DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/09/2006    Duedate: 10/21/2006

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-546

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CHUNKY SUPERDUDE
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
(18-8693) [26-24-1,131]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CHUNKY SUPERDUDE               MICHAEL JORDAN
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)          CAROLINA BLUE (575)
(18-8693) [26-24-1,131]        (18-7797) [7-0-0,95]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SMELL CAREFULLY                ENTEK
STREET PIZZA (106)             BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
(18-8889) [17-26-1,92]         (18-9151) [11-15-0,95]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

VINCERE AUT MORI (626)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BIG MEAN FISH (171)         52
2. VINCERE AUT MORI (626)      31      HELLBOURNE (653)
3. HELP WANTED (671)           26      Unchartered Team
4. WASTELAND (207)             23
5. CAROLINA BLUE (575)         22      CAROLINA BLUE (575)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2 HELLBOURNE (653)          68  45  2 60.2   1/ 6 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)   10  5 1
 2/ 1 NEXT GENERATION (547)    188 126 10 59.9   2/ 1 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)    10  5 0
 3/ 4 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)      116  95  5 55.0   3/ 2 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     9  5 1
 4- 5 THUNDR + LITENING (22)   %1030 924 %124 52.7   4/ 4 BIG MEAN FISH (171)       9  6 0
 5/ 6 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)    128 118 10 52.0   5/ 3 WASTELAND (207)           8  2 0
 6/ 7 HELP WANTED (671)         94  87  8 51.9   6/ 8 ARROGANCE (347)           7  8 0
 7/ 8 WASTELAND (207)          688 641 43 51.8   7/10 HELP WANTED (671)         7  8 0
 8/ 9 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)    704 663 34 51.5   8/ 5 SHEPHERDS (252)           6  9 1
 9/10 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    958 929 61 50.8   9/11 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)     4  6 0
10/11 BIG MEAN FISH (171)      690 710 34 49.3  10/21 GOLDEN LEGION (591)       3  4 0
11/12*CAROLINA BLUE (575)       14  15  0 48.3  11/ 7*CAROLINA BLUE (575)       3  5 0
12/13 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)   115 124  9 48.1  12/13 NEXT GENERATION (547)     3  7 0
13/14 STREET PIZZA (106)       706 798 53 46.9  13/15 STREET PIZZA (106)        2  1 0
14/15 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)      293 342  9 46.1  14/12 HELLBOURNE (653)          2  2 0
15/16 SHEPHERDS (252)          647 789 33 45.1  15-19 FUNKY FOLK (625)          2  4 0
16-17 RUN AND HYDE (537)       102 128 11 44.3  16-18 RUN AND HYDE (537)        2  6 0
17/18 GOLDEN LEGION (591)       35  49  1 41.7  17/14 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)    2  7 0
18-19 FUNKY FOLK (625)          39  63  4 38.2  18/20 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)       2 12 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/20 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)    82 145  7 36.1  19- 9 THUNDR + LITENING (22)    1  0 0
20/21 ARROGANCE (347)          422 747 27 36.1  20/16 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Aren't we a murderous bunch of scoundrels as of late?  Thanks to Shadrach's almost-
perfectly executed scheme, I get to look over the city from the throne.  There's a
lot of history in this chair, and I'm not simply referring to pretzel bits and cheese
curls under the cushion.  Initials appear to have been scratched on the back.  The
material has to have been refurbished several times.  And still, it's not very
comfortable.  What are the odds I can trade this in for a recliner if I happen to end
up here again next turn?  Not that such a scenario is likely.

-- Chunky S.

Not that it matters, since he'll be retiring with Mr. Third Time once I get my
invite, so:

Chunky Superdude (49 FE)  11-15-11-13-17-4-13.  WS
     Good end/good dmg
     Heck if I know skill levels.
     NO/NO  FI.  Learns parry
     (That is to say I prefer not fighting.  If I have to, all those weapons just get
jumbly in my hands.  I look forward to firing up s'mores and reading Cosmo.)

And because Assur did it for his guys and I don't remember whether or not I did:

Mr. Third Time (49 FE)  11(1)-16(1)-10-11(1)-21(1)-11(2)-11(1)
     Great end/normal dmg
     expert init, rip.  Ad ex parry.
     VL/MO  LS, parry tactic.  Learns init.

He holds the longest undefeated streak of any of my guys at 12 or 13.  Which makes
his final 14-22 record impressively lame.  Surprise!

