DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/21/2004    Duedate: 07/03/2004

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-486

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PURPLE FIREFISH
BIG MEAN FISH (171)
(18-7982) [16-13-1,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PURPLE FIREFISH                POSITION IS EMPTY
BIG MEAN FISH (171)            
(18-7982) [16-13-1,120]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PICKLE JUICE                   LIPPS MCFRENZY
BURN N' PILLAGE (218)          CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
(18-7741) [20-26-0,98]         (18-8373) [11-2-1,102]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CENTER FOR OLDS (108)       59
2. RUN AND HYDE (537)          43      NEXT GENERATION (547)
3. PENTARCHIE-18 (508)         37      Unchartered Team
4. THUNDR + LITENING (22)      34
5. BEAST MASTERS (567)         26      HEATHERS (200)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 NEXT GENERATION (547)    138 102  9 57.5   1/ 5 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     9  5 0
 2/ 3 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 106  79  4 57.3   2/ 1 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)     8  7 0
 3/ 4 THE GUARDIANS II (479)    97  81  3 54.5   3/ 4 UNTOUCHABLES (287)        7  4 1
 4/ 5 THUNDR + LITENING (22)   964 838 %121 53.5   4/ 8 SEA DOGS (224)            7  7 2
 5/ 6 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)    49  45  4 52.1   5/ 6 WASTELAND (207)           7  8 0
 6/ 7 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)    575 547 32 51.2   6/ 7 SHEPHERDS (252)           7  8 0
 7- 9 DOC STEELE FAN CLU (451)  35  34  0 50.7   7/ 9 BIG MEAN FISH (171)       7  8 0
 8/11 SEA DOGS (224)           106 103  7 50.7   8/11 THUNDR + LITENING (22)    6  5 0
 9/10 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    805 785 51 50.6   9/ 2 ARROGANCE (347)           6  9 0
10/12 WASTELAND (207)          526 531 40 49.8  10/12 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)       6  9 0
11/13 BIG MEAN FISH (171)      538 567 31 48.7  11-13 ALCHEMY (443)             4  2 0
12/15 BEAST MASTERS (567)      275 304 16 47.5  12/ 3 NEXT GENERATION (547)     4  2 0
13/16 SHEPHERDS (252)          497 640 28 43.7  13/15 COLD CUTS (615)           4 11 2
14-17 ALCHEMY (443)             51  66  2 43.6  14-16*ALSO KNOWN AS (583)       3  2 1
15/18 RUN AND HYDE (537)        71  97  9 42.3  15/20 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)  3  5 1
16/19 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)      186 257  7 42.0  16/18 BEAST MASTERS (567)       3  6 0
17/20 UNTOUCHABLES (287)       134 188 10 41.6  17/10 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)    3  7 0
18-21*ALSO KNOWN AS (583)        4   6  1 40.0  18/14 THE GUARDIANS II (479)    3 12 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/22 ARROGANCE (347)          359 556 27 39.2  19-19 DOC STEELE FAN CLU (451)  2  3 0
20/24 COLD CUTS (615)           19  31  3 38.0  20/21 RUN AND HYDE (537)        2  6 1
21-25*EXCALIBUR (340)            2   8  0 20.0  21-26*EXCALIBUR (340)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Battle Royal 3 - http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br3
The Battle Royale is a head to head free for all contest open to any Talcama manager
willing to subject themselves to some of the fiercest competition Alastari has ever
seen!

Previous Winners:
BR1 - Doc Steele (Transel)          BR2 - Manray

Short Rules:
No avoiding other contest teams (And this will be checked each turn).  Only Fights
against contest warriors count.
Score = Wins + Kills - Losses
First team to 25 wins!

Battle Royale Score
        Overall        Mgr   Team                     Manager
  Score  Record    IE  Code  Name                     Name
   20    27-7-0    0   [M]   Superior Forces 6N       Manager
   13    21-10-2   0   [F]   Get Outta My Way         Floyd
   9     30-22-1   0   [DS]  Thundr + Litening        Doc Steele
   8     26-21-3   0   [A]   Untouchables             Angus
   6     33-28-1   0   [AN]  Shepherds                Assurnasirbanipal
   0     15-15-0   0   [PT]  Doc Steele Fan Club      Pip the Troll
   -2    27-30-1   0   [G]   The Guardians II         Guardian
   -2    22-25-1   0   [JK]  Run and Hyde             Jekyll
   -9    20-30-1   0   [J]   Burn N' Pillage          Jolly
  -10    16-26-0   0   [D]   Beast Masters            Druid

Fight Results for Turn 486
  Mantis [D] over Plastic Underpants [G]
  Montpelier [M] over Last Gasp [JK]
  Prebirth [J] over Mary [AN]
  Leonidas [A] over Lactaid [J]
  Dave [AN] over Razorline [DS]
  Wiggler [DS] over Just Had A Big Gulp [F]
  Smunch [DS] over Kyniska [A]
  Vassal [DS] over Jock [G]

