DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 04/23/2011 Duedate: 05/06/2011
WILLAF ARENA
DM-16 TURN-667
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE
GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
(16-5908) [11-5-0,100]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE MISDIAGNOSIS
GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362) BASH BROS. DOCTOR (583)
(16-5908) [11-5-0,100] (16-5644) [1-1-0,16]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SAD SLACKS MISDIAGNOSIS
EMOTIONAL PANTS (604) BASH BROS. DOCTOR (583)
(16-5891) [14-19-1,77] (16-5644) [1-1-0,16]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MAXIMUM RESULTS (311) 26
2. PUNNY AMINALS (305) 11 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
3. EMOTIONAL PANTS (604) 10 Unchartered Team
4. GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362) 6
5. BASH BROS. DOCTOR (583) 3 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (583)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362) 692 319 13 68.4 1/ 1 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362) 9 2 0
2/ 2 EMOTIONAL PANTS (604) 69 72 1 48.9 2/ 2 PUNNY AMINALS (305) 6 8 0
3/ 3 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311) 321 381 22 45.7 3/ 3 EMOTIONAL PANTS (604) 5 4 0
4/ 4 PUNNY AMINALS (305) 769 965 23 44.3 4/ 4 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311) 5 6 0
5/ 0*BASH BROS. DOCTOR (583) 1 2 0 33.3 5/ 0*BASH BROS. DOCTOR (583) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 673): LITTLE BEAR of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 555): CHARLIE HORSE of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 678): HUSTLER'S AMBITION of STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 650): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 674): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 669): SPUTTERBUZZ of TACKLE BOX (Buri, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 677): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 662): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 663): SUSHI of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 662): WILD of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elef, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 630): TANNY of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 617): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 610): BRAID of I CAN'T BRUSH YOU (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 561): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 266): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 259): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 507): STANLY MILLGRAM of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 555): ROB A. REE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 673): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 555): SERPENTS HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 678): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 650): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 674): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 669): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 677): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 662): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 663): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 662): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 630): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 617): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 610): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 561): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 266): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 259): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 507): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 555) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 673): HONEST JILES of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 555): BOLD MR. WASABI of 142909A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
(turn 554): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 677): MEGA PIXEL of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 650): GERMAINE SHEPPARD of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 674): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisant, mgr.)
(turn 673): LEORA NOEVAL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 668): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 662): LUNELLE MERRIN of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 561): PHAEDRA of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Ahh! Finally I was able to win a Duelmaster Crown. A lifelong dream! Does
that make me the best of all the bridges? (chuckle) Well, at least one with a lot
of notoriety and acclaim?
Back to the real world, Stoga Steel was just as deserving of the crown as am I.
Rather evenly matched, I simply outlucked him to steal his crown. I am happy,
though. I will take good luck any day.
The Golden Gladiators have been doing pretty well of late, and I'll bet some
think we are a bunch of godlings. To dispel that falsehood, I shall give you a
summary of us. Our "lovely" birth stats are: (placed in numerical order to preserve
the actual identities.)
ST - 8,11,12,13,13
CN - 9,13,14,16,18
SZ - 10,10,11,11,14
WT - 5,10,14,14,16
WL - 10,16,16,17,19
SP - 5,6,9,13,21
DF - 6,7,10,11,13
Not necessarily such a glamorous bunch, eh?
Here I am ready to defend my Title. See you soon.
Golden Gate Bridge, DM (and up for sale to te right buyer)
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, WILLAF? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see MORGAR win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, AMBITIOUS GUARD
beat JOHN DERE and JOHN DERE lost 10 points. You're breakin' my heart. STOGA STEEL
challenged WILLAF's Duelmaster for a shot at the throne. And if variety is the spice
of life, WILLAF may be getting bland, as GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE stays top dog in the
city. The Dripping Blade, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries. Where do
they get this stuff? From WILLAF's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. What's the big D? PUNNY AMINALS was the most avoided
team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like
GOLDEN GLADIATORS avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers,
if you ask me. Hmph. STOGA STEEL was challenged more times this turn than the
Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. We're all going to die in the end, so why
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?
