DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/28/2005    Duedate: 03/12/2005

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-504

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BULMA
WASTELAND (207)
(18-8475) [16-6-2,135]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BULMA                          GREYHAWK
WASTELAND (207)                RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
(18-8475) [16-6-2,135]         (18-8846) [2-0-0,69]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ADELAIDE                       DEAD
PENTARCHIE-18 (508)            STRETSAMLEUD (619)
(18-8151) [18-22-0,91]         (18-8487) [2-0-0,21]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)    45
2. A TRIBE CALLED ILL (656)    39      HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
3. GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)      35      Unchartered Team
4. SHEPHERDS (252)             31
5. AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)     29      RILL'S GENCON SC (659)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*ARGONAUTS (658)            7   3  1 70.0   1/ 3 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    10  5 1
 2/ 1*RILL'S GENCON SC (659)     7   3  0 70.0   2/ 1 WASTELAND (207)          10  5 0
 3/ 3 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)      108  65  3 62.4   3/ 8 SEA DOGS (224)            9  6 0
 4- 4*SOLE BROS. (629)           3   2  0 60.0   4/ 2 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)    8  6 0
 5- 5 NEXT GENERATION (547)    162 113  9 58.9   5/ 4 BIG MEAN FISH (171)       8  7 0
 6/16*HELLBOURNE (653)           6   5  0 54.5   6/15 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)     8  7 0
 7/ 9 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)    62  52  5 54.4   7/ 9 COLD CUTS (615)           8  7 0
 8/ 8 THUNDR + LITENING (22)   985 866 %122 53.2   8- 6*ARGONAUTS (658)           7  3 1
 9/ 7*NATURALBORN KILLER (618)  18  17  1 51.4   9/17*RILL'S GENCON SC (659)    7  3 0
10/11 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)    596 566 32 51.3  10/26 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)    7  3 0
11/12 SEA DOGS (224)           144 137  8 51.2  11/ 7 RUN AND HYDE (537)        7  7 1
12/13 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    857 820 54 51.1  12/20*CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)     7  8 2
13/10 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 119 117  7 50.4  13/25*OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  7  8 1
14/ 0 THE GUARDIANS II (479)   108 107  6 50.2  14/ 5*NATURALBORN KILLER (618)  7  8 0
15/ 6*KOTOR (624)               12  12  0 50.0  15/18*HELLBOURNE (653)          6  5 0
16-14*HELTER SKELTER (655)       5   5  0 50.0  16/29*THE FALLEN (657)          6  9 1
17-15*SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)       5   5  0 50.0  17/11 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)       6  9 0
18/17 WASTELAND (207)          569 570 40 50.0  18-14*SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)      5  5 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 BIG MEAN FISH (171)      572 617 33 48.1  19-13*HELTER SKELTER (655)      5  5 0
20-19 FUNKY FOLK III (625)      15  17  2 46.9  20/19*KOTOR (624)               5  9 0
21/20 STREET PIZZA (106)       625 718 44 46.5  21/30 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566)  5 10 1
22/22 RUN AND HYDE (537)        91 109 11 45.5  22/31*A TRIBE CALLED ILL (656)  5 10 0
23/23 SHEPHERDS (252)          540 686 30 44.0  23/23 SHEPHERDS (252)           5 10 0
24/21 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)    21  27  0 43.8  24/34*AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)   5 10 0
25/25 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)      222 287  8 43.6  25-21 INANIMATE TOFU (331)      4  5 0
26/24 ALCHEMY (443)             57  74  2 43.5  26/28 ALCHEMY (443)             4  5 0
27-26 INANIMATE TOFU (331)     103 135  7 43.3  27/16 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)       4  6 0
28-27 UNTOUCHABLES (287)       162 225 13 41.9  28/32*VENDETTA INC (628)        4  6 0
29/34*THE FALLEN (657)           6   9  1 40.0  29/22 ARROGANCE (347)           4  9 0
30/ 0*STRETSAMLEUD (619)         4   6  0 40.0  30/10 STREET PIZZA (106)        4 11 0
31/31 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)   23  36  1 39.0  31-12 NEXT GENERATION (547)     3  0 0
32/29 ARROGANCE (347)          384 611 27 38.6  32-27*SOLE BROS. (629)          3  2 0
33/30 COLD CUTS (615)           52  83  4 38.5  33/33 THUNDR + LITENING (22)    3  9 0
34/ 0 THIGHMASTERS (525)        19  31  3 38.0  34/ 0*STRETSAMLEUD (619)        2  3 0
35/28*THE DARK GODS (501)       13  22  2 37.1  35/ 0 THIGHMASTERS (525)        2  3 0
36/32 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566)  41  74  3 35.7  36/35*THE DARK GODS (501)       2  7 0
37/33*VENDETTA INC (628)         7  13  0 35.0  37-24 UNTOUCHABLES (287)        2  8 0
38/36*OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)   8  15  1 34.8  38/38 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)   1  1 0
39/35*A TRIBE CALLED ILL (656)   5  10  0 33.3  39/ 0 THE GUARDIANS II (479)    1  4 1
40/38*AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)    5  10  0 33.3  40-36 FUNKY FOLK III (625)      1  4 0
41/37*CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)      8  21  2 27.6  41/37 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)  0 10 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Battle Royal 3 -- http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br3
The Battle Royale is a head to head free for all contest open to any Talcama manager
willing to subject themselves to some of the fiercest competition Alastari has ever
seen!

Previous Winners:
BR1 -- Doc Steele (Transel)   BR2 -- Manray   BR3 -- Manager

Short Rules:
No avoiding other contest teams (And this will be checked each turn).
Only Fights against contest warriors count.
Score = Wins + Kills -- Losses
First team to 25 wins!

