DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/29/2005    Duedate: 09/10/2005

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-517

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WOMAN AT THE WELL
SHEPHERDS (252)
(18-8583) [18-12-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WOMAN AT THE WELL              SASSY SANDY
SHEPHERDS (252)                ARGONAUTS (658)
(18-8583) [18-12-0,124]        (18-8837) [4-1-1,49]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BILLY THE SQUID                ICE
SEA DOGS (224)                 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
(18-3880) [25-15-1,103]        (18-8491) [0-1-0,7]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NEXT GENERATION (547)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NEXT GENERATION (547)       59
2. OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)    38      NEXT GENERATION (547)
3. UNTOUCHABLES (287)          34      Unchartered Team
4. STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)      34
5. STREET PIZZA (106)          33      ARGONAUTS (658)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*ARGONAUTS (658)           14   7  1 66.7   1/ 3 NEXT GENERATION (547)     9  3 0
 2/ 2 NEXT GENERATION (547)    178 117 10 60.3   2/ 7 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)    8  4 0
 3/ 1 HELLBOURNE (653)          30  21  0 58.8   3/ 9 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     8  6 0
 4- 3 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)    86  74  5 53.8   4/ 6 WASTELAND (207)           8  6 0
 5/ 4 THUNDR + LITENING (22)   999 897 %122 52.7   5/11 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  8  7 1
 6/ 6 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)    630 595 32 51.4   6/20 UNTOUCHABLES (287)        7  4 0
 7/ 5 HELTER SKELTER (655)      36  34  0 51.4   7/ 8 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)     7  6 0
 8/ 7 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    888 853 54 51.0   8/13 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)    7  6 0
 9/ 9 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 138 134  7 50.7   9/ 5 RILL'S GENCON SC (659)    7  8 1
10/10 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  40  39  2 50.6  10/10 BIG MEAN FISH (171)       7  8 0
11/ 8 SEA DOGS (224)           174 172  9 50.3  11/ 4 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566)  7  8 0
12/11 WASTELAND (207)          594 598 42 49.8  12/ 2 SHEPHERDS (252)           7  8 0
13/12 BIG MEAN FISH (171)      612 641 33 48.8  13/14 SEA DOGS (224)            7  8 0
14/16 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)    42  45  3 48.3  14/ 1 HELTER SKELTER (655)      7  8 0
15/13 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)    48  52  3 48.0  15/16 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)  6  2 0
16/14 RILL'S GENCON SC (659)    35  40  1 46.7  16/12 STREET PIZZA (106)        6  6 0
17/15 STREET PIZZA (106)       654 749 47 46.6  17/17 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)       5  4 0
18/17 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)      248 306  9 44.8  18/15 HELLBOURNE (653)          5  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/18 SHEPHERDS (252)          569 722 30 44.1  19/23 THE FALLEN (657)          4  5 0
20/19 UNTOUCHABLES (287)       185 248 15 42.7  20/18 COLD CUTS (615)           4  6 1
21/20 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566)  74 105  3 41.3  21/19 AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)   4  7 0
22/22 THE FALLEN (657)          28  40  2 41.2  22/21 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)     4 11 0
23/21 FUNKY FOLK (625)          22  32  3 40.7  23/24 FUNKY FOLK (625)          3  7 1
24/23 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)     36  56  6 39.1  24/26 THUNDR + LITENING (22)    2  9 0
25/24 ARROGANCE (347)          398 660 27 37.6  25/25 ARROGANCE (347)           2 13 0
26/25 COLD CUTS (615)           67 123  5 35.3  26/ 0*ARGONAUTS (658)           1  1 0
27/26 AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)   25  50  2 33.3  27-22 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)    1  2 0
28/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN (620)      0   1  0  0.0  28/ 0*OF WOLF AND MAN (620)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Battle Royal 3 -- http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br3

The Battle Royale is a head to head free for all contest open to any Talcama manager
willing to subject themselves to some of the fiercest competition Alastari has ever
seen!

