DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/09/2005    Duedate: 05/21/2005

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-509

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

QUINTAL
PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
(18-8341) [16-4-2,144]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

QUINTAL                        TRIGGER HAPPY
PENTARCHIE-18 (508)            HELTER SKELTER (655)
(18-8341) [16-4-2,144]         (18-8817) [6-0-0,63]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BILLY THE SQUID                AIM TO BURN HAMMER
SEA DOGS (224)                 AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
(18-3880) [20-12-0,86]         (18-8887) [3-3-0,25]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG MEAN FISH (171)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)   55
2. WASTELAND (207)             38      GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
3. HELTER SKELTER (655)        32      Unchartered Team
4. A TRIBE CALLED ILL (656)    31
5. PENTARCHIE-18 (508)         27      HELLBOURNE (653)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3*HELLBOURNE (653)          16  11  0 59.3   1/ 1 BIG MEAN FISH (171)      11  4 0
 2/ 4*HELTER SKELTER (655)      17  13  0 56.7   2/10*HELTER SKELTER (655)     10  5 0
 3/ 5 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)    75  62  5 54.7   3/ 2 SEA DOGS (224)            9  6 0
 4/ 6 THUNDR + LITENING (22)   991 879 %122 53.0   4/21 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566)  9  6 0
 5/ 8 GHAELIE SIDHE (495)       89  83 11 51.7   5/ 4 STREET PIZZA (106)        8  7 1
 6/ 9 SEA DOGS (224)           158 148  8 51.6   6/ 8 THE DARK GODS (501)       8  7 1
 7/10 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)    609 578 32 51.3   7/13 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)     8  7 0
 8/11 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    871 831 54 51.2   8/ 5 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)     8  7 0
 9/ 7 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)    25  24  2 51.0   9/15 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)    8  7 0
10/12 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 124 123  7 50.2  10/ 3 UNTOUCHABLES (287)        7  5 1
11/13 WASTELAND (207)          582 581 42 50.0  11/ 7 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)    7  8 2
12-15 THE GUARDIANS II (479)   110 115  6 48.9  12/17 WASTELAND (207)           7  8 1
13/16 BIG MEAN FISH (171)      589 624 33 48.6  13/12*A TRIBE CALLED ILL (656)  7  8 1
14/ 0 WAY OF THE BLADE (541)    33  36  2 47.8  14/ 9 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     7  8 0
15/20 DARK TOADS (552)          26  29  2 47.3  15/26*SOULFORGE (627)           6  4 0
16/29*SOULFORGE (627)            8   9  1 47.1  16/27 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)       6  5 1
17/17 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)    34  39  3 46.6  17/ 6 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)    6  7 0
18/19 STREET PIZZA (106)       637 731 45 46.6  18/11*OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  6  7 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-21 RUN AND HYDE (537)        97 115 11 45.8  19/24*RILL'S GENCON SC (659)    6  9 0
20/18*RILL'S GENCON SC (659)    16  19  0 45.7  20/18 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)  5  2 0
21/22 FUNKY FOLK (625)          17  21  2 44.7  21/16*HELLBOURNE (653)          5  5 0
22-23 NATURALBORN KILLER (618)  24  30  3 44.4  22/19 THUNDR + LITENING (22)    5  7 0
23/26 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)      230 295  9 43.8  23/14 SHEPHERDS (252)           5 10 0
24/25 SHEPHERDS (252)          548 703 30 43.8  24/29 GHAELIE SIDHE (495)       5 10 0
25/24*OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  17  22  1 43.6  25/22*AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)   4 11 0
26/27 UNTOUCHABLES (287)       175 234 14 42.8  26/23*THE FALLEN (657)          4 11 0
27/31*A TRIBE CALLED ILL (656)  16  22  1 42.1  27-20 NATURALBORN KILLER (618)  3  6 1
28/28 THE DARK GODS (501)       25  35  4 41.7  28/35 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)   2  1 0
29/30 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)   26  38  1 40.6  29/34 DARK TOADS (552)          2  1 0
30/32 ARROGANCE (347)          388 630 27 38.1  30-28*DESOLATE ONES (628)       2  3 0
31/35 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566)  51  88  3 36.7  31/36 FUNKY FOLK (625)          2  4 0
32/33 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)     19  33  3 36.5  32/32 COLD CUTS (615)           2  8 0
33/34 COLD CUTS (615)           55 100  4 35.5  33/ 0 WAY OF THE BLADE (541)    1  0 0
34-36*DESOLATE ONES (628)       10  20  0 33.3  34-37 THE GUARDIANS II (479)    1  4 0
35/37*THE FALLEN (657)          12  27  1 30.8  35/33 ARROGANCE (347)           0 14 0
36/38*AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)   11  28  0 28.2  36-31 RUN AND HYDE (537)        0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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Battle Royal 3 -- http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br3
The Battle Royale is a head to head free for all contest open to any Talcama manager
willing to subject themselves to some of the fiercest competition  Alastari has ever
seen!

Previous Winners:
BR1 -- Doc Steele (Transel)   BR2 -- Manray   BR3 -- Manager

Short Rules:
No avoiding other contest teams (And this will be checked each turn).
Only Fights against contest warriors count.
Score = Wins + Kills -- Losses
First team to 25 wins!

