DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/02/2004 Duedate: 08/14/2004
TALCAMA ARENA
DM-18 TURN-489
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POOPIEHEAD
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
(18-8295) [14-7-0,118]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
POOPIEHEAD POSITION IS EMPTY
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
(18-8295) [14-7-0,118]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SWEATCAKE MAZOOM MILLIE
CENTER FOR OLDS (108) COLD CUTS (615)
(18-8217) [14-9-1,99] (18-8456) [4-6-1,30]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THUNDR + LITENING (22) 41
2. CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622) 41 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
3. COLD CUTS (615) 30 Unchartered Team
4. UNTOUCHABLES (287) 25
5. PENTARCHIE-18 (508) 24 MARVELS (616)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 2 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 107 80 4 57.2 1/ 1 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 10 5 0
2/ 3 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 972 841 %121 53.6 2/ 3 BEAST MASTERS (567) 9 6 1
3/ 5 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573) 53 47 5 53.0 3/ 2 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 8 3 0
4/ 4 THE GUARDIANS II (479) 99 91 5 52.1 4/ 5 WASTELAND (207) 8 4 0
5/ 6 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 580 551 32 51.3 5/ 4 SHEPHERDS (252) 8 7 1
6/ 7 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 815 790 51 50.8 6/11 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 5 4 0
7/ 8 SEA DOGS (224) 111 110 7 50.2 7/ 7 COLD CUTS (615) 5 5 0
8/ 9 WASTELAND (207) 534 535 40 50.0 8/ 8 SEA DOGS (224) 5 7 0
9/10 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 541 579 31 48.3 9/16 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573) 4 2 1
10/11 BEAST MASTERS (567) 284 310 17 47.8 10/ 9 PENTARCHIE-18 (508) 4 7 0
11-12 STREET PIZZA (106) 608 698 43 46.6 11/15 ARROGANCE (347) 4 11 0
12/13 SHEPHERDS (252) 505 647 29 43.8 12- 6 RUN AND HYDE (537) 3 0 0
13/ 0 ALCHEMY (443) 52 68 2 43.3 13/13 UNTOUCHABLES (287) 3 6 0
14-14 RUN AND HYDE (537) 74 97 9 43.3 14/10 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 3 12 0
15/15 PENTARCHIE-18 (508) 190 264 7 41.9 15/14 THE GUARDIANS II (479) 2 10 2
16/16 UNTOUCHABLES (287) 137 194 10 41.4 16-12 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 1 1 0
17/17 COLD CUTS (615) 24 36 3 40.0 17/ 0 ALCHEMY (443) 1 2 0
18/19 ARROGANCE (347) 363 567 27 39.0 18/17*MARVELS (616) 1 4 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/18*MARVELS (616) 2 4 0 33.3 19/ 0*CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622) 0 5 0
20/ 0*CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622) 0 5 0 0.0 20-18 STREET PIZZA (106) 0 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
Battle Royal 3 - http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br3
The Battle Royale is a head to head free for all contest open to any Talcama manager
willing to subject themselves to some of the fiercest competition Alastari has ever
seen!
Previous Winners:
BR1 - Doc Steele (Transel) BR2 - Manray
Short Rules:
No avoiding other contest teams (And this will be checked each turn). Only Fights
against contest warriors count.
Score = Wins + Kills - Losses
First team to 25 wins!
