DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/28/2012 Duedate: 06/09/2012
ALJAFIR ARENA
DM-17 TURN-687
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CAPT KIRCHNER
82ND ILLINOIS (421)
(17-6093) [11-7-0,107]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CAPT KIRCHNER GABOGOOL
82ND ILLINOIS (421) STORMY'S TROOPERS I (595)
(17-6093) [11-7-0,107] (17-7308) [2-0-0,34]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BARNUM CHELLS DREAM DATE FLOYD
MIDDLE WAY (484) ALL THINGS FLOYD (517)
(17-7264) [13-13-1,96] (17-6383) [10-2-1,66]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
82ND ILLINOIS (421)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. KAOS FROGS (586) 29
2. 82ND ILLINOIS (421) 22 IN MIDDLE EARTH (592)
3. MIDDLE WAY (484) 19 Unchartered Team
4. STORMY'S TROOPERS I (595) 19
5. ALL THINGS FLOYD (517) 16STORMY'S TROOPERS I (595)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*DUEL REALITY (597) 12 7 0 63.2 1/ 1 82ND ILLINOIS (421) 9 6 0
2/ 2 IN MIDDLE EARTH (592) 56 34 0 62.2 2/ 4 MIDDLE WAY (484) 7 8 1
3/ 4 ALL THINGS FLOYD (517) 22 19 3 53.7 3/ 2 ALL THINGS FLOYD (517) 4 4 0
4/ 5 82ND ILLINOIS (421) 73 81 5 47.4 4/ 0 KAOS FROGS (586) 2 1 0
5/ 6 MIDDLE WAY (484) 651 813 12 44.5 5/ 3 IN MIDDLE EARTH (592) 2 3 0
6/ 0 KAOS FROGS (586) 8 15 0 34.8 6/ 6*STORMY'S TROOPERS (595) 2 4 0
7/ 7*STORMY'S TROOPERS (595) 2 4 0 33.3 7- 5*DUEL REALITY (597) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 697): G-STRING of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 699): MAC THE SPOON of THE SYNDICATE (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 628): GRIM LAUGHTER of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 693): SUNDOG of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 695): GOOD AS GOLD of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 686): BARNUM CHELLS of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 687): BULL HALSEY of MAN OR BEAST? (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 346): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 684): PUB O'CONNOR of CLAN CROW (Owsly, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 343): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 681): DISTORTION of DEATH BY DESIGN (Bubba Ganoosh, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 678): HEADLESS NORSEMAN of HALLOWEINERS (The Dark One)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 670): GRINCH of THE BAD GUYS (Mr. Bad Guy, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 628): CYCLONE of FAMOUS HURLERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): MINI DRIVER of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 560): ELISE GOUDGE of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 545): Q MARK of UNNAMEABLES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 527): DEEMER EPPT of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 521): MARAN TEN PALAN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 251): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 482): NEGATIVE ONE of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 477): INCREDIBLE SPEED of CRITICALS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 468): KURTAL DUCK of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 585): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 697): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 699): SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 628): ARCANE ROYALTY (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 693): BLIND MELON (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 695): REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 686): 82ND ILLINOIS (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 687): SEINFELD (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 346): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 684): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 343): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 681): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 678): HALLOWEINERS (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 670): REALLY? (Dr. Grimley, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 628): FAMOUS HURLERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 560): MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 545): RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 527): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 521): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 251): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 482): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 477): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 468): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 585): TOURNEY TEAM (LHI, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 697): G-STRING of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 695): GOLD CHARM of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 685): BOROMIR of IN MIDDLE EARTH (?, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 686): WATER WORKS of MONOPOLY (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): RED ALERT of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 527): DEEMER EPPT of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 519): ON THE CORNER of BASH BROS EVANGELIST
(Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 251): RED HOT CHILE PAPA of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
MONGOL HORDE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
CROSS CZECH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
YANKEE DOODLE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 482): NEGATIVE ONE of NUMB-ERS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 468): KURTAL DUCK of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Debby Tonte says that Boromir is selfish, or something along those lines. She's
right. After all, HE wasn't going to get any more use out of the title, so why hang
onto it like a dog in some dumb manger?
Barnum Chells
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Hey everybody,
watch out for LT. OLSEN, who flew up 15 points in the rankings after mashing SENLUM
NOSH like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top
ten was TERRA FLOYDA, who dropped 6 points after a disappointing (to say the least)
bout with BIG PAPA FROG. CAPT KIRCHNER got through to the Duelmaster this turn. No
doubt he was more than anxious to kick BARNUM CHELLS' tail out of the throne! In
front of all the crowds, CAPT KIRCHNER took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I
give the bum two weeks. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this
stuff?
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ALJAFIR arena. Here's a
song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad ALL THINGS FLOYD? Big bad ALL THINGS
FLOYD. Big bad ALL THINGS FLOYD. ALJAFIR's afraid of the big bad ALL THINGS FLOYD.
Tra la la la la! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause
82ND ILLINOIS beats feet every time ALL THINGS FLOYD smiles at them. Try farming,
eh?