Battle Royale Score
       Overall        Mgr   Team                     Manager
  Scor  Record    IE  Code  Name                     Name
  11    17-9-3    0   [MI]  Clan Battleaxe 2         Mithril
  10    18-8-0    0   [BD]  Big Mean Fish            Big Wave Dave
  9     16-7-0    0   [DG]  Hellbourne               DeGotti
  8     14-8-2    0   [MM]  Wasteland                The Muffin Man
  8     12-5-1    0   [P]   Argonauts                Polarius
  7     17-10-0   0   [F]   Get Outta My Way         Floyd
  6     13-8-1    0   [A]   Untouchables             Angus
  5     18-16-3   0   [DT]  Vincere Aut Mori         Dark Knight Toker
  5     12-7-0    0   [C]   Helter Skelter           Cosmo
  4      5-1-0    0   [MG]  Superior Forces 6N       Manager
  2     14-12-0   0   [R]   Rill's Gencon SC         Rillion
  2     13-11-0   0   [UM]  Street Pizza             The Upright Man
  2     13-12-1   0   [TW]  Of Wolf and Man II       Tripwire
  2     11-10-1   0   [JK]  Run and Hyde             Jekyll
  1     16-15-0   0   [OB]  Sea Dogs                 One Armed Bandit
  1     16-17-2   0   [AS]  Kotor                    Armalias Skyhawk
  1      4-3-0    0   [DW]  Soulforge                Dark Knight Wasby
  1      4-3-0    0   [RB]  Ska Robot Army           Rude Buddha
  0     13-13-0   0   [J]   Burn N' Pillage          Jolly
  -1    14-16-1   0   [SL]  The Grateful Undead      Street Legal
  -2    9-11-0    0   [IL]  A Tribe Called Ill       !ll.kid.k
  -3    7-10-0    0   [DS]  Thundr + Litening        Doc Steele
  -4    12-17-1   0   [TD]  Naturalborn Killers      Talon Darkhart
  -4    12-18-2   0   [N]   The Dark Gods            Noachian
  -5    12-17-0   0   [AN]  Shepherds                Assurnasirbanipal
  -5    6-11-0    0   [G]   Vendetta Inc             Goat
  -8    7-15-0    0   [AJ]  Cold Cuts                Applejack
  -9    11-21-1   0   [AZ]  The Fallen               Azrael
 -10    7-17-0    0   [M]   Heavymetal Kids          Moribund
 -15    9-24-0    0   [H]   Aim Fatal Hammerz        Hammer
          --      0   [DD]  Dark Forest Inn          Dameon Darkheart

Fight Results for Turn 509
 Baritus [DT]>Ghostknife [DS]           Vorn [MI]/Necatus [DT]
 Galloping Ghost [SL]/Bilge Rat [OB]    Smell Carefully [UM]/Myshel [AZ]
 Open Bar [F]/Eurynomos [N]             Meshuggah Mummy [SL]/Peacock Sole [BD]
 Matilda [AJ]/Karramel [AZ]             Dr Knuckles [IL]/Duergar [N]
 Piccolo [MM]/Aim To Hurt Hammer [H]    Woman at the Well [AN]/Greyhawk [R]
 Throb [DS]/Abednego [AN]               Castor [DT]/Fear [TW]
 Berchta [N]>Masthead [OB]              Sindarion [A]/Grobraum [J]
 Smunch [DS]/Plankwalker [OB]           Aim To Burn Hammer [H]/Virgo [MG]
 Green Regent [R]/Shadrach [AN]         Yajirobe [MM]/Lir [MI]
 Riven [MI]/Carth Onasi [AS]            Babbling Banshee [SL]/HK-47 [AS]
 Dark Omen [C]/Helion [A]               Rahvin [DW]/Mark of Heroes [R]
 Stonewall [C]/Tiger Goby [BD]          RPGA [R]/O'Reilly [C]
 Mission Vao [AS]/Arya Stark [DW]       Down W Sickness [TW]/Aim To Burp Hammer [H]
 Ka'Zeen [DG]/Stupify [TW]              Ariel [AZ]/Voices [TW]
 Ch'iad [DG]/Peepshow Thriller [C]      Jolee Bindo [AS]/Zauriel [AZ]
 Sallanche [MG]/Lumines [MM]            Free Porn [F]/Cerridwen [N]
 Salt [OB]/Dave [AN]                    Billy The Squid [OB]/Was That Exlax? [F]
 Grumpy Ghoul [SL]/Angus Khan [IL]      Barbu [BD]/Destitute Noble [F]
 Blockhead [DW]/Juhani [AS]             Rock Croaker [BD]/Meshach [AN]
 Arete [A]>Syrio Forel [DW]             Violence Fetish [TW]/Evo Warblade [IL]

