DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/20/2010 Duedate: 10/02/2010
TALCAMA ARENA
DM-18 TURN-649
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
THE CODDLER
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
(18-9746) [21-22-1,112]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
BIG PIMPIN' IMP SELNON
THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566) SLAVES TO THE GAME (551)
(18-9910) [15-7-0,114] (18-7484) [1-0-0,9]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BIG PIMPIN' IMP ERIN GO BRAGH
THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566) RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
(18-9910) [15-7-0,114] (18-2540) [16-15-0,82]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 52
2. THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566) 37 ERRATA (675)
3. ERRATA (675) 21 Unchartered Team
4. OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 14
5. SLAVES TO THE GAME (551) 9 SLAVES TO THE GAME (551)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*SLAVES TO THE GAME (551) 1 0 0 100 1/ 1 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 8 7 0
2/ 1 ERRATA (675) 19 13 0 59.4 2/ 2 SEA DOGS (224) 7 8 1
3/ 2 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 177 143 7 55.3 3/ 7 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133) 6 7 0
4/ 3 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 214 185 12 53.6 4/ 8 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566) 6 8 0
5/ 4 DEATH & TAXES (84) 92 81 6 53.2 5/ 3 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630) 6 8 0
6/ 5 SEA DOGS (224) 420 383 28 52.3 6/ 4 ERRATA (675) 5 1 0
7/ 6 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) %1213 %1188 70 50.5 7- 6 DEVIL'S DEN (682) 4 1 0
8/ 7 THE GRATEFUL UNDEA (566) 187 195 12 49.0 8/ 5 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 4 4 0
9/ 8 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133) 123 151 10 44.9 9/ 0 LACONIANS (487) 1 0 0
10/ 0 LACONIANS (487) 39 52 2 42.9 10/ 0*SLAVES TO THE GAME (551) 1 0 0
11- 9 DEVIL'S DEN (682) 13 34 2 27.7 11/ 9 DEATH & TAXES (84) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 658): HONOR of MIGHTY MORALS II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 540): TWO-PIECE TOENAIL of 042709A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): BOB THE INHALER of IRATE FORMATIONS (Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 635): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 659): RAVEN of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 654): UPPER DECK of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 662): DOOM DWARF of BUNION SQUAD (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 647): THE GRINCH of ABOMINATIONS (Chase, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 648): CLOVER of RYAN'S HENCHMEN (Leprechaun, mgr)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 647): MILLHAUSER of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 615): PUSS N BOOTS of ERRATA (JE, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 602): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 595): EACHAM of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 546): SAARVEGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 261): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 252): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 228): ARAMIS RAMIREZ of PURPLE PLATYPI (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 540): COOLER of STYROFOAM (Jolly, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 658): KIDS GONE BAD (Misfit, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 540): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 635): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 659): JAMES BONDAGE (Obregon, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 654): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 662): BONSUR LONG NAMES (Hammer, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 647): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 648): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 647): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 615): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 602): THE OAFS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 377): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 595): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 546): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 261): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 252): VIRUS (?, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 228): MONGREL HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 540) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 3 OSKSI (turn 663/4): BOB THE INHALER of IRATE FORMATIONS (Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 658): PENDRU ROST of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 653): EVE AND EMMA of PYSCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 648): PLANKTON of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 277): KAHR, JACK of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 595): EACHAM of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 492): JERANS LA'ROC of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
(turn 491): FARGO HAIL of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Coming up with a solid 1-3-0 outing, RYAN'S
HENCHMEN has advanced 4 places in the rankings. Advancing in the rankings was THE
GRATEFUL UNDEAD who went from last turn's 184-194-12, to this week's record of
187-195-12. Hey everybody, watch out for GARY, who flew up 21 points in the rankings
after mashing BOATSWAIN like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days
it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. BOATSWAIN was subdued by GARY and drops 15
points. Drawing on all of hers experience as a 20-22-1 warrior, THE CODDLER went for
the Duelmastership against CLOVER this week. In front of all the crowds, THE CODDLER
took the Duelmaster's crown for hers own. I give the bum two weeks. An apple a day
keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the TALCAMA arena. Did you
hear that CENTER FOR OLDS was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the
personal hygiene of CENTER FOR OLDS' warriors, I'm not surprised! And you guys like
to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause OF WOLF AND MAN II beats feet every
time CENTER FOR OLDS smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well dang howdy, but if
challenges were votes, LOCAR would be president. Although it may be a contest he
doesn't want to win. In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, ANONYMISSUS went
after LOCAR, who was higher by 24 points. Well, when the dust settled, ANONYMISSUS
won victory over LOCAR. BIG PIMPIN' IMP of THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD had better have a
good reason for challenging down 11 points in a challenge which he won. I thought
BIG PIMPIN' IMP showed great skill and promise when he subdued KRUSK. All right, so
I slept through it! Big deal!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! PLANKTON defied all odds and slew HIGH ELF in the Dark
Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as HIGH ELF's meat is notoriously
tough. Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important
step on the road to Duelmaster.