-- Suave

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in TALCAMA!  I still haven't told Mom I'm writing 
Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  Like, BURN N' PILLAGE had to be 
so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by VINCERE AUT MORI!  Way to go 
VINCERE AUT MORI!  I couldn't believe it.  Did GOLDEN LEGION really go up by 11?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  One team deserves 
special mention 'cause they moved up 2 after going 3-0-0.  Keep it up, WASTELAND!  
MVP award for WOLF CICHLID?  BIG MEAN FISH's proud of it after beating DATA LOSS and 
getting 24 points.  Like, THE PEDOPHILE must be pretty gutsy!  He challenged the 
Duelmaster from CENTER FOR OLDS.  Does this guy have a death wish or what!  Don't you 
think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think CHUNKY SUPERDUDE should let THE 
PEDOPHILE be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster 
really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  The warriors 
of BURN N' PILLAGE must be getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you 
guys know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are NEXT GENERATION? 
BURN N' PILLAGE, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an 
invitation!  Can ARROGANCE's HOFFA be more popular than me?  He was challenged the 
most, but is that really the same?  DIZZ SCHUIER is being unfair.  He's challenged 
down 18 against SORICCA THE CRAZED.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  
(I'd better shut up) DIZZ SCHUIER beat SORICCA THE CRAZED.  No surprise about that.  
Really I'm not surprised DIZZ SCHUIER would do such a scummy thing, either.  For 
sure, I was holding my breath when I found out UNGOOD challenged DOC STEELE.  After 
all, haven't CENTER FOR OLDS and ARROGANCE had a long standing duel in TALCAMA?  It 
wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but DOC STEELE wants me to write about it 
since he was subdued by UNGOOD.  Satisfied?  COUNT IN THE CELLAR must not be a good 
enough fighter to get in fair fights.  She challenged MICHAEL JORDAN.  15 is a big 
difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought COUNT IN THE CELLAR showed 
great skill and promise when she was bested by MICHAEL JORDAN.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!!!  THE S-MAN returns from the Dark Arena, 
maybe a "little upset" at his SHEPHERDS teammates...  HEXALUS really fought hard 
against THORIUM.  That'll teach HEAVYMETAL KIDS not to go and kill any of VINCERE AUT 
MORI's guys again, huh!  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to 
hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 8693        26  24  1   131       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WOLF CICHLID 9253            11   5  0   117       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 'SLOSHERS 8460               17  51  0   111       ARROGANCE (347)
 VARIABLE 9121                17  10  0   110       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-A'AMON 8806                  12   5  0   105       HELLBOURNE (653)
 HEXALUS 8869                 26  16  0   103       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 ROCK CROAKER 8971            23  15  0   101       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 DATA LOSS 8029               19   7  0   100       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 VISTA BLOWS 9258             11   5  0    99       WASTELAND (207)
 THE PEDOPHILE 9382           10   9  1    99       IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
 SOUND THE VANILLA! 9209      14   3  0    97       WASTELAND (207)
 WHET WILLIAM 9280             8   3  2    96       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 ENTEK 9151                   11  15  0    95       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-P'TAIN 9008                  11   8  0    95       HELLBOURNE (653)
 MICHAEL JORDAN 7797           7   0  0    95       CAROLINA BLUE (575)
 SHADRACH 8976                23  16  0    94       SHEPHERDS (252)
 SMELL CAREFULLY 8889         17  26  1    92       STREET PIZZA (106)
-LONGSHOT 8981                13   5  1    92       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 9257        11   5  0    92       WASTELAND (207)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HK-47 8584                   17  30  0    88       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
-DREW PEA 8765                10  12  1    85       FUNKY FOLK (625)
 PETIT TROLL BAVEUX 8978      19   8  0    82       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 THE CRUSHER 8050             12  12  0    82       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 THE BIGOT 9380                8   5  1    82       IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
 HOFFA 8478                    8  58  0    82       ARROGANCE (347)
-MARV JR 9288                  5   0  0    77       WASTELAND (207)
 COUNT IN THE CELLAR 8404     11   6  0    75       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 MISSION VAO 8891             15  28  1    74       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
-KA'ZEEN 8858                  9   8  0    70       HELLBOURNE (653)
-SOLSBURY HILL 8558           15  17  6    69       STREET PIZZA (106)