This Turn's Score:                    Record       Points
SL   Street Legal                    4-0-0           4
DG   DeGotti                         2-0-0           2
DT   Dark Knight Toker               2-1-1           2
A    Angus                           2-1-1           2
MM   The Muffin Man                  2-1-0           1
MI   Mithril                         2-1-0           1
DS   Doc Steele                      2-1-0           1
AJ   Applejack                       1-0-0           1
UM   The Upright Man                 1-0-0           1
F    Floyd                           2-2-0           0
BD   Big Wave Dave                   2-2-0           0
C    Cosmo                           2-2-0           0
DW   Dark Knight Wasby               2-2-0           0
R    Rillion                         2-2-0           0
MG   Manager                         1-1-0           0
OB   One Armed Bandit                2-3-0          -1
AS   Armalias Skyhawk                2-3-0          -1
TW   Tripwire                        2-3-0          -1
IL   !ll.kid.k                       1-2-0          -1
N    Noachian                        1-3-1          -1
H    Hammer                          1-2-0          -1
J    Jolly                           0-1-0          -1
AZ   Azrael                          1-3-0          -2
AN   Assurnasirbanipal               1-4-0          -3

Top Warriors (Points)
Free Porn [F]                7-0-0          7
Vorn [MI]                    6-1-2          7
A'Amon [DG]                  6-0-0          6
Gohan [MM]                   5-0-1          6
Berchta [N]                  5-1-2          6
Riven [MI]                   6-1-0          5
Barbu [BD]                   5-0-0          5

Bottom Warriors (Points)
Zauriel [AZ]                1-5-0          -4
Greyhawk [R]                1-5-0          -4
Aim To Burp Hammer [H]      1-5-0          -4
Schmedrick [AJ]             0-4-0          -4
Seneca Varrus [DT]          1-6-0          -5
Uranium [M]                 0-5-0          -5
Aim To Hurt Hammer [H]      1-7-0          -6
Eurynomos [N]               0-6-0          -6

Warriors with most wins      #
Free Porn [F]               7

Warriors with most losses      #
Aim To Hurt Hammer [H]        7

Teams in BR (alphabetical)
A Tribe Called Ill, Aim Fatal Hammerz, Argonauts, Big Mean Fish, Burn N' Pillage,
Clan Battleaxe 2, Cold Cuts, Dark Forest Inn, Get Outta My Way, Heavymetal Kids,
Hellbourne, Helter Skelter, Kotor, Naturalborn Killers, Of Wolf and Man II,
Rill's Gencon SC, Run and Hyde, Sea Dogs, Shepherds, Ska Robot Army, Soulforge,
Street Pizza, Superior Forces 6N, The Dark Gods, The Fallen, The Grateful Undead,
Thundr + Litening, Untouchables, Vendetta Inc, Vincere Aut Mori, Wasteland

Teams in BR (numerical)
4, 22, 106, 171, 207, 218, 224, 252, 287, 493, 501, 537, 566, 573, 600, 615, 618,
622, 624, 626, 627, 628, 630, 651, 652, 653, 655, 656, 657, 658, 659

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 521): SNAG of OF WOLF AND MAN (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 405): PIP of GLORY BOUND TROLLS (DeGotti, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 526): CARROT of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 522): SOGNATORE of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 521): JOHN TYLER of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 525): COOKIE FOR THE SOUL of HOLE IN THE WALL (The Muffin Man)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 522): DILL WEED of SUGAR AND SPICE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 517): THE UPRIGHT MAN of ALASTARIAN IDOL (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 508): BARBU of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 507): THAT! of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 481): THE LOVE BELOW of THE DREAMING (P-Diddy, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 471): RUNABOUT of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 207): ULRIK VORN of THE MIDDLE WAY (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 458): THE MOLE of DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 407): DELANGE of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 194): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 182): OOKAZI of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 357): BENSI DURN of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 159): RYSHER of ORIGINALE BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 400): SPEEDI of SHAMROCKS from DELARQ TOR (Leprechaun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
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 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 521): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 405): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 526): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 522): THE SHALLOWSHIP (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 521): EVEREST LLP (?, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 525): HOLIDAY HORRORS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 522): ESPANA (Mithrandir, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 517): KING NIXON (Mr. Twister, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 508): BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 507): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 481): SHOUT HEY HAMMERZ (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 471): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 207): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 458): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 407): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 194): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 182): ILL AVENGERS (Knolan, Master Wildstorm, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 357): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 159): TWISTED SISTERS (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 400): BLACK PRIMER, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 526): CARROT of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
              (turn 525): SAGA of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 521): JOHN TYLER of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 524): SATAN CLAUS of HOLIDAY HORRORS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 516): BAILEY O'BEAD of THE MOONDOGS (Nick, mgr.)
                           STORMBLADE of THUNDERSTRIKERS (Zeus, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 508): BARBU of BIG MEAN FISH (Big Wave Dave, mgr.)
                (turn 507): JANDOLIN of GHAELIE SIDHE (Mordraith, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 507): BLEVINS of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
               (turn 506): SUIGENERIS of TROOPERS (Lord Genesis, mgr.)
                           BLAK MASK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 481): THE LOVE BELOW of THE DREAMING (P-Diddy, mgr.)
                          WHIRLING MIST of LEGENDARY BASTARDS ( ! , mgr.)
              (turn 480): SANDPAPER CONDOM of MEMPHIS MAFIA II (Talon Darkhart, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 457): CRIX BREMOORE of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Welcome, sports fans, to the abbreviated spy report for turn 509.  The DM,
BARBU, left for the Isle of the Eye, leaving the throne vacant after he easily beat
DESTITUTE NOBLE in a matchup.  It came down to SMUNCH and QUINTAL, the top two
contenders, who both won their fights.  QUINTAL had a one point lead coming into the
turn, and after the recognition points were awarded, increased his lead by one point
and took the throne.  In an odd twist, though, it was SMUNCH who received an
invitation to ADM next turn and not the DM.
     The only undefeated streak broken this turn was FEAR, who thought he had an easy
win by challenging down 22 points to CASTOR.  Such was not the case, and FEAR leaves
the undefeated ring at 5-1.  FREE PORN has the best streak at 11-0, but there are
several others on his heals.
     There were 31 challenges and 3 bloodfeuds out of 63 total fights.  11 challenged
up (with 8 winning), 18 challenged down (with 14 winning) and 2 challenged even (and
1 of them won).  There were more avoids this turn; 5 warriors from 3 teams issuing 9
avoids.  WASTELAND and PENTARCHIE-18 each received 2 avoids.  NECATUS was the most
challenged warrior.  24 warriors moved up a class and 7 moved down a recognition
class.
     THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD were perfect at 5-0.  Congratulations on a fine turn!
PENTARCHIE-18 and WASTELAND each went 4-1.  WAY OF THE BLADE returned to the sands
and won a single fight.
     BERCHTA lives by the sword; any bets on whether she'll die by the sword?  This
turn, she killed MASTHEAD of SEA DOGS, her second kill in the last 4 turns.
     I'm certain I've missed a lot of the exciting news, but you'll just have to do
without.  Hopefully I've at least reported correctly the news I have reported. --
Sherik