Previous Winners:
BR1 -- Doc Steele (Transel)      BR2 -- Manray      BR3 -- Manager

Short Rules:
No avoiding other contest teams (And this will be checked each turn).
Only Fights against contest warriors count.  Score = Wins + Kills -- Losses
First team to 25 wins!

Battle Royale Score
         Overall       Mgr   Team                     Manager
  Score   Record   IE  Cod   Name                     Name
   14    39-25-0   0   [BD]  Big Mean Fish            Big Wave Dave
   12    33-26-5   0   [MI]  Clan Battleaxe 2         Mithril
   11    27-16-0   0   [DG]  Hellbourne               DeGotti
   11    22-12-1   0   [A]   Untouchables             Angus
   10    28-19-1   0   [UM]  Street Pizza             The Upright Man
   10    17-7-0    0   [MG]  Superior Forces 6N       Manager
   8     31-26-3   0   [DT]  Vincere Aut Mori         Dark Knight Toker
   8     26-20-2   0   [MM]  Wasteland                The Muffin Man
   7     32-27-2   0   [TW   Of Wolf and Man II       Tripwire
   7     12-6-1    0   [P]   Argonauts                Polarius
   6     29-23-0   0   [C]   Helter Skelter           Cosmo
   5     23-18-0   0   [F]   Get Outta My Way         Floyd
   3     34-32-1   0   [SL]  The Grateful Undead      Street Legal
   3     32-30-1   0   [R]   Rill's Gencon SC         Rillion
   3     29-26-0   0   [J]   Burn N' Pillage          Jolly
  -2     14-16-0   0   [DS]  Thundr + Litening        Doc Steele
  -3     28-34-3   0   [AS]  Star Wars: Kotor         Armalias Skyhawk
  -5     28-33-0   0   [AN]  Shepherds                Assurnasirbanipal
  -5     28-34-1   0   [OB]  Sea Dogs                 One Armed Bandit
  -8     22-32-2   0   [AZ]  The Fallen               Azrael
  -15    15-30-0   0   [AJ]  Cold Cuts                Applejack
  -23    20-45-2   0   [H]   Aim Fatal Hammerz        Hammer

 Green Regent [R]/Dark Omen [C]    Peacock Sole [BD]/Drunken Sailor [OB]

Fight Results for turn 517
  Virgo [MG]/Dark Omen [C]         Down W Sickness [TW]/Ghost Goby [BD]
  Piccolo [MM]/Shadrach [AN]       Capircorn [MG]/Sterling [AJ]
  Rock Croaker [BD]/Arako [MI]     Aim To Fame Hammer [H]/Multiverse [R]
  Peacock Sole [BD]/Stupify [TW]   Grumpy Ghoul [SL]/The S-Man [AN]
  Trigger Happy [C]/Hexalus [DT]   Golden Puffer [BD]/Lir [MI]
  Baritus [DT]/Fear [TW]           Riven [MI]/Peepshow Thriller [C]
  Castor [DT]/Matilda [AJ]         Violence Fetish [TW]>Stickleback [BD]
  Voices [TW]/Korin [MM]           Green Regent [R]/Babbling Banshee [SL]
  HK-47 [AS]/Lactaid [J]           Ge'Tar [DG]/Bubbly Baalzebub [SL]
  Throb [DS]/Jake [AN]             The Cancer Bunny [A]/Pulsatus [DT]
  Arete [A]/Ka'Zeen [DG]           Back Juice [MM]/Smell Carefully [UM]
  Mission Vao [AS]/V'Do [DG]       Drunken Sailor [OB]/Mark of Heroes [R]
  Vorn [MI]/Bilge Rat [OB]         Armpit Candy [UM]/The Flair [AJ]
  Greenback [C]/Atton [AS]         Golden Lilly [AJ]/Human Vinegar [MM]
  Prebirth [J]/Yajirobe [MM]       Galloping Ghost [SL]/Plankwalker [OB]
  Sindarion [A]/Dave [AN]          Solsbury Hill [UM]/Stonewall [C]
  Alton [J]/Salt [OB]              Nyrond [R]>Lovely Leeza [P]

