DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/10/2011 Duedate: 09/23/2011
WILLAF ARENA
DM-16 TURN-677
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SAD SLACKS
EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)
(16-5891) [20-23-2,108]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SAD SLACKS POSITION IS EMPTY
EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)
(16-5891) [20-23-2,108]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SAD SLACKS RIPLEY BYRD
EMOTIONAL PANTS (604) PUNNY AMINALS (305)
(16-5891) [20-23-2,108] (16-5923) [10-6-0,73]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SERPENTS HOLD 114 (608) 52
2. EMOTIONAL PANTS (604) 28 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
3. MAXIMUM RESULTS (311) 19 Unchartered Team
4. GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362) 9
5. PUNNY AMINALS (305) -24 BUENO FER NADA (358)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362) 711 334 13 68.0 1/ 2 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362) 8 3 0
2/ 4 SERPENTS HOLD 114 (608) 17 17 1 50.0 2/ 1 PUNNY AMINALS (305) 8 7 0
3/ 3 EMOTIONAL PANTS (604) 85 88 2 49.1 3/ 4 EMOTIONAL PANTS (604) 4 5 0
4/ 5 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311) 332 397 22 45.5 4/ 3 SERPENTS HOLD 114 (608) 4 5 0
5/ 6 PUNNY AMINALS (305) 792 992 23 44.4 5/ 6 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 678): BITTERMAN of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 680): CRITIAS of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 591): METHODSOFRATIONALITY of HARRY POTTER AND THE (Sherlock)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 674): BOWEN of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 676): BILLY JACK of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 668): CORNBREAD STUFFING of ALMOST THANKSGIVING (Sherlock, mgr)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 669): DESERT PLANTS of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 336): WHITE BECT of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 666): BERYLLIUM BUFFER of METAL MINCERS (Oremaster, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 334): SLATE G35 of NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble?)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 662): D. DAVE ELL of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 659): GRANDMA'S FAN of THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 651): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 610): TORN CLOTH of IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 312): YUMALESCA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 306): KATIE of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 293): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 541): IEZA VON DRAKA of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 526): TICK ... TOCK of UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 508): HORSE D'OEURVRE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 503): LINNIS TYL SORN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 241): STINKY PETE of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 464): TUNA SALAD of PARKING LOT 4 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 458): NIGHTBRINGER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 450): RALTUMAN OMELETTE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 567): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 678): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 680): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 591): HARRY POTTER AND THE (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 674): INK & STEEL RETRO (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 676): PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 668): ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 669): MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 336): ISIS PTAH (?, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 666): METAL MINCERS (Oremaster, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 334): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 662): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 659): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 651): URBAN JUNGLE (Jugger, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 610): IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 312): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 306): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 293): THE MYRMIDONS (Sigurd Fafnisbane, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 541): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 526): UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 508): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 503): BASH BROS EVANGELIST (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 241): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 464): NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 458): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 450): J (Sherlock, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 567): THE WILLBURYS 78 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 28 MORYA (turn 336): WHITE BECT of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
(turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 334): SLATE G35 of NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble?)
(turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 650): DECEMBRE of URBAN JUNGLE (Jugger, mgr.)
BANFF of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 610): VILE HENCHMAN of IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
(turn 609): KENSELJO of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 312): YUMALESCA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 306): BASKET of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
KISS OF DEATH of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
KANA BALLISTIC of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
(turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
JUNEAU DAWNING of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 507): VONNER WESS of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 450): ROGAR THORFIN of DOMINATION (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
TESLA SHARPE of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
And again, I am matched with Longing Leggings. Is this a not-very-subtle
attempt at matchmaking on the part of the handicapper? Are the stewards betting with
the bookies that sooner or later LL will defeat me? Are we trapped in the depths of
Small Arena Syndrome? Inquiring Minds will think about this tomorrow, tonight
they're going out to a fish fry.
Billy Jack
SPY REPORT
Greetings, warriors of WILLAF! Once again I've been called out of retirement
for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. Woof! PUNNY AMINALS were a bunch
of dogs after GOLDEN GLADIATORS got through with 'em! 2nd ain't so sweet as 1st!
What's with SNAKE? He actually beat GOLDEN GLADIATORS' GOLD DUBLOON, and walked away
with 22 more points from the fight. Laughs were big at SERPENTS HOLD 114 while they
watched SNAKE clobber GOLD DUBLOON. He lost 10 points and got bruised from objects
thrown from the stands. I'm sure WILLAF is excited about SAD SLACKS, the new
Duelmaster from EMOTIONAL PANTS. (remember?) But when you've seen as many as I
have... Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
No matter the time or place, men will always duel. The most avoided team was
MAXIMUM RESULTS. The bums at GOLDEN GLADIATORS couldn't face the challenges from
MAXIMUM RESULTS! No excuse for that! What do people see in ANACONDA? Its 6-4-0?
SERPENTS HOLD 114 ain't talkin', but it's got 59 points.
Warriors of WILLAF unite. You have only your games to lose! Is it my
imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day? To die so young, so
gloriously!