Battle Royale Score
Overall Mgr Team Manager
Score Record IE Code Name Name
21 28- 7-0 0 [M] Superior Forces 6N Manager
12 34-23-1 0 [DS] Thundr + Litening Doc Steele
12 22-12-2 0 [F] Get Outta My Way Floyd
7 36-30-1 0 [AN] Shepherds Assurnasirbanipal
6 27-24-3 0 [A] Untouchables Angus
-1 23-25-1 0 [JK] Run and Hyde Jekyll
-3 27-31-1 0 [G] The Guardians II Guardian
-10 18-28-0 0 [D] Beast Masters Druid
-11 20-32-1 0 [J] Burn N' Pillage Jolly
Fight Results for Turn 489
Free Porn [F] over Jock Cousteau [G]
Sindarion [A] over Scarlet Skarab [D]
Dave [AN] over Sorcia [A]
Great White [D] over Prebirth [J]
Wiggler [DS] over Mary [AN]
This Turn's Score: Record Points
F Floyd 1-0-0 1
DS Doc Steele 1-0-0 1
D Druid 1-1-0 0
AN Assurnasirbanipal 1-1-0 0
A Angus 1-1-0 0
J Jolly 0-1-0 -1
G Guardian 0-1-0 -1
Top Warriors (Points)
Wiggler [DS] 12-4-1 9
Smunch [DS] 9-1-0 8
Iron Hands Lee [G] 6-0-1 7
Dallas [M] 6-0-0 6
Lilith [GO] 5-0-1 6
Montpelier [M] 8-3-0 5
Cinderella [M] 7-2-0 5
Destitute Noble [F] 5-1-1 5
Cadex CFM [MQ] 5-1-1 5
Paul [AN] 9-5-0 4
The Atomizer [NN] 6-2-0 4
Chasity Belt [G] 4-0-0 4
Bottom Warriors (Points)
Morrocco Mole [D] 5- 9-0 -4
Chasek [GO] 3- 7-0 -4
Absolute Zero [NN] 2- 6-0 -4
Shen Jing [MO] 0- 4-0 -4
Bagdhad Bob [IF] 0- 4-0 -4
Kutu [GO] 0- 4-0 -4
D'Astra [DD] 0- 4-0 -4
Jock [G] 5-11-0 -6
Warriors with most wins # Warriors with most losses #
Wiggler [DS] 12 Jock [G] 11
Mary [AN] 9 Mary [AN] 10
Smunch [DS] 9 Morrocco Mole [D] 9
Paul [AN] 9 Grobraum [J] 7
Bart [AN] 8 Chasek [GO] 7
Montpelier [M] 8 Scourge [DS] 6
Talon [F] 8 Razor Hawk [D] 6
Cinderella [M] 7 Pickle Juice [J] 6
Moordar [DD] 6 Peon Necromancer [PP] 6
Scourge [DS] 6 Marduk [GO] 6
The Atomizer [NN] 6 Kyniska [A] 6
Just Had A Big Gulp [F] 6 Hannah [AN] 6
Iron Hands Lee [G] 6 Booter [J] 6
Grobraum [J] 6 Bart [AN] 6
Dallas [M] 6 Absolute Zero [NN] 6
Kyniska [A] 6
Teams in BR (alphabetical)
Animal Pharm, Arduin Grimoire, Beast Masters, Burn N' Pillage, Come On,
Dark Forest Inn, Doc Steele Fan Club, Dreih's Freaks, Feisty Poodles,
Get Outta My Way, Ghaelie Sidhe, Golden Legion, Mad Scientists, Of Wolf and Man 9,
Only in Las Vegas, Patronas Veritas II, Run and Hyde, Shepherds, Soulthieves,
Sretsamleud, Sungod*Battle Royal, Superior Forces 6N, The Bike Shop,
The Grateful Undead, The Guardians II, The Shadows, Thundr + Litening, Trouble Helix,
Undercover Ska, Untouchables
Teams in BR (numerical)
22, 75, 218, 252, 287, 293, 451, 479, 493, 495, 498, 504, 532, 533, 537, 549, 566,
567, 572, 573, 574, 587, 588, 589, 590, 591, 593, 595, 596, 600
Alphabetical Warrior Listing
Alton (8297) [J], Asurion (8607) [J], Boston (8496) [M], Breakerfall (8505) [JK],
Cinderella (7648) [M], Dave (8535) [AN], Destitute Noble (7817) [F],
Donkey (8581) [D], Freak (7300) [JK], Free Porn (8546) [F], Great White (8473) [D],
Grobraum (8045) [J], Hi I'm Neon, I'm... (8577) [G], Jock Cousteau (8595) [G],
Just Had A Big Gulp (7863) [F], Kyniska (8289) [A], Lactaid (8467) [J],
Last Gasp (8405) [JK], Leonidas (8537) [A], Mantis (8553) [D], Mary (8168) [AN],
Montpelier (7962) [M], Ok (8580) [M], Point Man (7450) [M], Prebirth (8452) [J],
Scarlet Skarab (8483) [D], Sindarion (8499) [A], Smunch (8337) [DS],
Sorcia (8500) [A], Suldar (8481) [DS], The S-Man (8554) [AN],
Wandering Star (8310) [AN], Was That Exlax? (8377) [F], Wiggler (8088) [DS],
Woman at the Well (8583) [AN]
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 501): JEJUNE of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 386): TOOFLESS of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 506): LEFTISTS BLOW of THE CONFUSED (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 502): STANLEY'S CUP of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 501): BELISS DON of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 505): SECOND OMEN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 502): TERRI TOWEL of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 497): SIR PENT of SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 488): POOPIEHEAD of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 487): RAZOR MELODY of IRONIC TAILS (Mr. Twister, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 461): MAD MILKSTER of LEGENDARY BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 452): STEVEN SCIMITAR of EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 197): MYRON NAGEL of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 439): STUPID SEXY FLANDERS of I'M SO SEXY (Muffy, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 387): APPLE of FRUITS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 184): MICROSOFT of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 172): MACAULIFFE of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 337): YOU of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 149): CANNONBALL of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 380): SLEEPLESS PARANOIA of PARENTHOOD from DWES EG (TUM)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 501): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 386): GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 506): THE CONFUSED (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 502): MAYAN WHITE (Myrrdin, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 501): RENEGADES II (Elizamir, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 505): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 502): FLOWER CHILDREN (Ebenezer Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 497): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 488): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 487): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 461): LITTLE GIRLS LIKE... (Shocking Toad, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 452): EAGLES CLAW (Talon Volksie, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 197): THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 439): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 387): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 184): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 172): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 337): DEVIL'S MAYHEM (Dincuru Feadagnor?, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 149): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 380): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 506): GRAPH of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 502): STANLEY'S CUP of SPORTZ! (Guardian, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 500): HOWLER of THE TAKEN (Silver Stroke, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 487): PURPLE FIREFISH of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
PICKLE JUICE of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
VASSAL of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
HANNAH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 486): THE BUTCHER of NASTY MOB (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 460): POSTMASTER P of HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo Frothingslosh, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 197): MYRON NAGEL of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
(turn 196): MISS CON DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 439): STUPID SEXY FLANDERS of I'M SO SEXY (Muffy, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 184): MICROSOFT of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 172): MACAULIFFE of THE EXPLORERS (Kellog, mgr.)
(turn 171): HOFFA WITH HAIR of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 337): YOU of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 149): CONSTANTINE of AGELESS WONDER (Belyn, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
The Dark Arena is your friend. At least so you hope. Ten teams this turn sent
one or more warriors to the Dark Arena. This is good because managers want to get
new warriors to fight here on the sands of Talcama. This is bad, however, because
clearly the recruits being sent by the commission aren't meeting the standards of the
managers here. JUST HAD A BIG GULP was able to win in the Dark Arena. BRAIN LIKE
STEEL did not manage to repeat his victory from last turn.
There weren't many other deaths on the sands, though. Only BILGE RAT, who had
previously killed twice and was bloodfeuded by MANTIS, was found dead in a regular
arena bout. The other two Bloodfeuds, posted by BRICKTOP and BILLY THE SQUID, were
also successful.
We saw very little change in the top ranks this turn. The only warrior changing
class was GOKU, who beat MIDNIGHT ANGEL, gained 12 points, and became a Champion.
The Duelmaster, POOPIEHEAD, beat the returning SPAM GOLEM in a match up and got his
invite to Advanced Duelmasters. Joining him will be teammate SWEATCAKE.
Another oddity this turn was that not a single warrior dropped down a
recognition class. Eight warriors moved up a class, but not even one dropped down.