This Turn's Score                     Record       Points
 A    Angus                           3-0-0           3
 T    Tripwire                        3-2-1           2
 M    Manager                         2-0-0           2
 B    Big Wave Dave                   3-2-0           1
 J    Jolly                           2-1-0           1
 AS   Armalias Skyhawk                2-1-0           1
 R    Rillion                         2-2-1           1
 U    The Upright Man                 2-1-0           1
 D    Doc Steele                      1-0-0           1
 H    Hammer                          1-0-0           1
 MI   Mithril                         2-2-0           0
 SL   Street Legal                    2-2-0           0
 DT   Dark Knight Toker               2-2-0           0
 M    The Muffin Man                  2-3-0          -1
 C    Cosmo                           2-3-0          -1
 D    DeGotti                         1-2-0          -1
 P    Polarius                        0-1-0          -1
 O    One Armed Bandit                1-3-0          -2
 AJ   Applejack                       1-3-0          -2
 AN   Assurnasirbanipal               0-4-0          -4

Top Warriors (Points)
 Riven [MI]             12-3-1   10      Woman at the Well [AN] 11-3-0    8
 Green Regent [R]       11-3-0    8      Hexalus [DT]           10-3-0    7
 Vorn [MI]              10-5-2    7      Sindarion [A]           9-2-0    7
 Free Porn [F]           8-1-0    7      A'Amon [DG]             8-1-0    7
 Violence Fetish [TW]   10-5-1    6      Karramel [AZ]           9-3-0    6
 Moops! [UM]             8-3-1    6      Berchta [N]             7-3-2    6
 Gohan [MM]              5-0-1    6

Bottom Warriors (Points)
 Greyhawk [R]            3-9-0   -6      Eurynomos [N]           2-8-0   -6
 Aim To Burp Hammer      2-10-1  -7      Mark of Heroes [R]      0-9-0   -9
 Aim To Hurt Hammer [H]  2-13-0  -11

Warriors with most wins      #
 Riven [MI]                 12         Green Regent [R]           11
 Woman at the Well          11         Hexalus [DT]               10
 Vorn [MI]                  10         Violence Fetish [TW]       10
 Karramel [AZ]               9         Sindarion [A]               9
 Moops! [UM]                 8         A'Amon [DG]                 8
 Stonewall [C]               8         Free Porn [F]               8
 Castor [DT]                 8         Billy The Squid [OB]        8
 Baritus [DT]                8         Lactaid [J]                 8

Warriors with most losses    #
 Aim To Hurt Hammer [H]     13         Aim To Burp Hammer [H]     10
 Mark of Heroes [R]          9         Greyhawk [R]                9
 Dave [AN]                   9         Zauriel [AZ]                8
 Voices [TW]                 8         Salt [OB]                   8
 HK-47 [AS]                  8         Eurynomos [N]               8
 Bilge Rat [OB]              8         Babbling Banshee [SL]       8
 Aim To Fame Hammer          8

Teams in BR (alphabetical)
A Tribe Called Ill, Aim Fatal Hammerz, Argonauts, Big Mean Fish, Burn N' Pillage,
Clan Battleaxe 2, Cold Cuts, Dark Forest Inn, Get Outta My Way, Heavymetal Kids,
Hellbourne, Helter Skelter, Kotor, Naturalborn Killers, Of Wolf and Man II,
Rill's Gencon SC, Run and Hyde, Sea Dogs, Shepherds, Ska Robot Army, Soulforge,
Street Pizza, Superior Forces 6N, The Dark Gods, The Fallen, The Grateful Undead,
Thundr + Litening, Untouchables, Vendetta Inc, Vincere Aut Mori, Wasteland

Teams in BR (numerical)
4, 22, 106, 171, 207, 218, 224, 252, 287, 493, 501, 537, 566, 573, 600, 615, 618,
622, 624, 626, 627, 628, 630, 651, 652, 653, 655, 656, 657, 658, 659

