DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/24/2004 Duedate: 06/05/2004
TALCAMA ARENA
DM-18 TURN-484
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
BRICKTOP
WASTELAND (207)
(18-7955) [17-8-0,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BRICKTOP OSO OZONE
WASTELAND (207) COLD CUTS (615)
(18-7955) [17-8-0,114] (18-8412) [4-4-0,22]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
PICKLE JUICE PICKLE JUICE
BURN N' PILLAGE (218) BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
(18-7741) [19-25-0,109] (18-7741) [19-25-0,109]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. GET OUTTA MY WAY (573) 42
2. SHEPHERDS (252) 39 NEXT GENERATION (547)
3. THUNDR + LITENING (22) 35 Unchartered Team
4. UNTOUCHABLES (287) 32
5. COLD CUTS (615) 31 COLD CUTS (615)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*MARVELS (616) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 9 5 1
2/ 4 NEXT GENERATION (547) 137 100 9 57.8 2/15 NEXT GENERATION (547) 7 2 0
3/ 2 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 104 76 4 57.8 3/ 6 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 7 5 0
4/ 3 THE GUARDIANS II (479) 94 74 2 56.0 4/ 7 WASTELAND (207) 7 7 2
5/ 5 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573) 48 41 4 53.9 5/ 2 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 7 8 1
6/ 6 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 960 835 %121 53.5 6/ 8 SHEPHERDS (252) 7 8 1
7- 7 DOC STEELE FAN CLU (451) 33 31 0 51.6 7/12 PENTARCHIE-18 (508) 6 7 1
8/ 8 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 569 543 32 51.2 8/11 SEA DOGS (224) 6 9 0
9- 9 MAD SCIENTISTS (75) 680 654 56 51.0 9/14 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573) 5 4 0
10/11 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 798 782 51 50.5 10/17 ARROGANCE (347) 5 10 0
11/10 SEA DOGS (224) 100 100 5 50.0 11/ 5 THE GUARDIANS II (479) 5 10 0
12/12 WASTELAND (207) 522 525 40 49.9 12/ 9 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 4 3 1
13/13 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 533 562 31 48.7 13/18 UNTOUCHABLES (287) 4 4 1
14-14 THE BIKE SHOP (293) 25 27 1 48.1 14/10 BEAST MASTERS (567) 4 5 1
15/15 BEAST MASTERS (567) 273 299 16 47.7 15/20 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 4 5 0
16-16 THE SHADOWS (574) 74 86 5 46.3 16- 4 MAD SCIENTISTS (75) 4 6 1
17/17 SHEPHERDS (252) 493 634 28 43.7 17/13*COLD CUTS (615) 4 11 1
18/18 RUN AND HYDE (537) 69 94 8 42.3 18- 3 THE BIKE SHOP (293) 3 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 0 ALCHEMY (443) 48 66 2 42.1 19-19 THE SHADOWS (574) 2 3 0
20/20 PENTARCHIE-18 (508) 182 251 7 42.0 20/16 RUN AND HYDE (537) 2 5 1
21/21 UNTOUCHABLES (287) 129 186 9 41.0 21-21 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549) 1 0 0
22/19*COLD CUTS (615) 16 24 2 40.0 22-22*MARVELS (616) 1 0 0
23/22 ARROGANCE (347) 356 549 27 39.3 23/ 0 ALCHEMY (443) 1 2 0
24-23 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549) 22 35 1 38.6 24-23 DOC STEELE FAN CLU (451) 1 3 0
25-24*NATURALBORN KILLER (618) 0 3 0 0.0 25-24*NATURALBORN KILLER (618) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I don't believe it. I really don't believe it. After three years of bad luck,
laziness, and futility it actually happened. I got a parry rip out of Talcama. And
that is number 10! Woohoo!!! All ten baby! I guess it is only fitting that French
grunt earned the DM by beating one of Suave's guys. He is one of the few other
managers who have managed to get all ten styles out. And if I was to get ten out
myself I had to go through at least one of em.
French Grunt is actually a hell of a rollup...not the kind you would want to
make a PR but still a hell of a rollup. 13-5-6-21-9-9-21 I am sure some of you out
there cringed that I made that a PR but some things you just have no choice on. He
leaves with an Ad Master Rip, Master Parry and Defense, and AD Ex Attack and Init.
