DUELMASTERS NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/19/2004 Duedate: 01/31/2004
TALCAMA ARENA
DM-18 TURN-475
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
NEOSPHINCTER
WASTELAND (207)
(18-7317) [18-7-0,125]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
NEOSPHINCTER BORGARD
WASTELAND (207) DARK FOREST INN (600)
(18-7317) [18-7-0,125] (18-8196) [7-2-0,77]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PICKLE JUICE HO HUM HO
BURN N' PILLAGE (218) CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
(18-7741) [12-23-0,71] (18-7884) [16-11-1,120]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BIG MEAN FISH (171)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE SHADOWS (574) 57
2. BIG MEAN FISH (171) 44 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
3. DARK FOREST INN (600) 41 Unchartered Team
4. MAD SCIENTISTS (75) 40
5. UNTOUCHABLES (287) 34 DARK FOREST INN (600)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 THE GUARDIANS II (479) 77 46 2 62.6 1/ 1 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 10 5 1
2/ 3 NEXT GENERATION (547) 130 97 9 57.3 2/ 4 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 9 6 0
3- 4 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 89 68 3 56.7 3/ 6 SHEPHERDS (252) 8 7 0
4- 5 THAT SUCKS! (372) 86 69 8 55.5 4/ 5 WASTELAND (207) 7 6 0
5/ 7 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 944 818 %121 53.6 5/ 8*DARK FOREST INN (600) 7 8 0
6/ 8 DOC STEELE FAN CLU (451) 24 21 0 53.3 6/ 3 THE GUARDIANS II (479) 7 8 0
7/12 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573) 34 30 3 53.1 7/12 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 5 3 0
8/11*DARK FOREST INN (600) 23 21 1 52.3 8/16 BEAST MASTERS (567) 5 4 0
9- 9 OUT OF THE HILLS (357) 120 111 9 51.9 9/13 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573) 5 4 0
10/10 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 548 523 30 51.2 10/ 9 DOC STEELE FAN CLU (451) 5 5 0
11/ 0 MAD SCIENTISTS (75) 663 634 53 51.1 11/ 2 RUN AND HYDE (537) 5 9 1
12/13 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 772 764 48 50.3 12/24 THE SHADOWS (574) 4 1 0
13/14 WASTELAND (207) 505 503 37 50.1 13/15 UNTOUCHABLES (287) 4 8 0
14/15 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 510 541 27 48.5 14/14 PENTARCHIE-18 (508) 4 9 0
15/16 BEAST MASTERS (567) 260 286 15 47.6 15/10 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 4 11 0
16/17 THE SHADOWS (574) 67 74 5 47.5 16/ 7 SRETSAMLEUD (572) 4 11 0
17/18 RUN AND HYDE (537) 56 70 7 44.4 17/ 0 MAD SCIENTISTS (75) 3 2 0
18/19 SRETSAMLEUD (572) 73 92 9 44.2 18-11 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 2 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/20 SHEPHERDS (252) 472 613 27 43.5 19-20 THAT SUCKS! (372) 2 3 0
20/21 UNTOUCHABLES (287) 121 171 8 41.4 20-19*THE BIKE SHOP (293) 2 3 0
21/22 PENTARCHIE-18 (508) 161 230 6 41.2 21/18 NEXT GENERATION (547) 1 2 0
22/23 ARROGANCE (347) 347 525 26 39.8 22/22 ARROGANCE (347) 1 2 0
23-24*THE BIKE SHOP (293) 11 18 1 37.9 23-27 OUT OF THE HILLS (357) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Battle Royal 3 -- http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br3
The Battle Royale is a head to head free for all contest open to any Talcama manager
willing to subject themselves to some of the fiercest competition Alastari has ever
seen!
Previous Winners:
BR1 - Doc Steele (Transel) BR2 - Manray
Short Rules:
No avoiding other contest teams (And this will be checked each turn).
Only Fights against contest warriors count.
Score = Wins + Kills - Losses
First team to 25 wins!
