DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 08/28/2006 Duedate: 09/09/2006
TALCAMA ARENA
DM-18 TURN-543
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SHADRACH
SHEPHERDS (252)
(18-8976) [21-15-0,119]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SHADRACH MICHAEL JORDAN
SHEPHERDS (252) CAROLINA BLUE (575)
(18-8976) [21-15-0,119] (18-7797) [4-0-0,52]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LACTAID UNGOOD
BURN N' PILLAGE (218) CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
(18-8467) [22-28-0,104] (18-9297) [5-1-0,33]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 40
2. OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 34 HELLBOURNE (653)
3. CAROLINA BLUE (575) 32 Unchartered Team
4. THUNDR + LITENING (22) 28
5. HELLBOURNE (653) 27 CAROLINA BLUE (575)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1 OF WOLF AND MAN (620) 9 5 0 64.3 1/ 1 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 9 6 2
2/ 2 HELLBOURNE (653) 66 43 2 60.6 2/ 3 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 9 6 0
3/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 95 74 7 56.2 3/ 6 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 8 7 1
4/ 4 THUNDR + LITENING (22) %1029 924 %124 52.7 4/10 WASTELAND (207) 7 5 0
5/10*CAROLINA BLUE (575) 11 10 0 52.4 5/ 7 SHEPHERDS (252) 7 6 1
6/ 5 WASTELAND (207) 680 639 43 51.6 6/ 5*CAROLINA BLUE (575) 7 6 0
7/ 6 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 694 658 34 51.3 7/ 2 VINCERE AUT MORI (626) 7 8 1
8/ 7 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 949 924 60 50.7 8/ 4 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 7 8 1
9/ 8 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 681 704 34 49.2 9/ 8 HELLBOURNE (653) 5 0 0
10/11 STREET PIZZA (106) 704 797 53 46.9 10/ 9 GOLDEN LEGION (591) 5 8 0
11/ 9 VINCERE AUT MORI (626) 105 119 8 46.9 11/14 PENTARCHIE-18 (508) 4 2 0
12/12 PENTARCHIE-18 (508) 293 341 9 46.2 12/16 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 4 3 0
13/13 SHEPHERDS (252) 641 780 32 45.1 13/13 STREET PIZZA (106) 2 1 0
14-14 RUN AND HYDE (537) 100 122 11 45.0 14/11 FUNKY FOLK (625) 2 7 0
15/15 GOLDEN LEGION (591) 32 45 1 41.6 15/18 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624) 2 9 0
16/17 FUNKY FOLK (625) 37 59 4 38.5 16/15 ARROGANCE (347) 2 10 0
17/18 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624) 80 138 7 36.7 17-12 OF WOLF AND MAN (620) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
18/19 ARROGANCE (347) 415 739 27 36.0 18-17 RUN AND HYDE (537) 1 4 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last
week's fights. It was a tough week for VINCERE AUT MORI, to drop 5 places in the
rankings. Coming up with a solid 3-1-0 outing, WASTELAND has advanced 6 places in
the rankings. Advancing in the rankings was THUNDR + LITENING who went from last
turn's 1026-924-124, to this week's record of 1029-924-124. Hey everybody, watch out
for A'AMON, who flew up 19 points in the rankings after mashing GHOST GOBY like a
melon. Keep your eye on this beast. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out
on the sands. FLEECE lost to ZELANA and drops 15 points. Well, everybody's pal
BLOWN AWAY moved his record to 26-14-0 by defeating 'SLOSHERS in the Duelmaster's
Title Bout and gaining 9 recognition points. Can you believe they are paying me 10
gold to deliver this stuff?
But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!
Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the big, bad WASTELAND? Big bad WASTELAND.