Battle Royale Score
       Overall        Mgr   Team                     Manager
 Score  Record    IE  Code  Name                     Name
  6      6-0-0    0   [R]   Rill's Gencon SC         Rillion
  5      7-3-1    0   [P]   Argonauts                Polarius
  5      6-3-2    0   [MI]  Clan Battleaxe 2         Mithril
  4      6-2-0    0   [F]   Get Outta My Way         Floyd
  3      6-3-0    0   [DG]  Hellbourne               DeGotti
  3      6-3-0    0   [MM]  Wasteland                The Muffin Man
  3      5-2-0    0   [BD]  Big Mean Fish            Big Wave Dave
  2      7-5-0    0   [OB]  Sea Dogs                 One Armed Bandit
  2      6-4-0    0   [J]   Burn N' Pillage          Jolly
  2      6-5-1    0   [TW]  Of Wolf and Man II       Tripwire
  2      4-2-0    0   [IL]  A Tribe Called Ill       !ll.kid.k
  2      3-1-0    0   [C]   Helter Skelter           Cosmo
  1      7-6-0    0   [DT]  Vincere Aut Mori         Dark Knight Toker
  1      4-3-0    0   [RB]  Ska Robot Army           Rude Buddha
  0      7-7-0    0   [TD]  Naturalborn Killers      Talon Darkhart
  0      5-6-1    0   [AZ]  The Fallen               Azrael
  0      5-6-1    0   [JK]  Run and Hyde             Jekyll
  -1     5-6-0    0   [AS]  Kotor                    Armalias Skyhawk
  -1     5-6-0    0   [AJ]  Cold Cuts                Applejack
  -2     4-6-0    0   [UM]  Street Pizza             The Upright Man
  -2     3-5-0    0   [G]   Vendetta Inc             Goat
  -2     2-4-0    0   [A]   Untouchables             Angus
  -3     4-7-0    0   [AN]  Shepherds                Assurnasirbanipal
  -4     4-8-0    0   [M]   Heavymetal Kids          Moribund
  -4     4-9-1    0   [SL]  The Grateful Undead      Street Legal
  -4     2-6-0    0   [N]   The Dark Gods            Noachian
  -5     2-7-0    0   [DS]  Thundr + Litening        Doc Steele
  -6    4-10-0    0   [H]   Aim Fatal Hammerz        Hammer
          --      0   [DD]  Dark Forest Inn          Dameon Darkheart

Fight Results for Turn 504
 Malko [MI] over Smell Carefully [UM]
 HK-47 [AS] over Ariel [AZ]
 Hexalus [DT] over Ted Bundy [TD]
 Lizzie Borden [TD] over Moops! [UM]
 Mervyn [JK] over Aim To Fame Hammer [H]
 Aim To Maim Hammer [H] over Vorn [MI]
 Barbu [BD] over Miss Assist [AJ]
 Zauriel [AZ] over ZZZZZZZZ [UM]
 Asmodel [AZ] over Necatus [DT]
 Ry [MI] kills Kreia [AS]
 Steel Breeze [M] over Prebirth [J]
 Evo Warblade [IL] over Talk To The Hand!! [F]
 J'Azin [DG] over Cerridwen [N]
 Reward Points! [R] over Eurynomos [N]
 Ghostknife [DS] over Uranium [M]
 Greyhawk [R] over Solsbury Hill [UM]
 Grobraum [J] over Stickleback [BD]
 He Loves Me Not [AN] over Ka'Zeen [DG]
 Fear [TW] over Sonova Lich [SL]
 Voices [TW] kills Araken [DS]
 Dr Knuckles [IL] over Mary Ann Cotton [TD]
 Robosapien [MM] over Aim To Hurt Hammer [H]
 Aim To Burp Hammer [H] over Humbug Harry [AJ]
 Lactaid [J] over Goat. V.I. [G]
 Charlie Manson [TD] over Doc Sik. V.I. [G]
 A'Amon [DG] over Duergar [N]
 Bilge Rat [OB] over Castor [DT]
 Free Porn [F] over Violence Fetish [TW]
 Down W Sickness [TW] over Carth Onasi [AS]
 Goku [MM] over Billy The Squid [OB]
 Archor [N] over Seneca Varrus [DT]
 Coral Beauty [BD] over The Wimp [M]
 Moldy Mummy [SL] kills Longshot [DS]
 Plankwalker [OB] over Speckled Spectre [SL]
 Bip [UM] over Dave [AN]
 Woman at the Well [AN] over Breakerfall [JK]
 Was That Exlax? [F] over Last Gasp [JK]
 Eberron [R] over Crescent Snapper [BD]
 Salt [OB] over Baritus [DT]
 Wasby. V.I. [G] over H. H. Holmes [TD]
 Open Bar [F] over Babbling Banshee [SL]

This Turn's Score:                    Record       Points
T    Tripwire                        3-1-1           3
R    Rillion                         3-0-0           3
OB   One Armed Bandit                3-1-0           2
F    Floyd                           3-1-0           2
IL   !ll.kid.k                       2-0-0           2
MM   The Muffin Man                  2-0-0           2
MI   Mithril                         2-1-1           2
AN   Assurnasirbanipal               2-1-0           1
AZ   Azrael                          2-1-0           1
DG   DeGotti                         2-1-0           1
J    Jolly                           2-1-0           1
BD   Big Wave Dave                   2-2-0           0
H    Hammer                          2-2-0           0
TD   Talon Darkhart                  2-3-0          -1
JK   Jekyll                          1-2-0          -1
G    Goat                            1-2-0          -1
M    Moribund                        1-2-0          -1
DS   Doc Steele                      1-2-0          -1
SL   Street Legal                    1-3-1          -1
AS   Armalias Skyhawk                1-2-0          -1
N    Noachian                        1-3-0          -2
AJ   Applejack                       0-2-0          -2
UM   The Upright Man                 1-4-0          -3
DT   Dark Knight Toker               1-4-0          -3

Teams in BR (alphabetical)
A Tribe Called Ill, Aim Fatal Hammerz, Argonauts, Big Mean Fish, Burn N' Pillage,
Clan Battleaxe 2, Cold Cuts, Dark Forest Inn, Get Outta My Way, Heavymetal Kids,
Hellbourne, Helter Skelter, Kotor, Naturalborn Killers, Of Wolf and Man II,
Rill's Gencon SC, Run and Hyde, Sea Dogs, Shepherds, Ska Robot Army, Street Pizza,
The Dark Gods, The Fallen, The Grateful Undead, Thundr + Litening, Untouchables,
Vendetta Inc, Vincere Aut Mori, Wasteland

