DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/22/2003 Duedate: 01/03/2004
TALCAMA ARENA
DM-18 TURN-473
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CADEX CFM
THE BIKE SHOP (293)
(18-3366) [4-1-1,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NEOSPHINCTER CADEX CFM
WASTELAND (207) THE BIKE SHOP (293)
(18-7317) [16-7-0,108] (18-3366) [4-1-1,114]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PICKLE JUICE HE HATE ME
BURN N' PILLAGE (218) WASTELAND (207)
(18-7741) [12-21-0,69] (18-7820) [16-11-2,105]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BIG MEAN FISH (171)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. WASTELAND (207) 51
2. THE BIKE SHOP (293) 37 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
3. DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451) 30 Unchartered Team
4. BEAST MASTERS (567) 29
5. BIG MEAN FISH (171) 28 DARK FOREST INN (600)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 THE GUARDIANS II (479) 72 41 2 63.7 1/10 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 10 5 0
2- 2 EDIBLES (604) 19 11 0 63.3 2/ 1 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 9 6 1
3- 3*FEISTY POODLES (595) 18 11 1 62.1 3/ 2 RUN AND HYDE (537) 8 7 0
4- 4 THE DARK TEMPLE (455) 80 56 5 58.8 4/ 5 WASTELAND (207) 7 6 0
5- 5 NEXT GENERATION (547) 129 95 9 57.6 5/ 3 THE GUARDIANS II (479) 7 8 0
6- 6 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 87 67 3 56.5 6/ 4 DOC STEELE FAN CLU (451) 6 3 0
7/ 7 THAT SUCKS! (372) 86 69 8 55.5 7/ 9 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573) 6 5 2
8/10 DOC STEELE FAN CLU (451) 21 17 0 55.3 8/15 UNTOUCHABLES (287) 6 9 1
9- 9 POWER PLANTS (302) 232 193 14 54.6 9/16 SHEPHERDS (252) 6 9 0
10-11*STREAMS (603) 14 12 1 53.8 10/ 8 SRETSAMLEUD (572) 6 9 0
11/12 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 941 816 %121 53.6 11/ 6*DARK FOREST INN (600) 6 9 0
12/ 8*DARK FOREST INN (600) 18 16 1 52.9 12/13 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 5 7 0
13/14 OUT OF THE HILLS (357) 120 111 9 51.9 13/18 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 4 3 0
14/13 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573) 30 28 3 51.7 14-19 NEXT GENERATION (547) 4 3 0
15/15 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 546 515 30 51.5 15-11*UNDERCOVER SKA (590) 4 6 0
16/16 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 765 761 48 50.1 16/ 7 PENTARCHIE-18 (508) 4 9 0
17/17 WASTELAND (207) 501 499 37 50.1 17-12 EDIBLES (604) 3 1 0
18-18 FROM THE FACE (545) 25 26 3 49.0 18-20 THE DARK TEMPLE (455) 3 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 504 537 26 48.4 19-14 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 3 3 0
20/20 BEAST MASTERS (567) 257 283 15 47.6 20/22 BEAST MASTERS (567) 3 6 0
21-21 THE SHADOWS (574) 63 73 5 46.3 21/30*THE BIKE SHOP (293) 3 7 0
22/23 RUN AND HYDE (537) 53 64 6 45.3 22-17 THE SHADOWS (574) 3 7 0
23/22 SRETSAMLEUD (572) 70 85 9 45.2 23-23 POWER PLANTS (302) 2 2 0
24/25 SHEPHERDS (252) 466 609 27 43.3 24/21 OUT OF THE HILLS (357) 2 2 0
25/26 UNTOUCHABLES (287) 119 166 8 41.8 25/25 THAT SUCKS! (372) 2 3 0
26/27 PENTARCHIE-18 (508) 158 224 6 41.4 26-28 FROM THE FACE (545) 1 0 0
27/28 ARROGANCE (347) 346 524 26 39.8 27-29*STREAMS (603) 1 1 0
28/30*THE BIKE SHOP (293) 11 18 1 37.9 28-27 TWILIGHT TEAM (71) 1 4 0
29-29 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549) 21 35 1 37.5 29-31*FEISTY POODLES (595) 1 4 0
30-31*UNDERCOVER SKA (590) 12 21 0 36.4 30-26 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549) 1 5 0
31-33 TWILIGHT TEAM (71) 20 54 0 27.0 31/32 ARROGANCE (347) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Battle Royal 3 -- http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br3
The Battle Royale is a head to head free for all contest open to any Talcama manager
willing to subject themselves to some of the fiercest competition Alastari has ever
seen!
Previous Winners:
BR1 - Doc Steele (Transel) BR2 - Manray
Short Rules:
No avoiding other contest teams (And this will be checked each turn).