-THROB 8982                   11   4  1    69       THUNDR + LITENING (22)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DINAH MIGHT 9229              6   2  1    66       FUNKY FOLK (625)
-INDENTURED OARSMAN 9167       6   3  0    65       SEA DOGS (224)
 THE PHILANDERER 9384         12   8  1    64       IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
 THE VOYEUR 9377               7   3  0    63       IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARNEL 8575                 10   4  0    61       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 FLEECE 9211                   9   4  0    61       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
 DOC STEELE 8890               7  36  0    57       ARROGANCE (347)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNGOOD 9297                   7   2  0    55       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-ADAMANT 8075                  7   7  1    54       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
 V'DO 9051                     9   9  0    52       HELLBOURNE (653)
 URANIUM 657                  10  12  2    44       HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
-BIG GLOU GLAIREAUX 9044       7   9  0    42       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 GAD 9239                      8   9  1    38       SHEPHERDS (252)
 LOCO REY 9274                 6   6  1    38       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 DIZZ SCHUIER 9345             3   0  0    37       HELP WANTED (671)
 DARTH SION 9233               7  11  0    36       STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PANTHER GROUPER 9273          7   6  0    33       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 AKAI 9213                     6  13  2    33       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-SHEWISH WHALER 9272           3   1  0    33       SEA DOGS (224)
-SYPHON 9118                   4   4  0    32       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-MERVYN 8750                   7   5  1    31       RUN AND HYDE (537)
-HEX 9196                      5   1  0    31       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-GOOSE 9277                    4   3  0    26       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
 SCAR THE BEAST 9368           3   0  0    26       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 XYLICARE 9317                 4   2  0    24       BURN N' PILLAGE (218)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLDEN BARB 9370              3   0  0    23       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
 THORIUM 9154                  2   3  1    23       HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
 LOWELL HALE 9347              2   1  0    23       HELP WANTED (671)
 B.J. SURHOFF 7800             3   3  0    22       CAROLINA BLUE (575)
-PIGSTICKER 9241               2   2  0    17       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-Z'DANE 9281                   3   1  1    16       HELLBOURNE (653)
 SORICCA THE CRAZED 9305       3   5  1    15       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
 HOFFA 9369                    3   0  0    14       ARROGANCE (347)
 MANAGER 9303                  2   7  0    14       ARROGANCE (347)
 ASTINIUS 9423                 1   0  1    14       VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
-DWIGHT SCHRUTE 9321           3   1  0    12       WASTELAND (207)
 GAYLAN OSBORNE 9346           1   2  0    12       HELP WANTED (671)
 BUBOLA 9319                   2   4  0    10       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 MERCURY 9155                  1   4  0     7       HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
-DENNY GRATER 9328             1   2  0     7       FUNKY FOLK (625)
-SHEWISH CORSAIR 9237          0   1  0     7       SEA DOGS (224)
-POND 9324                     1   3  0     6       GOLDEN LEGION (591)
 PICKLE BYSTROM 9344           1   2  0     5       HELP WANTED (671)
-SALLY FOURTH 9367             1   1  0     4       FUNKY FOLK (625)
 STROMTIUM 90 9413             0   2  0     2       HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
 VOLITAN LIONFISH 9421         0   1  0     1       BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-VANADIUM 9412                 0   1  0     1       HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
LBA GROUPIE 405        0  1 0   1                   ASTINIUS 9423         546 NONE    
GHOST GOBY 9029       18 17 0 BIG MEAN FISH 171     WHET WILLIAM 9280     545         
GOLD TREVALLY 9320     2  1 0 BIG MEAN FISH 171     RAASHUB 9202          543         
DEAN SMITH 7798        0  2 0 CAROLINA BLUE 575     AKAI 9213             542 REVENGED
SO FAR AWAY 9416       0  1 0 CENTER FOR OLDS 108   WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 546 NONE    
WIRYDON THE GIANT 425  0  1 0 DARK ARENA 0          THE S-MAN 9054        546 NONE    
YIKES 9422             0  1 0 HELP WANTED 671       BANDIT PRINCESS 429   546 NONE    
CHILD SMASHER 9376     4  3 0 IMPURE THOUGHTS 672   AVENGING ZILTHORN 431 546 NONE    
FVEL 9331              0  1 0 RUN AND HYDE 537      SORICCA THE CRAZ 9305 542 NOT REVE
WALKER 9409            0  2 0 SHEPHERDS 252         HIGH ELF 423          546 NONE    

