DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/22/2011    Duedate: 09/03/2011

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-673

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HARBOR MASTER
SEA DOGS (224)
(18-10008) [12-5-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HARBOR MASTER                  POSITION IS EMPTY
SEA DOGS (224)                 
(18-10008) [12-5-0,105]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HARBOR MASTER                  LUCIFER
SEA DOGS (224)                 DEVIL'S DEN (682)
(18-10008) [12-5-0,105]        (18-9758) [10-11-3,51]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SEA DOGS (224)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SEA DOGS (224)              35
2. CENTER FOR OLDS (108)       13      NEXT GENERATION (547)
3. RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)       11      Unchartered Team
4. DEVIL'S DEN (682)            9
5. SHEPHERDS (252)              8      MAXIMUM DAMAGE (358)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 NEXT GENERATION (547)    206 140 10 59.5   1/ 2 SEA DOGS (224)           10  3 0
 2- 2 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 240 202 16 54.3   2/ 1 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     6  9 0
 3/ 4 SEA DOGS (224)           458 416 29 52.4   3/ 3 NEXT GENERATION (547)     3  6 0
 4- 5 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)      681 654 56 51.0   4/ 4 SHEPHERDS (252)           3  8 0
 5/ 6 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    %1279 %1241 73 50.8   5/ 7 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)     2  1 0
 6/ 7 SHEPHERDS (252)          758 907 38 45.5   6/ 9 DEVIL'S DEN (682)         2  3 0
 7/ 8 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)    135 179 13 43.0   7- 5 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)  1  0 1
 8/10 DEVIL'S DEN (682)         31  76  3 29.0   8- 6 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)       1  0 0
 9-11 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      10  26  0 27.8   9- 8 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 682): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 564): FANGS of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 687): THE SUN of BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 659): RUNNING DEER of TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 683): JUDAS PRIUS of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 678): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 286): ORSINIUS of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 671): CAPRICA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 672): HARBOR MASTER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 671): SPEEDO SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 639): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 626): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 619): URCHIN of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 570): WHO of QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 516): MOOSEHEAD of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 564): RUGEN THE JELLY FISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 682): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 564): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 687): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 659): TRIBAL COUNCIL (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 683): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 678): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 286): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 671): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 672): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 671): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 639): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 626): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 619): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 570): QUESTIONS (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 516): FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 564) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 681): LITTLE BEAR of HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 563): HARKRANZ of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
                           EDWARD O'HARE of MEDAL OF HONOR A1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 686): SQUASH of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 657): MAT'ARI of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 683): GIDGET IMER of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 671): CAPRICA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
               (turn 670): TREMORS of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 670): RUIN of DARK AT HEART (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
                   (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 618): JELLO KNUCKLES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 569): JUBHAL of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 515): RED HOOK of FLOYD'S BREWERY (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Three TVs!  An 80 point gain!  The throne!  A free turn!
     Now that's more like it, Sea Dogs.

Harbor Master

                                      SPY REPORT

     So why do I have this bag over my head?  Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and 
I'm going to give you a spy report!.  We now have a new top team for all of you guys 
to dogpile on.  SEA DOGS now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it.  
Coming up with a solid 2-3-0 outing, DEVIL'S DEN has advanced 3 places in the 
rankings.  It looks like the guys(?) at SEA DOGS had a good week as they went 4-1-0 
to put them in 1st place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for DOC 
TURTLE, who flew up 16 points in the rankings after mashing HADES like a melon.  Keep 
your eye on this gal.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  
MEOUSA was defeated by A'S SPECIAL BLEND and drops 12 points.  Our battling 
duelmaster HARBOR MASTER has managed to hold the title, fending off CHATROOMMATE's 
none too subtle advances.  Better luck next time, CENTER FOR OLDS.  Advice to 
bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd!   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that SEA DOGS was most avoided 
team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of SEA DOGS' warriors, I'm not 
surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause NEXT 
GENERATION beats feet every time SEA DOGS smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well 
just about everybody wants a piece of R-1, who was this week's most challenged 
warrior.  In a touching display by a 'touched' warrior, CRUSHING BRATZ went after 
LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER, who was higher by 22 points.  Well, when the dust settled, 
CRUSHING BRATZ lost to LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes 
and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     I think I had better cut this one short.  It's been nice chatting to those of 
you whom I have not offended yet.  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  Good luck in 
next week's fights.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real 
fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARBOR MASTER 10008          12   5  0   105       SEA DOGS (224)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAMESON 4067                 16  17  1    84       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
 CHATROOMMATE 10034           11   8  0    73       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER 10031       7   0  0    70       SEA DOGS (224)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PETE 8637                     6   3  0    65       SHEPHERDS (252)
 BEDDER 10043                 11   7  2    60       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 A'S SPECIAL BLEND 9575       11  17  0    58       SHEPHERDS (252)
 BARNEY 10085                  8   6  0    58       SHEPHERDS (252)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LUCIFER 9758                 10  11  3    51       DEVIL'S DEN (682)
 HELLFIRE 9759                10  11  0    48       DEVIL'S DEN (682)
 BABY ON BOARD 10078           4   0  0    44       SEA DOGS (224)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRUSHING BRATZ 9153           4   3  0    41       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-DEAN DARWIN 1653              3   2  1    40       MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
 MEOUSA 9757                   8  13  0    39       DEVIL'S DEN (682)
-BOSON 7754                    6   9  0    39       MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
 DERRY DARLIN 10093            3   3  0    39       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
 CARBONATED MILK 10036         9  10  1    38       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SATAN 9756                    3  19  0    28       DEVIL'S DEN (682)
-PHOTON 3292                   2   4  0    26       MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
-RAMJET 8018                   4   4  1    25       MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
 R-1 9490                      3   2  0    25       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 EDDY 10120                    2   0  0    25       SEA DOGS (224)
 CRUSH THE DOCTOR 9585         3   2  0    24       NEXT GENERATION (547)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HADES 9755                    0  22  0    22       DEVIL'S DEN (682)
-SUPERIOR SNOTLING 10095       2   0  0    20       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 DOC TURTLE 10136              1   2  0    18       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-CONFIDENCE 10102              1   0  1    17       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 RUTH 10121                    4   2  0    16       SHEPHERDS (252)
-FUNKMASTER FLEX 6913          4   4  0    16       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
 GURGLES 10111                 4   3  0    15       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 THE DUBLINER 10107            1   3  0     6       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
-RED ALERT 10125               0   2  0     6       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MAN OVERBOARD 10139     0  1 0 SEA DOGS 224         STONE GOLEM           673  NONE
JONES 10132             1  1 0 SHEPHERDS 252        CONFIDENCE 10102      672   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Jones -- Sorry about the killing you thing.  I could have sworn I was trying to send
myself to the Dark Arena. -- Confidence

Bedder -- I was just trying to help you sleep.  No need to be violent. -- Crushing
Bratz

Losing to two NPCs, regardless of which ones, never makes for a good turn. -- Assur

Confidence -- I think you may have done me a favor. -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAN OVERBOARD was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
CRUSHING BRATZ was vanquished by LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER in a 1 minute Challenge battle.
HARBOR MASTER demolished CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute uneven Title fight.
JAMESON devastated BARNEY in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
BEDDER overpowered R-1 in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gruesome mismatched match.
CARBONATED MILK was narrowly defeated by HELLFIRE in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
A'S SPECIAL BLEND devastated MEOUSA in a 4 minute one-sided competition.
LUCIFER viciously subdued CARELESS WEAPONSMITH in a action packed 3 minute melee.
SATAN was vanquished by DERRY DARLIN in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
BABY ON BOARD overpowered CRUSH THE DOCTOR in a 1 minute uneven match.
RUTH narrowly defeated GURGLES in a tiresome 14 minute brutal fight.
HADES was bested by DOC TURTLE in a 1 minute master vs. novice upset conflict.
THE DUBLINER was devastated by EDDY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -  30 -  1      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         AIMED BLOW        12 -  11 -  2      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE       13 -  12 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|AIMED BLOW                       2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         TOTAL PARRY       15 -  17 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  29 -  1      31  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -  12 -  0       0  |

Turn 673 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         3  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HARBOR MASTER 10008        12   5  0  105 SEA DOGS (224)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 10034         11   8  0   73 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
STRIKING ATTACK  LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER 10031     7   0  0   70 SEA DOGS (224)
PARRY-STRIKE     BARNEY 10085                8   6  0   58 SHEPHERDS (252)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HARBOR MASTER 10008.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LUCIFER 9758.  The ten other most popular fighters were BEDDER 10043, 
CARBONATED MILK 10036, DERRY DARLIN 10093, DOC TURTLE 10136, HARBOR MASTER 10008, 
HELLFIRE 9759, LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER 10031, JAMESON 4067, BABY ON BOARD 10078, and EDDY 
10120.

The least popular fighter this week was RUTH 10121.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were GURGLES 10111, A'S SPECIAL BLEND 9575, HADES 9755, CRUSH THE DOCTOR 
9585, SATAN 9756, BARNEY 10085, CHATROOMMATE 10034, CRUSHING BRATZ 9153, MAN 
OVERBOARD 10139, and THE DUBLINER 10107.