Only Fights against contest warriors count.
Score = Wins + Kills - Losses
First team to 25 wins!
Full Rules:
Teams may not avoid any other team within the contest. Managers may only enter a
single team in the contest. Any manager with more than one team may not challenge
any other contest warrior with their non contest team(s). If a manager decides to
switch teams, his score will start back at 0. Input Errors will not cause the loss
of a point (but must be verified with RSI).
Scoring:
Scoring begins the turn your team declares participation.
Scoring continues through the turn your team withdraws.
Score is calculated by: Wins+Kills-Losses.
Only fights with other B.R. participants count towards your score, but they count
whether they are challenges or random match-ups.
First Manager to 25 points wins!
Prize is 6 months of free play for contest team. In event of tie, B.R. continues
until one team that has reached 25 points is ahead of all other participants.
The attempt has been made to make these rules as complete and bulletproof as
possible, but Assurnasirbanipal will resolve any disputes as fairly as he is capable.
Battle Royale Score
Overall Mgr Team Manager
Score Record IE Code Name Name
11 17-7-1 0 [G] The Guardians II Guardian
11 12-1-0 0 [M] Superior Forces 6N Manager
6 8-3-1 0 [F] Get Outta My Way Floyd
5 14-10-1 0 [AN] Shepherds Assurnasirbanipal
5 11-7-1 0 [DS] Thundr + Litening Doc Steele
3 12-10-1 0 [DD] Dark Forest Inn Dameon Darkheart
3 12-10-1 0 [JK] Run and Hyde Jekyll
2 9-8-1 0 [SX] Feisty Poodles Slaughter Priest
2 7-6-1 0 [MO] Ghaelie Sidhe Mordraith
1 14-15-2 0 [A] Untouchables Angus
1 10-10-1 0 [MQ] The Bike Shop Malaquar
0 5-6-1 0 [IF] Patronas Veritas II Ichabod Frothingslosh
-1 7-8-0 0 [DF] Dreih's Freaks Dreihdenflahg
-1 5-6-0 0 [PT] Doc Steele Fan Club Pip the Troll
-1 5-7-1 0 [SG] Sungod*Battle Royal Sungod
-1 1-2-0 0 [AF] Only in Las Vegas Alfredo Frothingslosh
-1 1-2-0 0 [SF] Come On Sylvester Frothingslosh
-1 0-1-0 0 [CF] Trouble Helix Chazz Frothingslosh
-1 0-1-0 0 [SJ] Soulthieves Saucy Jack
-2 16-19-1 0 [PP] Sretsamleud Phat Phat
-4 12-17-1 0 [GO] The Shadows Goat
-4 4-8-0 0 [RB] Undercover Ska Rude Buddha
-5 8-13-0 0 [D] Beast Masters Druid
-7 3-10-0 0 [TW] Of Wolf and Man 9 Tripwire
-8 7-15-0 0 [J] Burn N' Pillage Jolly
This Turn's Score: Record Points
A Angus 2-0-0 2
MQ Malaquar 2-1-0 1
AN Assurnasirbanipal 2-1-0 1
J Jolly 1-0-0 1
F Floyd 1-0-0 1
G Guardian 2-2-0 0
DS Doc Steele 1-1-0 0
D Druid 1-1-0 0
DD Dameon Darkheart 2-3-0 -1
JK Jekyll 1-2-0 -1
PT Pip the Troll 0-1-0 -1
PP Phat Phat 1-4-0 -3
Top Warriors (Points)
Lilith The Shadows 5-0-1 6
Iron Hands Lee The Guardians II 5-0-1 6
Cinderella Superior Forces 6N 5-0-0 5
Mary Shepherds 5-1-1 5
Moordar Dark Forest Inn 5-1-0 4
Gratch Run and Hyde 4-0-0 4
Chasity Belt The Guardians II 4-0-0 4
Destitute Noble Get Outta My Way 3-0-1 4
Bottom Warriors (Points)
Shen Jing Ghaelie Sidhe 0-4-0 -4
Kutu The Shadows 0-4-0 -4
Bagdhad Bob Patronas Veritas II 0-4-0 -4
Top 10 Warriors (Most Wins) # Wins
Moordar 5
Mary 5
Lilith 5
Iron Hands Lee 5
Cinderella 5
Scourge 4
Peon Necromancer 4
Paul 4
He 4
Gratch 4
Crankshaft 4
Chasity Belt 4
Bambi 4
Bottom 10 Warriors (Most Losses) #
Morrocco Mole 5
Shen Jing 4
Razor Hawk 4
People's Elbow 4
Peon Necromancer 4
Paul 4
Neon Discodancer 4
Muscle Bum 4
Marduk 4
Kutu 4
Jock 4
Chasek 4
Booter 4
Bagdhad Bob 4
Fight Results for Turn 473
Jock [G] over He [PP]
Vassal [DS] over Wonder Bra [G]
Paul [AN] over His Proctologist [PT]
Just Had A Big Gulp [F] over Moordar [DD]
Borgard [DD] over Muscle Bum [PP]
Hilt [DD] over Wiggler [DS]