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
MYRA SHY 9410          0  2 0 SHEPHERDS 252         BANDIT PRINCESS 429   546 NONE    
CHANTEL OROS 9329      1  3 0 VINCERE AUT MORI 626  THORIUM 9154          545 JUST REV

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Ghost of Ghost Goby -- How redundant! -- Whet William
P.S.  Does this pull you off maintenance for a turn or four to whoop me?  Hope not.

I expect Talcama will be a factory for graduates over the next few turns.  Top-heavy
with a lot of long-standers.  Here's hoping the rest of you have better ADM fodder
than I do. -- Suave

Moribund -- If anyone around here is not good, it's me. -- Ungood

Impure Thoughts -- Welcome back?  Transfer team?  Can't say I remember your first go
round.  Neither do I remember Help Wanted, for that matter. -- Suave

14 September 2006
     I am back in the arena and thinking back to those days in 1984 where I was a
novice and clueless manager.
     Now, 22 years later it looks like I am an ancient and once again clueless
manager.
     I am looking to recover some old warriors.  Since none of them are Aimed Blows,
they are no threat to win anything.  I just want to see how they turned out.

The Couatl 2-17
Madam Butterfly 20-701
Gypsy Moth 20-703
King Crab 21-1
Priestess Python 26-1388

Please contact me at DekeYoung@Comcast.net if you know about any of these ancient
warriors, or just want to bs about the old, old, old times.

25 September 2006
It is obvious that the Dark Knights wish to be shown the light.  Allow me to step
forward and blind them with truth.  YOU ARE WORTHLESS!!!  The Dark Knights are so
afraid of the light that they hide behind their black armor and empty threats.  It is
too bad they are unwilling to actually FIGHT us!  I guess our natural light is too
bright for you all to face!  Fear us, for we are here! -- Gemini Goldphoenix,
Overlord of the Avengers of Light!

5 October 2006
*Turf War IV Rules*

     Everyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created to compete in the Turf War! However, to participate, each alliance must:
     A.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM
         47) newsletter.
Captains are responsible for:
     a.  verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their alliance;
     b.  distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
Managers must:
     a.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Gift Certificate to participate to:
          Baphomet, mgr. Knights Templar (568), DM 47 -- North Fork, or
          Rick Stringer
          13 St. Michael's CT
          Elkton, MD 21921
     b.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name and alliance
         they will be fighting under in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
Rules:
     1.  No scoring will begin until a Gift Cert is received.  No exceptions.
     2.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare and be verified by the
         Captain of the alliance he/she has claimed for;
     3.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  NO multiple aliases please.
         Violations will result in disqualification.
     4.  The contest will begin on the turn following the January F2F and run for 12
         turns.
     5.  The turn  a declaration and verification will begin the scoring process.
     6.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 10 of the Turf
         War 5.
     7.  For the purpose of scoring, I reserve the right to make all final decisions.
Scoring:
                  Win     Loss     Kill     Die
Challenge          +2      -2       +5       -5
Match-Up           +1      -1       +1       -5
Bloodfeud          +2      -5       +5      -10
Champion           x2      x2       x2       x2
Downchallenge     -10      xx      -10       xx
Dark Arena        +10      -5       xx       xx
Special Scoring:
     a.  Each mention in the Spy Report is worth 2 points (team mentions only!)
     b.  Each Style Master is worth 2 points.
     c.  Duelmaster Throne is worth 2 points
Champions:
     a.  Champions may be declared, but are not mandatory.  If declared, the Champion
         must be in the Adepts or lower brackets on the turn they are declared
         without having gone above the Adepts bracket at any time...including
         transferred teams.  (I'll be watching for this occurrence!)
Bloodfeuds:
     a.  Bloodfeuds count for all four (4) turns.  However, the same warrior may not
         be used all four turns.  4 turns means 4 separate warriors.  A penalty of
         -10 will be given to the team who violates this.
Special Conditions:
     a.  I reserve the right for all final decisions.
     b.  If I make a mistake, I'll multiply the points by 2.
     c.  If you claim I did, and *YOU* are wrong, I'll subtract points at the rate of
         x10.
     d.  Each alliance begins with zero (0) points.
     e.  Dark Arena may be used on the first turn of every warrior with no penalty
         (this means a warrior with 0 FE).
     f.  TVs won after the contest begins gain a 25 point one time score once the
         tourney reports are posted in the NL.
     g.  TCs won after the contest begins gain a 50 point one time score with the
         same conditions as noted for TVs.
     h.  NO switching alliance once verified by an alliance that a team has declared
         for.
     i.  Only 7 teams are permitted per alliance for the Turf War 5.
PRIZES:
     Turf Wars are a "Winner Takes All" type contest.  All prizes and 100% of the RU
Certs will be given to the Captain of the winning alliance and it is his/her
responsibility to give these to the alliance membership.
     I have requested from RSI the following:
     a.  renaming of the orth Fork (DM 47) arena;
     b.  renaming of Dark Arena Monsters;
     c.  known favourite rhythms for one warrior on each team of the winning
         alliance.  This warrior would be in the Initiates or above brackets on the
         last turn of the Turf War (they must have at least one arena fight to
         receive this award).
               Baphomet, Host of TW5
Special Note:  A downchallenge is considered from a higher bracket to a lower
bracket.  Same bracket, more recognition points?  Not a downchallenge!

