DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/24/2006    Duedate: 05/06/2006

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-534

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

COLON CONVOY
WASTELAND (207)
(18-9115) [15-1-0,124]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ARMPIT CANDY                   POSITION IS EMPTY
STREET PIZZA (106)             
(18-9020) [17-5-0,135]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LACTAID                        JOSH
BURN N' PILLAGE (218)          SHEPHERDS (252)
(18-8467) [19-22-0,88]         (18-9109) [13-3-0,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BIG MEAN FISH (171)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SEA DOGS (224)              40
2. BIG MEAN FISH (171)         39      HELLBOURNE (653)
3. WASTELAND (207)             36      Unchartered Team
4. BURN N' PILLAGE (218)       22
5. SHEPHERDS (252)             19      THE JERKY BOYZ (401)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 HELLBOURNE (653)          52  38  1 57.8   1/ 2 BIG MEAN FISH (171)      10  5 0
 2/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  75  63  5 54.3   2/ 5 WASTELAND (207)           9  4 0
 3/ 4 EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)  36  34  2 51.4   3/ 1 SHEPHERDS (252)           9  6 1
 4/ 5 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)    664 638 32 51.0   4/ 4 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)    8  5 1
 5/ 7 WASTELAND (207)          648 625 43 50.9   5/ 3 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     7  8 1
 6- 6 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 159 154  8 50.8   6/ 8 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)     7  8 0
 7/ 8 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    922 902 56 50.5   7/10 STREET PIZZA (106)        6  6 0
 8/10 SEA DOGS (224)           208 209 11 49.9   8- 7 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)       5  4 0
 9/11 BIG MEAN FISH (171)      655 682 34 49.0   9- 9 CONSORTIUM CREW (536)     5  4 0
10-12 CONSORTIUM CREW (536)     23  25  3 47.9  10/13 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  4  2 0
11/13 STREET PIZZA (106)       697 785 53 47.0  11/14 SEA DOGS (224)            4  7 0
12/16 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)    82  93  5 46.9  12/ 6 GOLDEN LEGION (591)       4  8 0
13-14 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)     69  80  9 46.3  13/15 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)    4 11 1
14-15 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)      285 333  9 46.1  14-11 CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)     3  0 0
15/17 SHEPHERDS (252)          615 759 31 44.8  15/19 HELLBOURNE (653)          2  3 0
16-20*MORE' GOTH (664)           5   7  0 41.7  16-18*MORE' GOTH (664)          1  1 0
17/19 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)    71 101  5 41.3  17/21 EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)  1  2 0
18-22 FUNKY FOLK (625)          29  45  3 39.2  18-12 FUNKY FOLK (625)          1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21 GOLDEN LEGION (591)       19  30  0 38.8  19/20 ARROGANCE (347)           0  9 0
20/23 ARROGANCE (347)          410 706 27 36.7  20-22 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)  0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 426): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 551): FLAGPOLE PANTIES of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 547): LEGALASS of THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 546): SAMANTHA FOX of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 550): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 547): UMBRELLA MAN of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 542): QUO VADIS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 533): FEAR of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 532): STELLA ARTOIS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 506): SPEKTER of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): PAWS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Management, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 484): NORTHERN PALADIN of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 432): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): CHAOS WARRIOR of EYE OF THE STORM (Blackstorm, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 194): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): JEFFRO of RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin
                             Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 543): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 426): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 551): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 547): THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 546): PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 550): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 547): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 542): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 533): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 532): EQUITES VIRTUS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 506): OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 484): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 432): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 194): VINCERE AUT MORI (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BLACK PRIMERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
                (turn 542): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 547): VAGABOND of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 545): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 531): ASYLUM of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 506): IZZI'S CORPSE of HOUSE OF RATS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 483): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 431): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): VIKING RAIDER of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
                          WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Nice attempt Mr. Third Time.  Scumming won't work; you are going to have to swing to
put me down.  My challenges will once again go out to Colon Convoy and Armpit Candy.
-- Fear