Big bad WASTELAND. TALCAMA's afraid of the big bad WASTELAND. Tra la la la la! And
you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause CENTER FOR OLDS beats
feet every time WASTELAND smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well dang howdy, but if
challenges were votes, HOFFA would be president. Although it may be a contest he
doesn't want to win. Can any one out there say 'weasel'? Oh well, just saying
UNGOOD will do. It challenged 26 points down to trash POND. Definition of petty:
UNGOOD beat POND, a mismatch of 26 points. WOLF CICHLID of BIG MEAN FISH had better
have a good reason for challenging down 9 points in a challenge which it won. I
thought WOLF CICHLID showed great skill and promise when it defeated PETIT TROLL
BAVEUX. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day
drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Yes, and another newbie bites
the dust as GOLD TREVALLY goes down under the sword of RAASHUB. Thanks to this,
RAASHUB now has 31 recognition points. In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category,
AKAI was mashed by MICHAEL JORDAN, who let AKAI know that killing members of CAROLINA
BLUE is a no-no. Congrats to HK-47 for revenging the death of its teammate (but more
importantly, feeding WHET WILLIAM a bit of dirt). Ask not the elves for counsel, for
they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, there's the manager of the TALCAMA giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been
real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHADRACH 8976 21 15 0 119 SHEPHERDS (252)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE S-MAN 9054 17 13 0 114 SHEPHERDS (252)
WOLF CICHLID 9253 10 3 0 106 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
A'AMON 8806 12 5 0 105 HELLBOURNE (653)
LACTAID 8467 22 28 0 104 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
MR THIRD TIME 8668 27 22 0 103 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
GHOST GOBY 9029 17 16 0 101 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
HEXALUS 8869 24 15 0 98 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
'SLOSHERS 8460 15 50 0 95 ARROGANCE (347)
-P'TAIN 9008 11 8 0 95 HELLBOURNE (653)
CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 8693 23 24 1 94 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
ROCK CROAKER 8971 21 14 0 94 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
SMELL CAREFULLY 8889 15 25 1 92 STREET PIZZA (106)
-LONGSHOT 8981 13 5 1 92 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DREW PEA 8765 10 10 1 87 FUNKY FOLK (625)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HK-47 8584 16 28 0 86 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
VARIABLE 9121 14 10 0 86 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
HOFFA 8478 8 55 0 86 ARROGANCE (347)
PETIT TROLL BAVEUX 8978 19 7 0 85 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
ENTEK 9151 10 13 0 85 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 9257 9 4 0 77 WASTELAND (207)
-MARV JR 9288 5 0 0 77 WASTELAND (207)
THE CLOSER 9187 7 2 1 75 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
MISSION VAO 8891 15 25 1 71 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
-SOLSBURY HILL 8558 15 17 6 69 STREET PIZZA (106)
THROB 8982 11 4 1 69 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DINAH MIGHT 9229 6 2 1 66 FUNKY FOLK (625)
SOUND THE VANILLA! 9209 11 3 0 65 WASTELAND (207)
-INDENTURED OARSMAN 9167 6 3 0 65 SEA DOGS (224)
VISTA BLOWS 9258 8 5 0 61 WASTELAND (207)
-KA'ZEEN 8858 8 7 0 60 HELLBOURNE (653)
WHET WILLIAM 9280 6 2 1 58 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
ADAMANT 8075 7 6 1 57 GOLDEN LEGION (591)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DOC STEELE 8890 7 33 0 54 ARROGANCE (347)
V'DO 9051 8 8 0 53 HELLBOURNE (653)
MICHAEL JORDAN 7797 4 0 0 52 CAROLINA BLUE (575)
ZELANA 9240 5 2 0 49 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
-CHARNEL 8575 8 4 0 44 RUN AND HYDE (537)
BIG GLOU GLAIREAUX 9044 7 9 0 42 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
-MERVYN 8750 7 3 1 39 RUN AND HYDE (537)
FLEECE 9211 6 4 0 39 GOLDEN LEGION (591)