Teams in BR (numerical)
4, 22, 106, 171, 207, 218, 224, 252, 287, 501, 537, 566, 573, 600, 615, 618, 622,
624, 626, 628, 630, 651, 652, 653, 655, 656, 657, 658, 659

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 515): DARK HELM of BLOOD OF THE SPIDER (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 401): NELLISTHA of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 520): SUNBURN of SIMPLY DESSERTS (Sweet Tooth, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 516): ARCANE RAIDER of THE MOTHERSHIP 5 (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 515): JOHN TYLER of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 519): SATAN CLAUS of HOLIDAY HORRORS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 517): GOKU of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 511): QUIFF of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 503): BULMA of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 502): RONALD REAGAN of SONS OF SATAN (Damion, mgr.)
 DM  36 COSMOWORLD (turn 476): SANDPAPER CONDOM of MEMPHIS MAFIA II (Talon Darkhart)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 467): DARK TYPHLOSION of FIRE DECK (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 204): HOMEY CIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 453): RONALD MCDONALD of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 402): HANNAH of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 191): DAROSHTAN of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 179): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 351): ALTA CHESS of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 156): ORPHAN of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 395): WHIRLING WORD of 4-LETTER WORDS from CAER (TUM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 515): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 401): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 520): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 516): LOTHLORIEN (Mithrandir, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 515): I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 519): HOLIDAY HORRORS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 517): UNDER JOLLY ROGER (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 511): TERRAPIN STATION (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 503): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 502): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 COSMOWORLD (turn 476): HELTER SKELTER (Cosmo, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 467): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 204): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 453): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 402): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 191): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jinda, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 179): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 351): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 156): X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 395): ODD SQUAD, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 514): AEGLOS of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 519): GREEN BEAN of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 516): DREAMER of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 514): FREDERICK DOUGLASS of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
                           MANUTE BOL of LARGE LOSERS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 510): CYCLONE of THUNDERSTRIKERS (Zeus, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 503): LE PAIN DLG of PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
                (turn 502): BRICKTOP of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 502): RONALD REAGAN of SONS OF SATAN (Damion, mgr.)
               (turn 501): POISON BEAK (21-5827) CARNAGE CANARIES (147)
 DM  36 COSMOWORLD (turn 475): KERRY BEAR of BLITZKRIEG (Polarius, mgr.)
                   KILL'EM KREPP of ANARKYSTS (Iver, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 204): HOMEY CIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 453): RONALD MCDONALD of CLOWNING AROUND (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 402): HANNAH of AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 350): TRAIN of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 155): CANNONBALL of X-POSSE (Savant, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome to Talcama, home of all the most Delarquan managers and tactics in all
the lands.  The Duelmaster, BULMA, started the day with a 35 point downchallenge.  I
suppose being on top, you have to make a downchallenge and LE PAIN DLG was recognized
as a Lord Protector this turn while BULMA reigns on the throne with the possibility
of staying there a third turn (something few have done in the recent past), but our
leader set the tone for the turn.
     All total, 19 of the 32 challenges were down challenges and for the most part,
it was good strategy and tactics, for 13 of them won.  Of those who challenged up or
even, only 4 won.  BARITUS was the most challenged warrior (hmmm, the second lowest
Adept) and lost to Challenger Adept SALT.
     Then again, if nobody is going to avoid anyone else, you may as well make
challenges that will get you wins.  One team did use their avoids, but I suspect it
was more an attempt at the spotlight than fear.  NATURALBORN KILLERS sent 10 avoids
to ARROGANCE.  But I can assure you that avoiding arrogance will not get you any
points for humility--not in my book!  The rest of the arena saw 3 warriors using 6
avoids towards 5 teams.  CORAL BEAUTY marks the final graduation of a Dead Tournament
Victor, the rest having graduated previously.  The commission also finally gave ASSUR
his induction certificate.  I can only hope he takes the land and retires, because
the Isle of the Eye will not be kind.
     Talcama has not been kind to Total Parries in the recent past.  The last time
the Total Parries sat on top of the ten turn rankings was on turn 477.  And they did
not regain the spot through their own merits, but by the failings of the Parry
Lungers this turn, who went 1-9 on the turn.
     Four warriors died outside the Dark Arena:  KREIA and ARAKEN in their auditions,
LONGSHOT, who had no heart after losing his undefeated record, and TWASALONGNIGHT,
who had the misfortune to match up with returning TV HI I'M NEON, I'M ... (What a
mouthful that is).
     None of the major undefeated streaks were broken up this turn.  MR THIRD TIME
got his 10th win, FREE PORN his 6th, HK-47 his 5th, and FEAR his 4th.
Congratulations to MR THIRD TIME, who becomes the single hottest warrior on the
sands, winning 10 of 10 in ten turns.  Normally, I'd be excited about BARBU, who has
gone 8-2 over the last 10 turns, and I always mention the 7-3's, BULMA, GOKU, and
STICKLEBACK, but when you've got a 10-0 record, that isn't just hot, that is PERFECT!
Good job, MR THIRD TIME!
     Final stats for the turn:  23 warriors went up a class (but only one entered
into the Challenger Champs class) and 3 warriors dropped down a recognition class.
THE GUARDIANS II, SRETSAMLEUD, and THIGHMASTERS all returned to the sands for
fighting.  And the best team record was 4-1, repeated by GET OUTTA MY WAY, CENTER FOR
OLDS, and OF WOLF AND MAN II.
     In closing, I just want to welcome all the scum back to Talcama.  The crowds
hate you (just read the least popular list), managers hate opposing you, but you make
my job so much easier, since I get to paint big fat targets all over you!  20 minute
duels, indeed! -- Sherik, your spy