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 QUINTAL 8341                 16   4  2   144       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SMUNCH 8337                  13   1  0   142       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 SINDARION 8499               17   7  1   102       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 GROBRAUM 8045                22  23  0    96       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-LEONIDAS 8537                12   2  0    95       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 BERCHTA 6774                  8   4  2    94       THE DARK GODS (501)
 PREBIRTH 8452                 9   9  1    93       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALTON 8297                   12  12  1    90       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 SALT 8532                    13   9  0    87       SEA DOGS (224)
 BILLY THE SQUID 3880         20  12  0    86       SEA DOGS (224)
 PLANKWALKER 8604             12   6  1    83       SEA DOGS (224)
 MHORAM 7328                   8   6  0    75       WAY OF THE BLADE (541)
 DESTITUTE NOBLE 7817         13   8  1    74       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
 DAVE 8535                    17   8  0    70       SHEPHERDS (252)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WAS THAT EXLAX? 8377          9   4  1    66       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
 BARITUS 8674                  7   8  2    66       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 TAKOV 7457                   11  12  0    65       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
 STICKLEBACK 8561             12  12  0    64       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-BREAKERFALL 8505              7   3  1    63       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 TRIGGER HAPPY 8817            6   0  0    63       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 LA TOUR 8525                 10  13  0    60       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
-A'AMON 8806                   6   0  0    59       HELLBOURNE (653)
 ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 8531       14  11  0    58       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 8583       11  11  0    58       SHEPHERDS (252)
-QUAAN 7327                    8   6  0    58       WAY OF THE BLADE (541)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOOKIE 8458                  12  19  0    56       ARROGANCE (347)
 CASTOR 8672                   9   6  0    56       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
-HI I'M NEON, I'M... 8577      4   1  2    54       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
 FREE PORN 8546               11   0  0    53       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
 VORN 8873                     6   1  2    53       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 LYAM 7647                     7   2  0    52       DARK TOADS (552)
-BORILLAR 7329                 7   7  0    51       WAY OF THE BLADE (541)
 RIVEN 8563                    8   4  0    50       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 DR KNUCKLES 8823              8   0  0    50       A TRIBE CALLED ILL (656)
 'SLOSHERS 8460                9  22  0    49       ARROGANCE (347)
 BLOWN AWAY 8636               8   4  0    49       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 MR THIRD TIME 8668           13   2  0    48       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 THE GREAT ZAMBONI 8647        8   8  0    45       COLD CUTS (615)
 GREYHAWK 8846                 2   5  0    44       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 INZO 7284                     9   6  1    43       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
 BABBLING BANSHEE 8825         4   4  0    43       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 HOFFA 8478                    6  23  0    41       ARROGANCE (347)
-RAGEN 7461                    5  10  0    38       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARNEL 8575                  7   3  0    37       RUN AND HYDE (537)
-ROYCE 7459                    6   6  1    35       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
 ARCHOR 6776                   5   7  0    35       THE DARK GODS (501)
 VIOLENCE FETISH 8713          4   5  0    35       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 LACTAID 8467                  7   9  0    34       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 FEAR 8715                     5   1  0    34       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 JOLEE BINDO 8915              4   1  1    34       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 MATILDA 8939                  3   0  0    34       COLD CUTS (615)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MOOPS! 8662                   6   7  1    33       STREET PIZZA (106)
 ASURION 8607                  6   4  0    33       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 GALLOPING GHOST 7931          5   8  0    33       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 CARTH ONASI 8613              4   6  1    33       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 ARIEL 8830                    4   4  1    33       THE FALLEN (657)
 MISS ASSIST 8658              5  10  1    32       COLD CUTS (615)
 YAJIROBE 8929                 4   1  1    32       WASTELAND (207)
 GREEN REGENT 8850             5   2  0    31       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