Cadex CFM [MQ] over Peon Necromancer [PP]
Iron Hands Lee [G] over Morrocco Mole [D]
Gratch [JK] over D'Astra [DD]
Bambi [D] over Keeper of Souls [G]
Mary [AN] over Beast of the East [MQ]
Italic [A] over Wonderland [JK]
Kyniska [A] over Goat [PP]
Crankshaft [MQ] over WTF!?! [JK]
Example [PP] over Myllie [DD]
Booter [J] over Bart [AN]
Active Warriors by Manager
[A] Delahunt, Chiss, Italic, Kyniska
[AF] Babooshka, Zumanity, Whale
[AN] Wandering Star, Mary, Bart, Hannah, Paul
[CF] Proto-Sapien, Paramecipottamus, Giraffodil, Potatopillar
[D] Bambi, Razor Hawk, Morrocco Mole
[DD] D'Astra, Myllie, Moordar, Borgard, Hilt
[DF] Freeloader, Livid, Blob, Wino, Bozo
[DS] Wiggler, Scourge, Vassal
[F] Destitute Noble, Just Had A Big Gulp, Talon
[G] Keeper of Souls, Jock, Iron Hands Lee, Wonder Bra
[GO] Dark Mass, Lil' Eva, Marukka, Marduk, Chasek
[IF] Kenneth Lay, Slick Willie, Michael Moore, H. Clinton, Bagdhad Bob
[J] Alton, Grobraum, Reihe, Booter, Pickle Juice
[JK] WTF!?!, Beer Man, Wonderland, Gratch, Freak
[M] Montpelier, Cinderella, Point Man, Dallas, Providence
[MO] Caoimhin, Haseth, Shen Jing, Inzo, Jandolin
[MQ] Crankshaft, Cadex CFM, Beast of the East
[PP] Example, Goat, Dud, He, Muscle Bum, Peon Necromancer
[PT] His Proctologist, Staple Gun, Hoffa
[RB] Spaceman Spiff, Ska Daddy Z, Skabba The Hut, Rude Buddha
[SF] Black Sheets, Pink Hair, False Teeth
[SG] Loathe, Malign
[SJ] McCausland, Captain Booth, Faigenne, Mr Mash, Tommy Tulwar
[SX] Muffin, Phoebe, Precious, Scooter, Binky
[TW] Ragen, Royce, Takov
Teams in BR
Animal Pharm, Beast Masters, Burn N' Pillage, Come On, Dark Forest Inn
Doc Steele Fan Club, Dreih's Freaks, Feisty Poodles, Get Outta My Way
Ghaelie Sidhe, Golden Legion, Of Wolf and Man 9, Only in Las Vegas
Patronas Veritas II, Run and Hyde, Shepherds, Soulthieves, Sretsamleud
Sungod*Battle Royal, Superior Forces 6N, The Bike Shop, The Grateful Undead
The Guardians II, The Shadows, Thundr + Litening, Trouble Helix, Undercover Ska
Untouchables
Teams in BR
22, 218, 252, 287, 293, 451, 479, 493, 495, 498, 532, 533, 537, 549, 566, 567, 572
573, 574, 587, 588, 589, 590, 591, 593, 595, 596, 600
+ ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ The Dark Federation #2 ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +
Jhans:
"That is a fight you cannot win, Princess Morra," Chancellor Ethylbyrr said. He
leaned forward to emphasize his point, one hand on the report that had sparked the
discussion. "It is better not to enter a battle you cannot win."
"Darron wouldn't--"
"Princess, your brother is no longer a boy, he is a young man now," the old man
said. "He will not be pleased to receive...advice from his older sister, much less
commands. Even without his new friends, he would be reluctant to--"
"All right, you've made your point." She looked away. Looked out the window
across the city of Jhans, but she didn't really see it. Didn't want to see it, if
the truth be told. She was surprised to realize that what she really wanted to see
at this moment was her husband, Gryzash the Golden. She had not felt strongly about
him one way or the other, theirs had been a marriage of political expediency. But
Gryzash was--had been--a confident, decisive man. One whose very presence would awe
these quarreling nobles of Jhans into obedience. Unfortunately, Gryzash was dead.
Her thoughts shifted briefly to their son, Gorris. She might have stayed in Jhans to
fight the treacherous 'advisors' of her brother, except...it was her first duty to
protect her son and defend HIS heritage. Let Prince Darron worry about Jhans now.
It was time for her to leave him to it, for good or ill.