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BULMA 8475                   16   6  2   135       WASTELAND (207)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOKU 8449                    16  11  0   131       WASTELAND (207)
 CORAL BEAUTY 7315            23  17  0   117       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-WILL THE BIKER 8290          11   4  0   116       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-SMUNCH 8337                  11   1  0   114       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-FORGED IN L.A. 7433          18  19  0   111       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 WANDERING STAR 8310          12  19  2   109       SHEPHERDS (252)
 ASSUR 7821                   16  45  2   104       ARROGANCE (347)
-QUINTAL 8341                 14   4  1   104       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 BARBU 8549                   14   6  1   103       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 SPAM GOLEM 5901              18  18  2    96       ALCHEMY (443)
 ADELAIDE 8151                18  22  0    91       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GROBRAUM 8045                21  19  0    85       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 STEEL BREEZE 331             20  10  1    85       HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
-DREADNAUGHT 6426             13   2  1    83       INANIMATE TOFU (331)
-LEONIDAS 8537                10   1  0    80       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 BILLY THE SQUID 3880         17  10  0    78       SEA DOGS (224)
 DESTITUTE NOBLE 7817         11   5  1    77       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
 THE WIMP 319                 21  11  1    75       HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
 PLANKWALKER 8604              9   4  1    71       SEA DOGS (224)
 PREBIRTH 8452                 6   7  1    69       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 GREYHAWK 8846                 2   0  0    69       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 ALTON 8297                    9  10  1    68       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-DATA LOSS 8029               11   4  0    67       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 EBERRON 8848                  2   0  0    67       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SALT 8532                    10   7  0    65       SEA DOGS (224)
 BIP 8665                      7   1  0    65       STREET PIZZA (106)
 BEN WA 7103                   5   4  3    65       THIGHMASTERS (525)
 MOLDY MUMMY 7643              9  14  1    64       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAKOV 7457                    8  10  0    63       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 8583        8   9  0    62       SHEPHERDS (252)
-SORCIA 8500                   6   7  1    62       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
-COUNT IN THE CELLAR 8404      5   3  0    62       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 BOOKIE 8458                  11  15  0    58       ARROGANCE (347)
 STICKLEBACK 8561              9  10  0    58       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 LA TOUR 8525                  8  10  0    58       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
-BLOWN AWAY 8636               7   3  0    58       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 THE GREAT ZAMBONI 8647        8   4  0    57       COLD CUTS (615)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE CRUSHER 8050              6   7  0    54       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 DAVE 8535                    14   6  0    52       SHEPHERDS (252)
-SINDARION 8499               12   7  1    50       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 WAS THAT EXLAX? 8377          6   2  1    48       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
 SOLSBURY HILL 8558            4   4  0    44       STREET PIZZA (106)
 BEAKER 7338                   5   3  0    43       ALCHEMY (443)
 SPECKLED SPECTRE 7642         9  14  0    42       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 'SLOSHERS 8460                8  18  0    42       ARROGANCE (347)
 HOMUNCULUS 7979               6   3  0    42       ALCHEMY (443)
 RIVEN 8563                    4   3  0    42       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 MASTHEAD 8603                 6   7  0    41       SEA DOGS (224)
 CRESCENT SNAPPER 8644         5   8  1    41       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 8531       10  10  0    40       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 LAST GASP 8405                9   7  0    40       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 CHARLIE MANSON 8437           5   3  0    40       NATURALBORN KILLERS (618)
-RAGEN 7461                    5  10  0    38       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
 BREAKERFALL 8505              6   3  1    37       RUN AND HYDE (537)
-CATAPHASIA 8780               2   0  0    36       SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)
-ROYCE 7459                    6   6  1    35       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
 BARITUS 8674                  4   6  0    35       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 HOFFA 8478                    5  19  0    34       ARROGANCE (347)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MISS ASSIST 8658              5   6  1    33       COLD CUTS (615)
 CHARNEL 8575                  5   2  0    33       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 HI I'M NEON, I'M... 8577      2   1  2    33       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
 HK-47 8584                    5   0  0    32       KOTOR (624)
-TRIGGER HAPPY 8817            2   0  0    32       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 MR THIRD TIME 8668           10   0  0    30       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 FEAR 8715                     4   0  0    30       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 URANIUM 657                   7   7  1    29       HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
 A'AMON 8806                   3   0  0    29       HELLBOURNE (653)
-DEMENTIA 8788                 2   0  0    29       SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)
 GHOSTKNIFE 8759               2   1  0    28       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-LOVELY LEEZA 8840             2   0  0    28       ARGONAUTS (658)
-ARMAND VAN HELDEN 6498        4   7  0    27       INANIMATE TOFU (331)
 DR KNUCKLES 8823              3   0  0    27       A TRIBE CALLED ILL (656)
 ARCHOR 6776                   2   5  0    27       THE DARK GODS (501)
 LIZZIE BORDEN 8863            2   0  0    25       NATURALBORN KILLERS (618)
 FREE PORN 8546                6   0  0    24       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
 ARIEL 8830                    2   1  1    24       THE FALLEN (657)
-SASSY SANDY 8837              2   0  1    24       ARGONAUTS (658)
 J'AZIN 8805                   2   0  0    24       HELLBOURNE (653)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BILGE RAT 8655                5   6  0    23       SEA DOGS (224)
 GALLOPING GHOST 7931          3   5  0    23       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 DOWN W SICKNESS 8714          1   4  0    22       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 MOOPS! 8662                   4   4  1    21       STREET PIZZA (106)
 LACTAID 8467                  4   7  0    21       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-TOFU OF CARNAGE 7442          4   3  0    21       INANIMATE TOFU (331)
 BERCHTA 6774                  3   4  0    21       THE DARK GODS (501)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEAD 8487                     2   0  0    21       STRETSAMLEUD (619)
 TED BUNDY 8438                3   4  1    20       NATURALBORN KILLERS (618)
 DUERGAR 6777                  3   4  1    19       THE DARK GODS (501)
 CERRIDWEN 6775                3   5  1    19       THE DARK GODS (501)
 MERVYN 8750                   3   2  1    19       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 MELANIE 7197                  3   1  0    19       THIGHMASTERS (525)
 CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 8693         5   3  0    18       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 CARBON 14 1355                4   1  0    18       HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
 CASTOR 8672                   4   6  0    18       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 AIM TO MAIM HAMMER 8799       1   2  0    18       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
-DARK OMEN 8818                1   1  0    17       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 ASURION 8607                  3   2  0    16       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 MARY ANN COTTON 8792          3   1  0    16       NATURALBORN KILLERS (618)