Battle Royale Score
Overall Mgr Team Manager
Score Record IE Code Name Name
12 14-2-0 0 [M] Superior Forces 6N Manager
11 20-10-1 0 [G] The Guardians II Guardian
7 18-12-1 0 [AN] Shepherds Assurnasirbanipal
7 10-4-1 0 [F] Get Outta My Way Floyd
6 13-8-1 0 [DS] Thundr + Litening Doc Steele
4 17-14-1 0 [DD] Dark Forest Inn Dameon Darkheart
1 10-10-1 0 [MQ] The Bike Shop Malaquar
1 2-1-0 0 [NN] Mad Scientists Neon Necromancer
0 14-15-1 0 [JK] Run and Hyde Jekyll
-1 16-18-1 0 [GO] The Shadows Goat
-1 15-18-2 0 [A] Untouchables Angus
-1 7-8-0 0 [PT] Doc Steele Fan Club Pip the Troll
-4 19-24-1 0 [PP] Sretsamleud Phat Phat
-5 11-16-0 0 [D] Beast Masters Druid
-11 9-20-0 0 [J] Burn N' Pillage Jolly
This Turn's Score: Record Points
GO Goat 4-1-0 3
AN Assurnasirbanipal 3-0-0 3
DD Dameon Darkheart 3-2-0 1
NN Neon Necromancer 2-1-0 1
D Druid 2-1-0 1
F Floyd 1-0-0 1
PT Pip the Troll 1-1-0 0
DS Doc Steele 1-1-0 0
A Angus 1-1-0 0
G Guardian 2-3-0 -1
J Jolly 1-2-0 -1
PP Phat Phat 0-4-0 -4
JK Jekyll 0-4-0 -4
Top Warriors (Points)
Iron Hands Lee The Guardians II 6-0-1 7
Lilith The Shadows 5-0-1 6
Moordar Dark Forest Inn 6-1-0 5
Cinderella Superior Forces 6N 5-0-0 5
Gratch Run and Hyde 5-1-0 4
Mary Shepherds 5-2-1 4
Chasity Belt The Guardians II 4-0-0 4
Destitute Noble Get Outta My Way 3-0-1 4
Bottom Warriors (Points)
Shen Jing Ghaelie Sidhe 0-4-0 -4
Kutu The Shadows 0-4-0 -4
Bagdhad Bob Patronas Veritas II 0-4-0 -4
Top 10 Warriors (Most Wins) # Wins
Iron Hands Lee 6
Paul 6
Moordar 6
Borgard 5
Cinderella 5
Gratch 5
Lilith 5
Mary 5
Scourge 5
He 5
Bottom 10 Warriors (Most Losses) #
Peon Necromancer 6
Muscle Bum 5
Booter 5
Jock 5
Morrocco Mole 5
Razor Hawk 5
Fight Results for Turn 475
Myllie [DD] over Goat [PP]
Wiggler [DS] over Gratch [JK]
Iron Hands Lee [G] over Scourge [DS]
Paul [AN] over His Proctologist [PT]
Chasek [GO] over Freak [JK]
Bart [AN] over Keeper of Souls [G]
Razor Hawk [D] over Muscle Bum [PP]
Marduk [GO] over Wonder Bra [G]
Just Had A Big Gulp [F] over Hilt [DD]
Borgard [DD] over Pickle Juice [J]
Alton [J] over Dark Mass [GO]
Best Destiny [G] over Greivance [JK]
Morrocco Mole [D] over Peon Necromancer [PP]
Hannah [AN] over Absolute Zero [NN]
Kyniska [A] over Bambi [D]
Parallax [NN] over Jock [G]
Moordar [DD] over Wonderland [JK]
Staple Gun [PT] over Grobraum [J]
Lil' Eva [GO] over Vertigo [A]
Ramjet [NN] over Example [PP]
Marukka [GO] over D'Astra [DD]
Active Warriors by Manager
[A] Vertigo, Kyniska
[AN] Wandering Star, Mary, Bart, Hannah, Paul
[D] Bambi, Razor Hawk, Morrocco Mole
[DD] D'Astra, Myllie, Moordar, Borgard, Hilt
[DS] Smunch, Wiggler, Scourge, Vassal
[F] Was That Exlax?, Destitute Noble, Just Had A Big Gulp, Talon
[G] Best Destiny, Keeper of Souls, Jock, Iron Hands Lee, Wonder Bra