                                      SPY REPORT

     Fate is what we cannot avoid, but we make our own luck.  WOMAN AT THE WELL has
achieved, after beating ODDLY SHAPED BOOB, what very few have done.  You'd have to
ask ASSUR just how many have done it in the past, but WOMAN AT THE WELL holds the
throne for the third consecutive turn.  Few will be surprised to hear that she got
her invite to ADM this turn.  Also traveling to the Isle of the Eye next turn will be
SINDARION.
     On the other side of the world, two warriors will specifically not be traveling
anywhere, will not receive any more glory, and will not longer be part of our fine
arena.  LOVELY LEEZA lost her luster when she matched up with NYROND and was quickly
left on the sands to die.  VIOLENCE FETISH, however, sought out the killing blow when
it made a challenge to STICKLEBACK.
     Three TV challenges were made and three warriors found themselves out matched by
the former TV's.  LA TOUR also found himself outmatched when THE CRUSHER got his
challenge through to LA TOUR, who was the most challenged warrior this turn.  GRUMPY
GHOUL and THE S-MAN won the dubious turtle award after standing on the stands for 19
minutes before the fight was finally ended.  The fans were livid most of the fight
and calls for the Lions were heard more than once.
     One team won 4 fights, NEXT GENERATION, and that put them in position to take
all the team awards except for the Top Unchartered Team award, which was taken by the
returning ARGONAUTS.  The other team that makes news this turn is CENTER FOR OLDS,
who were the most avoided team this turn, receiving 7 avoids, 2 more than the next
team.
     I've been told that there are some big changes coming to the reports for the
Battle Royal.  I've been assured that next turn I should have the new program to
compile the reports.  In the meantime, duel well! -- Sherik

