DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/14/2008    Duedate: 07/26/2008

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-592

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BLUE MOON
RUN AND HYDE (537)
(18-9373) [7-4-1,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHEWISH WHALER                 PUFF ADDER
SEA DOGS (224)                 THE COLD BLOODS (661)
(18-9272) [19-11-0,112]        (18-9688) [1-0-0,7]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JB BLAH                        TOE PUPPET
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)          CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
(18-9478) [21-20-2,104]        (18-9544) [17-15-0,88]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HELP WANTED (671)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STREET PIZZA (106)          35
2. RUN AND HYDE (537)          31      HELP WANTED (671)
3. CENTER FOR OLDS (108)       29      Unchartered Team
4. HELP WANTED (671)           25
5. SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)        20      THE COLD BLOODS (661)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 HELP WANTED (671)        116 100  9 53.7   1/ 5 HELP WANTED (671)         9  6 1
 2- 2 THUNDR + LITENING (22)   %1052 952 %127 52.5   2/ 2 WIZARDGUARD (175)         9  6 0
 3/ 3 SEA DOGS (224)           278 256 16 52.1   3/ 4 LACONIANS (487)           8  5 0
 4/ 4 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)    791 734 36 51.9   4/ 1 SEA DOGS (224)            6  1 2
 5/ 5 SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)      25  24  0 51.0   5/ 3 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     6  9 1
 6/ 6 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    %1068 %1049 66 50.4   6/10 FUNKY FOLK (625)          5  6 1
 7/ 7 THE GUARDIANS II (479)   112 123  7 47.7   7- 8 THUNDR + LITENING (22)    3  2 1
 8/ 8 STREET PIZZA (106)       721 801 54 47.4   8- 6 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)       3  3 0
 9/ 9 WIZARDGUARD (175)        141 163  9 46.4   9/ 9 SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)      3  3 0
10-10 PENTARCHIE-18 (508)      303 353 10 46.2  10/ 7 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)     2  1 0
11/ 0 RUN AND HYDE (537)       121 153 13 44.2  11/11 STREET PIZZA (106)        2  2 0
12/11 FUNKY FOLK (625)          83 106  9 43.9  12/ 0 RUN AND HYDE (537)        1  1 0
13/13*THE COLD BLOODS (661)     15  22  1 40.5  13/12 THE GUARDIANS II (479)    1  4 0
14/14 LACONIANS (487)           20  34  2 37.0  14/13 ARROGANCE (347)           1  5 0
15/15 ARROGANCE (347)          468 845 29 35.6  15/14*THE COLD BLOODS (661)     1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 601): WAIF of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 483): PECAN PIE of SWEETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 609): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 605): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 604): SASHA of CASSEY'S CREW (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 608): BULLSEYE of HI ROLLERS (Darklock, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 605): OLIANDER of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 600): N.I.B. of SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 591): BOTHACH of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 590): KNOTHANDLER of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 564): CATFISH CHIA of BLITZKRIEG (Polarius, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 554): CONNIE PAKKIT oF JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 248): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 541): CHRISTELLINA of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 490): VOICES IN MY HEAD of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 235): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 223): IMMACULATECONCEPTION of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 439): JAGGED SHIV of GRIM OBITUARY (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 199): SLO-PITCH of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 483): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 601): MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 483): SWEETS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 609): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 605): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 604): IMAGE (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 607): RAPTOR (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 605): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 600): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 591): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 590): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 564): BLITZKRIEG (Polarius, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 554): BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr,(
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 248): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 541): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 490): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 235): RAPTORZ (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 223): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 439): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 199): RAPTOR (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 483) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 601): KOOK AROCHA of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 603): APPRENTICE of WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
                           BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 591): BOTHACH of BURN N' PILLAGE (Jolly, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 589): NEVERMOOR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 563): PATCH of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 553): MATTEO of BOY O'S (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 541): CHRISTELLINA of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 489): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 234): SKORINDELLE of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 438): DEATH MAGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in TALCAMA this turn, and let's start 
with a look at some of the teams.  It seems the training can make the difference, as 
SEA DOGS is pushed out of top team by HELP WANTED, who came from 5th with a 3-2-0 
this turn.  HELP WANTED stable has parlayed this turn's 3-2-0 into a 4 space move up 
the rankings.  This brings them up to 1st place.  Good work, guys!  And let's see, 
DEMENTIA fought FROO-FROO and gained 27 points and contributed to SKA ROBOT ARMY's 
1-1-0.  FROO-FROO has lost to DEMENTIA, falling 23 points, while helping make CENTER 
FOR OLDS a 3-2-1 turn.  We should ask BLUE MOON about the thrill of victory, and what 
being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior, he's now the one to ask.  Tell me, is 
nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that The Original Arthur's 
Last Stand uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     He who challenges well, fights well.  He who avoids without cause, shall lose 
for good reasons.  My mama told me that one.  WIZARDGUARD has cause to stand tall, as 
they were TALCAMA's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. 
And avoiding WIZARDGUARD more than any other team we find HELP WANTED.  TALCAMA, are 
we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  The most challenged warrior this 
turn was ARROGANCE's warrior HOFFA.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the 
Duelmaster!   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  THE CALYPSO KID has departed 
TALCAMA, leaving WIZARDGUARD without their 11-8-2 warrior.  Question, just what was 
his team doing at the taverns last night?  We'd like to remind certain teams not to 
rob the graves of their enemies.  You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, TALCAMA, the taverns have old wine, and young serving girls.  
Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in TALCAMA and I've a long 
road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in TALCAMA again, farewell-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLUE MOON 9373                7   4  1   110       RUN AND HYDE (537)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARNEL 8575                 16   7  1   120       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 SHEWISH WHALER 9272          19  11  0   112       SEA DOGS (224)
 DICK TATER 8675               6   0  0   106       FUNKY FOLK (625)
 JB BLAH 9478                 21  20  2   104       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-MARV JR 9288                  7   1  0   104       WASTELAND (207)
 PAPA ROTZI 9551               9   8  1    91       FUNKY FOLK (625)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOE PUPPET 9544              17  15  0    88       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 HOFFA 9369                   19  30  0    87       ARROGANCE (347)
-PETIT TROLL BAVEUX 8978      21  11  0    86       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 DEMENTIA 8788                11   9  0    84       SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)
 CATAPHASIA 8780              11   9  0    83       SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)
-KETUMAIE 7525                15  17  1    80       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
-SPARE ANCHOR 9610             8   3  0    70       SEA DOGS (224)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHOCO BOBA BABY 9623          8   3  2    66       WIZARDGUARD (175)
 FROO-FROO 9589               14  10  1    61       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-MERVYN 8750                  11   7  1    59       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 GAYLAN OSBORNE 9346           6   4  0    59       HELP WANTED (671)
-DECK APE 9678                 4   0  1    57       SEA DOGS (224)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIZZ SCHUIER 9345             7   3  0    56       HELP WANTED (671)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEVER FOREVER 9308            4   1  0    56       STREET PIZZA (106)
 LOWELL HALE 9347              6   4  0    49       HELP WANTED (671)
-ZIZANE 9322                   3   2  0    49       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 FABULOUS MR FOX 9631         10   4  0    47       WIZARDGUARD (175)
 PICKLE BYSTROM 9344           8   2  0    45       HELP WANTED (671)
 BAD LIEUTENANT 9452           2   3  1    41       HELP WANTED (671)
 TREY ROMBLE 9644              4   3  1    38       LACONIANS (487)
 NULN 9557                     3  28  0    37       ARROGANCE (347)
-SCATHING 9553                 6   2  0    35       THUNDR + LITENING (22)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARPY THE SHREW 9643          8   4  0    33       WIZARDGUARD (175)
-RAT CATCHER 9652              4   2  1    30       SEA DOGS (224)
 DORIO WHITING 9653            3   3  0    30       LACONIANS (487)
 BOOGERMAN 9656                6   5  0    29       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-STEELE BRAIN PAN 8615         3   7  1    28       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
-PHOTON 3292                   2   4  0    26       MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
 SKY SLIVER 9647               3   4  0    25       LACONIANS (487)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MEPHISKAPHELES 8779           1   2  0    22       SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)
 CANDIRU 9624                  4   1  0    20       STREET PIZZA (106)
-SMUNGER 9674                  1   0  1    19       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-SAW SCALED 9099               4   2  0    18       THE COLD BLOODS (661)
-BABEL LE BAVARD 9477          3   1  0    17       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
-DISSIDENT 9523                2   0  0    17       RUN AND HYDE (537)
-ONE-SHOT 9675                 1   0  0    16       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 BRUNO DEETH 9646              3   4  0    15       LACONIANS (487)
-THICKNESS 9650                1   0  0    15       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-INFERNO 9636                  0   1  0    15       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-HORNED VIPER 9111             2   3  0    14       THE COLD BLOODS (661)
-SUCKER PUNCH 8785             1   2  0    11       SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)
 DONNY BROOKES 9691            1   0  0    11       FUNKY FOLK (625)
-T. HENRY 9323                 1   2  1     8       PENTARCHIE-18 (508)
 CHAOS SLAYER 9311             1   1  0     8       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
 PUFF ADDER 9688               1   0  0     7       THE COLD BLOODS (661)
-AGENT 99 9679                 1   0  0     6       SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)
 MME. PIEDLOURDE 9684          1   2  0     5       WIZARDGUARD (175)
 TERRY BULL 9668               0   5  0     5       FUNKY FOLK (625)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CREEPY PETE 9657        4  7 0 CENTER FOR OLDS 108  MERCENARY TAO         592  NONE
DOUG GRAVES 9677        2  2 1 FUNKY FOLK 625       SMUNGER 9674          591   
MIFF MOSER 9648         2  3 0 LACONIANS 487        DOUG GRAVES 9677      590  NONE
SPEEDY 9689             0  1 0 RUN AND HYDE 537     MERCENARY TAO         592  NONE
CAPE COBRA 9686         0  1 0 THE COLD BLOODS 661  STONE GOLEM           592  NONE
CORAL 9687              0  1 0 THE COLD BLOODS 661  BANDIT PRINCESS       592  NONE
DAME 9313               0  1 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479 SPYMISTRESS SHAR      592  NONE
THE CALYPSO KID 1666   11  9 2 WIZARDGUARD 175      JB BLAH 9478          592   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

