DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/26/2011    Duedate: 01/07/2012

ALJAFIR ARENA

DM-17    TURN-676

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

GANDALF
IN MIDDLE EARTH (592)
(17-7280) [13-7-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MARX                           LOMBAR HISST
ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (582)           MISSION: EARTH! (578)
(17-7253) [10-1-0,112]         (17-7169) [2-0-0,19]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CORNBREAD STUFFING             CAPT KIRCHNER
ALMOST THANKSGIVING (583)      82ND ILLINOIS (421)
(17-7194) [19-9-0,87]          (17-6093) [7-5-0,48]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (582)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (582)        56
2. 82ND ILLINOIS (421)         34      IN MIDDLE EARTH (592)
3. IN MIDDLE EARTH (592)       30      Unchartered Team
4. MISSION: EARTH! (578)       18
5. ALL THINGS FLOYD (517)       0      MISSION: EARTH! (578)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*MISSION: EARTH! (578)      4   0  0  100   1/ 2 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (582)      8  3 0
 2/ 2 IN MIDDLE EARTH (592)     42  22  0 65.6   2/ 4 IN MIDDLE EARTH (592)     6  3 0
 3/ 4 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (582)      58  39  2 59.8   3/ 3 ALMOST THANKSGIVIN (583)  5  7 0
 4- 3 WHEN EAGLES DARE (509)    52  35  4 59.8   4/ 1 MIDDLE WAY (484)          5 10 0
 5- 5*ALL THINGS FLOYD (517)    15  14  2 51.7   5/ 6*MISSION: EARTH! (578)     4  0 0
 6/ 7 MIDDLE WAY (484)         631 778 11 44.8   6/ 0 82ND ILLINOIS (421)       3  2 0
 7/ 6 ALMOST THANKSGIVIN (583)  54  68  2 44.3   7- 7 WHEN EAGLES DARE (509)    2  2 0
 8/ 0 82ND ILLINOIS (421)       54  70  5 43.5   8- 5*ALL THINGS FLOYD (517)    1  3 0
 9- 8 DEAD POETS (300)          26  34  2 43.3   9- 8 DEAD POETS (300)          1  4 1
10- 9*KAOS FROGS (586)           5  14  0 26.3  10- 9*KAOS FROGS (586)          0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 686): OGRE BATTLE of QUEEN (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 688): KUNG PO FROG of KAOS FROGS (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 606): ROBERT ROY of HOUSE OF CARDS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 682): BOWEN of SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 684): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 675): CANDIED YAMS of ALMOST THANKSGIVING (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 676): FARMERS ALMANAC of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 340): PYRITE of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 673): BISMUTH BENDER of METAL MINCERS (Oremaster, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 338): PANCAKES of KAOS II (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 670): TAMARIN of GOING APES (?, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 667): DARK DUMPLING of BAD BREAD (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 659): KAILIE RHIN of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 617): JEREMIAH BROADBLADE of WARRIORS OF STEEL (?, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 315): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 310): EUREKA PRIDE of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 296): RED ALERT of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 549): RATHNOK MULROOT of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 534): TICK ... TOCK of UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 516): ANDRES of BOMB SQUAD (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 510): KOLACTAN KABOB of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 245): BBIAB of H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 471): TUNA SALAD of PARKING LOT 4 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 466): GREEN ROCK of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 457): MO J of J (Sherlock, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 574): GAZELLE of REDHORSE (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 686): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 688): DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 606): HOUSE OF CARDS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 682): GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 684): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 675): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 676): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 340): DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 673): METAL MINCERS (Oremaster, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 338): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 670): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 667): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 659): HAPPY FUN TIME (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 617): IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 315): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 310): PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 296): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 549): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 534): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 516): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 510): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 245): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 471): NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 466): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 457): J (Sherlock, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 574): MIDDLE ITALY et al (The Dark ONE, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 606): ROBERT ROY of HOUSE OF CARDS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 680): SKITTLES of RAINBOW CONNECTION (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 674): KAIREEN LAMAR of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr)