-TED BUNDY 8438                4   7  1    31       NATURALBORN KILLERS (618)
-ARUTHA 7486                   4   6  0    31       DARK TOADS (552)
 BILGE RAT 8655                7   9  0    30       SEA DOGS (224)
 DARK OMEN 8818                3   3  0    30       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 8693         8   5  0    29       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-ALPO 7485                     5   5  0    29       DARK TOADS (552)
 KA'ZEEN 8858                  3   4  0    29       HELLBOURNE (653)
 CH'IAD 8886                   2   1  0    29       HELLBOURNE (653)
 DUERGAR 6777                  6   6  1    28       THE DARK GODS (501)
 SMELL CAREFULLY 8889          3   3  0    27       STREET PIZZA (106)
 HK-47 8584                    8   2  0    26       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 CERRIDWEN 6775                4   9  1    26       THE DARK GODS (501)
 DOWN W SICKNESS 8714          3   6  0    26       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 OPEN BAR 8721                 5   2  0    25       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
 AIM TO BURN HAMMER 8887       3   3  0    25       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 NECATUS 8852                  4   4  1    24       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MERVYN 8750                   5   3  1    23       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 HEXALUS 8869                  5   2  0    23       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 MISSION VAO 8891              3   3  0    23       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 CAOIMHIN 8214                 2   3  0    23       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
 DREW PEA 8765                 2   1  0    23       FUNKY FOLK (625)
 VOICES 8712                   3   6  1    22       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
-TOKER. V.I. 8688              3   3  0    22       DESOLATE ONES (628)
 ROCK CROAKER 8971             3   0  0    21       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 MESHUGGAH MUMMY 8942          1   2  0    20       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 EL SUCKO 8794                 5   4  0    19       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 STONEWALL 8866                4   1  0    19       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 KARRAMEL 8900                 4   2  0    18       THE FALLEN (657)
 MIKO SCAR 8919                3   2  1    18       A TRIBE CALLED ILL (656)
 RAHVIN 8682                   3   1  1    18       SOULFORGE (627)
 AIM TO FAME HAMMER 8800       3   5  0    18       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 HELION 8876                   3   3  0    18       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 LIR 8986                      1   1  0    18       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 VIRGO 8950                    1   1  0    18       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
-FIDO 7489                     3   7  1    17       DARK TOADS (552)
-MARY ANN COTTON 8792          4   4  0    16       NATURALBORN KILLERS (618)
 GRUMPY GHOUL 8959             3   0  0    16       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 PEACOCK SOLE 8753             3   6  0    15       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 RPGA 8935                     2   2  0    15       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 EURYNOMOS 6778                2   9  0    15       THE DARK GODS (501)
 KUNG FU DEGOTTI 8941          2   1  0    15       A TRIBE CALLED ILL (656)
 PICCOLO 8947                  2   1  0    15       WASTELAND (207)
 BACK JUICE 8988               1   1  0    15       WASTELAND (207)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BUBBLY BAALZEBUB 8979         1   1  0    15       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
-NOSTRA. V.I. 8687             3   3  0    14       DESOLATE ONES (628)
 EVO WARBLADE 8821             3   5  0    14       A TRIBE CALLED ILL (656)
 HASETH 8046                   3   5  0    14       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
 BLOCKHEAD 8681                3   1  0    14       SOULFORGE (627)
 STUPIFY 8711                  2   4  0    14       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
-CAPIRCORN 8949                1   0  0    14       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 AIM TO HURT HAMMER 8802       1   7  0    14       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 ARETE 8969                    1   2  1    13       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
-SAGITARIUS 8948               1   0  0    13       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 RHESUS THESIS 8884            3   3  0    12       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-H. H. HOLMES 8826             2   5  1    12       NATURALBORN KILLERS (618)
-STEELE BRAIN PAN 8615         2   6  0    12       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
 AIM TO BURP HAMMER 8798       2   6  0    12       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 PEEPSHOW THRILLER 8944        2   1  0    11       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 ARYA STARK 8678               1   2  0    11       SOULFORGE (627)
 SHADRACH 8976                 1   1  0    11       SHEPHERDS (252)
 DEAN ISLE 8993                1   0  0    11       FUNKY FOLK (625)
