DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/04/2011    Duedate: 04/16/2011

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-663

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SUSHI
SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
(18-9991) [9-5-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SUSHI                          POSITION IS EMPTY
SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)       
(18-9991) [9-5-0,106]          

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SUSHI                          SATAN
SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)       DEVIL'S DEN (682)
(18-9991) [9-5-0,106]          (18-9756) [2-15-0,21]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)    30
2. DEVIL'S DEN (682)           13      SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
3. OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)      1      Unchartered Team
4. ACES (695)                   0
5. LUROCIAN PRIDE (654)         0TURKEY DAY MASSACRE (608)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*ACES (695)                 1   0  1  100   1/ 1 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    12  3 1
 2/ 3 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 236 198 15 54.4   2/ 2 SHEPHERDS (252)           9  5 0
 3/ 4 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    %1258 %1213 72 50.9   3/ 3 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)  6  3 0
 4- 5 ERRATA (675)              20  21  0 48.8   4- 4*ACES (695)                1  0 1
 5/ 6 SHEPHERDS (252)          739 887 37 45.4   5/10 DEVIL'S DEN (682)         1  9 0
 6- 7 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)    130 163 13 44.4   6/ 8 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)   0  6 0
 7- 8 LUROCIAN PRIDE (654)      37  50  1 42.5   7- 7 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)     0  4 0
 8/10 OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)   38  65  3 36.9   8- 9 ERRATA (675)              0  3 0
 9/11 DEVIL'S DEN (682)         25  57  3 30.5   9-11 LUROCIAN PRIDE (654)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 672): CRATER FACE of LAB EXPERIMENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 554): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 677): MEGA PIXEL of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 649): IRONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 673): SCOOTIE PUFF JR of 011510A (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 668): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 661): ADDAI of SERPENTS HOLD! (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 629): TANNY of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 616): LUM BUSBY of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 609): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 560): HABU of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 266): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 259): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 506): STANLY MILLGRAM of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 554): ZOLTAN of LOST SWORDS (Buri, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 672): CLUELESS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 554): SERPENTS HOLD (KhisantH, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 677): STATE OF MIND (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 649): TL;DR (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 673): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 668): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 661): BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 662): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 661): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 629): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 616): JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 609): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 560): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 266): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 259): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 506): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 554) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 554): HEMLOCK of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 677): MEGA PIXEL of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 673): LEORA NOEVAL of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 668): CAMDEN of BALTO (JE, mgr.)
                (turn 667): HAPPY HARRIET of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 676): CHAINSAW CHUCK of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 660): CRESDENE ARCT of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 659): WIZARDS! Of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 662): FIZZ AND FURS of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 661): YUEDEBAHL LITHA of THE RED BLADES (Bill the Bard, mgr.)
               (turn 660): TOO BIG TO FAIL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                           BUL GOBLINHEWER of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
                           BORGES of LITERATE LOONS (Sherman, mgr.)
                           FRITERSATAFATFARM of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 559): MAHAGHAL of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  Coming up with a solid 1-4-0 outing, DEVIL'S 
DEN has advanced 5 places in the rankings.  Hey everybody, watch out for LUCIFER, who 
flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing PETE like a melon.  Keep your eye on 
this guy.  And falling like a basher in the top ten was MEOUSA, who dropped 10 points 
after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with BEDDER.  Unlike most arenas, FIZZ 
AND FURS managed to get hers challenge off against the 0-0-0 WIRYDON THE GIANTESS.  
The crowds were amazed this turn, as WIRYDON THE GIANTESS killed the Duelmaster, FIZZ 
AND FURS, leaving CENTER FOR OLDS in mourning.  This incredible death has allowed, I 
might add, SUSHI from SUPERIOR FORCES 6N to ascend to the throne of Duelmaster, and I 
hear DARK ARENA is not happy.  An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a 
day keeps T.P.s at bay.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Here's a song for you:  Who's afraid of the 
big, bad CENTER FOR OLDS?  Big bad CENTER FOR OLDS.  Big bad CENTER FOR OLDS.  
TALCAMA's afraid of the big bad CENTER FOR OLDS.  Tra la la la la!  For those of you 
who like math, try this one:  CENTER FOR OLDS + Weapons That go Boom = SHEPHERDS + 
Avoid City.  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, SUSHI would be president. 
Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win.  Getting lots of flowers from 
sympathetic fans was SUSHI, who was successfully challenged by MESHACH who had a mere 
25 points more than SUSHI.  Well MESHACH, just can't get an easy fight anymore can 
you?  You thought challenging down 25 points to SUSHI would be fun.  Right?  Wrong!   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in TALCAMA have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it 
hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUSHI 9991                    9   5  0   106       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MESHACH 9531                 15  10  1    83       SHEPHERDS (252)
-SPONGEBOB 9485                6   4  0    83       ERRATA (675)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JAMESON 4067                 15  13  1    66       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
 LUCIFER 9758                  8   8  3    60       DEVIL'S DEN (682)
 BEDDER 10043                  6   2  2    59       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 PETE 8637                     5   2  0    59       SHEPHERDS (252)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOSHA 9896                   10   7  0    53       LUROCIAN PRIDE (654)
 CHATROOMMATE 10034            5   4  0    42       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-GARION 9776                   6   6  1    41       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
 MEOUSA 9757                   7   9  0    39       DEVIL'S DEN (682)
 CARBONATED MILK 10036         5   4  0    34       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-TUROC 9928                    4   9  0    34       LUROCIAN PRIDE (654)
 BARNEY 10085                  3   1  0    34       SHEPHERDS (252)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HELLFIRE 9759                 8   8  0    32       DEVIL'S DEN (682)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 A'S SPECIAL BLEND 9575        7  11  0    32       SHEPHERDS (252)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JOYCE'S BRAIN 10080           4   0  0    23       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 SATAN 9756                    2  15  0    21       DEVIL'S DEN (682)
 SUPERIOR SNOTLING 10095       2   0  0    20       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
-DWAYNES FOLLY 10020           1   2  0    17       LUROCIAN PRIDE (654)
 HADES 9755                    0  17  0    17       DEVIL'S DEN (682)
-RED BARON 10045               1   0  1    14       ACES (695)
-HEADBAND 9601                 0   2  0    14       ERRATA (675)
-BIKINI 9482                   0   1  0     7       ERRATA (675)
 HELMON 10074                  1   3  0     6       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
-PILON 10063                   1   0  0     5       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
-MOYA 10083                    0   2  0     2       OF WOLF AND MAN 9 (549)
-THE JACKS 10090               0   1  0     1       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FIZZ AND FURS 9959     24  6 0 CENTER FOR OLDS 108  WIRYDON THE GIAN      663  NONE
ULSTER 9983             6  7 0 RYAN'S HENCHMEN 133  BEDDER 10043          662   
31 10096                0  1 0 SUPERIOR FORCES  493 SPYMISTRESS SHAR      663  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

