DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/26/2007 Duedate: 04/07/2007
TALCAMA ARENA
DM-18 TURN-558
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POSITION IS EMPTY
Chartered Recognition LeaderUnchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY CAIN
DARQUE FORCES (524)
(18-7083) [4-3-1,44]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
THE BIGOT VOLITAN LIONFISH
IMPURE THOUGHTS (672) BIG MEAN FISH (171)
(18-9380) [14-10-1,109] (18-9421) [6-7-1,97]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. IMPURE THOUGHTS (672) 48
2. RUN AND HYDE (537) 46 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
3. CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 36 Unchartered Team
4. BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 26
5. SHEPHERDS (252) 25 DARQUE FORCES (524)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 OF WOLF AND MAN (620) 13 6 0 68.4 1/ 2 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 9 6 1
2/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 97 78 7 55.4 2/ 4 SHEPHERDS (252) 9 6 0
3- 4 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4) 119 105 5 53.1 3/ 1 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 7 6 0
4- 5 THUNDR + LITENING (22) %1033 933 %125 52.5 4/ 7 WIZARDGUARD (175) 7 8 1
5/ 6 WASTELAND (207) 713 654 43 52.2 5/ 9 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624) 6 3 0
6/ 0*DARQUE FORCES (524) 15 14 1 51.7 6/ 5 ARROGANCE (347) 6 8 1
7/ 7 BURN N' PILLAGE (218) 733 691 34 51.5 7/ 6 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672) 6 9 1
8/ 8 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672) 153 148 13 50.8 8/ 3 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 6 9 0
9/ 9 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 987 960 63 50.7 9/ 8 WASTELAND (207) 5 4 0
10/10 BIG MEAN FISH (171) 724 736 37 49.6 10/11 RUN AND HYDE (537) 4 3 0
11/11 SHEPHERDS (252) 679 817 34 45.4 11/10 OF WOLF AND MAN (620) 2 1 0
12/12 RUN AND HYDE (537) 112 149 13 42.9 12-14 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4) 1 0 0
13/13 WIZARDGUARD (175) 64 92 6 41.0 13/12 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 1 2 0
14/15 ARROGANCE (347) 443 778 28 36.3 14-13 THUNDR + LITENING (22) 1 5 0
15/16 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624) 95 168 7 36.1 15-16*ERRATA (675) 0 1 0
16-17*ERRATA (675) 0 2 0 0.0 16/ 0*DARQUE FORCES (524) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon TALCAMA, for
I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned! The boys at BURN N' PILLAGE left the arena
dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by CENTER FOR OLDS. Good show! BIG
MEAN FISH after a sorry 2-3-0 might want to consider abandoning the sands and taking
up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues! What's a move up by 4 you ask?
(alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to STAR WARS:
KOTOR. WASTELAND had cause to celebrate, after ELITE BEAT AGENT got 19 points by
beating THE GATEKEEPER. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and
practice more, after losing 11 points to CHARNEL. (Discrete enough, THE
PHILANDERER?) HK-47 found out being TALCAMA's Duelmaster isn't all nuts and berries,
receiving 6 challenges! You could cut the tension with a scimitar as UNGOOD of
CENTER FOR OLDS met the Duelmaster. What can be a greater victory? UNGOOD has taken
its place as the top, as TALCAMA's new Duelmaster. Word has it one team in TALCAMA
is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter.
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights! To quell some nasty rumors, the guys
in IMPURE THOUGHTS are not carrying any incurable diseases. No need to avoid 'em.
Like a pup with its tail between its legs, CENTER FOR OLDS scurried away from IMPURE
THOUGHTS. Oh, the shame! Call 'im brash! Call 'im brassy! Call 'im brave! Call
'im sassy! THE LIBERAL will face PEACOCK FLOUNDER, up by 28. Aaaah, just call 'im
dead meat. Not to smear a reputation, but BIG MEAN FISH must be a little surprised,
as PEACOCK FLOUNDER blew it when facing THE LIBERAL, 28 points below it. THE VOYEUR
challenged THE CLOSER! Who says IMPURE THOUGHTS are just a bunch of wimps! THE
VOYEUR of IMPURE THOUGHTS kept his wits as he bested THE CLOSER. Mismatched by 10
points, DARTH SION bested SKYWALKER. Is this really worth noting? I thought
SKYWALKER showed great skill and promise when he was subdued by DARTH SION. All
right, so I slept through it! Big deal!
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! THE LIBERAL of IMPURE THOUGHTS sends PEACOCK FLOUNDER of BIG MEAN FISH goes to
the Weary Warrior's Retirement Home. TALCAMA has no place for weaklings! PEACOCK
FLOUNDER of BIG MEAN FISH put away THE LIBERAL of IMPURE THOUGHTS. Let's hope Lady
Luck continues to smile upon THE LIBERAL! Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he
will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.