This Turn's Score:                    Record       Points
 DS   Doc Steele                      3-1-0           2
 M    Manager                         1-0-0           1
 D    Druid                           1-0-0           1
 J    Jolly                           1-1-0           0
 AN   Assurnasirbanipal               1-1-0           0
 A    Angus                           1-1-0           0
 JK   Jekyll                          0-1-0          -1
 F    Floyd                           0-1-0          -1
 G    Guardian                        0-2-0          -2

Top Warriors (Points)
 Wiggler [DS]                 10-4-1         7
 Iron Hands Lee [G]           6-0-1          7
 Smunch [DS]                  7-1-0          6
 Dallas [M]                   6-0-0          6
 Lilith [GO]                  5-0-1          6
 Montpelier [M]               8-3-0          5
 Cinderella [M]               7-2-0          5
 Destitute Noble [F]          5-1-1          5
 Cadex CFM [MQ]               5-1-1          5
 Paul [AN]                    9-5-0          4
 The Atomizer [NN]            6-2-0          4
 Chasity Belt [G]             4-0-0          4

Bottom Warriors (Points)
 Morrocco Mole [D]           5-9-0          -4
 Chasek [GO]                 3-7-0          -4
 Absolute Zero [NN]          2-6-0          -4
 Shen Jing [MO]              0-4-0          -4
 Bagdhad Bob [IF]            0-4-0          -4
 Kutu [GO]                   0-4-0          -4
 D'Astra [DD]                0-4-0          -4
 Jock [G]                    5-11-0         -6

Warriors with most wins      #     Warriors with most losses      #
 Wiggler [DS]                10     Jock [G]                      11
 Paul [AN]                   9      Morrocco Mole [D]             9
 Montpelier [M]              8      Mary [AN]                     9
 Bart [AN]                   8      Grobraum [J]                  7
 Mary [AN]                   8      Chasek [GO]                   7
 Talon [F]                   8     
 Smunch [DS]                 7
 Cinderella [M]              7

Teams in BR (alphabetical)
 Animal Pharm, Arduin Grimoire, Beast Masters, Burn N' Pillage, Come On
 Dark Forest Inn, Doc Steele Fan Club, Dreih's Freaks, Feisty Poodles
 Get Outta My Way, Ghaelie Sidhe, Golden Legion, Mad Scientists, Of Wolf and Man 9
 Only in Las Vegas, Patronas Veritas II, Run and Hyde, Shepherds, Soulthieves
 Sretsamleud, Sungod*Battle Royal, Superior Forces 6N, The Bike Shop
 The Grateful Undead, The Guardians II, The Shadows, Thundr + Litening, Trouble Helix
 Undercover Ska, Untouchables

Teams in BR (numerical)
 22, 75, 218, 252, 287, 293, 451, 479, 493, 495, 498, 504, 532, 533, 537, 549, 566
 567, 572, 573, 574, 587, 588, 589, 590, 591, 593, 595, 596, 600

Alphabetical Warrior Listing
 Alton (8297) [J], Anarchist (8391) [PT], Boston (8496) [M], Breakerfall (8505) [JK]
 Cinderella (7648) [M], Clearly Cheated (8542) [G], Dave (8535) [AN]
 Destitute Noble (7817) [F], Freak (7300) [JK], Free Porn (8546) [F]
 Great White (8473) [D], Grobraum (8045) [J], Hannah (7875) [AN]
 His Proctologist (7951) [PT], Hoffa (6021) [PT], Jock (7939) [G]
 Just Had A Big Gulp (7863) [F], Kyniska (8289) [A], Lactaid (8467) [J]
 Last Gasp (8405) [JK], Leonidas (8537) [A], Mantis (8553) [D], Mary (8168) [AN]
 Montpelier (7962) [M], Pickle Juice (7741) [J], Plastic Underpants (8540) [G]
 Point Man (7450) [M], Prebirth (8452) [J], Razorline (8511) [DS]
 Scarlet Skarab (8483) [D], Sindarion (8499) [A], Smunch (8337) [DS]
 Sorcia (8500) [A], Staple Gun (6024) [PT], Suldar (8481) [DS], The S-Man (8554) [AN]
 Vassal (7637) [DS], Wandering Star (8310) [AN], Was That Exlax? (8377) [F]
 Wiggler (8088) [DS]

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                                   HAMMERZ HERALD
             Death Fest Dada Data Edition/Diabolical Delarq Declaration
                                      by Hammer

         Behold, they belch out [insults] with their mouths; swords [of sarcasm,
ridicule, slander, and lies] are in their lips, for who, they think, hear us? --
Psalms 59:7  Amplified Bible

