DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/11/2008    Duedate: 08/23/2008

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-594

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SHEWISH WHALER
SEA DOGS (224)
(18-9272) [21-11-0,129]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SHEWISH WHALER                 MICHAEL MOORE
SEA DOGS (224)                 PATRONAS VERITAS II (588)
(18-9272) [21-11-0,129]        (18-8199) [3-0-1,30]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

JB BLAH                        BAD LIEUTENANT
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)          HELP WANTED (671)
(18-9478) [23-20-2,116]        (18-9452) [3-4-1,37]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FUNKY FOLK (625)            31
2. LACONIANS (487)             28      HELP WANTED (671)
3. HELP WANTED (671)           26      Unchartered Team
4. CENTER FOR OLDS (108)       22
5. SEA DOGS (224)              21PATRONAS VERITAS II (588)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 HELP WANTED (671)        121 103 10 54.0   1/ 1 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    10  5 1
 2/ 3 SEA DOGS (224)           286 258 16 52.6   2/ 2 SEA DOGS (224)            9  2 0
 3/ 2 THUNDR + LITENING (22)   %1052 956 %127 52.4   3/ 3 HELP WANTED (671)         8  5 1
 4- 4 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)    791 734 36 51.9   4/ 6 LACONIANS (487)           6  6 0
 5/ 5 SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)      30  29  0 50.8   5/ 4 SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)      6  6 0
 6/ 6 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    %1075 %1052 66 50.5   6/ 7 STREET PIZZA (106)        5  1 0
 7- 7 THE GUARDIANS II (479)   112 123  7 47.7   7/10 FUNKY FOLK (625)          4 10 0
 8/ 8 STREET PIZZA (106)       724 802 54 47.4   8-11 RUN AND HYDE (537)        2  2 0
 9- 9 WIZARDGUARD (175)        141 163  9 46.4   9- 5 WIZARDGUARD (175)         2  3 0
10-11 RUN AND HYDE (537)       122 154 13 44.2  10/ 0*PATRONAS VERITAS I (588)  1  0 1
11/12 FUNKY FOLK (625)          85 114  9 42.7  11-13*THE COLD BLOODS (661)     1  2 0
12-13*THE COLD BLOODS (661)     15  22  1 40.5  12/15 ARROGANCE (347)           0  6 0
13/14 LACONIANS (487)           24  38  2 38.7  13/ 9 THUNDR + LITENING (22)    0  4 0
14/15 ARROGANCE (347)          468 849 29 35.5  14-14 THE GUARDIANS II (479)    0  2 0
15/ 0*PATRONAS VERITAS I (588)   8  17  2 32.0  15-12 BURN N' PILLAGE (218)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 603): WAIF of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 485): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 611): SOLDIER 2 of OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 607): PETE MASTIFF of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 606): SASHA of CASSEY'S CREW (Dartor, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 610): OL SMOKEY of THE VOLS (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 607): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 602): LUNAR COYOTE of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 593): BLUE MOON of RUN AND HYDE (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 592): DANTE FURIOSO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 566): SALLI VOSS of MIDDLE WAY 13 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 556): CYPRIAN of OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 249): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 542): CHEESY SQUEEZER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 491): BILGE RAT of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 236): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 224): IMMACULATECONCEPTION of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 441): JAGGED SHIV of GRIM OBITUARY (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 200): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 485): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 603): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 485): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 611): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 607): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 606): IMAGE (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 610): THE VOLS (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 607): BONSUR BABES ROCK (Hammer, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 602): POSITION IS EMPTY mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 593): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 592): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 566): BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 556): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr,(
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 249): WACKY (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 542): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 491): DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 236): RAPTORZ (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 224): ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 441): GRIM OBITUARY (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 200): RAPTOR (Owlin the Wise, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 485) POWER PLAY et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 485): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 607): LEONIDAS of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 606): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 593): MARV JR of WASTELAND (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 566): RIREMA of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 249): HOT AIR DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 542): CHEESY SQUEEZER of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
               (turn 541): CHRISTELLINA of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 489): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 236): MOUSETRAP of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 441): JAGGED SHIV of GRIM OBITUARY (Jekyll, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  It was a tough week for WIZARDGUARD, to drop 4 
places in the rankings.  Coming up with a solid 2-3-0 outing, FUNKY FOLK has advanced 
3 places in the rankings.  Advancing in the rankings was LACONIANS who went from last 
turn's 21-37-2, to this week's record of 24-38-2.  Hey everybody, watch out for 
MICHAEL MOORE, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing TREY ROMBLE like a 
melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was BAD 
LIEUTENANT, who dropped 14 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with 
BRUNO DEETH.  Well, if ya don't shows up at the laundromat, ya can'ts wash yer 
clothes.  BLUE MOON did not fight this week so his title was forfeit.  In front of 
all the crowds, SHEWISH WHALER took the Duelmaster's crown for his own.  I give the 
bum two weeks.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s 
at bay.   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the big, bad CENTER  FOR OLDS?  Big bad 
CENTER FOR OLDS.  Big bad CENTER FOR OLDS.  TALCAMA's afraid of the big bad CENTER 
FOR OLDS.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  CENTER 
FOR OLDS + Weapons That go Boom = HELP WANTED + Avoid City.  Well just about 
everybody wants a piece of NULN, who was this week's most challenged warrior.  
BOOGERMAN of CENTER FOR OLDS had better have a good reason for challenging down 10 
points in a challenge which it lost.  I thought BOOGERMAN showed great skill and 
promise when it was overcame by SKY SLIVER.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big 
deal!   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Carrion Bird Cinematic Humor:  TREY ROMBLE 
II:  THE REMATCH.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  
Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real 
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHEWISH WHALER 9272          21  11  0   129       SEA DOGS (224)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHARNEL 8575                 16   7  1   120       RUN AND HYDE (537)
-BLUE MOON 9373                8   4  1   119       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 JB BLAH 9478                 23  20  2   116       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 DICK TATER 8675               7   1  0    99       FUNKY FOLK (625)
 SPARE ANCHOR 9610            10   3  0    96       SEA DOGS (224)
 PAPA ROTZI 9551              10   9  1    94       FUNKY FOLK (625)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOE PUPPET 9544              18  16  0    90       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 HOFFA 9369                   19  32  0    89       ARROGANCE (347)
 FROO-FROO 9589               16  10  1    84       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 CATAPHASIA 8780              12  10  0    78       SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)
 DIZZ SCHUIER 9345             9   3  1    77       HELP WANTED (671)
 DEMENTIA 8788                11  11  0    70       SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHOCO BOBA BABY 9623          8   3  2    66       WIZARDGUARD (175)
 GAYLAN OSBORNE 9346           7   5  0    66       HELP WANTED (671)
 DECK APE 9678                 5   1  1    63       SEA DOGS (224)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MERVYN 8750                  11   7  1    59       RUN AND HYDE (537)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NEVER FOREVER 9308            5   2  0    55       STREET PIZZA (106)
-FABULOUS MR FOX 9631         10   4  0    47       WIZARDGUARD (175)
 LOWELL HALE 9347              7   5  0    46       HELP WANTED (671)
-PICKLE BYSTROM 9344           8   2  0    45       HELP WANTED (671)
 BRUNO DEETH 9646              5   4  0    45       LACONIANS (487)
 RAT CATCHER 9652              5   3  1    44       SEA DOGS (224)
 NULN 9557                     3  30  0    39       ARROGANCE (347)
 BAD LIEUTENANT 9452           3   4  1    37       HELP WANTED (671)
 CANDIRU 9624                  6   1  0    35       STREET PIZZA (106)
 MEPHISKAPHELES 8779           3   2  0    35       SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HARPY THE SHREW 9643          8   4  0    33       WIZARDGUARD (175)
 SCATHING 9553                 6   3  0    31       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 SUCKER PUNCH 8785             3   2  0    31       SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)
 SKY SLIVER 9647               4   5  0    30       LACONIANS (487)
 MICHAEL MOORE 8199            3   0  1    30       PATRONAS VERITAS II (588)
-STEELE BRAIN PAN 8615         3   7  1    28       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
-PHOTON 3292                   2   4  0    26       MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
 BOOGERMAN 9656                6   7  0    25       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BILGE SUCKER 9696             2   0  0    20       SEA DOGS (224)
-SAW SCALED 9099               4   2  0    18       THE COLD BLOODS (661)
-DISSIDENT 9523                2   0  0    17       RUN AND HYDE (537)
-KENNETH LAY 8258              1   0  0    17       PATRONAS VERITAS II (588)
 THICKNESS 9650                1   1  0    16       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-ONE-SHOT 9675                 1   0  0    16       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 INFERNO 9636                  0   2  0    16       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
 SMUNGER 9674                  1   1  1    15       THUNDR + LITENING (22)
-HORNED VIPER 9111             2   3  0    14       THE COLD BLOODS (661)
 NASH CABONES 9697             2   0  0    12       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-BAGDHAD BOB 8039              1   5  0    10       PATRONAS VERITAS II (588)
-CHAOS SLAYER 9311             1   1  0     8       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
-PUFF ADDER 9688               1   0  0     7       THE COLD BLOODS (661)
 RAY DARTON 9708               1   0  0     6       LACONIANS (487)
 AGENT 99 9679                 1   2  0     5       SKA ROBOT ARMY (651)
-MME. PIEDLOURDE 9684          1   2  0     5       WIZARDGUARD (175)
-SLICK WILLIE 8180             1   1  0     4       PATRONAS VERITAS II (588)
-H. CLINTON 8141               0   2  0     2       PATRONAS VERITAS II (588)
 DAN D'LION 9702               0   1  0     1       FUNKY FOLK (625)
 BOB KATZ 9701                 0   1  0     1       FUNKY FOLK (625)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DONNY BROOKS 9691       1  2 0 FUNKY FOLK 625       SPYMISTRESS SHAR      594  NONE
DOUG GRAVES 9677        2  2 1 FUNKY FOLK 625       SMUNGER 9674          591   
DORIO WHITING 9653      3  4 0 LACONIANS 487        DIZZ SCHUIER 9345     593   
TREY ROMBLE 9644        4  5 1 LACONIANS 487        MICHAEL MOORE 8199    594   
THE CALYPSO KID 1666   11  9 2 WIZARDGUARD 175      JB BLAH 9478          592   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