[GO] Dark Mass, Lil' Eva, Marukka, Marduk, Chasek
[J] Alton, Grobraum, Reihe, Booter, Pickle Juice
[JK] Greivance, Wonderland, Gratch, Freak
[M] Montpelier, Cinderella, Point Man, Dallas
[MQ] Crankshaft, Cadex CFM, Beast of the East
[NN] The Atomizer, Parallax, Absolute Zero, Ramjet, Boson
[PP] Example, Goat, He, Muscle Bum, Peon Necromancer
[PT] His Proctologist, Staple Gun, Hoffa
Teams in BR (Alphabetical)
Animal Pharm, Beast Masters, Burn N' Pillage, Come On
Dark Forest Inn, Doc Steele Fan Club, Dreih's Freaks, Feisty Poodles
Get Outta My Way, Ghaelie Sidhe, Golden Legion, Mad Scientists
Of Wolf and Man 9, Only in Las Vegas, Patronas Veritas II
Run and Hyde, Shepherds, Soulthieves, Sretsamleud
Sungod*Battle Royal, Superior Forces 6N, The Bike Shop
The Grateful Undead, The Guardians II, The Shadows, Thundr + Litening
Trouble Helix, Undercover Ska, Untouchables
Teams in BR (Numerical)
22, 75, 218, 252, 287, 293, 451, 479, 493, 495, 498, 532, 533, 537
549, 566, 567, 572, 573, 574, 587, 588, 589, 590, 591, 593, 595, 596
600
SPY REPORT
And the Duelmaster of Talcama, after 475 turns of dueling is none other than
NEOSPHINCTER, after getting a matchup with VASSAL, one of the many TP's in the arena.
As is so often the case, NEOSPHINCTER, as the Duelmaster, gets invited to the Isle of
the Eye next turn, making the day for the 5 TP's in the top 11 warriors.
The MAD SCIENTISTS returned to Talcama and the Battle Royal. Welcome back, NEON
NECROMANCER! I am doing the BR reports and hopefully got you in correctly this turn.
Live scoring really does help a contest and I'm doing my best.
3 teams went 4-1 this turn; BIG MEAN FISH, THE SHADOWS, and SHEPHERDS. The first two
won the revolving team awards. BORGARD carried his top unchartered recognition award
into the champions class for his final turn as an unchartered warrior. PICKLE JUICE
is still the most popular (and oldest) warrior here, but this turn, HO HUM HO
captured the hearts of many by beating BOOTER.
17 warriors moved up a class, led by MARDUK in a big win over WONDER BRA. Only 4
warriors moved down a class. Challenges followed the normal pattern with up
challengers going 3-4, down challengers going 6-2. Obviously, challenging up or down
is not what makes you win or lose, but challenging wisely.
And of course, everyone always wants to know the most challenged warrior. This turn,
it was GRATCH. And again, it was a TV that caught him. WIGGLER made the TV
challenge and won it. The most avoided team, if it means anything with the Battle
Royal going on, was WASTELAND by SHEPHERDS.
The longest fight was only 7 minutes with HANNAH beating ABSOLUTE ZERO. The shortest
fight was EXAMPLE being shown one by RAMJET.
The hottest warriors now on the sands are HO HUM HO (7-3), TALON (7-3), SCOURGE (7-
3), BART (7-3), MIDNIGHT ANGEL (7-3), MARY (7-3). What a long list! These warriors
have fought every turn for the last ten turns and won 7. Of course, IRON HANDS LEE
did even better than that, but he's gone now. These are the warrior who have been
the best! And everyone wants to be the best! -- Sherik
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NEOSPHINCTER 7317 18 7 0 125 WASTELAND (207)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HO HUM HO 7884 16 11 1 120 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
FORGED IN L.A. 7433 15 18 0 119 NEXT GENERATION (547)
-CADEX CFM 3366 4 1 1 114 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
TALON 7782 12 5 0 106 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
MORROCCO MOLE 7654 22 17 0 105 BEAST MASTERS (567)
PAUL 7804 17 11 0 102 SHEPHERDS (252)
SCOURGE 7847 19 9 0 100 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
BOOTER 7742 22 13 0 99 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-EMMA MAE 5228 15 4 0 95 OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
-DALLAS 6860 7 27 0 95 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
PEON NECROMANCER 7856 15 14 2 94 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
CHASEK 7791 15 12 2 94 THE SHADOWS (574)
VASSAL 7637 17 10 2 93 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
RAZOR HAWK 7656 20 22 1 92 BEAST MASTERS (567)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HE HATE ME 7820 16 13 2 90 WASTELAND (207)
MARDUK 7835 14 10 0 90 THE SHADOWS (574)
FRENCH GRUNT 7981 8 10 0 88 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
HIS PROCTOLOGIST 7951 7 2 0 83 DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
HANNAH 7875 14 15 0 80 SHEPHERDS (252)
-CINDERELLA 7648 11 2 0 80 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
HOFFA 6021 10 7 0 78 DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
BORGARD 8196 7 2 0 77 DARK FOREST INN (600)
-DO I LOOK FAT? 4864 16 7 0 74 THAT SUCKS! (372)
WONDER BRA 6510 18 7 0 73 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
BART 7927 11 12 2 73 SHEPHERDS (252)
PURPLE FIREFISH 7982 10 8 0 73 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
FREAK 7300 13 8 2 71 RUN AND HYDE (537)
PICKLE JUICE 7741 12 23 0 71 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
GOUT GOUT 7948 12 9 0 70 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
BRICKTOP 7955 11 6 0 70 WASTELAND (207)
P'TIT GARS 7816 14 19 0 69 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
ABSOLUTE ZERO 7586 9 3 0 67 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SWEATCAKE 8217 5 4 1 66 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008 10 7 1 63 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-CRABS 5086 13 8 1 62 THAT SUCKS! (372)
ASSUR 7821 10 22 2 61 ARROGANCE (347)
PARALLAX 7730 7 2 2 60 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
MUSCLE BUM 7919 12 13 0 57 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DO YOU LOVE ME? 5109 12 10 1 55 THAT SUCKS! (372)
-THUNDER THIGHS 5864 5 0 0 54 THAT SUCKS! (372)
KEEPER OF SOULS 8015 6 7 0 50 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
-POINT MAN 7450 9 5 0 48 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
REIHE 8044 7 4 0 48 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
THE ATOMIZER 7753 6 2 0 48 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
-BILLYJOEBOB 6066 7 5 1 47 OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
JUST HAD A BIG GULP 7863 10 4 1 46 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
MARY 8168 7 3 1 43 SHEPHERDS (252)
JOCK 7939 8 7 0 41 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
-DESTITUTE NOBLE 7817 6 3 1 41 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
KYNISKA 8289 4 3 0 41 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
STAPLE GUN 6024 6 7 0 40 DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
ADELAIDE 8151 5 6 0 40 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
HILT 8195 4 5 0 38 DARK FOREST INN (600)
HE 8183 6 4 0 36 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MOORDAR 8193 7 2 0 35 DARK FOREST INN (600)
POOPIEHEAD 8295 4 3 0 34 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WIGGLER 8088 3 2 1 33 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
LE PAIN DLG 8016 7 9 0 30 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
BAMBI 7926 6 9 0 27 BEAST MASTERS (567)
HUMBUG 8276 4 3 0 27 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
MARUKKA 8006 6 6 0 26 THE SHADOWS (574)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CRANKSHAFT 8149 4 1 0 23 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
-JOHN BOY 8213 4 1 0 22 OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
WAS THAT EXLAX? 8377 1 0 0 22 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
GROBRAUM 8045 5 6 0 21 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
BOSON 7754 3 4 0 21 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
-MONTPELIER 7962 3 1 0 20 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
GRATCH 8285 6 1 0 19 RUN AND HYDE (537)
-DATA LOSS 8029 2 0 0 19 NEXT GENERATION (547)
LIL' EVA 8305 3 1 0 16 THE SHADOWS (574)
SMUNCH 8337 1 0 0 16 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
RAMJET 8018 1 0 0 16 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
-BEAST OF THE EAST 3365 2 4 0 14 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
WONDERLAND 8286 3 4 0 13 RUN AND HYDE (537)
MYLLIE 8342 1 2 0 13 DARK FOREST INN (600)
ALTON 8297 1 4 0 13 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
SCARLET WRASSE 8396 1 0 1 11 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-BETSYSUEANN 6067 1 2 0 9 OUT OF THE HILLS (357)
D'ASTRA 8343 0 3 0 9 DARK FOREST INN (600)
WANDERING STAR 8310 0 5 0 9 SHEPHERDS (252)
LIPPS MCFRENZY 8373 1 1 0 8 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
WILL THE BIKER 8290 2 1 0 7 NEXT GENERATION (547)
EXAMPLE 8357 2 1 0 7 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
GOAT 8336 1 3 0 6 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
-THE CRUSHER 8050 0 2 0 6 NEXT GENERATION (547)
QUINTAL 8341 1 2 0 5 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
BEST DESTINY 8383 1 0 0 5 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
DARK MASS 8322 0 3 0 3 THE SHADOWS (574)
GREIVANCE 8385 0 1 0 1 RUN AND HYDE (537)
VERTIGO 8393 0 1 0 1 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
-HEADACHES 8311 0 1 0 1 THAT SUCKS! (372)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SHREE 8194 2 3 1 DARK FOREST INN 600 DESTITUTE NOBLE 7817 471 NONE
HOLO BOOBOO 8329 0 1 0 NEXT GENERATION 547 SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 475 NONE
GROUMF 8376 0 1 0 PENTARCHIE-18 508 SCARLET WRASSE 8396 475
WTF!?! 8335 2 2 1 RUN AND HYDE 537 BANDIT PRINCESS 429 475 NONE
ITALIC 8288 3 4 0 UNTOUCHABLES 287 DARK CHAMPION 428 475 NONE
PEDRO 8394 0 1 0 UNTOUCHABLES 287 SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 475 NONE
SUNSHINE BUDDY 8374 0 1 0 WASTELAND 207 MOUNTAIN TROLL 422 475 NONE
SHENANIGANS 8375 0 1 0 WASTELAND 207 MOUNTAIN TROLL 422 475 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Suave -- You don't send me flowers anymore. -- Faith
Assur and/or Whoever is Scoring Now -- As soon as we're back, we're in the Battle
Royale. -- Neon Necromancer and Mad Scientists
Phat Phat -- Are you going to 47 to defend the Turf War title? OP-31 and I are
waiting to hear from you and Skullagrim. -- Goat
All -- Happy Yule to all managers of Talcama. May the New Year bring you 5-0 turns
when you need them the most and the strength and wisdom to deal with all problems
that might foreshadow our future. -- Goat
His Proctologist -- Game on. -- Shepherds
Reihe -- I think my intelligence was a bit off on that one. Not sure what I thought
you were, but that was not what I wanted to see. Can I convince you that I was
having sympathy for your team's standing in the BR? I didn't think so, but I had to
try. -- Assur
Sweatcake -- Ouch.... -- Wandering Star
Freak -- Freak! -- Paul
P'Tit Gars -- You were in the wrong place at the wrong time. -- Hannah
Neosphincter -- Stay away from me this turn. I want nothing to do with the throne.
Au contraire, I'm looking to help out Assur's pal, BWD, in his quest to graduate a
PR. -- Forged in L.A.
BR Comments
Ten turns into the BR and two teams are basically halfway to the goal. We'll see if
they can continue their runs. Guardian is dealing with graduations. Manager doesn't
have to deal with replacements, but is there any way for him to continue with his
win/loss percentage?!? Good job to both of them. I'd say good luck, but I really
don't want either of them to have it!
The biggest surprise for me has to be Jolly, holding up the rear. Fortunes can
change rapidly in this contest, though, as Doc Steele showed last time, going from
last to respectability in a very short time.
The Participation award goes to Phat Phat, recording one fight less than 80% of
the possible fights as scoring fights.
Death looked like it was going to be very common early on, but since then,
Talcama has been without death with only 1 kill in the last 4 turns.
Finally, I hope that with the holidays over, we see more participation in all
aspects of this arena. That is my goal with the BR and the reason the prize is what
it is....
See you all on the sands! -- Assur
10 January 2004
ZalCon2 Updates (1/9/04)
The contest will be starting on the turn due February 23rd, 2004 and run for 20
turns.
Only one team will be allowed for each manager in the contest, regardless of
whether additional teams are announced as contest entries. No exceptions for any
reason.
The Style Master points should read that there is +1 point for beating a member
of your own style even if the warrior is not registered for the contest.
Rolling points for consecutive turns as Style Master means that your warrior
gets the extra point every turn after the first 3 that he continues to hold the
title.
The points for Quality Wins should be clarified to read the winning warrior is
ranked below by the number of recognition points needed for each bonus point at the
start of the fight. For example, Warrior A (3-2-0, 17) beats Warrior B (4-1-0, 35)
and receives 2 bonus points under Quality Win for the 18 point difference in the
ranking.
I believe that is all the clarifications for the moment, please feel free to
email, diplo, call or write me with any other questions or concerns about the
contest.
Robert Occhipinti aka Zalgor Prigg
10 January 2004
* * * Third Annual Turf War * * *
Come one and all to DM 47 (North Fork) for the Third Annual Turf War! Rules of
the contest will be posted in Turn #208's newsletter (due date Feb. 23). The contest
will begin on Turn #209 (due date March 22).
So, get a team there and register! To register, you must send me a donation of
one (1) rollup CERTIFICATE. Then, declare your alliance and team in the North Fork
personals. You may also declare a warrior as champion, and that warrior will earn
(or lose!) double points in the contest!
Roll-up certs will be *ALL* awarded as prizes, in addition to:
*** Highest Scoring Alliance -- Gets to Rename DM 47 for 6 months!
*** Most returns from DA (Alliance) -- Rename DA monsters for 6 months!
*** Most listings as "Style Masters" (Alliance) -- Pick arena to host the April "05
Grand Tournament!
*** Warrior with the most awards -- Arenamaster named after him for 6 months!
*** Alliance with the most awards -- Pick the slow arena for TW 4!
*** Team with most "Style Master" listings -- Discover favorites of one warrior on
team!
*** Warrior with most "Style Master" listings -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns!
(I'll transfer $7.50 to the manager's account)
*** Alliance with the most kills -- Rename the stand-ins for 6 months!
*** Highest scoring Warrior -- Fights at my expense for 5 turns. (I'll transfer
$7.50 to their manager's account.)
The contest will run for 10 turns, with the winners announced on turn #220. See
the Turn #208 North Fork newsletter for complete rules and scoring system! Direct
"declarations" to: A.D. in the personals, and prize pot entry donations to:
Jason Mazuch HSP H-2
P.O. Box 339 #924385
Sparta, GA 31087-0339
By snail mail or diplo through RSI.
Bloody Sands!
Asmo Dius, TCB
16 January 2004
CHAOTIC WINDS
Once, long ago, the four Winds of Time descended upon Alastari like a TEMPEST of
epic proportions, they slew everything within their all-encompassing reach. They
left nothing. In their wake lay smoldering ruins.
In their haste they sped towards the center of this great land like a colossal
giant would step across an ocean. The four storms picked up momentum on their way
towards each other. A collision was eminent.
The first storm wind, the oldest and wisest of the four was named APEXALUS. The
second, FLAGGSTAFF, was the quickest and loudest entity ever created. The third Wind
of Time was MATRIATIN, neither old or young, quick or slow, but fierce and feisty all
the same. The forth wind, ASSAMITHIUS, the youngest yet most creative in its means
of destruction.
When finally they merged at the center of ALASTARI, an incredible destructive
explosion occurred. And when the smoke and debris cleared they were one. CHAOS was
born.
And Chaos spread across the diminished lands reeking havoc and doom with its
passing, and destroying allover again that which already lay in ruin.
F E A R C H A O S I N C.
M A T R I X
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WTF!?! was butchered by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ITALIC was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 3 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
SUNSHINE BUDDY was easily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
HOLO BOOBOO was slaughtered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
SHENANIGANS was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PEDRO was murdered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
BORGARD devastated PICKLE JUICE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
WIGGLER devastated GRATCH in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
IRON HANDS LEE savagely defeated SCOURGE in a 3 minute expert's Challenge melee.
PAUL outwaited HIS PROCTOLOGIST in a 8 minute expert's Challenge fight.