8 July 2008
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.

     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CREEPY PETE was butchered by MERCENARY TAO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAME was butchered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CORAL was murdered by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
CAPE COBRA was narrowly killed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
SPEEDY was butchered by MERCENARY TAO in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
PAPA ROTZI was overpowered by SHEWISH WHALER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
TOE PUPPET viciously subdued HOFFA in a popular 6 minute expert's Challenge brawl.
FABULOUS MR FOX beat BAD LIEUTENANT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory Challenge brawl.
GAYLAN OSBORNE handily defeated TREY ROMBLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
LOWELL HALE vanquished NULN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BOOGERMAN viciously subdued BRUNO DEETH in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge duel.
BOTHACH was overpowered by BLUE MOON in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
DICK TATER overpowered CATAPHASIA in a 1 minute one-sided match.
JB BLAH butchered THE CALYPSO KID in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FROO-FROO was demolished by DEMENTIA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DIZZ SCHUIER was beaten by CHOCO BOBA BABY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
PICKLE BYSTROM defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute duel.
HARPY THE SHREW was overpowered by NEVER FOREVER in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
DORIO WHITING handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SKY SLIVER viciously subdued MME. PIEDLOURDE in a 4 minute gory brawl.
CANDIRU overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHAOS SLAYER was beaten by DONNY BROOKES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's match.
TERRY BULL slimly lost to PUFF ADDER in a 3 minute gory novice's contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         AIMED BLOW        15 -   7 -  0      68  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    6         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  16 -  1      59  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  29 -  2      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  21 -  4      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  16 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     22 -  26 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  11 -  2      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  14 -  1      30  |

Turn 592 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  BLUE MOON 9373              7   4  1  110 RUN AND HYDE (537)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SHEWISH WHALER 9272        19  11  0  112 SEA DOGS (224)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TOE PUPPET 9544            17  15  0   88 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
PARRY-LUNGE      DEMENTIA 8788              11   9  0   84 SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)
WALL OF STEEL    CHOCO BOBA BABY 9623        8   3  2   66 WIZARDGUARD (175)
SLASHING ATTACK  FROO-FROO 9589             14  10  1   61 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
AIMED BLOW       NEVER FOREVER 9308          4   1  0   56 STREET PIZZA (106)
BASHING ATTACK   LOWELL HALE 9347            6   4  0   49 HELP WANTED (671)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JB BLAH 9478.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TOE PUPPET 9544.  The ten other most popular fighters were BOOGERMAN 9656, DIZZ 
SCHUIER 9345, BAD LIEUTENANT 9452, FABULOUS MR FOX 9631, CHOCO BOBA BABY 9623, TERRY 
BULL 9668, CAPE COBRA 9686, GAYLAN OSBORNE 9346, LOWELL HALE 9347, and DICK TATER 
8675.

The least popular fighter this week was MME. PIEDLOURDE 9684.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HARPY THE SHREW 9643, FROO-FROO 9589, THE CALYPSO KID 1666, 
CATAPHASIA 8780, NULN 9557, TREY ROMBLE 9644, PAPA ROTZI 9551, SPEEDY 9689, CORAL 
9687, and DAME 9313.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

BOTHACH (18-9539) BURN N' PILLAGE (218)