DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/07/2009    Duedate: 09/19/2009

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-622

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DIRT BATH
GHOST RIDERS TOO (477)
(18-6468) [10-2-1,153]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DIRT BATH                      TAREK
GHOST RIDERS TOO (477)         LUROCIAN PRIDE (654)
(18-6468) [10-2-1,153]         (18-8812) [3-1-0,93]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MESHUGGAH MUMMY                THE DUKE OF SPOOK
THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)      GHOST RIDERS TOO (477)
(18-8942) [15-12-0,100]        (18-6467) [4-10-1,43]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

GHOST RIDERS TOO (477)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LUROCIAN PRIDE (654)        55
2. GHAELIE SIDHE (495)         45      OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
3. GHOST RIDERS TOO (477)      35      Unchartered Team
4. THE GUARDIANS II (479)      28
5. SKI-BUM 18 (684)            23      ODIN'S CHOSEN (562)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*ODIN'S CHOSEN (562)       10   5  0 66.7   1/ 1 GHOST RIDERS TOO (477)    9  6 0
 2/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 116 100  7 53.7   2/ 6*ODIN'S CHOSEN (562)       8  2 0
 3/ 0 GHAELIE SIDHE (495)       97  85 11 53.3   3/ 3 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     8  7 1
 4/ 2 SEA DOGS (224)           360 316 25 53.3   4/ 2 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)  7  7 0
 5/ 4 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 166 159 10 51.1   5/ 7*CHAMPIONS (688)           7  8 2
 6/ 5 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    %1146 %1121 69 50.6   6/12*LUROCIAN PRIDE (654)      6  5 0
 7/ 7 STREET PIZZA (106)       741 811 54 47.7   7/11 RUN AND HYDE (537)        6  8 0
 8- 8 WIZARDGUARD (175)        195 214 12 47.7   8/10 THE GUARDIANS II (479)    6  9 1
 9/10 THE GUARDIANS II (479)   121 138  8 46.7   9/14*SKI-BUM 18 (684)          5  9 2
10/ 6*CHAMPIONS (688)            7   8  2 46.7  10/13 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566)  5 10 2
11/ 9*SKI-BUM 18 (684)          11  13  2 45.8  11/ 0 GHAELIE SIDHE (495)       4  1 0
12/14 GHOST RIDERS TOO (477)    29  36  2 44.6  12- 5 WIZARDGUARD (175)         4  6 0
13/12 RUN AND HYDE (537)       139 175 13 44.3  13/ 4 SEA DOGS (224)            4 11 1
14/11*RAVENS SONG (687)         18  23  1 43.9  14/ 8*RAVENS SONG (687)         4 11 0
15/16*LUROCIAN PRIDE (654)       7   9  0 43.8  15/ 9 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)  3  2 0
16/13 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566) 111 145  9 43.4  16/16 STREET PIZZA (106)        2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
17/15 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)   30  43  2 41.1  17/15 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)   1  2 1

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

TURN 3 is out and up!

Wow, big turn.  Lots of movement!  Congrats go out to Odin's Chosen for a perfect 5-0
vs all contestants! +5 points!  Ghost Riders Too and Champions also both come up with
big +3 turns to move up the rankings to Second and Tied for Third overall.  Of Wolf
an [cut off by hal]

DECLARED TURN 618

The Grateful Undead #566 - Street Legal - 5/5
Odin's Chosen - #562 - Heathen Hatebreed - 5/5
Pipeline 115 - #686 - Champion - 0/0 - OUT OF CONTEST
Wizardguard - #175 - The Ancient One - 5/5

DECLARED TURN 619 - Turn 1 of Contest

Of Wolf and Man II - #630 - Tripwire - 5/5
Sea Dogs - #224 - One Armed Bandit - 5/5
Ghost Riders Too - #477 - Bladerunner - 5/5
Ravens Song - #687 - Snafu - 5/5
Run and Hyde - #537 - Jekyll - 4/5
Lurocian Pride - #654 - The Greek Guy - 3/5
Superior Forces 6N - #493 - Manager - 1/5

DECLARED TURN 620 - Turn 2 of the Contest

Vincere Aut Mori - Toker - 0/5
The Guardians II #479 - Guardian - 5/5
Ski-Bum 18 #684 - Ski-Bum - 4/5
Champions #688 - Champion - 5/5

DECLARED TURN 621 - Turn 3 of the Contest

NONE

As always!  CHECK YOUR SCORES!  Only scores that count are against contestants.

