DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/26/2007 Duedate: 03/10/2007
TALCAMA ARENA
DM-18 TURN-556
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THE PHILANDERER
IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
(18-9384) [17-12-1,101]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH GARY
WASTELAND (207) ERRATA (675)
(18-9257) [19-7-0,106] (18-9483) [0-2-0,6]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH THE BIGOT
WASTELAND (207) IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
(18-9257) [19-7-0,106] (18-9380) [12-10-1,88]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BIG MEAN FISH (171)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SHEPHERDS (252) 41
2. CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 31 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
3. ARROGANCE (347) 19 Unchartered Team
4. STAR WARS: KOTOR (624) 16
5. WASTELAND (207) 10 ERRATA (675)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 OF WOLF AND MAN (620) 12 5 0 70.6 1/ 1 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 10 5 1
2- 2 HELLBOURNE (653) 77 51 5 60.2 2/ 3 SHEPHERDS (252) 10 5 0
3/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 96 77 7 55.5 3/ 2 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 9 6 0
4- 4 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4) 118 105 5 52.9 4/ 4 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672) 8 7 1
5/ 5 THUNDR + LITENING (22) %1032 931 %125 52.6 5/ 7 ARROGANCE (347) 8 7 0
6/ 6 WASTELAND (207) 710 651 43 52.2 6/ 6 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 6 9 1
7/ 7 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 728 688 34 51.4 7/ 5 WASTELAND (207) 5 4 0
8/ 8 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672) 149 142 12 51.2 8/13 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624) 4 5 0
9/ 9 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 981 956 63 50.6 9/14 OF WOLF AND MAN (620) 2 0 0
10/10 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 720 730 37 49.7 10/17 RUN AND HYDE (537) 2 2 0
11-11 STREET PIZZA (106) 713 799 54 47.2 11/11 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 2 7 1
12/12 SHEPHERDS (252) 674 812 34 45.4 12-10 STREET PIZZA (106) 1 0 0
13/15 RUN AND HYDE (537) 110 148 13 42.6 13-16 HELLBOURNE (653) 1 2 1
14-16 CAROLINA BLUE (575) 25 36 0 41.0 14-12 CAROLINA BLUE (575) 1 2 0
15/ 0 WIZARDGUARD (175) 58 88 5 39.7 15/15 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 1 2 0
16-17 FUNKY FOLK (625) 44 71 7 38.3 16/ 0 WIZARDGUARD (175) 1 4 0
17/18 ARROGANCE (347) 441 771 27 36.4 17-18 FUNKY FOLK (625) 1 7 0
18/19 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624) 91 166 7 35.4 18/19*ERRATA (675) 0 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/20*ERRATA (675) 0 2 0 0.0 19-20 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for TALCAMA. RUN AND HYDE like really fought
hard to move up to 10th from 17th. Way to go! What was the name of that team who
got 4-1-0 this turn for a total 441-771-27 you ask? (Sure) ARROGANCE's their name,
and fighting's their game! MVP award for ADAM? SHEPHERDS' proud of him after
beating GOLDEN BARB and getting 22 points. Talk about yer big time losers! THE
CLOSER got smashed by ENTEK, and lost 17 points! Oh, wow, like the Duelmaster must
be the most popular guy in all TALCAMA. He got the most challenges. (But what about
proposals?) THE PHILANDERER thinks his 17-12-1 and studly character is good enough to
face up to the Duelmaster. Any bets? Was that a tear I saw in THE PHILANDERER's
eye, as he took over Duelmastership? And wasn't VOLITAN LIONFISH fit to be tied! Is
the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. The warriors of SHEPHERDS must be getting lonely. They were the
most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I don't? Is there some deep dark
secret why SHEPHERDS' been avoiding SHEPHERDS so much? Or is it just that they're
too scared? Speaking of challenging 26 points above did you hear about THE VOYEUR of
IMPURE THOUGHTS vs. STAR WARS: KOTOR's MISSION VAO? (And how was that intro!) THE
VOYEUR lost to MISSION VAO, but he got 3 points. MISSION VAO won, and got 3 points.