 REWARD POINTS! 8851           1   1  0    16       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 AIM TO BURP HAMMER 8798       1   2  0    16       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 CARTH ONASI 8613              3   2  0    15       KOTOR (624)
-AARDVARK KILLA 8704           2   3  0    15       INANIMATE TOFU (331)
 DOC SIK. V.I. 8685            2   2  0    15       VENDETTA INC (628)
 HEXALUS 8869                  2   0  0    15       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 VOICES 8712                   1   4  1    15       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 VIOLENCE FETISH 8713          1   4  0    15       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 SCHMEDRICK 8843               1   2  0    15       COLD CUTS (615)
-NIKE 8702                     1   0  0    15       SOLE BROS. (629)
-SUCKER PUNCH 8785             1   1  0    15       SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)
 SLOW MOTION 8903              1   0  0    15       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 EL SUCKO 8794                 3   1  0    14       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 OPEN BAR 8721                 2   0  0    14       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
 KARRAMEL 8900                 1   0  0    13       THE FALLEN (657)
 STUPIFY 8711                  1   3  0    13       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 NOSTRA. V.I. 8687             2   2  0    12       VENDETTA INC (628)
 PEACOCK SOLE 8753             1   3  0    12       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 ASMODEL 8834                  1   2  0    12       THE FALLEN (657)
 AIM TO BURN HAMMER 8887       1   0  0    12       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 STEELE BRAIN PAN 8615         2   4  0    11       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
-RED WING 8701                 1   0  0    11       SOLE BROS. (629)
 HE LOVES ME NOT 8859          1   1  0    11       SHEPHERDS (252)
-LINDA LOU 8839                1   1  0    11       ARGONAUTS (658)
 EURYNOMOS 6778                2   4  0    10       THE DARK GODS (501)
-BETTIE BROWNIE 8841           2   0  0    10       ARGONAUTS (658)
 WASBY. V.I. 8686              1   3  0    10       VENDETTA INC (628)
-FILA 8698                     1   0  0    10       SOLE BROS. (629)
-DREW PEA 8765                 1   0  0    10       FUNKY FOLK III (625)
 ALYSON H. 7181                2   3  0     9       THIGHMASTERS (525)
 EVO WARBLADE 8821             2   1  0     9       A TRIBE CALLED ILL (656)
 HUMBUG HARRY 8738             2   3  0     9       COLD CUTS (615)
 MALKO 8871                    2   0  0     9       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 ROBOSAPIEN 8742               1   2  0     9       WASTELAND (207)
 SENECA VARRUS 8793            2   2  0     8       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 TOKER. V.I. 8688              2   2  0     8       VENDETTA INC (628)
 AIM TO FAME HAMMER 8800       1   2  0     8       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 HEALTHY HELGA 8842            2   1  0     7       COLD CUTS (615)
 NECATUS 8852                  2   1  0     7       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 RY 8872                       1   1  1     7       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 GREEN REGENT 8850             1   1  0     7       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 PART TIME 8902                1   0  0     6       STRETSAMLEUD (619)
 RHESUS THESIS 8884            1   0  0     6       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-STONEWALL 8866                1   0  0     6       HELTER SKELTER (655)
-MEPHISKAPHELES 8779           0   2  0     6       SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)
 VORN 8873                     1   1  1     5       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 BABBLING BANSHEE 8825         1   2  0     5       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 DA FORTH 8845                 1   1  0     5       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 H. H. HOLMES 8826             1   2  0     5       NATURALBORN KILLERS (618)
 ZAURIEL 8901                  1   0  0     5       THE FALLEN (657)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GILLETTE 8865                 1   0  0     5       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 AIM TO HURT HAMMER 8802       1   2  0     5       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 SONOVA LICH 7956              0   5  0     5       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 KEY STATS=41 8489             1   1  0     4       STRETSAMLEUD (619)
 STRONTIUM 90 8870             1   1  0     4       HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
 GOAT. V.I. 8689               0   4  0     4       VENDETTA INC (628)
 SULS 8651                     0   3  0     3       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 CORIEL 8832                   0   3  0     3       THE FALLEN (657)
 KA'ZEEN 8858                  0   2  0     2       HELLBOURNE (653)
 SUBURBAN GIANT 8486           0   2  0     2       STRETSAMLEUD (619)
 WEREBEAVER 8485               0   2  0     2       STRETSAMLEUD (619)
-CONCRETE CONNIE 8838          0   2  0     2       ARGONAUTS (658)
 ZZZZZZZZ 8888                 0   1  0     1       STREET PIZZA (106)
 SMELL CAREFULLY 8889          0   1  0     1       STREET PIZZA (106)
 TALK TO THE HAND!! 8904       0   1  0     1       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
-O'REILLY 8867                 0   1  0     1       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 SANDY 8905                    0   1  0     1       THIGHMASTERS (525)
-HELION 8876                   0   1  0     1       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 AMANDA 7236                   0   1  0     1       THIGHMASTERS (525)
 DOC STEELE 8890               0   1  0     1       ARROGANCE (347)
 MISSION VAO 8891              0   1  0     1       KOTOR (624)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
JERU THA DAMAJA 8878   0  2 0 A TRIBE CALLED IL 656 BANDIT PRINCESS 429   504 NONE    
ILL 8893               0  1 0 A TRIBE CALLED IL 656 ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 504 NONE    
REALLY ILL 8894        0  1 0 A TRIBE CALLED IL 656 BANDIT PRINCESS 429   504 NONE    
AIM TO PAIN HAMM 8801  0  1 0 AIM FATAL HAMMERZ 652 MERVYN 8750           502 REVENGED
AIM TO HUNT HAMM 8861  0  1 0 AIM FATAL HAMMERZ 652 VORN 8873             503 JUST REV
OSO OZONE 8412         9 15 0 COLD CUTS 615         BARBU 8549            501         
ATHLETIC SUPPORT 8648  1  2 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479  HIGH ELF 423          504 NONE    
CSR GODESS 8639        2  2 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479  DARK CHAMPION 428     504 NONE    
NEON'S MOM 8638        3  1 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479  SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 504 NONE    
SKRAW 8807             1  1 0 HELLBOURNE 653        SASSY SANDY 8837      503         
HULAS 8587             0  5 0 KOTOR 624             SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 504 NONE    
KREIA 8892             0  1 0 KOTOR 624             RY 8872               504         
JUHANI 8614            3  1 0 KOTOR 624             ARIEL 8830            503 JUST REV
SQUEEKY FROHM 8516     1  2 0 NATURALBORN KILLE 618 MOOPS! 8662           501 JUST REV
HE LOVES ME 8860       0  2 0 SHEPHERDS 252         HIGH ELF 423          504 NONE    
OH... HERE'S TAL 8664  2  3 0 STREET PIZZA 106      BREAKERFALL 8505      500 NOT REVE
I 8895                 0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6 493 BANDIT PRINCESS 429   504 NONE    
II 8896                0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6 493 MOUNTAIN TROLL 422    504 NONE    
III 8897               0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6 493 STONE GOLEM 430       504 NONE    
IIII 8898              0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6 493 STONE GOLEM 430       504 NONE    
IIIII 8899             0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6 493 WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 504 NONE    
SULDAR 8731            1  3 0 THUNDR + LITENING 22  WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 504 NONE    
LONGSHOT 8666          5  2 0 THUNDR + LITENING 22  MOLDY MUMMY 7643      504         
ARAKEN 8881            0  1 0 THUNDR + LITENING 22  VOICES 8712           504         
TIBERIUS 8673          2  5 0 VINCERE AUT MORI 626  TED BUNDY 8438        501 JUST REV
DA 8906                0  1 0 WASTELAND 207         AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 504 NONE    
TWASALONGNIGHT 8654    5  5 0 WASTELAND 207         HI I'M NEON, I'M 8577 504         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ok, Dreadnaught, let's not fight again, please.  Three random fights almost in a row,
I guess it's enough.  I admit you're better than me. -- La Tour