AKAI 9213 5 11 2 34 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UNGOOD 9297 5 1 0 33 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-SHEWISH WHALER 9272 3 1 0 33 SEA DOGS (224)
PANTHER GROUPER 9273 5 5 0 32 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-SYPHON 9118 4 4 0 32 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
HEX 9196 5 1 0 31 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
RAASHUB 9202 2 2 1 31 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
GAD 9239 7 7 1 30 SHEPHERDS (252)
DARTH SION 9233 6 9 0 27 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
GOOSE 9277 4 3 0 26 GOLDEN LEGION (591)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SAM PERKINS 7799 1 3 0 22 CAROLINA BLUE (575)
DWIGHT SCHRUTE 9321 3 0 0 21 WASTELAND (207)
B.J. SURHOFF 7800 3 0 0 21 CAROLINA BLUE (575)
LOCO REY 9274 3 6 1 16 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
-Z'DANE 9281 3 1 1 16 HELLBOURNE (653)
HARRY 9309 2 2 1 15 SHEPHERDS (252)
XYLICARE 9317 2 1 0 14 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
BUBOLA 9319 1 2 0 14 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
PIGSTICKER 9241 1 2 0 12 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
SORICCA THE CRAZED 9305 2 3 1 11 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
-POOK 8492 3 1 0 10 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
-DRARR 9276 1 0 0 10 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
-KUNG 8493 2 2 0 8 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
POND 9324 1 1 0 8 GOLDEN LEGION (591)
-SHEWISH CORSAIR 9237 0 1 0 7 SEA DOGS (224)
MANAGER 9303 0 6 0 6 ARROGANCE (347)
CHANTEL OROS 9329 1 1 0 4 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
SCORTEST 9325 0 2 0 2 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
BOAZ 9335 0 1 0 1 SHEPHERDS (252)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DENNY GRATER 9328 0 1 0 1 FUNKY FOLK (625)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
GOLD TREVALLY 9320 2 1 0 BIG MEAN FISH 171 RAASHUB 9202 543
NATRONE MEANS 9333 0 1 0 CAROLINA BLUE 575 BLACK ORC 424 543 NONE
DEAN SMITH 7798 0 2 0 CAROLINA BLUE 575 AKAI 9213 542 JUST REV
HUGH MANN 9296 0 1 0 FUNKY FOLK 625 HARRY 9309 543
DA 9337 0 1 0 OF WOLF AND MAN I 630 WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 543 NONE
FVEL 9331 0 1 0 RUN AND HYDE 537 SORICCA THE CRAZ 9305 542
ASHER 9238 3 7 0 SHEPHERDS 252 AKAI 9213 539 REVENGED
KREIA 9082 4 21 2 STAR WARS: KOTOR 624 WHET WILLIAM 9280 541 JUST REV
GO-TO 9232 2 11 2 STAR WARS: KOTOR 624 CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 8693 541
ANDRE 3000 9334 0 1 0 VINCERE AUT MORI 626 MERCENARY TAO 427 543 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Suave -- Thanks for the welcome. Our team has the reflexes of a cat and the speed of
a mongoose!!! Not to mention the luck of Lucky the Leprechaun! But thanks again, I
think I'll enjoy it here. -- Apex
Akai -- That really wasn't nice of you to kill me like that. But it's ok. My boss
always said for a genius, I didn't learn well. So I guess it's a blessing in
disguise. -- The ghost of Dean Smith
11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights! If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light! We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)! Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light
26 August 2006
The Avengers of Light. Another VC lackey? What's the matter VC, are you scared?
Bringing in reinforcements. It matters not, bring your avengers and they shall be
crushed! I am Dark Knight Blackstorm and I represent the Desolate Empire and can
easily be found in 8, 28, 31, 47, 54, and 106. I reply with steel and your women
shall cry when they start the body count!!!!!!!!! Remember to sign your posts to
whoever from the VC wrote that earlier Ad. -- Dark Knight Blackstorm
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DA was butchered by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
ANDRE 3000 was slaughtered by MERCENARY TAO in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
NATRONE MEANS was savagely slain by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MICHAEL JORDAN bested AKAI in a popular 2 minute Bloodfeud fight.
HEXALUS savagely defeated HOFFA in a dull 17 minute master's Challenge competition.
MR THIRD TIME was viciously subdued by SHADRACH in a 1 minute Challenge Title match.
WOLF CICHLID viciously subdued PETIT TROLL BAVEUX in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
ROCK CROAKER unbelievably bested DREW PEA in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
THROB overpowered DOC STEELE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SOUND THE VANILLA! outwaited ADAMANT in a 7 minute Challenge bout.
UNGOOD savagely defeated POND in a exciting 4 minute bloody Challenge match.
HEX handily defeated LOCO REY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
RAASHUB murdered GOLD TREVALLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
B.J. SURHOFF overcame SORICCA THE CRAZED in a 3 minute Challenge conflict.
SAM PERKINS overpowered CHANTEL OROS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PIGSTICKER devastated SCORTEST in a 3 minute uneven Challenge duel.
BUBOLA overpowered MANAGER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
BLOWN AWAY devastated 'SLOSHERS in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
GHOST GOBY was overpowered by A'AMON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
THE S-MAN devastated THE CLOSER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CHUNKY SUPERDUDE was savagely defeated by SMELL CAREFULLY in a 2 minute duel.
LACTAID vanquished MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
VARIABLE overpowered MISSION VAO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HK-47 overpowered WHET WILLIAM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ENTEK savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
V'DO demolished GOOSE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BIG GLOU GLAIREAUX vanquished DARTH SION in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
FLEECE was unbelievably bested by ZELANA in a 2 minute bout.
VISTA BLOWS handily defeated GAD in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
PANTHER GROUPER vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HARRY executed HUGH MANN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
XYLICARE overpowered BOAZ in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DWIGHT SCHRUTE beat DENNY GRATER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute novice's fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 AIMED BLOW 65 - 31 - 0 68 |
|TOTAL PARRY 12 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 14 - 1 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 9 LUNGING ATTACK 72 - 64 - 4 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 22 - 1 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 PARRY-LUNGE 11 - 11 - 0 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 17 - 17 - 4 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 21 - 25 - 3 46 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 TOTAL PARRY 39 - 60 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 38 - 6 31 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 16 - 0 20 |
Turn 543 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 6 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 7 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 6 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK SHADRACH 8976 21 15 0 119 SHEPHERDS (252)
PARRY-STRIKE THE S-MAN 9054 17 13 0 114 SHEPHERDS (252)
AIMED BLOW WOLF CICHLID 9253 10 3 0 106 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
LUNGING ATTACK A'AMON 8806 12 5 0 105 HELLBOURNE (653)
TOTAL PARRY MR THIRD TIME 8668 27 22 0 103 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
STRIKING ATTACK WHET WILLIAM 9280 6 2 1 58 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
WALL OF STEEL ADAMANT 8075 7 6 1 57 GOLDEN LEGION (591)
PARRY-LUNGE ZELANA 9240 5 2 0 49 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LACTAID 8467. The most popular warrior this turn
was UNGOOD 9297. The ten other most popular fighters were DREW PEA 8765, DWIGHT
SCHRUTE 9321, MICHAEL JORDAN 7797, SMELL CAREFULLY 8889, ENTEK 9151, SHADRACH 8976,
WOLF CICHLID 9253, ADAMANT 8075, FLEECE 9211, and ROCK CROAKER 8971.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 8478. The other ten least popular
fighters were HEXALUS 8869, SOUND THE VANILLA! 9209, SCORTEST 9325, DENNY GRATER
9328, BOAZ 9335, HUGH MANN 9296, DARTH SION 9233, GOOSE 9277, MISSION VAO 8891, and
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 9257.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MR THIRD TIME (18-8668) CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BLOWN AWAY (18-8636) PENTARCHIE-18 (508)