The most challenged warrior was ASSUR, who lost this turn to SWEATCAKE. And
surprising me yet more was the avoid report. With nive warriors making sixteen
avoids, there was actually a question of who might be the most avoided team! After
the avoids were tallied, it was the SEA DOGS who were the most avoided team, taking
three avoids, mostly from the BEAST MASTERS.
Though one cannot fault the BEAST MASTERS too much, for they have the single
hottest warrior on the sands of late. GREAT WHITE has started his career 8-2 in ten
straight turns. Other hot warriors include POOPIEHEAD, LIPPS MCFRENZY, GOKU, and
GROBRAUM who are all 7-3 over the last ten turns. While they don't qualify for the
hottest warriors list, there are also three youngsters who have begun their careers
undefeated. DAVE is 5-0 and MANTIS and LEONIDAS are 4-0. These three are all ranked
in the Challenger Initiate class and will find themselves tested by adepts very soon
if they continue their winning ways!
There are many other tidbits in the newsletter for the sharp to glean, but I
tend to report on the easiest facts. Like the fact that up-challengers went 2-4 this
turn while down-challengers went 4-1. And the fact that ALCHEMY returned to Talcama
this turn with a 1-2 record. CENTER FOR OLDS went 4-1 this turn, getting more wins
than everyone else this turn and over the last 3 turns. GET OUTTA MY WAY and
WASTELAND had perfect 3-0 turns, but I personally think 4 wins is better than 3. I
also noticed that the most popular warrior this turn, MAZOOM MILLIE, lost to the
least popular warrior, BEAKER, this turn. That probably means something to the rest
of you!
Welcome to Talcama, CLAN BATTLE AXE 2. I am Sherik, the spy reporter for this
fine city. I could wish you the best of luck from the RUGs, but from the rumors I've
heard, you'll be better off bribing several high placed commission representatives
than you'll be by worshipping the RUGs.
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
POOPIEHEAD 8295 14 7 0 118 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FREAK 7300 20 11 4 126 RUN AND HYDE (537)
SMUNCH 8337 11 1 0 114 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
WIGGLER 8088 13 4 1 108 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
SWEATCAKE 8217 14 9 1 99 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
GOUT GOUT 7948 19 16 0 98 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
BRICKTOP 7955 19 11 0 94 WASTELAND (207)
SPAM GOLEM 5901 17 15 2 94 ALCHEMY (443)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LIPPS MCFRENZY 8373 12 4 1 92 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-CINDERELLA 7648 13 4 0 90 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
MARY 8168 13 11 1 77 SHEPHERDS (252)
GOKU 8449 8 4 0 77 WASTELAND (207)
WANDERING STAR 8310 5 11 1 76 SHEPHERDS (252)
JUST HAD A BIG GULP 7863 16 12 2 73 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
ASSUR 7821 11 35 2 72 ARROGANCE (347)
MIDNIGHT ANGEL 8008 15 16 2 71 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
KYNISKA 8289 8 8 1 70 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-QUINTAL 8341 11 4 1 66 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
GREAT WHITE 8473 8 2 0 62 BEAST MASTERS (567)
GROBRAUM 8045 14 11 0 60 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
BILLY THE SQUID 3880 11 4 0 57 SEA DOGS (224)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DESTITUTE NOBLE 7817 9 4 1 56 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
-POINT MAN 7450 9 6 0 55 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
LE PAIN DLG 8016 11 19 0 54 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
ADELAIDE 8151 10 15 0 53 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
PREBIRTH 8452 4 5 1 50 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-WAS THAT EXLAX? 8377 4 1 1 50 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
OSO OZONE 8412 6 6 0 48 COLD CUTS (615)
BEAKER 7338 4 1 0 46 ALCHEMY (443)
ALTON 8297 6 9 1 43 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-MONTPELIER 7962 9 4 1 42 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