There's got to be a better place in WILLAF to get a drink than The Dripping
Blade! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so
nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come
this winter-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE 5908 11 5 0 100 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
STOGA STEEL 5871 21 27 3 93 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MORGAR 5863 13 12 0 82 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)
SAD SLACKS 5891 14 19 1 77 EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)
-GOLD LOCKET 5917 9 1 1 74 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
LONGING LEGGINGS 5910 10 8 0 69 EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GOLD CHARM 5903 11 2 0 53 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BILLY JACK 5902 10 12 0 52 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
PAN FOR GOLD 5912 9 5 1 51 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
RIPLEY BYRD 5923 4 2 0 50 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
HORUS MANN 5901 8 14 0 39 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
JOHN DERE 5916 5 10 0 29 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
GOLDPLATED 5929 4 1 0 29 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
GALEN 5921 4 2 0 28 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRICILLIAD 5919 4 1 0 23 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)
MISDIAGNOSIS 5644 1 1 0 16 BASH BROS. DOCTOR (583)
DEE NILE 5935 1 1 0 12 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
LONELY HANDMEDOWNS 5920 2 1 0 10 EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FLETCHER 5915 2 6 0 MAXIMUM RESULTS 311 MOUNTAIN TROLL 667 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Sad Slacks -- I am a little sorry to make you sadder, but this is a competition, you
know? -- Gold Locket
John Dere -- I do believe you knocked some plating loose. Well fought! -- GoldPlated
Billy Jack -- Did I charm the pants off of you? -- Gold Charm
Stoga Steel -- A great battle between two warriors. I was the lucky winner. Kudos.
-- Golden Gate Bridge
Curious Coyote -- Stated injuries have zero impact on future fights. They are for
reading pleasure. -- Midas
Golden Gladiators -- Thank you for the fine 3-1 round. Can you repeat for the gold?
-- Midas
Going mighty blind this round. Luck to all Golden ones. -- Midas
Sorry for the lack of personals and columns and spots, but
.........perhaps silence is golden?
Midas and The Golden Gladiators
As if!
Well! At least we got past that dangerous turn number.
Coyote -- So far as I know, injuries in one fight have NO effect on the next fight.
-- Jorja
Gold Charm -- You're making a habit of this, aren't you? I'll have to give it
thought. -- Billy Jack
Fletcher -- Somehow I never pictured a dwarf engaged in fletching. But maybe you
should give up on the gladiating and go back to it? -- Horus Mann
Goldplated -- If it isn't solid gold, it doesn't count. -- John Dere
A Cult Member? A worm. Easy prey. -- Ripley Byrd
Lonely Handmedowns -- Don't try to get cozy with ME. Nothing but the newest and best
for me. -- Dee Nile
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FLETCHER was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STOGA STEEL was bested by GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE in a 4 minute Challenge Title duel.
PAN FOR GOLD was overpowered by SAD SLACKS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
LONGING LEGGINGS was bested by MORGAR in a popular 4 minute fight.
GOLD CHARM subdued HORUS MANN in a 2 minute competition.
RIPLEY BYRD bested THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
BILLY JACK overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute gruesome mismatched brawl.
JOHN DERE was vanquished by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GOLDPLATED won victory over MISDIAGNOSIS in a action packed 6 minute fight.
TRICILLIAD won victory over DEE NILE in a popular 1 minute fight.
GALEN overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
LONELY HANDMEDOWNS defeated MALCORN INSURGENT in a 1 minute novice's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 0 - 1 100 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 2 - 0 83 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 6 - 0 68 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 - 0 67 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 23 - 20 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 23 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 9 - 15 - 0 38 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
Turn 667 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE 5908 11 5 0 100 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
PARRY-STRIKE MORGAR 5863 13 12 0 82 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)
STRIKING ATTACK LONGING LEGGINGS 5910 10 8 0 69 EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)
TOTAL PARRY GOLD CHARM 5903 11 2 0 53 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
BASHING ATTACK PAN FOR GOLD 5912 9 5 1 51 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
SLASHING ATTACK RIPLEY BYRD 5923 4 2 0 50 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SAD SLACKS 5891. The most popular warrior this turn
was MISDIAGNOSIS 5644. The ten other most popular fighters were STOGA STEEL 5871,
LONGING LEGGINGS 5910, GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE 5908, MORGAR 5863, RIPLEY BYRD 5923, HORUS
MANN 5901, SAD SLACKS 5891, BILLY JACK 5902, TRICILLIAD 5919, and DEE NILE 5935.
The least popular fighter this week was JOHN DERE 5916. The other ten least popular
fighters were PAN FOR GOLD 5912, GOLDPLATED 5929, GOLD CHARM 5903, FLETCHER 5915,
LONELY HANDMEDOWNS 5920, GALEN 5921, DEE NILE 5935, TRICILLIAD 5919, BILLY JACK 5902,
and SAD SLACKS 5891.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS 5456 (18-5-0) 7 3 0 MUSCLE MEN 3
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TRICILLIAD 5919 (3-1-0) 1 3 0 MAXIMUM RESULTS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BREILION 5932 (0-0-0) 1 3 1 FROM THE SHADOW
REIDO 5914 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 YAMABUSHI
INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GALEN 5921 (3-2-0) 0 3 0 MAXIMUM RESULTS
APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MISDIAGNOSIS 5644 (1-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS. DOCTOR