(Bah decise is for fools!) Looking back at his brief Talcama career I actually ran
him on his near exact favorites in the beginning and he returned me a 4-9 record for
my efforts. After that I took matters into my own hands and ran him on a strat that
suited him much better. 12-1 in his next 13 and he is off to the Isle. I have to
thank Jolly for getting this guy out. If he hadn't killed one of my numerous PRs
then this might not have even happened. Gotta love those challenger champ to
initiate bloodfeuds!
It is nice to finally get this damned PR monkey off my back. -- BWD
P.S. The sad thing is that now I am gonna try and get two of each style out! (Yes,
I do need professional help.)
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, TALCAMA? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. With any luck, I can sneak into The
Original Arthur's Last Stand and join NEXT GENERATION's celebration over their good
record this turn. 2nd place, not bad. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to
see SMUNCH win a fight and gain 23 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, SMUNCH beat GROBRAUM
and GROBRAUM lost 20 points. You're breakin' my heart. Going for broke or broken,
our Duelmaster ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR Dark Arena Challenged this turn. The crowds were
amazed this turn, as ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR killed the Duelmaster, FRENCH GRUNT, leaving
BIG MEAN FISH in mourning. This incredible death has allowed, I might add, BRICKTOP
from WASTELAND to ascend to the throne of Duelmaster, and I hear DARK ARENA is not
happy. The Original Arthur's Last Stand, humph! I've tasted better ale at
mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From TALCAMA's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. TALCAMA, I am losing what little hope I had in you.
CENTER FOR OLDS the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And
who led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It
was SHEPHERDS. Ha ha ha ha! LE PAIN DLG was challenged more times this turn than
the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh. And we have WILL THE
BIKER in a challenge, going down 13 points for the fight. Guess what? I thought
WILL THE BIKER showed great skill and promise when he subdued BOOKIE. All right, so
I slept through it! Big deal!
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Whoa! I'll even buy MONTPELIER a drink tonight!
Anyone who can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on its good side! Honor
is like a chainmail shirt, it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will
doubtless rebuke me on this one.
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Phlllt! Just had to do that before
I leave the fine city of TALCAMA. I feel much better now. I see the crowds are
getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BRICKTOP 7955 17 8 0 114 WASTELAND (207)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FORGED IN L.A. 7433 16 18 0 131 NEXT GENERATION (547)
-THE ATOMIZER 7753 12 4 0 112 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
PICKLE JUICE 7741 19 25 0 109 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
GOUT GOUT 7948 16 14 0 102 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
PURPLE FIREFISH 7982 14 13 1 101 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-HIS PROCTOLOGIST 7951 9 4 0 101 DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
FREAK 7300 18 11 3 100 RUN AND HYDE (537)
-PARALLAX 7730 10 5 4 100 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
HANNAH 7875 19 19 0 99 SHEPHERDS (252)
-CINDERELLA 7648 13 3 0 97 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
-CADEX CFM 3366 6 2 1 95 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
-HOFFA 6021 13 8 0 94 DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
P'TIT GARS 7816 17 25 0 93 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VASSAL 7637 21 12 2 89 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
SPAM GOLEM 5901 16 14 2 86 ALCHEMY (443)
SWEATCAKE 8217 10 8 1 86 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-MARDUK 7835 16 12 0 85 THE SHADOWS (574)
MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008 15 11 2 83 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