I don't get it. Some fights are really unfair. How do you think LHI feels about
being challenged by JB BLAH, 19 points above him? Is this how CENTER FOR OLDS
advances, by having their members (JB BLAH) fight people that are really below them
(LHI)?
What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Everyone has problems, but why did
WIZARDGUARD send FUNNYMAN to the Dark Arena? He had a 7-1-0, and I thought he looked
neat on the sands... Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what? (GAD vs. ZEBRA SOLE,
that is.) What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's
what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it
quits. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE PHILANDERER 9384 17 12 1 101 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 9257 19 7 0 106 WASTELAND (207)
-MARV JR 9288 7 1 0 104 WASTELAND (207)
HOFFA 8478 10 66 0 103 ARROGANCE (347)
HK-47 8584 18 39 0 102 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
-SOUND THE VANILLA! 9209 14 3 0 97 WASTELAND (207)
-KA'ZEEN 8858 11 9 0 93 HELLBOURNE (653)
-LONGSHOT 8981 13 5 1 92 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
CHARNEL 8575 13 7 1 92 RUN AND HYDE (537)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MISSION VAO 8891 18 35 1 90 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
UNGOOD 9297 15 4 0 89 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
THE BIGOT 9380 12 10 1 88 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
VOLITAN LIONFISH 9421 5 6 1 88 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-V'DO 9051 11 10 1 81 HELLBOURNE (653)
GAD 9239 15 12 1 80 SHEPHERDS (252)
THE CLOSER 9187 8 4 1 74 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-THROB 8982 11 4 1 69 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PROGIDY, DAMMIT! 9446 6 3 0 66 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-MICHAEL JORDAN 7797 10 5 0 65 CAROLINA BLUE (575)
-INDENTURED OARSMAN 9167 6 3 0 65 SEA DOGS (224)
THE VOYEUR 9377 10 9 0 64 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
ADAM 9441 8 1 1 63 SHEPHERDS (252)
AKAI 9213 11 18 2 59 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
MERVYN 8750 11 7 1 59 RUN AND HYDE (537)
PEZ 9471 4 2 0 57 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DARTH SION 9233 12 16 0 52 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
SKYWALKER 2013 10 13 0 51 WIZARDGUARD (175)
-URANIUM 657 11 13 2 50 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
-DINAH MIGHT 9229 6 4 1 47 FUNKY FOLK (625)
-ZELANA 9240 5 3 0 46 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
MANAGER 9303 8 11 0 45 ARROGANCE (347)
-Z'DANE 9281 6 3 2 45 HELLBOURNE (653)
XYLICARE 9317 10 6 0 43 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
GOLDEN BARB 9370 10 3 0 43 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
DWIGHT SCHRUTE 9321 9 4 0 36 WASTELAND (207)
HEX 9196 5 4 0 35 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZEBRA SOLE 9444 5 4 1 33 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-SHEWISH WHALER 9272 3 1 0 33 SEA DOGS (224)
DRARR 9276 4 0 0 31 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
-RAASHUB 9202 2 2 1 31 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
HOFFA 9369 8 5 0 29 ARROGANCE (347)
OAKLAND FU 9424 4 6 0 29 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
PEACOCK FLOUNDER 9445 4 5 0 26 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
JB BLAH 9478 3 2 1 26 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-RAYMOND FELTON 9419 4 3 0 22 CAROLINA BLUE (575)
KELP FISH 9508 2 0 0 18 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-ROY WILLIAMS 9336 3 4 0 17 CAROLINA BLUE (575)
-THORIUM 9154 3 6 1 16 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
PIGSTICKER 9241 3 4 0 16 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
DOC STEELE 9502 2 1 0 13 ARROGANCE (347)
DAN 9512 1 0 0 13 SHEPHERDS (252)
MIDNIGHT 2549 2 5 0 11 WIZARDGUARD (175)
THE LUNATIC 9505 2 0 0 11 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