"I must take Gorris to Sibikhas," she said finally. "That is where my duty lies
now. That city is his to rule, by rights, but it is easier to hold onto power than
to win it back after it's been lost. Will you stay here and advise Darron?"
Ethylbyrr laughed sadly and shook his head. "The boy--the young man--wouldn't
have me," he said. "His new friends won't want to share the influence, and...I am a
reminder of his youth. Which he would prefer to forget as he strives to become a man
in his own eyes."
"If you remain in Jhans without a royal post, your life won't be worth--"
"It will be worth nothing at all," the old man said. "I will be dead by the
time you clear the city's gates."
She nodded. There was no mercy in the Delarquan Federation for someone who fell
from power. "Come with me to Sibikhas, then. It would be a shame to waste your wit
and experience, old friend."
The old man half rose from his seat across the table and bowed. "I would be
honored to serve you in Sibikhas or elsewhere, Princess." Seating himself again, he
said, "But you cannot simply decide to leave Jhans and then go. You will need, at
the very least, bodyguards. The Jhans Royal Guard you cannot take with you--they
belong here and will provide some protection from Darron, if he does not run
completely mad and dismiss them. So you will need--"
"Gladiators," she said firmly. "Two or three, at least, as many as half a dozen
perhaps. They are--"
"They are crude men, for the most part," Ethylbyrr protested.
"So? They are less likely than any others to have political axes of their own
to grind. I will have gladiators for bodyguards." She grimaced. "I will need
them."
This is a call for volunteers. A personal, or an email to Livia@reality.com will do
it.
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 484): WISPER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 370): MORADOR of RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 489): MARY RETZLAFF of AMERICAN APPRAISAL (?, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 485): LYSISTRATA of DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 484): FREDERICK DOUGLASS of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 488): IVANMOE of SOUL STRIPPERS II (Saucy Jack, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 486): POPCORN MACHINE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 480): KEPLER of THE MOONDOGS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 472): PROVIDENCE of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 471): TSUNAMI of STORM WARNING (Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 445): KATHLEEN of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 436): NUTCRACKER of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 189): ZOOLANDER of WITLESS WONDERS (Berylstar, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 422): DRAXUS BREMOORE of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 371): DROGOI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 175): BIRAN of THE WHITE COMPANY (Silverstroke, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 163): LUCIA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 320): BLACK WIDOW of SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (Soultaker, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 141): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 364): DOONE of FLAGG 16 from RODEKI (Flagg, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 484): BLOOD AND IRON (Polarius, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 370): KNOT WHOLE (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 489): SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 485): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 484): I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 488): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 486): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 480): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 472): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 471): BOOK OF STINK (Kleptov Grenufelbitz, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 445): BLITZKRIEG (Polarius, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 436): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 189): CHEAP SHOTS (?, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 422): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 371): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 175): INDULGENT DRINKS (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 163): THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 320): none
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 141): EPOCHOLYPSE (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 364): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 2 NIANIA (turn 370): MORADOR of RESURRECTION (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 489): GO FISH of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
(turn 488): THE MAN of FAMOUS HITTERS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 488): IVANMOE of SOUL STRIPPERS II (Saucy Jack, mgr.)
(turn 487): GRIZZLY ADAMS of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 486): POPCORN MACHINE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
SATOSHI KUNO of NINJAS (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
(turn 485): ISHINOMORI of NINJAS (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 472): PROVIDENCE of SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (Manager, mgr.)
(turn 471): PEOPLE'S ELBOW of UNTOUCHABLES (Angus, mgr.)
ACK VERT of PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 435): EAGLE'S NEST of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 175): BIRAN of THE WHITE COMPANY (Silverstroke, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 163): LUCIA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
GHASTLY MIGRAINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
With the throne being vacated by PROVIDENCE (who left for the Isle of the Eye early,
not bothering to fight his final fight here in Talcama), it would be a battle of
recognition points. With FORGED IN L.A. also inactive, the top two remaining
contenders fought, PEON NECROMANCER issuing a challenge to CADEX CFM. CADEX CFM
emerged victorious in 2 minutes and holds the throne of Talcama with only 5 arena
fights.
Hottest Warriors on the sands:
HE HATE ME (7-3) - Win against TALON
SCOURGE (7-3) - Win against HO HUM HO
Once again, 4-1 was the best mark put forward by any team. BIG MEAN FISH were the
only ones who did it and it was enough to jump them from 10th to 1st in the 3 turn
rankings.
Up challengers: 1-2 Warriors increasing recognition class: 11
Down challengers: 4-4 Warriors decreasing recognition class: 7
Most Challenged Warrior: TALON of GET OUTTA MY WAY
HE HATE ME savagely defeated TALON in popular 4 minute master's challenge.
Most Avoided Team: BIG MEAN FISH by CENTER FOR OLDS
Apparently the lots of managers left for the holidays, for only 19 managers fought
this cycle. That didn't mean any less work for the Dark Arena, though. 10 of the 44
fights were in the Dark Arena. The commission did have less paperwork, though, with
only 12 challenges recognized this turn.
WONDER BRA and VASSAL fought this turn, ending their contest in only 3 minutes. Not
what you would normally expect from two total parries, but I guess these total
parries have better things to do than run around in full armor until they or their
opponent falls down. I might recommend lessons for a few younger warriors (and some
older ones, too).
Two undefeated warriors took losses this turn. PAUL sent a big down challenge to end
HIS PROCTOLOGIST's run. MOORDAR got his challenge through to JUST HAD A BIG GULP,
but did anticipate the power a Big Gulp has on a warrior. There are two undefeated
streaks left in the arena to note. THUNDER THIGHS of THAT SUCKS! stands at 5-0 as an
Adept. On the other side of the coin, GRATCH of RUN AND HYDE is also 5-0, but only
has 16 recognition points.
VIGO, recently resurrected from the dead through his performance in the Dead
Tournament, got his invitation to Advanced Duelmasters. So instead of talking about
death this turn, we get to talk about immortality!
Happy holidays to all! -- Sherik
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CADEX CFM 3366 4 1 1 114 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FORGED IN L.A. 7433 14 18 0 112 NEXT GENERATION (547)
NEOSPHINCTER 7317 16 7 0 108 WASTELAND (207)
SCOURGE 7847 18 8 0 107 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
HE HATE ME 7820 16 11 2 105 WASTELAND (207)
VASSAL 7637 17 9 2 103 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-BACKALLY SALLY 6055 17 17 0 102 THE DARK TEMPLE (455)
IRON HANDS LEE 6621 14 5 2 102 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
BOOTER 7742 22 11 0 97 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
PEON NECROMANCER 7856 15 12 2 96 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
-EMMA MAE 5228 15 4 0 95 OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
PAUL 7804 15 11 0 93 SHEPHERDS (252)
TALON 7782 10 5 0 91 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RAZOR HAWK 7656 19 21 1 90 BEAST MASTERS (567)
HO HUM HO 7884 14 11 1 90 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-TECUMSEH 7401 9 8 3 90 POWER PLANTS (302)
WONDER BRA 6510 17 6 0 88 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
MORROCCO MOLE 7654 20 17 0 87 BEAST MASTERS (567)
FREAK 7300 13 6 2 84 RUN AND HYDE (537)
-CINDERELLA 7648 11 2 0 80 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
PURPLE FIREFISH 7982 10 6 0 79 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
SWEATCAKE 8217 4 3 1 76 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-CHASEK 7791 14 12 2 75 THE SHADOWS (574)
BART 7927 10 11 2 75 SHEPHERDS (252)
HOFFA 6021 9 6 0 75 DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
DO I LOOK FAT? 4864 16 7 0 74 THAT SUCKS! (372)
-BLACK-EYED SUSAN 6546 9 4 1 73 THE DARK TEMPLE (455)
FRENCH GRUNT 7981 7 9 0 72 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
PICKLE JUICE 7741 12 21 0 69 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
P'TIT GARS 7816 14 17 0 67 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
HIS PROCTOLOGIST 7951 6 1 0 67 DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HANNAH 7875 12 15 0 65 SHEPHERDS (252)
GOUT GOUT 7948 11 8 0 63 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
CRABS 5086 13 8 1 62 THAT SUCKS! (372)
-MARDUK 7835 13 10 0 61 THE SHADOWS (574)
BRICKTOP 7955 9 6 0 60 WASTELAND (207)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DO YOU LOVE ME? 5109 12 10 1 55 THAT SUCKS! (372)
-POINT MAN 7450 9 4 0 55 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
JOCK 7939 8 5 0 55 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
THUNDER THIGHS 5864 5 0 0 54 THAT SUCKS! (372)
-AGGRO 8233 4 1 0 52 STREAMS (603)
BAMBI 7926 6 7 0 51 BEAST MASTERS (567)
BORGARD 8196 5 2 0 51 DARK FOREST INN (600)
ASSUR 7821 9 21 2 50 ARROGANCE (347)
JUST HAD A BIG GULP 7863 9 3 1 47 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
BILLYJOEBOB 6066 7 5 1 47 OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
-LOWMAN 7864 3 2 0 47 POWER PLANTS (302)
-NIXON 7621 8 3 3 46 POWER PLANTS (302)
MUSCLE BUM 7919 11 12 0 45 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
-CREAM HORNS 8239 4 1 0 44 EDIBLES (604)
-DESTITUTE NOBLE 7817 6 3 1 41 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
STAPLE GUN 6024 5 6 0 40 DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
-GROK 8232 4 3 0 40 STREAMS (603)
MARY 8168 6 2 1 39 SHEPHERDS (252)
MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008 8 7 1 38 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RAGEN 7461 5 10 0 38 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
-JOLLY 7379 5 4 0 37 FROM THE FACE (545)
-ROYCE 7459 6 6 1 35 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
-TAKOV 7457 6 9 0 35 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
REIHE 8044 6 3 0 35 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-THE MUFFIN MAN 7377 5 7 1 35 FROM THE FACE (545)
KEEPER OF SOULS 8015 5 6 0 35 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
-STICKY BUNS 8238 5 4 0 35 EDIBLES (604)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOORDAR 8193 6 1 0 33 DARK FOREST INN (600)
GROBRAUM 8045 5 4 0 33 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
HILT 8195 3 4 0 33 DARK FOREST INN (600)
HE 8183 5 3 0 32 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
-DARKON 474 6 10 0 30 TWILIGHT TEAM (71)
-DARKSTAR 475 7 7 0 28 TWILIGHT TEAM (71)
LE PAIN DLG 8016 6 8 0 28 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
-LEE'S MUFFINS 8237 4 1 0 27 EDIBLES (604)
-NONCHALANT 8231 3 2 0 25 STREAMS (603)
-GLOAMING 4897 4 8 0 24 TWILIGHT TEAM (71)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRANKSHAFT 8149 4 1 0 23 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
-JOHN BOY 8213 4 1 0 22 OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
-MARUKKA 8006 5 6 0 21 THE SHADOWS (574)
-BASILISK 6743 3 1 0 21 THE DARK TEMPLE (455)
WIGGLER 8088 2 2 1 21 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
KYNISKA 8289 2 3 0 21 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
-WILL THE BIKER 8290 2 0 0 21 NEXT GENERATION (547)
-SCOOTER 8154 3 3 1 20 FEISTY POODLES (595)
-PRECIOUS 8155 5 1 0 19 FEISTY POODLES (595)
ADELAIDE 8151 3 6 0 19 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
POOPIEHEAD 8295 2 3 0 19 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-DATA LOSS 8029 2 0 0 19 NEXT GENERATION (547)
-HONEY BUNS 8240 4 2 0 18 EDIBLES (604)
HUMBUG 8276 3 2 0 18 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-MONTPELIER 7962 2 1 0 17 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
-SLOWHAND 8229 0 3 0 17 STREAMS (603)
GRATCH 8285 5 0 0 16 RUN AND HYDE (537)
QUINTAL 8341 1 0 0 16 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
-RUDE BUDDHA 8066 3 4 0 15 UNDERCOVER SKA (590)
-BINKY 8153 4 2 0 14 FEISTY POODLES (595)
-PHOEBE 8156 4 2 0 14 FEISTY POODLES (595)
BEAST OF THE EAST 3365 2 4 0 14 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
-LIL' EVA 8305 2 1 0 13 THE SHADOWS (574)
-SKABBA THE HUT 8299 2 1 0 13 UNDERCOVER SKA (590)
-HALLWIN 7885 1 0 0 13 THE DARK TEMPLE (455)
-UMBRA 5076 2 6 0 12 TWILIGHT TEAM (71)
ITALIC 8288 3 2 0 11 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
WONDERLAND 8286 2 3 0 9 RUN AND HYDE (537)
-BETSYSUEANN 6067 1 2 0 9 OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
-SKA DADDY Z 8331 1 0 0 8 UNDERCOVER SKA (590)
BLUE DEVIL 8275 1 4 0 7 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-MUSTAFA 6679 0 1 0 7 THE DARK TEMPLE (455)
-THE CRUSHER 8050 0 2 0 6 NEXT GENERATION (547)
-BREMO 7823 0 2 0 6 POWER PLANTS (302)
-NEWBIE TM 7376 1 1 1 5 FROM THE FACE (545)
CHISS 8312 1 2 0 5 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
EXAMPLE 8357 1 0 0 5 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
-MUFFIN 8298 1 0 0 5 FEISTY POODLES (595)
-CAUCHEMAR 5221 0 5 0 5 TWILIGHT TEAM (71)
WTF!?! 8335 1 1 0 4 RUN AND HYDE (537)
GOAT 8336 1 1 0 4 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SOCIAL BASHER 8277 1 0 0 3 STREAMS (603)
ALTON 8297 0 3 0 3 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-SLEAZEE 7378 0 3 0 3 FROM THE FACE (545)
WANDERING STAR 8310 0 3 0 3 SHEPHERDS (252)
-DARK MASS 8322 0 2 0 2 THE SHADOWS (574)
MYLLIE 8342 0 1 0 1 DARK FOREST INN (600)
-SPACEMAN SPIFF 8332 0 1 0 1 UNDERCOVER SKA (590)
D'ASTRA 8343 0 1 0 1 DARK FOREST INN (600)
HEADACHES 8311 0 1 0 1 THAT SUCKS! (372)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
FLAT TIRE 8339 0 1 0 THE BIKE SHOP 293 MOUNTAIN TROLL 422 473 NONE
BROKE SPOKE 8340 0 1 0 THE BIKE SHOP 293 SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 473 NONE