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE S-MAN butchered WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
CHILD SMASHER was murdered by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
WALKER was viciously butchered by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
MYRA SHY was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
YIKES was butchered by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena brawl.
SO FAR AWAY was assassinated by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute struggle.
HEXALUS outwaited THORIUM in a dull 12 minute one-sided Bloodfeud competition.
THE PEDOPHILE lost to CHUNKY SUPERDUDE in a 3 minute expert's Challenge Title duel.
WHET WILLIAM was defeated by 'SLOSHERS in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
WOLF CICHLID overpowered DATA LOSS in a 3 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
SHADRACH savagely defeated HOFFA in a 2 minute bloody veteran's Challenge match.
VISTA BLOWS overcame HK-47 in a exciting 4 minute Challenge contest.
COUNT IN THE CELLAR was demolished by MICHAEL JORDAN in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
V'DO overcame GAD in a popular 2 minute gruesome Challenge conflict.
UNGOOD overpowered DOC STEELE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle.
DIZZ SCHUIER handily defeated SORICCA THE CRAZED in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
LOCO REY bested AKAI in a 1 minute Challenge brawl.
SCAR THE BEAST savagely defeated B.J. SURHOFF in a 2 minute Challenge bout.
MERCURY was overpowered by PANTHER GROUPER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
STROMTIUM 90 was devastated by GAYLAN OSBORNE in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
GOLDEN BARB slimly won victory over MANAGER in a 4 minute gory Challenge match.
SOUND THE VANILLA! outwaited PETIT TROLL BAVEUX in a 24 minute expert's duel.
ROCK CROAKER luckily beat ENTEK in a popular 6 minute gruesome veteran's match.
VARIABLE beat THE BIGOT in a 1 minute fight.
LACTAID vanquished MISSION VAO in a exciting 3 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
THE CRUSHER was beaten by MR. DUTCH CRUNCH in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
SMELL CAREFULLY overcame THE PHILANDERER in a 2 minute master's bout.
FLEECE viciously subdued DARTH SION in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
URANIUM was vanquished by THE VOYEUR in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fray.
BUBOLA was demolished by LOWELL HALE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
XYLICARE overpowered PICKLE BYSTROM in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HOFFA unbelievably bested VOLITAN LIONFISH in a 13 minute amateur's match.
ASTINIUS assassinated LBA GROUPIE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         AIMED BLOW        61 -  27 -  0      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     11         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  24 -  0      51  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  15 -  2      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    60 -  65 -  4      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   21 -  25 -  5      46  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  29 -  3      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         TOTAL PARRY       48 -  65 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         WALL OF STEEL     21 -  36 -  5      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  13 -  0      35  |

Turn 546 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         6 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  6         4  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        5 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 8693      26  24  1  131 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
AIMED BLOW       WOLF CICHLID 9253          11   5  0  117 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
TOTAL PARRY      HEXALUS 8869               26  16  0  103 VINCERE AUT MORI (626)
STRIKING ATTACK  THE PEDOPHILE 9382         10   9  1   99 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
SLASHING ATTACK  SHADRACH 8976              23  16  0   94 SHEPHERDS (252)
BASHING ATTACK   COUNT IN THE CELLAR 8404   11   6  0   75 NEXT GENERATION (547)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    THE PHILANDERER 9384       12   8  1   64 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE VOYEUR 9377             7   3  0   63 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SMELL CAREFULLY 8889.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ENTEK 9151.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE PEDOPHILE 9382, 
WOLF CICHLID 9253, VISTA BLOWS 9258, FLEECE 9211, V'DO 9051, SHADRACH 8976, SMELL 
CAREFULLY 8889, CHUNKY SUPERDUDE 8693, WHET WILLIAM 9280, and SCAR THE BEAST 9368.

The least popular fighter this week was PETIT TROLL BAVEUX 8978.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SOUND THE VANILLA! 9209, HOFFA 9369, HEXALUS 8869, THORIUM 
9154, PICKLE BYSTROM 9344, BUBOLA 9319, DARTH SION 9233, THE PHILANDERER 9384, GOLDEN 
BARB 9370, and STROMTIUM 90 9413.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CHUNKY SUPERDUDE (18-8693) CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
ROCK CROAKER (18-8971) BIG MEAN FISH (171)
SHADRACH (18-8976) SHEPHERDS (252)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LACTAID (18-8467) BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
THE S-MAN (18-9054) SHEPHERDS (252)