-POOK 8492 3 1 0 10 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
-ROBIN BANKS 9470 1 1 0 10 FUNKY FOLK (625)
THE LIFEGUARD 9480 2 3 0 9 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-MERCURY 9155 1 6 0 9 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
-KUNG 8493 2 2 0 8 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
20 NPCS, PLEASE 9515 1 0 1 7 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-SHEWISH CORSAIR 9237 0 1 0 7 SEA DOGS (224)
SUNDAY AFTERNOON 9514 1 0 0 6 WASTELAND (207)
-STROMTIUM 90 9413 0 4 0 6 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
GARY 9483 0 2 0 6 ERRATA (675)
THE LIBERAL 9506 1 1 0 4 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
WHIRLING RETARD 9513 1 0 0 3 SHEPHERDS (252)
GROM THE UNMAKER 2734 0 3 0 3 WIZARDGUARD (175)
LHI 9503 0 3 0 3 ARROGANCE (347)
-SCORTEST 9325 0 2 0 2 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
NAPH TALI 9511 0 1 0 1 SHEPHERDS (252)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GORE 9509 0 1 0 1 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
RASHEED WALLACE 9439 1 2 0 CAROLINA BLUE 575 JB BLAH 9478 552 REVENGED
BLUE MOON 9373 1 4 1 RUN AND HYDE 537 SPYMISTRESS SHARD 426 556 NONE
SAPLING 9510 0 1 0 RUN AND HYDE 537 MOUNTAIN TROLL 422 556 NONE
JONAH 9428 3 5 0 SHEPHERDS 252 Z'DANE 9281 554 REVENGED
MESHACH 9440 5 3 0 SHEPHERDS 252 ZEBRA SOLE 9444 555 JUST REV
FUNNYMAN 2397 7 2 0 WIZARDGUARD 175 WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 556 NONE
DREAMCHILD 2834 0 2 0 WIZARDGUARD 175 20 NPCS, PLEASE 9515 556
PERSONAL ADS
29 January 2007
HDFA Mission Statement
"Show me the money!"
This is the battle cry of a newly formed collection of like-minded individuals:
The High Dolla' Free Agent$. We are not a tough guy alliance: No...we offer no
battle without reward. We search for victory and the prizes and accolades that
follow. We are motivated by winning and will freely use whatever means necessary to
obtain our currency. No stuffy rules, no mandates, no constitutions, no leaders,
only a few objectives:
1) Win as often as possible
2) Celebrate freely and revel in your victories; the more meaningless the
victory the more we celebrate. Highsiding and chest thumping are encouraged.
Ostentatious endzone celebrations with prop usage are encouraged, regardless of
fines, penalties, suspensions or arrest by local authorities. It is important to let
your opponent know how great you are; more importantly, you must let your own
alliance mates know how great you are.
This is a 1-up alliance, let the performance of your fellow Free Agent$ motivate
you. If a Free Agent wins a TV, win 2; if a Free agent wins a contest, win a more
prestigious one.
Current members of the HDFA include: CFH and Abraxis. Inquires can be directed
to: CFH/Rat Salad DM 47
14 February 2007
RSI is now taking rollups for a slow version of the No-Tournament arena. Send your
rollup to RSI listing the arena as "Slow No Tournament". Sign and send in the
following pledge:
* I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I
use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
* I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena. If circumstances
preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee.
* I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
* I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to
the Dark Arena until they are dead.
* I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to the
Dark Arena until they are dead.
The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena
1. No tournament play (Dead tournament or otherwise)
2. One team per manager
3. Team starts with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into
this arena.)
4. No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena
5. 20 teams required, per RSI
6. Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI
authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the
warrior is dead.)
7. Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity.