 SALLANCHE 8925                1   0  0    11       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 HAPLO 8679                    1   2  0    11       SOULFORGE (627)
 TIGER GOBY 8972               2   1  0    10       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-CHERISH 8964                  1   0  0    10       DESOLATE ONES (628)
 JUHANI 8916                   2   3  0     9       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 ZAURIEL 8901                  1   5  0     9       THE FALLEN (657)
 DOC STEELE 8890               1   5  0     8       ARROGANCE (347)
 PETIT TROLL BAVEUX 8978       2   0  0     7       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 O'REILLY 8867                 1   4  0     7       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 THROB 8982                    1   1  0     7       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 KORIN 9002                    1   0  0     6       WASTELAND (207)
 AIM TO DROP HAMMER 8962       1   2  0     5       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
-SHONY'S BIG BOY 8945          0   1  0     5       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 CRIOFAN 8987                  1   1  0     4       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
-TEX WATSON 8974               1   0  0     4       NATURALBORN KILLERS (618)
 MESHACH 8975                  0   2  0     3       SHEPHERDS (252)
 ANGUS KHAN 8940               0   3  0     3       A TRIBE CALLED ILL (656)
 BIG WAVE DAVE 8973            0   2  0     3       ARROGANCE (347)
 MYSHEL 8960                   0   3  0     3       THE FALLEN (657)
 ABEDNEGO 8977                 0   2  0     2       SHEPHERDS (252)
-LESION 7 8922                 0   2  0     2       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
 MARK OF HEROES 8996           0   1  0     1       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 LONGSHOT 8981                 0   1  0     1       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 SPECTRUM 5 8999               0   1  0     1       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
-DOC STOOLE 8951               0   1  0     1       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
 LUMINES 9003                  0   1  0     1       WASTELAND (207)
 SAUL T. DOG 8992              0   1  0     1       FUNKY FOLK (625)
-KIMBER 8965                   0   1  0     1       DESOLATE ONES (628)
-DONNA 8963                    0   1  0     1       DESOLATE ONES (628)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
AIM TO MAIM HAMM 8799  1  3 0 AIM FATAL HAMMERZ 652 VORN 8873             505 NOT REVE
CRESCENT SNAPPER 8644  6  9 1 BIG MEAN FISH 171     BARITUS 8674          506 REVENGED
SLIDER 9001            0  1 0 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 622   MOUNTAIN TROLL 422    509 NONE    
SLAPPER 9000           0  1 0 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 622   MIKO SCAR 8919        509         
MALKO 8871             2  2 0 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 622   YAJIROBE 8929         506         
RY 8872                1  2 1 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 622   CARTH ONASI 8613      505 JUST REV
GARHON 8967            1  1 0 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 622   NECATUS 8852          508 JUST REV
SCHMEDRICK 8843        1  6 0 COLD CUTS 615         ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 509 NONE    
HEALTHY HELGA 8842     2  5 0 COLD CUTS 615         HIGH ELF 423          509 NONE    
DOC SIK. V.I. 8685     2  3 0 DESOLATE ONES 628     H. H. HOLMES 8826     506         
ASMODEL 8834           2  5 0 THE FALLEN 657        HIGH ELF 423          509 NONE    
QU'IAT 8980            1  1 0 HELLBOURNE 653        STONE GOLEM 430       509 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
EDWARDUS ABRUTUS 8998  0  1 0 PENTARCHIE-18 508     WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 509 NONE    
ADELAIDE 8151         19 24 0 PENTARCHIE-18 508     BIP 8665              507 REVENGED
REWARD POINTS! 8851    3  4 0 RILL'S GENCON SC 659  BLACK ORC 424         509 NONE    
SLOW MOTION 8903       2  1 0 RUN AND HYDE 537      BERCHTA 6774          506         
MASTHEAD 8603          9  9 0 SEA DOGS 224          BERCHTA 6774          509         
SYRIO FOREL 8680       0  3 0 SOULFORGE 627         ARETE 8969            509         
ZZZZZZZZ 8888          4  2 0 STREET PIZZA 106      STONE GOLEM 430       509 NONE    
SOLSBURY HILL 8558     5  8 0 STREET PIZZA 106      BLACK ORC 424         509 NONE    
DIE 8995               0  1 0 STREET PIZZA 106      DARK CHAMPION 428     509 NONE    
BIP 8665               9  3 1 STREET PIZZA 106      QUINTAL 8341          508         
REDUX 8984             1  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 6 493 STONE GOLEM 430       509 NONE    
DA10 8991              0  1 0 THUNDR + LITENING 22  MOUNTAIN TROLL 422    509 NONE    
GHOSTKNIFE 8759        5  3 0 THUNDR + LITENING 22  BARITUS 8674          509         
TOUCHABLE 8997         0  1 0 UNTOUCHABLES 287      BANDIT PRINCESS 429   509 NONE    
SENECA VARRUS 8793     2  7 0 VINCERE AUT MORI 626  STONE GOLEM 430       509 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ah!  How nice!  I liked the sound of Bip's head getting smashed...that smelled like
justice.  Actually, as I write this, I still didn't get turn 507, so I don't know how
Bip killed Adelaide--but I guess that was vile-and I'm not sure that it's the head
which was crushed, but well, writing this reminds me of the old times. -- Le
Pentarque

