DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/13/2006    Duedate: 03/25/2006

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-531

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ODDLY SHAPED BOOB
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
(18-8531) [24-23-0,134]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ODDLY SHAPED BOOB              ADAMANT
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)          GOLDEN LEGION (591)
(18-8531) [24-23-0,134]        (18-8075) [4-0-0,37]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ODDLY SHAPED BOOB              V'DO
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)          HELLBOURNE (653)
(18-8531) [24-23-0,134]        (18-9051) [6-7-0,41]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SHEPHERDS (252)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SHEPHERDS (252)             47
2. BIG MEAN FISH (171)         46      HELLBOURNE (653)
3. GOLDEN LEGION (591)         42      Unchartered Team
4. CENTER FOR OLDS (108)       40
5. VINCERE AUT MORI (626)      27      THE DARKNESS (8)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*THE DARKNESS (8)          10   5  1 66.7   1/10 SHEPHERDS (252)           9  4 0
 2/ 2 HELLBOURNE (653)          50  35  1 58.8   2/11 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)    8  6 1
 3/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  71  61  5 53.8   3/ 2 STREET PIZZA (106)        8  6 0
 4- 5 THUNDR + LITENING (22)   %1025 921 %124 52.7   4/ 1 WASTELAND (207)           8  6 0
 5/ 4 EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)  35  32  2 52.2   5/ 9*GOLDEN LEGION (591)       8  7 0
 6- 6 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 159 152  8 51.1   6/12 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     7  7 0
 7/ 7 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)    657 630 32 51.0   7/ 8 BIG MEAN FISH (171)       7  8 0
 8/ 8 WASTELAND (207)          639 621 43 50.7   8- 6 THUNDR + LITENING (22)    6  3 0
 9/ 9 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    915 894 55 50.6   9/ 3 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)     6  3 0
10/11 SEA DOGS (224)           204 202 11 50.2  10/ 7 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)       6  6 0
11/ 1*OF WOLF AND MAN (620)      2   2  0 50.0  11/ 5 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  5  2 0
12/12 BIG MEAN FISH (171)      645 677 34 48.8  12/14 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)     5 10 0
13/13 STREET PIZZA (106)       691 779 53 47.0  13/16 SEA DOGS (224)            4  2 0
14/15 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)      280 329  9 46.0  14- 4 UNTOUCHABLES (287)        3  2 1
15/17 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)    74  88  4 45.7  15/24 FUNKY FOLK (625)          3  3 0
16/16 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)     66  80  9 45.2  16/13 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)    3 12 1
17/18 SHEPHERDS (252)          606 753 30 44.6  17/18*OF WOLF AND MAN (620)     2  1 0
18/19 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566) 103 129  7 44.4  18-21*MORE' GOTH (664)          2  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-21 UNTOUCHABLES (287)       202 271 16 42.7  19/ 0*THE DARKNESS (8)          1  0 0
20/20 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)    67  90  4 42.7  20/19 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566)  1  0 0
21/26*GOLDEN LEGION (591)       15  22  0 40.5  21/22 HELLBOURNE (653)          1  3 0
22-22*MORE' GOTH (664)           4   6  0 40.0  22/25 ARROGANCE (347)           0  9 0
23/24 FUNKY FOLK (625)          28  43  3 39.4  23-17 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)  0  6 0
24/25 ARROGANCE (347)          410 697 27 37.0  24/26 EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)  0  4 0
25-27*DESOLATE ONES (628)       10  21  0 32.3  25-27*DESOLATE ONES (628)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 540): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 424): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 548): BUD SMITH of BOMBAY BUMBLE BEES (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 544): ALL LICKERED UP of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 543): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 547): HOBBLED of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 544): PINK NOSE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 539): QUIP of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 530): ODDLY SHAPED BOOB of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 529): SCYTHE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 503): OLIVE OYL of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 493): GROUCHO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 218): MATT RISIDE of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 481): KANGAROO LIFEBOAT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 429): SPIDER-MAN of WENSINWASIN M.H. (Youngblood, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 205): NICKLEBACK of MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 378): DIED of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 170): 2 PHAT 2 of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 422): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin
                             Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 540): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 424): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 548): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 544): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 543): I HEART BALLS (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 547): DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 544): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 539): SIR AGLIO (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 530): WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 529): D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 503): ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 493): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 218): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 481): none
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 429): RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 205): none