     Sensational News about Hammer negotiating the Re-Opening of Delarq Tor DM 58 as
a Slow Arena "Prize Package" for the DM 59 Death Fest Illis Iron Stable Award Winners
was spreading all across the Delarq Federation quicker than Dragon Fire!!!!!
     Delarq Tor DM 58 would be Re-Opened as a Slow Arena by the Gladiatorial
Commission as a Special Prize Awarded to the Illis Iron Stable Award Winners on the
following conditions:
     1.  At least 20 of the stables entered in the DM 59 Delarq Death Fest beginning
July 29th Must Complete a Minimum of 67 of a possible 75 fights over the course of 15
rounds
     2.  At least 20 of those Iron Stable Managers Must Enter a New Team Roll Up into
DM 58 Delarq Tor Without Cannibalizing Any of Their Active Stables
     3.  A Minimum of 15 Stables are Required to Remain Active Each Cycle for the
First Six Months to Ensure Exclusive Competition for the Duel Master and Team Awards
[Free Fights!] Without Any Other Stables Being Allowed to Enter the Newly Re-Opened
DM 58 Slow Arena [Until the First Six Months Have Expired in May 2006].
     Hammer was Alerting the entire Delarq Federation Regular and Slow Arenas; as
well as the Andorian and Free Blades Slow Arenas; Extending to Every Manager from
Newbie to Jaded Veteran His Personal Invitation to Compete in the DM 59 Delarq Death
Fest; with the Understanding that Delarq Tor DM 58 would be Re-Opened as a Slow Arena
[If More Than Enough Managers Would Compete for the Opportunity to Re-Open Delarq
Tor!]; Thus Carving a New Chapter in the Alastari Historical Archives; While
Fulfilling Their Own Delarq Dueling Destiny!
     One of the things Hammer enjoyed most about Hosting/Promoting New Contests
Was/Is the Transformation/Enlargement of the Chosen Arena Site; Especially
Anticipating the New Stable Names/Managers Who Answer the Call to Cross Blades and
Match Wits in a Hammer Hosted/Sponsored Contest.
     Offering 25 points to each Death Fest competitor who writes a minimum 15
paragraph Team Spotlight [including their Stable Name and Managerial Alias]; while
Highlighting a Storyline of their own choosing as they Answer the Call to Cross
Blades and Match Wits in a Hammer Sponsored Slow Arena Contest; would be One of
Hammer's Most Anticipated Aspects of Hosting the Delarq Death Fest in DM 59.
     It would be Interesting to see Who was able to Write their Spotlight and Email
it in a Format that would NOT be Cut Off by HAL; plus Who would be able to Submit
their Hand Written [or Typed] Spotlight in Time for the RSI Typist to have Time to
Type It into the DM 59 T-172 Newsletter; Otherwise, those 25 points would be
Forfeited Due to the Fact that Hammer and Other Interested Persons would be Deprived
of the Pleasure of the Potential Entertainment of Reading Countless Team Spotlights
on the Opening Round of the Delarq Death Fest [because of Missing or Partial Team
Spotlights!].
     Hammer also was Interested in Who would have the Foresight to Place Their Stable
on Team Maintenance or Warrior Maintenance to Ensure Their Stable Would NOT Miss a
Death Fest Round; thus Forfeiting Both an Additional 25 points for fighting 67 of a
possible 75 fights over the course of 15 rounds AND the Opportunity to Start a New
Stable in Delarq Tor DM 58 as an Illis Iron Stable Award Winner; Once the Death Fest
Contest Concluded in August 2005 and Qualified Managers were Listed with the
Gladiatorial Commission to Send RSI a New Team Roll Up to Register a New Stable in DM
58 Delarq Tor:
     Thus Qualifying those New Stables to Compete in the Rookies 2005 Fall Mailer
Tourney Before Competing in the Historic First Turn of the Newly Re-Opened Delarq Tor
DM 58 Slow Arena on November 3rd 2005.
     Hammer Had Done His Best to Send Out the Call for the Devious, the Diabolical,
the Dangerous and the Down Challenging to Cross Blades and Match Wits in Competition
for the Top 10 Prize Categories and Illis Iron Stable Award [Where Everyone Wins the
Right to Compete in the Newly Re-Opened Delarq Tor DM 58 Slow Arena on November 3rd
2005] All Sanctioned by the Gladiatorial Commission!
     Delarq Tor DM 58 Awaits Those Who are Brave Enough to Endure the Delarq Death
Fest in DM 59 [Beginning July 29th 2004 T-172; Concluding August 25th 2005 T-186] By
Completing a Minimum of 67 Fights Out of a Possible 75 Fights Over the Course of 15
Rounds of Dastardly Delarq Dog-Fighting!

  ***** Consult the DM 59 T-171 Newsletter Team Spotlight by Hammer for a Complete
                Listing of Death Fest Rules/Prize Allocations! *****

The New Merriam-Webster Dictionary Definitions:
     Dada:  A movement in art and literature based on deliberate irrationality and
negation of traditional artistic values.
     Data:  Factual information (as measurements or statistics) used as a basis for
reasoning, discussion, or calculation.
     Diabolical:  Devilish, Fiendish.
     Declaration:  To make known formally or explicitly.