17 July 2008
All -- Many of you know me and many more don't, but I will be scarce for a few
months.  I am relocating, so look for my presence online!  As my will, so mote it
be! -- Abraxis

9 August 2008
All -- We are currently looking for capable manager that will give the Desolate
Empire Alliance a full roster for the Turf War.  We currently have four (4) roster
slots that are open to capable managers without questionable morals.  If interested
for the Turf War, contact:  Lamar Treas-Wilson, Dok Sik, Dok Sik Killas DM 47

8 July 2008
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10

Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DONNY BROOKS was butchered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SPARE ANCHOR outwaited HOFFA in a monotonous 24 minute expert's Challenge battle.
DICK TATER overpowered CATAPHASIA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
DIZZ SCHUIER devastated NEVER FOREVER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
GAYLAN OSBORNE devastated RAT CATCHER in a popular 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
LOWELL HALE devastated NULN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
BOOGERMAN was handily defeated by SKY SLIVER in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
NASH CABONES outwaited AGENT 99 in a action packed 7 minute beginner's Challenge duel.
SHEWISH WHALER overpowered TOE PUPPET in a popular 1 minute uneven Title duel.
JB BLAH overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
DEMENTIA was demolished by PAPA ROTZI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FROO-FROO viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 3 minute veteran's contest.
SCATHING was overpowered by DECK APE in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BAD LIEUTENANT was unbelievably bested by BRUNO DEETH in a 4 minute bout.
MEPHISKAPHELES handily defeated SMUNGER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SUCKER PUNCH bested THICKNESS in a 1 minute gory brawl.
TREY ROMBLE was narrowly killed by MICHAEL MOORE in a 4 minute match.
CANDIRU beat INFERNO in a 1 minute bout.
BILGE SUCKER overpowered BOB KATZ in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DAN D'LION slimly lost to RAY DARTON in a popular 3 minute gruesome novice's contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  12 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        14 -   9 -  0      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    5         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  21 -  3      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  34 -  2      53  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  16 -  1      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     21 -  27 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -  12 -  0      40  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  15 -  2      38  |

Turn 594 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  4         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   SHEWISH WHALER 9272        21  11  0  129 SEA DOGS (224)
STRIKING ATTACK  JB BLAH 9478               23  20  2  116 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 9610          10   3  0   96 SEA DOGS (224)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TOE PUPPET 9544            18  16  0   90 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
SLASHING ATTACK  FROO-FROO 9589             16  10  1   84 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
AIMED BLOW       NEVER FOREVER 9308          5   2  0   55 STREET PIZZA (106)
BASHING ATTACK   LOWELL HALE 9347            7   5  0   46 HELP WANTED (671)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is JB BLAH 9478.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BAD LIEUTENANT 9452.  The ten other most popular fighters were FROO-FROO 9589, 
AGENT 99 9679, DAN D'LION 9702, TREY ROMBLE 9644, DIZZ SCHUIER 9345, JB BLAH 9478, 
RAY DARTON 9708, GAYLAN OSBORNE 9346, SKY SLIVER 9647, and SHEWISH WHALER 9272.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 9369.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SPARE ANCHOR 9610, BOB KATZ 9701, THICKNESS 9650, SMUNGER 9674, NASH 
CABONES 9697, BOOGERMAN 9656, NULN 9557, DONNY BROOKS 9691, INFERNO 9636, and 
SCATHING 9553.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SHEWISH WHALER (18-9272) SEA DOGS (224)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MARV JR (18-9288) WASTELAND (207)