Battle Royale Scorekeeper -- I regret to inform you that I noticed in error in your
tabulation of the results from last turn.  I do believe that Moribund, manager of
Heavymetal Kids should have received a point from Strontium 90's victory over my
warrior Reward Points!, and conversely, I should have one less point due to the loss.
-- Rillion, manager of Rill's Gencon SC

Moribund -- 18 years...noooooooo foolin.  Tromp r' be tromped. -- Applejack

Hammer -- I know what-cha mean, I also enjoy givin out da stats.  Ta hear...quiet
snickerin.  An a'course it wouldn't be da same if'n I'd'a fudged em.  Snicker away, I
says. -- Applejack

Down W Sickness -- I'm down with that. -- Harry

Thucker Punch -- The bothth, hath a motht peculiar thense of humor. -- Schmedrick

Duegar -- They sure don't come easy in the battling world. -- The Great Zamboni

H.H. Holmes -- Good Battle Royal to you. -- Healthy Helga

Dok Sik V.I. -- Good fight.  We'll do it again, just don't hit me in the face.  I'm
already ugly. -- Berchta

Suldar -- I like it when a fight goes longer than a minute. -- Cerridwen

HK-47 -- You not supposed to fight like that.  Just stand there and let me hit you.
-- Archor

The Great Zamboni -- That was your fight from start to finish. -- Duergar

Hey Jekyll -- Kjarran guides my blade!  Guess who's on the receiving end. -- Noachian

Battle Royale Rumblers -- Just received my T-502 newsletter packet yesterday
[February 25, 2005] and some of you think you have a long wait for fight sheets! --
Hammer
P.S.  I understand via a mutual friend that Mr. Hyde has been getting stirred up
inside Jekyll at the thought that Hammer might Blood Feud his warrior more than once
during the Battle Royale contest!  Seems Mr. Hyde threatens to hunt down Hammer
warriors if this is the case!  My original plan was to exact -2pts for your +2pts for
the Win + Kill.  However, with an attitude like that you just bought yourself 4
rounds of Blood Feud no matter what the outcome!  After all, in a contest such as
this you are the type of manager who would probably press an opponent for the four
rounds of Blood Feud to pad those precious contest points!  For some strange reason I
was under the impression that Assur had invited me to compete in a Battle Royale
contest in Talcama, but you sir make it sound like Hammer is invading Aruak City with
such a strategy of Blood Feuding your warrior more than once!  It does NOT bother me
one bit if my stable gets -50pts before someone wins the contest by gaining +25pts.
So if you find the best way to gain your +25pts is to attack my stable repeatedly for
even considering Blood Feuding your warrior more than once, then go ahead and be my
guest!  Only problem with that line of reasoning on your part is that you may have to
wait in line behind some other managers who will delight greatly in challenging my
stable to garner those precious contest points!