JUST HAD A BIG GULP 7863 15 8 1 81 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
WIGGLER 8088 9 3 1 81 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-RIMTRUE 8382 4 1 0 80 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
-CHASEK 7791 16 15 2 75 THE SHADOWS (574)
-ABSOLUTE ZERO 7586 11 9 0 71 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
POOPIEHEAD 8295 10 6 0 71 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-STAPLE GUN 6024 9 8 0 66 DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
SMUNCH 8337 6 1 0 66 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
LIPPS MCFRENZY 8373 9 2 1 65 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
ASSUR 7821 10 31 2 63 ARROGANCE (347)
MARY 8168 11 8 1 62 SHEPHERDS (252)
JOCK 7939 12 12 0 61 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
KYNISKA 8289 7 5 0 59 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
WAS THAT EXLAX? 8377 4 0 1 59 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POINT MAN 7450 9 6 0 55 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
DESTITUTE NOBLE 7817 8 4 1 54 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
MONTPELIER 7962 8 3 1 53 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
DATA LOSS 8029 5 0 0 53 NEXT GENERATION (547)
QUINTAL 8341 8 4 1 48 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
-CRANKSHAFT 8149 7 3 0 48 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
ADELAIDE 8151 9 11 0 46 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
GROBRAUM 8045 10 10 0 44 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
LE PAIN DLG 8016 9 16 0 43 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
ALTON 8297 5 7 1 43 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-TAKOV 7457 7 9 0 41 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
GOKU 8449 4 3 0 41 WASTELAND (207)
-BEAST OF THE EAST 3365 5 6 0 40 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
-BOSON 7754 6 9 0 39 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RAGEN 7461 5 10 0 38 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
TEDDY BEAR MOLLY 8474 4 1 1 37 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
BEAKER 7338 2 1 0 36 ALCHEMY (443)
-ROYCE 7459 6 6 1 35 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
WANDERING STAR 8310 2 9 0 33 SHEPHERDS (252)
PREBIRTH 8452 2 4 1 30 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
BILLY THE SQUID 3880 6 4 0 28 SEA DOGS (224)
-LIL' EVA 8305 5 3 0 28 THE SHADOWS (574)
WILL THE BIKER 8290 4 2 0 27 NEXT GENERATION (547)
-MUDSTAINED MOURN 8469 2 1 0 27 THE BIKE SHOP (293)
LAST GASP 8405 5 3 0 26 RUN AND HYDE (537)
SUNSHINE BUD YELLOW 8410 3 6 0 26 WASTELAND (207)
-RAMJET 8018 4 4 1 25 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
GREAT WHITE 8473 4 1 0 25 BEAST MASTERS (567)
THE CRUSHER 8050 1 3 0 25 NEXT GENERATION (547)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OSO OZONE 8412 4 4 0 22 COLD CUTS (615)
DOC STEELE 8477 3 1 0 20 ARROGANCE (347)
MAZOOM MILLIE 8456 2 4 1 20 COLD CUTS (615)
HOFFA 8478 2 2 0 18 ARROGANCE (347)
BLEDLOW 8482 2 2 0 17 COLD CUTS (615)
-NATCHIOS 8417 1 0 0 17 MARVELS (616)
HOMUNCULUS 7979 2 1 0 15 ALCHEMY (443)
-BOSTON 8496 1 0 0 15 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
BULMA 8475 2 1 2 13 WASTELAND (207)
'SLOSHERS 8460 2 4 0 13 ARROGANCE (347)
-SORCIA 8500 1 0 1 13 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
SINDARION 8499 2 0 0 12 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
LA TOUR 8525 1 0 0 10 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
-ANARCHIST 8391 0 5 0 9 DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
SCARLET SKARAB 8483 2 2 0 8 BEAST MASTERS (567)
BOOKIE 8458 1 5 0 8 ARROGANCE (347)
-FAT PHAT 8444 1 1 0 7 THE SHADOWS (574)
-PATTY PHAT 8445 1 1 0 7 THE SHADOWS (574)
-COUNT IN THE CELLAR 8404 0 1 0 7 NEXT GENERATION (547)
-TED BUNDY 8438 0 1 0 7 NATURALBORN KILLERS (618)
LACTAID 8467 1 3 0 6 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
SULDAR 8481 0 2 0 6 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
BALLAST 8514 1 0 0 5 SEA DOGS (224)
BILGE RAT 8502 1 1 0 4 SEA DOGS (224)
VITAMIN Q 8510 0 1 0 1 WASTELAND (207)
BREAKERFALL 8505 0 1 0 1 RUN AND HYDE (537)
