DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 01/26/2009 Duedate: 02/07/2009 ALJAFIR ARENA DM-17 TURN-607 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS VERCINGETORIX DEATH INCARNATE (558) (17-6950) [17-5-1,91] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader VERCINGETORIX POSITION IS EMPTY DEATH INCARNATE (558) (17-6950) [17-5-1,91] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite VERCINGETORIX VERCINGETORIX DEATH INCARNATE (558) DEATH INCARNATE (558) (17-6950) [17-5-1,91] (17-6950) [17-5-1,91] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. GLADIATORS (569) 42 2. FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563) 34 DEATH INCARNATE (558) 3. DEATH INCARNATE (558) 17 Unchartered Team 4. MIDDLE WAY (484) 13 5. BROTHERHOOD (489) 0 GOD SQUAD II (338) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1*BROTHERHOOD (489) 1 0 0 100 1/ 2 FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563) 7 3 1 2/ 2 DEATH INCARNATE (558) 68 34 4 66.7 2/ 1 MIDDLE WAY (484) 6 9 0 3/ 3 FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563) 91 73 4 55.5 3/ 3 GLADIATORS (569) 5 6 1 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY (484) 445 624 9 41.6 4/ 4 DEATH INCARNATE (558) 2 4 0 5/ 5 GLADIATORS (569) 31 55 5 36.0 5- 5*BROTHERHOOD (489) 1 0 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 610): KEEL HAULER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 612): CORIANELLE of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 606): WIND RIDER of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 608): CRICKET of LEGENDS (?, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 606): AURELIUS of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 604): ANTONIUS of IDES OF MARCH (Caesar, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 302): OPASAN of PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 597): CELADUS of EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 300): LOWLY WORM of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 594): EASTER GUARDIAN of SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 592): THE MONGOL of RAVAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 583): ANGUS ARGUS of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 545): JEREMY CAMP of POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 277): BOLI of OF WOLF & MAN (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 272): BULLPEN ACE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 258): EXTRUSION of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 473): MOSSIE ROCKTROLL of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 460): ENIGMA XXV of DEATH STUDS XII (Death Stud, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 442): XAVAN YOLE of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 436): ROPE MAN of MIGHTY HEROES (Hombre, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 207): GAFFER SMITH of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 404): DOLBY KLEE of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 382): RED COULTER of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 498): SISTER X of CULTS-R-US (?, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 610): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 612): SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.) DM 15 MALCORN (turn 606): DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West, mgr.) DM 16 WILLAF (turn 608): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.) DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 604): CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 302): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 597): MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 300): LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 594): SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.) DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 592): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.) DM 35 MURSKA (turn 583): LOST CAUSE (Vol, mgr.) DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 545): DEVILED HAM (The Dark One, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 577): NOSTALGIA (Crow, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 272): SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 258): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 473): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 460): DEATH STUDS XII (Death Stud, mgr.) DM 61 JURINE (turn 442): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 436): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 207): MONGOL HORDE (Crip, mgr.) DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 404): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 382): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.) ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 498): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 603): JACK HAMMA of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 302): LE PLON of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) VELVET FINISH of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.) DM 29 LAPUR (turn 597): CELADUS of EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 299): BEDLAM of CHAOS (Lord of Chaos, mgr.) DM 32 ARVAT (turn 594): EASTER GUARDIAN of SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 276): AUNTY ENTITY of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) YUFFIE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 DOUBLE X (turn 272): BULLPEN ACE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.) PIZZA PIE PARTY of THINGS I DROOL IN (Nuln, mgr.) (turn 271): SISTER MERCY of OLD HABITS (Soultaker, mgr.) MAGIC WAND of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful, mgr.) BOQ of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful, mgr.) DM 60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 460): ENIGMA XXV of DEATH STUDS XII (Death Stud, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Yes, it is true... 'Ol Quintus downed too many tankards of grog at "Death Row", that exclusive night club owned by the Dark One, and went home with a questionable "lady of the night." He felt the Newcastle Gods were smiling upon him, but alas, he woke up too late to defend the title and with some brown ale of a different sort.... And to make matters worse, he discovered himself alone in a in a hotel room, wallet and clothes missing and with a terrible rash on his appendage. You know how it is with those bashers, not too bright and all.... And you were expecting a column from him last week??? Anyway, not much happening here in Aljafir, as usual. But wait! Let me scower as far down as humanly possible for a downchallenge in the ranks.... A newb! Or is it??? Perhaps some mega managing, ego driven, apathetic guy running incognito and undercover??? You know, mega manager covert ops? Ssshhhh!!! Your signal is 5 by 5.... The chicken is in the pot. You are greenlighted. It's a go. Is that you Scrag? Neon? It's safe to come out of from behind that planter. Just wear your sunglasses. No one will recognize you celebrities here. Who is this Brotherhood? Are they associated with the Brotherhood of Overpensioned Rickshawm Workers? Brotherhood of Aljafir Roto Rooters? Brotherhood of Oliphaunt Dung Shovelers? Brotherhood for Nancy Pelosi for President? Oh no!!! Brotherhood of Mighty Putty for All? Do you know that stuff can withstand gale force winds??? But wait! If you order now.... Or are they all related brothers? Mom and Dad were brother and sisters and sons and daughters of cousins, but nieces and nephews of.... Oh well, whatever your Brotherhood involves, more power to you and much brotherly love to all of the one of you! Let's get back to me... I'm Duelmaster, but that really, in all actuality, is quite meaningless. Yes, I'm blessed with awesome stats, but alas no bonuses and condemned to a life of tourney sandbagging mediocrity.... Could be worse, I could be unemployed in this economically stressed city. I bet those fatcat politicians and tycoons of Aljafir industry are still living large.... Politicians are always busy stimulating something or other, especially their Wallets.... Perhaps they will consider us for a bailout? We've paid dearly in Dark Arena taxes! Wait.... Is The Lady Greywand running a Ponzi Scheme? Something to seriously consider.... We applaud the freeloading Jorja and the Middle Way squad located here! Thank you for serving as our personal punching bag! Drinks are on us this week and we raise our glasses to the mighty Grishort Hurm! The last kid picked at dodgeball and it shows! I'm off for my own adventures tonight! See you next week! Stolichnaya Gods willing.... I remain.... Aurelius Duelmaster Fields of Elysium (563) SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of ALJAFIR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, MIDDLE WAY, since FIELDS OF ELYSIUM took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-1-1 is nice, but don't get cocky, GLADIATORS, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see THEODOSIUS win a fight and gain 17 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, TIBERIUS beat ZALMAN ARVO and ZALMAN ARVO lost 6 points. You're breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, AURELIUS has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's out with the old, in with the new, as VERCINGETORIX takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha! Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys. What's the big D? DEATH INCARNATE was the most avoided team? Bunch of lily livered... grumble... mumble... curse... And it looks like GLADIATORS avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. URSILA VINE was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for ALJAFIR's morgue. More variety. We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later? I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME VERCINGETORIX 6950 17 5 1 91 DEATH INCARNATE (558) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -QUINTUS 6913 12 6 2 115 FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563) -JACK THE RIPPER 6803 9 2 0 115 DEATH INCARNATE (558) -AURELIUS 6963 13 2 0 113 FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GERMANICUS 6999 9 3 0 89 GLADIATORS (569) -THE RED BARON 6952 11 7 2 86 DEATH INCARNATE (558) TIBERIUS 6979 7 0 0 78 FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GRISHORT HURM 6929 7 38 0 64 MIDDLE WAY (484) SALARA LORMIN 7037 9 2 0 61 MIDDLE WAY (484) URSILA VINE 7006 13 4 1 58 MIDDLE WAY (484) YAREK ZURN 6955 10 19 0 58 MIDDLE WAY (484) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ZALMAN ARVO 7010 10 5 1 52 MIDDLE WAY (484) -VLAD THE IMPALER 6961 4 2 0 48 DEATH INCARNATE (558) -NEFARIOUS 6006 1 0 0 37 BROTHERHOOD (489) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME THEODOSIUS 7051 1 0 1 17 FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563) SEPTIMIUS 7054 1 0 1 16 GLADIATORS (569) CONSTANTIUS 7056 1 0 0 13 GLADIATORS (569) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSISTENT BEGGA 0 0 0 THEODOSIUS 7051 607 NONE BUTTERCUP 7058 0 1 0 DEATH INCARNATE 558 ARENAMASTER KARG 607 NONE DEAD ROMAN 34 7052 0 1 0 FIELDS OF ELYSIU 563 BANDIT PRINCE 607 NONE THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? LEPIDUS 7053 0 1 0 GLADIATORS 569 SPYMASTER 607 NONE PERSONAL ADS Vercingetorix -- Yeahyeahyeah. You hate the Romans. So fight the Romans. See if I care. -- Yarek Zurn Germanicus -- One of my better students. Take this knowledge and skill and go beat up Vercingetorix. -- Ursila Vine Tiberius -- Your field would be more, um, enjoyable? Or something. If you'd clear the snow off. I know snow can be beautiful, the old "winter wonderland" bit, but enough is enough already, and we've had MORE than enough. -- Grishort Hurm Geroge Murv, Chief Orc -- This Captured Orc was almost decent to fight. New hire? -- Zalman Arvo Terregolis, called by some a Dangerous Criminal -- Surely crime pays better than gladiating, and is less likely to involve personal injury? -- Salara Lormin P.S. I was wondering about taking it up myself, as a "day job." LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS LEPIDUS was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. BUTTERCUP was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER KARGHAL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. DEAD ROMAN 34 was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight. VERCINGETORIX viciously subdued GRISHORT HURM in a 2 minute veteran's Title contest. GERMANICUS devastated YAREK ZURN in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl. ZALMAN ARVO was devastated by TIBERIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. SALARA LORMIN overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee. URSILA VINE won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 4 minute fight. SEPTIMIUS assassinated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight. CONSTANTIUS handily defeated NORTH FORK RABBLE in a 3 minute one-sided bout. THEODOSIUS murdered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 4 AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 - 0 75 | |LUNGING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 1 60 | |AIMED BLOW 1 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 16 - 1 52 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 5 - 1 50 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 17 - 0 47 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 7 - 0 42 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 BASHING ATTACK 5 - 7 - 0 42 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 607 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK VERCINGETORIX 6950 17 5 1 91 DEATH INCARNATE (558) TOTAL PARRY GERMANICUS 6999 9 3 0 89 GLADIATORS (569) AIMED BLOW TIBERIUS 6979 7 0 0 78 FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563) LUNGING ATTACK SALARA LORMIN 7037 9 2 0 61 MIDDLE WAY (484) PARRY-STRIKE ZALMAN ARVO 7010 10 5 1 52 MIDDLE WAY (484) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is VERCINGETORIX 6950. The most popular warrior this turn was VERCINGETORIX 6950. The ten other most popular fighters were URSILA VINE 7006, SALARA LORMIN 7037, THEODOSIUS 7051, GERMANICUS 6999, TIBERIUS 6979, GRISHORT HURM 6929, YAREK ZURN 6955, SEPTIMIUS 7054, ZALMAN ARVO 7010, and LEPIDUS 7053. The least popular fighter this week was CONSTANTIUS 7056. The other ten least popular fighters were DEAD ROMAN 34 7052, BUTTERCUP 7058, LEPIDUS 7053, ZALMAN ARVO 7010, SEPTIMIUS 7054, YAREK ZURN 6955, GRISHORT HURM 6929, TIBERIUS 6979, GERMANICUS 6999, and THEODOSIUS 7051. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: JACK THE RIPPER (17-6803) DEATH INCARNATE (558) FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLII CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME VALKYRIE 5544 (94-87-1) 0 5 0 WHY THE SOUTH WINS ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ARTEMIDORUS 6864 (38-7-1) 2 3 0 FIELDS OF ELYSIUM NYZEIL OGLATA 6753 (27-17-1) 0 3 0 PHILANTHROPISTS CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME JACK THE RIPPER 6803 (9-2-0) 7 3 0 DEATH INCARNATE CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME AURELIUS 6963 (13-2-0) 3 3 0 FIELDS OF ELYSIUM QUINTUS 6913 (12-6-2) 3 3 0 FIELDS OF ELYSIUM ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME SEPTIMIUS 7054 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 GLADIATORS CONSTANTIUS 7056 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 GLADIATORS LEPIDUS 7053 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 GLADIATORS THEODOSIUS 7051 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 FIELDS OF ELYSIUM