DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 10/13/2003 Duedate: 10/25/2003
TALCAMA ARENA
DM-18 TURN-468
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LILITH
THE SHADOWS (574)
(18-7794) [16-8-2,168]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LILITH MOJO JOJO
THE SHADOWS (574) CARNAGE (592)
(18-7794) [16-8-2,168] (18-8080) [3-1-1,50]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PICKLE JUICE MOORDAR
BURN N' PILLAGE (218) DARK FOREST INN (600)
(18-7741) [11-17-0,65] (18-8193) [2-0-0,14]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
SHEPHERDS (252)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GET OUTTA MY WAY (573) 62
2. THE SHADOWS (574) 57 TROUBLE HELIX (532)
3. DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451) 46 Unchartered Team
4. BIG MEAN FISH (171) 34
5. NEXT GENERATION (547) 34 FEISTY POODLES (595)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*FEISTY POODLES (595) 14 6 1 70.0 1/ 2 SHEPHERDS (252) 13 2 1
2- 2*THE DEVENGERS (602) 2 1 0 66.7 2/ 1*FEISTY POODLES (595) 11 4 1
3/ 0 TROUBLE HELIX (532) 32 17 1 65.3 3/ 3 THE GUARDIANS II (479) 10 4 1
4/ 3 THE GUARDIANS II (479) 57 31 2 64.8 4/18 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573) 8 4 1
5/ 4*DARK FOREST INN (600) 6 4 0 60.0 5/ 7 SRETSAMLEUD (572) 7 8 1
6- 6*STREAMS (603) 11 8 1 57.9 6/21*ONLY IN LAS VEGAS (598) 7 8 1
7/ 7 NEXT GENERATION (547) 124 91 9 57.7 7/10 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 7 8 0
8- 8 THAT SUCKS! (372) 80 60 8 57.1 8/16*EDIBLES (604) 6 3 0
9/10 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 79 62 3 56.0 9/11 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 6 4 2
10/ 9*EDIBLES (604) 10 8 0 55.6 10/24*DARK FOREST INN (600) 6 4 0
11-12 GHAELIE SIDHE (495) 82 70 11 53.9 11/ 8*DREIH'S FREAKS (587) 6 8 0
12/18 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573) 22 19 1 53.7 12/ 6 DARK TOADS (552) 6 9 0
13/13 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 934 808 %121 53.6 13- 5*THE BIKE SHOP (293) 5 5 1
14/14 OUT OF THE HILLS (357) 116 108 9 51.8 14-13 GHAELIE SIDHE (495) 5 5 1
15/15 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 538 504 30 51.6 15/29 BEAST MASTERS (567) 5 7 0
16/16 WASTELAND (207) 490 488 37 50.1 16/ 9 PENTARCHIE-18 (508) 5 9 0
17/17 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 752 749 45 50.1 17/ 4 WASTELAND (207) 5 10 2
18/11*DREIH'S FREAKS (587) 12 12 1 50.0 18/15 THE SHADOWS (574) 5 10 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 0*CHYKARIN'S WHIM (606) 1 1 0 50.0 19/37 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 5 10 0
20/ 0 HOUSE SLYTHERIN (526) 60 63 2 48.8 20/12*CARNAGE (592) 5 10 0
21/21 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 492 524 26 48.4 21/20 NEXT GENERATION (547) 4 2 1
22/22 THE SHADOWS (574) 57 62 5 47.9 22/17 ARROGANCE (347) 4 2 0
23/23 BEAST MASTERS (567) 249 275 15 47.5 23/32 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 4 2 0
24/ 0 WAY OF THE BLADE (541) 32 36 2 47.1 24/34 DOC STEELE FAN CLU (451) 4 5 0
25/34*ONLY IN LAS VEGAS (598) 7 8 1 46.7 25/22*SUNGOD*BATTLE ROYA (596) 4 8 1
26/24 SRETSAMLEUD (572) 60 70 9 46.2 26/28*PATRONAS VERITAS I (588) 4 9 0
27/19 DARK TOADS (552) 24 28 2 46.2 27/19 UNTOUCHABLES (287) 4 11 1
28/27 DOC STEELE FAN CLU (451) 12 14 0 46.2 28/14 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 4 11 0
29-26 CONSORTIUM CREW (536) 16 19 2 45.7 29/36 CAULDRON OF HATE (333) 4 11 0
30/29 SHEPHERDS (252) 457 593 26 43.5 30-25*STREAMS (603) 3 2 0
31/28 RUN AND HYDE (537) 39 53 5 42.4 31/27 RUN AND HYDE (537) 3 9 0
32/30 UNTOUCHABLES (287) 110 150 7 42.3 32/35 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549) 3 9 0
33-31*THE BIKE SHOP (293) 8 11 1 42.1 33-30*THE DEVENGERS (602) 2 1 0
34/32 PENTARCHIE-18 (508) 147 212 6 40.9 34-31 THAT SUCKS! (372) 2 2 1
35/35 ARROGANCE (347) 346 519 26 40.0 35/39 OUT OF THE HILLS (357) 2 3 0
36/33*CARNAGE (592) 8 12 2 40.0 36/ 0 WAY OF THE BLADE (541) 1 0 0
37/37 CAULDRON OF HATE (333) 96 151 5 38.9 37/ 0*CHYKARIN'S WHIM (606) 1 1 0
38/36 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549) 17 27 1 38.6 38/ 0 TROUBLE HELIX (532) 1 1 0
39-38*GOLDEN LEGION (591) 3 5 0 37.5 39-40*COME ON!? (589) 1 3 0
40/ 0*UNDERCOVER SKA (590) 4 9 0 30.8 40-26*GOLDEN LEGION (591) 1 3 0
41/41*SUNGOD*BATTLE ROYA (596) 5 12 1 29.4 41/ 0*UNDERCOVER SKA (590) 1 4 0
42/42*PATRONAS VERITAS I (588) 7 17 1 29.2 42-41 TWILIGHT TEAM (71) 1 4 0
43-40 TWILIGHT TEAM (71) 16 43 0 27.1 43/ 0 HOUSE SLYTHERIN (526) 0 1 0
44-43*COME ON!? (589) 1 3 0 25.0 44-43 CONSORTIUM CREW (536) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Battle Royal 3 -- http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br3
The Battle Royale is a head to head free for all contest open to any Talcama manager
willing to subject themselves to some of the fiercest competition Alastari has ever
seen!