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Remember: alliances are great, but try and
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. See ya
next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CAPT KIRCHNER 6093 11 7 0 107 82ND ILLINOIS (421)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BARNUM CHELLS 7264 13 13 1 96 MIDDLE WAY (484)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SENLUM NOSH 7142 17 35 1 87 MIDDLE WAY (484)
LT. OLSEN 6245 8 4 1 84 82ND ILLINOIS (421)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CALEB DOOR 7270 13 9 0 68 MIDDLE WAY (484)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DREAM DATE FLOYD 6383 10 2 1 66 ALL THINGS FLOYD (517)
ARAGON 7279 14 17 0 59 IN MIDDLE EARTH (592)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WHIRLING FROGGY 7212 6 5 0 56 KAOS FROGS (586)
LT MUELLER 6423 6 4 0 48 82ND ILLINOIS (421)
MORRIS ORMRAN 7318 4 8 0 41 MIDDLE WAY (484)
LT SPORRE 6636 5 2 0 35 82ND ILLINOIS (421)
GABOGOOL 7308 2 0 0 34 STORMY'S TROOPERS I (595)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LT KAFKA 6075 4 9 0 29 82ND ILLINOIS (421)
FENSTER GOLLY 7311 4 9 0 26 MIDDLE WAY (484)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SPARTACUS 7325 2 2 0 23 DUEL REALITY (597)
-ROCKY 7324 3 1 0 20 DUEL REALITY (597)
-POPEYE 7322 3 1 0 19 DUEL REALITY (597)
-SEA FROG 7210 1 0 0 18 KAOS FROGS (586)
PETE'S WICKED 7341 1 0 0 13 ALL THINGS FLOYD (517)
BIG PAPA FROG 7295 1 0 0 11 KAOS FROGS (586)
-LAFAYETTE 7326 3 1 0 10 DUEL REALITY (597)
TERRA FLOYDA 7304 1 2 1 6 ALL THINGS FLOYD (517)
-WONDER WOMAN 7323 1 2 0 5 DUEL REALITY (597)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
T.G.I. FLOYD'S 6379 6 4 0 ALL THINGS FLOYD 517 BARNUM CHELLS 7264 685
DA FROG 7327 0 1 0 KAOS FROGS 586 ARENAMASTER KARG 687 NONE
LYSANDER 7257 0 1 0 KRYPTEIA 590 TERRA FLOYDA 7304 684
ATHY 7348 0 1 0 STORMY'S TROOPER 595 SHEWISH GIANT 687 NONE
GREK 7347 0 1 0 STORMY'S TROOPER 595 SPYMASTER 687 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Since when is a loss of six points worth commenting on? Are we all sticks in the
mud? -- Senlum Nosh, sure he's lost more than that at other times in the past
Capt Kirchner -- Just because I happen to be from Iowa, that's no reason to devastate
me! -- Senlum Nosh
P.S. If you'd taught me some good skills, I might have crossed the river and taken
up a new life.
Ah, Fratsfa Slaves. Always a fun time in the arena. They're so beautifully inept.
-- Caleb Door
P.S. And this one was actually Fratsfan, which makes it all the more fun. Those
tall, handsome blond guys, I just live to do 'em dirty. They're so stuck up.
Lt Mueller -- I was just playing to my strength, which is losing. I'm really good at
it. -- Morris Ormran
Lt Sporre -- And I'm Morris's understudy at losing. -- Fenster Golly
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ATHY was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GREK was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA FROG was murdered by ARENAMASTER KARGHAL in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
GABOGOOL defeated LT KAFKA in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
CAPT KIRCHNER viciously subdued BARNUM CHELLS in a 1 minute Challenge Title contest.
LT. OLSEN subdued SENLUM NOSH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge competition.
DREAM DATE FLOYD viciously subdued ARAGON in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CALEB DOOR bested LT MUELLER in a 1 minute competition.
LT SPORRE was defeated by WHIRLING FROGGY in a 2 minute melee.
MORRIS ORMRAN vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FENSTER GOLLY vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TERRA FLOYDA lost to BIG PAPA FROG in a 2 minute novice's fight.
PETE'S WICKED overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 4 - 1 - 0 80 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 13 - 6 - 1 68 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 22 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 15 - 0 57 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 2 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 30 - 2 32 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 687 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK CAPT KIRCHNER 6093 11 7 0 107 82ND ILLINOIS (421)
AIMED BLOW LT. OLSEN 6245 8 4 1 84 82ND ILLINOIS (421)
WALL OF STEEL WHIRLING FROGGY 7212 6 5 0 56 KAOS FROGS (586)
SLASHING ATTACK LT MUELLER 6423 6 4 0 48 82ND ILLINOIS (421)
TOTAL PARRY LT SPORRE 6636 5 2 0 35 82ND ILLINOIS (421)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BARNUM CHELLS 7264. The most popular warrior this
turn was DREAM DATE FLOYD 6383. The ten other most popular fighters were WHIRLING
FROGGY 7212, CAPT KIRCHNER 6093, LT. OLSEN 6245, LT KAFKA 6075, CALEB DOOR 7270,
MORRIS ORMRAN 7318, TERRA FLOYDA 7304, BIG PAPA FROG 7295, GABOGOOL 7308, and SENLUM
NOSH 7142.
The least popular fighter this week was LT SPORRE 6636. The other ten least popular
fighters were ARAGON 7279, BARNUM CHELLS 7264, DA FROG 7327, GREK 7347, ATHY 7348,
PETE'S WICKED 7341, FENSTER GOLLY 7311, LT MUELLER 6423, SENLUM NOSH 7142, and
GABOGOOL 7308.