31 January 2005
     My fellow duelists I come before you bearing a sad and unfortunate message.
Several months ago our group, the Vendetta Cartel, had lost contact with one of our
friends.  Since he was in contact or correspondence on an almost daily basis there
was concern amongst us.  With some research two of our members discovered why contact
was lost with him.
     On November 10, 2004, Richard Hammes was taken from us in a senseless act of
violence during a robbery attempt at a friend's store where he sometimes worked.  He
was watching the store so his friend could go home to tend to his son who had taken
ill.  You may have known Rich as Abarsis, The Slaughter Priest ; richh10 on the RT;
or gameogre on the Duel2 messageboard.  You may not have known that he spent 13 years
serving the United States in the Navy.
     Rich dearly loved this game and all it encompassed.  He may not have been the
best or most experienced manager but he loved to interact with others and was quick
to offer advice whenever anyone asked for help.  He was always kind and gracious and
tried to strengthen our game, often by helping new players feel welcome or give them
a chance to compete.  With his prolific posting I know that I am simply speaking the
obvious about what he did for our game.  Many, like me, were drawn to him, perhaps
for his kind nature or his sense of humor, and it appears he lived his life as he
played this game.  Always willing to help or do right by others.
     I realize that he had many friends outside the VC so I will include the link to
the news story in case any of his other friends would like to know more of what
happened.  We're all dealt a hand in life but it's not the strength of the hand
you're dealt but rather how you play it that really matters.  Rich played his hand to
the very best of his human ability and for this I admire him greatly.  I know we all
choose to like or dislike managers but I believe deep down we are all good and
decent, in this game, and will drop party (alliance) lines and will show the proper
respect.
     http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20041112/news_7m12clerk.html
     Rich was taken from us all to soon and with so much left to offer the community
around him.  He spoke of a desire to run a contest on the Duel2 site which I hope to
uphold in his name.  Some of the people I have spoken with think it would be a nice
gesture to do one final good act in Rich's name, though it could never match what he
would've done within his community, for his community of San Diego.  I hope that with
this contest we might raise a little money to donate to an appropriate charity within
San Diego in his name.
     In conclusion I send a message to Rich:
     "Rich, though I'm sure you gathered this I never really told you how much I
admired you and what a friend I considered you.  I thank you for being my voice of
reason and always reminding me of why we both loved this game so much!  You have
taught me one final valuable lesson in learning more of you.  There are things far
more valuable in life than material possessions such as character and kindness.  That
nothing going on in your life means that you cannot find a way to be kind and giving
to others.  We always spoke of meeting someday and until we finally do know that you
will live on in with me and the rest of your brothers and sisters in the Cartel:
Master Darque, Kat, Bum, Sensei Jan, Maximillian, Hammer, Fizban, Firehawk, Phat
Phat.  You increased all of our enjoyment of this game, you were a true ambassador of
Duelmasters, and the game will not be quite the same without you.  A farewell battle
cry from the ZalCon:  'Confusion to our enemies'.  May your soul rest in peace, my
friend."
     Should anyone wish to correspond about Rich feel free to contact myself, or
anyone else within the Vendetta Cartel.
     Street Legal
     Jeff Bura
     The Death Squad(63) in Tobir or triumph1971@hotmail.com

31 January 2005
     Be it known throughout Alastari that Hammer is no longer a member of the
Vendetta Cartel alliance.
     A difference of opinion with another highly respected member of the VC due to my
recent vocal actions in DM 47 can only be resolved by my resignation from the VC as
of January 29, 2005.
     I leave of my own accord, in good standing with all members and with no hard
feelings towards anyone in the Vendetta Cartel.
     There was a time when I felt that my membership in the VC made the alliance
stronger.  I know that my resignation today makes the Vendetta Cartel a stronger
alliance with my absence. -- Hammer

1 February 2005
                           St. Valentine's Massacre update
My apologies, the Kill Contest starting on turn 476 in Jhans will run for 10 (ten)
turns ending on turn number 486.
                                                                   Azrael

5 February 2005
On behalf of the ILLUMINATI Confederation of Alliances (The kLk, CHAOS, Inc. and The
Company of Brothers) I would like to express our sympathies concerning the tragic
loss of Rich Hammes to both the DM community and to the real life world.  Surely our
loss has been Heaven's gain. -- Talon Darkhart, deeply sorrowful
                                kLk God of War, Illuminati Alliance, Puppetmaster