RAZORLINE 8511 0 1 0 1 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CULT MEMBER 410 0 1 0 1 MAZOOM MILLIE 8456 484 NONE
DOC STEELE 8459 0 2 0 ARROGANCE 347 FOX FACE 8464 480 NOT REVE
NULN 8461 1 1 1 ARROGANCE 347 MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008 480 NOT REVE
THE CIVET 7878 0 1 0 BEAST MASTERS 567 BULMA 8475 483
FRENCH GRUNT 7981 16 11 0 BIG MEAN FISH 171 ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 484 NONE
FOX FACE 8464 1 5 1 BIG MEAN FISH 171 AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 484 NONE
BURNT 8518 0 1 0 COLD CUTS 615 HIGH ELF 423 484 NONE
TOAST 8519 0 1 0 COLD CUTS 615 DARK CHAMPION 428 484 NONE
ECHO 8414 3 3 1 COLD CUTS 615 QUINTAL 8341 482
BLACK ORC 424 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 MONTPELIER 7962 484 NONE
FREE CHEESE 8515 0 1 0 GET OUTTA MY WAY 573 HIGH ELF 423 484 NONE
AHIRA BANDYFLOYD 8392 0 1 0 GET OUTTA MY WAY 573 HIGH ELF 423 484 NONE
NEON NECROMANCER 8454 2 4 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479 BANDIT PRINCESS 429 484 NONE
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
VIRTUE 8466 2 3 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479 STONE GOLEM 430 484 NONE
FOR WHOM THE BEL 8522 0 1 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479 HIGH ELF 423 484 NONE
CLEARLY CHEATED 8521 0 1 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479 AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 484 NONE
LUNG COOKIE 8455 2 2 0 RUN AND HYDE 537 SORCIA 8500 483
MAN OVERBOARD 8512 0 1 0 SEA DOGS 224 MOUNTAIN TROLL 422 484 NONE
WOMAN OVERBOARD 8513 0 1 0 SEA DOGS 224 BLACK ORC 424 484 NONE
BARNACLE BILL 2699 16 8 0 SEA DOGS 224 FREAK 7300 483
LATE LAMB 8504 1 1 1 SHEPHERDS 252 DARK CHAMPION 428 484 NONE
S-MAN 8484 2 2 0 SHEPHERDS 252 BLACK ORC 424 484 NONE
BART 7927 15 15 2 SHEPHERDS 252 PARALLAX 7730 482
REMEMBER 2DA 8507 1 1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6 493 WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 484 NONE
WOT 8520 0 1 0 UNTOUCHABLES 287 BANDIT PRINCESS 429 484 NONE
MILOTUS 8501 0 1 0 UNTOUCHABLES 287 BLACK ORC 424 484 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Assur -- The spy report talks about Superior Forces avoiding Battle Royal teams!? Is
there not a penalty for such Andorian behavior in the Battle Royal? -- Doc Steele
Ba ba ba bumm, the Saaaaaailor.
Virtue -- Maybe's a return match, down the way. -- B.
Thaaaaaaa Crush-er -- That was a really inspirational fight, for my co-fighters. Get
that, I'm on our team and they end up cheering you on. Oh sure, they're glad I won,
shekels for the coffers and all that, but harrumph! I've half a mind.... -- Oso
Ozone
Quintal -- Thanks for the skills, killer. -- Millie
Perhaps I spoke too soon. -- One Armed Bandit
Freak -- My momma didn't raise no fool. You're off the hook. Last Gasp, on the
other hand.... -- Billy the Squid
6 May 2004
DEATH FEST
The ferocious ghosts of former glories whispered across the wind swept sands of
DM 59; agonizing incessantly due to the diminutive demise of the Delarq arena known
as Illis.
Tattered banners and forgotten memories wailed in the wind for a dynamic death
march to dawn once more upon the blood stained sands of the Delarq slow arena.
The distant call crying for a declaration of restoration amidst the ruin of the
all but forgotten Delarq arena carried to the far corners of Alastari; drawing the
Devious, the Diabolical, the Dangerous and the Down Challenging to cross blades and
wage warfare among an assemblage of new stables managed by the Known and Unknown;
willing to spill fresh blood, while carving their destiny during 15 Rounds of contest
driven combat to be known as the "Illis Incredibly Diabolical Delarq Death Fest".
A lone cloaked figure huddled by lamplight in a remote outpost near the
crossroads of ElseWhere and ElseWhen; feverishly formulating the foundational
framework for the dawning of the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59, complete with
Gladiatorial Commission sanctioned prizes to promote the growing thirst for a Delarq
Slow Arena Death Festival.
Delarq Death Fest Opening Round debuts the first turn immediately following the
Summer 2004 F2F Tourney and continues through the completion of 15 consecutive
rounds.