BULMA 8475 6 2 2 38 WASTELAND (207)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MANTIS 8553 4 0 1 33 BEAST MASTERS (567)
-LAST GASP 8405 6 4 0 32 RUN AND HYDE (537)
BOOKIE 8458 4 7 0 32 ARROGANCE (347)
MAZOOM MILLIE 8456 4 6 1 30 COLD CUTS (615)
BLEDLOW 8482 3 5 1 29 COLD CUTS (615)
DAVE 8535 5 0 0 28 SHEPHERDS (252)
LA TOUR 8525 3 3 0 26 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
LEONIDAS 8537 4 0 0 25 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LACTAID 8467 2 5 0 22 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
DINKY 8539 3 1 0 21 COLD CUTS (615)
SALT 8532 2 3 0 21 SEA DOGS (224)
-BREAKERFALL 8505 2 1 0 21 RUN AND HYDE (537)
SINDARION 8499 5 1 0 20 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 8531 3 2 0 20 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
BARBU 8549 3 2 0 20 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-NATCHIOS 8417 2 0 0 20 MARVELS (616)
-BOSTON 8496 2 0 0 20 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
'SLOSHERS 8460 4 7 0 19 ARROGANCE (347)
HOMUNCULUS 7979 3 2 0 19 ALCHEMY (443)
DONKEY 8581 1 2 0 19 BEAST MASTERS (567)
DOC STEELE 8477 4 5 0 17 ARROGANCE (347)
SCARLET SKARAB 8483 3 6 0 15 BEAST MASTERS (567)
SORCIA 8500 1 1 1 15 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
HI I'M NEON, I'M... 8577 1 1 1 14 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
HOFFA 8478 2 7 0 13 ARROGANCE (347)
WOMAN AT THE WELL 8583 1 1 0 12 SHEPHERDS (252)
FREE PORN 8546 3 0 0 10 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
-OK 8580 1 0 0 10 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
STICKLEBACK 8561 2 2 0 9 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ASURION 8607 1 0 0 9 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-PARKER 8420 0 1 0 9 MARVELS (616)
PLANKWALKER 8604 1 0 0 8 SEA DOGS (224)
RIVEN 8563 0 1 0 7 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
ROGERS 8421 0 3 0 7 MARVELS (616)
-SULDAR 8481 0 2 0 6 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
JOCK COUSTEAU 8595 0 1 0 1 THE GUARDIANS II (479)
MASTHEAD 8603 0 1 0 1 SEA DOGS (224)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
STUPID KOW! 8582 1 2 0 BEAST MASTERS 567 STONE GOLEM 430 489 NONE
LEAPIN' LIZARD 8551 0 1 0 BEAST MASTERS 567 BILGE RAT 8502 486 JUST REV
TEDDY BEAR MOLLY 8474 4 6 1 BIG MEAN FISH 171 ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 489 NONE
DEAD FISH 8611 0 1 0 BIG MEAN FISH 171 STONE GOLEM 430 489 NONE
MARGARITA BLENNY 8550 0 1 0 BIG MEAN FISH 171 BILGE RAT 8502 485 NOT REVE
GAUNT 8566 0 1 0 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 622 WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 489 NONE
BAIT 8565 0 1 0 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 622 AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 489 NONE
RAVEN 8564 0 1 0 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 622 ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 489 NONE
AXEN 8567 0 1 0 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 622 STONE GOLEM 430 489 NONE
JUNEBUG 8560 0 3 0 COLD CUTS 615 AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 489 NONE
STARLIGHT STELLA 8538 0 1 0 COLD CUTS 615 CLEARLY CHEATED 8542 485 REVENGED
HIGH ELF 423 0 1 0 DARK ARENA 0 JUST HAD A BIG G 7863 489 NONE
BRAIN LIKE STEEL 8578 1 1 1 THE GUARDIANS II 479 ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 489 NONE
BOB 8594 0 1 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479 WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 489 NONE
SAM 8596 0 1 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479 BANDIT PRINCESS 429 489 NONE
TRY AGAIN 8610 0 1 0 PENTARCHIE-18 508 SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 489 NONE
P'TIT GARS 7816 17 27 0 PENTARCHIE-18 508 FREAK 7300 486
BILGE RAT 8502 3 2 2 SEA DOGS 224 MANTIS 8553 489
BALLAST 8514 2 1 0 SEA DOGS 224 BLEDLOW 8482 486 REVENGED
GOB 8589 0 1 0 SEA DOGS 224 HI I'M NEON, I'M 8577 488 JUST REV
BIG BEAR 8605 0 1 0 SHEPHERDS 252 MOUNTAIN TROLL 422 489 NONE
RAZORLINE 8511 0 5 0 THUNDR + LITENING 22 AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 489 NONE
RIPSTICK 8593 0 1 0 THUNDR + LITENING 22 ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 489 NONE