Do not think spyreporting in TALCAMA is the highlight of my life. My fingers
tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable
character. Do not despair! I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE BIGOT 9380 14 10 1 109 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
CHARNEL 8575 14 7 1 109 RUN AND HYDE (537)
-MARV JR 9288 7 1 0 104 WASTELAND (207)
HOFFA 8478 10 68 0 98 ARROGANCE (347)
HK-47 8584 19 40 0 97 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
-SOUND THE VANILLA! 9209 14 3 0 97 WASTELAND (207)
VOLITAN LIONFISH 9421 6 7 1 97 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
MISSION VAO 8891 20 35 1 96 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
-LONGSHOT 8981 13 5 1 92 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE VOYEUR 9377 11 10 0 89 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
THE PHILANDERER 9384 17 14 1 88 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
GAD 9239 16 13 1 85 SHEPHERDS (252)
ADAM 9441 10 1 1 79 SHEPHERDS (252)
PROGIDY, DAMMIT! 9446 7 4 0 73 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
THE CLOSER 9187 9 5 1 72 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
-THROB 8982 11 4 1 69 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
PEZ 9471 5 3 0 68 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-INDENTURED OARSMAN 9167 6 3 0 65 SEA DOGS (224)
DARTH SION 9233 13 17 0 64 STAR WARS: KOTOR (624)
AKAI 9213 12 19 2 62 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MERVYN 8750 11 7 1 59 RUN AND HYDE (537)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SKYWALKER 2013 11 14 0 55 WIZARDGUARD (175)
XYLICARE 9317 11 7 0 53 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
GOLDEN BARB 9370 11 4 0 52 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
OAKLAND FU 9424 6 6 0 52 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)
-URANIUM 657 11 13 2 50 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
MANAGER 9303 9 12 1 50 ARROGANCE (347)
BLUE MOON 9373 2 4 1 47 RUN AND HYDE (537)
-ZELANA 9240 5 3 0 46 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
CAIN 7083 4 3 1 44 DARQUE FORCES (524)
DRARR 9276 5 1 0 41 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DWIGHT SCHRUTE 9321 9 6 0 33 WASTELAND (207)
HOFFA 9369 9 6 0 33 ARROGANCE (347)
-PIGSTICKER 9241 4 4 0 33 THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-SHEWISH WHALER 9272 3 1 0 33 SEA DOGS (224)
THE LIBERAL 9506 2 2 1 33 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
-ABEL 7087 4 2 0 32 DARQUE FORCES (524)
JB BLAH 9478 4 3 1 31 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-RAASHUB 9202 2 2 1 31 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
MIDNIGHT 2549 4 5 0 29 WIZARDGUARD (175)
DAN 9512 3 0 0 29 SHEPHERDS (252)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ZEBRA SOLE 9444 5 6 1 23 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
KELP FISH 9508 3 1 0 23 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
-THORIUM 9154 4 6 1 22 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
THE LIFEGUARD 9480 4 3 0 21 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
ELITE BEAT AGENT 9525 1 0 0 19 WASTELAND (207)
-AMOS 7084 3 3 0 18 DARQUE FORCES (524)
-POOK 8492 3 1 0 10 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
-JAIR 7086 2 4 0 10 DARQUE FORCES (524)
GROM THE UNMAKER 2734 1 4 1 9 WIZARDGUARD (175)
-MERCURY 9155 1 6 0 9 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
THE LUNATIC 9505 2 2 0 8 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
-KUNG 8493 2 2 0 8 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
SUNDAY AFTERNOON 9514 2 1 0 7 WASTELAND (207)
WARG HANDLER 9520 1 1 0 7 WIZARDGUARD (175)
-SHEWISH CORSAIR 9237 0 1 0 7 SEA DOGS (224)
20 NPCS, PLEASE 9515 1 2 1 6 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-STROMTIUM 90 9413 0 4 0 6 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
-GARY 9483 0 2 0 6 ERRATA (675)
THE GATEKEEPER 9519 1 1 0 4 WIZARDGUARD (175)
NAPH TALI 9511 0 3 0 3 SHEPHERDS (252)
-SCORTEST 9325 0 2 0 2 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
LHI 9503 0 5 0 ARROGANCE 347 FROGS FORM THE SK 409 558 NONE
DOC STEELE 9502 2 2 0 ARROGANCE 347 GROM THE UNMAKER 2734 557
PEACOCK FLOUNDER 9445 5 6 0 BIG MEAN FISH 171 THE LIBERAL 9506 558
BIG WHEEL 9524 0 1 0 RUN AND HYDE 537 MERCENARY TAO 427 558 NONE
WHIRLING RETARD 9513 1 2 0 SHEPHERDS 252 WIRYDON THE GIANT 425 558 NONE
JONAH 9428 3 5 0 SHEPHERDS 252 Z'DANE 9281 554 REVENGED
MESHACH 9440 5 3 0 SHEPHERDS 252 ZEBRA SOLE 9444 555 JUST REV
HEX 9196 5 5 0 THUNDR + LITENING 22 MANAGER 9303 557
DREAMCHILD 2834 0 2 0 WIZARDGUARD 175 20 NPCS, PLEASE 9515 556 JUST REV
PERSONAL ADS
Wasteland -- Don't call it a comeback... -- The Ancient One
BWD & Jolly -- The more things change... -- The Ancient One
20 NPCs, Please -- That one's for Dreamchild! -- Midnight
Doc Steele -- Did I do that? -- Grom
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WHIRLING RETARD was butchered by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BIG WHEEL was slaughtered by MERCENARY TAO in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
GAD handily defeated ZEBRA SOLE in a 1 minute one-sided Bloodfeud match.