     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!" -- Hammer/Death Fest Host/
Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and High Priest of the Crimson Ascension Family in
DM 28

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 498): JEJUNE of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 383): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 503): HARALDUR of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 499): STANLEY'S CUP of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 498): FRIED TWINKIE of MORE NEW TEAMS 2 (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 502): SERENGETI of BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 499): PTI of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 494): LENNY BAXTER of TOWNSVILLAINS (The Narrator, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 485): HIS PROCTOLOGIST of DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (PTFT, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 484): MAINE COON CAT of MEOW MIX (Sylvester Frothingslosh, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 458): PINK BEAR of LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 449): STEVEN SCIMITAR of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 196): DUCK TAPE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 436): GUNSLINGER of KING'S KREW (King Ralph, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 384): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 182): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 170): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 334): YOU of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 377): SLEEPLESS PARANOIA of PARENTHOOD from DWES EG (TUM)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 498): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 383): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 503): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 499): ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 498): THE TAKEN (Silver Stroke, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 502): BATTLE BEASTS (Sensei Jan, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 499): SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 494): PRAETORIAN GUARD (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 485): BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 484): CARNAGE CANARIES (Carnage Canary, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 458): SUICIDAL DREAMS (Bookie, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 449): DENNY'S BKFAST (T'Loi, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 196): ATMAN PROJECT (Kosmos, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 436): HIGHER PURPOSE (Angus, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 384): FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 182): THE MUPPETS (Keldon Blackfang, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 170): ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 334): SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 377): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 497): WISPER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 498): MARCH MADNESS of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 499): PTI of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 494): LENNY BAXTER of TOWNSVILLAINS (The Narrator, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 483): MR. TWISTER of IRONIC TAILS (Mr. Twister, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 457): KATHLEEN of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 448): UHLEK of DARK TOADS (TigToad, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 196): MISS CON DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 436): GUNSLINGER of KING'S KREW (King Ralph, mgr.)
               (turn 435): ANN ARTICHOKE of DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
                           YANKEE DAN of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 182): MERGEN of THE BLACK COMPANY (Woelfe, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 147): 2 PHAT of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     When perfection comes, you embrace it, for it is fleeting, especially on the
sands of Talcama!  Enjoying a little perfection right now we find the CENTER FOR
OLDS.  They went 5-0 on the sands this turn--good enough to capture both the current
top team and the team on the move.  Do that 39 times more in a row and maybe they
will beat DOC STEELE in the race to 1000 wins.  Of course, THUNDR + LITENING would
have to average less than a single win every turn.  Also enjoying perfection is
SINDARION of the UNTOUCHABLES by beating BOOKIE.  Sure, it is only 4 turns of
perfection but that is a lot better than most.
     This turn's perfect opponent was none other than DOC STEELE of ARROGANCE.
SUNSHINE BUD YELLOW got his challenge through and moved into the Challenger
Initiates.  The team that inspired a perfect fear in the hearts of many was none
other than WASTELAND.  Apparently avoiding fears is a perfect strategy, for CENTER
FOR OLDS was the team that avoided them mostly.
     The hottest warriors in Talcama aren't perfect, but one of them is close.  LIPPS
MCFRENZY is 9-1 over the past 10 turns.  JUST HAD A BIG GULP is the one who prevented
LIPPS from being perfect.  QUINTAL and PICKLE JUICE are both 8-2 over the past ten
turns.  The final warrior who deserves some small notice is POOPIEHEAD who has gone
7-3 over the past ten turns.  Far from perfect, but a good record.
     It was also a perfect day for LE PAIN DLG who took perfection out of the hands
of DATA LOSS.  Talcama may be the perfect place to bring a new team, with not a
single team qualifying for the unchartered awards.  Parry Lungers are perfect, no
doubt because of their ability parry AND lunge.
     Down challenging is another way to be perfect.  This turn saw a perfect 4-0
record from down challenging.  Challenging, in general, is a good idea.  Challengers
were almost perfect at 12-2 this turn.  Compare that to those who didn't make a
challenge, who record was 18-26 this turn.  Not only that, but 3 warriors of those
who didn't make a challenge find themselves in perfect coffins.  7 Managers searched
for perfect replacements by sending warriors into the Dark Arena.
     And how can we talk about perfect without talking about the perfect place to be?
PURPLE FIREFISH beat HANNAH and takes the throne of Talcama for himself!  What a
perfect turn.  And with that, I think it is a perfect time to make myself scarce!

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PURPLE FIREFISH 7982         16  13  1   120       BIG MEAN FISH (171)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREAK 7300                   19  11  4   116       RUN AND HYDE (537)
-HIS PROCTOLOGIST 7951        10   4  0   114       DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
 GOUT GOUT 7948               17  15  0   104       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 SWEATCAKE 8217               12   8  1   104       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-HOFFA 6021                   14   8  0   103       DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
 LIPPS MCFRENZY 8373          11   2  1   102       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 PICKLE JUICE 7741            20  26  0    98       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-SPAM GOLEM 5901              17  14  2    96       ALCHEMY (443)
 VASSAL 7637                  22  12  2    95       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-FORGED IN L.A. 7433          16  19  0    95       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 HANNAH 7875                  20  20  0    94       SHEPHERDS (252)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CINDERELLA 7648              13   4  0    90       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 BRICKTOP 7955                17  10  0    86       WASTELAND (207)
 JOCK 7939                    13  13  0    84       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
 POOPIEHEAD 8295              11   7  0    84       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 SMUNCH 8337                   8   1  0    84       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 WIGGLER 8088                 10   4  1    79       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008          15  13  2    75       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 KYNISKA 8289                  8   6  1    73       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 ASSUR 7821                   11  32  2    67       ARROGANCE (347)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JUST HAD A BIG GULP 7863     15  10  1    66       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
 ADELAIDE 8151                10  12  0    66       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 LE PAIN DLG 8016             10  17  0    61       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 GROBRAUM 8045                12  10  0    58       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 MARY 8168                    11  10  1    58       SHEPHERDS (252)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PREBIRTH 8452                 4   4  1    56       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 QUINTAL 8341                 10   4  1    55       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 MONTPELIER 7962               9   3  1    55       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
-POINT MAN 7450                9   6  0    55       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 GOKU 8449                     6   3  0    55       WASTELAND (207)
-DESTITUTE NOBLE 7817          8   4  1    54       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
-WAS THAT EXLAX? 8377          4   1  1    50       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
 ALTON 8297                    6   8  1    47       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 DATA LOSS 8029                6   1  0    45       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-STAPLE GUN 6024               9   9  0    44       DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
-BEAKER 7338                   3   1  0    44       ALCHEMY (443)
 BILLY THE SQUID 3880          8   4  0    41       SEA DOGS (224)
 WANDERING STAR 8310           3  10  0    38       SHEPHERDS (252)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GREAT WHITE 8473              5   2  0    33       BEAST MASTERS (567)
 SUNSHINE BUD YELLOW 8410      4   7  0    33       WASTELAND (207)
 LAST GASP 8405                5   4  0    30       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 TEDDY BEAR MOLLY 8474         4   3  1    30       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-WILL THE BIKER 8290           4   2  0    27       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 BLEDLOW 8482                  3   3  1    25       COLD CUTS (615)
-THE CRUSHER 8050              1   3  0    25       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 OSO OZONE 8412                4   6  0    24       COLD CUTS (615)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAZOOM MILLIE 8456            3   5  1    22       COLD CUTS (615)
 BILGE RAT 8502                3   1  2    21       SEA DOGS (224)
-HOMUNCULUS 7979               3   1  0    21       ALCHEMY (443)
-BARBARA GORDON 8000           2   0  1    20       ALSO KNOWN AS (583)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOSTON 8496                   2   0  0    20       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 SINDARION 8499                4   0  0    18       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 BULMA 8475                    3   2  2    17       WASTELAND (207)
 CLEARLY CHEATED 8542          2   0  1    16       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
-OLIVER QUEEN 7999             1   1  0    16       ALSO KNOWN AS (583)
 DAVE 8535                     2   0  0    15       SHEPHERDS (252)
 BARBU 8549                    2   0  0    15       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 DOC STEELE 8477               4   2  0    14       ARROGANCE (347)
 'SLOSHERS 8460                3   5  0    14       ARROGANCE (347)
 LEONIDAS 8537                 2   0  0    14       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 8531        1   1  0    14       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-SORCIA 8500                   1   0  1    13       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 BREAKERFALL 8505              1   1  0    13       RUN AND HYDE (537)
-SCOTT LANG 7997               1   1  0    13       ALSO KNOWN AS (583)
 SALT 8532                     1   1  0    11       SEA DOGS (224)
 STICKLEBACK 8561              1   0  0    11       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 SCARLET SKARAB 8483           2   4  0    10       BEAST MASTERS (567)
 HOFFA 8478                    2   4  0    10       ARROGANCE (347)
 BOOKIE 8458                   1   7  0    10       ARROGANCE (347)
-ANARCHIST 8391                0   6  0    10       DOC STEELE FAN CLUB (451)
 LACTAID 8467                  1   5  0     8       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-COUNT IN THE CELLAR 8404      0   1  0     7       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 MANTIS 8553                   1   0  0     6       BEAST MASTERS (567)
-SULDAR 8481                   0   2  0     6       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-MALIKI 4148                   1   2  0     5       EXCALIBUR (340)
-FREE PORN 8546                1   0  0     5       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
 LA TOUR 8525                  1   2  0     5       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
-CHASTITY 4145                 1   2  0     5       EXCALIBUR (340)
 DINKY 8539                    1   1  0     4       COLD CUTS (615)
 RAZORLINE 8511                0   3  0     4       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 PLASTIC UNDERPANTS 8540       0   2  0     2       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
-HANK PYM 8001                 0   2  0     2       ALSO KNOWN AS (583)
-DIANA PRINCE 8544             0   1  0     1       ALSO KNOWN AS (583)
-PINKY FLOYD 4210              0   1  0     1       EXCALIBUR (340)
 THE S-MAN 8554                0   1  0     1       SHEPHERDS (252)
 JUNEBUG 8560                  0   1  0     1       COLD CUTS (615)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
MONKEY-POO 8552        0  1 0 BEAST MASTERS 567     DARK CHAMPION 428     486 NONE    
LEAPIN' LIZARD 8551    0  1 0 BEAST MASTERS 567     BILGE RAT 8502        486         
THE CIVET 7878         0  1 0 BEAST MASTERS 567     BULMA 8475            483 JUST REV
MARGARITA BLENNY 8550  0  1 0 BIG MEAN FISH 171     BILGE RAT 8502        485         
ECHO 8414              3  3 1 COLD CUTS 615         QUINTAL 8341          482 NOT REVE
STARLIGHT STELLA 8538  0  1 0 COLD CUTS 615         CLEARLY CHEATED 8542  485         
HUNTER 4146            0  1 0 EXCALIBUR 340         BARBARA GORDON 8000   485         
RIDDLE OF STEELE 8556  0  1 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479  DARK CHAMPION 428     486 NONE    
NEON STILL SUKS 8555   0  1 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479  ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 486 NONE    
P'TIT GARS 7816       17 27 0 PENTARCHIE-18 508     FREAK 7300            486         
BOSTON BRAND 8523      0  1 0 RUN AND HYDE 537      WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 486 NONE    
JET 8524               0  1 0 RUN AND HYDE 537      STONE GOLEM 430       486 NONE    
LUNG COOKIE 8455       2  2 0 RUN AND HYDE 537      SORCIA 8500           483         
BALLAST 8514           2  1 0 SEA DOGS 224          BLEDLOW 8482          486         
BARNACLE BILL 2699    16  8 0 SEA DOGS 224          FREAK 7300            483         
BART 7927             15 15 2 SHEPHERDS 252         PARALLAX 7730         482 NOT REVE
GOODRUSTHISTURN 8559   0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6 493 BLACK ORC 424         486 NONE    
VITAMIN Q 8510         0  3 0 WASTELAND 207         WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 486 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Manager -- I barely had time to read the spy report the first time, I certainly do

not intend to re-read it.  I'll just take you at your word that your spineless
Andorian avoiding tactics were limited to just the non-Battle Royal teams.  Fight on.
-- Doc Steele

Suave -- Turn 500 sounds like a plan, I will certainly try my best to reach 1000 wins
by then.  And yes, I am well aware of how I have not graduated a Basher or Ripper
from this arena.  I really need to bite the bullet and try and do that.  Those styles
don't really enter into my thought process when I design a warrior, so it just has
not happened.  I'll have to tape a note to my desk or something to remind me.  I look
forward to the parade, thanks for honoring our bet from long ago. -- Doc Steele

Guardian -- I hope you send Jock at Wiggler a third time. -- Doc Steele

Suave -- Did I understand you ad to BWD to mean that you have graduated all 10 styles
twice from Centerfolds?  That is certainly impressive. -- Doc Steele

I know many guys don't care about reading their fights or winning a close one, but I
didn't know some cared so little.  Data Loss challenged and beat my Adelaide three
times in a row, Goku two times Le Pain DLG.  How funny, how interesting. -- Le
Pentarque, preparing strikers/TPs....

I don't really understand your continued anger about Echo:  I kinda hit her in the
hand. -- Quintal, a piece of violence in a pathetic team.

The Guardians II -- RIP-Starlight Stella.  I had big plans fer tha little lady.
Don't s'pose I got greedy? ...jes' a mite? -- Applejack

Humunculus -- J'a hear that crowd?  Lemme tough n' up and you can bet your bottom
ducket we'll do em over. -- B.

Hold tha presses!  Late arrival for da Cold Cuts, name'a Junebug. -- Applejack

All -- Fo' a manager, I is particularly fair minded...like, I believes:  all
managers, no matter what size, tem-per-a-ment or regional affiliation, is real
equal...except me, of course...I is kinda special. -- Applejack

Big Wave Dave -- Sorry about Margarita Blenny. -- One Armed Bandit

Mazoom Millie -- Well fought. -- Billy the Squid

25 May 2004
                                 TEN TURNS OF HELL:
                        The KLK Capture The Flag Competition

In the spirit of the ongoing effort to make arena play what it used to be (FUN!!), I
am proud to announce the KLK Capture The Flag Competition.  The competition will be
held in Jhans (DM-36, which has, by the way, grown in size equal to Talcama already).
:)  We are announcing this contest early to allow managers time to prep.

Rules:
     -- On turn 462 (due 8/4/04) the lowest ranked warrior on your team is given your
team's 'flag' (he is your initial flag defender).
     -- Starting on turn 463 (due 8/18/04) flags will be defended every turn and turn
463 is the turn scoring will begin.
     -- Fights involving flags are winners-take-all and a warrior can carry as many
flags as he can win.
     -- If a warrior holding a flag either A) goes inactive, B) loses to a stand-by
warrior or C) gets DA'd, he forfeits all flags he has and they are returned the their
original team's lowest ranked warrior.
     -- If you hold your own flag on an inactive warrior you receive NO POINTS that
turn.
     -- If a warrior graduates to AD holding flags starting on the next turn those
flags will be defended by the lowest ranked warrior on the team of the graduating
warrior.
     -- Scoring as follows for each turn:
          2 pts -- possession of your own team flag
          1 pt -- possession any other flag
          1 pt -- for each win
          1 pt -- for each kill
          1 pt -- for each award you receive in the newsletter
     -- You may enter as many teams as you like (per RSI rules) but each team is its
own entry.
     -- Tie-Breaker goes to the team that had the most points from flags.
     -- If still tied the tie-breaker will be the team that had the most points from
kills.  (It's the Delarq way.)
     -- The contest lasts 10 turns and there will be prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd
(based on highest point totals)

Prizes: (what you've been waiting on)
1st -- 3 know favorites potions*
       DA warrior named after winning manager
2nd -- 2 know favorites potions*
3rd -- 1 know favorites potion*

* These are full favorite potions (weapon, rhythms and tactics) and can only be used
on warriors with at least 4 FE.

     How's that for paying out? (grin)  Even if you think that it's all about the TC,
these prizes should be enough to draw you in.  (You know who you are.)
     I hope to see friend and foe alike come to Jhans.  Legion, Froths, and all the
others...this is your personal invite.  Can you win?  Can you survive 10 turns of
Hell in Jhans?
     Note:  Special thanks to RSI for helping make this contest possible.  Thanks
guys!

Bookie
KLK Alliance
Director Jhans' Board of Tourism
Warden of the Froth Circle (grin)
D.R.C. 4 Life

16 June 2004
                             Death Fest Begins July 29/DM 59 T-172

     "You drive a hard bargain Hammer," responded Lord Lian Ki Na-Sul, "but the 
Gladiatorial Commission has agreed to re-open DM 58 Delarq Tor as a Slow Arena 
exclusively for a period of six months to those Death Fest contestants who fight 
their stables at least 67 times out of a possible 75 during the 15 rounds of Death 
Fest; on the condition that at least 20 stables qualify for the Illis Iron Stable 
Award at the conclusion of the Death Fest and those qualifying managers send a New 
Stable to DM 58 Delarq Tor without Cannibalizing their participation in the other 
arenas where they have active stables!"
     Hammer felt a certain sense of satisfaction as he studied the ghoulish grin 
spreading across the face of Lord Lian Ki Na-Sul; proud Arena Master of the once 
dying Illis Arena, as the DM 59 Arena Authority signed the Gladiatorial Commission 
papers authenticating the arrangement agreed upon by the two parties presiding.
     "You and the Gladiatorial Commission also drive a hard bargain," Hammer replied 
as he reflected upon the prospects of Delarq Tor DM 58 being re-opened as a Slow 
Arena with at least 20 New Stables by the Managers who fight their stables at least 
67 times out of a possible 75 during the 15 rounds of Death Fest. "I also notice the 
clause that for Delarq Tor to be open Exclusively for 6 months to the New Stables 
managed by the Illis Iron Stable Award Winners that there must be at least 15 stables 
Active each cycle. That is a fair bargain for the opportunity to battle for the 
Duelmaster Throne each of those six months before Other New Stables are allowed to 
enter Delarq Tor."
     This was a Golden Opportunity for both Veteran and Newbie Managers to pave a new 
frontier of Delarq history by qualifying their Death Fest stables in DM 59 with 67 
fights out of a possible 75; then for the price of running a stable in a Regular 
Arena, continuing to be Active in DM 59 and sending a New Team Roll Up to be a part 
of "History in the Making" when Delarq Tor would re-open for its First Turn as a Slow 
Arena on November 3rd, 2005.
     Death Fest would conclude on T-186 August 25th, 2005 allowing the Illis Iron 
Stable Award Winners enough time to be registered with the Gladiatorial Commission; 
whereupon they would be able to submit a New Team Roll Up to the GC to start a New 
Stable in Delarq Tor; be able to fight those New Gladiators in the Rookies 2005 Fall 
Mailer Tourney; then begin competing for the DM 58 Duelmasters Throne in Delarq Tor 
right out of the gate with the November 3rd 2005 T-1 Debut Opening Round.
     Hammer of the First Part had also negotiated with Lord Na-Zul of the Second Part 
an agreement that All 10 Dark Arena Monsters and 17 NPCs Characters be re-named by 
the Top Ten Death Fest Finishers. [See DM 59 T-171 Newsletter Team Spotlight by 
Hammer for the complete listing of Dark Arena Monsters/NPCs and the Official Death 
Fest Designation for which Top Ten Finishers re-name which characters!]
     Lord Na-Sul could not hide his delight at the prospects of Death being re-
delivered to his once dying arena during the Delarq Death Fest; the DM 59 Arena 
Master agreed that these Death Fest Prizes were but a Small Exchange in Comparison to 
the Profits to be made by the local Illis business merchants and surrounding 
community from the Anticipated Influx into Illis by the Veteran and Newbie 
Managers/Gladiators/Stables seeking to make History in the Delarq Death Fest.
     Nor could Hammer conceal his jubilation regarding the Call Across Alistari being 
Answered to Cross Blades and Match Wits with the Devious, the Diabolical, the 
Dangerous and the Down Challenging who were being drawn to the Delarq Death Fest to 
Fulfill their Delarq Dueling Destiny!
     REMEMBER: Death Fest begins July 29th T-172 with 25 points being awarded to 
those who write a minimum 15 paragraph Team Spotlight [including Stable Name & 
Managerial Alias in the Storyline!] for the DM 59 T-172 Newsletter [So Make Sure HAL 
Does Not Eat any Lengthy Sentences that are Emailed without Proper Formatting; and 
the RSI Typist has Plenty of Time to Type Any Hand Written Spotlights; Lest Ye 
Discover 0 Points Awarded for a Missing or Incomplete T-172 Team Spotlight!]
     "May Your Blades Be Sharp and Your Wits Sharper!"  -- Hammer/Death Fest 
Host/Vendetta Cartel Captain; WordSmith and High Priest of the Crimson Ascension 
Family in DM 28

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

VITAMIN Q was dealt death by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
RIDDLE OF STEELE was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
NEON STILL SUKS was murdered by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MONKEY-POO was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
GOODRUSTHISTURN was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BOSTON BRAND was narrowly killed by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 2 minute competition.
JET was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
OSO OZONE was devastated by QUINTAL in a 1 minute bloody mismatched Bloodfeud match.
GREAT WHITE overpowered BULMA in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
DINKY lost to CLEARLY CHEATED in a 2 minute gory beginner's Bloodfeud duel.
POOPIEHEAD vanquished ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
VASSAL defeated JOCK in a 2 minute expert's Challenge match.
SMUNCH beat KYNISKA in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
LIPPS MCFRENZY savagely defeated BRICKTOP in a 6 minute Challenge match.
MIDNIGHT ANGEL was devastated by SWEATCAKE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
WIGGLER devastated JUST HAD A BIG GULP in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
WANDERING STAR was overcome by GOKU in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
LE PAIN DLG viciously subdued DATA LOSS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge bout.
ADELAIDE handily defeated ALTON in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
SUNSHINE BUD YELLOW devastated DOC STEELE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BARBU savagely defeated HOFFA in a 1 minute brutal Challenge bout.
ODDLY SHAPED BOOB overpowered LA TOUR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DAVE bested RAZORLINE in a popular 2 minute novice's Challenge contest.
LEONIDAS won victory over LACTAID in a 2 minute Challenge match.
PURPLE FIREFISH overpowered HANNAH in a action packed 1 minute uneven Title fray.
FREAK assassinated P'TIT GARS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GOUT GOUT defeated PICKLE JUICE in a popular 4 minute veteran's duel.
MARY was viciously subdued by PREBIRTH in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
MONTPELIER slimly won victory over LAST GASP in a 9 minute gruesome bout.
GROBRAUM handily defeated DARK CIRCLE FAN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TEDDY BEAR MOLLY was savagely defeated by BILLY THE SQUID in a 3 minute competition.
BLEDLOW savagely slew BALLAST in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fight.
SCARLET SKARAB was defeated by MAZOOM MILLIE in a 2 minute match.
BOSTON luckily beat 'SLOSHERS in a 4 minute gory fight.
BOOKIE was narrowly defeated by SINDARION in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
SALT demolished THE S-MAN in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BREAKERFALL overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BILGE RAT murdered LEAPIN' LIZARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PLASTIC UNDERPANTS was overcome by MANTIS in a 3 minute novice's fight.
JUNEBUG was demolished by STICKLEBACK in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         AIMED BLOW        39 -  23 -  5      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   12         WALL OF STEEL     58 -  55 -  1      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-LUNGE       21 -  22 -  1      49  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         TOTAL PARRY       52 -  55 -  4      49  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  38 -  4      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    64 -  76 -  5      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         BASHING ATTACK    46 -  58 -  5      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     16 -  23 -  3      41  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  33 -  2      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   19 -  35 -  3      35  |

Turn 486 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         5 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  9         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  6     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     3 -  6         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  PURPLE FIREFISH 7982       16  13  1  120 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
LUNGING ATTACK   FREAK 7300                 19  11  4  116 RUN AND HYDE (537)
WALL OF STEEL    GOUT GOUT 7948             17  15  0  104 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
PARRY-LUNGE      SWEATCAKE 8217             12   8  1  104 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
AIMED BLOW       LIPPS MCFRENZY 8373        11   2  1  102 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
TOTAL PARRY      VASSAL 7637                22  12  2   95 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008        15  13  2   75 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
BASHING ATTACK   KYNISKA 8289                8   6  1   73 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PICKLE JUICE 7741.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LIPPS MCFRENZY 8373.  The ten other most popular fighters were PICKLE JUICE 
7741, BLEDLOW 8482, LE PAIN DLG 8016, BOOKIE 8458, RAZORLINE 8511, PREBIRTH 8452, 
BOSTON BRAND 8523, VASSAL 7637, GOKU 8449, and GOUT GOUT 7948.

The least popular fighter this week was MONTPELIER 7962.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BRICKTOP 7955, JUNEBUG 8560, MANTIS 8553, LEAPIN' LIZARD 8551, THE 
S-MAN 8554, BOSTON 8496, P'TIT GARS 7816, LA TOUR 8525, DOC STEELE 8477, and JUST HAD 
A BIG GULP 7863.