Good luck to all!

TURN 3 SCORES

Ghost Riders Too: +3 Total: +6          Wizardguard: +1 Total: 0
Dirt Bath: +1                           DA: 0
Shaderunner: +1                         Fabulous Mr Fox: +1
The Duke of Spook: +1                   Choco Boba Baby: +1
Acheron: -1                             Harpy The Shrew: -1
Phesa Murkshadow: +1                    DA: 0

Odin's Chosen: +5 Total: +5             The Guardians II: -2 Total: 0
A.D. Bound: +1                          Steele Brain Pan: -1
Randgrith: +1                           Chaos Slayer: +1
ISA: +1                                 Shag Steele: 0
D.A. Bound: +1                          Karl Cullinane: -1
Swift Steel: +1                         Bandylegs: -1

Superior Forces 6N: +1 Total: +4        Lurocian Pride: -2 Total: -1
Sallanche: 0                            Tarek: 0
Dead Urn: 0                             Tamarek: -1
Runaway: +1                             Tialis: -1

Champions: +3 Total: +4                 Ski-Bum 18: -1 Total: -1
Extradonaire: +2                        Helga the Black: +1
Whatamonster: 0                         Zed Dardstone: 0
Feefifofum: -1                          Wild Wanda: -1
Bad Company: +1                         Dead Bob: -1
As Seen On TV: +1                       DA: 0

Sea Dogs: +2 Total: +3                  Ravens Song: -2 Total: -5
Spare Anchor: +1                        Draque Vloode: -1
Stowaway: 0                             Elazu Danin: +1
Plankton: +2                            Kreese Alore: -1
Driftwood: -1                           Warren: 0
DA: 0                                   Batroy: -1

Run and Hyde: +1 Total: +1              The Grateful Undead: -4 Total: -7
Mervyn: -1                              Vlad Z. Vampire: 0
Dissident: +1                           Meshuggah Mummy: -1
Dryftr: +1                              Bubbly Baalzebub: -1
DA: 0                                   Grumpy Ghoul: -1
                                        Steeley Shadow: -1
Of Wolf and Man II: -2 Total: +1
The Closer: 0
Zelana: 0
Nikki: -1
Bustem: -1

