DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/26/2009    Duedate: 02/07/2009

ALJAFIR ARENA

DM-17    TURN-607

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VERCINGETORIX
DEATH INCARNATE (558)
(17-6950) [17-5-1,91]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VERCINGETORIX                  POSITION IS EMPTY
DEATH INCARNATE (558)          
(17-6950) [17-5-1,91]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

VERCINGETORIX                  VERCINGETORIX
DEATH INCARNATE (558)          DEATH INCARNATE (558)
(17-6950) [17-5-1,91]          (17-6950) [17-5-1,91]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. GLADIATORS (569)            42
2. FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563)     34      DEATH INCARNATE (558)
3. DEATH INCARNATE (558)       17      Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY (484)            13
5. BROTHERHOOD (489)            0      GOD SQUAD II (338)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BROTHERHOOD (489)          1   0  0  100   1/ 2 FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563)   7  3 1
 2/ 2 DEATH INCARNATE (558)     68  34  4 66.7   2/ 1 MIDDLE WAY (484)          6  9 0
 3/ 3 FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563)   91  73  4 55.5   3/ 3 GLADIATORS (569)          5  6 1
 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY (484)         445 624  9 41.6   4/ 4 DEATH INCARNATE (558)     2  4 0
 5/ 5 GLADIATORS (569)          31  55  5 36.0   5- 5*BROTHERHOOD (489)         1  0 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 610): KEEL HAULER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 612): CORIANELLE of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 606): WIND RIDER of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 608): CRICKET of LEGENDS (?, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 606): AURELIUS of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 604): ANTONIUS of IDES OF MARCH (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 302): OPASAN of PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 597): CELADUS of EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 300): LOWLY WORM of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 594): EASTER GUARDIAN of SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 592): THE MONGOL of RAVAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 583): ANGUS ARGUS of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 545): JEREMY CAMP of POSITIVE ALTERNATIVE (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 277): BOLI of OF WOLF & MAN (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 272): BULLPEN ACE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 258): EXTRUSION of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 473): MOSSIE ROCKTROLL of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 460): ENIGMA XXV of DEATH STUDS XII (Death Stud, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 442): XAVAN YOLE of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 436): ROPE MAN of MIGHTY HEROES (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 207): GAFFER SMITH of BAD APPLES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 404): DOLBY KLEE of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 382): RED COULTER of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 498): SISTER X of CULTS-R-US (?, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 610): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 612): SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 606): DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 608): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 606): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 604): CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 302): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 597): MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 300): LORDS OF VALHALLA (High Lord Bosk, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 594): SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 592): THE SEWING CIRCLE (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 583): LOST CAUSE (Vol, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 545): DEVILED HAM (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 577): NOSTALGIA (Crow, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 272): SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 258): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 473): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 460): DEATH STUDS XII (Death Stud, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 442): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 436): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 207): MONGOL HORDE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 404): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 382): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 498): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 603): JACK HAMMA of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 302): LE PLON of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                          VELVET FINISH of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 597): CELADUS of EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 299): BEDLAM of CHAOS (Lord of Chaos, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 594): EASTER GUARDIAN of SARATOGA GLORY (The Trainer, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 276): AUNTY ENTITY of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                               YUFFIE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 272): BULLPEN ACE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                             PIZZA PIE PARTY of THINGS I DROOL IN (Nuln, mgr.)
                 (turn 271): SISTER MERCY of OLD HABITS (Soultaker, mgr.)
                             MAGIC WAND of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful, mgr.)
                             BOQ of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 460): ENIGMA XXV of DEATH STUDS XII (Death Stud, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Yes, it is true... 'Ol Quintus downed too many tankards of grog at "Death Row", that
exclusive night club owned by the Dark One, and went home with a questionable "lady
of the night."  He felt the Newcastle Gods were smiling upon him, but alas, he woke
up too late to defend the title and with some brown ale of a different sort....  And
to make matters worse, he discovered himself alone in a in a hotel room, wallet and
clothes missing and with a terrible rash on his appendage.  You know how it is with
those bashers, not too bright and all....  And you were expecting a column from him
last week???

