DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/30/2006    Duedate: 02/11/2006

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-528

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BACK JUICE
WASTELAND (207)
(18-8988) [12-6-0,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

BACK JUICE                     POSITION IS EMPTY
WASTELAND (207)                
(18-8988) [12-6-0,132]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ODDLY SHAPED BOOB              PAIN
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)          WASTELAND (207)
(18-8531) [21-23-0,89]         (18-9205) [2-1-0,26]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

WASTELAND (207)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SEA DOGS (224)              52
2. WASTELAND (207)             48      OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
3. GOLDEN LEGION (591)         43      Unchartered Team
4. RILL'S GENCON SC (659)      40
5. OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)    35      MURDER INC (667)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2 HELLBOURNE (653)          49  32  1 60.5   1/ 1 WASTELAND (207)          11  4 0
 2/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  66  59  5 52.8   2/ 4 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)     9  4 0
 3/ 4 THUNDR + LITENING (22)   %1019 919 %124 52.6   3/14 RILL'S GENCON SC (659)    9  6 0
 4/ 5 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 159 146  8 52.1   4/ 3 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)       9  6 0
 5/ 7 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)    652 620 32 51.3   5/15 BIG MEAN FISH (171)       8  7 0
 6/ 9 WASTELAND (207)          631 615 43 50.6   6/ 7 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)    8  7 0
 7/ 8 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    908 887 55 50.6   7/ 2 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566)  7  5 0
 8/ 6 HELTER SKELTER (655)      60  59  0 50.4   8/ 5 STREET PIZZA (106)        7  8 3
 9/10 SEA DOGS (224)           200 200 11 50.0   9/ 9 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)  6  2 0
10/11 BIG MEAN FISH (171)      638 669 34 48.8  10/13 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     6  9 1
11/12 STREET PIZZA (106)       683 773 53 46.9  11/ 6 SHEPHERDS (252)           6  9 0
12/17 RILL'S GENCON SC (659)    60  70  2 46.2  12/10 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)     5  4 1
13/14 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)      274 323  9 45.9  13/12 SEA DOGS (224)            5  9 0
14/16 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)    64  78  3 45.1  14/ 8 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)    5 10 0
15/15 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)    66  82  3 44.6  15/ 0 UNTOUCHABLES (287)        4  1 0
16/18 SHEPHERDS (252)          597 749 30 44.4  16/16 THUNDR + LITENING (22)    4  4 0
17/19 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566) 102 129  7 44.2  17/19 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  3  6 1
18/20 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)     60  77  9 43.8  18/24*GOLDEN LEGION (591)       3  6 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 UNTOUCHABLES (287)       199 269 15 42.5  19/17 HELTER SKELTER (655)      3  7 0
20-21 THE FALLEN (657)          40  60  2 40.0  20/ 0*MURDER INC (667)          2  3 0
21/ 0*MURDER INC (667)           2   3  0 40.0  21-11 HELLBOURNE (653)          2  3 0
22/ 0 FUNKY FOLK (625)          25  40  3 38.5  22/22 ARROGANCE (347)           2  7 0
23/23 ARROGANCE (347)          410 688 27 37.3  23-23 THE FALLEN (657)          1  1 0
24/24*GOLDEN LEGION (591)        7  15  0 31.8  24/ 0 FUNKY FOLK (625)          0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 537): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 422): THE SHOCKER of INQUISITION SL5 (LHI, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 545): BLACK WIDOW of MISTRESS 4 XMAS (Angus, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 541): HAPPY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 540): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 544): MIKEL of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 541): CLARITIN JUNKIE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 536): SYD TUBULAR of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 527): JOLEE BINDO of STAR WARS: KOTOR (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 526): ACE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 500): NIKITA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 490): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 217): MATT RISIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 478): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 426): WILLIE MCGEE of ALL-UGLY TEAM (The Sentinel, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 203): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 191): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 375): EB GOLLU of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 168): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 419): DR DAZZLE of PEPPER PRACTICE II from ANDOR (The Muffin
                             Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 537): WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 422): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 545): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 541): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 540): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 544): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 541): BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 536): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 527): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 526): SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 500): ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 490): JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 217): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 478): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 426): DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 203): OF WOLF AND MAN (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 191): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 375): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 168): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 419): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1MORDANT (turn 536): BRICK WALL of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 541): HAPPY CAT of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
               (turn 540): VANGUARD of ORCCON THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
                           FIREBALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 527): JOLEE BINDO of STAR WARS: KOTOR (Talon Warsmith, mgr.)
                            LA TOUR of PENTARCHIE-18 (The Pentalque, mgr.)
                (turn 526): DAVE of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 526): ACE of SWORD OPERA (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 500): NIKITA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 477): FRANKENBUTT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in TALCAMA since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  Who can explain it?  Not 