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOMAN AT THE WELL 8583       18  12  0   124       SHEPHERDS (252)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIOLENCE FETISH 8713         10   7  1   118       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 SINDARION 8499               21  10  1   116       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
-FORGED IN L.A. 7433          18  19  0   111       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 WILL THE BIKER 8290          15   5  1   109       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 COUNT IN THE CELLAR 8404      9   4  0   109       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-LEONIDAS 8537                13   2  0   108       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 GALLOPING GHOST 7931         11  10  0   106       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 BILLY THE SQUID 3880         25  15  1   103       SEA DOGS (224)
 ALTON 8297                   16  16  1   100       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE CRUSHER 8050             10   8  0    96       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 8531       19  14  0    94       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 CASTOR 8672                  13   9  0    93       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAVE 8535                    21  12  0    90       SHEPHERDS (252)
-DESTITUTE NOBLE 7817         16  11  1    87       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
 DATA LOSS 8029               15   5  0    86       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 BARITUS 8674                 11  11  2    85       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 RIVEN 8563                   14   6  1    79       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 MOOPS! 8662                  12   9  2    78       STREET PIZZA (106)
 LA TOUR 8525                 15  16  0    77       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 MATILDA 8939                  7   3  0    77       COLD CUTS (615)
 PLANKWALKER 8604             15  11  1    76       SEA DOGS (224)
 SALT 8532                    15  15  0    75       SEA DOGS (224)
 MESHUGGAH MUMMY 8942          7   4  0    74       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 PREBIRTH 8452                13  13  1    72       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 BOOKIE 8458                  15  24  0    71       ARROGANCE (347)
-FREE PORN 8546               15   2  0    71       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
 FEAR 8715                     9   5  0    71       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 PEEPSHOW THRILLER 8944        7   4  0    68       HELTER SKELTER (655)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VORN 8873                    10   5  2    65       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
-AIM TO BURN HAMMER 8887       7   6  1    65       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 SOLSBURY HILL 8558            9  12  1    64       STREET PIZZA (106)
-CH'IAD 8886                   5   2  0    63       HELLBOURNE (653)
 GE'TAR 8994                   5   1  0    63       HELLBOURNE (653)
 DREW PEA 8765                 5   2  1    62       FUNKY FOLK (625)
 DOWN W SICKNESS 8714          7  10  0    60       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 MYSHEL 9031                   5   1  0    59       THE FALLEN (657)
 JOLEE BINDO 8915              8   5  1    58       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 MR THIRD TIME 8668           17   6  0    57       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 GREEN REGENT 8850            11   4  0    57       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 'SLOSHERS 8460                9  30  0    57       ARROGANCE (347)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASURION 8607                 10   8  0    56       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 VOICES 8712                   6  11  1    56       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 BLOWN AWAY 8636              13   7  0    54       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 TRIGGER HAPPY 8817           10   4  0    54       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 HK-47 8584                   10   8  0    52       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 PEACOCK SOLE 8753             8   9  0    51       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 8693        12   9  0    50       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 YAJIROBE 8929                 7   5  1    49       WASTELAND (207)
 HOFFA 8478                    6  31  0    49       ARROGANCE (347)
 GREYHAWK 8846                 5  10  0    49       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 SASSY SANDY 8837              4   1  1    49       ARGONAUTS (658)
 LACTAID 8467                 11  13  0    47       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 BILGE RAT 8655               11  13  0    46       SEA DOGS (224)
 PICCOLO 8947                  4   3  0    45       WASTELAND (207)
 VIRGO 8950                    6   2  0    44       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 BUBBLY BAALZEBUB 8979         5   5  0    43       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
-ARIEL 8830                    6   7  1    42       THE FALLEN (657)
 BABBLING BANSHEE 8825         7   9  0    41       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 AIM TO FAME HAMMER 8800       6  10  0    40       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
-SAGITARIUS 8948               4   2  0    40       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 GHOST GOBY 9029               4   3  0    38       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 HEXALUS 8869                 10   4  0    37       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 STONEWALL 8866                9   4  0    37       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 STUPIFY 8711                  8   6  0    36       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 NYROND 9028                   5   2  1    36       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