Anyway, not much happening here in Aljafir, as usual.  But wait!  Let me scower as
far down as humanly possible for a downchallenge in the ranks....  A newb!  Or is
it???  Perhaps some mega managing, ego driven, apathetic guy running incognito and
undercover???  You know, mega manager covert ops?  Ssshhhh!!!  Your signal is 5 by
5....  The chicken is in the pot.  You are greenlighted.  It's a go.  Is that you
Scrag?  Neon?  It's safe to come out of from behind that planter.  Just wear your
sunglasses.  No one will recognize you celebrities here. 

Who is this Brotherhood?  Are they associated with the Brotherhood of Overpensioned
Rickshawm Workers?  Brotherhood of Aljafir Roto Rooters?  Brotherhood of Oliphaunt
Dung Shovelers?  Brotherhood for Nancy Pelosi for President?  Oh no!!!  Brotherhood
of Mighty Putty for All?  Do you know that stuff can withstand gale force winds???
But wait!  If you order now....  Or are they all related brothers?  Mom and Dad were
brother and sisters and sons and daughters of cousins, but nieces and nephews of....

Oh well, whatever your Brotherhood involves, more power to you and much brotherly
love to all of the one of you!  Let's get back to me... I'm Duelmaster, but that
really, in all actuality, is quite meaningless.  Yes, I'm blessed with awesome stats,
but alas no bonuses and condemned to a life of tourney sandbagging mediocrity....
Could be worse, I could be unemployed in this economically stressed city.  I bet
those fatcat politicians and tycoons of Aljafir industry are still living large....
Politicians are always busy stimulating something or other, especially their
Wallets....  Perhaps they will consider us for a bailout?  We've paid dearly in Dark
Arena taxes!  Wait....  Is The Lady Greywand running a Ponzi Scheme?  Something to
seriously consider....

We applaud the freeloading Jorja and the Middle Way squad located here!  Thank you
for serving as our personal punching bag!  Drinks are on us this week and we raise
our glasses to the mighty Grishort Hurm!  The last kid picked at dodgeball and it
shows!

I'm off for my own adventures tonight!  See you next week!  Stolichnaya Gods
willing....

I remain....

Aurelius 
Duelmaster
Fields of Elysium (563)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ALJAFIR brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, MIDDLE WAY, since FIELDS 
OF ELYSIUM took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Gee, I'm 
impressed, a 3-1-1 is nice, but don't get cocky, GLADIATORS, the Fates teach 
humility, and the Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
THEODOSIUS win a fight and gain 17 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, TIBERIUS beat ZALMAN 
ARVO and ZALMAN ARVO lost 6 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and 
inability to defend the throne, AURELIUS has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start 
setting that alarm earlier!  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as 
VERCINGETORIX takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, 
heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these 
guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  DEATH INCARNATE was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily 
livered... grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like GLADIATORS avoided them 
the most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  URSILA 
VINE was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for ALJAFIR's 
morgue.  More variety.  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate 
catches up with you sooner that later?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need 
the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VERCINGETORIX 6950           17   5  1    91       DEATH INCARNATE (558)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-QUINTUS 6913                 12   6  2   115       FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563)
-JACK THE RIPPER 6803          9   2  0   115       DEATH INCARNATE (558)
-AURELIUS 6963                13   2  0   113       FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GERMANICUS 6999               9   3  0    89       GLADIATORS (569)
-THE RED BARON 6952           11   7  2    86       DEATH INCARNATE (558)
 TIBERIUS 6979                 7   0  0    78       FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRISHORT HURM 6929            7  38  0    64       MIDDLE WAY (484)
 SALARA LORMIN 7037            9   2  0    61       MIDDLE WAY (484)
 URSILA VINE 7006             13   4  1    58       MIDDLE WAY (484)
 YAREK ZURN 6955              10  19  0    58       MIDDLE WAY (484)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ZALMAN ARVO 7010             10   5  1    52       MIDDLE WAY (484)
-VLAD THE IMPALER 6961         4   2  0    48       DEATH INCARNATE (558)
-NEFARIOUS 6006                1   0  0    37       BROTHERHOOD (489)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THEODOSIUS 7051               1   0  1    17       FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563)
 SEPTIMIUS 7054                1   0  1    16       GLADIATORS (569)
 CONSTANTIUS 7056              1   0  0    13       GLADIATORS (569)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGA        0  0 0                      THEODOSIUS 7051       607  NONE
BUTTERCUP 7058          0  1 0 DEATH INCARNATE 558  ARENAMASTER KARG      607  NONE
DEAD ROMAN 34 7052      0  1 0 FIELDS OF ELYSIU 563 BANDIT PRINCE         607  NONE