Previous Winners:
BR1 - Doc Steele (Transel) BR2 - Manray
Short Rules:
No avoiding other contest teams (And this will be checked each turn).
Only Fights against contest warriors count.
Score = Wins + Kills - Losses
First team to 25 wins!
Battle Royale Score
Overall Mgr Team Manager
Score Record IE Code Name Name
7 8-2-1 0 [AN] Shepherds Assurnasirbanipal
6 8-3-1 0 [G] The Guardians II Guardian
5 7-2-0 0 [TT] Dark Toads TigToad
5 6-2-1 0 [DS] Thundr + Litening Doc Steele
4 4-0-0 0 [M] Superior Forces 6N Manager
3 6-4-1 0 [SX] Feisty Poodles Slaughter Priest
2 8-7-1 0 [MQ] The Bike Shop Malaquar
2 3-1-0 0 [F] Get Outta My Way Floyd
1 7-7-1 0 [PP] Sretsamleud Phat Phat
1 6-5-0 0 [DF] Dreih's Freaks Dreihdenflahg
1 5-5-1 0 [MO] Ghaelie Sidhe Mordraith
1 3-2-0 0 [DD] Dark Forest Inn Dameon Darkheart
0 5-6-1 0 [IF] Patronas Veritas II Ichabod Frothingslosh
0 5-6-1 0 [SG] Sungod*Battle Royal Sungod
0 3-3-0 0 [PT] Doc Steele Fan Club Pip the Troll
0 1-1-0 0 [AF] Only in Las Vegas Alfredo Frothingslosh
0 1-1-0 0 [SL] The Grateful Undead Street Legal
0 0-0-0 0 [MF] Animal Pharm Manray Frothingslosh
-1 5-7-1 0 [A] Untouchables Angus
-1 1-2-0 0 [SF] Come On Sylvester Frothingslosh
-1 0-1-0 0 [SJ] Soulthieves Saucy Jack
-1 0-1-0 0 [CF] Trouble Helix Chazz Frothingslosh
-2 7-10-1 0 [GO] The Shadows Goat
-2 3-5-0 0 [JK] Run and Hyde Jekyll
-2 0-2-0 0 [RB] Undercover Ska Rude Buddha
-3 2-5-0 0 [TW] Of Wolf and Man 9 Tripwire
-3 0-3-0 0 [SP] Golden Legion Seraphim
-5 3-8-0 0 [J] Burn N' Pillage Jolly
-6 3-9-0 0 [D] Beast Masters Druid
-- 0 [ZP] White Storm Zalgor Prigg
This Turn's Score: Record Points
DS Doc Steele 2-0-1 3
M Manager 2-0-0 2
F Floyd 2-0-0 2
TT TigToad 1-0-0 1
AN Assurnasirbanipal 2-1-0 1
SG Sungod 1-1-1 1
PT Pip the Troll 2-1-0 1
IF Ichabod Frothingslosh 2-1-0 1
T Tripwire 1-0-0 1
AF Alfredo Frothingslosh 1-1-0 0
D Druid 2-2-0 0
DD Dameon Darkheart 2-2-0 0
DF Dreihdenflahg 1-1-0 0
GO Goat 2-3-1 0
J Jolly 2-2-0 0
A Angus 1-1-0 0
MF Manray Frothingslosh 0-0-0 0
MO Mordraith 0-0-0 0
MQ Malaquar 0-0-0 0
SF Sylvester Frothingslosh 0-0-0 0
SJ Saucy Jack 0-0-0 0
SL Street Legal 0-0-0 0
SP Seraphim 0-0-0 0
G Guardian 1-2-0 -1
PP Phat Phat 1-3-1 -1
CF Chazz Frothingslosh 0-1-0 -1
RB Rude Buddha 0-2-0 -2
SX Slaughter Priest 1-3-0 -2
JK Jekyll 1-3-0 -2
Top Warriors (Points)
Lilith The Shadows 4-0-1 5
Mary Shepherds 3-0-1 4
Son Of Cain Untouchables 3-0-0 3
Lyam Dark Toads 3-0-0 3
Crankshaft The Bike Shop 3-0-0 3
Bozo Dreih's Freaks 3-0-0 3
Loathe Sungod*Battle Royal 3-1-1 3
Scooter Feisty Poodles 2-0-1 3
Iron Hands Lee The Guardians II 2-0-1 3
Inzo Ghaelie Sidhe 2-0-1 3
Bottom Warriors (Points)
Yang Chow Burn N' Pillage 0-3-0 -3
Shen Jing Ghaelie Sidhe 0-3-0 -3
Morrocco Mole Beast Masters 0-3-0 -3
Kutu The Shadows 0-3-0 -3
Idiot Mechanic The Bike Shop 0-3-0 -3
Hoffa Doc Steele Fan Club 0-3-0 -3
Bagdhad Bob Patronas Veritas II 0-4-0 -4
Top 10 Warriors (Most Wins) # Wins
Lilith 4
Son Of Cain 3
Mary 3
Lyam 3
Loathe 3
Crankshaft 3
Bozo 3
Bottom 10 Warriors (Most Losses) #
Bagdhad Bob 4
Yang Chow 3
Shen Jing 3
People's Elbow 3
Morrocco Mole 3
Marduk 3
Kutu 3
Idiot Mechanic 3
Hoffa 3
Dire Wolf 3
Chasek 3
Booter 3
Blob 3
Fight Results for Turn 468
Hilt [DD] over Kutu [GO]
Cinderella [M] over Hoffa [PT]
Lilith [GO] kills Roid Rage [JK]
Wonder Bra [G] over Paul [AN]
Son Of Cain [A] over Dire Wolf [D]
Booter [J] over Marduk [GO]
Neon Discodancer [PP] kills Yang Chow [J]
Talon [F] over Muscle Bum [PP]
Bart [AN] over Jock [G]
Destitute Noble [F] over Malign [SG]
His Proctologist [PT] over Marukka [GO]
Ragen [TW] over Bagdhad Bob [IF]
Loathe [SG] kills Unbreakable 2.0 [JK]
Scooter [SX] over People's Elbow [A]
Moordar [DD] over He [PP]
Montpelier [M] over Mephiskapheles [RB]
Michael Moore [IF] over Zumanity [AF]
Chasek [GO] over Giraffodil [CF]
Scourge [DS] over Morrocco Mole [D]
Razor Hawk [D] over Peon Necromancer [PP]
Bozo [DF] over Freak [JK]
Lyam [TT] over Reihe [J]
Grobraum [J] over Binky [SX]
Bambi [D] over Long Shot Hero [RB]
Staple Gun [PT] over Keeper of Souls [G]
Mary [AN] over Borgard [DD]
Grease Monkey [JK] over Shree [DD]
Kenneth Lay [IF] over Phoebe [SX]
Wiggler [DS] kills Scrappy [SX]
Deuces Wild [AF] over Blob [DF]
Active Warriors by Manager
[A] Sasha Nylene, Kim Possible, Son Of Cain, People's Elbow
[AF] Babooshka, Zumanity, Whale, Deuces Wild, Homeless
[AN] Mary, Shaved too Close, Bart, Hannah, Paul
[CF] Proto-Sapien, Paramecipottamus, Giraffodil, Potatopillar
[D] Bambi, Razor Hawk, Dire Wolf, Morrocco Mole
[DD] Moordar, Borgard, Shree, Hilt, Darsee
[DF] Blob, Wino, Hobo, Bozo
[DS] Howl, Wiggler, Rygor, Scourge, Vassal
[F] I Smell Bacon, Destitute Noble, Just Had A Big Gulp, Talon
[G] Keeper of Souls, Jock, Iron Hands Lee, Wonder Bra, Chasity Belt
[GO] Kutu, Marukka, Marduk, Lilith, Chasek
[IF] Kenneth Lay, Slick Willie, Michael Moore, H. Clinton, Bagdhad Bob
[J] Grobraum, Reihe, Yang Chow, Booter, Pickle Juice
[JK] Lovesponge, Grease Monkey, Unbreakable 2.0, Freak, Roid Rage
[M] Montpelier, Cinderella, Point Man, Dallas, Providence
[MF] Zocorcupine, Grizzly Bayer, Barracudafed, Penguinicillin
[MO] Caoimhin, Haseth, Shen Jing, Inzo, Jandolin
[MQ] Sprocket, Crankshaft, Idiot Mechanic, Cadex CFM, Beast of the East
[PP] He, Muscle Bum, Neon Discodancer, Peon Necromancer
[PT] His Proctologist, Staple Gun, Hoffa
[RB] Skamakaze, Infinite Zero, Long Shot Hero, Mephiskapheles, Rude Buddha