-OPEN BAR 8721                 7   6  0    35       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DARK OMEN 8818                6   8  0    34       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 LOAF 9025                     4   3  0    34       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG WAVE DAVE 8973            5   5  0    33       ARROGANCE (347)
 BACK JUICE 8988               3   4  0    33       WASTELAND (207)
 KORIN 9002                    5   2  0    32       WASTELAND (207)
 ROCK CROAKER 8971             8   3  0    31       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-KARRAMEL 8900                 9   3  0    30       THE FALLEN (657)
 LONGSHOT 8981                 3   3  0    30       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 MISSION VAO 8891              7   7  1    29       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
-LINDA LOU 8839                3   1  0    29       ARGONAUTS (658)
 ARETE 8969                    2   5  1    29       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
-AIM TO DROP HAMMER 8962       6   4  0    28       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 KA'ZEEN 8858                  4   6  0    28       HELLBOURNE (653)
-SALLANCHE 8925                4   2  0    28       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 GOLDEN LILLY 9074             2   0  0    28       COLD CUTS (615)
 MULTIVERSE 9013               5   3  0    27       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 CAPIRCORN 8949                3   1  0    27       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 PETIT TROLL BAVEUX 8978       7   3  0    26       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 SMELL CAREFULLY 8889          6   8  0    26       STREET PIZZA (106)
 GRUMPY GHOUL 8959             7   4  0    25       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 GOLDEN PUFFER 9022            4   4  0    25       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 THE CANCER BUNNY 9065         2   0  0    25       UNTOUCHABLES (287)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHADRACH 8976                 5   5  0    23       SHEPHERDS (252)
 THROB 8982                    4   2  0    23       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-AIM TO HURT HAMMER 8802       2  13  0    23       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 NECATUS 8852                  5   6  1    22       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
-AIM TO BURP HAMMER 8798       3  12  1    22       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 DRUNKEN SAILOR 9041           2   4  0    21       SEA DOGS (224)
 ARMPIT CANDY 9020             4   1  0    20       STREET PIZZA (106)
 DOC STEELE 8890               3  11  0    20       ARROGANCE (347)
 LIR 8986                      4   6  0    18       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
-ZAURIEL 8901                  3   9  0    18       THE FALLEN (657)
 LAUREN ORDA 8882              1   1  0    18       FUNKY FOLK (625)
-BETTIE BROWNIE 8841           4   0  0    15       ARGONAUTS (658)
-P'TAIN 9008                   2   3  0    15       HELLBOURNE (653)
 V'DO 9051                     1   1  0    12       HELLBOURNE (653)
-BAUMIEL 9014                  2   3  1    10       THE FALLEN (657)
 MARK OF HEROES 8996           0   9  0     9       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 STERLING 9075                 1   1  0     7       COLD CUTS (615)
 ICE 8491                      0   1  0     7       OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
 JAKE 9055                     1   3  0     6       SHEPHERDS (252)
 THE S-MAN 9054                1   3  0     6       SHEPHERDS (252)
 THE FLAIR 9053                1   2  0     5       COLD CUTS (615)
 KREIA 9082                    1   0  0     5       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 LETS GO 9089                  1   0  0     5       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 HUMAN VINEGAR 9077            1   1  0     4       WASTELAND (207)
 ARAKO 9062                    0   3  0     4       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 GREENBACK 9083                1   0  0     3       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 PULSATUS 9019                 0   3  0     3       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 SMEDLEY 9087                  0   1  0     1       STREET PIZZA (106)
 ATTON 9078                    0   1  0     1       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
LOVELY LEEZA 8840      3  2 0 ARGONAUTS 658         NYROND 9028           517         
STICKLEBACK 8561      17 15 0 BIG MEAN FISH 171     VIOLENCE FETISH 8713  517         
PARMESAN VOMIT 9067    0  2 0 CENTER FOR OLDS 108   TIDE-POOL TED 9038    516         
RUG SACRIFICE 9088     0  1 0 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 622   AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 517 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
TIDE-POOL TED 9038     1  4 1 COLD CUTS 615         ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 517 NONE    
DEAN ISLE 8993         1  4 0 FUNKY FOLK 625        STONE GOLEM 430       517 NONE    
WAS THAT EXLAX? 8377  11  6 1 GET OUTTA MY WAY 573  BILLY THE SQUID 3880  513 NOT REVE
A'AMON 8806            8  2 0 HELLBOURNE 653        WILL THE BIKER 8290   513 NOT REVE
CARTH ONASI 8613       8  9 1 STAR WARS: KOTOR 624  DREW PEA 8765         516         
DA3 9085               0  1 0 THUNDR + LITENING 22  AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 517 NONE    
DA4 9084               0  1 0 THUNDR + LITENING 22  ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 517 NONE    
BARRY 9079             0  1 0 UNTOUCHABLES 287      HIGH ELF 423          517 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Street Legal -- I certainly do deserve some abuse for my poor showing with my Arena
11 overall record and the current Battle Royal here in Talcama.  I wonder if you will
have the honor to write a personal ad applauding my efforts, if I manage to raise my
performance up to a level more be fitting my experience and reputation.
     As for a contest in Tobir, I know nothing about it.  There is a contest
announced in the newsletter every turn somewhere, so I probably missed it.  I'm sure
my younger Delarquan friends will contact me if an Andorian of note enters the fray.
-- Doc Steele