Hammer will be the focal point for this arena's Player Committee.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
FUNNYMAN was butchered by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BLUE MOON was dispatched by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
SAPLING was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
GAD won victory over ZEBRA SOLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
UNGOOD was defeated by HK-47 in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
THE PHILANDERER bested VOLITAN LIONFISH in a 3 minute uneven Challenge Title brawl.
THE BIGOT was bested by HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute master's Challenge match.
THE VOYEUR was defeated by MISSION VAO in a 3 minute expert's Challenge melee.
HEX lost to MANAGER in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
ADAM overpowered GOLDEN BARB in a 2 minute uneven Challenge duel.
PEACOCK FLOUNDER overpowered THE LIBERAL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
PIGSTICKER was luckily beaten by HOFFA in a tiresome 10 minute Challenge fight.
THE LIFEGUARD was savagely defeated by KELP FISH in a 4 minute Challenge competition.
THE LUNATIC subdued GARY in a 2 minute novice's Challenge brawl.
JB BLAH handily defeated LHI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict.
THE CLOSER was vanquished by ENTEK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH won victory over INNOCENT BYSTANDER in a exciting 1 minute fray.
CHARNEL devastated PEZ in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
AKAI defeated DWIGHT SCHRUTE in a 2 minute bout.
XYLICARE was demolished by PROGIDY, DAMMIT! in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DARTH SION was luckily beaten by MERVYN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
SKYWALKER bested OAKLAND FU in a popular 1 minute gory contest.
DRARR vanquished MIDNIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DREAMCHILD was put to death by 20 NPCS, PLEASE in a 2 minute bloody beginner's duel.
GROM THE UNMAKER was luckily beaten by DOC STEELE in a 4 minute novice's match.
GORE was outlasted by WHIRLING RETARD in a slow 9 minute gruesome novice's duel.
NAPH TALI was narrowly defeated by SUNDAY AFTERNOON in a 5 minute novice's bout.
DAN vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 9 AIMED BLOW 51 - 31 - 0 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 9 BASHING ATTACK 36 - 25 - 4 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 PARRY-LUNGE 18 - 16 - 0 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 24 - 1 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 10 - 1 47 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 LUNGING ATTACK 60 - 68 - 8 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 15 - 0 46 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 42 - 4 42 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 17 - 32 - 1 35 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 TOTAL PARRY 24 - 53 - 1 31 |
Turn 556 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 4 - 5 4 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 4 2 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 6 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-RIPOSTE THE PHILANDERER 9384 17 12 1 101 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
AIMED BLOW MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 9257 19 7 0 106 WASTELAND (207)
LUNGING ATTACK CHARNEL 8575 13 7 1 92 RUN AND HYDE (537)
BASHING ATTACK UNGOOD 9297 15 4 0 89 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
SLASHING ATTACK THE BIGOT 9380 12 10 1 88 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 9239 15 12 1 80 SHEPHERDS (252)
TOTAL PARRY MERVYN 8750 11 7 1 59 RUN AND HYDE (537)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MR. DUTCH CRUNCH 9257. The most popular warrior
this turn was THE BIGOT 9380. The ten other most popular fighters were UNGOOD 9297,
DARTH SION 9233, THE LIFEGUARD 9480, KELP FISH 9508, THE PHILANDERER 9384, THE VOYEUR
9377, MANAGER 9303, VOLITAN LIONFISH 9421, PEACOCK FLOUNDER 9445, and MR. DUTCH
CRUNCH 9257.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 9369. The other ten least popular
fighters were WHIRLING RETARD 9513, PIGSTICKER 9241, GORE 9509, MIDNIGHT 2549,
XYLICARE 9317, PEZ 9471, THE CLOSER 9187, LHI 9503, GOLDEN BARB 9370, and SAPLING
9510.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MR. DUTCH CRUNCH (18-9257) WASTELAND (207)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
ENTEK (18-9151) BURN N' PILLAGE (218)