[SF] Black Sheets, Pink Hair, False Teeth
[SG] Loathe, Malign
[SJ] McCausland, Captain Booth, Faigenne, Mr Mash, Tommy Tulwar
[SL] Sonova Lich, Galloping Ghost, Moldy Mummy, Speckled Spectre
[SP] Paladin, Also Mongo, Scarab
[SX] Phoebe, Precious, Scooter, Binky, Scrappy
[TT] Milamber, Lyam, Fido, Arutha, Alpo
[TW] Ragen, Royce, Takov
[ZP]
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 480): CHYNA of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 365): FIERCE ONE-EYE of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 485): SANDMAN of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 482): SHERMAN of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 480): FOLIE HANNA of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 484): DELAPP of NIGHT TRAIN (BPR, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 481): ARROWROOT of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 476): FELICITAS of PRAETORIAN GUARD (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 467): LILITH of THE SHADOWS (Goat, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 466): STINKALOGICAL of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 440): KNOCKED UP! of UNKNOWNS (Dark Spirit, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): FIDDLESTICKS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 418): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 366): CHRISEIS of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 173): SLIPPERY NIPPLE of INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 161): GHASTLY MIGRAINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): RAY of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 138): CONSTANTINE of AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 359): BARROCH of SHEPHERDS from TALCAMA (Assurnasirbanipal)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 480): HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 365): RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 485): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 482): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 480): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 484): none
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 481): SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 476): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 467): FEISTY POODLES (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 466): YAKUZA (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 440): LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 418): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 366): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 173): INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 161): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): none
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 138): AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 359): THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 479): DIESEL of HAWKS (Mr. Monsen, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 483): ASHANTI of KREWE OF DRUID (The Druid, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 480): TENACIOUS of BATHTUB ARMADA (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 475): QUIBBLE of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 466): ADAM AND STINK of BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz)
(turn 465): SARA DIVINE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
MONSOON of STORM WARNING (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 439): BLONDIE of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 431): FIDDLESTICKS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 187): B.A. TURRY of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
WHAT'S UP, DUCK? of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 418): PUDDING PARADE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 172): JOEY ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 160): IMMOVEABLE OBJECT of NOT QUITE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 316): RAY of THE BOLT (Hombre, mgr.)
DADDY of MIKE'S INK (Hombre, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
To be a Duelmaster in Talcama, a goal finally achieved, this would have not been
possible but for the insight and patience of the mega-managers to help me to think
outside of the box. Thank you Doc Steele, Center for Olds, I'm sure I forgot a
couple (that's what I get for misplacing diplos).
Good battle, Jandolin! Now a champion who deserves to be the best of the best!
A champion who has won 8 out of 10 of her last battles. I hope to keep my darkness
fans moody. A small smile on their faces. My challenge goes out to a warrior with a
name that sounds like it really hurts. Good luck, Roid Rage.
Lilith
SPY REPORT
It seems that recently, the Duelmaster wants nothing more than to fight ROID RAGE.
This time, the Duelmaster got his challenge and LILITH did what JANDOLIN wanted to.
ROID RAGE was slain in a 1 minute uneven fight. With LILITH's second turn on the
throne, the commission recognized LILITH as a Lord Protector.
Also, the commission remembered that QUEUE had created a bit of a log-jam in Talcama
and recognized three other veterans. SON OF CAIN, VAIN VARICOSE, and DIRE WOLF will
travel with LILITH to the Isle of the Eye after next turn's fights.
Hottest Warriors on the sands:
HE HATE ME (8-2) - Loss to VAIN VARICOSE
PAUL (8-2) - Loss to WONDER BRA
SON OF CAIN (7-3) - Victory over DIRE WOLF
ACK VERT (7-3) - Loss to CHASITY BELT
HANNAH (7-3) - Victory over MAYOR MCCHEESE
NEOSPHINCTER (7-3) - Loss to IRON HANDS LEE
MUSCLE BUM (7-3) - Loss to TALON
PURPLE FIREFISH (7-3) - Loss to POTATOPILLAR
Hard to imagine the hottest warriors going 2-6 for the turn....
The best turn record was only 4-1 this turn. GET OUTTA MY WAY and SHEPHERDS were the
only two teams to achieve it. These teams split the Current Top Team and Team on the
Move awards between them.
Up challengers: 4-5 Warriors increasing recognition class: 21
Down challengers: 11-5 Warriors decreasing recognition class: 11
Even challengers: 1-1
Largest Recognition Gains: CHASEK (+27) - beat GIRAFFODIL
JUST HAD A BIG GULP (+22) - beat HO HUM HO
RAZOR HAWK (+21) - beat PEON NECROMANCER
WONDER BRA (+20) - beat PAUL
SCOOTER (+20) - beat PEOPLE'S ELBOW
Largest Recognition Losses: MUSCLE BUM (-15) - loss to TALON
Most Challenged Warrior: JOHN BOY of OUT OF THE HILLS
SWEATCAKE was overcome by JOHN BOY in a popular 5 minute duel
Most Avoided Team: WASTELAND by SHEPHERDS
CHYKARIN'S WHIM fought their first two fights on the sands this turn. There were
several other teams returning but they are either part of the Battle Royal or look to
be preparing for the upcoming tournament. Which reminds me that next turn I will be
making my tourney picks for the upcoming tournament. Anyone want to go out on a limb
and pick their warriors out for me?
There were five deaths on the sands this turn, all involving Battle Royal warriors,
all but one resulting in an extra point in the Battle Royal. SCRAPPY was murdered by
the killing machine, THUNDR + LITENING, in a matchup. LILITH, of course, challenged
and murdered ROID RAGE. NEON DISCODANCER challenged and killed YANG CHOW. And in
what normally would be a great embarrassment, UNBREAKABLE 2.0 challenged down and was
slain by LOATHE. Luckily for RUN AND HYDE, their two losses were overshadowed by
what has to be the worst loss of the turn. Talcama had a HOBO that was doing nasty
things in the arena. Nothing could stop this HOBO before today. But today, an
Ambitious Guard caught up with the HOBO and instead of just bringing him to the
commission to be chastised, took justice into its own hand, and slew this HOBO.
I'll let you all read about the rest of the happenings this turn. I need to conserve
my energy, just in case any of the growing scum forces finds me alone in a dark
alley. -- Sherik
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LILITH 7794 16 8 2 168 THE SHADOWS (574)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PROVIDENCE 6818 15 7 2 138 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
IRON HANDS LEE 6621 10 4 2 134 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
CHASITY BELT 6507 14 4 0 114 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
SON OF CAIN 6438 23 10 0 111 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
VAIN VARICOSE 7153 20 10 0 107 CAULDRON OF HATE (333)
WONDER BRA 6510 14 4 0 102 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
ACK VERT 7429 23 17 1 99 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
DIRE WOLF 7655 17 17 2 99 BEAST MASTERS (567)
HE HATE ME 7820 13 9 2 98 WASTELAND (207)
NEON DISCODANCER 7857 12 10 2 98 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
-JANDOLIN 6922 16 6 2 97 GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
-DO I LOOK FAT? 4864 16 4 0 97 THAT SUCKS! (372)
FORGED IN L.A. 7433 12 17 0 96 NEXT GENERATION (547)
-EMMA MAE 5228 15 4 0 95 OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
RAZOR HAWK 7656 17 18 1 92 BEAST MASTERS (567)
MARVOLO RIDDLE 7283 9 9 2 91 HOUSE SLYTHERIN (526)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PAUL 7804 13 8 0 89 SHEPHERDS (252)
CHASEK 7791 13 10 2 86 THE SHADOWS (574)
BOOTER 7742 18 10 0 85 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
PEOPLE'S ELBOW 6352 19 20 1 84 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
HANNAH 7875 12 10 0 83 SHEPHERDS (252)
SCOURGE 7847 14 7 0 82 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
NEOSPHINCTER 7317 12 6 0 79 WASTELAND (207)
MORROCCO MOLE 7654 18 14 0 78 BEAST MASTERS (567)
-CADEX CFM 3366 2 1 1 78 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
-VASSAL 7637 16 7 2 74 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
MARDUK 7835 12 8 0 71 THE SHADOWS (574)
PEON NECROMANCER 7856 12 10 2 69 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
-PARAMECIPOTTAMUS 7219 6 4 0 68 TROUBLE HELIX (532)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DO YOU LOVE ME? 5109 11 8 1 66 THAT SUCKS! (372)
PICKLE JUICE 7741 11 17 0 65 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
GIRAFFODIL 7218 8 6 0 65 TROUBLE HELIX (532)
MHORAM 7328 7 6 0 65 WAY OF THE BLADE (541)
POTATOPILLAR 7216 10 3 0 62 TROUBLE HELIX (532)
MAYOR MCCHEESE 7903 10 9 0 62 WASTELAND (207)
GOUT GOUT 7948 9 5 0 62 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
P'TIT GARS 7816 13 13 0 61 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
ASSUR 7821 9 16 2 60 ARROGANCE (347)
CINDERELLA 7648 8 1 0 59 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
-QUAAN 7327 8 6 0 58 WAY OF THE BLADE (541)
TALON 7782 7 3 0 58 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BART 7927 7 9 1 55 SHEPHERDS (252)
-BORILLAR 7329 7 7 0 51 WAY OF THE BLADE (541)
-AGGRO 8233 4 0 0 50 STREAMS (603)
MOJO JOJO 8080 3 1 1 50 CARNAGE (592)
JUST HAD A BIG GULP 7863 6 1 1 49 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
HO HUM HO 7884 11 9 0 48 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-CRABS 5086 11 7 1 47 THAT SUCKS! (372)
MUSCLE BUM 7919 10 8 0 47 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
FREAK 7300 8 6 1 45 RUN AND HYDE (537)
HOFFA 6021 5 6 0 43 DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
PURPLE FIREFISH 7982 7 4 0 42 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-ACE 7260 5 4 1 42 CONSORTIUM CREW (536)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LYAM 7647 5 1 0 42 DARK TOADS (552)
BOZO 8033 4 1 0 42 DREIH'S FREAKS (587)
-BILLYJOEBOB 6066 5 3 1 41 OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
-POINT MAN 7450 7 4 0 39 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
JOCK 7939 5 3 0 37 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008 6 4 1 36 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
FRENCH GRUNT 7981 4 7 0 36 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DESTITUTE NOBLE 7817 5 3 0 33 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
-GROK 8232 4 1 0 33 STREAMS (603)
SCOOTER 8154 3 1 1 33 FEISTY POODLES (595)
HIS PROCTOLOGIST 7951 3 0 0 32 DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
-THUNDER THIGHS 5864 2 0 0 32 THAT SUCKS! (372)
ARUTHA 7486 4 6 0 31 DARK TOADS (552)
STICKY BUNS 8238 4 3 0 31 EDIBLES (604)
TAKOV 7457 5 6 0 30 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
ALPO 7485 5 5 0 29 DARK TOADS (552)
RAGEN 7461 4 7 0 29 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
WINO 8037 3 2 1 29 DREIH'S FREAKS (587)
-INZO 7284 7 4 1 28 GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
-DARKSTAR 475 6 5 0 28 TWILIGHT TEAM (71)
BRICKTOP 7955 6 4 0 28 WASTELAND (207)
GROBRAUM 8045 4 2 0 28 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
STAPLE GUN 6024 3 4 0 27 DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
JELLY ROLL 8236 2 0 0 26 EDIBLES (604)
PRON STAR 8209 2 0 0 26 CARNAGE (592)
CREAM HORNS 8239 1 1 0 26 EDIBLES (604)
-DARKON 474 6 7 0 25 TWILIGHT TEAM (71)
MARY 8168 3 0 1 25 SHEPHERDS (252)
-CURATOR 7511 3 2 1 24 CONSORTIUM CREW (536)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BAMBI 7926 3 5 0 22 BEAST MASTERS (567)
-CRANKSHAFT 8149 3 0 0 22 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
ROYCE 7459 4 4 1 21 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
-VINCENT CRABBE 7528 3 2 0 21 HOUSE SLYTHERIN (526)
MALIGN 8159 2 2 0 21 SUNGOD*BATTLE ROYAL (596)
WIGGLER 8088 1 0 1 21 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-SHEN JING 7312 5 5 0 20 GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
LOATHE 8160 3 1 1 20 SUNGOD*BATTLE ROYAL (596)
HATE ME? 8083 3 1 0 20 CAULDRON OF HATE (333)
-PALADIN 8074 2 0 0 20 GOLDEN LEGION (591)
DEUCES WILD 8175 3 0 0 19 ONLY IN LAS VEGAS (598)
-MINO 7257 2 3 0 19 CONSORTIUM CREW (536)
FIDO 7489 3 7 1 17 DARK TOADS (552)
SHAVED TOO CLOSE 8167 2 1 0 17 SHEPHERDS (252)
KENNETH LAY 8258 1 0 0 17 PATRONAS VERITAS II (588)
-NONCHALANT 8231 1 2 0 17 STREAMS (603)
MARUKKA 8006 4 4 0 16 THE SHADOWS (574)
BINKY 8153 3 1 0 16 FEISTY POODLES (595)
KEEPER OF SOULS 8015 2 4 0 16 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
GREASE MONKEY 8256 1 0 0 16 RUN AND HYDE (537)
-SPROCKET 8190 1 1 0 16 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
-SLOWHAND 8229 0 2 0 16 STREAMS (603)
LE PAIN DLG 8016 3 6 0 15 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
-HONEY BUNS 8240 2 1 0 15 EDIBLES (604)
-OZ 7258 0 5 0 15 CONSORTIUM CREW (536)
REIHE 8044 4 2 0 14 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
MOORDAR 8193 2 0 0 14 DARK FOREST INN (600)
-UMBRA 5076 1 4 0 14 TWILIGHT TEAM (71)
PRECIOUS 8155 4 0 0 13 FEISTY POODLES (595)
-HASETH 8046 3 1 0 13 GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GLOAMING 4897 2 7 0 13 TWILIGHT TEAM (71)
-BEAST OF THE EAST 3365 2 2 0 12 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
RUDE BUDDHA 8066 2 1 0 12 UNDERCOVER SKA (590)
MARLA 8210 1 1 0 11 CARNAGE (592)
DATA LOSS 8029 1 0 0 11 NEXT GENERATION (547)
PHOEBE 8156 3 1 0 10 FEISTY POODLES (595)
BAGDHAD BOB 8039 1 5 0 10 PATRONAS VERITAS II (588)
RYGOR 8020 2 3 0 9 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
MICHAEL MOORE 8199 2 0 0 9 PATRONAS VERITAS II (588)
WHALE 8203 2 0 0 9 ONLY IN LAS VEGAS (598)
-BETSYSUEANN 6067 1 2 0 9 OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
-PROTO-SAPIEN 7783 1 0 0 9 TROUBLE HELIX (532)
-GREGORY GOYLE 7594 0 3 0 9 HOUSE SLYTHERIN (526)
-BLACK SHEETS 8053 1 0 0 8 COME ON!? (589)
HILT 8195 1 1 0 8 DARK FOREST INN (600)
-THE EMERALD PUMA 8227 1 0 0 8 THE DEVENGERS (602)
DARSEE 8197 1 1 0 8 DARK FOREST INN (600)
JOHN BOY 8213 2 0 0 7 OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
MR. DURDEN 8077 1 3 1 7 CARNAGE (592)
BLOB 8091 1 4 0 7 DREIH'S FREAKS (587)
DESECRATION 8061 1 4 0 7 CAULDRON OF HATE (333)
BORGARD 8196 1 1 0 7 DARK FOREST INN (600)
I SMELL BACON 8255 1 0 0 7 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
COMA TOAST 8139 1 3 0 6 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
FLIPPY 8078 1 3 0 6 CARNAGE (592)
ADELAIDE 8151 1 3 0 6 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
MEPHISKAPHELES 8068 1 2 0 5 UNDERCOVER SKA (590)
LONG SHOT HERO 8065 1 2 0 5 UNDERCOVER SKA (590)
-ALSO MONGO 8073 1 1 0 5 GOLDEN LEGION (591)
ZODIAC 8251 1 0 0 5 CHYKARIN'S WHIM (606)
HE 8183 1 2 0 5 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
MONTPELIER 7962 1 0 0 5 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
SLICK WILLIE 8180 1 1 0 4 PATRONAS VERITAS II (588)
SHREE 8194 1 1 0 4 DARK FOREST INN (600)
BABOOSHKA 8201 1 1 0 4 ONLY IN LAS VEGAS (598)
LEE'S MUFFINS 8237 1 1 0 4 EDIBLES (604)
KUTU 8147 0 4 0 4 THE SHADOWS (574)
-BARON GODBORG 8226 1 0 0 3 THE DEVENGERS (602)
-IDIOT MECHANIC 8148 0 3 0 3 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
SWEATCAKE 8217 0 2 0 2 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
ZUMANITY 8202 0 2 0 2 ONLY IN LAS VEGAS (598)
-CAUCHEMAR 5221 0 2 0 2 TWILIGHT TEAM (71)
-SCARAB 8071 0 2 0 2 GOLDEN LEGION (591)
H. CLINTON 8141 0 2 0 2 PATRONAS VERITAS II (588)
DOOKU 8211 0 2 0 2 CAULDRON OF HATE (333)
-CAOIMHIN 8214 0 1 0 1 GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
HOWL 8268 0 1 0 1 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-PINK HAIR 8055 0 1 0 1 COME ON!? (589)
BLOOD ROSE 8250 0 1 0 1 CHYKARIN'S WHIM (606)
LOVESPONGE 8257 0 1 0 1 RUN AND HYDE (537)
-MAGNETISM LASS 8224 0 1 0 1 THE DEVENGERS (602)
-FALSE TEETH 8056 0 1 0 1 COME ON!? (589)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
HOFFA 7294 11 40 0 ARROGANCE 347 HE HATE ME 7820 466
DOC STEELE 7407 16 25 0 ARROGANCE 347 HE HATE ME 7820 467
DEAD FISH 1 8270 0 1 0 BIG MEAN FISH 171 HIGH ELF 423 468 NONE
DEAD FISH 2 8271 0 1 0 BIG MEAN FISH 171 BLACK ORC 424 468 NONE
CONVICT BLENNY 7983 3 5 0 BIG MEAN FISH 171 CAPTAIN BOOTH 8102 465
STUMPJUMPER 3363 0 2 0 THE BIKE SHOP 293 DUBBAYA 8038 465 REVENGED
YANG CHOW 7942 8 6 1 BURN N' PILLAGE 218 NEON DISCODANCER 7857 468
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DONK 8266 0 1 0 CAULDRON OF HATE 333 STONE GOLEM 430 468 NONE
SNOT CRAPPLE POO 8267 0 1 0 CENTER FOR OLDS 108 ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 468 NONE
TAP TAP FLUSH 8059 1 1 0 CENTER FOR OLDS 108 WINO 8037 464 JUST REV
THE QUARTER MONT 8086 1 2 0 CENTER FOR OLDS 108 JUST HAD A BIG G 7863 466 REVENGED
CRAZY CREEP 7259 6 5 0 CONSORTIUM CREW 536 VASSAL 7637 466
MILAMBER 8200 0 2 0 DARK TOADS 552 BLACK ORC 424 468 NONE
RANDOM PASSER BY 7949 0 1 0 DOC STEELE FAN CL 451 SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 468 NONE
HOBO 8036 4 1 0 DREIH'S FREAKS 587 AMBITIOUS GUARD 413 468 NONE
SIDEWINDER 8092 0 4 0 DREIH'S FREAKS 587 INZO 7284 467
SCRAPPY 8152 1 3 0 FEISTY POODLES 595 WIGGLER 8088 468
#1 8254 0 1 0 GET OUTTA MY WAY 573 BANDIT PRINCESS 429 468 NONE
SPACIAL ANOMALY 8205 0 1 0 NEXT GENERATION 547 BANDIT PRINCESS 429 468 NONE
WILL THE BIKER 8169 0 1 0 NEXT GENERATION 547 BANDIT PRINCESS 429 468 NONE
DA MEAT 2 8172 0 1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 549 MARY 8168 466
HOMELESS 8204 1 1 1 ONLY IN LAS VEGAS 598 AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 468 NONE
BUBBA BOY 8262 0 1 0 OUT OF THE HILLS 357 WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 468 NONE
DUBBAYA 8038 2 2 1 PATRONAS VERITAS 588 CADEX CFM 3366 466
ROID RAGE 7264 16 9 1 RUN AND HYDE 537 LILITH 7794 468
UNBREAKABLE 2.0 8184 1 2 0 RUN AND HYDE 537 LOATHE 8160 468
JAKE 8081 0 2 0 SHEPHERDS 252 MR. DURDEN 8077 465 JUST REV
HIGHER ELF 8273 0 1 0 SRETSAMLEUD 572 MOUNTAIN TROLL 422 468 NONE
BROKE STROKER 8017 4 4 1 SRETSAMLEUD 572 PEOPLE'S ELBOW 6352 467
DALLAS 6860 5 24 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6 493 STONE GOLEM 430 468 NONE
AGONY 7825 13 2 0 THUNDR + LITENING 22 IRON HANDS LEE 6621 467
INFINITE ZERO 8069 0 2 0 UNDERCOVER SKA 590 SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 468 NONE
SKAMAKAZE 8067 0 2 0 UNDERCOVER SKA 590 BANDIT PRINCESS 429 468 NONE
SASHA NYLENE 8060 2 4 0 UNTOUCHABLES 287 ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 468 NONE
TOUCH 1 8260 0 1 0 UNTOUCHABLES 287 SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 468 NONE
TOUCH 2 8261 0 1 0 UNTOUCHABLES 287 SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 468 NONE
SARA SIDLE 8206 0 1 0 UNTOUCHABLES 287 SCOOTER 8154 467
PAGE 2 OF 3 8269 0 1 0 WASTELAND 207 HIGH ELF 423 468 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Doc Steele -- Man, that's gotta hurt. If you need some help with those pesky parry
strike strategies, drop me a diplo and sign it "I am Guardian's b.... -- Guardian
BR Notes
Malaquar 15 fights in 3 turns counting for the BR!
Zalgor unfortunately will not be joining us.
Goat is 3-0 against Phat Phat.
Ichabod and Malaquar have 4 fights and 2 kills between them!
Note the entries since last turn:
Rude Buddha managing Undercover Ska
Alfredo Frothingslosh managing Only in Las Vegas
Alfredo technically entered last turn, but wasn't entered into the Report.
Talon -- Sorry. You'll have to look elsewhere! -- Bart
Cadex CFM -- Take that, you sandbagger! -- Assur
Morrocco Mole -- I won't tell! -- Hannah
Flashback T67 -- DM...Afterlife (109 rec) over Sleeping Beauty -- Pop...Obed Obed
over Ludo (5 min). Murder by Numbers (5-0). Fights: Tom Thumb over Boll Weevil,
Termite over Quick Death.
Flashback T68 -- DM...Ludo (100 rec) over Tom Thumb -- Pop...Tom Thumb (2 min) --
Murder by Numbers (5-0) -- ADM...Afterlife. Fight: Afterlife over Obed Obed.
Flashback T69 -- DM...Ludo over Sleeping Beauty (13 min) -- Rec...Ox (108 rec) --
Pop...Tom Thumb loss to Boll Weevil (2 min) -- The Victors (5-0). Fights: Ox over
Obed Obed, Quisling over Termite.
Flashback T70 -- DM...Ox (118 rec) over Ludo -- Pop...S.W. Gatorade kills Mantis (4
min), Mr. Wipe Out kills Exocet, Obed Obed over Quick Death, Boll Weevil over Tom
Thumb.
Davengers -- Welcome to Talcama! Best of luck to you and your kin! I'm Assur,
historian, BR moderator, and manager of Shepherds and Next Generation. -- Assur
Daemon Darkheart -- Welcome to Talcama and the Battle Royal! I hope both meet all
your expectations! -- Assur
Streams -- A very odd entry into Talcama for this time and age. Welcome anyway! --
Assur
Twilight Team -- Welcome back to you. I was actually around the first time you
fought here, though under a different banner. You might remember the at that time
lowly Frog Princes. I started the turn before you did.... -- Assurnasirbanipal
Sylvester Frothingslosh -- Welcome to you also! -- Assur
Destitute Noble -- Soon, you should try and go for a third. -- Kutu
Wonder Bra -- You provided no support for my wild attacks. -- Chasek
Desecreation -- My head is still ringing. Hope your left butt cheek heals quickly.
Good fight. -- Marukka
Scourge -- What can I say, I had a hangover and my dog left me. I must change my
weapon for a longer fight. Good battle, may the sand stay out of your eyes. --
Marduk
15 September 2003
An Announcement Concerning the Brotherhood of the Blade Alliance:
I have chosen to withdraw my membership from the Brotherhood of the Blade
alliance. The years I have spent in the alliance have been the best of my DM career.
I leave the alliance with many great friends and will always remain close to my
former brethren.
The Brotherhood of the Blade will not skip a beat without my membership. It
remains in very capable hands and its roster is among the strongest in the game.
With the return on some of its founding members to DM, I know the BOB will continue
to grow in strength and prestige in the years to come. -- The Sandman
29 September 2003
All -- Let it be known that the Firm accepts SOL into its ranks. The Firm is:
SunGod, Dark Spirit, Youngblood, Tripwire, and SOL.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DALLAS was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
HOMELESS was butchered by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
SASHA NYLENE was murdered by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
INFINITE ZERO was butchered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
SKAMAKAZE was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
MILAMBER was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
RANDOM PASSER BY was assassinated by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute struggle.
PAGE 2 OF 3 was executed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SPACIAL ANOMALY was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DEAD FISH 1 was dispatched by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
#1 was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
WILL THE BIKER was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 3 minute duel.
TOUCH 1 was assassinated by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
TOUCH 2 was easily killed by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena bout.
DEAD FISH 2 was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
HIGHER ELF was barely slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
BUBBA BOY was butchered by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
DONK was put to death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
SNOT CRAPPLE POOP was slaughtered by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute bout.
PEOPLE'S ELBOW was bested by SCOOTER in a exciting 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud duel.
GOUT GOUT devastated WINO in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
HO HUM HO was defeated by JUST HAD A BIG GULP in a exciting 2 minute Bloodfeud bout.
SHAVED TOO CLOSE beat MR. DURDEN in a popular 1 minute novice's Bloodfeud bout.
CINDERELLA overcame HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge competition.
LILITH executed ROID RAGE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
PAUL was savagely defeated by WONDER BRA in a 5 minute expert's Challenge bout.
SON OF CAIN bested DIRE WOLF in a popular 3 minute veteran's Challenge bout.
HE HATE ME was luckily beaten by VAIN VARICOSE in a 4 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
HANNAH vanquished MAYOR MCCHEESE in a tiresome 7 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BOOTER unbelievably bested MARDUK in a action packed 6 minute expert's Challenge bout.
NEON DISCODANCER put to death YANG CHOW in a 3 minute master's Challenge bout.
MUSCLE BUM was luckily beaten by TALON in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ALPO was overpowered by P'TIT GARS in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BART beat JOCK in a 2 minute Challenge match.
ARUTHA was overpowered by ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DESTITUTE NOBLE beat MALIGN in a action packed 1 minute brutal Challenge bout.
HIS PROCTOLOGIST devastated MARUKKA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BAGDHAD BOB was viciously subdued by RAGEN in a exciting 5 minute Challenge battle.
UNBREAKABLE 2.0 was killed by LOATHE in a 2 minute brutal novice's Challenge fray.
DESECRATION was demolished by PRON STAR in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
JELLY ROLL vanquished SLICK WILLIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DEUCES WILD savagely defeated BLOB in a 4 minute novice's Challenge competition.
MOORDAR viciously subdued HE in a exciting 6 minute gruesome novice's Challenge match.
HILT won victory over KUTU in a 1 minute novice's Challenge struggle.
SWEATCAKE was overcome by JOHN BOY in a popular 5 minute amateur's Challenge duel.
MICHAEL MOORE bested ZUMANITY in a 4 minute amateur's Challenge match.
PRECIOUS overcame FLIPPY in a 5 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
MARLA narrowly defeated RYGOR in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
H. CLINTON was savagely defeated by LE PAIN DLG in a tiring 14 minute Challenge duel.
COMA TOAST was overcome by DARSEE in a 5 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
DOOKU was outlasted by BABOOSHKA in a tiresome 20 minute amateur's Challenge match.
ACK VERT was narrowly defeated by CHASITY BELT in a 2 minute gory veteran's battle.
PROVIDENCE handily defeated MARVOLO RIDDLE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched contest.
IRON HANDS LEE devastated NEOSPHINCTER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
GIRAFFODIL was devastated by CHASEK in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
FORGED IN L.A. demolished VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
MORROCCO MOLE was outwaited by SCOURGE in a crowd boring 15 minute veteran's bout.
PEON NECROMANCER was devastated by RAZOR HAWK in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
PICKLE JUICE handily defeated STICKY BUNS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
POTATOPILLAR savagely defeated PURPLE FIREFISH in a action packed 1 minute fight.
MOJO JOJO was viciously subdued by MHORAM in a 2 minute amateur vs. veteran battle.
FREAK was luckily beaten by BOZO in a 4 minute veteran vs. beginner upset brawl.
HOBO was luckily killed by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute fight.
BRICKTOP was savagely defeated by FRENCH GRUNT in a action packed 5 minute melee.
LYAM demolished REIHE in a 1 minute uneven battle.
FIDO was luckily beaten by CREAM HORNS in a 2 minute bloody fight.
TAKOV was subdued by MIDNIGHT ANGEL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute duel.
BINKY was beaten by GROBRAUM in a 2 minute match.
ROYCE was luckily beaten by HATE ME? in a 2 minute gory bout.
BAMBI overpowered LONG SHOT HERO in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
STAPLE GUN vanquished KEEPER OF SOULS in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
RUDE BUDDHA overcame BLOOD ROSE in a 6 minute novice's match.
MARY won victory over BORGARD in a popular 1 minute novice's brawl.
SHREE was overpowered by GREASE MONKEY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PHOEBE was subdued by KENNETH LAY in a exciting 3 minute beginner's conflict.
WHALE outwaited LEE'S MUFFINS in a unpopular 22 minute novice's fight.
SCRAPPY was murdered by WIGGLER in a 1 minute gruesome mismatched fray.
ADELAIDE was savagely defeated by I SMELL BACON in a tiresome 7 minute amateur's bout.
MEPHISKAPHELES was outlasted by MONTPELIER in a dull 12 minute novice's match.
DATA LOSS outlasted HOWL in a 11 minute beginner's match.
LOVESPONGE was subdued by ZODIAC in a 2 minute novice's contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 33 TOTAL PARRY 125 - 69 - 4 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 30 SLASHING ATTACK 52 - 54 - 1 49 |
|BASHING ATTACK 14 WALL OF STEEL 45 - 49 - 4 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 14 AIMED BLOW 27 - 30 - 3 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 13 STRIKING ATTACK 48 - 67 - 8 42 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 13 LUNGING ATTACK 82 - 116 - 7 41 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 BASHING ATTACK 47 - 74 - 5 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 24 - 2 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 40 - 2 30 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 34 - 1 19 |
Turn 468 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 23 - 10 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 8 3 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 7 - 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 5 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 9 1 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 9 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 21 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 4 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK LILITH 7794 16 8 2 168 THE SHADOWS (574)
STRIKING ATTACK PROVIDENCE 6818 15 7 2 138 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
WALL OF STEEL CHASITY BELT 6507 14 4 0 114 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
TOTAL PARRY SON OF CAIN 6438 23 10 0 111 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
SLASHING ATTACK ACK VERT 7429 23 17 1 99 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
LUNGING ATTACK HE HATE ME 7820 13 9 2 98 WASTELAND (207)
PARRY-STRIKE NEON DISCODANCER 7857 12 10 2 98 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 7317 12 6 0 79 WASTELAND (207)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008 6 4 1 36 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PICKLE JUICE 7741. The most popular warrior this
turn was MOORDAR 8193. The ten other most popular fighters were FRENCH GRUNT 7981,
FREAK 7300, HE HATE ME 7820, MARDUK 7835, WONDER BRA 6510, HOFFA 6021, YANG CHOW
7942, SWEATCAKE 8217, COMA TOAST 8139, and HO HUM HO 7884.
The least popular fighter this week was WHALE 8203. The other ten least popular
fighters were LEE'S MUFFINS 8237, DOOKU 8211, BABOOSHKA 8201, MORROCCO MOLE 7654, H.
CLINTON 8141, SCOURGE 7847, LE PAIN DLG 8016, MONTPELIER 7962, DATA LOSS 8029, and I
SMELL BACON 8255.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
LILITH (18-7794) THE SHADOWS (574)
SON OF CAIN (18-6438) UNTOUCHABLES (287)
VAIN VARICOSE (18-7153) CAULDRON OF HATE (333)
DIRE WOLF (18-7655) BEAST MASTERS (567)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, 18 additional warriors graduated
from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament:
CAFFEINE JUNKIE (3-6110) ADDICTED
CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) PARTY ANIMALS
MATTAHOOPLE (16-4203) GIFTED GODS
SWEET JANE (53-6535) THE DARK TEMPLE
LIL NOIR (62-3311) ENIGMA
NARCISSISTIC NUN (69-8644) ODD SQUAD
LEGION '8' (71-2369) D.O.A.
RAW SEX APPEAL (82-1331) WHY WE LOVE TUM
ZOMBIE STOMP (82-2617) NO MORE TEARS
VIOLENT VOLE (82-4565) MAMMAL MILITIA
LADY OF THE MOON (82-5481) HARM NONE
KAMIKAZI GNAT (82-6073) DEADLY ATTACKS II
THE 13TH WARRIOR (82-6346) STOOPID MOVIES
SIRTON (82-9190) I AM SUCK
DUNE (82-10414) 4-LETTER EPICS
FLEM (82-12614) 4-LETTER FLUIDS
GREENHOUSE EFFECT (82-12996) GLOBAL WARMING
UGLY (82-14501) 4-LETTER DESCRIPTION
-- Green Eyes