4 August 2005
Ladies and Gentlemen...The Announcement You Have All Been Waiting For Is Here!!!!!!!!

ZalCon3...The Rebirth!!!!!!! 

The Rules Are Simple, The Prizes Are Awesome, The Competition Fierce!

Where:  Dullens (DM13)  When:  October 8th, 2005

The Rules:
Every Manager Must DA Their Entire Team On The First Turn They Enter The Contest.
All Warriors DA'd In This Manner MUST Be At Zero FE And May Fight In The Contest If
They Live.  The Style Of The Warrior Must Be Present In The Name In A Non Ambiguous
Manner, Standard Abbreviations Accepted.  Scoring Starts On The 3rd Turn Of The
Contest Which Will Also Be The First Turn After The October Mail In.  Dead Warriors
May Be Entered From The Contest To Dead Apprentices ONLY--And With Zero FE!!!!!  All
Living Warriors May Be Entered Into Rookies or Apprentices For The October Mail In.

Scoring:
 1 Point For Each Win.
 1 Point For Each Kill.
-1 Point For Each Loss.
-1 Point For Each Death.

Categories:
Ultimate Style Master:  Warrior Of Any Style With The Most Style Master Points.
Top Team:  Team With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
Top Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Team:  Team With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
MVP Warrior:  Warrior With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest.
Style Master:  Warrior With The Most Points Vs. Style In Each Style At The End Of The
               Contest.
Warrior Top 11:  Next 10 Top Point Gaining Warriors At The End Of The Contest.
Iron Manager:  Any Manager With 100 Fights During The Contest (20 Turns Plus 2 Pre
               Turns).
***Special Category*** An Additional Top Team Award Will Be Granted For Each 5 Iron
Manager Awards Starting At 6.

Prizes:
Ultimate Style Master, Top Team, Top Warrior:  +1 To Bonus, Damage Bump, Free Train
                                              Or Learn 2 Skills, Favorites Knowledge.
MVP Team And MVP Warrior:  20 Rollups.

Style Master:  +1 To Bonus.
Warrior Top 11:  Free Train Or Learn 2 Skills. 
Iron Manager:  +1 To Bonus.

Please Contact Zalgor Prigg Via Diplo (Armor & Weapons DM102) or Email
(zalgor@hotmail.com) Should You Have Any Questions Or Wish A Free Team Rollup To Dark
Arena On Turn 1.

Disclaimer:  All Prizes Are To Be Used On Contest Team Only And Are Non Transferable.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DEAN ISLE was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
TIDE-POOL TED was murdered by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DA3 was assassinated by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
BARRY was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
RUG SACRIFICE was assassinated by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
DA4 was butchered by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
VIRGO slimly won victory over DARK OMEN in a 3 minute bloody Challenge match.
GE'TAR handily defeated BUBBLY BAALZEBUB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
GREEN REGENT won victory over BABBLING BANSHEE in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
ODDLY SHAPED BOOB was unbelievably bested by WOMAN AT THE WELL in a 2 minute duel.
VIOLENCE FETISH slaughtered STICKLEBACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
DATA LOSS luckily beat BOOKIE in a 2 minute gory veteran's Challenge melee.
MATILDA was savagely defeated by CASTOR in a crowd pleasing 8 minute Challenge match.
THE CRUSHER devastated LA TOUR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
RIVEN bested PEEPSHOW THRILLER in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
FEAR was overcome by BARITUS in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
DREW PEA overpowered GREYHAWK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DOWN W SICKNESS devastated GHOST GOBY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
TRIGGER HAPPY savagely defeated HEXALUS in a 2 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
VOICES devastated KORIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
STUPIFY was savagely defeated by PEACOCK SOLE in a exciting 3 minute Challenge bout.
MR THIRD TIME was viciously subdued by MYSHEL in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
MULTIVERSE was defeated by AIM TO FAME HAMMER in a exciting 1 minute Challenge duel.
LOAF overpowered DOC STEELE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fray.
ROCK CROAKER outwaited ARAKO in a slow 11 minute veteran vs. novice Challenge contest.
PICCOLO overpowered SHADRACH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
CAPIRCORN overpowered STERLING in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DRUNKEN SAILOR overpowered MARK OF HEROES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
GRUMPY GHOUL viciously subdued THE S-MAN in a 19 minute Challenge fray.
LIR was unbelievably bested by GOLDEN PUFFER in a popular 6 minute Challenge bout.
HUMAN VINEGAR was vanquished by GOLDEN LILLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
ALTON overpowered SALT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SINDARION savagely defeated DAVE in a popular 5 minute gruesome veteran's bout.
GALLOPING GHOST demolished PLANKWALKER in a 1 minute uneven contest.
WILL THE BIKER overpowered MESHUGGAH MUMMY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BILLY THE SQUID was demolished by COUNT IN THE CELLAR in a 1 minute struggle.
MOOPS! demolished BLOWN AWAY in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
YAJIROBE was vanquished by PREBIRTH in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SOLSBURY HILL viciously subdued STONEWALL in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal bout.
LACTAID was outwaited by HK-47 in a exciting 9 minute duel.
VORN overpowered BILGE RAT in a 1 minute uneven battle.
JOLEE BINDO vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CHUNKY SUPERDUDE slimly won victory over LONGSHOT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
ASURION devastated 'SLOSHERS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HOFFA was handily defeated by SASSY SANDY in a 2 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
LOVELY LEEZA was savagely slain by NYROND in a popular 1 minute gruesome battle.
MISSION VAO beat V'DO in a 3 minute bout.
NECATUS was handily defeated by BIG WAVE DAVE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BACK JUICE viciously subdued SMELL CAREFULLY in a exciting 1 minute bloody match.
KA'ZEEN was beaten by ARETE in a 2 minute battle.
LAUREN ORDA was luckily beaten by PETIT TROLL BAVEUX in a popular 4 minute fight.
ARMPIT CANDY handily defeated THE FLAIR in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
THROB overpowered JAKE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THE CANCER BUNNY devastated PULSATUS in a 1 minute brutal mismatched fight.
ICE was luckily beaten by LETS GO in a popular 9 minute gory amateur's contest.
GREENBACK outwaited ATTON in a slow 13 minute novice's struggle.
KREIA slimly won victory over SMEDLEY in a 2 minute amateur's conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  23         TOTAL PARRY      108 -  88 -  1      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         AIMED BLOW        36 -  36 -  1      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 16         LUNGING ATTACK   140 - 144 -  7      49  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         WALL OF STEEL     52 -  55 -  2      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         BASHING ATTACK    58 -  62 -  4      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         STRIKING ATTACK   65 -  77 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         SLASHING ATTACK   46 -  61 -  3      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         PARRY-LUNGE       29 -  44 -  2      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  31 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  35 -  1      30  |

Turn 517 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY       13 -  4     LUNGING ATTACK    11 - 12         4  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      5 -  4     AIMED BLOW         4 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  9         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     5 -  7         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  5     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   WOMAN AT THE WELL 8583     18  12  0  124 SHEPHERDS (252)
WALL OF STEEL    SINDARION 8499             21  10  1  116 UNTOUCHABLES (287)
STRIKING ATTACK  WILL THE BIKER 8290        15   5  1  109 NEXT GENERATION (547)
BASHING ATTACK   COUNT IN THE CELLAR 8404    9   4  0  109 NEXT GENERATION (547)
PARRY-LUNGE      BILLY THE SQUID 3880       25  15  1  103 SEA DOGS (224)
TOTAL PARRY      CASTOR 8672                13   9  0   93 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
AIMED BLOW       MATILDA 8939                7   3  0   77 COLD CUTS (615)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 8604           15  11  1   76 SEA DOGS (224)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BILLY THE SQUID 3880.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ICE 8491.  The ten other most popular fighters were SOLSBURY HILL 8558, 
PEACOCK SOLE 8753, LACTAID 8467, LAUREN ORDA 8882, DEAN ISLE 8993, LIR 8986, MATILDA 
8939, MYSHEL 9031, SINDARION 8499, and LONGSHOT 8981.

The least popular fighter this week was GRUMPY GHOUL 8959.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were THE S-MAN 9054, GREENBACK 9083, ROCK CROAKER 8971, ATTON 9078, 
HK-47 8584, ARAKO 9062, LETS GO 9089, PULSATUS 9019, THE FLAIR 9053, and PETIT TROLL 
BAVEUX 8978.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

WOMAN AT THE WELL (18-8583) SHEPHERDS (252)
SINDARION (18-8499) UNTOUCHABLES (287)