COMA TOAST 8139 3 6 1 CENTER FOR OLDS 108 AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 473 NONE
SHREE 8194 2 3 1 DARK FOREST INN 600 DESTITUTE NOBLE 7817 471
JELLY ROLL 8236 2 1 0 EDIBLES 604 BART 7927 469 NOT REVE
#4 8338 0 1 0 GET OUTTA MY WAY 573 DARK CHAMPION 428 473 NONE
I SMELL BACON 8255 1 1 0 GET OUTTA MY WAY 573 SHREE 8194 469 REVENGED
HI-MUN 8354 0 1 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479 STONE GOLEM 430 473 NONE
BEER MAN 8319 0 3 0 RUN AND HYDE 537 SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 473 NONE
SHAVED TOO CLOSE 8167 3 2 0 SHEPHERDS 252 SWEATCAKE 8217 470
DELAHUNT 8313 1 2 0 UNTOUCHABLES 287 SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 473 NONE
BLEH 8356 0 1 0 UNTOUCHABLES 287 STONE GOLEM 430 473 NONE
DA1 8363 0 1 0 WASTELAND 207 ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 473 NONE
DA2 8364 0 1 0 WASTELAND 207 BLACK ORC 424 473 NONE
MAYOR MCCHEESE 7903 11 10 0 WASTELAND 207 HO HUM HO 7884 470
PERSONAL ADS
2 December 2003
ZalCon2, ZalCon Reloaded
Where: Jhelum, DM 4
When: February 9th or 23rd, 2003 (TBA when Mail In date set)
How Long: 20 Turns
Restrictions: Zero FE at start of contest. Must announce warrior styles by second
arena fight to receive points. No prize modified warriors. No entry to July Face,
No TV Challenges. All prizes to be used exclusively on warriors from the contest
team only.
Awards:
First Initiate Duelmaster (FID): First warrior announced in the contest to
reach the throne.
Prize: Limited Damage Potion, increasing damage for 1 warrior by one rating to
max for ST/SZ.
Warrior MVP: Top warrior based on MVP points accrued in the contest.
Prize: Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge for any warrior on team, +1
to bonus in any skill area up to max for style for 1 warrior on team, 2
nights stay at Winter FTF Hotel.
Team MVP: Top Team based on MVP points accrued in contest by all the teams
warriors.
Prize: Limited Damage Potion, Favorites Knowledge, +1 to Bonus, 6 Months Free
Play, 20 Rollups.
Warrior MVP Top 11: Next 10 warriors on MVP list at the end of the contest.
Prize: +1 to Bonus
Style Master: Top warrior in each style based on Style Master points accrued in
the contest.
Prize: Favorites Knowledge of any warrior on team.
Iron Manager Award: Minimum 95 fights in contest by any team.
Prize: Choice of free entry for team to 2005 Winter Face or +1 to Bonus for one
warrior.
MVP Point System: +1 for Win, Fight, Kill, Recognition Leader (after Round 3), -1
Death, +2 Duelmaster, +2 each 3 Consecutive turns as DM, +1 Quality Win (any win over
opponent with 5 or more Rec), +1 for each 10 Rec points over 5 in win (+1 for 5-14
above, +2 for 15-24 above, +3 for 25-34 above).
Style Master Point System: +2 Style Master, +1 Win vs. Same Style Opponent, +1 Win
vs. Same Style Master, +1 for 3 Consecutive Turns as Style Master (rolling).
Please direct any question about rules or clarifications to me, Robert
Occhipinti, via Diplo to DM74, 1988 Dodgers or email to zalgor@hotmail.com. All
rules decisions made by me are final and binding within the confines of this contest.
8 December 2003
Greetings! I would like to invite everyone to Jhans (DM 36) for the first annual kLk
St. Valentine's Day Massacre (kill contest). We will start the contest off with the
ceremonial burning of the Andorian flag on turn 450. (Six turns away. Roughly mid-
February.) The contest will run for 10 turns. On turn 461, 3 separate victors will
be announced. Team with the most kills, warrior with the most kills, and alliance
with the most kills. Prizes will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most
kills and to the manager of the warrior with the most kills. The prizes will
probably be team roll-ups. The number of roll-ups has yet to be determined. The
contest is sponsored by Jhans' newest, (but by the time the contest starts) largest
alliance, the kLk (pronounced "klick"). -- Polarius, mgr. of Blitzkrieg DM 36
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
COMA TOAST was butchered by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BEER MAN was butchered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DELAHUNT was murdered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
BLEH was killed by STONE GOLEM in a action packed 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
HI-MUN was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena contest.
DA1 was assassinated by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
#4 was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
FLAT TIRE was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BROKE SPOKE was executed by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA2 was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HANNAH was handily defeated by SWEATCAKE in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
PEON NECROMANCER was viciously subdued by CADEX CFM in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
WONDER BRA was defeated by VASSAL in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
NEOSPHINCTER handily defeated DO I LOOK FAT? in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PAUL outlasted HIS PROCTOLOGIST in a 10 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
HE HATE ME savagely defeated TALON in a popular 4 minute master's Challenge match.
BRICKTOP overcame ASSUR in a action packed 5 minute Challenge fight.
MOORDAR was defeated by JUST HAD A BIG GULP in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
MUSCLE BUM was vanquished by BORGARD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
WIGGLER was devastated by HILT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
POOPIEHEAD overpowered ALTON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
WANDERING STAR was savagely defeated by HUMBUG in a 3 minute novice's Challenge bout.
BOOTER unbelievably bested BART in a popular 3 minute gory master's competition.
SCOURGE won victory over HO HUM HO in a action packed 4 minute veteran's match.
IRON HANDS LEE viciously subdued MORROCCO MOLE in a popular 2 minute master's fray.
PURPLE FIREFISH defeated PICKLE JUICE in a action packed 1 minute brutal fight.
FREAK overpowered GOUT GOUT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
RAZOR HAWK demolished DO YOU LOVE ME? in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
P'TIT GARS lost to HOFFA in a action packed 1 minute veteran's fray.
FRENCH GRUNT overpowered BILLYJOEBOB in a 1 minute uneven competition.
CRABS narrowly defeated MIDNIGHT ANGEL in a 8 minute gory fight.
JOCK viciously subdued HE in a slow 10 minute brutal fray.
THUNDER THIGHS subdued GROBRAUM in a popular 3 minute fight.
KEEPER OF SOULS was overpowered by BAMBI in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LE PAIN DLG was overcome by STAPLE GUN in a 2 minute match.
MARY devastated BEAST OF THE EAST in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
REIHE devastated ADELAIDE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ITALIC outwaited WONDERLAND in a tiring 21 minute beginner's bout.
KYNISKA demolished GOAT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CHISS was demolished by QUINTAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GRATCH outlasted D'ASTRA in a unpopular 9 minute novice's duel.
WTF!?! was demolished by CRANKSHAFT in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BLUE DEVIL savagely defeated HEADACHES in a dull 19 minute gruesome novice's fight.
MYLLIE was bested by EXAMPLE in a action packed 3 minute amateur's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 18 TOTAL PARRY 145 - 92 - 3 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 WALL OF STEEL 59 - 55 - 4 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 13 SLASHING ATTACK 56 - 62 - 1 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 AIMED BLOW 34 - 39 - 3 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 LUNGING ATTACK 87 - 136 - 6 39 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 47 - 74 - 6 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 22 - 38 - 0 37 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 BASHING ATTACK 50 - 88 - 6 36 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 23 - 1 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 25 - 1 31 |
Turn 473 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 9 4 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 3 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 10 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 9 - 9 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK CADEX CFM 3366 4 1 1 114 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 7317 16 7 0 108 WASTELAND (207)
TOTAL PARRY SCOURGE 7847 18 8 0 107 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
LUNGING ATTACK HE HATE ME 7820 16 11 2 105 WASTELAND (207)
BASHING ATTACK IRON HANDS LEE 6621 14 5 2 102 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
WALL OF STEEL TALON 7782 10 5 0 91 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
SLASHING ATTACK PURPLE FIREFISH 7982 10 6 0 79 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
PARRY-LUNGE SWEATCAKE 8217 4 3 1 76 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008 8 7 1 38 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PICKLE JUICE 7741. The most popular warrior this
turn was HE HATE ME 7820. The ten other most popular fighters were BART 7927, HO HUM
HO 7884, IRON HANDS LEE 6621, CADEX CFM 3366, ASSUR 7821, MYLLIE 8342, BLEH 8356,
GROBRAUM 8045, SCOURGE 7847, and PURPLE FIREFISH 7982.
The least popular fighter this week was ITALIC 8288. The other ten least popular
fighters were WONDERLAND 8286, HEADACHES 8311, PAUL 7804, HE 8183, GRATCH 8285, HIS
PROCTOLOGIST 7951, BLUE DEVIL 8275, MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008, WTF!?! 8335, and CHISS 8312.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
VIGO (18-6086) ALCHEMY (443)
The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:
PROVIDENCE (18-6818) SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)