BATHESDA 8592 0 1 0 UNTOUCHABLES 287 ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 489 NONE
SUNSHINE BUD YEL 8410 5 8 0 WASTELAND 207 WANDERING STAR 8310 488 JUST REV
PERSONAL ADS
Assur -- I guess you're right; Adelaide should take a walk to the Dark Arena. But,
but, it's my wife's name, so I kinda can't kill her myself. -- Le Pentarque
About the BR, as an innocent bystander, I don't understand why you don't have to play
5 guys each turn, and get penalties if you don't (the grammar here is unclear, but
I'm French). -- Le Pentarque
*Poopiehead* *Poopiehead* *Poopiehead*...can't help but loves an arena what does.
All -- Ya know, when a turn arrives weeks late, kinda beat-up lookin, I can't help
but wonder where ats it's been all this time, an what foul occurrences were befoulin
it. -- Applejack
P.S. So these personals are fer turn a'fore last's fights.
P.P.S. Thanks ta da gang. A copy arrived in time fer tha weekend.
Clearly Cheated -- Clearly, but to whom are you going to complain? -- Millie
P.S. I see they sent you up. Tough team.
Billy the Squid -- You made the crowd's-fav list and I didn't...kinda thought they
loved us both. Good fight and don't let the popularity go to your head, squid-brain.
-- B.
Hoffa -- A stroke of work, <eep> that needed working. Good for me. <eep> -- Dinky
Doc Steele -- Da pleasure's all mine. Let's fight. -- Applejack
All -- Junebug'd'a been a great basher, maybe, but a last second flip-flop killed dat
inspirational moment. Should'a been a basher. -- A.
Stone Golem is one tough customer! Too tough for poor Hannah: 14(2)-14(2)-15-11(2)-
21(2)-7-11(1), 17(+3)/18(+3)/16/21/14(-4)/8 VL/VL BS.
Muffin Man -- Clearly, Sunshine Bud Yellow deserved his fate as he was unable to even
beat Wandering Star! Please DO BF for 4 turns, as that'll keep WS out of the BR
(assuming you don't join this turn and really crush me). -- Assur
Did Malic suddenly make Talcama a safe haven for Mordant Deserters or something?
Goku -- Wiggler you are NOT! -- Mary
The BR reached a new low last turn, with only a single fight recorded. Smunch beat
Just Had a Big Gulp. I am discouraged... -- Assur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JUST HAD A BIG GULP barely slew HIGH ELF in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
BRAIN LIKE STEELE was butchered by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
TEDDY BEAR MOLLY was easily killed by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute match.
RAZORLINE was slaughtered by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
STUPID KOW! was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a popular 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
JUNEBUG was butchered by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
BATHESDA was butchered by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
GAUNT was dealt death by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 2 minute Dark Arena competition.
BAIT was easily killed by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
RAVEN was slaughtered by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
AXEN was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
DEAD FISH was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
BOB was easily killed by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
TRY AGAIN was assassinated by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SAM was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena contest.
BIG BEAR was luckily killed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena brawl.
RIPSTICK was easily killed by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict.
BRICKTOP won victory over WANDERING STAR in a 3 minute master's Bloodfeud bout.
BILLY THE SQUID handily defeated HI I'M NEON, I'M... in a 1 minute Bloodfeud bout.
MANTIS unbelievably slew BILGE RAT in a popular 1 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
SWEATCAKE beat ASSUR in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
WIGGLER overpowered MARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
GROBRAUM viciously subdued ADELAIDE in a 2 minute gruesome veteran's Challenge bout.