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for TALCAMA.  Too bad, SHEPHERDS, but BIG MEAN 
FISH was just too good to be stopped.  I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or 
anything, but GOLDEN LEGION really goofed with their 1-4-0.  The guys at HELLBOURNE 
like really pulled together to get a 1-1-0 this turn, moving up by 4.  One team 
deserves special mention 'cause they moved up 3 after going 3-1-0.  Keep it up, 
STREET PIZZA!  MVP award for INDENTURED OARSMAN?  SEA DOGS' proud of him after 
beating GLITTER and getting 18 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  GLITTER's match 
with INDENTURED OARSMAN cost him a loss of 16 points!  Was that a tear I saw in COLON 
CONVOY's eye, as it took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't FEAR fit to be tied!  I 
hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want 
photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  WASTELAND was 
TALCAMA's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of 
warriors are SHEPHERDS?  WASTELAND, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get 
them to accept an invitation!  Like, is HOFFA popular, or what?  He was challenged 
the most in all of TALCAMA!  He's got a 7-47-0, is that good?  LOAF is being unfair.  
He's challenged down 33 against 'SLOSHERS.  I don't know why they let this stuff go 
on.  (I'd better shut up) I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in TALCAMA.  LOAF 
got 5 points after beating 'SLOSHERS, 33 points below him.  See if I ever talk to THE 
S-MAN again!  DOC STEELE was so low when He challenged he.  Hhmph!  Is this how 
SHEPHERDS advances, by having their members (THE S-MAN) fight people that are really 
below them (DOC STEELE)?  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out 
PLANKWALKER challenged ARMPIT CANDY.  After all, haven't SEA DOGS and STREET PIZZA 
had a long standing duel in TALCAMA?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but 
ARMPIT CANDY wants me to write about it since it beat PLANKWALKER.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All TALCAMA ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  It was so gross when THARKON of VINCERE AUT MORI killed 
GERONIMO JONES.  They should start making warriors use safer weapons, or more 
shields, or something...  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  (THARKON vs. 
GERONIMO JONES, that is.) Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COLON CONVOY 9115            15   1  0   124       WASTELAND (207)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARMPIT CANDY 9020            17   5  0   135       STREET PIZZA (106)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOAF 9025                    16   8  0   120       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 BARITUS 8674                 20  17  2   107       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 ASURION 8607                 21  14  0   104       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 GHOST GOBY 9029              14  10  0   104       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 JOSH 9109                    13   3  0   101       SHEPHERDS (252)
-VORN 8873                    20  10  3    99       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 PLANKWALKER 8604             22  21  1    98       SEA DOGS (224)
 MOOPS! 8662                  21  17  2    97       STREET PIZZA (106)
 DOWN W SICKNESS 8714         17  16  0    94       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 FEAR 8715                    16  11  0    94       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GE'TAR 8994                  10   4  0    89       HELLBOURNE (653)
 THARKON 9112                  9   6  1    89       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
-BLOWN AWAY 8636              22  14  0    88       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 LACTAID 8467                 19  22  0    88       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-PETIT TROLL BAVEUX 8978      17   5  0    88       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 MR THIRD TIME 8668           23  17  0    86       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 YAJIROBE 8929                16  12  1    82       WASTELAND (207)
 CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 8693        19  19  0    80       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 'SLOSHERS 8460               12  44  0    80       ARROGANCE (347)
-VYKTAN 9094                  10   5  2    80       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
-DREW PEA 8765                 9   6  1    79       FUNKY FOLK (625)
 MISSION VAO 8891             15  16  1    77       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 SHADRACH 8976                14  13  0    73       SHEPHERDS (252)
 AGENT OF BRUTALITY 5975      11   6  1    73       EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)
 A'AMON 8806                   9   3  0    73       HELLBOURNE (653)
-ACE 7260                      7   5  1    73       CONSORTIUM CREW (536)
 HEXALUS 8869                 19  11  0    72       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 ROCK CROAKER 8971            16  10  0    70       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 P'TAIN 9008                   8   6  0    68       HELLBOURNE (653)
 HOFFA 8478                    7  47  0    68       ARROGANCE (347)
 THE S-MAN 9054               11  10  0    67       SHEPHERDS (252)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRUNKEN SAILOR 9041          11  12  1    65       SEA DOGS (224)
 HK-47 8584                   13  22  0    61       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 SMELL CAREFULLY 8889         12  19  1    61       STREET PIZZA (106)
 ENTEK 9151                    5   9  0    61       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
 SEVERE HEAD TRAUMA 5976       8  10  0    60       EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)
-CAPIRCORN 8949                8   3  0    58       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CURATOR 7511                  4   3  1    54       CONSORTIUM CREW (536)
 SMEDLEY 9087                  9   9  0    52       STREET PIZZA (106)
-SALLANCHE 8925                8   4  0    48       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
-KA'ZEEN 8858                  7   7  0    48       HELLBOURNE (653)
-MINO 7257                     4   4  0    45       CONSORTIUM CREW (536)
-THE CLOSER 9187               5   1  1    44       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 DOC STEELE 8890               6  25  0    43       ARROGANCE (347)
-LOCHAS 9129                   8   5  0    42       CLAN BATLEAXE 2 (622)
 INDENTURED OARSMAN 9167       4   2  0    42       SEA DOGS (224)
-V'DO 9051                     6   8  0    38       HELLBOURNE (653)
 ADAMANT 8075                  5   2  0    38       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
 VARIABLE 9121                 7   8  0    36       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-OZ 7258                       2   6  1    36       CONSORTIUM CREW (536)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOUND THE VANILLA! 9209       4   1  0    33       WASTELAND (207)
-BIG GLOU GLAIREAUX 9044       5   7  0    30       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 KREIA 9082                    3  15  1    29       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 WOLF CICHLID 9253             3   1  0    28       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 RED MOKI 9254                 3   1  0    26       BIG MEAN FISH (171)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UN HUMBLE 9245                3   1  0    24       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GO-TO 9232                    1   5  1    23       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 GLITTER 9206                  4   4  0    22       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
 MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 9257         3   1  0    22       WASTELAND (207)
 VISTA BLOWS 9258              2   2  0    22       WASTELAND (207)
 FLEECE 9211                   3   2  0    21       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
-ANGEL 9142                    3   0  0    21       MORE' GOTH (664)
-DINAH MIGHT 9229              2   1  0    18       FUNKY FOLK (625)
 SHEWISH WHALER 9272           1   0  0    13       SEA DOGS (224)
 GAD 9239                      3   2  1    12       SHEPHERDS (252)
 ASHER 9238                    3   2  0    11       SHEPHERDS (252)
 DARTH SION 9233               2   4  0    10       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
 INGROWN NOSE HAIR 9235        2   3  0     9       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 AKAI 9213                     1   6  0     9       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-RAASHUB 9202                  0   1  0     7       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 SHEWISH CORSAIR 9237          0   1  0     7       SEA DOGS (224)
-MELANCHOLY 9140               2   0  0     6       MORE' GOTH (664)
-ALYSON IL'CHANT 9172          0   2  0     2       MORE' GOTH (664)
-SHADOW FOX 9173               0   1  0     1       MORE' GOTH (664)
-CULITA 9269                   0   1  0     1       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 PANTHER GROUPER 9273          0   1  0     1       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-LADY FERN 9252                0   1  0     1       CONSORTIUM CREW (536)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
GERONIMO JONES 9270    1  1 1 CENTER FOR OLDS 108   THARKON 9112          534         
PYRITE 9192            2  6 0 GOLDEN LEGION 591     AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 534 NONE    
SUN 9271               0  1 0 GOLDEN LEGION 591     AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 534 NONE    
GOLD DUST 9259         0  1 0 GOLDEN LEGION 591     GAD 9239              532         
LANCARIUS DULAC 9234   1  2 1 VINCERE AUT MORI 626  GO-TO 9232            532 JUST REV
CLOTHAR 9268           0  1 0 VINCERE AUT MORI 626  GERONIMO JONES 9270   533 JUST REV

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     All -- Sherik is taking a leave of absence but wishes you all well. -- Ed.

Armpit Candy -- Nicely done.  I was hoping to get the jump there after seeing a few
clashes, but I have never been that lucky, it seems. -- Down W Sickness

Toker -- I didn't mean to say that everyone had to post.  I rarely used to and have
no qualms with those that just choose to fight.  I just want to change it up myself
and start expressing what I am all about. -- Tripwire, Iron Council

Go-To -- Good way to get that swing off!  Kinda surprised me. -- Baritus (V.A.M.)

Lactaid -- Once you went down, it was over! -- Tharkon (V.A.M.)

Mr. Dutch Crunch -- That definitely was a surprise.  Good fight! -- Culita (shaking
it)

Geronimo Jones -- Nice.  Thanks for killing off a terribly hosed slasher.  I mean he
ended up with poor endurance!  Yuck! -- Toker, mgr. Vincere Aut Mori (626)
P.S.  Sending one your way!

28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold.  Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris!  May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins:  I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust.  I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action.  Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PYRITE was butchered by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SUN was butchered by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BARITUS demolished GO-TO in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud fight.
THARKON butchered GERONIMO JONES in a 1 minute gory one-sided Bloodfeud contest.
PLANKWALKER was subdued by ARMPIT CANDY in a 1 minute master's Challenge competition.
LOAF devastated 'SLOSHERS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
A'AMON was overcome by LACTAID in a action packed 3 minute expert's Challenge fight.
SHADRACH was vanquished by ASURION in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
YAJIROBE overpowered HOFFA in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
THE S-MAN overpowered DOC STEELE in a popular 2 minute uneven Challenge match.
DRUNKEN SAILOR defeated HK-47 in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's Challenge match.
INDENTURED OARSMAN handily defeated GLITTER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
INGROWN NOSE HAIR was demolished by WOLF CICHLID in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
FEAR was handily defeated by COLON CONVOY in a 1 minute one-sided Title conflict.
MR THIRD TIME lost to JOSH in a action packed 5 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
GHOST GOBY overpowered CHUNKY SUPERDUDE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched brawl.
ROCK CROAKER was savagely defeated by MOOPS! in a exciting 2 minute veteran's match.
HEXALUS defeated SEVERE HEAD TRAUMA in a crowd pleasing 5 minute master's conflict.
DOWN W SICKNESS overpowered ENTEK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
AGENT OF BRUTALITY demolished SMEDLEY in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
P'TAIN handily defeated ADAMANT in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MISSION VAO subdued VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a action packed 4 minute veteran's fight.
SMELL CAREFULLY overpowered KREIA in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH was defeated by VARIABLE in a 1 minute beginner vs. veteran match.
RED MOKI vanquished ASHER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SOUND THE VANILLA! outwaited AKAI in a unpopular 10 minute bout.
FLEECE viciously subdued DARTH SION in a popular 1 minute gory bout.
GAD won victory over SHEWISH CORSAIR in a 2 minute novice's fray.
VISTA BLOWS overpowered PANTHER GROUPER in a 1 minute gory one-sided match.
SHEWISH WHALER overpowered LBA GROUPIE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         AIMED BLOW        69 -  38 -  2      64  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-LUNGE       10 -   9 -  4      53  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -  18 -  0      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         BASHING ATTACK    33 -  32 -  1      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   45 -  44 -  4      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    79 -  89 -  3      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         SLASHING ATTACK   30 -  34 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -  13 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         TOTAL PARRY       46 -  72 -  1      39  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  41 -  0      36  |

Turn 534 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         9 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  6     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  6         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       COLON CONVOY 9115          15   1  0  124 WASTELAND (207)
STRIKING ATTACK  ARMPIT CANDY 9020          17   5  0  135 STREET PIZZA (106)
LUNGING ATTACK   LOAF 9025                  16   8  0  120 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
SLASHING ATTACK  BARITUS 8674               20  17  2  107 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
PARRY-STRIKE     ASURION 8607               21  14  0  104 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
TOTAL PARRY      MR THIRD TIME 8668         23  17  0   86 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
WALL OF STEEL    ADAMANT 8075                5   2  0   38 GOLDEN LEGION (591)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LACTAID 8467.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was JOSH 9109.  The ten other most popular fighters were A'AMON 8806, DRUNKEN SAILOR 
9041, GHOST GOBY 9029, MOOPS! 8662, LACTAID 8467, THE S-MAN 9054, SEVERE HEAD TRAUMA 
5976, FLEECE 9211, ARMPIT CANDY 9020, and YAJIROBE 8929.

The least popular fighter this week was SOUND THE VANILLA! 9209.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AKAI 9213, PANTHER GROUPER 9273, ASHER 9238, KREIA 9082, 
ADAMANT 8075, ENTEK 9151, MR THIRD TIME 8668, FEAR 8715, GLITTER 9206, and HOFFA 
8478.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

GE'TAR (18-8994) HELLBOURNE (653)