By the way, as I'm going on this kind of futile chit-chat, why is Baalzebub bubbly?
-- Again Le P

Baritus -- One more shot and you would have been dead.  Oh well, thanks for the
skills anyway. -- Berchta

Moops! -- Love those skills!  We'll fight again. -- Ceridwen

Down W. Sickness -- A win and lots of skills.  I feel better now. -- Archor

El Sucko -- You really do suck.  I should have killed you. -- Duergar

Helion -- I really don't like that catapulting thing you do.  It really hurts.  A
couple more losses and I'm off to the dark arena. -- Eurynomos

Hey -- I'm starting to get into the swing of things, and I want to win this contest.
Will you guys at the top start knocking each other around so I can catch up. --
Noachian, mgr. The Dark Gods

Duergar -- Well, that'th that. -- Schmedrick

Free Porn -- With a fighter like you, aesthetics are a closed book. -- Miss Assist

Mr. Third Time -- I've other fish to fry, how'd you end up on my slate? -- The Great
Zamboni

El Sucko -- Shoelace's untied.  Loose heel?  Watch that banana peel.  Step ona crack,
break your mother's back.  Collapsed cathedrals or fallen arches? -- Matilda
P.S.  Is the time between slipping on the peel and smacking the sands a bananosecond?

Tiger Goby -- I like to be the one who discovers things on her own, and by
discovering them, own them.  Metaphorically speaking. -- NHE Helga (not healthy
enough)

Ghost Knife -- Good challenge; you played coy and made me believe I had you for a
second.  And so my win streak comes to an end. -- Hexalus

Clan Battle Axe 2 -- My warriors and I raise our chalices in honor of your fallen
warrior Garhon.  Awaiting your bloodfeud. -- Dark Knight Toker, Vincere Aut Mori
(626)

Garhon -- I will pray for your spirit to join our warrior brethren in the after life.
-- Necatus

Riven/Vorn -- I'm pretty sure I'll be seeing one of you this turn.  See, my manager
believes if it's a dixie then DA it to avoid the bloodfeuds.  However, he says I'm
not a dixie (whatever that it) and that I'm to defend.  I think I should run for four
turns.  But he calls it a matter of honor.  I call it stupidity! -- Necatus (wonder
which one)
P.S.  Please don't tell him I called him stupid.  He might just do something really
stupid then.  Oops I did it again.

Hoffa -- Enjoying all the skills you've taught me in our three fights.  Believe me, I
need them badly. -- Castor

Dark Knight Wasby -- Good to have you here.  Goat probably won't be here for a minute
as you already know.  So just kick back and enjoy the fierce competition.  Like I
told you, it's the best you're going to find anywhere. -- Dark Knight Toker "Desolate
Empire"
P.S.  Can't wait for this weekend.  No studying and softball.  Just so you know, I'm
going to hit more home-runs this year than you.  (grin)

TDH -- Enjoying the emails, and I will keep my fingers crossed for you.  And oh yea,
thanks for your word and kindness.  It helps to talk, I mean, type about it. -- Dark
Knight Toker's alter ego

20 April 2005
I have returned after a five-year absence.  I expect all tithes, gifts and bequeaths
to resume as normal. -- Magic Man

4 May 2005
Several questions have been asked about Slaughter's Challenge that I'd like to
address and clarify.
     1)  All Prizes must be used on the contest team, this includes the resurrection.
         Remember any fast arena team should be able to transfer to a slow arena
         (except for arena 82, I believe).
     2)  Warriors will be allowed to fight and run in the dead tourney, should there
         be one, and return if an opening can be made without breaking the rules
         (i.e. only one DA fight allowed per team).
     3)  If you win your single DA match you do not get another.  It's one use of the
         Dark Arena win or lose so if you want him/her/it dead be sure and throw the
         match!
     4)  The resurrection potion's longevity has been extended by the commission to 6
         months but the other potions (favorites, and +1 bonus) must still be used
         within 2 turns and on a 5 FE or higher warrior.  The resurrection can go on
         any warrior regardless of FE.
Street Legal