PREBIRTH was subdued by GREAT WHITE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge bout.
ALTON was overcome by LE PAIN DLG in a 2 minute Challenge contest.
BULMA overpowered 'SLOSHERS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
WOMAN AT THE WELL was defeated by ODDLY SHAPED BOOB in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
SALT beat STICKLEBACK in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
DONKEY was defeated by BOOKIE in a 1 minute novice vs. expert Challenge bout.
SORCIA was beaten by DAVE in a action packed 3 minute Challenge duel.
BARBU overpowered HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
POOPIEHEAD viciously subdued SPAM GOLEM in a popular 3 minute veteran's Title duel.
GOUT GOUT vanquished KYNISKA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SMUNCH overpowered LIPPS MCFRENZY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MIDNIGHT ANGEL was defeated by GOKU in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
OSO OZONE overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
BEAKER outlasted MAZOOM MILLIE in a exciting 11 minute brutal struggle.
DESTITUTE NOBLE bested BLEDLOW in a action packed 1 minute bout.
SINDARION luckily beat SCARLET SKARAB in a 2 minute match.
LA TOUR demolished DOC STEELE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
LACTAID won victory over HOMUNCULUS in a 2 minute bout.
FREE PORN luckily beat JOCK COUSTEAU in a crowd pleasing 3 minute novice's duel.
DINKY demolished LBA GROUPIE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
LEONIDAS overpowered MASTHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ROGERS lost to ASURION in a 4 minute amateur's duel.
RIVEN was subdued by PLANKWALKER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute beginner's conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 AIMED BLOW 42 - 22 - 4 66 |
|WALL OF STEEL 12 PARRY-LUNGE 25 - 22 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 WALL OF STEEL 55 - 52 - 2 51 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 TOTAL PARRY 42 - 43 - 4 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 37 - 3 44 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 BASHING ATTACK 37 - 50 - 4 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 LUNGING ATTACK 49 - 76 - 3 39 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 33 - 2 38 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 30 - 2 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 10 - 21 - 2 32 |
Turn 489 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 4 3 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 9 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 6 - 6 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 6 1 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 5 1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK POOPIEHEAD 8295 14 7 0 118 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
WALL OF STEEL SMUNCH 8337 11 1 0 114 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
AIMED BLOW WIGGLER 8088 13 4 1 108 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
PARRY-LUNGE SWEATCAKE 8217 14 9 1 99 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
TOTAL PARRY BRICKTOP 7955 19 11 0 94 WASTELAND (207)
BASHING ATTACK SPAM GOLEM 5901 17 15 2 94 ALCHEMY (443)
STRIKING ATTACK GREAT WHITE 8473 8 2 0 62 BEAST MASTERS (567)
LUNGING ATTACK GROBRAUM 8045 14 11 0 60 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SWEATCAKE 8217. The most popular warrior this turn
was MAZOOM MILLIE 8456. The ten other most popular fighters were POOPIEHEAD 8295,
SORCIA 8500, JOCK COUSTEAU 8595, STUPID KOW! 8582, WANDERING STAR 8310, GREAT WHITE
8473, PLANKWALKER 8604, GROBRAUM 8045, DESTITUTE NOBLE 7817, and AXEN 8567.
The least popular fighter this week was BEAKER 7338. The other ten least popular
fighters were ROGERS 8421, MASTHEAD 8603, DOC STEELE 8477, BLEDLOW 8482, HOFFA 8478,
WOMAN AT THE WELL 8583, 'SLOSHERS 8460, PREBIRTH 8452, HI I'M NEON, I'M... 8577, and
RIPSTICK 8593.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
POOPIEHEAD (18-8295) CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
SWEATCAKE (18-8217) CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENAS (DM 81/83)
Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed
in a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 81 or DM 83. If you requested that your team be
placed in a specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena. Any teams not
transferred out of DM 81 and DM 83 by October 1st will be deleted. If you have
questions about any of your teams, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI