DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/12/2005    Duedate: 09/24/2005

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-518

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

VIOLENCE FETISH
OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
(18-8713) [11-7-2,143]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

VIOLENCE FETISH                SAW SCALED
OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)       THE COLD BLOODS (661)
(18-8713) [11-7-2,143]         (18-9099) [1-0-0,20]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BILLY THE SQUID                JOLEE BINDO
SEA DOGS (224)                 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
(18-3880) [25-16-1,104]        (18-8915) [9-5-1,64]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WASTELAND (207)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)    62
2. HELTER SKELTER (655)        53      NEXT GENERATION (547)
3. WASTELAND (207)             52      Unchartered Team
4. THE COLD BLOODS (661)       45
5. BURN N' PILLAGE (218)       33      THE COLD BLOODS (661)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ARGONAUTS (658)           14   7  1 66.7   1/ 4 WASTELAND (207)          11  4 0
 2/ 2 NEXT GENERATION (547)    181 118 10 60.5   2/ 1 NEXT GENERATION (547)    10  2 0
 3/ 0*THE COLD BLOODS (661)      3   2  1 60.0   3/ 5 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  9  6 3
 4/ 3 HELLBOURNE (653)          32  22  0 59.3   4/15 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)  8  3 0
 5/10 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  45  39  4 53.6   5/ 6 UNTOUCHABLES (287)        8  5 0
 6/ 7 HELTER SKELTER (655)      40  35  0 53.3   6/ 7 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)     7  5 0
 7/ 5 THUNDR + LITENING (22)   %1002 899 %122 52.7   7/ 8 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)    7  7 0
 8/ 6 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)    633 596 32 51.5   8/14 HELTER SKELTER (655)      7  8 0
 9/ 8 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    889 856 54 50.9   9/ 3 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     6  7 0
10/ 9 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 140 135  7 50.9  10/ 2 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)    6  7 0
11/11 SEA DOGS (224)           176 175  9 50.1  11/10 BIG MEAN FISH (171)       6  8 0
12/12 WASTELAND (207)          598 599 42 50.0  12/16 STREET PIZZA (106)        6  8 0
13/13 BIG MEAN FISH (171)      613 644 33 48.8  13/ 9 RILL'S GENCON SC (659)    6  9 1
14/15 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)    49  55  3 47.1  14/22 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)     6  9 0
15/14 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)    43  49  3 46.7  15/11 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566)  6  9 0
16/17 STREET PIZZA (106)       656 752 47 46.6  16/12 SHEPHERDS (252)           6  9 0
17/16 RILL'S GENCON SC (659)    36  44  1 45.0  17/18 HELLBOURNE (653)          5  4 0
18/18 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)      249 307  9 44.8  18/19 THE FALLEN (657)          5  6 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19 SHEPHERDS (252)          572 724 30 44.1  19/24 THUNDR + LITENING (22)    5  9 0
20/20 UNTOUCHABLES (287)       187 250 15 42.8  20/13 SEA DOGS (224)            5 10 0
21/21 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566)  76 108  3 41.3  21/17 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)       4  4 0
22-23 FUNKY FOLK (625)          22  32  3 40.7  22/20 COLD CUTS (615)           4 11 1
23/22 THE FALLEN (657)          29  44  2 39.7  23/25 ARROGANCE (347)           4 11 0
24/24 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)     38  59  6 39.2  24/ 0*THE COLD BLOODS (661)     3  2 1
25/25 ARROGANCE (347)          400 663 27 37.6  25-23 FUNKY FOLK (625)          3  5 1
26/26 COLD CUTS (615)           67 128  5 34.4  26/21 AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)   2  5 0
27/27 AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)   25  51  2 32.9  27-26*ARGONAUTS (658)           1  1 0
28-28*OF WOLF AND MAN (620)      0   1  0  0.0  28-28*OF WOLF AND MAN (620)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

Battle Royal 3 -- http://www.geocities.com/assurnasir/br3

The Battle Royale is a head to head free for all contest open to any Talcama manager
willing to subject themselves to some of the fiercest competition Alastari has ever
seen!

Previous Winners:
BR1 -- Doc Steele (Transel)      BR2 -- Manray      BR3 -- Manager

Short Rules:
No avoiding other contest teams (And this will be checked each turn).
Only Fights against contest warriors count.  Score = Wins + Kills - Losses
First team to 25 wins!

Battle Royale Score
       Overall        Mgr   Team                     Manager
 Score  Record    IE  Code  Name                     Name
  13    40-27-0   0   [BD]  Big Mean Fish            Big Wave Dave
  12    36-27-3   0   [TW]  Of Wolf and Man II       Tripwire
  12    29-17-0   0   [DG]  Hellbourne               DeGotti
  12    24-13-1   0   [A]   Untouchables             Angus
  11    34-28-5   0   [MI]  Clan Battleaxe 2         Mithril
  11    29-20-2   0   [MM]  Wasteland                The Muffin Man
  11    19-8-0    0   [MG]  Superior Forces 6N       Manager
  9     32-23-0   0   [C]   Helter Skelter           Cosmo
  9     29-21-1   0   [UM]  Street Pizza             The Upright Man
  7     12-6-1    0   [P]   Argonauts                Polarius
  6     32-29-3   0   [DT]  Vincere Aut Mori         Dark Knight Toker
  5     23-18-0   0   [F]   Get Outta My Way         Floyd
  4     36-33-1   0   [SL]  The Grateful Undead      Street Legal
  4     31-27-0   0   [J]   Burn N' Pillage          Jolly
  1     17-16-0   0   [DS]  Thundr + Litening        Doc Steele
  0     33-34-1   0   [R]   Rill's Gencon SC         Rillion
  -4    31-35-0   0   [AN]  Shepherds                Assurnasirbanipal
  -6    29-36-1   0   [OB]  Sea Dogs                 One Armed Bandit
  -7    28-38-3   0   [AS]  Star Wars: Kotor         Armalias Skyhawk
  -9    23-34-2   0   [AZ]  The Fallen               Azrael
 -20    15-35-0   0   [AJ]  Cold Cuts                Applejack
 -23    20-45-2   0   [H]   Aim Fatal Hammerz        Hammer

Fight Results for Turn 518
 Ka'Zeen [DG]/Golden Lilly [AJ]   Peepshow Thriller [C]/Matilda [AJ]
 Stupify [TW]/Nyrond [R]          Hexalus [DT]/Bubbly Baalzebub [SL]
 Trigger Happy [C]/HK-47 [AS]     Green Regent [R]/Ch'iad [DG]
 Ge'Tar [DG]/Myshel [AZ]          Riven [MI]/Baritus [DT]
 Korin [MM]/Arete [A]             Galloping Ghost [SL]/Billy The Squid [OB]
 Fear [TW]/Moops! [UM]            Violence Fetish [TW]>Castor [DT]
 Sindarion [A]/Dave [AN]          Longshot [DS]/Mark of Heroes [R]
 Virgo [MG]/Greyhawk [R]          Down W Sickness [TW]/Ghost Goby [BD]
 Lactaid [J]/Ariel [AZ]           Golden Puffer [BD]/Smell Carefully [UM]
 Greenback [C]/Kreia [AS]         The S-Man [AN]/Atton [AS]
 Karramel [AZ]/Necatus [DT]       Shadrach [AN]/Mission Vao [AS]
 Asurion [J]/Capircorn [MG]       The Cancer Bunny [A]/Lir [MI]
 Sallanche [MG]/Jake [AN]         Back Juice [MM]/Peacock Sole [BD]
 Bilge Rat [OB]/Vorn [MI]         Woman at the Well [AN]/Alton [J]
 Grumpy Ghoul [SL]/Sterling [AJ]  Armpit Candy [UM]/The Flair [AJ]
 Throb [DS]/Drunken Sailor [OB]   Cerberus [DS]/Split Sue [AJ]
 Yajirobe [MM]/Multiverse [R]

This Turn's Score:                    Record       Points
TW   Tripwire                        4-0-1           5
DS   Doc Steele                      3-0-0           3
C    Cosmo                           3-0-0           3
MM   The Muffin Man                  3-0-0           3
AN   Assurnasirbanipal               3-2-0           1
DG   DeGotti                         2-1-0           1
A    Angus                           2-1-0           1
J    Jolly                           2-1-0           1
MG   Manager                         2-1-0           1
SL   Street Legal                    2-1-0           1
UM   The Upright Man                 1-2-0          -1
MI   Mithril                         1-2-0          -1
OB   One Armed Bandit                1-2-0          -1
BD   Big Wave Dave                   1-2-0          -1
AZ   Azrael                          1-2-0          -1
DT   Dark Knight Toker               1-3-0          -2
R    Rillion                         1-4-0          -3
AS   Armalias Skyhawk                0-4-0          -4
AJ   Applejack                       0-5-0          -5

Top Warriors (Points)
Riven [MI]             13-3-1   11      Woman at the Well [AN] 12-3-0    9
Green Regent [R]       12-3-0    9      Hexalus [DT]           11-3-0    8
Violence Fetish [TW]   11-5-2    8      Sindarion [A]          10-2-0    8
Karramel [AZ]          10-3-0    7      Free Porn [F]           8-1-0    7
A'Amon [DG]             8-1-0    7      Vorn [MI]              10-6-2    6
Berchta [N]             7-3-2    6      Gohan [MM]              5-0-1    6

Bottom Warriors (Points)
Eurynomos [N]           2-8-0    -6     Greyhawk [R]            3-10-0   -7
Aim To Burp Hammer [H]  2-10-1   -7     Mark of Heroes [R]      0-10-0   -10
Aim To Hurt Hammer [H]  2-13-0   -11

Warriors with most wins      #
Riven [MI]                  13        Green Regent [R]            12
Woman at the Well [AN]      12        Hexalus [DT]                11
Violence Fetish [TW]        11        Karramel [AZ]               10
Vorn [MI]                   10        Sindarion [A]               10
Lactaid [J]                 9

Warriors with most losses      #
Aim To Hurt Hammer [H]        13      Mark of Heroes [R]            10
Greyhawk [R]                  10      Dave [AN]                     10
Aim To Burp Hammer [H]        10      HK-47 [AS]                    9

Teams in BR (alphabetical)
A Tribe Called Ill, Aim Fatal Hammerz, Argonauts, Big Mean Fish, Burn N' Pillage,
Clan Battleaxe 2, Cold Cuts, Dark Forest Inn, Get Outta My Way, Heavymetal Kids,
Hellbourne, Helter Skelter, Kotor, Naturalborn Killers, Of Wolf and Man II,
Rill's Gencon SC, Run and Hyde, Sea Dogs, Shepherds, Ska Robot Army, Soulforge,
Street Pizza, Superior Forces 6N, The Dark Gods, The Fallen, The Grateful Undead,
Thundr + Litening, Untouchables, Vendetta Inc, Vincere Aut Mori, Wasteland

Teams in BR (numerical)
4, 22, 106, 171, 207, 218, 224, 252, 287, 493, 501, 537, 566, 573, 600, 615, 618,
622, 624, 626, 627, 628, 630, 651, 652, 653, 655, 656, 657, 658, 659

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

So I mentioned to Assur that maybe he should stop running bashers and run more
Lungers and he laughed in my face.  Oh well, can't teach an old dog new tricks, I
guess.  But I'm convinced!  I am a three time Duelmaster not on my own abilities, but
on the abilities of bashers!  Thank you Alton and Oddly Shaped Boob for making this
day such a great celebration.

As for my own abilities, the commission describes me as:
     11(2)-16(1)-11-14-20-5-10
     25/18/21/4/21/12
     MO/HI SH

Apparently, I'm going to be taking a sabbatical for some time before picking back up
in ADM.  Assur is not sure what to do with me yet, but he has big plans for me.

-- Woman at the Well

                                      SPY REPORT

     WOMAN AT THE WELL proved, once again, that she can beat a basher.  But with both
her and SINDARION departing to the Isle of the Eye, the throne was VIOLENCE FETISH's
to lose.  CASTOR challenged VIOLENCE FETISH (up 25) in what now looks like a foolish
challenge because CASTOR was left on the sands to die and VIOLENCE FETISH takes the
throne.  With only 11 wins, FETISH could be around for a bit, but time will tell.
     As everyone knows, SINDARION also left for Advanced Duel 2 this turn, but the
news around town is that two more of Talcama's finest will join them next turn.  WILL
THE BIKER and PREBIRTH both earned immortality this turn, joining a long line of
warriors that the commission has recognized from Talcama.
     What the fans recognized was long impressive attacking (hopefully upon those
dirty rotten scum).  JOLEE BINDO fought for 6 minutes to get the most popular for the
turn award.  Many of the other fighters on the popularity list fought for 5 or more
minutes as well.  Well done, the crowds love you and will be back to see more (at
least next week they will--after that, if you don't refresh their memories, you'll be
forgotten).
     Only two styles posted losing records this turn.  Bashers went a miserable 2-12
and parry lungers went a hopeless 0-5.  At least the top basher, COUNT IN THE CELLAR
posted a win.
     Five teams stole the spotlight this turn.  OF WOLF AND MAN II, in addition to
taking the throne, went a perfect 5-0!  That was enough to win the Team on the Move
award, but not by all that much.  HELTER SKELTER and WASTELAND both went 4-1 on the
turn and were not far behind in recognition gain.  WASTELAND put these 4 wins with 7
from the previous two turns to earn the Current Top Team Award.  The next team to
make news is THE COLD BLOODS.  They made their debut on the sands.  Welcome to
Talcama.  I'm Sherik, the guy who passes for the spy reporter here.  It has been
awhile since Talcama has seen new blood, and hopefully their success (3-2-1) is
enough to keep them here for awhile (or maybe even forever like some of the managers
I see littering the ranks.
     Speaking of teams being around forever, THUNDR + LITENING posted their 1000th
win (and their 1001th and 1002nd, but nobody really cares about those).  If I'm not
mistaken, DOC STEELE is the first manager to do it in any arena, but don't take my
word for that fact.  Congratulations!  It has obviously been a long time coming.
     Interesting (or not) fact of the day:  the top 7 teams posted winning records
this turn while the bottom 6 teams posted losing records for the turn.
     Non-Interesting facts for the turn:  22 warriors moved up a class, 8 moved down
a class, up challengers went 3-3, down challengers went 11-7, even challengers went
2-0.  VINCERE AUT MORI and CENTER FOR OLDS each received 7 total avoids, with 5
coming from THE COLD BLOODS and OF WOLF AND MAN II, respectively towards the most
avoided teams.  HK-47, the most challenged warrior, lost to TRIGGER HAPPY.  All 3 TV
Challengers won their fights.
     My favorite part of spy reporting, though, is letting you all know who the
hottest warriors on the sands are at the current time.  The list continues to be
long, surely because some of the best warriors have decided to represent their
managers for the Battle Royal Contest.  Prove yourself by knocking them down....  The
warriors are:
              9-1: WOMAN AT THE WELL
              8-2: VIOLENCE FETISH, GALLOPING GHOST, RIVEN, GREEN REGENT
              7-3: MESHUGGAH MUMMY, BLOWN AWAY, STUPIFY
     Condolences to the managers of the dead.  DARK KNIGHT TOKER lost CASTOR in the
title fight and ASOP lost BIG WAVE DAVE in a matchup.  See you around next turn! --
Sherik

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIOLENCE FETISH 8713         11   7  2   143       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GALLOPING GHOST 7931         12  10  0   117       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 WILL THE BIKER 8290          16   5  1   116       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 COUNT IN THE CELLAR 8404     10   4  0   114       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-FORGED IN L.A. 7433          18  19  0   111       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-LEONIDAS 8537                13   2  0   108       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 BILLY THE SQUID 3880         25  16  1   104       SEA DOGS (224)
 ALTON 8297                   16  17  1    97       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 BOOKIE 8458                  16  24  0    96       ARROGANCE (347)
 DATA LOSS 8029               16   5  0    91       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 PREBIRTH 8452                14  13  1    91       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DAVE 8535                    21  13  0    90       SHEPHERDS (252)
 RIVEN 8563                   15   6  1    88       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 FEAR 8715                    10   5  0    87       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 PEEPSHOW THRILLER 8944        8   4  0    85       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 SALT 8532                    16  15  0    81       SEA DOGS (224)
 THE CRUSHER 8050             10   9  0    80       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 BARITUS 8674                 11  12  2    79       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 MESHUGGAH MUMMY 8942          7   5  0    78       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 PLANKWALKER 8604             15  12  1    75       SEA DOGS (224)
 LA TOUR 8525                 15  17  0    75       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 GE'TAR 8994                   6   1  0    75       HELLBOURNE (653)
 ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 8531       19  15  0    72       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BILGE RAT 8655               12  13  0    66       SEA DOGS (224)
 GREEN REGENT 8850            12   4  0    66       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 MOOPS! 8662                  12  10  2    65       STREET PIZZA (106)
 TRIGGER HAPPY 8817           11   4  0    65       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 DOWN W SICKNESS 8714          8  10  0    65       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 VOICES 8712                   7  11  2    65       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
-AIM TO BURN HAMMER 8887       7   6  1    65       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 JOLEE BINDO 8915              9   5  1    64       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 ASURION 8607                 11   8  0    63       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 MATILDA 8939                  7   4  0    63       COLD CUTS (615)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DREW PEA 8765                 5   2  1    62       FUNKY FOLK (625)
 BLOWN AWAY 8636              14   7  0    61       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 PICCOLO 8947                  5   3  0    61       WASTELAND (207)
 DARK OMEN 8818                7   8  0    60       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 CH'IAD 8886                   5   3  0    60       HELLBOURNE (653)
 MR THIRD TIME 8668           17   7  0    58       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 'SLOSHERS 8460                9  31  0    58       ARROGANCE (347)
 LACTAID 8467                 12  13  0    57       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 YAJIROBE 8929                 8   5  1    57       WASTELAND (207)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VIRGO 8950                    7   2  0    55       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 BACK JUICE 8988               4   4  0    53       WASTELAND (207)
 MYSHEL 9031                   5   2  0    51       THE FALLEN (657)
 HOFFA 8478                    6  32  0    50       ARROGANCE (347)
 GREYHAWK 8846                 5  11  0    50       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
-SASSY SANDY 8837              4   1  1    49       ARGONAUTS (658)
 LOAF 9025                     5   3  0    47       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 8693        12  10  0    46       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 HEXALUS 8869                 11   4  0    45       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 VORN 8873                    10   6  2    45       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 HK-47 8584                   10   9  0    45       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 STUPIFY 8711                  9   6  0    43       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
-SAGITARIUS 8948               4   2  0    40       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 KA'ZEEN 8858                  5   6  0    39       HELLBOURNE (653)
 BUBBLY BAALZEBUB 8979         5   6  0    38       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 AIM TO FAME HAMMER 8800       6  11  0    37       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 KORIN 9002                    6   2  0    37       WASTELAND (207)
 BABBLING BANSHEE 8825         7  10  0    36       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 NYROND 9028                   5   3  1    35       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 PEACOCK SOLE 8753             8  10  0    34       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 GHOST GOBY 9029               4   4  0    34       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 THE CANCER BUNNY 9065         3   0  0    34       UNTOUCHABLES (287)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KARRAMEL 8900                10   3  0    33       THE FALLEN (657)
 ARIEL 8830                    6   8  1    33       THE FALLEN (657)
 SHADRACH 8976                 6   5  0    33       SHEPHERDS (252)
 THROB 8982                    5   2  0    33       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 GOLDEN PUFFER 9022            5   4  0    32       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 LONGSHOT 8981                 4   3  0    32       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 SALLANCHE 8925                5   2  0    31       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 MISSION VAO 8891              7   8  1    30       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
-LINDA LOU 8839                3   1  0    29       ARGONAUTS (658)
 GRUMPY GHOUL 8959             8   4  0    28       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
-AIM TO DROP HAMMER 8962       6   4  0    28       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 SMELL CAREFULLY 8889          6   9  0    27       STREET PIZZA (106)
-PETIT TROLL BAVEUX 8978       7   3  0    26       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 ARMPIT CANDY 9020             5   1  0    26       STREET PIZZA (106)
 ARETE 8969                    2   6  1    26       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 DOC STEELE 8890               4  11  0    25       ARROGANCE (347)
 CAPIRCORN 8949                3   2  0    25       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 MULTIVERSE 9013               5   4  0    24       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NECATUS 8852                  5   7  1    23       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
-AIM TO HURT HAMMER 8802       2  13  0    23       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
-AIM TO BURP HAMMER 8798       3  12  1    22       AIM FATAL HAMMERZ (652)
 SAW SCALED 9099               1   0  0    20       THE COLD BLOODS (661)
 LIR 8986                      4   7  0    19       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 ZAURIEL 8901                  3  10  0    19       THE FALLEN (657)
 GOLDEN LILLY 9074             2   1  0    18       COLD CUTS (615)
-LAUREN ORDA 8882              1   1  0    18       FUNKY FOLK (625)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KING COBRA 9098               1   0  1    16       THE COLD BLOODS (661)
-BETTIE BROWNIE 8841           4   0  0    15       ARGONAUTS (658)
 DRUNKEN SAILOR 9041           2   5  0    15       SEA DOGS (224)
-P'TAIN 9008                   2   3  0    15       HELLBOURNE (653)
-V'DO 9051                     1   1  0    12       HELLBOURNE (653)
 THE S-MAN 9054                2   3  0    10       SHEPHERDS (252)
 MARK OF HEROES 8996           0  10  0    10       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 SMEDLEY 9087                  1   1  0     9       STREET PIZZA (106)
 JAKE 9055                     1   4  0     8       SHEPHERDS (252)
 STERLING 9075                 1   2  0     8       COLD CUTS (615)
 GREENBACK 9083                2   0  0     7       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 KRAIT 9095                    1   0  0     7       THE COLD BLOODS (661)
-ICE 8491                      0   1  0     7       OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
 VYKTAN 9094                   1   0  0     6       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 THE FLAIR 9053                1   3  0     6       COLD CUTS (615)
 CERBERUS 9091                 1   0  0     5       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-LETS GO 9089                  1   0  0     5       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 KREIA 9082                    1   1  0     4       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 ARAKO 9062                    0   4  0     4       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
-PULSATUS 9019                 0   3  0     3       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 ATTON 9078                    0   2  0     2       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 SPLIT SUE 9093                0   1  0     1       COLD CUTS (615)
 BARBA AMARILLA 9096           0   1  0     1       THE COLD BLOODS (661)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
PERSISTENT BEGGAR 408  0  1 0   1                   KING COBRA 9098       518 NONE    
LOVELY LEEZA 8840      3  2 0 ARGONAUTS 658         NYROND 9028           517         
BIG WAVE DAVE 8973     5  6 0 ARROGANCE 347         VOICES 8712           518         
ROCK CROAKER 8971      8  4 0 BIG MEAN FISH 171     WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 518 NONE    
STICKLEBACK 8561      17 15 0 BIG MEAN FISH 171     VIOLENCE FETISH 8713  517         
PARMESAN VOMIT 9067    0  2 0 CENTER FOR OLDS 108   TIDE-POOL TED 9038    516 NONE    
COTTONMOUTH 9097       0  1 0 THE COLD BLOODS 661   FROGS FORM THE SK 409 518 NONE    
BAUMIEL 9014           2  4 1 THE FALLEN 657        HIGH ELF 423          518 NONE    
STONEWALL 8866         9  5 0 HELTER SKELTER 655    AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 518 NONE    
CARTH ONASI 8613       8  9 1 STAR WARS: KOTOR 624  DREW PEA 8765         516         
SOLSBURY HILL 8558     9 13 1 STREET PIZZA 106      SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 518 NONE    
DIRTNAP 9086           0  1 0 THUNDR + LITENING 22  STONE GOLEM 430       518 NONE    
DA5 9090               0  1 0 THUNDR + LITENING 22  BANDIT PRINCESS 429   518 NONE    
LARRY 9092             0  1 0 UNTOUCHABLES 287      STONE GOLEM 430       518 NONE    
CASTOR 8672           13 10 0 VINCERE AUT MORI 626  VIOLENCE FETISH 8713  518         
HUMAN VINEGAR 9077     1  2 0 WASTELAND 207         WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 518 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hmm, didn't get run last turn, that will probably cost me that endurance prize.  Damn
it. -- Azrael

Doc Steele -- I felt that your recent response/ad to Street Legal was a class act.
Well written!  Oftentimes in the past we have sparred and bantered within character--
usually in a negative/aggressive/defensive manner.  For a change, I felt it
appropriate to comment on a very positive circumstance from your camp. -- The
Consortium

All -- Introducin Split-End Sue, so named...n' man is she touchy 'bout it too. --
Applejack

Caster -- You pulled off the ee-ludes.  Tough fight. -- Matilda

Capricorn -- How's the weather down there. -- Sterling

Human Vinegar -- Leave a bad taste in your mouth, did it? -- Golden Lilly

Armpit Candy -- More flourish in my flair, I'm thinking. -- The Flair 

Thunder+Litening -- I don't think I've reached the thousand win plateau with all my
teams and fighters put together.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SOLSBURY HILL was butchered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
STONEWALL was slaughtered by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 5 minute Dark Arena battle.
ROCK CROAKER was savagely slain by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BAUMIEL was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HUMAN VINEGAR was murdered by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute competition.
LARRY was dispatched by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DIRTNAP was executed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
DA5 was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GE'TAR handily defeated MYSHEL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
VIRGO won victory over GREYHAWK in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
LONGSHOT won victory over MARK OF HEROES in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
GALLOPING GHOST savagely defeated BILLY THE SQUID in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
COUNT IN THE CELLAR overpowered LA TOUR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SINDARION viciously subdued DAVE in a exciting 3 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
ODDLY SHAPED BOOB was overpowered by BOOKIE in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
CASTOR was assassinated by VIOLENCE FETISH in a 1 minute Challenge Title duel.
MOOPS! was devastated by FEAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PEEPSHOW THRILLER overpowered MATILDA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BARITUS was bested by RIVEN in a exciting 1 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
DOWN W SICKNESS overpowered GHOST GOBY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
MR THIRD TIME was savagely defeated by DARK OMEN in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
CH'IAD was outlasted by GREEN REGENT in a action packed 10 minute Challenge fight.
LOAF demolished AIM TO FAME HAMMER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
TRIGGER HAPPY vanquished HK-47 in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
BUBBLY BAALZEBUB was defeated by HEXALUS in a 2 minute Challenge match.
CHUNKY SUPERDUDE was overpowered by PICCOLO in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
STUPIFY defeated NYROND in a popular 4 minute Challenge duel.
KA'ZEEN overpowered GOLDEN LILLY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
THE CANCER BUNNY overpowered LIR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
SALLANCHE beat JAKE in a 2 minute veteran vs. amateur Challenge fray.
ARETE lost to KORIN in a 2 minute gory Challenge bout.
THROB overpowered DRUNKEN SAILOR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
ARMPIT CANDY overpowered THE FLAIR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
STERLING was defeated by GRUMPY GHOUL in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
WOMAN AT THE WELL luckily beat ALTON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's fray.
THE CRUSHER was defeated by PREBIRTH in a 2 minute veteran's struggle.
WILL THE BIKER demolished PLANKWALKER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
SALT handily defeated 'SLOSHERS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DATA LOSS subdued MESHUGGAH MUMMY in a action packed 5 minute one-sided conflict.
JOLEE BINDO savagely defeated HOFFA in a action packed 6 minute gory bout.
VORN was handily defeated by BILGE RAT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ARIEL was vanquished by LACTAID in a 2 minute one-sided match.
BABBLING BANSHEE was demolished by BLOWN AWAY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PEACOCK SOLE was devastated by BACK JUICE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
YAJIROBE vanquished MULTIVERSE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
ASURION handily defeated CAPIRCORN in a exciting 3 minute brutal mismatched melee.
VOICES assassinated BIG WAVE DAVE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
SMELL CAREFULLY lost to GOLDEN PUFFER in a popular 6 minute gruesome bout.
MISSION VAO was overpowered by SHADRACH in a 1 minute uneven competition.
KARRAMEL luckily beat NECATUS in a 3 minute bloody match.
ZAURIEL was beaten by DOC STEELE in a 2 minute battle.
ARAKO was narrowly defeated by SMEDLEY in a 2 minute novice's fight.
THE S-MAN overcame ATTON in a 3 minute amateur's contest.
KREIA was outlasted by GREENBACK in a monotonous 16 minute novice's struggle.
CERBERUS bested SPLIT SUE in a 3 minute amateur's fight.
VYKTAN savagely defeated BARBA AMARILLA in a 2 minute bloody amateur's battle.
KRAIT beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 6 minute beginner's bout.
COTTONMOUTH was butchered by FROGS FORM THE SKY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KING COBRA butchered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
SAW SCALED overpowered FROGS FORM THE SKY in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         TOTAL PARRY      100 -  89 -  1      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         LUNGING ATTACK   139 - 131 -  8      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         AIMED BLOW        38 -  38 -  2      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         WALL OF STEEL     51 -  55 -  2      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                   11         STRIKING ATTACK   65 -  76 -  1      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         SLASHING ATTACK   47 -  56 -  4      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         BASHING ATTACK    52 -  66 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE     18 -  29 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  45 -  2      36  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  29 -  1      34  |

Turn 518 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 - 12         3  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  9     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  6                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  4                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      6 -  5                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        9 -  8                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   VIOLENCE FETISH 8713       11   7  2  143 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
STRIKING ATTACK  WILL THE BIKER 8290        16   5  1  116 NEXT GENERATION (547)
BASHING ATTACK   COUNT IN THE CELLAR 8404   10   4  0  114 NEXT GENERATION (547)
PARRY-LUNGE      BILLY THE SQUID 3880       25  16  1  104 SEA DOGS (224)
TOTAL PARRY      DATA LOSS 8029             16   5  0   91 NEXT GENERATION (547)
WALL OF STEEL    PREBIRTH 8452              14  13  1   91 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 8604           15  12  1   75 SEA DOGS (224)
AIMED BLOW       MATILDA 8939                7   4  0   63 COLD CUTS (615)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BILLY THE SQUID 3880.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was JOLEE BINDO 8915.  The ten other most popular fighters were CH'IAD 8886, 
MESHUGGAH MUMMY 8942, SMELL CAREFULLY 8889, DARK OMEN 8818, VIRGO 8950, GREYHAWK 
8846, NYROND 9028, YAJIROBE 8929, ASURION 8607, and GALLOPING GHOST 7931.

The least popular fighter this week was GREENBACK 9083.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were KREIA 9082, KRAIT 9095, GREEN REGENT 8850, COTTONMOUTH 9097, THE S-MAN 
9054, ZAURIEL 8901, MISSION VAO 8891, BIG WAVE DAVE 8973, CAPIRCORN 8949, and PEACOCK 
SOLE 8753.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

WILL THE BIKER (18-8290) NEXT GENERATION (547)
PREBIRTH (18-8452) BURN N' PILLAGE (218)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SINDARION (18-8499) UNTOUCHABLES (287)
WOMAN AT THE WELL (18-8583) SHEPHERDS (252)