P.S.  My thanks to those already entered (Hammer, The Consortium, Tripwire, Stik, and
Shaman) and hope many more find a reason to come to arena 54.  Again, my email is
triumph1971@hotmail.com or you can diplo me in arena 14 at THE DEATH SQUAD (63) if
you need more info!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ZZZZZZZZ was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SOLSBURY HILL was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
ASMODEL was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a popular 1 minute Dark Arena match.
SCHMEDRICK was butchered by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
SENECA VARRUS was slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
REWARD POINTS! was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
HEALTHY HELGA was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
REDUX was executed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
QU'IAT was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a dull 3 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
DA10 was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DIE was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
EDWARDUS ABRUTUS was slaughtered by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute fight.
SLIDER was assassinated by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
TOUCHABLE was executed by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
VORN demolished NECATUS in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud competition.
RIVEN viciously subdued CARTH ONASI in a 2 minute brutal Bloodfeud battle.
LIR was viciously subdued by YAJIROBE in a 4 minute amateur's Bloodfeud bout.
GREEN REGENT won victory over SHADRACH in a 5 minute Challenge bout.
VIRGO slimly lost to AIM TO BURN HAMMER in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge bout.
SMUNCH devastated PLANKWALKER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
SINDARION subdued GROBRAUM in a exciting 2 minute gory veteran's Challenge bout.
QUINTAL handily defeated PREBIRTH in a 1 minute Challenge Title competition.
BERCHTA slaughtered MASTHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
FEAR was handily defeated by CASTOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ODDLY SHAPED BOOB devastated HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
INZO defeated MOOPS! in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
MR THIRD TIME was beaten by TRIGGER HAPPY in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
BARITUS assassinated GHOSTKNIFE in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GREYHAWK slimly lost to WOMAN AT THE WELL in a 2 minute gory Challenge fray.
BABBLING BANSHEE outwaited HK-47 in a crowd pleasing 7 minute Challenge bout.
DREW PEA lost to ARCHOR in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
DUERGAR was overpowered by DR KNUCKLES in a 4 minute uneven Challenge duel.
CHUNKY SUPERDUDE defeated BIG WAVE DAVE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
MATILDA defeated KARRAMEL in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
RHESUS THESIS was beaten by BUBBLY BAALZEBUB in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
EURYNOMOS was overcome by OPEN BAR in a 4 minute Challenge match.
PEACOCK SOLE was devastated by MESHUGGAH MUMMY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
SMELL CAREFULLY devastated MYSHEL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
GALLOPING GHOST devastated BILGE RAT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
CH'IAD overpowered PEEPSHOW THRILLER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
PICCOLO overcame AIM TO HURT HAMMER in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge match.
CAOIMHIN overpowered AIM TO FAME HAMMER in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
THROB savagely defeated ABEDNEGO in a 2 minute beginner's Challenge competition.
BACK JUICE overpowered DOC STEELE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
SYRIO FOREL was slaughtered by ARETE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
ROCK CROAKER unbelievably bested MESHACH in a 9 minute novice's Challenge conflict.
BLOCKHEAD unbelievably bested JUHANI in a 2 minute gruesome amateur's Challenge match.
GRUMPY GHOUL overcame ANGUS KHAN in a 2 minute novice's Challenge match.
BARBU overpowered DESTITUTE NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BILLY THE SQUID slimly won victory over WAS THAT EXLAX? in a 2 minute bout.
DAVE was savagely defeated by SALT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's fray.
ALTON demolished BOOKIE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
STICKLEBACK was beaten by MHORAM in a 2 minute battle.
TAKOV savagely defeated THE GREAT ZAMBONI in a popular 1 minute bloody fight.
LA TOUR devastated HEXALUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided conflict.
'SLOSHERS was demolished by LYAM in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
FREE PORN overpowered CERRIDWEN in a 5 minute one-sided brawl.
BLOWN AWAY savagely defeated MISS ASSIST in a 2 minute bloody contest.
HELION was overpowered by DARK OMEN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
JOLEE BINDO slimly won victory over ZAURIEL in a popular 3 minute fight.
VIOLENCE FETISH viciously subdued EVO WARBLADE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
VOICES was overpowered by ARIEL in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LACTAID subdued HASETH in a 2 minute conflict.
KA'ZEEN demolished STUPIFY in a 1 minute bloody one-sided conflict.
AIM TO BURP HAMMER was overpowered by DOWN W SICKNESS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MISSION VAO subdued ARYA STARK in a 2 minute duel.
EL SUCKO was vanquished by ASURION in a popular 3 minute gory one-sided bout.
RPGA won victory over O'REILLY in a exciting 1 minute novice's duel.
KUNG FU DEGOTTI subdued CRIOFAN in a popular 1 minute novice's duel.
AIM TO DROP HAMMER was outwaited by PETIT TROLL BAVEUX in a 21 minute match.
MIKO SCAR executed SLAPPER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TIGER GOBY was beaten by STONEWALL in a 3 minute novice's fight.
RAHVIN savagely defeated MARK OF HEROES in a 2 minute bloody beginner's brawl.
HAPLO overpowered SAUL T. DOG in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SALLANCHE subdued LUMINES in a 1 minute brutal amateur's duel.
DEAN ISLE overpowered LONGSHOT in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
SPECTRUM 5 was savagely defeated by KORIN in a 2 minute brutal beginner's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  37         TOTAL PARRY      114 -  75 -  2      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     23         AIMED BLOW        53 -  52 -  3      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         WALL OF STEEL     45 -  52 -  0      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         STRIKING ATTACK   50 -  59 -  3      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 11         LUNGING ATTACK   127 - 166 -  7      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         PARRY-LUNGE       39 -  52 -  2      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     9         BASHING ATTACK    69 - 101 -  7      41  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         PARRY-STRIKE      33 -  50 -  2      40  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         SLASHING ATTACK   42 -  73 -  4      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  44 -  0      29  |

Turn 509 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  4     TOTAL PARRY       11 - 12         3  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK    19 - 18     WALL OF STEEL      5 -  6         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  7     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     6 -  8         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  6         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  7         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  5     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   QUINTAL 8341               16   4  2  144 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
WALL OF STEEL    SMUNCH 8337                13   1  0  142 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
LUNGING ATTACK   BERCHTA 6774                8   4  2   94 THE DARK GODS (501)
PARRY-LUNGE      BILLY THE SQUID 3880       20  12  0   86 SEA DOGS (224)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 8604           12   6  1   83 SEA DOGS (224)
STRIKING ATTACK  WAS THAT EXLAX? 8377        9   4  1   66 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
TOTAL PARRY      CASTOR 8672                 9   6  0   56 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
SLASHING ATTACK  LYAM 7647                   7   2  0   52 DARK TOADS (552)
AIMED BLOW       MATILDA 8939                3   0  0   34 COLD CUTS (615)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BILLY THE SQUID 3880.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was AIM TO BURN HAMMER 8887.  The ten other most popular fighters were BABBLING 
BANSHEE 8825, SALT 8532, ASURION 8607, YAJIROBE 8929, LIR 8986, JOLEE BINDO 8915, 
GROBRAUM 8045, ZZZZZZZZ 8888, SHADRACH 8976, and TRIGGER HAPPY 8817.

The least popular fighter this week was AIM TO DROP HAMMER 8962.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PETIT TROLL BAVEUX 8978, QU'IAT 8980, ROCK CROAKER 8971, HK-47 
8584, FREE PORN 8546, LUMINES 9003, SAUL T. DOG 8992, SLAPPER 9000, AIM TO BURP 
HAMMER 8798, and STUPIFY 8711.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SMUNCH (18-8337) THUNDR + LITENING (22)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BARBU (18-8549) BIG MEAN FISH (171)