Death Fest points are Won or Lost ONLY in the DM 59 Delarq Slow Arena [Tourneys
DO NOT Add or Subtract from the Death Fest Point Scoring System]:
Death Fest Scoring Format:
Win =3D +2 pts
Loss =3D -1 pt
Kill =3D +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Death =3D -3 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Dark Arena Kill =3D +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Dark Arena Death =3D -5 pts [in addition to 1 pt for Loss]
Revenged Blood Feud =3D +5 pts [successful Revenged Blood Feud provides Death Fest
contestants the opportunity to cancel out 3 pts for Death and 1 pt for Loss; while
gaining +1 pt overall for the Revenged Blood Feud in addition to the +2 pts for Win]
DEATH FEST PRIZES will be awarded to the Top Ten Death Fest Stables on the basis
of Total Points*** accumulated during the 15 rounds of competition as follows:
1. Favorite Weapon Knowledge for 1 (one) warrior ranked Initiate or higher on the
Final Round to be revealed by RSI to each of the Top Ten Death Fest Stables
2. Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters and NPCs [yet to be determined according to how
many DA Monsters and NPCs are available in DM 59 for Renaming]
3. The Top Five Death Fest Stables will receive New Team Rollup Certificates as
follows: 1st (10), 2nd (8), 3rd (6), 4th (4) and 5th (2)
4. Renaming Illis Arena for 6 months plus Receiving 6 months Free Play courtesy of
RSI will be awarded to the manager of the 1st Place Death Fest Stable
5. Discussions are underway regarding a possible Special Award granted to the Illis
Iron Stable qualifiers who compete in 67 of a possible 75 fights during the course of
the 15 consecutive rounds of the Death Fest [Key Factor is How Many (?) stables will
be competing in the Death Fest without drawing away participation by current managers
in the remaining slow arenas!] Therefore, it is important for all managers entering
stables in DM 59 for the upcoming Death Fest to contact RSI as soon as possible
regarding their participation in this contest so that a Final Ruling on the proposed
Illis Iron Stable Award can be issued by RSI.
***TieBreaker is determined on the Final Round by the DM 59 Newsletter Recognition
Rankings. The stable with the Highest Ranked Active Gladiator is granted the
decision. [Example: Warrior A and Warrior B are both listed in the Recognition
Rankings with 87 pts; however, because Warrior A is listed in the Recognition
Rankings ahead of Warrior B, then Warrior A is granted the TieBreaker Decision for
His/Her stable!]
Opening Round Team Spotlight Bonus [minimum 15 paragraphs!] Each Delarq Death
Fest competitor who writes a Team Spotlight featuring their Stable (Name) and
Managerial Alias [Gladiatorial Names Optional] in regards to competing in the Delarq
Death Fest will receive 25 pts added to His/Her opening round score.
Illis Iron Stable Bonus [in addition to the proposed award awaiting RSI
approval!] Any manager whose stable competes in at least 67 of the possible 75
fights during the 15 rounds of Death Fest receives 25 points added to His/Her final
overall score [this allows each stable the cushion of missing one round of
competition; plus up to 3 additional fights due to waiting for replacement rollups
from Deaths suffered either in Tourneys or during the Death Fest contest in DM 59
over the course of 15 rounds of competition!]
Delarq Death Fest
Hosted by Hammer
[Who Else?]
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FRENCH GRUNT was butchered by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MONTPELIER unbelievably slew BLACK ORC in a exciting 4 minute Dark Arena duel.
LATE LAMB was murdered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NEON NECROMANCER was dispatched by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
FOX FACE was viciously butchered by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
S-MAN was killed by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
VIRTUE was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena struggle.
REMEMBER 2DA was executed by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BURNT was slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
FOR WHOM THE BELL was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CLEARLY CHEATED was slaughtered by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
WOT was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MAN OVERBOARD was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WOMAN OVERBOARD was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
TOAST was put to death by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena bout.
MILOTUS was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
FREE CHEESE was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
AHIRA BANDYFLOYD was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
BLEDLOW was demolished by QUINTAL in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud brawl.
PURPLE FIREFISH overcame SWEATCAKE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge conflict.
WIGGLER devastated JOCK in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
MIDNIGHT ANGEL beat POOPIEHEAD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute master's Challenge brawl.
POINT MAN was overpowered by KYNISKA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DATA LOSS beat ADELAIDE in a exciting 4 minute Challenge bout.
GOKU savagely defeated LE PAIN DLG in a 2 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
WILL THE BIKER devastated BOOKIE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
WANDERING STAR won victory over BILLY THE SQUID in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
BILGE RAT was handily defeated by THE CRUSHER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
LACTAID was bested by 'SLOSHERS in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SINDARION subdued SCARLET SKARAB in a 2 minute novice's Challenge fight.
FREAK lost to BRICKTOP in a action packed 2 minute veteran's Title match.