                            REAPER of ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 340): PYRITE of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 667): DARK DUMPLING of BAD BREAD (Otto X, mgr.)
                                   VIN DIESEL of HEROES (?, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 659): KAILIE RHIN of CHILDREN OF LLYR (Jorja, mgr.)
                           MOZART of PHILANTHROPISTS 3 (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 616): BOOT PRINT of IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
                             ODD DRAFT of IS THAT A CLUE? (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 310): RACECAR of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal)
                                      AGOSERIS of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr)
                          (turn 309): TNT of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 533): POTATO BUG of BUGS, SLUGS & THUGS (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 465): GANOOSH of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                                  MONDEKKER of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ALJAFIR?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, MIDDLE WAY, since ZOMBIE 
SQUAD 2 took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Gee, I'm impressed, 
a 3-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, ZOMBIE SQUAD 2, the Fates teach humility, and 
the Fates are proud.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see MARX win a fight 
and gain 22 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, MARX beat CORNBREAD STUFFING and CORNBREAD 
STUFFING lost 19 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in 
with the new, as GANDALF takes the Title and last week's bar tab from the old 
Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  The Vile Vizier, humph!  I've tasted better ale at 
mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From ALJAFIR's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  ALMOST THANKSGIVING was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 avoided them the most 
this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  SENLUM NOSH was 
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or 
feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for ALJAFIR's 
morgue.  More variety.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is 
developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GANDALF 7280                 13   7  0   109       IN MIDDLE EARTH (592)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARX 7253                    10   1  0   112       ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (582)
-ZOMBIE 7192                  13   6  2   101       ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (582)
 CANDIED YAMS 7197            13  15  0    91       ALMOST THANKSGIVING (583)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CORNBREAD STUFFING 7194      19   9  0    87       ALMOST THANKSGIVING (583)
 DAWN 7248                     5   1  0    78       ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (582)
-ROBERT FROST 7097             8   2  1    75       DEAD POETS (300)
 SENLUM NOSH 7142             16  25  1    74       MIDDLE WAY (484)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-YEATS 7120                    5   2  0    71       DEAD POETS (300)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-T.G.I. FLOYD'S 6379           5   3  0    66       ALL THINGS FLOYD (517)
 BARNUM CHELLS 7264            9   6  0    62       MIDDLE WAY (484)
 BOROMIR 7277                 17   3  0    61       IN MIDDLE EARTH (592)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREEN BEANS 7193             12  16  2    54       ALMOST THANKSGIVING (583)
 CALEB DOOR 7270               6   5  0    54       MIDDLE WAY (484)
 CAPT KIRCHNER 6093            7   5  0    48       82ND ILLINOIS (421)
 ARAGON 7279                  10  10  0    47       IN MIDDLE EARTH (592)
-WHIRLING FROGGY 7212          4   5  0    43       KAOS FROGS (586)
-BLUE MOUNTAIN 6627            3   1  0    38       WHEN EAGLES DARE (509)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DREAM DATE FLOYD 6383         6   2  1    33       ALL THINGS FLOYD (517)
 LT. OLSEN 6245                3   3  1    27       82ND ILLINOIS (421)
 WINFIELD 7251                 3   1  0    25       ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (582)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EDGAR ALLAN POE 7118          3   4  0    22       DEAD POETS (300)
-OBELISK 7262                  3   2  0    19       WHEN EAGLES DARE (509)
 LT MUELLER 6423               2   2  0    19       82ND ILLINOIS (421)
 LOMBAR HISST 7169             2   0  0    19       MISSION: EARTH! (578)
-DANTE ALIGHIERI 7177          2   3  0    19       DEAD POETS (300)
 LT KAFKA 6075                 2   5  0    19       82ND ILLINOIS (421)
-SEA FROG 7210                 1   0  0    18       KAOS FROGS (586)
 LT SPORRE 6636                1   0  0    17       82ND ILLINOIS (421)
 CRAN-BERRY 7281               3   7  0    16       ALMOST THANKSGIVING (583)
-ANON 7252                     2   1  1    16       DEAD POETS (300)
-COUNTESS KRAK 7153            1   0  0    13       MISSION: EARTH! (578)
-FLOYD BANDYLEGS 6613          2   1  1    12       ALL THINGS FLOYD (517)
 TEENIE WHOPPER 7158           1   0  0     6       MISSION: EARTH! (578)
 FENSTER GOLLY 7311            0   2  0     2       MIDDLE WAY (484)
 MORRIS ORMRAN 7318            0   1  0     1       MIDDLE WAY (484)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DELMAR ERIGEN 7294      1  3 0 MIDDLE WAY 484       ANON 7252             674   
BYE 7312                0  1 0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 582   SHEWISH GIANT         676  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