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SULDAR was butchered by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ATHLETIC SUPPORTER was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
CSR GODESS was barely slain by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
HE LOVES ME was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
NEON'S MOM was butchered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HULAS was slain by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
JERU THA DAMAJA was butchered by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
ILL was assassinated by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
REALLY ILL was butchered by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
I was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena melee.
II was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
III was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
IIII was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
IIIII was executed by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
DA was assassinated by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
MISS ASSIST was demolished by BARBU in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud competition.
AIM TO MAIM HAMMER demolished VORN in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud match.
AIM TO FAME HAMMER was beaten by MERVYN in a 1 minute amateur's Bloodfeud conflict.
LIZZIE BORDEN vanquished MOOPS! in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud bout.
HEXALUS viciously subdued TED BUNDY in a tiresome 10 minute bloody Bloodfeud fray.
HK-47 bested ARIEL in a exciting 3 minute novice's Bloodfeud brawl.
BULMA subdued LE PAIN DLG in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title bout.
GOKU overpowered BILLY THE SQUID in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SPAM GOLEM was savagely defeated by ASSUR in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
THE WIMP was handily defeated by CORAL BEAUTY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
STEEL BREEZE bested PREBIRTH in a exciting 3 minute gory Challenge bout.
SALT overpowered BARITUS in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
EBERRON viciously subdued CRESCENT SNAPPER in a 3 minute gory Challenge fight.
WAS THAT EXLAX? savagely defeated LAST GASP in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
BEAKER was viciously subdued by BOOKIE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge bout.
WOMAN AT THE WELL handily defeated BREAKERFALL in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BIP savagely defeated DAVE in a action packed 1 minute gory Challenge duel.
SPECKLED SPECTRE was overpowered by PLANKWALKER in a 2 minute Challenge match.
MOLDY MUMMY assassinated LONGSHOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MR THIRD TIME luckily beat CORIEL in a monotonous 20 minute bloody Challenge fray.
MARY ANN COTTON was outwaited by DR KNUCKLES in a unpopular 23 minute Challenge fight.
ARCHOR demolished SENECA VARRUS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
OPEN BAR overcame BABBLING BANSHEE in a 5 minute Challenge fight.
CHUNKY SUPERDUDE subdued SULS in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CARTH ONASI was overcome by DOWN W SICKNESS in a 1 minute Challenge match.
FREE PORN beat VIOLENCE FETISH in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
CASTOR was overcome by BILGE RAT in a 3 minute Challenge match.
A'AMON viciously subdued DUERGAR in a 2 minute brutal Challenge duel.
DOC SIK. V.I. was overpowered by CHARLIE MANSON in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
GOAT. V.I. was viciously subdued by LACTAID in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
AIM TO BURP HAMMER handily defeated HUMBUG HARRY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
AIM TO HURT HAMMER was luckily beaten by ROBOSAPIEN in a 8 minute competition.
H. H. HOLMES was subdued by WASBY. V.I. in a 1 minute novice's Challenge match.
ASMODEL subdued NECATUS in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
DA FORTH was luckily beaten by EL SUCKO in a 6 minute beginner's Challenge bout.
SONOVA LICH was overpowered by FEAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge competition.
STRONTIUM 90 was demolished by GALLOPING GHOST in a 1 minute Challenge match.
KA'ZEEN was demolished by HE LOVES ME NOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
WANDERING STAR overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
GROBRAUM devastated STICKLEBACK in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ADELAIDE bested ALTON in a exciting 1 minute brutal master's fight.
LA TOUR was devastated by DESTITUTE NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
MASTHEAD was overpowered by TAKOV in a popular 1 minute mismatched duel.
GREYHAWK overpowered SOLSBURY HILL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ODDLY SHAPED BOOB was bested by HOMUNCULUS in a 1 minute bout.
THE GREAT ZAMBONI overpowered HOFFA in a 2 minute brutal uneven fight.
'SLOSHERS was handily defeated by BEN WA in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
TWASALONGNIGHT was executed by HI I'M NEON, I'M... in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
URANIUM was narrowly defeated by GHOSTKNIFE in a 2 minute brawl.
RIVEN demolished DARK CIRCLE FAN in a 2 minute uneven duel.
CHARNEL beat STEELE BRAIN PAN in a popular 1 minute fight.
EURYNOMOS was overpowered by REWARD POINTS! in a 1 minute uneven melee.
J'AZIN beat CERRIDWEN in a exciting 2 minute battle.
BERCHTA was unbelievably bested by MELANIE in a 3 minute fight.
ASURION devastated WEREBEAVER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PEACOCK SOLE demolished SUBURBAN GIANT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TOKER. V.I. was defeated by AIM TO BURN HAMMER in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
EVO WARBLADE won victory over TALK TO THE HAND!! in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
NOSTRA. V.I. subdued DOC STEELE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal beginner's match.
CARBON 14 overpowered SANDY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HEALTHY HELGA was overcome by KARRAMEL in a 5 minute amateur's match.
SCHMEDRICK won victory over ALYSON H. in a popular 1 minute beginner's match.
GREEN REGENT was beaten by DEAD in a action packed 6 minute novice's conflict.
KEY STATS=41 was overcome by STUPIFY in a 2 minute novice's duel.
MALKO narrowly defeated SMELL CAREFULLY in a 4 minute bloody novice's contest.
RY killed KREIA in a 1 minute gruesome novice's match.
VOICES assassinated ARAKEN in a 1 minute uneven match.
MISSION VAO was subdued by PART TIME in a 3 minute novice's contest.
ZZZZZZZZ was narrowly defeated by ZAURIEL in a 5 minute gruesome beginner's bout.
RHESUS THESIS subdued AMANDA in a exciting 1 minute beginner's duel.
SLOW MOTION won victory over FROGS FORM THE SKY in a 1 minute amateur's bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  36         TOTAL PARRY       74 -  62 -  4      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  23         PARRY-LUNGE       42 -  40 -  2      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     18         AIMED BLOW        44 -  43 -  1      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         WALL OF STEEL     34 -  38 -  1      47  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 12         STRIKING ATTACK   32 -  40 -  2      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         PARRY-STRIKE      21 -  27 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     19 -  25 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                    10         LUNGING ATTACK    94 - 124 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     10         BASHING ATTACK    59 -  83 -  3      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    9         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  63 -  3      31  |

Turn 504 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  4     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  6         6  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY       10 -  8     BASHING ATTACK    10 - 13         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
AIMED BLOW         7 -  7     LUNGING ATTACK    15 - 21         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  6         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  9     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       BULMA 8475                 16   6  2  135 WASTELAND (207)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    CORAL BEAUTY 7315          23  17  0  117 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
BASHING ATTACK   BARBU 8549                 14   6  1  103 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
LUNGING ATTACK   GROBRAUM 8045              21  19  0   85 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
WALL OF STEEL    STEEL BREEZE 331           20  10  1   85 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
PARRY-LUNGE      BILLY THE SQUID 3880       17  10  0   78 SEA DOGS (224)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 8604            9   4  1   71 SEA DOGS (224)
SLASHING ATTACK  EBERRON 8848                2   0  0   67 RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
STRIKING ATTACK  WAS THAT EXLAX? 8377        6   2  1   48 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
TOTAL PARRY      BEAKER 7338                 5   3  0   43 ALCHEMY (443)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ADELAIDE 8151.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DEAD 8487.  The ten other most popular fighters were ARIEL 8830, VIOLENCE FETISH 
8713, ASSUR 7821, J'AZIN 8805, BERCHTA 6774, STEEL BREEZE 331, BOOKIE 8458, DOWN W 
SICKNESS 8714, BULMA 8475, and GOKU 8449.

The least popular fighter this week was MARY ANN COTTON 8792.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DR KNUCKLES 8823, CORIEL 8832, MR THIRD TIME 8668, HEXALUS 
8869, TED BUNDY 8438, ROBOSAPIEN 8742, EL SUCKO 8794, AIM TO HURT HAMMER 8802, 
MISSION VAO 8891, and KARRAMEL 8900.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CORAL BEAUTY (18-7315) BIG MEAN FISH (171)
ASSUR (18-7821) ARROGANCE (347)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LE PAIN DLG (18-8016) PENTARCHIE-18 (508)