PICKLE JUICE savagely defeated JUST HAD A BIG GULP in a 3 minute veteran's bout.
P'TIT GARS lost to GOUT GOUT in a 2 minute veteran's fray.
HANNAH handily defeated SPAM GOLEM in a 5 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
GROBRAUM was overpowered by SMUNCH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
LIPPS MCFRENZY handily defeated CARELESS WEAPONSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ASSUR was demolished by WAS THAT EXLAX? in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ALTON was savagely defeated by DESTITUTE NOBLE in a popular 1 minute gruesome bout.
MARY demolished TEDDY BEAR MOLLY in a 2 minute gory uneven contest.
BEAKER unbelievably bested LAST GASP in a 8 minute brutal battle.
PREBIRTH bested OSO OZONE in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
SUNSHINE BUD YELLOW overpowered HOMUNCULUS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MAZOOM MILLIE viciously butchered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gruesome match.
SULDAR was overpowered by GREAT WHITE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
HOFFA beat VITAMIN Q in a 2 minute novice's competition.
DOC STEELE overcame BULMA in a 1 minute novice's duel.
BALLAST defeated BREAKERFALL in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's battle.
RAZORLINE was devastated by LA TOUR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 AIMED BLOW 37 - 25 - 6 60 |
|WALL OF STEEL 11 WALL OF STEEL 57 - 52 - 1 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 21 - 23 - 4 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 LUNGING ATTACK 66 - 76 - 3 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 8 TOTAL PARRY 55 - 65 - 4 46 |
|AIMED BLOW 7 SLASHING ATTACK 33 - 39 - 2 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 BASHING ATTACK 47 - 58 - 4 45 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 35 - 4 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 23 - 1 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-STRIKE 17 - 30 - 1 36 |
Turn 484 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 4 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 8 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 10 1 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 6 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 7 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 4 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY BRICKTOP 7955 17 8 0 114 WASTELAND (207)
WALL OF STEEL GOUT GOUT 7948 16 14 0 102 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
SLASHING ATTACK PURPLE FIREFISH 7982 14 13 1 101 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
LUNGING ATTACK FREAK 7300 18 11 3 100 RUN AND HYDE (537)
BASHING ATTACK SPAM GOLEM 5901 16 14 2 86 ALCHEMY (443)
PARRY-LUNGE SWEATCAKE 8217 10 8 1 86 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008 15 11 2 83 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
AIMED BLOW WIGGLER 8088 9 3 1 81 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
STRIKING ATTACK WAS THAT EXLAX? 8377 4 0 1 59 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is PICKLE JUICE 7741. The most popular warrior this
turn was PICKLE JUICE 7741. The ten other most popular fighters were POOPIEHEAD
8295, PURPLE FIREFISH 7982, FREAK 7300, ADELAIDE 8151, SCARLET SKARAB 8483, OSO OZONE
8412, VIRTUE 8466, TOAST 8519, MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008, and P'TIT GARS 7816.
The least popular fighter this week was BEAKER 7338. The other ten least popular
fighters were RAZORLINE 8511, HOFFA 8478, SULDAR 8481, HOMUNCULUS 7979, ALTON 8297,
ASSUR 7821, SPAM GOLEM 5901, BILGE RAT 8502, BOOKIE 8458, and LE PAIN DLG 8016.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