MIDNIGHT vanquished 20 NPCS, PLEASE in a 2 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
UNGOOD overpowered HK-47 in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CHARNEL devastated THE PHILANDERER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
PROGIDY, DAMMIT! was bested by MISSION VAO in a 3 minute Challenge competition.
THE VOYEUR viciously subdued THE CLOSER in a 3 minute expert's Challenge melee.
SKYWALKER was narrowly defeated by DARTH SION in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel.
THE LIBERAL assassinated PEACOCK FLOUNDER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by VOLITAN LIONFISH in a 10 minute one-sided fight.
THE BIGOT handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
ADAM overpowered XYLICARE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PEZ overpowered CAIN in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
AKAI slimly won victory over MANAGER in a 3 minute brutal expert's duel.
DRARR was bested by GOLDEN BARB in a 3 minute brawl.
DWIGHT SCHRUTE was devastated by BLUE MOON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OAKLAND FU demolished CARELESS WEAPONSMITH in a 3 minute brutal one-sided bout.
KELP FISH was outlasted by HOFFA in a tiring 10 minute amateur vs. master conflict.
THE LIFEGUARD narrowly defeated THE LUNATIC in a exciting 4 minute duel.
JB BLAH overpowered WARG HANDLER in a 1 minute uneven fray.
GROM THE UNMAKER was handily defeated by DAN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LHI was murdered by FROGS FORM THE SKY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NAPH TALI was outwaited by SUNDAY AFTERNOON in a dull 12 minute gory novice's match.
THE GATEKEEPER was overpowered by ELITE BEAT AGENT in a 2 minute brutal uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 AIMED BLOW 48 - 34 - 0 59 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 BASHING ATTACK 31 - 26 - 3 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 9 - 1 53 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-LUNGE 21 - 19 - 0 53 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 56 - 59 - 6 49 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 22 - 2 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 STRIKING ATTACK 31 - 38 - 5 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 8 - 11 - 0 42 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 45 - 0 38 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 33 - 1 31 |
Turn 558 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 4 4 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 1 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 4 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 4 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK THE BIGOT 9380 14 10 1 109 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
LUNGING ATTACK CHARNEL 8575 14 7 1 109 RUN AND HYDE (537)
PARRY-RIPOSTE THE PHILANDERER 9384 17 14 1 88 IMPURE THOUGHTS (672)
PARRY-LUNGE GAD 9239 16 13 1 85 SHEPHERDS (252)
BASHING ATTACK ADAM 9441 10 1 1 79 SHEPHERDS (252)
AIMED BLOW THE CLOSER 9187 9 5 1 72 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
TOTAL PARRY GOLDEN BARB 9370 11 4 0 52 BIG MEAN FISH (171)
STRIKING ATTACK DRARR 9276 5 1 0 41 OF WOLF AND MAN (620)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is THE BIGOT 9380. The most popular warrior this turn
was VOLITAN LIONFISH 9421. The ten other most popular fighters were THE VOYEUR 9377,
THE LIFEGUARD 9480, DARTH SION 9233, DRARR 9276, OAKLAND FU 9424, ELITE BEAT AGENT
9525, CHARNEL 8575, PROGIDY, DAMMIT! 9446, THE BIGOT 9380, and PEZ 9471.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 9369. The other ten least popular
fighters were SUNDAY AFTERNOON 9514, NAPH TALI 9511, HOFFA 8478, LHI 9503, GROM THE
UNMAKER 2734, WARG HANDLER 9520, DWIGHT SCHRUTE 9321, CAIN 7083, XYLICARE 9317, and
PEACOCK FLOUNDER 9445.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
UNGOOD (18-9297) CENTER FOR OLDS (108)