I wish the Commission wouldn't send out overviews.  I hate for Jorja to see mine.
Forty fights and no ratings, and I've been TRAINING skills, really! -- Senlum Nosh
the Depressed

Candied Yams -- Oogh, I think I ate too much.  And I know they were too sweet.  Oh,
well.  Now that I'm retired, I can eat chaste yams with nothing but a dab of butter
on them, and a little salt. -- Kaireen Lamar

Cornbread Stuffing -- You're out to make me look bad, I can tell.  I've got crumbs
all over, and the onion is raw, and it just ISN'T WORKING.  I don't think turkeys
should be stuffed AT ALL.  They should be disjointed and broiled. -- Senlum Nosh

Green Beans -- Ha!  I was brooding over the pan, looking at the pot likker, and I had
a sudden flash of inspiration:  Make it REAL liquor in there.  Whiskey.  Everybody
ate up MY green beans with enthusiasm, and they didn't mind that Senlum's stuffing
was a failure, either. -- Barnum Chells

The Dangerous Criminal was attempting to purvey undercooked turkey!  He could have
made us all sick.  I had to stop him, and I DID. -- Caleb Door

Lombar Hisst -- Oh, cheese louise!  I was hoping I'd get some of that feast.  The
pumpkin pie, maybe.  I don't see any pie around, did somebody eat it already? --
Fenster Golly

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BYE was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DAWN vanquished SENLUM NOSH in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Challenge battle.
CANDIED YAMS was vanquished by GANDALF in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl.
CORNBREAD STUFFING was overpowered by MARX in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
BARNUM CHELLS was devastated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BOROMIR bested CALEB DOOR in a 3 minute match.
ARAGON unbelievably bested CAPT KIRCHNER in a popular 2 minute competition.
GREEN BEANS was overcome by CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
CRAN-BERRY lost to WINFIELD in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
LT. OLSEN vanquished FENSTER GOLLY in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
LT KAFKA was viciously subdued by LOMBAR HISST in a 2 minute bout.
LT MUELLER bested PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.
LT SPORRE demolished NORTH FORK RABBLE in a 4 minute mismatched match.
TEENIE WHOPPER savagely defeated MORRIS ORMRAN in a 1 minute gory amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         AIMED BLOW        23 -   9 -  0      72  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  24 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  12 -  0      52  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  33 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -   6 -  1      14  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 676 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  GANDALF 7280               13   7  0  109 IN MIDDLE EARTH (592)
LUNGING ATTACK   MARX 7253                  10   1  0  112 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 (582)
AIMED BLOW       CORNBREAD STUFFING 7194    19   9  0   87 ALMOST THANKSGIVING (583)
TOTAL PARRY      BOROMIR 7277               17   3  0   61 IN MIDDLE EARTH (592)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CORNBREAD STUFFING 7194.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was CAPT KIRCHNER 6093.  The ten other most popular fighters were DAWN 
7248, CALEB DOOR 7270, GREEN BEANS 7193, WINFIELD 7251, BOROMIR 7277, LOMBAR HISST 
7169, LT MUELLER 6423, MARX 7253, LT. OLSEN 6245, and TEENIE WHOPPER 7158.

The least popular fighter this week was LT SPORRE 6636.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MORRIS ORMRAN 7318, FENSTER GOLLY 7311, BARNUM CHELLS 7264, CORNBREAD 
STUFFING 7194, CANDIED YAMS 7197, SENLUM NOSH 7142, LT KAFKA 6075, GANDALF 7280, BYE 
7312, and CRAN-BERRY 7281.

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

     The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission 
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily.  Whenever this many people came together to 
petition for something, it meant trouble.  For him, anyway.  Records to be altered.  
Altering records was Bad.  It made Extra Work.
     His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we 
wouldn't have jobs.  Smile at them and ask what they want."
     Algernon closed his eyes briefly.  Looking at this crowd made him dizzy.  They 
were all wearing black and white stripes.  Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras 
didn't carry swords.  Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile.  "What... ah, 
what can I do for you?"
     "We want new names," the first gladiator said.  There was a number on the front 
of his shirt:  0381.  He thumped the number with his thumb.  "This here isn't a 
name--"
     "We want REAL names!"  That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
     "Yeah!  We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
     One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
     All the others turned to look at him.
     Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing.  Well, he 
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
     "My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested.  "It's a good name."
     "It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said.  "We talked about this.  
We got our manager's agreement.  You get the name on the petition."
     "But--!"
     Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they 
argued.  He picked up the petition.  "These names are the ones you want?"
     0381 turned back.  "Yes."
     "It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name 
changes, THEY are going to want them--"  Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown... 
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a 
complete deal.  A Name-Change-O-Rama.  Everyone who wants a name change can petition 
for it.  Get it all over with at once."  He glanced at the petition, shuddered 
slightly, and passed it to his clerk.  "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you 
will get the names on this petition.  And others will get the names THEY think they 
should have had, too."  He paused.  "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of 
being an Algernon...."

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     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of February.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI