DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/08/2003    Duedate: 12/20/2003

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-472

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PROVIDENCE
SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
(18-6818) [16-7-2,146]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PROVIDENCE                     GROK
SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)       STREAMS (603)
(18-6818) [16-7-2,146]         (18-8232) [4-3-0,40]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PICKLE JUICE                   HO HUM HO
BURN N' PILLAGE (218)          CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
(18-7741) [12-20-0,76]         (18-7884) [14-10-1,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEPHERDS (252)             38
2. THE GUARDIANS II (479)      35      THE GUARDIANS II (479)
3. BIG MEAN FISH (171)         34      Unchartered Team
4. SRETSAMLEUD (572)           31
5. SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)    29      DARK FOREST INN (600)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 THE GUARDIANS II (479)    70  38  2 64.8   1/ 2 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     9  6 3
 2- 3 EDIBLES (604)             19  11  0 63.3   2/ 6 RUN AND HYDE (537)        9  6 1
 3- 4*FEISTY POODLES (595)      18  11  1 62.1   3/ 3 THE GUARDIANS II (479)    9  6 0
 4/ 6 THE DARK TEMPLE (455)     80  56  5 58.8   4/13 DOC STEELE FAN CLU (451)  7  2 0
 5/ 7 NEXT GENERATION (547)    129  95  9 57.6   5/10 WASTELAND (207)           7  6 0
 6/ 8 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)  87  67  3 56.5   6/ 5*DARK FOREST INN (600)     7  7 0
 7- 9 THAT SUCKS! (372)         84  66  8 56.0   7/ 4 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)       7  7 0
 8/ 5*DARK FOREST INN (600)     16  13  1 55.2   8/12 SRETSAMLEUD (572)         7  8 0
 9-10 POWER PLANTS (302)       232 193 14 54.6   9/14 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)    6  4 2
10/14 DOC STEELE FAN CLU (451)  19  16  0 54.3  10/22 BIG MEAN FISH (171)       6  9 0
11/11*STREAMS (603)             14  12  1 53.8  11/ 7*UNDERCOVER SKA (590)      6  9 0
12/12 THUNDR + LITENING (22)   939 815 %121 53.5  12- 1 EDIBLES (604)             5  2 0
13/16 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)    29  26  3 52.7  13/17 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)     5  4 0
14/15 OUT OF THE HILLS (357)   120 110  9 52.2  14/ 8 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)  5  5 0
15/17 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)    544 512 30 51.5  15/11 UNTOUCHABLES (287)        5 10 1
16/18 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    763 758 48 50.2  16/21 SHEPHERDS (252)           5 10 0
17/19 WASTELAND (207)          498 497 37 50.1  17/15 THE SHADOWS (574)         5 10 0
18-21 FROM THE FACE (545)       25  26  3 49.0  18/19 THUNDR + LITENING (22)    4  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/22 BIG MEAN FISH (171)      500 536 26 48.3  19/23 NEXT GENERATION (547)     4  3 0
20/23 BEAST MASTERS (567)      255 282 15 47.5  20/33 THE DARK TEMPLE (455)     3  1 0
21/24 THE SHADOWS (574)         63  73  5 46.3  21/16 OUT OF THE HILLS (357)    3  2 0
22/25 SRETSAMLEUD (572)         69  81  9 46.0  22/ 9 BEAST MASTERS (567)       3  6 0
23/26 RUN AND HYDE (537)        51  61  6 45.5  23-27 POWER PLANTS (302)        2  2 0
24-27*DREIH'S FREAKS (587)      14  18  1 43.8  24-30*DREIH'S FREAKS (587)      2  3 0
25/28 SHEPHERDS (252)          464 606 27 43.4  25-20 THAT SUCKS! (372)         2  3 0
26/29 UNTOUCHABLES (287)       117 163  8 41.8  26/24 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)   2  7 0
27/30 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)      157 221  6 41.5  27/25 TWILIGHT TEAM (71)        2  8 0
28/32 ARROGANCE (347)          346 523 26 39.8  28-31 FROM THE FACE (545)       1  0 0
29/34 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)   21  35  1 37.5  29/29*STREAMS (603)             1  1 0
30-35*THE BIKE SHOP (293)        9  15  1 37.5  30-34*THE BIKE SHOP (293)       1  4 0
31/33*UNDERCOVER SKA (590)      12  21  0 36.4  31-18*FEISTY POODLES (595)      1  4 0
32-36*SUNGOD*BATTLE ROYA (596)   5  13  1 27.8  32/36 ARROGANCE (347)           0  3 0
33/37 TWILIGHT TEAM (71)        20  54  0 27.0  33-37*SUNGOD*BATTLE ROYA (596)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

              Battle Royal 3 -- http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br3
The Battle Royale is a head to head free for all contest open to any Talcama manager
willing to subject themselves to some of the fiercest competition Alastari has ever
seen!

Previous Winners:
BR1 - Doc Steele (Transel)          BR2 - Manray

Short Rules:
No avoiding other contest teams (And this will be checked each turn).
Only Fights against contest warriors count.
Score = Wins + Kills - Losses
First team to 25 wins!

Battle Royale Score
         Overall       Mgr   Team                      Manager
  Score   Record    IE Code  Name                      Name
   11     15-5-1    0  [G]    The Guardians II         Guardian
   11     12-1-0    0  [M]    Superior Forces 6N       Manager
   5      10-6-1    0  [DS]   Thundr + Litening        Doc Steele
   5       7-2-0    0  [TT]   Dark Toads               TigToad
   5       7-3-1    0  [F]    Get Outta My Way         Floyd
   4      12-9-1    0  [AN]   Shepherds                Assurnasirbanipal
   4      11-8-1    0  [JK]   Run and Hyde             Jekyll
   4      10-7-1    0  [DD]   Dark Forest Inn          Dameon Darkheart
   2       9-8-1    0  [SX]   Feisty Poodles           Slaughter Priest
   2       7-6-1    0  [MO]   Ghaelie Sidhe            Mordraith
   1      15-15-1   0  [PP]   Sretsamleud              Phat Phat
   0       8-9-1    0  [MQ]   The Bike Shop            Malaquar
   0       5-5-0    0  [PT]   Doc Steele Fan Club      Pip the Troll
   0       5-6-1    0  [IF]   Patronas Veritas II      Ichabod Frothingslosh
   -1     12-15-2   0  [A]    Untouchables             Angus
   -1      7-8-0    0  [DF]   Dreih's Freaks           Dreihdenflahg
   -1      5-7-1    0  [SG]   Sungod*Battle Royal      Sungod
   -1      1-2-0    0  [AF]   Only in Las Vegas        Alfredo Frothingslosh
   -1      1-2-0    0  [SF]   Come On                  Sylvester Frothingslosh
   -1      0-1-0    0  [SJ]   Soulthieves              Saucy Jack
   -1      0-1-0    0  [CF]   Trouble Helix            Chazz Frothingslosh
   -4     12-17-1   0  [GO]   The Shadows              Goat
   -4      4-8-0    0  [RB]   Undercover Ska           Rude Buddha
   -5     7-12-0    0  [D]    Beast Masters            Druid
   -7     3-10-0    0  [TW]   Of Wolf and Man 9        Tripwire
   -9     6-15-0    0  [J]    Burn N' Pillage          Jolly

This Turn's Score:                     Record       Points
  G    Guardian                        3-0-0           3
  AN   Assurnasirbanipal               3-0-0           3
  M    Manager                         2-0-0           2
  PP   Phat Phat                       2-1-0           1
  DD   Dameon Darkheart                2-1-0           1
  F    Floyd                           1-0-0           1
  PT   Pip the Troll                   1-1-0           0
  JK   Jekyll                          1-1-0           0
  T    Tripwire                        1-2-0          -1
  J    Jolly                           1-2-0          -1
  A    Angus                           1-2-0          -1
  DS   Doc Steele                      0-1-0          -1
  GO   Goat                            1-3-0          -2
  D    Druid                           0-2-0          -2
  RB   Rude Buddha                     0-3-0          -3

Top Warriors (Points)
  Lilith                      The Shadows                 5-0-1          6
  Moordar                     Dark Forest Inn             5-0-0          5
  Cinderella                  Superior Forces 6N          5-0-0          5
  Iron Hands Lee              The Guardians II            4-0-1          5
  Chasity Belt                The Guardians II            4-0-0          4
  Mary                        Shepherds                   4-1-1          4
  Destitute Noble             Get Outta My Way            3-0-1          4

Bottom Warriors (Points)
  Shen Jing                   Ghaelie Sidhe               0-4-0          -4
  Kutu                        The Shadows                 0-4-0          -4
  Bagdhad Bob                 Patronas Veritas II         0-4-0          -4

Top 10 Warriors (Most Wins)          # Wins
  Moordar                                5
  Lilith                                 5
  Cinderella                             5
  Scourge                                4
  Peon Necromancer                       4
  Mary                                   4
  Iron Hands Lee                         4
  He                                     4
  Chasity Belt                           4

Bottom 10 Warriors (Most Losses)            #
  Shen Jing                                 4
  Razor Hawk                                4
  People's Elbow                            4
  Paul                                      4
  Neon Discodancer                          4
  Morrocco Mole                             4
  Marduk                                    4
  Kutu                                      4
  Jock                                      4
  Chasek                                    4
  Booter                                    4
  Bagdhad Bob                               4

 Fight Results for Turn 472
   Moordar [DD] over Rude Buddha [RB]
   Providence [M] over Razor Hawk [D]
   Paul [AN] over Booter [J]
   Talon [F] over Morrocco Mole [D]
   Iron Hands Lee [G] over Chasek [GO]
   Bart [AN] over Ragen [TW]
   Hoffa [PT] over Takov [TW]
   Keeper of Souls [G] over Muscle Bum [PP]
   Borgard [DD] over Kyniska [A]
   He [PP] over Hilt [DD]
   Goat [PP] over Delahunt [A]
   Reihe [J] over Dark Mass [GO]
   Mary [AN] over Skabba The Hut [RB]
   Lil' Eva [GO] over Alton [J]
   Chiss [A] over Beer Man [JK]
   Wonder Bra [G] over Vassal [DS]
   Cinderella [M] over Marduk [GO]
   Wonderland [JK] over Spaceman Spiff [RB]
   Royce [TW] over Staple Gun [PT]

Teams in BR (Alphabetical)
 Animal Pharm, Beast Masters, Burn N' Pillage, Come On, Dark Forest Inn,
 Doc Steele Fan Club, Dreih's Freaks, Feisty Poodles, Get Outta My Way,
 Ghaelie Sidhe, Golden Legion, Of Wolf and Man 9, Only in Las Vegas,
 Patronas Veritas II, Run and Hyde, Shepherds, Soulthieves, Sretsamleud,
 Sungod*Battle Royal, Superior Forces 6N, The Bike Shop, The Grateful Undead,
 The Guardians II, The Shadows, Thundr + Litening, Trouble Helix, Undercover Ska,
 Untouchables

Teams in BR (Team ID)
 22, 218, 252, 287, 293, 451, 479, 493, 495, 498, 532, 533
 537, 549, 566, 567, 572, 573, 574, 587, 588, 589, 590, 591
 593, 595, 596, 600

Alphabetical Warrior Listing
 Alton (8297), Babooshka (8021), Bagdhad Bob (8039), Bambi (7926), Bart (7927),
 Beast of the East (3365), Beer Man (8319), Binky (8153), Black Sheets (8053),
 Blob (8091), Booter (7742), Borgard (8196), Bozo (8033), Cadex CFM (3366),
 Caoimhin (8214), Captain Booth (8102), Chasek (7791), Chiss (8312),
 Cinderella (7648), Crankshaft (8149), Dallas (6860), Dark Mass (8322),
 Delahunt (8313), Destitute Noble (7817), Dud (8306), Faigenne (8097),
 False Teeth (8056), Freak (7300), Freeloader (8272), Giraffodil (7218), Goat (8336),
 Gratch (8285), Grobraum (8045), H. Clinton (8141), Hannah (7875), Haseth (8046),
 He (8183), Hilt (8195), His Proctologist (7951), Hoffa (6021), Inzo (7284),
 Iron Hands Lee (6621), Italic (8288), Jandolin (6922), Jock (7939),
 Just Had A Big Gulp (7863), Keeper of Souls (8015), Kenneth Lay (8258),
 Kyniska (8289), Lil' Eva (8305), Livid (8283), Loathe (8160), Malign (8159),
 Marduk (7835), Marukka (8006), Mary (8168), McCausland (8108), Michael Moore (8199),
 Montpelier (7962), Moordar (8193), Morrocco Mole (7654), Mr Mash (8096),
 Muffin (8298), Muscle Bum (7919), Paramecipottamus (7219), Paul (7804),
 Peon Necromancer (7856), Phoebe (8156), Pickle Juice (7741), Pink Hair (8055),
 Point Man (7450), Potatopillar (7216), Precious (8155), Proto-Sapien (7783),
 Providence (6818), Ragen (7461), Razor Hawk (7656), Reihe (8044), Royce (7459),
 Rude Buddha (8066), Scooter (8154), Scourge (7847), Shen Jing (7312),
 Ska Daddy Z (8331), Skabba The Hut (8299), Slick Willie (8180),
 Spaceman Spiff (8332), Staple Gun (6024), Takov (7457), Talon (7782),
 Tommy Tulwar (8095), Vassal (7637), Wandering Star (8310), Whale (8203),
 Wiggler (8088), Wino (8037), Wonder Bra (6510), Wonderland (8286), WTF!?! (8335),
 Zumanity (8202)

          + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Dark Federation #1 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

Xochithlan, the royal palace:

     Tirisha Dulake leaned closer to her cousin, King Feyen, and pouted.  "You can't
be so hard hearted, Pootles," she cooed.  "It isn't like I'm asking a LOT from
you...."
     Feyen was too dark skinned to blush noticeably, but he felt himself getting
rather warm under the collar.  "Don't call me that!" he hissed.  [It is a gift in the
royal family of Xochithlan to be able to hiss words which contain no esses.]  "You're
the only one who remembers that Mother used to call me that!  But what if someone
overhears?"  He peered around nervously.  Eavesdropping was the national pastime in
Xochithlan, but he thought his throne room was reasonably secure.  Still, if anyone
heard her say that name....  He shuddered.
     "If you'll give me the soldiers, dearest cousin, I'll be so busy and so far
away, I'm sure I'll forget."
     "But Tirisha, I can't!  If I sent Xochithlani Royal Guardsmen into Mordanti
territory, it could start a war, or at LEAST," he shuddered again, "Samir would send
that battlemage of his to 'make an official protest' and the man has NO sense of
style at all.  His hair, his beard!"  King Feyen stroked his own perfect little
mustache.  "It's impossible, Tirisha, you must see that!"
     "No, it is NOT impossible."  Her coo was getting ragged around the edges,
letting the iron determination show through.  She took a deep breath, noting that,
as with every other man who saw her do that, she had riveted Feyen's attention; after
all, they were only second cousins on one side.  "You don't need to send the whole
Royal Guard.  I'm sure I won't need a thousand men in Rodeki.  It's such a LITTLE
place.  A hundred will be enough to protect me, DEAR Feyen."  She blew in his ear.
     Feyen took his own deep breath and managed not to melt on the spot.  "Well...a
hundred men, then, but no more!  And not in Royal Xochithlani uniform, either!"
     "Of course not, coz."  She patted his arm as she straightened up.  "I wouldn't
want anyone to get the idea they were on YOUR business."  She slid out of reach just
a little ahead of King Feyen's reaching hands.  "You won't have any trouble at all
over this, dear coz."
                       ***     *****     ***     *****     ***
     Arenamaster Xoron, a practitioner of the Ancient Elvish Martial Art of Seelie-
Khuei, was deeply resistant to feminine wiles.  He was, however, extremely interested
in cash.  Tirisha had plenty of cash.
     "I guess I could find you a few gladiators to serve as a personal bodyguard," he
muttered, mentally fingering the coins Tirisha had placed on the table between them.
"I couldn't vouch for their reliability, though."
     "I will attend to that," Tirisha said briskly.  "Twenty ounces of gold for every
gladiator you can find me.  Payable when they sign up."

Warriors and managers are invited to accompany Tirisha Dulake to Rodeki, or wherever
she may end up going.  A note in the personals addressed to Scribe, or an email to
Livia@reality.com will do it.

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Two months ago I allowed fate to play its fickle hand with my stable.  To put it
simply, I'd had it up to here with People's Elbow, but he'd been around SOOOO long
that I simply couldn't pull the trigger on the DA.  Instead I pulled a poker chip
from off my desk and flipped it over between my fingers.  Quietly I decided Caesar's
head side up the Elbow lived, dice side up he carried a torch to his next fight.
Obviously the results are clear, Great Caesar reared his ugly head and forced me to
endure eight more turns of hell at the hands of the most inconsistent warrior I've
ever come in contact with.
     Reading over Elbow's favorites I'm forced to laugh just a little bit.  If I'd
known what was waiting for me on the piece of paper I don't think I would have left
things to fate.  Seriously, the idea of a striker with a favorite weapon maul is
absolutely hideous.  It's a freaking tree branch!  Just the thing my speedy striker
was yearning for.  Somebody at the commission should have said something because I
would have saved us all a lot of time and trouble.
     People's Elbow finished:  11-6-11-17-10-12-17 -- striker, 3 masters (attack,
rip, decise), 1 ad-ex (init), 1 expert (defense) and he's never ever heard of parry.
     Sorry Phat Phat, but you don't get your chance at revenge...well...more revenge
anyway.  I finally get to do something I've been dying to do forever...People's Elbow
is heading to the dark arena.
     I feel better already.

                                                  Angus

                                      SPY REPORT

     I thought the battle for the throne might be interesting this turn.  PEOPLE'S
ELBOW graduated, losing to WIRYDON THE GIANTESS on his way out of town.  Looks like
that fancy stateroom he was planning to travel to the Isle in will be mostly unused.
I suppose they could rest his bones on the bed while they await the painful
resurrection process.  PROVIDENCE showed up this turn and easily took the throne
after beating RAZOR HAWK.  Apparently, the commission was all ready for PROVIDENCE
for even before he left the arena, he was given his invitation to the Isle of the
Eye.

Hottest Warriors on the sands:
    HE HATE ME (8-2) - Loss to FORGED IN L.A.
    SCOURGE (7-3) - Win against HO HUM HO

     The best any individual team could do this turn was 4-1, accomplished by both
THE GUARDIANS II and RUN AND HYDE.  Unfortunately, neither pulled one of the rotating
team awards for their efforts, THE GUARDIANS II finishing second in the team on the
move award and RUN AND HYDE finishing second in the current top team award.

Up challengers:   2-4   Warriors increasing recognition class: 24
Down challengers: 10-2  Warriors decreasing recognition class: 4
Even challenges:  0-2

Most Challenged Warrior:    HILT of DARK FOREST INN
     HE luckily beat HILT in an action packed 3 minute gruesome challenge.

Most Avoided Team:          WASTELAND by SHEPHERDS

     Other than in the Dark Arena, there were no deaths this turn in Talcama.
     The big news this week was the downchallenging.  Not many warriors tried (or at
least they didn't succeed) to challenge up.  And this week, the mismatches were
obvious.  It wasn't just about points, either.  That shouldn't be too surprising,
given the nature of the contest that is going on, but it is still news.
     There was a 27 minute fight (if you are willing to call it that) between PAUL
and BOOTER.  GRATCH and BLUE DEVIL 'only' went 20 minutes.  After that, no fights
lasted longer than 5 minutes.
     Parry Lungers, the least popular style here in Talcama, went 2-0, but are still
in the cellar in the 10 turn rankings.  Rippers were 4-2 for the turn, but hold the
9th spot.  Total Parries, of course, remain on top with the third best record for the
turn. -- Sherik

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PROVIDENCE 6818              16   7  2   146       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FORGED IN L.A. 7433          14  18  0   112       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 PEON NECROMANCER 7856        15  11  2   106       SRETSAMLEUD (572)
-CADEX CFM 3366                3   1  1   104       THE BIKE SHOP (293)
 WONDER BRA 6510              17   5  0   102       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
 BACKALLY SALLY 6055          17  17  0   102       THE DARK TEMPLE (455)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SCOURGE 7847                 17   8  0   102       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 TALON 7782                   10   4  0   101       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
 NEOSPHINCTER 7317            15   7  0    97       WASTELAND (207)
-EMMA MAE 5228                15   4  0    95       OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
 BOOTER 7742                  21  11  0    94       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 IRON HANDS LEE 6621          13   5  2    94       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
 PAUL 7804                    14  11  0    91       SHEPHERDS (252)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HO HUM HO 7884               14  10  1    90       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-TECUMSEH 7401                 9   8  3    90       POWER PLANTS (302)
 HE HATE ME 7820              15  11  2    88       WASTELAND (207)
 MORROCCO MOLE 7654           20  16  0    86       BEAST MASTERS (567)
 RAZOR HAWK 7656              18  21  1    85       BEAST MASTERS (567)
 VASSAL 7637                  16   9  2    81       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 CINDERELLA 7648              11   2  0    80       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 P'TIT GARS 7816              14  16  0    78       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
-DO I LOOK FAT? 4864          16   6  0    77       THAT SUCKS! (372)
 PICKLE JUICE 7741            12  20  0    76       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 CHASEK 7791                  14  12  2    75       THE SHADOWS (574)
-BLACK-EYED SUSAN 6546         9   4  1    73       THE DARK TEMPLE (455)
 FREAK 7300                   12   6  2    71       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 GOUT GOUT 7948               11   7  0    70       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 PURPLE FIREFISH 7982          9   6  0    69       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 HIS PROCTOLOGIST 7951         6   0  0    68       DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
 BART 7927                    10  10  2    67       SHEPHERDS (252)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SWEATCAKE 8217                3   3  1    66       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 HANNAH 7875                  12  14  0    64       SHEPHERDS (252)
 MARDUK 7835                  13  10  0    61       THE SHADOWS (574)
 FRENCH GRUNT 7981             6   9  0    61       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-CRABS 5086                   12   8  1    59       THAT SUCKS! (372)
 HOFFA 6021                    8   6  0    59       DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
-DO YOU LOVE ME? 5109         12   9  1    58       THAT SUCKS! (372)
 BRICKTOP 7955                 8   6  0    57       WASTELAND (207)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BILLYJOEBOB 6066              7   4  1    56       OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
-POINT MAN 7450                9   4  0    55       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 KEEPER OF SOULS 8015          5   5  0    54       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
-AGGRO 8233                    4   1  0    52       STREAMS (603)
-THUNDER THIGHS 5864           4   0  0    52       THAT SUCKS! (372)
 JOCK 7939                     7   5  0    51       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
 ASSUR 7821                    9  20  2    49       ARROGANCE (347)
-LOWMAN 7864                   3   2  0    47       POWER PLANTS (302)
-NIXON 7621                    8   3  3    46       POWER PLANTS (302)
 MUSCLE BUM 7919              11  11  0    44       SRETSAMLEUD (572)
-CREAM HORNS 8239              4   1  0    44       EDIBLES (604)
 LE PAIN DLG 8016              6   7  0    42       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 JUST HAD A BIG GULP 7863      8   3  1    41       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
-DESTITUTE NOBLE 7817          6   3  1    41       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
 COMA TOAST 8139               3   5  1    41       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 GROK 8232                     4   3  0    40       STREAMS (603)
 RAGEN 7461                    5  10  0    38       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
 MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008           8   6  1    37       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-JOLLY 7379                    5   4  0    37       FROM THE FACE (545)
 BORGARD 8196                  4   2  0    37       DARK FOREST INN (600)
-WINO 8037                     4   3  1    36       DREIH'S FREAKS (587)
 ROYCE 7459                    6   6  1    35       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
 TAKOV 7457                    6   9  0    35       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
-THE MUFFIN MAN 7377           5   7  1    35       FROM THE FACE (545)
-STICKY BUNS 8238              5   4  0    35       EDIBLES (604)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HE 8183                       5   2  0    35       SRETSAMLEUD (572)
 MOORDAR 8193                  6   0  0    34       DARK FOREST INN (600)
-BOZO 8033                     4   3  0    34       DREIH'S FREAKS (587)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MARY 8168                     5   2  1    33       SHEPHERDS (252)
 DARKON 474                    6  10  0    30       TWILIGHT TEAM (71)
 GROBRAUM 8045                 5   3  0    30       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 DARKSTAR 475                  7   7  0    28       TWILIGHT TEAM (71)
 BAMBI 7926                    5   7  0    28       BEAST MASTERS (567)
-LEE'S MUFFINS 8237            4   1  0    27       EDIBLES (604)
-WIGGLER 8088                  2   1  1    27       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 REIHE 8044                    5   3  0    26       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 STAPLE GUN 6024               4   6  0    25       DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
 NONCHALANT 8231               3   2  0    25       STREAMS (603)
 GLOAMING 4897                 4   8  0    24       TWILIGHT TEAM (71)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JOHN BOY 8213                 4   1  0    22       OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
 HILT 8195                     2   4  0    22       DARK FOREST INN (600)
 MARUKKA 8006                  5   6  0    21       THE SHADOWS (574)
 BASILISK 6743                 3   1  0    21       THE DARK TEMPLE (455)
-MALIGN 8159                   2   2  0    21       SUNGOD*BATTLE ROYAL (596)
 WILL THE BIKER 8290           2   0  0    21       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-SCOOTER 8154                  3   3  1    20       FEISTY POODLES (595)
-PRECIOUS 8155                 5   1  0    19       FEISTY POODLES (595)
-DATA LOSS 8029                2   0  0    19       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-HONEY BUNS 8240               4   2  0    18       EDIBLES (604)
 ADELAIDE 8151                 3   5  0    18       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
-MONTPELIER 7962               2   1  0    17       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
-SLOWHAND 8229                 0   3  0    17       STREAMS (603)
 RUDE BUDDHA 8066              3   4  0    15       UNDERCOVER SKA (590)
 HUMBUG 8276                   2   2  0    15       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-BINKY 8153                    4   2  0    14       FEISTY POODLES (595)
-PHOEBE 8156                   4   2  0    14       FEISTY POODLES (595)
 GRATCH 8285                   4   0  0    14       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 LIL' EVA 8305                 2   1  0    13       THE SHADOWS (574)
 SKABBA THE HUT 8299           2   1  0    13       UNDERCOVER SKA (590)
-BEAST OF THE EAST 3365        2   3  0    13       THE BIKE SHOP (293)
-HALLWIN 7885                  1   0  0    13       THE DARK TEMPLE (455)
 WTF!?! 8335                   1   0  0    13       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 UMBRA 5076                    2   6  0    12       TWILIGHT TEAM (71)
 CHISS 8312                    1   1  0    12       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 GOAT 8336                     1   0  0    12       SRETSAMLEUD (572)
-BLOB 8091                     1   6  0    11       DREIH'S FREAKS (587)
 POOPIEHEAD 8295               1   3  0    11       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-CRANKSHAFT 8149               3   1  0    10       THE BIKE SHOP (293)
 WONDERLAND 8286               2   2  0     9       RUN AND HYDE (537)
-BETSYSUEANN 6067              1   2  0     9       OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
 ITALIC 8288                   2   2  0     8       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 KYNISKA 8289                  1   3  0     8       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 SKA DADDY Z 8331              1   0  0     8       UNDERCOVER SKA (590)
-MUSTAFA 6679                  0   1  0     7       THE DARK TEMPLE (455)
-FREELOADER 8272               1   0  0     6       DREIH'S FREAKS (587)
 THE CRUSHER 8050              0   2  0     6       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-BREMO 7823                    0   2  0     6       POWER PLANTS (302)
-NEWBIE TM 7376                1   1  1     5       FROM THE FACE (545)
-MUFFIN 8298                   1   0  0     5       FEISTY POODLES (595)
 CAUCHEMAR 5221                0   5  0     5       TWILIGHT TEAM (71)
-LIVID 8283                    0   1  0     5       DREIH'S FREAKS (587)
 DELAHUNT 8313                 1   1  0     4       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 BLUE DEVIL 8275               0   4  0     4       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-SOCIAL BASHER 8277            1   0  0     3       STREAMS (603)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SLEAZEE 7378                  0   3  0     3       FROM THE FACE (545)
 ALTON 8297                    0   2  0     2       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 DARK MASS 8322                0   2  0     2       THE SHADOWS (574)
 BEER MAN 8319                 0   2  0     2       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 WANDERING STAR 8310           0   2  0     2       SHEPHERDS (252)
 SPACEMAN SPIFF 8332           0   1  0     1       UNDERCOVER SKA (590)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
YANG CHOW 7942         8  6 1 BURN N' PILLAGE 218   NEON DISCODANCER 7857 468 NONE    
RUCKARD 8309           0  2 0 DARK FOREST INN 600   SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 472 NONE    
STABLEHAND 8333        0  1 0 DARK FOREST INN 600   DARK CHAMPION 428     472 NONE    
SHREE 8194             2  3 1 DARK FOREST INN 600   DESTITUTE NOBLE 7817  471         
JELLY ROLL 8236        2  1 0 EDIBLES 604           BART 7927             469         
SCRAPPY 8152           1  3 0 FEISTY POODLES 595    WIGGLER 8088          468 REVENGED
#3 8307                1  1 1 GET OUTTA MY WAY 573  STONE GOLEM 430       472 NONE    
I SMELL BACON 8255     1  1 0 GET OUTTA MY WAY 573  SHREE 8194            469 REVENGED
BAH, HUMBUG 8330       0  1 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479  MOUNTAIN TROLL 422    472 NONE    
UNBREAKABLE 2.0 8184   1  2 0 RUN AND HYDE 537      LOATHE 8160           468 REVENGED
SHAVED TOO CLOSE 8167  3  2 0 SHEPHERDS 252         SWEATCAKE 8217        470         
DUD 8306               0  3 0 SRETSAMLEUD 572       ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 472 NONE    
NEON DISCODANCER 7857 12 13 2 SRETSAMLEUD 572       PEOPLE'S ELBOW 6352   471 NONE    
LOATHE 8160            3  2 1 SUNGOD*BATTLE ROY 596 FREAK 7300            470         
DALLAS 6860            6 27 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6 493 BANDIT PRINCESS 429   472 NONE    
MEPHISKAPHELES 8068    3  4 0 UNDERCOVER SKA 590    ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 472 NONE    
PEOPLE'S ELBOW 6352   21 22 2 UNTOUCHABLES 287      WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 472 NONE    
JOE SCHMOE 8320        0  1 0 WASTELAND 207         BLACK ORC 424         472 NONE    
BOB SQUARED 8321       0  1 0 WASTELAND 207         BANDIT PRINCESS 429   472 NONE    
MAYOR MCCHEESE 7903   11 10 0 WASTELAND 207         HO HUM HO 7884        470         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Assur -- Heh baggers, hardly; here is an example:  Chastity Belt, 29 FE, 21 in the
arena, hardly a bagger.  The others are no different.  Oh and he had zero master
ratings, just one of those overachievers...either that or my superior management. --
Guardian

Goat -- Maybe this Goat will survive. -- Phat

Elbow -- The first kill kind of hurt.  14-3-8-21-15-9-15 ST  Broke Stroker.  The
second was more of a favor.  9-16-7-21-9-9-13 PS Neon.  Learned like crap.  I hope
you let me have one more shot at you. -- Phat Phat

Doc Steele -- An old friend of yours, Bookie, is back and will be participating in a
kill contest (beginning in 6 turns) in Jhans (DM 36).  He is running Suicidal Dreams.
Should be a pretty fierce contest if you are interested.  I'm sure Bookie would like
to see his old friend again. -- Polarius, mgr. of Blitzkrieg DM 36

La Pentarche -- Congratulations on your first graduate from Talcama!  I know you've
had a lot of death along the way, but your persistence has paid off! --
Assurnasirbanipal

Alfredo -- I might be able to get the ID numbers in, but beyond that, you're just
going to have to do a little of the footwork yourself.  What do you think of
alternating the warrior lists between alphabetical and team listings? -- Assur

Goat -- No points for the teams you avoided.  I object.  They have to earn their
points just like the rest of us!  It is a small thing that is unlikely to change the
outcome!  I'm glad you're sticking with it, though!  I love this contest! -- Assur

Scourge -- Well done!  Now go after someone else (please) -- Paul

Jolly -- Don't think you've got last place wrapped up!  I'm gunning for you! -- Assur

13 November 2003
Let it be known far and wide, that the Warrior TUM 18-7380, the Champions Runner-Up
for the recent Tournament, is managed by none other than Shocking Toad.  I named this
fabulous warrior after my friend and mentor, TUM, a.k.a. Don!  Sorry TUM didn't get
me my first TC; however, a runner-up with all those sandbaggers is pretty impressive,
if I do say so myself. -- Shocking Toad, The Manager

13 November 2003
All -- This is to announce that I am no longer a member of the Vendetta Cartel
Alliance.  I have enjoyed my time there, and I've made some great friends.  Their
company will be missed, but they will endure.  I wish them well. -- Apex

2 December 2003
ZalCon2, ZalCon Reloaded
Where:  Jhelum, DM 4
When:  February 9th or 23rd, 2003 (TBA when Mail In date set)
How Long:  20 Turns

Restrictions:  Zero FE at start of contest.  Must announce warrior styles by second
arena fight to receive points.  No prize modified warriors.  No entry to July Face,
No TV Challenges.  All prizes to be used exclusively on warriors from the contest
team only.

Awards:
     First Initiate Duelmaster (FID):  First warrior announced in the contest to
          reach the throne.
     Prize:  Limited Damage Potion, increasing damage for 1 warrior by one rating to
          max for ST/SZ.
     Warrior MVP:  Top warrior based on MVP points accrued in the contest.
     Prize:  Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge for any warrior on team, +1
          to bonus in any skill area up to max for style for 1 warrior on team, 2
          nights stay at Winter FTF Hotel.
     Team MVP:  Top Team based on MVP points accrued in contest by all the teams
          warriors.
     Prize:  Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge, +1 to Bonus, 6 Months Free
          Play, 20 Rollups.
     Warrior MVP Top 11:  Next 10 warriors on MVP list at the end of the contest.
     Prize:  +1 to Bonus
     Style Master:  Top warrior in each style based on Style Master points accrued in
          the contest.
     Prize:  Favorites Knowledge of any warrior on team.
     Iron Manager Award:  Minimum 95 fights in contest by any team.
     Prize:  Choice of free entry for team to 2005 Winter Face or +1 to Bonus for one
          warrior.

MVP Point System:  +1 for Win, Fight, Kill, Recognition Leader (after Round 3), -1
Death, +2 Duelmaster, +2 each 3 Consecutive turns as DM, +1 Quality Win (any win over
opponent with 5 or more Rec), +1 for each 10 Rec points over 5 in win (+1 for 5-14
above, +2 for 15-24 above, +3 for 25-34 above).
Style Master Point System:  +2 Style Master, +1 Win vs. Same Style Opponent, +1 Win
vs. Same Style Master, +1 for 3 Consecutive Turns as Style Master (rolling).

     Please direct any question about rules or clarifications to me, Robert
Occhipinti, via Diplo to DM74, 1988 Dodgers or email to zalgor@hotmail.com.  All
rules decisions made by me are final and binding within the confines of this contest.

8 December 2003
Greetings!  I would like to invite everyone to Jhans (DM 36) for the first annual kLk
St. Valentine's Day Massacre (kill contest).  We will start the contest off with the
ceremonial burning of the Andorian flag on turn 450.  (Six turns away.  Roughly mid-
February.)  The contest will run for 10 turns.  On turn 461, 3 separate victors will
be announced.  Team with the most kills, warrior with the most kills, and alliance
with the most kills.  Prizes will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most
kills and to the manager of the warrior with the most kills.  The prizes will
probably be team roll-ups.  The number of roll-ups has yet to be determined.  The
contest is sponsored by Jhans' newest, (but by the time the contest starts) largest
alliance, the kLk (pronounced "klick"). -- Polarius, mgr. of Blitzkrieg DM 36

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PEOPLE'S ELBOW was butchered by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DALLAS was butchered by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
MEPHISKAPHELES was murdered by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
#3 was narrowly killed by STONE GOLEM in a action packed 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
RUCKARD was butchered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
DUD was murdered by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
STABLEHAND was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
JOE SCHMOE was executed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
BOB SQUARED was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BAH, HUMBUG was unbelievably slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
HANNAH was vanquished by SWEATCAKE in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Bloodfeud fight.
BORGARD overpowered KYNISKA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PROVIDENCE handily defeated RAZOR HAWK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title bout.
BACKALLY SALLY subdued PICKLE JUICE in a 3 minute master's Challenge match.
BOOTER was unbelievably bested by PAUL in a 27 minute veteran's Challenge battle.
TALON handily defeated MORROCCO MOLE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
CHASEK was defeated by IRON HANDS LEE in a 1 minute expert's Challenge struggle.
BILLYJOEBOB was beaten by PURPLE FIREFISH in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
BART devastated RAGEN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
HOFFA overpowered TAKOV in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BRICKTOP narrowly defeated ASSUR in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Challenge fight.
MUSCLE BUM was devastated by KEEPER OF SOULS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
STAPLE GUN lost to ROYCE in a 1 minute Challenge match.
HE luckily beat HILT in a action packed 3 minute gruesome Challenge fray.
MOORDAR devastated RUDE BUDDHA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
REIHE overpowered DARK MASS in a 1 minute brutal uneven Challenge fight.
MARY overpowered SKABBA THE HUT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BASILISK defeated MARUKKA in a 1 minute beginner vs. veteran upset Challenge match.
ALTON was vanquished by LIL' EVA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
WANDERING STAR was handily defeated by HUMBUG in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
BEER MAN was vanquished by CHISS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
SCOURGE luckily beat HO HUM HO in a popular 5 minute brutal expert's duel.
HE HATE ME was demolished by FORGED IN L.A. in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ACK VERT overpowered GOUT GOUT in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
WONDER BRA viciously subdued VASSAL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's duel.
PEON NECROMANCER demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
NEOSPHINCTER overpowered P'TIT GARS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MARDUK was handily defeated by CINDERELLA in a 4 minute uneven match.
HIS PROCTOLOGIST beat GROK in a 3 minute bout.
FREAK vanquished LE PAIN DLG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
JUST HAD A BIG GULP subdued DARKSTAR in a 2 minute competition.
JOCK viciously subdued DARKON in a 2 minute gory match.
FRENCH GRUNT demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven duel.
COMA TOAST demolished ADELAIDE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory uneven conflict.
MIDNIGHT ANGEL viciously subdued BAMBI in a 2 minute bloody match.
UMBRA was handily defeated by GROBRAUM in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NONCHALANT beat POOPIEHEAD in a action packed 1 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
GLOAMING savagely defeated ITALIC in a 6 minute bloody expert vs. novice bout.
WILL THE BIKER vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
WONDERLAND unbelievably bested SPACEMAN SPIFF in a 3 minute brutal novice's bout.
GRATCH outlasted BLUE DEVIL in a unpopular 20 minute amateur's bout.
THE CRUSHER was handily defeated by WTF!?! in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DELAHUNT was savagely defeated by GOAT in a slow 5 minute bloody amateur's battle.
CAUCHEMAR was savagely defeated by SKA DADDY Z in a 1 minute amateur's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  20         TOTAL PARRY      148 -  86 -  3      63  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         WALL OF STEEL     56 -  58 -  4      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         AIMED BLOW        34 -  37 -  3      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   10         SLASHING ATTACK   54 -  63 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  24 -  2      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  9         LUNGING ATTACK    89 - 134 -  7      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  74 -  7      39  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         BASHING ATTACK    50 -  83 -  6      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  39 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -  28 -  1      26  |

Turn 472 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     6 -  8         4  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  2     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       11 -  6     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         2  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  6         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  5     LUNGING ATTACK     5 - 15         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PROVIDENCE 6818            16   7  2  146 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
LUNGING ATTACK   PEON NECROMANCER 7856      15  11  2  106 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
TOTAL PARRY      WONDER BRA 6510            17   5  0  102 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
WALL OF STEEL    TALON 7782                 10   4  0  101 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
AIMED BLOW       NEOSPHINCTER 7317          15   7  0   97 WASTELAND (207)
BASHING ATTACK   IRON HANDS LEE 6621        13   5  2   94 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
SLASHING ATTACK  PURPLE FIREFISH 7982        9   6  0   69 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008         8   6  1   37 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PICKLE JUICE 7741.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HO HUM HO 7884.  The ten other most popular fighters were ASSUR 7821, WONDER 
BRA 6510, #3 8307, PICKLE JUICE 7741, HILT 8195, TALON 7782, SCOURGE 7847, MARDUK 
7835, GROK 8232, and BAH, HUMBUG 8330.

The least popular fighter this week was BOOTER 7742.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were PAUL 7804, GRATCH 8285, BLUE DEVIL 8275, ITALIC 8288, DELAHUNT 8313, 
GOAT 8336, WANDERING STAR 8310, DALLAS 6860, THE CRUSHER 8050, and UMBRA 5076.