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 631): DOOMTAIL of EVIL BEAVERS (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 513): KESTRATLAK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 637): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 612): JOSEPH of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 632): FELISSA HURM of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 630): CONCUSSION of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 635): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 621): DIRT BATH of GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 620): BONEFACE of RAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 592): SHERRY of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 584): TORCHLIGHT KID of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 563): COLLINGWOOD of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 568): CORRUPT TURNKEY of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 519): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 250): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 238): STINGAREE of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 469): CAPTAIN SCOURGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): MYSTIQUE of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 513): GATEWAY of ATTACK OF THE CLONES (TUM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 631): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 513): THE GOLDEN FISH
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 637): PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 612): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 632): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 630): GOLDEN DAWN (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 635): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 621): GHOST RIDERS TOO (Bladerunner, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 320): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 592): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 584): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 263): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 568): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 519): OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 250): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 238): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 469): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 214): BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 513) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 631): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 636): SUPER SENIOR of GENERATION X (?, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 631): KATIRONA MURH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 623): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 621): CAUDIERS of STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 583): GURU GNU of HILLTOP GURUS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 568): THE HYPHEN-DASH of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 519): TELENIA of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 249): NO-STICK TAPE of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for TALCAMA.  I don't wanna hurt anybody's 
feelings or anything, but SEA DOGS really goofed with their 0-5-0.  LUROCIAN PRIDE 
like really fought hard to move up to 6th from 12th.  Way to go!  MVP award for INZO? 
GHAELIE SIDHE's proud of her after beating THE CODDLER and getting 21 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  THE CODDLER got smashed by INZO, and lost 16 points!  
Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think DIRT BATH should let CANDIRU 
be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being 
a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  CENTER FOR OLDS was the most avoided team.  Is a 
1146-1121-69 record really that scary?  I don't know what THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD's been 
doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from CENTER FOR OLDS, 
that's fer sher.  Like, is BATROY popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in 
all of TALCAMA!  He's got a 0-2-0, is that good?  ZELANA is being unfair.  She's 
challenged down 26 against TAREK.  I don't know why they let this stuff go on.  (I'd 
better shut up) A lotta people lost a lotta money in a lotta bets, when ZELANA 
challenged TAREK, 26 points below and lost!  Send 'im to the Dark Arena!  Some fights 
are really unfair.  How do you think HELGA THE BLACK feels about being challenged by 
DISSIDENT, 30 points above her?  I was sorry to see such an unfair "fight" in 
TALCAMA.  DISSIDENT got 4 points after beating HELGA THE BLACK, 30 points below him.  
See if I ever talk to MERVYN again!  THE DUKE OF SPOOK was so low when He challenged 
he.  Hhmph!  MERVYN beat THE DUKE OF SPOOK.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm not 
surprised MERVYN would do such a scummy thing, either.   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  D'ya think WILD WANDA is feeling guilty for killing ODIN'S CHOSEN's A.D. 
BOUND, a mere boy?  Naah, I doubt it.  Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?  
(STEELE BRAIN PAN vs. EXTRADONAIRE, that is.) Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you 
guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  TALCAMA is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  I 
had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIRT BATH 6468               10   2  1   153       GHOST RIDERS TOO (477)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE CLOSER 9187              15   7  1   140       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 SPARE ANCHOR 9610            25  14  0   117       SEA DOGS (224)
 MESHUGGAH MUMMY 8942         15  12  0   100       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 TAREK 8812                    3   1  0    93       LUROCIAN PRIDE (654)
-FABULOUS MR FOX 9631         22  13  0    91       WIZARDGUARD (175)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CHOCO BOBA BABY 9623         19  13  3    89       WIZARDGUARD (175)
-HARPY THE SHREW 9643         19  14  0    89       WIZARDGUARD (175)
-NEVER FOREVER 9308           13   5  0    89       STREET PIZZA (106)
-TAKOV 7457                   13  13  0    88       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
 ZELANA 9240                  10   7  0    80       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
-SALLANCHE 8925               10   4  1    77       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 CHAOS SLAYER 9311             6   1  0    76       THE GUARDIANS II (479)
 DOT DOT DOT 9728             13  11  0    75       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 STOWAWAY 9722                13  12  3    74       SEA DOGS (224)
 DISSIDENT 9523                7   0  0    70       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 STEELE BRAIN PAN 8615         6   9  1    68       THE GUARDIANS II (479)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHADERUNNER 6497              8   4  0    65       GHOST RIDERS TOO (477)
 INZO 7284                    10   7  1    62       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
 MERVYN 8750                  14  11  1    60       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 TRIP 9738                    12   8  0    60       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 BUBBLY BAALZEBUB 8979        12  14  2    57       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GRUMPY GHOUL 8959            14  13  0    55       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 CAOIMHIN 8214                 4   3  0    44       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
 THE DUKE OF SPOOK 6467        4  10  1    43       GHOST RIDERS TOO (477)
 TAMAREK 8813                  2   2  0    43       LUROCIAN PRIDE (654)
 PLANKTON 9748                 9   7  1    41       SEA DOGS (224)
 THE CODDLER 9746             10   6  1    38       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-RAGEN 7461                    5  10  0    38       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
 HELGA THE BLACK 9785          3   2  0    36       SKI-BUM 18 (684)
-ROYCE 7459                    6   6  1    35       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
 SPECTRUM 5 8999               2   1  0    34       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EXTRADONAIRE 9847             2   1  1    33       CHAMPIONS (688)
 ACHERON 9774                  5   3  0    30       GHOST RIDERS TOO (477)
 GARION 9776                   2   2  1    30       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
 ISA 7583                      2   1  0    29       ODIN'S CHOSEN (562)
 RANDGRITH 7579                3   0  0    26       ODIN'S CHOSEN (562)
 WILD WANDA 9787               2   3  1    26       SKI-BUM 18 (684)
-PHOTON 3292                   2   4  0    26       MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
 SWIFT STEEL 7581              2   1  0    25       ODIN'S CHOSEN (562)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DRIFTWOOD 9754                6   4  0    22       SEA DOGS (224)
 TIALIS 8810                   2   2  0    22       LUROCIAN PRIDE (654)
 ELAZU DANIN 9828              6   3  0    21       RAVENS SONG (687)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STEELEY SHADOW 9169           5   4  1    21       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 ZED DARDSTONE 9809            3   0  1    21       SKI-BUM 18 (684)
 HASETH 8046                   5   5  0    20       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
 WHATAMONSTER 9846             2   1  1    20       CHAMPIONS (688)
 FEEFIFOFUM 9845               1   2  0    20       CHAMPIONS (688)
 HOLLY 9873                    1   0  0    20       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 CRIOFAN 8987                  2   2  0    19       GHAELIE SIDHE (495)
-RUNAWAY 9262                  2   0  0    17       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 NIKKI 9824                    3   1  0    16       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 DRYFTR 9850                   2   1  0    16       RUN AND HYDE (537)
 BUSTEM 9856                   1   1  0    14       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
 KREESE ALORE 9831             3   3  1    13       RAVENS SONG (687)
 PINCH BLISTER 9859            2   0  0    13       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 WARREN 9855                   1   1  0    11       RAVENS SONG (687)
 RODERICK 9868                 1   0  0    10       RAVENS SONG (687)
 DEAD BOB 9788                 2   3  0     9       SKI-BUM 18 (684)
 D.A. BOUND 7580               1   2  0     9       ODIN'S CHOSEN (562)
 VLAD Z. VAMPIRE 9857          1   1  1     5       THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
 AS SEEN ON TV 9862            1   1  0     5       CHAMPIONS (688)
 DEAD URN 9827                 1   1  0     4       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 BAD COMPANY 9863              1   1  0     4       CHAMPIONS (688)
 PHESA MURKSHADOW 9867         1   1  0     4       GHOST RIDERS TOO (477)
 LOWBROW UNIBROW 9858          1   1  0     4       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 BATROY 9854                   0   2  0     2       RAVENS SONG (687)
 AZAER 9870                    0   1  0     1       OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
TUFF MITTENS! 9773      2  4 0 CENTER FOR OLDS 108  GARION 9776           620  JUST REVENGED
DONTHAVEATIZZY 9843     0  1 0 CHAMPIONS 688        SHAG STEELE 9312      620  REVENGED
A.D. BOUND 7582         2  1 0 ODIN'S CHOSEN 562    WILD WANDA 9787       622   
DRAQUE VLOODE 9829      4  1 0 RAVENS SONG 687      PLANKTON 9748         621   
DRAIN BAMAGE 9874       0  1 0 RUN AND HYDE 537     MERCENARY TAO         622  NONE
GUIDO 9875              0  1 0 RUN AND HYDE 537     WIRYDON THE GIAN      622  NONE
CHUM BUCKET 9753        5  4 1 SEA DOGS 224         THE CODDLER 9746      620   
MAN OVERBOARD 9871      0  1 0 SEA DOGS 224         BANDIT PRINCESS       622  NONE
ARYA STEELSONG 9810     1  1 0 SKI-BUM 18 684       WHATAMONSTER 9846     620   
I STILL SUCK 9872       0  1 0 SKI-BUM 18 684       BANDIT PRINCESS       622  NONE
BANDYLEGS 9861          0  2 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479 BLACK ORC             622  NONE
BOB CULLINANE 9719      0  1 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479 ZED DARDSTONE 9809    620   
KARL CULLINANE 9860     0  2 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479 AVENGING ZILTHOR      622  NONE
PORTOLET GUARDIA 9869   0  1 0 THE GUARDIANS II 479 AVENGING ZILTHOR      622  NONE
SHAG STEELE 9312        1  1 1 THE GUARDIANS II 479 EXTRADONAIRE 9847     621  JUST REVENGED
DEATHSTALKER TOO 9731   6  8 1 WIZARDGUARD 175      SALLANCHE 8925        619   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Talcama -- My team "Ghaelie Sidhe" is entered into the battle Royal. -- Mordraith mgr
Ghaelie Sidhe