This personal contains no information.  You need not read it.  It exists only to
convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to
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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FIZZ AND FURS was butchered by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
31 was butchered by SPYMISTRESS SHARDA in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
MESHACH was handily defeated by SUSHI in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title match.
BEDDER devastated MEOUSA in a 2 minute gory one-sided Challenge contest.
PETE was subdued by LUCIFER in a 2 minute bloody competition.
CARBONATED MILK was unbelievably bested by CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute bloody fight.
CHATROOMMATE overpowered HELLFIRE in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
BARNEY handily defeated HADES in a 1 minute uneven melee.
A'S SPECIAL BLEND unbelievably bested SATAN in a popular 6 minute gruesome duel.
HELMON lost to JOYCE'S BRAIN in a 3 minute novice's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  11 -  1      61  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  27 -  4      53  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   8 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  24 -  0      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         AIMED BLOW        17 -  20 -  1      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  16 -  3      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   3 -  0      25  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         BASHING ATTACK     1 -  28 -  1       3  |

Turn 663 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  SUSHI 9991                  9   5  0  106 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 10034          5   4  0   42 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
AIMED BLOW       CARBONATED MILK 10036       5   4  0   34 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
PARRY-STRIKE     BARNEY 10085                3   1  0   34 SHEPHERDS (252)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SUSHI 9991.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
SATAN 9756.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER 10043, CHATROOMMATE 
10034, CARBONATED MILK 10036, JOYCE'S BRAIN 10080, SUSHI 9991, PETE 8637, LUCIFER 
9758, HELLFIRE 9759, HELMON 10074, and MESHACH 9531.

The least popular fighter this week was HADES 9755.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were MEOUSA 9757, 31 10096, A'S SPECIAL BLEND 9575, BARNEY 10085, MESHACH 
9531, HELMON 10074, HELLFIRE 9759, LUCIFER 9758, PETE 8637, and SUSHI 9991.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

FIZZ AND FURS (18-9959) CENTER FOR OLDS (108)