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 193): ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 378): LEGION OF LEGEND (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 170): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 422): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 544): ALL LICKERED UP of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 543): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
               (turn 542): ICE FOX of OF WOLF AND MEN 4 (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 546): HORNED ONE of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 543): TURTLEFACE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 502): OTIS THE DRUNK of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 493): HARANDUR of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 481): KANGAROO LIFEBOAT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 429): SPIDER-MAN of WENSINWASIN M.H. (Youngblood, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 204): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
                          WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 377): EB GOLLU of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
TALCAMA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, WASTELAND, since 
SHEPHERDS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  SHEPHERDS turned 
their 4-1-0 turn into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than 
this, and you get put on hit lists.  Now let's all watch GOLDEN LEGION's heads swell 
from their 4-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  Of 
course, we're all terribly impressed to see THARKON win a fight and gain 24 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, SHADRACH beat DOWN W SICKNESS and DOWN W SICKNESS lost 16 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, TALCAMA may 
be getting bland, as ODDLY SHAPED BOOB stays top dog in the city.  The Original 
Arthur's Last Stand, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get 
this stuff?  From TALCAMA's trash dumps?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  
WASTELAND, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were this turn's most avoided team.  
Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And who led the way in this mass act of 
cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was SHEPHERDS.  Ha ha ha ha!  Ooh, I'm 
frightfully impressed, MR THIRD TIME was this turn's most challenged warrior.  Watch 
that ego swell, sports fans.  V'DO was challenged by one of VINCERE AUT MORI's 
warriors this turn, with HEXALUS having a lead of 24 points going into the fight.  
Question now is, will TALCAMA accept this sort of tacky behavior?  HEXALUS beating 
V'DO.  The insult, the....yech!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  We're all going to die in the end, so why 
worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     What does the TALCAMA arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll 
need the kindling come this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 8531       24  23  0   134       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MESHUGGAH MUMMY 8942         13   9  0   113       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 ARMPIT CANDY 9020            14   5  0   109       STREET PIZZA (106)
 LACTAID 8467                 18  20  0   108       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 COLON CONVOY 9115            12   1  0   107       WASTELAND (207)
-FEAR 8715                    14  10  0   105       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 PLANKWALKER 8604             21  19  1   103       SEA DOGS (224)
 BARITUS 8674                 17  17  2    98       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
-LEONIDAS 8537                16   4  1    98       UNTOUCHABLES (287)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GHOST GOBY 9029              12   9  0    93       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-LONGSHOT 8981                13   5  1    92       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 VORN 8873                    19  10  3    91       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 SHADRACH 8976                14  10  0    91       SHEPHERDS (252)
 LOAF 9025                    13   8  0    91       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLOWN AWAY 8636              21  13  0    90       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 THARKON 9112                  7   5  0    90       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
-GE'TAR 8994                  10   4  0    89       HELLBOURNE (653)
-GALLOPING GHOST 7931         18  14  1    87       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 8693        18  17  0    85       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 MR THIRD TIME 8668           22  15  0    81       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 YAJIROBE 8929                15  10  1    81       WASTELAND (207)
 PETIT TROLL BAVEUX 8978      15   5  0    81       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 MOOPS! 8662                  19  16  2    79       STREET PIZZA (106)
 'SLOSHERS 8460               12  41  0    77       ARROGANCE (347)
 DRUNKEN SAILOR 9041          10  10  1    75       SEA DOGS (224)
 ASURION 8607                 18  14  0    74       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-BUBBLY BAALZEBUB 8979        12   9  2    74       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 DOWN W SICKNESS 8714         15  15  0    72       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 JOSH 9109                    10   3  0    72       SHEPHERDS (252)
-CH'IAD 8886                   7   3  1    72       HELLBOURNE (653)
 DREW PEA 8765                 8   6  1    71       FUNKY FOLK (625)
 SMEDLEY 9087                  9   6  0    70       STREET PIZZA (106)
 VYKTAN 9094                   9   5  2    67       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOFFA 8478                    7  44  0    65       ARROGANCE (347)
 HEXALUS 8869                 16  11  0    63       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 AGENT OF BRUTALITY 5975      10   6  1    62       EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)
-P'TAIN 9008                   7   6  0    60       HELLBOURNE (653)
 ROCK CROAKER 8971            14   9  0    59       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 SMELL CAREFULLY 8889         11  17  1    59       STREET PIZZA (106)
 HK-47 8584                   13  19  0    58       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
-CAPIRCORN 8949                8   3  0    58       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SEVERE HEAD TRAUMA 5976       8   8  0    56       EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)
 ENTEK 9151                    4   7  0    56       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-THROB 8982                    9   4  1    55       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-ARETE 8969                    5  11  1    55       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 MISSION VAO 8891             12  16  1    53       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 THE S-MAN 9054                9   9  0    49       SHEPHERDS (252)
-SALLANCHE 8925                8   4  0    48       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
-KA'ZEEN 8858                  7   7  0    48       HELLBOURNE (653)
-GRUMPY GHOUL 8959            12  10  0    46       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 STEELEY SHADOW 9169           4   0  1    46       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
-THE CLOSER 9187               5   1  1    44       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 V'DO 9051                     6   7  0    41       HELLBOURNE (653)
 DOC STEELE 8890               6  22  0    40       ARROGANCE (347)
 ADAMANT 8075                  4   0  0    37       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
 LOCHAS 9129                   7   5  0    34       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KREIA 9082                    3  12  1    33       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
-HEX 9196                      4   0  0    32       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 PYRITE 9192                   2   3  0    31       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
 VARIABLE 9121                 5   7  0    29       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 ICE 8491                      2   2  0    27       OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
-SYPHON 9118                   4   3  0    24       THUNDR + LITENING (22)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-INDENTURED OARSMAN 9167       3   2  0    24       SEA DOGS (224)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BIG GLOU GLAIREAUX 9044       4   6  0    22       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
-SOUND THE VANILLA! 9209       3   1  0    22       WASTELAND (207)
-TOKER. V.I. 8688              3   3  0    22       DESOLATE ONES (628)
 DINAH MIGHT 9229              2   0  0    22       FUNKY FOLK (625)
-THE SHADE 32                  3   0  0    21       THE DARKNESS (8)
 GLITTER 9206                  2   3  0    21       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
 RED MOKI 9254                 1   0  0    20       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 THE SHADOW 33                 3   1  0    19       THE DARKNESS (8)
 UN HUMBLE 9245                2   0  0    19       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
-ANGEL 9142                    2   0  0    18       MORE' GOTH (664)
-KIND AERON 9190               2   0  0    17       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
 MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 9257         1   0  0    15       WASTELAND (207)
-NOSTRA. V.I. 8687             3   3  0    14       DESOLATE ONES (628)
-BLACK LIGHTNING 31            2   1  1    14       THE DARKNESS (8)
 FLEECE 9211                   2   2  0    14       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
 WOLF CICHLID 9253             1   0  0    13       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-RADIAN 9210                   1   1  0    10       UNTOUCHABLES (287)
-CHERISH 8964                  1   0  0    10       DESOLATE ONES (628)
 ASHER 9238                    1   1  0     9       SHEPHERDS (252)
 LANCARIUS DULAC 9234          1   1  1     8       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 DARTH SION 9233               2   1  0     7       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
-DARK LORD 34                  1   2  0     7       THE DARKNESS (8)
-RAASHUB 9202                  0   1  0     7       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
-MELANCHOLY 9140               2   0  0     6       MORE' GOTH (664)
 AKAI 9213                     1   3  0     6       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 OGRE CATFISH 9249             1   1  0     4       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 INGROWN NOSE HAIR 9235        1   1  0     4       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 GAD 9239                      1   1  0     4       SHEPHERDS (252)
 GO-TO 9232                    0   3  0     3       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
-KIMBER 8965                   0   2  0     2       DESOLATE ONES (628)
-SHADOW FOX 9173               0   1  0     1       MORE' GOTH (664)
 VISTA BLOWS 9258              0   1  0     1       WASTELAND (207)
-PIGSTICKER 9241               0   1  0     1       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-ALYSON IL'CHANT 9172          0   1  0     1       MORE' GOTH (664)
-DONNA 8963                    0   1  0     1       DESOLATE ONES (628)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
GOLDEN PUFFER 9022    10 10 0 BIG MEAN FISH 171     LEONIDAS 8537         529         
TYRIAN 9250            0  1 0 GOLDEN LEGION 591     MOUNTAIN TROLL 422    531 NONE    
OZYMANDIAS 9068        4  3 0 PENTARCHIE-18 508     SMELL CAREFULLY 8889  528 JUST REV
SALT 8532             20 20 0 SEA DOGS 224          VORN 8873             527 NOT REVE
ATTON 9078             4  8 0 STAR WARS: KOTOR 624  THE CLOSER 9187       528         
KILL ME PLEASE! 9251   0  1 0 VINCERE AUT MORI 626  STONE GOLEM 430       531 NONE    
PAIN 9205              2  2 0 WASTELAND 207         KREIA 9082            529 JUST REV

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     HAL was being his usual charming self.  He waylaid the messenger going to
     Sherik and probably devoured the poor wight.  At any rate, no spy report from
     Sherik as a result. -- Ed.

Variable -- I know it was because I was naked that you weren't ready, right?  I fight
topless so all the guys can't pay attention.  Although you are a golem, so not sure
if that was the best tactic.  Either way, thanks for the skills. -- Ice

Sound the Vanilla! -- Only one crit attack, I am ashamed of myself.  My manager is
trying to decide whether or not to stop now and wait till the Summer Tournament and
fight me in Initiates where he has better control, or stop now and run at the Spring
tournament where he has less control then shoot for the adepts tournament in the
summer.  Either way I will probably not be around for a bit.  Now that I have
rambled, thanks for the skills! -- The Closer

Loaf -- You lived up to your name, I figured after seeing the length of the fight you
would have at least taken a jab at me.  Lazy, I guess. -- Fear

Chunky -- Yep, Fear was right, you aren't as chunky or super as you used to be. --
Down W Sickness

All -- I am going to try to be more vocal in all of my arenas.  I truly like this
arena and may stay awhile. -- Tripwire

22 February 2006
The Olympics have arrived!

The Mordanti Olympics, having been gone for six years, have returned to the Mordanti
Alliance, sponsored by Amicitia Primoris.  Teams have competed against each other for
recognition and notoriety four times in the past.  It is far past time for the fifth
Mordanti Olympics to be held.  The Mordanti Olympics shall be held in the Mordant
arena (DM-1) from May 1st (T544) through Oct 30 (T557).  There will be a
'registration period' lasting until T543, where teams will be allowed to register by
activating in Mordant and declaring their participation in the personals.  Rules will
be posted in the Mordant arena (DM-1) newsletter no later than T543, but shall be
available online before then.  An announcement will be made as to where they will be
posted.  Prizes will be awarded to the winners.

Lord Xiang
Amicitia Primoris
amicitia@gwi.net
http://amicitiaprimoris.gotdns.com

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

KILL ME PLEASE! was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a unpopular 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
TYRIAN was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
COLON CONVOY overpowered KREIA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud duel.
BLOWN AWAY overpowered SMELL CAREFULLY in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud fight.
CHUNKY SUPERDUDE bested ASURION in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
LOAF overpowered 'SLOSHERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
PETIT TROLL BAVEUX was overpowered by LACTAID in a 2 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SHADRACH vanquished DOWN W SICKNESS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
JOSH savagely defeated ROCK CROAKER in a action packed 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
DREW PEA savagely defeated HOFFA in a popular 2 minute gory expert's Challenge match.
HEXALUS luckily beat V'DO in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody Challenge match.
THE S-MAN devastated DOC STEELE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
ICE was bested by ADAMANT in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
OGRE CATFISH was handily defeated by GLITTER in a 1 minute Challenge conflict.
LANCARIUS DULAC was overpowered by VARIABLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
DINAH MIGHT overcame BIG GLOU GLAIREAUX in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
ODDLY SHAPED BOOB devastated VORN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
PLANKWALKER beat YAJIROBE in a popular 1 minute veteran's bout.
ARMPIT CANDY viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute master's competition.
DRUNKEN SAILOR vanquished HK-47 in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GHOST GOBY handily defeated MR THIRD TIME in a 2 minute bloody uneven duel.
BARITUS overpowered AGENT OF BRUTALITY in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
MOOPS! was vanquished by THARKON in a 1 minute one-sided match.
VYKTAN viciously subdued MISSION VAO in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
SMEDLEY vanquished SEVERE HEAD TRAUMA in a 1 minute uneven bout.
ENTEK handily defeated DARK CIRCLE FAN in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LOCHAS was beaten by STEELEY SHADOW in a 1 minute expert vs. novice upset competition.
PYRITE overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gruesome uneven fight.
FLEECE defeated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute novice's match.
AKAI was overpowered by WOLF CICHLID in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GO-TO was overpowered by THE SHADOW in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DARTH SION was demolished by RED MOKI in a popular 1 minute uneven contest.
INGROWN NOSE HAIR was bested by ASHER in a 2 minute novice's battle.
GAD was devastated by MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a 2 minute gory uneven bout.
UN HUMBLE demolished VISTA BLOWS in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -   8 -  5      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         AIMED BLOW        67 -  48 -  3      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     10         LUNGING ATTACK   106 - 105 -  6      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         STRIKING ATTACK   55 -  58 -  3      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  21 -  0      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK    40 -  47 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  42 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  12 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  43 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       58 -  82 -  2      41  |

Turn 531 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         9 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  6     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  9         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 8531     24  23  0  134 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
STRIKING ATTACK  ARMPIT CANDY 9020          14   5  0  109 STREET PIZZA (106)
AIMED BLOW       COLON CONVOY 9115          12   1  0  107 WASTELAND (207)
PARRY-STRIKE     PLANKWALKER 8604           21  19  1  103 SEA DOGS (224)
SLASHING ATTACK  SHADRACH 8976              14  10  0   91 SHEPHERDS (252)
LUNGING ATTACK   LOAF 9025                  13   8  0   91 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
WALL OF STEEL    CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 8693      18  17  0   85 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
TOTAL PARRY      MR THIRD TIME 8668         22  15  0   81 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 8531.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was V'DO 9051.  The ten other most popular fighters were VYKTAN 9094, 
ASURION 8607, JOSH 9109, DREW PEA 8765, ODDLY SHAPED BOOB 8531, ARMPIT CANDY 9020, 
GHOST GOBY 9029, COLON CONVOY 9115, LACTAID 8467, and PLANKWALKER 8604.

The least popular fighter this week was KILL ME PLEASE! 9251.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were GAD 9239, GO-TO 9232, AKAI 9213, LOCHAS 9129, SEVERE HEAD 
TRAUMA 5976, HK-47 8584, LANCARIUS DULAC 9234, DOC STEELE 8890, HOFFA 8478, and DOWN 
W SICKNESS 8714.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

ODDLY SHAPED BOOB (18-8531) CENTER FOR OLDS (108)