HO HUM HO viciously subdued BOOTER in a exciting 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
HE HATE ME was luckily beaten by TALON in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
SWEATCAKE was devastated by FRENCH GRUNT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
CHASEK demolished FREAK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
BART handily defeated KEEPER OF SOULS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MUSCLE BUM was overpowered by RAZOR HAWK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
MARDUK handily defeated WONDER BRA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
JUST HAD A BIG GULP bested HILT in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge brawl.
POOPIEHEAD demolished QUINTAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
WANDERING STAR was overpowered by HUMBUG in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
D'ASTRA was overpowered by MARUKKA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DARK MASS was demolished by ALTON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
GOAT lost to MYLLIE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fray.
NEOSPHINCTER overpowered VASSAL in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
PEON NECROMANCER was luckily beaten by MORROCCO MOLE in a 3 minute veteran's duel.
FORGED IN L.A. vanquished PURPLE FIREFISH in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
ABSOLUTE ZERO was viciously subdued by HANNAH in a 7 minute gruesome expert's bout.
HOFFA luckily beat P'TIT GARS in a 2 minute bloody veteran's fray.
ASSUR lost to BRICKTOP in a popular 6 minute bout.
GOUT GOUT overpowered HE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BAMBI was overpowered by KYNISKA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JOCK was overpowered by PARALLAX in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MIDNIGHT ANGEL beat REIHE in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray.
LE PAIN DLG was vanquished by THE ATOMIZER in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
MOORDAR savagely defeated WONDERLAND in a 3 minute brutal struggle.
MARY viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute bloody veteran vs. novice fight.
ADELAIDE demolished BOSON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GROBRAUM was overpowered by STAPLE GUN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LIL' EVA overcame VERTIGO in a action packed 1 minute amateur's match.
WILL THE BIKER was overpowered by WAS THAT EXLAX? in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
EXAMPLE was vanquished by RAMJET in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
LIPPS MCFRENZY was subdued by SMUNCH in a 2 minute conflict.
BEST DESTINY won victory over GREIVANCE in a 1 minute novice's conflict.
GROUMF was butchered by SCARLET WRASSE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 16 TOTAL PARRY 138 - 92 - 2 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 16 WALL OF STEEL 58 - 53 - 4 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 SLASHING ATTACK 50 - 58 - 1 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 26 - 33 - 1 44 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 30 - 41 - 2 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 BASHING ATTACK 53 - 75 - 7 41 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 41 - 65 - 4 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 PARRY-LUNGE 10 - 16 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 75 - 130 - 5 37 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 21 - 1 36 |
Turn 475 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 5 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 2 BASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 11 1 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 12 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 7 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 3 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW NEOSPHINCTER 7317 18 7 0 125 WASTELAND (207)
BASHING ATTACK HO HUM HO 7884 16 11 1 120 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
WALL OF STEEL TALON 7782 12 5 0 106 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
TOTAL PARRY MORROCCO MOLE 7654 22 17 0 105 BEAST MASTERS (567)
LUNGING ATTACK PEON NECROMANCER 7856 15 14 2 94 SRETSAMLEUD (572)
STRIKING ATTACK CHASEK 7791 15 12 2 94 THE SHADOWS (574)
SLASHING ATTACK PURPLE FIREFISH 7982 10 8 0 73 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
PARRY-LUNGE SWEATCAKE 8217 5 4 1 66 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008 10 7 1 63 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PICKLE JUICE 7741. The most popular warrior this
turn was HO HUM HO 7884. The ten other most popular fighters were REIHE 8044, HILT
8195, HE HATE ME 7820, PEON NECROMANCER 7856, ASSUR 7821, MYLLIE 8342, HUMBUG 8276,
MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008, FRENCH GRUNT 7981, and MOORDAR 8193.
The least popular fighter this week was PAUL 7804. The other ten least popular
fighters were HANNAH 7875, GROUMF 8376, EXAMPLE 8357, WILL THE BIKER 8290, GROBRAUM
8045, BOSON 7754, WONDERLAND 8286, LE PAIN DLG 8016, JOCK 7939, and BAMBI 7926.
The following warriors will travel to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after next turn:
NEOSPHINCTER (18-7317) WASTELAND (207)
The following warriors have traveled to ADVANCED DUELMASTERS after fighting this turn:
IRON HANDS LEE (18-6621) THE GUARDIANS II (479)