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. The end
of another Spyreport! That's cause for celebration in my book! Remember--a good
fighter needs both good skills and good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAD SLACKS 5891 20 23 2 108 EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LONGING LEGGINGS 5910 14 14 0 87 EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)
BILLY JACK 5902 16 16 0 86 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
RIPLEY BYRD 5923 10 6 0 73 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
GOLD CHARM 5903 14 4 0 70 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
-GOLD LOCKET 5917 11 5 1 67 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LONELY HANDMEDOWNS 5920 8 5 0 59 EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANACONDA 5944 6 4 0 59 SERPENTS HOLD 114 (608)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HORUS MANN 5901 11 21 0 54 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
TRICILLIAD 5919 7 6 0 45 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)
GOLDPLATED 5929 9 3 0 44 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
JOHN DERE 5916 9 16 0 43 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DEE NILE 5935 5 7 0 33 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
-SNAKE BITE 5945 2 1 1 29 SERPENTS HOLD 114 (608)
GALEN 5921 5 9 0 28 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNAKE 5967 1 0 0 22 SERPENTS HOLD 114 (608)
GOOD AS GOLD 5965 2 0 0 21 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
GOLD DUBLOON 5953 3 2 0 11 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
-MORA 5949 1 1 0 8 SERPENTS HOLD 114 (608)
ROTILLA 5956 0 3 0 3 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
VENOM 5966 0 1 0 SERPENTS HOLD 11 608 SHEWISH GIANT 677 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Emotional Pants -- I send out a salute for your fine Team On The Move performance,
and for the fact that Sad Slacks now has Gold Locket's number. Kudos! -- Midas
Billy Jack -- Duelmaster! Congrats again. -- Midas and The Golden Gladiators
Sad Slacks -- Phbttttttt! You used to be easy. Now, I guess I am. -- Gold Locket
Horus Mann -- Peroxide?! You Cad! Why, I use only the best, uh, well, a gal has her
secrets, you know? -- Gold Charm
P.S. But it was no secret who won THAT fight was it? Tee hee.
Rotilla -- In the battle of the BAds, I am the BAddest! -- Gold Dubloon
Malcorn Insurgent -- I was quite pleased to add to your general unrest and
disappointments. You can always count on me. -- Good As Gold
Gold Charm -- My dear girl! If you *insist* on accessorizing everything with gold,
you will, inevitably, have "off" days. Sometimes gold is *not* the best choice in
personal adornment, especially in excess. It looks... tacky. -- John Dere
P.S. And I did warn you about the peroxide, did I not? There is absolutely
*nothing* wrong with not being blonde! Sultry sable has much to recommend it.
Gold Charm -- The stewards called your win "luck," but it looked to me like
"favorable style match" (for you). -- Horus Mann
P.S. It would have been an act of generosity that would have reflected well upon you
if you'd taught me a skill or two.
Why would anybody bother to convict an assassin? Why not just arrange for him to
suffer a fatal accident in some dark alley? That seems like it would be appropriate.
-- Ripley Byrd
Lonely Handmedowns -- I should think so! You're a veritable rag-bag, all tatters,
tears, and poorly done patches. It's ridiculous. Unsightly. -- John Dere
Galen -- What a perfect gentleman you are! I think you should come up and see me
some time. -- Dee Nile
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
VENOM was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BILLY JACK was vanquished by SAD SLACKS in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
RIPLEY BYRD was narrowly defeated by LONGING LEGGINGS in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
HORUS MANN was devastated by ANACONDA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
GOLD CHARM defeated LONELY HANDMEDOWNS in a 1 minute match.
GOLDPLATED bested AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 6 minute brawl.
JOHN DERE was vanquished by TRICILLIAD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DEE NILE savagely defeated GALEN in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
GOLD DUBLOON was overpowered by SNAKE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
ROTILLA was vanquished by GOOD AS GOLD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 17 - 12 - 1 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 7 - 0 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 26 - 1 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 20 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 677 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK RIPLEY BYRD 5923 10 6 0 73 PUNNY AMINALS (305)
TOTAL PARRY GOLD CHARM 5903 14 4 0 70 GOLDEN GLADIATORS (362)
STRIKING ATTACK LONELY HANDMEDOWNS 5920 8 5 0 59 EMOTIONAL PANTS (604)
LUNGING ATTACK ANACONDA 5944 6 4 0 59 SERPENTS HOLD 114 (608)
BASHING ATTACK TRICILLIAD 5919 7 6 0 45 MAXIMUM RESULTS (311)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SAD SLACKS 5891. The most popular warrior this turn
was RIPLEY BYRD 5923. The ten other most popular fighters were DEE NILE 5935, VENOM
5966, LONGING LEGGINGS 5910, GOOD AS GOLD 5965, SAD SLACKS 5891, ANACONDA 5944, SNAKE
5967, GOLD CHARM 5903, LONELY HANDMEDOWNS 5920, and TRICILLIAD 5919.
The least popular fighter this week was GOLDPLATED 5929. The other ten least popular
fighters were ROTILLA 5956, GOLD DUBLOON 5953, JOHN DERE 5916, HORUS MANN 5901, BILLY
JACK 5902, GALEN 5921, TRICILLIAD 5919, LONELY HANDMEDOWNS 5920, GOLD CHARM 5903, and
SNAKE 5967.