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LEPIDUS 7053            0  1 0 GLADIATORS 569       SPYMASTER             607  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Vercingetorix -- Yeahyeahyeah.  You hate the Romans.  So fight the Romans.  See if I
care. -- Yarek Zurn

Germanicus -- One of my better students.  Take this knowledge and skill and go beat
up Vercingetorix. -- Ursila Vine

Tiberius -- Your field would be more, um, enjoyable?  Or something.  If you'd clear
the snow off.  I know snow can be beautiful, the old "winter wonderland" bit, but
enough is enough already, and we've had MORE than enough. -- Grishort Hurm

Geroge Murv, Chief Orc -- This Captured Orc was almost decent to fight.  New hire? --
Zalman Arvo

Terregolis, called by some a Dangerous Criminal -- Surely crime pays better than
gladiating, and is less likely to involve personal injury? -- Salara Lormin
P.S.  I was wondering about taking it up myself, as a "day job."

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LEPIDUS was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BUTTERCUP was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER KARGHAL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
DEAD ROMAN 34 was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
VERCINGETORIX viciously subdued GRISHORT HURM in a 2 minute veteran's Title contest.
GERMANICUS devastated YAREK ZURN in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
ZALMAN ARVO was devastated by TIBERIUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SALARA LORMIN overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
URSILA VINE won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 4 minute fight.
SEPTIMIUS assassinated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CONSTANTIUS handily defeated NORTH FORK RABBLE in a 3 minute one-sided bout.
THEODOSIUS murdered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW         3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   6 -  1      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  16 -  1      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  17 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 607 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  VERCINGETORIX 6950         17   5  1   91 DEATH INCARNATE (558)
TOTAL PARRY      GERMANICUS 6999             9   3  0   89 GLADIATORS (569)
AIMED BLOW       TIBERIUS 6979               7   0  0   78 FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (563)
LUNGING ATTACK   SALARA LORMIN 7037          9   2  0   61 MIDDLE WAY (484)
PARRY-STRIKE     ZALMAN ARVO 7010           10   5  1   52 MIDDLE WAY (484)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is VERCINGETORIX 6950.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was VERCINGETORIX 6950.  The ten other most popular fighters were URSILA VINE 
7006, SALARA LORMIN 7037, THEODOSIUS 7051, GERMANICUS 6999, TIBERIUS 6979, GRISHORT 
HURM 6929, YAREK ZURN 6955, SEPTIMIUS 7054, ZALMAN ARVO 7010, and LEPIDUS 7053.

The least popular fighter this week was CONSTANTIUS 7056.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DEAD ROMAN 34 7052, BUTTERCUP 7058, LEPIDUS 7053, ZALMAN ARVO 
7010, SEPTIMIUS 7054, YAREK ZURN 6955, GRISHORT HURM 6929, TIBERIUS 6979, GERMANICUS 
6999, and THEODOSIUS 7051.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JACK THE RIPPER (17-6803) DEATH INCARNATE (558)

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY XLII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VALKYRIE 5544 (94-87-1)                0  5  0         WHY THE SOUTH WINS   

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ARTEMIDORUS 6864 (38-7-1)              2  3  0         FIELDS OF ELYSIUM    
NYZEIL OGLATA 6753 (27-17-1)           0  3  0         PHILANTHROPISTS      

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JACK THE RIPPER 6803 (9-2-0)           7  3  0         DEATH INCARNATE      

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
AURELIUS 6963 (13-2-0)                 3  3  0         FIELDS OF ELYSIUM    
QUINTUS 6913 (12-6-2)                  3  3  0         FIELDS OF ELYSIUM    

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SEPTIMIUS 7054 (0-0-0)                 4  3  0         GLADIATORS           
CONSTANTIUS 7056 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         GLADIATORS           
LEPIDUS 7053 (0-0-0)                   1  3  0         GLADIATORS           
THEODOSIUS 7051 (0-0-0)                0  3  0         FIELDS OF ELYSIUM