26 August 09
     There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
     arenas.  When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
     arena number!  It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key.  When the
     receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
     Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BANDYLEGS was barely slain by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
KARL CULLINANE was butchered by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DRAIN BAMAGE was murdered by MERCENARY TAO in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
I STILL SUCK was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MAN OVERBOARD was butchered by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
GUIDO was assassinated by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
PORTOLET GUARDIAN was murdered by AVENGING ZILTHORN in a 1 minute competition.
DOT DOT DOT devastated GARION in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Bloodfeud duel.
STEELE BRAIN PAN narrowly defeated EXTRADONAIRE in a 2 minute Bloodfeud brawl.
DEAD BOB was handily defeated by WHATAMONSTER in a 1 minute uneven Bloodfeud melee.
ZELANA was viciously subdued by TAREK in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
THE CLOSER overpowered SPARE ANCHOR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MESHUGGAH MUMMY handily defeated STOWAWAY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
DISSIDENT demolished HELGA THE BLACK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CHAOS SLAYER demolished BUBBLY BAALZEBUB in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MERVYN luckily beat THE DUKE OF SPOOK in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge conflict.
TRIP vanquished GRUMPY GHOUL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout.
ELAZU DANIN was vanquished by TAMAREK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
ACHERON bested DRIFTWOOD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
KREESE ALORE was defeated by ZED DARDSTONE in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
RANDGRITH subdued DRYFTR in a 1 minute Challenge bout.
D.A. BOUND was beaten by STEELEY SHADOW in a 1 minute Challenge match.
BATROY was savagely defeated by NIKKI in a 2 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
VLAD Z. VAMPIRE was devastated by FEEFIFOFUM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
PHESA MURKSHADOW was vanquished by BUSTEM in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
SWIFT STEEL handily defeated BAD COMPANY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
A.D. BOUND was viciously butchered by WILD WANDA in a 2 minute brutal Challenge bout.
DIRT BATH overpowered CANDIRU in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
INZO overpowered THE CODDLER in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
SHADERUNNER overpowered PLANKTON in a 1 minute uneven match.
CRIOFAN was luckily beaten by ISA in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
SPECTRUM 5 unbelievably bested CAPTURED ORC in a 8 minute amateur's bout.
CAOIMHIN overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HASETH won victory over OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute fray.
LOWBROW UNIBROW was overpowered by TIALIS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PINCH BLISTER defeated AS SEEN ON TV in a exciting 3 minute novice's fight.
DEAD URN was beaten by WARREN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's fray.
HOLLY vanquished FROGS FORM THE SKY in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
AZAER was demolished by RODERICK in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 18         SLASHING ATTACK   23 -  18 -  2      56  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         PARRY-LUNGE       20 -  16 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         TOTAL PARRY       18 -  17 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  18 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         AIMED BLOW        29 -  32 -  2      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  10 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   34 -  46 -  1      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  43 -  4      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -  28 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   6 -  0      14  |

Turn 622 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         3 -  4         3  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  7     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  9         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  DIRT BATH 6468             10   2  1  153 GHOST RIDERS TOO (477)
AIMED BLOW       THE CLOSER 9187            15   7  1  140 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 9610          25  14  0  117 SEA DOGS (224)
STRIKING ATTACK  MESHUGGAH MUMMY 8942       15  12  0  100 THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
LUNGING ATTACK   TAREK 8812                  3   1  0   93 LUROCIAN PRIDE (654)
PARRY-LUNGE      ZELANA 9240                10   7  0   80 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
BASHING ATTACK   DISSIDENT 9523              7   0  0   70 RUN AND HYDE (537)
PARRY-STRIKE     THE CODDLER 9746           10   6  1   38 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
WALL OF STEEL    HELGA THE BLACK 9785        3   2  0   36 SKI-BUM 18 (684)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MESHUGGAH MUMMY 8942.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE DUKE OF SPOOK 6467.  The ten other most popular fighters were CRIOFAN 
8987, TAREK 8812, STEELE BRAIN PAN 8615, AS SEEN ON TV 9862, NIKKI 9824, A.D. BOUND 
7582, MESHUGGAH MUMMY 8942, INZO 7284, BANDYLEGS 9861, and DOT DOT DOT 9728.

The least popular fighter this week was SPECTRUM 5 8999.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were AZAER 9870, LOWBROW UNIBROW 9858, PLANKTON 9748, THE CODDLER 9746, BAD 
COMPANY 9863, PHESA MURKSHADOW 9867, D.A. BOUND 7580, ELAZU DANIN 9828, GRUMPY GHOUL 
8959, and BUBBLY BAALZEBUB 8979.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

THE CLOSER (18-9187) OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CANDIRU (18-9624) STREET PIZZA (106)