Well, there's the manager of the TALCAMA giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the world's
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. See ya next time
I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE CODDLER 9746 21 22 1 112 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BIG PIMPIN' IMP 9910 15 7 0 114 THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
-ORTHOS 553 19 14 2 99 DEATH & TAXES (84)
-LITTLE MOKELE 2 9946 9 1 0 98 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
GARY 9483 8 6 0 97 ERRATA (675)
KRUSK 9906 11 7 0 93 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
PINCH BLISTER 9859 18 11 0 91 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
JAMESON 4067 14 9 1 91 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLOVER 2284 16 20 1 90 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
-SPONGEBOB 9485 6 2 0 84 ERRATA (675)
BLACK WIGHT 9974 8 4 0 83 THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
ERIN GO BRAGH 2540 16 15 0 82 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
BOATSWAIN 9958 11 5 0 72 SEA DOGS (224)
STEELEY SHADOW 9169 16 17 2 67 THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
LOCAR 630 15 22 0 67 DEATH & TAXES (84)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANONYMISSUS 9972 9 4 0 65 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
FIZZ AND FURS 9959 12 4 0 63 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-SQUIDWARD 9484 5 3 0 63 ERRATA (675)
BUTCHER 9954 10 4 0 62 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DELION 9961 9 4 0 61 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ENSIGN 9922 10 8 0 51 SEA DOGS (224)
RAY DARTON 9708 10 4 0 51 LACONIANS (487)
-LUCIFER 9758 5 4 2 51 DEVIL'S DEN (682)
-GORD 917 7 0 0 45 DEATH & TAXES (84)
ULSTER 9983 6 4 0 38 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
-DEAD URN 9827 5 4 0 37 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
-SUSHI 9991 2 2 0 37 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRISIS 9992 3 3 0 33 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
I WANT MY MUMMY 9985 5 4 0 26 THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
-PHOTON 3292 2 4 0 26 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DEATH DWELLER 910 5 2 2 23 DEATH & TAXES (84)
-DIO DEVIL 9989 4 3 0 23 THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
-MEOUSA 9757 3 6 0 22 DEVIL'S DEN (682)
-HELLFIRE 9759 4 5 0 19 DEVIL'S DEN (682)
-SATAN 9756 1 9 0 18 DEVIL'S DEN (682)
4 POINTS 10003 3 1 0 14 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
HARBOR MASTER 10008 2 1 0 13 SEA DOGS (224)
-HADES 9755 0 10 0 10 DEVIL'S DEN (682)
SELNON 7484 1 0 0 9 SLAVES TO THE GAME (551)
-BIKINI 9482 0 1 0 7 ERRATA (675)
IJUSTDRIVETHEFINGCAR 10014 0 1 0 1 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
MAN OVERBOARD 10013 0 1 0 SEA DOGS 224 BLACK ORC 649 NONE
5 POINTS 9998 2 2 0 SUPERIOR FORCES 493 MERCENARY TAO 649 NONE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
PLANKTON butchered HIGH ELF in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
5 POINTS was butchered by MERCENARY TAO in a exciting 2 minute Dark Arena duel.
MAN OVERBOARD was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
THE CODDLER devastated CLOVER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title contest.
BIG PIMPIN' IMP savagely defeated KRUSK in a 2 minute master's Challenge match.
GARY overpowered BOATSWAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
BLACK WIGHT devastated DELION in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
BUTCHER overcame ENSIGN in a action packed 1 minute gruesome Challenge melee.
ANONYMISSUS vanquished LOCAR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
I WANT MY MUMMY outwaited 4 POINTS in a slow 23 minute Challenge fight.
JAMESON overpowered VENOMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
ERIN GO BRAGH was defeated by PINCH BLISTER in a 6 minute veteran's match.
STEELEY SHADOW was bested by FIZZ AND FURS in a 3 minute brutal battle.
ULSTER was bested by RAY DARTON in a 2 minute bout.
CRISIS handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided conflict.
HARBOR MASTER overpowered IJUSTDRIVETHEFINGCAR in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
SELNON overcame PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a unpopular 3 minute amateur's bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 43 - 34 - 0 56 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 17 - 0 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 14 - 1 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 12 - 0 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 26 - 24 - 1 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 22 - 0 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 30 - 0 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 24 - 0 31 |
Turn 649 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 4 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK BIG PIMPIN' IMP 9910 15 7 0 114 THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
TOTAL PARRY PINCH BLISTER 9859 18 11 0 91 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
SLASHING ATTACK JAMESON 4067 14 9 1 91 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
STRIKING ATTACK BLACK WIGHT 9974 8 4 0 83 THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD (566)
PARRY-LUNGE ERIN GO BRAGH 2540 16 15 0 82 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
AIMED BLOW BOATSWAIN 9958 11 5 0 72 SEA DOGS (224)
WALL OF STEEL FIZZ AND FURS 9959 12 4 0 63 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
BASHING ATTACK BUTCHER 9954 10 4 0 62 OF WOLF AND MAN II (630)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BIG PIMPIN' IMP 9910. The most popular warrior this
turn was ERIN GO BRAGH 2540. The ten other most popular fighters were BIG PIMPIN'
IMP 9910, STEELEY SHADOW 9169, BUTCHER 9954, PINCH BLISTER 9859, GARY 9483,
ANONYMISSUS 9972, JAMESON 4067, RAY DARTON 9708, CRISIS 9992, and 5 POINTS 9998.
The least popular fighter this week was 4 POINTS 10003. The other ten least popular
fighters were I WANT MY MUMMY 9985, SELNON 7484, IJUSTDRIVETHEFINGCAR 10014, LOCAR
630, DELION 9961, BOATSWAIN 9958, CLOVER 2284, MAN OVERBOARD 10013, ULSTER 9983, and
ENSIGN 9922.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
PLANKTON (18-9748) SEA DOGS (224)