FRENCH GRUNT (18-7981) BIG MEAN FISH (171)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XXXVII
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
IRON PRINCESS 3115 (200-95-8) 14 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
LEGACY 5620 (113-42-10) 12 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
SHADOW KNIGHT 3309 (186-82-4) 11 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
TARAD 181 (213-104-12) 10 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
PSYCHO SCIENTIST 697 (198-114-17) 9 3 0 MAD SCIENTISTS
DARK PROPHET 4730 (137-44-6) 8 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
CELISTON 6261 (111-29-19) 6 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
GOLDILOCKS 470 (175-145-22) 5 3 0 FROG PRINCES
MJOLNIR 4732 (150-54-6) 5 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
SKYLAS TAKARIN 3114 (174-91-5) 4 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
WHIRLING TERROR 6616 (79-31-7) 4 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
DOMINION 5662 (101-28-11) 3 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
SALADIN 183 (211-94-3) 3 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
SMELLY SOCKS 1975 (228-96-6) 3 3 0 STREET PIZZA
UUM FOO FOO 2083 (162-105-5) 3 3 0 BURN N' PILLAGE
AFTERAFTERBIRTH 813 (181-117-3) 2 3 0 STREET PIZZA
MUDMINNOW 2760 (165-80-6) 2 3 0 BIG MEAN FISH
STICKY HANDKERCHIEF 3244 (152-117-10) 2 3 0 STREET PIZZA
GEOMANCER 4166 (67-68-5) 1 4 0 THUNDR + LITENING
KATE 3126 (109-79-3) 1 4 0 THIGH MASTERS
RAVEN BLOOD 4760 (87-102-1) 0 5 0 WITCHES BREW
THE OFFSPRING 3954 (92-64-3) 0 5 0 INANIMATE TOFU
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
COSMIC HAMMER 6659 (20-11-1) 12 3 0 MAD SCIENTISTS
CAPTAIN POLAND 6614 (69-50-4) 7 3 0 BURN N' PILLAGE
AFTERLIFE 650 (98-71-8) 4 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
DESTINY 3369 (60-68-2) 4 3 0 WORTHLESS MANAGERS 5
TRAIGOR 1415 (16-22-1) 2 3 0 TEAM TITAN
SALIM AL HASSAD 5125 (50-62-1) 1 4 0 HERMETICS
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SPLURGE ON WAX LIPS 6485 (57-47-3) 10 3 0 STREET PIZZA
AFROSLEAZIAC 6941 (54-38-7) 8 3 0 CENTER FOR OLDS
MAHI MAHI 4899 (92-62-1) 5 3 0 BIG MEAN FISH
FOXY LADY 2695 (49-41-0) 3 3 0 CENTER FOR OLDS
IRON HEAD LEE 6563 (18-3-0) 3 3 0 THE GUARDIANS II
ONE NIGHT STAND 829 (69-68-6) 3 3 0 CENTER FOR OLDS
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HARLEQUIN TUSKFISH 6977 (43-40-0) 11 3 0 BIG MEAN FISH
BIG STRONG MAN 6619 (43-75-17) 7 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
WHITE WATER HIPPO 7050 (44-40-3) 5 3 0 CENTER FOR OLDS
LA MACHINE 6479 (49-34-1) 4 3 0 BURN N' PILLAGE
TUM 7380 (20-15-2) 4 3 0 FROM THE FACE
VIGO 6086 (19-5-0) 3 3 0 ALCHEMY
MIMIC BLENNY 7541 (31-16-1) 2 3 0 BIG MEAN FISH
YOUCANKEEPTHEDUCK 7355 (37-22-0) 2 3 0 CENTER FOR OLDS
CEREBRAL JANITOR 7729 (22-21-0) 1 3 0 CENTER FOR OLDS
DEBBIE DOES DM 1709 (51-47-1) 1 3 0 CENTER FOR OLDS
DALI PARTON 3274 (41-43-3) 0 2 0 CENTER FOR OLDS
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MR TACO WORKS 7620 (16-8-1) 7 3 0 WASTELAND
NEOSPHINCTER 7317 (22-9-1) 6 3 0 WASTELAND
BOISE 6687 (20-4-1) 5 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N
HE HATE ME 7820 (19-16-2) 2 3 0 WASTELAND
IRON HANDS LEE 6621 (16-5-2) 2 3 0 THE GUARDIANS II
BUBBLES 7624 (14-9-0) 1 3 0 WASTELAND
CHASITY BELT 6507 (17-5-0) 1 3 0 THE GUARDIANS II
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CONCRETE 7559 (16-12-0) 6 3 0 LUROCIANS III
MARVOLO RIDDLE 7283 (9-9-2) 6 3 1 HOUSE SLYTHERIN
FORGED IN L.A. 7433 (15-18-0) 3 3 0 NEXT GENERATION
CADEX CFM 3366 (6-1-1) 2 3 0 THE BIKE SHOP
DALLAS 6860 (11-27-0) 2 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PARAMECIPOTTAMUS 7219 (7-4-0) 13 3 0 TROUBLE HELIX
CINDERELLA 7648 (13-3-0) 6 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N
MUDHOUND 6920 (10-4-0) 5 3 0 BLADES OF FIRE
BRICKTOP 7955 (14-8-0) 3 3 0 WASTELAND
THE ATOMIZER 7753 (11-3-0) 3 3 0 MAD SCIENTISTS
POINT MAN 7450 (9-5-0) 2 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N
ABSOLUTE ZERO 7586 (10-8-0) 1 3 0 MAD SCIENTISTS
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PARALLAX 7730 (9-4-3) 8 3 0 MAD SCIENTISTS
POOPIEHEAD 8295 (8-5-0) 8 3 1 CENTER FOR OLDS
WIGGLER 8088 (7-3-1) 6 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
CRANKSHAFT 8149 (6-3-0) 3 3 0 THE BIKE SHOP
MARY 8168 (9-7-1) 2 3 0 SHEPHERDS
BOSON 7754 (6-7-0) 1 3 0 MAD SCIENTISTS
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SMUNCH 8337 (4-1-0) 7 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
DATA LOSS 8029 (2-0-0) 6 3 0 NEXT GENERATION
QUINTAL 8341 (5-4-0) 6 3 0 PENTARCHIE-18
OSO OZONE 8412 (2-3-0) 2 3 0 COLD CUTS
BABEL TETE DE BETON 8422 (4-1-0) 1 2 0 DEAD PENTARCHIE-18
ALTON 8297 (4-6-1) 1 3 1 BURN N' PILLAGE
LIPPS MCFRENZY 8373 (6-2-1) 1 3 0 CENTER FOR OLDS
RAMJET 8018 (3-3-1) 1 3 0 MAD SCIENTISTS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PREBIRTH 8452 (1-3-1) 5 3 0 BURN N' PILLAGE
THE CRUSHER 8050 (0-2-0) 5 3 0 NEXT GENERATION
WILL THE BIKER 8290 (2-2-0) 5 3 0 NEXT GENERATION
B.J. SURHOFF 7800 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 CAROLINA BLUE
SOCIAL BASHER 8277 (1-0-0) 3 3 0 STREAMS
BLEDLOW 8482 (1-0-0) 2 3 0 COLD CUTS
MUDSTAINED MOURN 8469 (1-1-0) 1 3 0 THE BIKE SHOP
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHARLIE MANSON 8437 (0-0-0) 5 3 1 NATURALBORN KILLERS
BOSTON 8496 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N
PARKER 8420 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 MARVELS
TED BUNDY 8438 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 NATURALBORN KILLERS
BANNER 8419 (0-0-0) 1 3 1 MARVELS
COLOSSO 8398 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 CHAOS
NATCHIOS 8417 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 MARVELS
SULDAR 8481 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 THUNDR + LITENING
ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WHIPPLE 4957 (48-24-2) 5 3 0 BURN N' PILLAGE
GABRIEL 5999 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 HERMETICS
GRACKLE 5543 (47-49-1) 1 3 0 BURN N' PILLAGE
RYGEL 7142 (44-38-1) 1 3 0 WASTELAND
ADM FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GLITTER MARKS 5023 (29-23-1) 1 3 0 CENTER FOR OLDS
FRESHMEN FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DOUBLE-BLIND BAT 7281 (16-4-1) 1 3 0 ANIMAL PHARM
CHALLENGERS FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DR MAX 6822 (15-3-0) 2 3 0 RACE THE WIND
NECROMANCER 6386 (5-1-0) 1 3 0 INCANTATION
FREAK 7300 (17-10-2) 0 3 0 RUN AND HYDE
CHAMPIONS FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PURPLE FIREFISH 7982 (12-12-1) 0 3 0 BIG MEAN FISH
ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BEAST OF THE EAST 3365 (5-5-0) 0 3 0 THE BIKE SHOP
INITIATES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
MICHAEL JORDAN 7797 (1-0-0) 4 3 0 CAROLINA BLUE
PROTO-SAPIEN 7783 (2-0-0) 1 3 0 TROUBLE HELIX
SUNSHINE BUD YELLOW 8410 (2-4-0) 1 3 0 WASTELAND
WANDERING STAR 8310 (0-8-0) 1 3 0 SHEPHERDS
RIMTRUE 8382 (3-1-0) 0 3 0 THE BIKE SHOP
APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
GOKU 8449 (3-1-0) 0 3 0 WASTELAND
ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
COUNT IN THE CELLAR 8404 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 NEXT GENERATION
AMITHIUS 8400 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 CHAOS
BULMA 8475 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 WASTELAND
CASTLE 8418 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 MARVELS
ROGERS 8421 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 MARVELS
SUBTERFUGE 7388 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 VICIOUS DELITE