you, not me, not RILL'S GENCON SC's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks 
from 14th to 3rd.  Well, MURDER INC, 2-3-0 isn't a complete rout.  But the Duelmaster 
has nothing to fear from you guys!  What's with ARMPIT CANDY?  It actually beat CLAN 
BATLEAXE 2's VORN, and walked away with 21 more points from the fight.  Laughs were 
big at SEA DOGS while they watched DRUNKEN SAILOR clobber DARK OMEN.  It lost 17 
points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  Try as she might, ODDLY 
SHAPED BOOB wasn't good enough at persuading JOLEE BINDO to step down from the 
Duelmaster's throne...  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about 
your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges...  TALCAMA thinks CENTER 
FOR OLDS and their 908-887-55 is too much!  If at first you don't succeed, give up... 
Management must be dealin', as the boys at WASTELAND ain't reelin'!  CENTER FOR OLDS' 
mad!  How well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, DOC STEELE!  
Don't make idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.  Taunt your opponent DOWN W 
SICKNESS!  That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly challenged.  (and by 60 
points!)  BACK JUICE should have an easy win.  I have to get this off my chest.  What 
a low dog, BACK JUICE!  It can't set itself up in a real match.  I was sorry to see 
DOWN W SICKNESS lose.  Fighting is a better craft than farming, LACTAID, but you have 
to pay your dues.  Being challenged by LA TOUR, 21 points above you, is dues.  LA 
TOUR bested LACTAID.  PENTARCHIE-18 calls this fighting?  In my day...  BUBBLY 
BAALZEBUB expects the easy win by going 28 points down.  COLON CONVOY will find this 
a hard lesson!  BUBBLY BAALZEBUB left the match looking worse than when it went in, 
after COLON CONVOY, with a 8-1-0, walked all over it.  Taunt your opponent DOC 
STEELE!  That was my lucky charm when I was unfairly challenged.  (and by 27 points!) 
SHADRACH should have an easy win.  SHADRACH won victory over DOC STEELE.  I bet 
SHADRACH could beat two-year-olds, too.  Well, ARROGANCE knows who to set their 
sights on.  Fighting is a better craft than farming, MABBAS, but you have to pay your 
dues.  Being challenged by LETS GO, 20 points above you, is dues.  I have to get this 
off my chest.  What a low dog, LETS GO!  He can't set himself up in a real match.  I 
was sorry to see MABBAS lose.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Hmm...  More surprises must remain in store for me, 
if SOLSBURY HILL can return from the Dark Arena.  Sending a warrior to the Dark Arena 
reminds the others they'd better shape up.  Tough beans, BILGE RAT.  That's what a 
17-17-0 gets you.  NECATUS looked pretty sick and surprised when he learned VINCERE 
AUT MORI is sending him to the Dark Arena!  Whadd'he expect with a 7-13-1?  I like to 
see warriors put young whippersnappers in their place.  I guess you could say STREET 
PIZZA'SMELL CAREFULLY did just that.  Right PENTARCHIE-18?  We all knew it had to 
happen sooner or later.  A warrior can't stick around with a 4-8-0, and THE CLOSER 
easily took care of ATTON.  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master many 
skills, fight dirty.   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  Are you 
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it?  Actually, I guess I'm writing it 
before you read it.  Oh, well.  Time for my medication, so I'll leave now.  Practice, 
practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BACK JUICE 8988              12   6  0   132       WASTELAND (207)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PEEPSHOW THRILLER 8944       14   7  0   115       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 MESHUGGAH MUMMY 8942         13   9  0   113       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 ARMPIT CANDY 9020            12   4  0   111       STREET PIZZA (106)
 ASURION 8607                 18  11  0   101       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 BARITUS 8674                 15  16  2    95       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 GREYHAWK 8846                11  15  0    95       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 SOLSBURY HILL 8558           15  15  6    94       STREET PIZZA (106)
 COLON CONVOY 9115             9   1  0    94       WASTELAND (207)
-MYSHEL 9031                   9   3  0    93       THE FALLEN (657)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 8531       21  23  0    89       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 LACTAID 8467                 16  19  0    89       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-GE'TAR 8994                  10   4  0    89       HELLBOURNE (653)
 'SLOSHERS 8460               12  38  0    88       ARROGANCE (347)
 GALLOPING GHOST 7931         18  14  1    87       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 VORN 8873                    17   9  3    87       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 BLOWN AWAY 8636              19  12  0    84       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 FEAR 8715                    12  10  0    83       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 PLANKWALKER 8604             18  19  1    81       SEA DOGS (224)
 LEONIDAS 8537                15   4  0    81       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 DRUNKEN SAILOR 9041           9   8  1    79       SEA DOGS (224)
 MR THIRD TIME 8668           22  12  0    78       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 PETIT TROLL BAVEUX 8978      13   4  0    77       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 8693        17  15  0    75       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 MOOPS! 8662                  17  15  2    74       STREET PIZZA (106)
 BUBBLY BAALZEBUB 8979        12   9  2    74       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
-LONGSHOT 8981                11   5  1    72       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-CH'IAD 8886                   7   3  1    72       HELLBOURNE (653)
 TRIGGER HAPPY 8817           15   9  0    70       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 DOWN W SICKNESS 8714         13  14  0    70       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 LOAF 9025                    11   7  0    70       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 GHOST GOBY 9029              10   8  0    70       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 DREW PEA 8765                 7   5  1    69       FUNKY FOLK (625)
 SHADRACH 8976                12   9  0    67       SHEPHERDS (252)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLDEN PUFFER 9022           10   9  0    65       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 HOFFA 8478                    7  41  0    64       ARROGANCE (347)
 YAJIROBE 8929                13   9  1    63       WASTELAND (207)
 VYKTAN 9094                   7   4  2    61       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 JOSH 9109                     8   2  0    60       SHEPHERDS (252)
 NYROND 9028                   9   9  1    59       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 DARK OMEN 8818               12  12  0    58       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 CAPIRCORN 8949                8   3  0    58       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HK-47 8584                   13  16  0    55       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 THARKON 9112                  5   4  0    55       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 HEXALUS 8869                 13  11  0    54       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 ROCK CROAKER 8971            13   7  0    54       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 SMELL CAREFULLY 8889         10  15  1    53       STREET PIZZA (106)
 MISSION VAO 8891             12  13  1    50       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 SALLANCHE 8925                8   4  0    48       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
-KA'ZEEN 8858                  7   7  0    48       HELLBOURNE (653)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRUMPY GHOUL 8959            12  10  0    46       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 MULTIVERSE 9013              10   9  0    46       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
-P'TAIN 9008                   6   6  0    46       HELLBOURNE (653)
 ARETE 8969                    4  11  1    44       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
-V'DO 9051                     6   4  0    40       HELLBOURNE (653)
 THROB 8982                    7   5  1    37       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 DOC STEELE 8890               6  19  0    37       ARROGANCE (347)
 THE CLOSER 9187               4   0  1    37       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VARIABLE 9121                 4   5  0    33       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-STEELEY SHADOW 9169           3   0  1    33       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 ENTEK 9151                    2   6  0    33       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 LOCHAS 9129                   5   4  0    30       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 GREENBACK 9083                6   5  0    28       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 THE S-MAN 9054                6   9  0    27       SHEPHERDS (252)
 BIG GLOU GLAIREAUX 9044       4   3  0    27       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 PAIN 9205                     2   1  0    26       WASTELAND (207)
 SMEDLEY 9087                  6   6  0    24       STREET PIZZA (106)
 INDENTURED OARSMAN 9167       3   2  0    24       SEA DOGS (224)
 HEX 9196                      3   0  0    24       THUNDR + LITENING (22)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LETS GO 9089                  6   1  0    23       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 POGDISH 9145                  3   2  0    21       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 STIGES 9122                   4   2  0    20       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
-TENOBIEL 9203                 1   0  0    20       THE FALLEN (657)
 SOUND THE VANILLA! 9209       2   0  0    18       WASTELAND (207)
 SCARAB 8071                   1   5  0    17       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
 ADAMANT 8075                  1   0  0    17       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
 SALVAEUS 9126                 4   4  0    16       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 KREIA 9082                    2  10  0    16       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 SYPHON 9118                   3   2  0    15       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 CASTLE GREYHAWK 9195          3   1  0    13       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
-ANIMEL 9128                   3   1  0    12       THE FALLEN (657)
 COELACANTH 9161               2   5  0    11       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 CORPSE EATER 9225             1   0  0    10       MURDER INC (667)
 LIVID 9224                    1   0  0    10       MURDER INC (667)
 RADIAN 9210                   1   0  0     9       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 FLEECE 9211                   1   0  0     8       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
 OMNIVORE 9197                 2   1  0     7       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 KIND AERON 9190               1   0  0     7       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 RAASHUB 9202                  0   1  0     7       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 AKAI 9213                     1   0  0     6       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 PYRITE 9192                   0   2  0     6       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
 MABBAS 9208                   0   2  0     5       HELTER SKELTER (655)
 CORE 9207                     1   1  0     4       RILL'S GENCON SC (659)
 HONEYCOMB FILEFISH 9204       0   3  0     4       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 GLITTER 9206                  0   2  0     2       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
 KNUCKLES 9226                 0   1  0     1       MURDER INC (667)
 CRUSHER 9227                  0   1  0     1       MURDER INC (667)
 RAGE 9223                     0   1  0     1       MURDER INC (667)
-STEEL 9178                    0   1  0     1       THE FALLEN (657)
 GORE 9212                     0   1  0     1       THUNDR + LITENING (22)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
AIM TO FAME HAMM 8800  6 17 0 AIM FATAL HAMMERZ 652 LONGSHOT 8981         524 NOT REVE
QUILLBACK 9117         4  3 1 BIG MEAN FISH 171     STEELEY SHADOW 9169   525         
PWINGO 9199            1  3 1 CENTER FOR OLDS 108   SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 528 NONE    
HIGH ELF 423           0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          SOLSBURY HILL 8558    528 NONE    
PETE ZAPEYE 9166       0  1 0 FUNKY FOLK 625        AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 528 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
DA 9221                0  1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN I 630 AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 528 NONE    
OZYMANDIAS 9068        4  3 0 PENTARCHIE-18 508     SMELL CAREFULLY 8889  528         
BILGE RAT 8655        17 18 0 SEA DOGS 224          SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 528 NONE    
MAN OVERBOARD 9214     0  1 0 SEA DOGS 224          ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 528 NONE    
SALT 8532             20 20 0 SEA DOGS 224          VORN 8873             527         
BARNEY 9198            0  4 0 SHEPHERDS 252         SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 528 NONE    
BORED TO DEATH 9215    0  1 0 SHEPHERDS 252         ARENAMISTRESS FYL 427 528 NONE    
ATTON 9078             4  8 0 STAR WARS: KOTOR 624  THE CLOSER 9187       528         
NECATUS 8852           7 14 1 VINCERE AUT MORI 626  MOUNTAIN TROLL 422    528 NONE    
UNNATURAL ACT 9164     2  3 0 WASTELAND 207         PWINGO 9199           526         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Talcama -- I am a new manager bringing my warriors to get into the Battle Royal and
hopefully gain a little experience in the process.  Any opinions, advice or pointers
are welcome, by diplo, p-ad or email. (banesdomain@yahoo) -- Bane of Murder Inc.

Toker -- Well, here I am.  I finally arrived in the land of Talcama.  Hopefully I'll
fare well on the sands here. -- Bane

30 January 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to announce with glad hearts that Heathen
Hatebred is no longer just a friend, but also an alliance-mate.  Heathen brings a lot
with him to our alliance.  His experience, talent, and loyalty will be a great
benefit to us all.  Welcome Heathen; may all our enemies' blood continue to flow
freely! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SOLSBURY HILL butchered HIGH ELF in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BILGE RAT was killed by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
NECATUS was slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BARNEY was assassinated by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PWINGO was murdered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
PETE ZAPEYE was butchered by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA was assassinated by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena struggle.
BORED TO DEATH was butchered by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 3 minute competition.
MAN OVERBOARD was slaughtered by ARENAMISTRESS FYLOR in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BACK JUICE vanquished DOWN W SICKNESS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge Title fight.
SOUND THE VANILLA! won victory over HONEYCOMB FILEFISH in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
LA TOUR beat LACTAID in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
BUBBLY BAALZEBUB was overpowered by COLON CONVOY in a 1 minute Challenge match.
BLOWN AWAY was devastated by MESHUGGAH MUMMY in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
MR THIRD TIME was subdued by GALLOPING GHOST in a 1 minute master's Challenge match.
JOSH was handily defeated by 'SLOSHERS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
SHADRACH overpowered DOC STEELE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
THARKON was handily defeated by CHUNKY SUPERDUDE in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
SALLANCHE was devastated by NYROND in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
THROB was beaten by MULTIVERSE in a 2 minute Challenge match.
GRUMPY GHOUL was narrowly defeated by ROCK CROAKER in a 27 minute Challenge bout.
CAPIRCORN viciously subdued MISSION VAO in a 8 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
SYPHON was demolished by VARIABLE in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge bout.
POGDISH handily defeated CORE in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
LETS GO outlasted MABBAS in a popular 9 minute Challenge fight.
COELACANTH lost to SCARAB in a 2 minute gory Challenge match.
PAIN won victory over KREIA in a 5 minute novice vs. veteran upset Challenge fight.
JOLEE BINDO vanquished ODDLY SHAPED BOOB in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fray.
VORN was overpowered by ARMPIT CANDY in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven competition.
PEEPSHOW THRILLER overpowered MOOPS! in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ASURION savagely defeated PLANKWALKER in a popular 2 minute gory veteran's match.
LEONIDAS savagely defeated HOFFA in a action packed 1 minute brutal veteran's bout.
LOAF was devastated by GREYHAWK in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
BARITUS demolished YAJIROBE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FEAR overpowered TRIGGER HAPPY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DREW PEA was luckily beaten by PETIT TROLL BAVEUX in a 3 minute master's match.
DARK OMEN was overpowered by DRUNKEN SAILOR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
GHOST GOBY overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ARETE overcame THE S-MAN in a exciting 1 minute duel.
SMELL CAREFULLY slew OZYMANDIAS in a action packed 1 minute gruesome battle.
HEXALUS was devastated by GOLDEN PUFFER in a crowd boring 9 minute mismatched match.
HK-47 defeated ENTEK in a crowd pleasing 5 minute one-sided brawl.
VYKTAN handily defeated GREENBACK in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SMEDLEY was defeated by LOCHAS in a popular 1 minute battle.
THE CLOSER dispatched ATTON in a popular 1 minute bout.
SALVAEUS was overcome by BIG GLOU GLAIREAUX in a 2 minute bout.
STIGES was handily defeated by INDENTURED OARSMAN in a 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
HEX handily defeated RAGE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
OMNIVORE was savagely defeated by ADAMANT in a unpopular 10 minute novice's fight.
PYRITE was overcome by AKAI in a 2 minute amateur's match.
CASTLE GREYHAWK luckily beat GLITTER in a popular 2 minute amateur's battle.
RADIAN bested CRUSHER in a 1 minute novice's match.
RAASHUB was viciously subdued by FLEECE in a popular 2 minute gruesome novice's brawl.
KIND AERON bested KNUCKLES in a 2 minute bloody novice's fight.
GORE was handily defeated by CORPSE EATER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LIVID beat PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  24         AIMED BLOW        74 -  52 -  5      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     17         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  12 -  7      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         LUNGING ATTACK   111 - 112 -  6      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         WALL OF STEEL     42 -  43 -  0      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                 10         STRIKING ATTACK   66 -  71 -  2      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         SLASHING ATTACK   36 -  44 -  1      45  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         BASHING ATTACK    45 -  61 -  4      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         TOTAL PARRY       66 -  90 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  26 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  16 -  0      36  |

Turn 528 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        7 - 10         3  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      8 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    7 -  3     LUNGING ATTACK     8 - 16         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         6 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     3 -  9         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  6     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BACK JUICE 8988            12   6  0  132 WASTELAND (207)
BASHING ATTACK   PEEPSHOW THRILLER 8944     14   7  0  115 HELTER SKELTER (655)
PARRY-STRIKE     ASURION 8607               18  11  0  101 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
AIMED BLOW       COLON CONVOY 9115           9   1  0   94 WASTELAND (207)
LUNGING ATTACK   GALLOPING GHOST 7931       18  14  1   87 THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
SLASHING ATTACK  DRUNKEN SAILOR 9041         9   8  1   79 SEA DOGS (224)
TOTAL PARRY      MR THIRD TIME 8668         22  12  0   78 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
WALL OF STEEL    CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 8693      17  15  0   75 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 8531.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was PAIN 9205.  The ten other most popular fighters were DREW PEA 8765, 
HONEYCOMB FILEFISH 9204, MABBAS 9208, CAPIRCORN 8949, ASURION 8607, ENTEK 9151, 
LOCHAS 9129, VYKTAN 9094, GLITTER 9206, and FLEECE 9211.

The least popular fighter this week was ROCK CROAKER 8971.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GRUMPY GHOUL 8959, OMNIVORE 9197, HEXALUS 8869, LETS GO 9089, 
LIVID 9224, GORE 9212, RAGE 9223, GOLDEN PUFFER 9022, DARK OMEN 8818, and TRIGGER 
HAPPY 8817.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

BACK JUICE (18-8988) WASTELAND (207)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LA TOUR (18-8525) PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
JOLEE BINDO (18-8915) STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)

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