The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:

PROVIDENCE (18-6818) SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)

The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:

PEOPLE'S ELBOW (18-6352) UNTOUCHABLES (287)
ACK VERT (18-7429) PENTARCHIE-18 (508)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY XXXII

GATEWAY TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SKYLAS TAKARIN 3114 (165-89-1)        16  2  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
TARAD 181 (200-104-9)                 10  3  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
DARK PROPHET 4730 (133-40-6)           9  3  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
MJOLNIR 4732 (148-51-5)                9  3  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
SHADOW KNIGHT 3309 (184-79-3)          9  3  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
KATE 3126 (105-73-2)                   7  3  0         THIGH MASTERS        
LEGACY 5620 (111-39-9)                 7  3  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
SALADIN 183 (211-90-3)                 7  3  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
GOLDILOCKS 470 (167-141-18)            6  3  0         FROG PRINCES         
AFTERAFTERBIRTH 813 (181-117-3)        4  3  0         STREET PIZZA         
CELISTON 6261 (99-26-15)               4  3  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
HARRISON CROSS 4906 (89-91-0)          4  3  0         HERMETICS            
DOMINION 5662 (101-28-11)              3  3  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
STICKY HANDKERCHIEF 3244 (138-114-5)   3  3  0         STREET PIZZA         
T'SAIN 993 (71-84-2)                   2  3  0         THE DYING EARTH      
CAPTAIN POLAND 6614 (59-44-1)          1  4  0         BURN N' PILLAGE      
GEOMANCER 4166 (54-65-2)               1  4  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
WHIRLING TERROR 6616 (67-26-2)         1  4  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
DENISE 4668 (84-41-1)                  0  5  0         FLATLANDERS          

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
IRON PRINCESS 3115 (189-94-3)         13  3  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
SMELLY SOCKS 1975 (213-93-1)           8  3  0         STREET PIZZA         
MUDMINNOW 2760 (150-77-1)              2  3  0         BIG MEAN FISH        
RAVEN BLOOD 4760 (81-96-1)             2  3  0         WITCHES BREW         
UUM FOO FOO 2083 (151-99-2)            2  3  0         BURN N' PILLAGE      
T-BONE 3402 (32-22-3)                  0  5  0         DEAD EVIL            

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
MAHI MAHI 4899 (83-59-1)               5  3  0         BIG MEAN FISH        
PLASTIC BUNNY #51 6478 (32-22-0)       5  3  0         STREET PIZZA         
ESTABAN D'LORO 5239 (24-19-2)          4  3  0         HERMETICS            
CLEANER WRASSE 6495 (58-57-2)          2  3  0         BIG MEAN FISH        
RYGEL 7142 (38-28-0)                   1  3  0         WASTELAND            
AFROSLEAZIAC 6941 (44-36-6)            0  2  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      
GABRIEL 5999 (0-0-0)                   0  2  0         HERMETICS            
IRON HEAD LEE 6563 (12-3-0)            0  2  0         THE GUARDIANS II     

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS 6485 (49-38-1)     9  1  0         STREET PIZZA         
WHITE WATER HIPPO 7050 (39-33-3)       2  2  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      
KYLIE 6057 (23-20-1)                   2  3  0         UNTOUCHABLES         
SID VICIOUS 6054 (31-23-2)             2  3  0         THE DARK TEMPLE      
WOBBLENUT 6650 (59-47-0)               2  3  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 6977 (38-33-0)      1  3  0         BIG MEAN FISH        
LA MACHINE 6479 (49-34-1)              1  3  0         BURN N' PILLAGE      
BAL BURG D'ALGURD 6849 (38-47-0)       0  2  0         PENTARCHIE-18        
DUCK RUBBER 7196 (26-37-0)             0  2  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLINKY 2683 (73-114-4)                 5  3  0         SHEPHERDS            
SUNGOD'S FOLLY 7199 (19-9-3)           4  3  0         SADISTS              
MIMIC BLENNY 7541 (22-13-1)            2  3  0         BIG MEAN FISH        
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 7355 (31-16-0)       2  3  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      
LILITH 7794 (17-8-2)                   1  3  0         THE SHADOWS          
A. CAPONE 3228 (14-14-3)               0  2  0         UNTOUCHABLES         
JOB 6129 (20-122-0)                    0  2  0         SHEPHERDS            

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TUM 7380 (13-11-1)                    10  1  1         FROM THE FACE        
CHOLLA 7390 (17-5-0)                   9  1  0         POWER PLANTS         
CONCRETE 7559 (16-12-0)                6  3  0         LUROCIANS III        
BRICKER 7553 (13-6-0)                  5  3  0         LUROCIANS III        
CRY-O-LIT 6106 (15-18-1)               5  3  0         ROCK-ETTS            
DALLAS 6860 (6-24-0)                   5  3  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 6N   
MARVOLO RIDDLE 7283 (9-9-2)            5  3  1         HOUSE SLYTHERIN      
NECROMANCER 6386 (5-1-0)               4  3  0         INCANTATION          
MARDUK 7835 (12-8-0)                   1  3  0         THE SHADOWS          
VASSAL 7637 (16-8-2)                   1  3  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
P'TIT GARS 7816 (13-14-0)              0  2  0         PENTARCHIE-18        
SCOURGE 7847 (14-8-0)                  0  2  0         THUNDR + LITENING    

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LOWMAN 7864 (2-2-0)                    8  2  0         POWER PLANTS         
PEON NECROMANCER 7856 (12-11-2)        8  2  1         SRETSAMLEUD          
DO I LOOK FAT? 4864 (16-5-0)           6  3  0         THAT SUCKS!          
BARRACUDAFED 7627 (10-6-1)             5  3  0         ANIMAL PHARM         
TALON 7782 (8-3-0)                     5  3  0         GET OUTTA MY WAY     
ZOCORCUPINE 7882 (6-1-0)               5  3  0         ANIMAL PHARM         
CRABS 5086 (12-7-1)                    4  3  0         THAT SUCKS!          
FREAK 7300 (9-6-1)                     4  3  0         RUN AND HYDE         
HOFFA 6021 (5-6-0)                     4  3  0         DOC STEELE FAN CLUB  
NEON DISCODANCER 7857 (12-11-2)        4  3  0         SRETSAMLEUD          
BART 7927 (8-9-2)                      3  3  1         SHEPHERDS            
FRENCH GRUNT 7981 (4-8-0)              2  3  0         BIG MEAN FISH        
GOUT GOUT 7948 (10-5-0)                2  3  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      
DARKON 474 (6-8-0)                     0  2  0         TWILIGHT TEAM        
POINT MAN 7450 (7-4-0)                 0  2  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 6N   

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KEEPER OF SOULS 8015 (3-4-0)           4  3  0         THE GUARDIANS II     
PURPLE FIREFISH 7982 (8-4-0)           3  3  0         BIG MEAN FISH        
STICKY BUNS 8238 (5-3-0)               3  3  0         EDIBLES              
WINO 8037 (3-3-1)                      1  3  0         DREIH'S FREAKS       
MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008 (7-4-1)            0  2  0         BIG MEAN FISH        
NONCHALANT 8231 (2-2-0)                0  2  0         STREAMS              
STAPLE GUN 6024 (3-4-0)                0  2  0         DOC STEELE FAN CLUB  

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HIS PROCTOLOGIST 7951 (3-0-0)          8  2  0         DOC STEELE FAN CLUB  
BAGDHAD BOB 8039 (1-5-0)               6  3  0         PATRONAS VERITAS II  
MICHAEL JORDAN 7797 (0-0-0)            5  3  0         CAROLINA BLUE        
REIHE 8044 (4-3-0)                     5  3  0         BURN N' PILLAGE      
DATA LOSS 8029 (2-0-0)                 4  3  0         NEXT GENERATION      
MARY 8168 (3-1-1)                      4  3  0         SHEPHERDS            
BOZO 8033 (4-2-0)                      3  3  0         DREIH'S FREAKS       
ADELAIDE 8151 (1-4-0)                  1  3  0         PENTARCHIE-18        
BLOB 8091 (1-5-0)                      0  2  0         DREIH'S FREAKS       
COMA TOAST 8139 (1-4-0)                0  2  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      
DEAN SMITH 7798 (0-0-0)                0  2  0         CAROLINA BLUE        
RUDE BUDDHA 8066 (2-2-0)               0  2  0         UNDERCOVER SKA       

NOVICES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WIGGLER 8088 (1-1-1)                   9  2  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
BORGARD 8196 (1-2-0)                   8  2  0         DARK FOREST INN      
MONTPELIER 7962 (2-0-0)                8  2  0         SUPERIOR FORCES 6N   
HILT 8195 (1-2-0)                      7  3  1         DARK FOREST INN      
MICHAEL MOORE 8199 (2-0-0)             7  3  1         PATRONAS VERITAS II  
WHALE 8203 (2-1-0)                     5  3  0         ONLY IN LAS VEGAS    
BABOOSHKA 8201 (1-2-0)                 4  3  0         ONLY IN LAS VEGAS    
JOHN BOY 8213 (3-0-0)                  4  3  0         OUT OF THE HILLS     
LEE'S MUFFINS 8237 (2-1-0)             4  3  0         EDIBLES              
H. CLINTON 8141 (0-2-0)                3  3  0         PATRONAS VERITAS II  
SOCIAL BASHER 8277 (1-0-0)             3  3  0         STREAMS              
ZODIAC 8251 (2-0-0)                    3  3  0         CHYKARIN'S WHIM      
BLOOD ROSE 8250 (0-2-0)                1  3  0         CHYKARIN'S WHIM      
MOORDAR 8193 (3-0-0)                   1  3  0         DARK FOREST INN      
SWEATCAKE 8217 (0-3-0)                 1  3  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      
ZUMANITY 8202 (1-2-0)                  1  3  0         ONLY IN LAS VEGAS    
DARSEE 8197 (2-1-0)                    0  1  0  DEAD   DARK FOREST INN      
HOWL 8268 (1-1-0)                      0  2  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
POOPIEHEAD 8295 (0-1-0)                0  2  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      
SHREE 8194 (2-1-1)                     0  2  0         DARK FOREST INN      

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RIP TORN 8134 (0-0-0)                  2  3  0         TERR                 
LIVID 8283 (0-0-0)                     1  3  0         DREIH'S FREAKS       
THE CRUSHER 8050 (0-0-0)               1  3  0         NEXT GENERATION      
FRAN DOKTOR 8300 (0-0-0)               0  2  0         UNDERCOVER SKA       
NAMELESS ASPIRANT#2 7631 (0-0-0)       0  2  0         HERMETICS            
OXYCONTIN-TAIL 7915 (0-0-0)            0  2  0         ANIMAL PHARM         
SKABBA THE HUT 8299 (0-0-0)            0  2  0         UNDERCOVER SKA       

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VIGO 6086 (14-4-0)                    11  1  2         ALCHEMY              
JOHNY ROTTEN 6056 (11-8-0)             7  3  0         THE DARK TEMPLE      
STUMPY THE SQUIRREL 6995 (14-12-0)     7  3  0         STREET PIZZA         
DRACO MALFOY 7115 (14-11-0)            6  3  0         HOUSE SLYTHERIN      
BLOOD ASP 7274 (16-16-0)               2  1  0  DEAD   BURN N' PILLAGE      
KETUMAIE 7525 (15-17-1)                5  3  0         PENTARCHIE-18        
MEET DEATH 4854 (12-12-0)              5  3  1         INANIMATE TOFU       
AGONY 7825 (13-2-0)                    4  3  0         THUNDR + LITENING    
BETTYJOEMARIE 4561 (15-14-1)           4  3  0         OUT OF THE HILLS     
FORMULA 44 BEE 7223 (13-6-0)           4  3  0  DEAD   ANIMAL PHARM         
CORAL BEAUTY 7315 (18-15-0)            3  3  0         BIG MEAN FISH        
MOKO JONO 7111 (10-6-0)                3  3  0         WASTELAND            
VANNA WHITE 830 (16-15-0)              3  3  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      
ROLY POLY YO-YO 7140 (9-9-1)           2  3  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      
THE MAIN SQUEEZE 3121 (6-4-0)          2  3  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      
LAWN GNOME 7205 (19-19-1)              1  3  0         BURN N' PILLAGE      
WEDGIE STRUTTER 6739 (11-10-1)         1  3  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      
GARIBALDI 6585 (18-35-1)               0  2  0         BIG MEAN FISH        
IKE 6581 (17-8-0)                      0  2  0         SHEPHERDS            

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GATOR 5269 (12-7-1)                    7  3  0         OUT OF THE HILLS     
LANCE 6531 (3-0-0)                     5  3  0         BLADES OF FIRE       
BUBBLES 2370 (3-3-0)                   0  2  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      
SWEET'N'SWEATY 5362 (9-12-1)           0  1  0  DEAD   CENTER FOR OLDS      

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ROYAL DOTTYBACK 6375 (1-4-1)           4  2  0  DEAD   BIG MEAN FISH        
BROKE STROKER 8017 (4-4-1)             5  3  0         SRETSAMLEUD          
SIMIAN CINEMA 7592 (3-2-2)             3  3  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      
NOIPMAHC KRAD 7806 (2-2-1)             2  3  0         SRETSAMLEUD          
EXPIRE 7760 (3-1-0)                    0  2  0         PERFECTION QUEST 2   

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
GENETIC MISHAP 7853 (0-2-0)            4  3  0         TEMPORARY GODS       
DUBBAYA 8038 (2-2-1)                   3  3  0         PATRONAS VERITAS II  
NEON 6022 (1-1-0)                      2  2  1  DEAD   DOC STEELE FAN CLUB  
BUM 8034 (0-0-0)                       1  3  0         DREIH'S FREAKS       
TAP TAP FLUSH 8059 (1-1-0)             1  3  0         CENTER FOR OLDS      
BLACKOUT 473 (1-4-0)                   0  2  0         TWILIGHT TEAM        
DRUNK 8035 (0-0-0)                     0  2  0         DREIH'S FREAKS       
HOBO 8036 (4-1-0)                      0  2  0         DREIH'S FREAKS       
I SMELL BACON 8255 (1-1-0)             0  2  0  DEAD   GET OUTTA MY WAY