DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/05/2011    Duedate: 09/17/2011

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-674

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HARBOR MASTER
SEA DOGS (224)
(18-10008) [13-5-0,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HARBOR MASTER                  POSITION IS EMPTY
SEA DOGS (224)                 
(18-10008) [13-5-0,111]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HARBOR MASTER                  CARBONATED MILK
SEA DOGS (224)                 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
(18-10008) [13-5-0,111]        (18-10036) [10-10-1,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SEA DOGS (224)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SEA DOGS (224)              43
2. CENTER FOR OLDS (108)       28      NEXT GENERATION (547)
3. DEVIL'S DEN (682)           13      Unchartered Team
4. HIP HOP HEROES (511)         1
5. MAD SCIENTISTS (75)          0      WENSINWASIN F.X. 2 (617)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 NEXT GENERATION (547)    206 141 10 59.4   1/ 1 SEA DOGS (224)           11  3 0
 2- 2 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493) 240 202 16 54.3   2/ 2 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     6  9 0
 3/ 3 SEA DOGS (224)           461 417 29 52.5   3/ 6 DEVIL'S DEN (682)         4  6 0
 4- 4 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)      681 654 56 51.0   4/ 4 SHEPHERDS (252)           3  8 0
 5/ 5 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    %1282 %1243 73 50.8   5- 5 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)     2  1 0
 6/ 6 SHEPHERDS (252)          759 910 38 45.5   6/ 3 NEXT GENERATION (547)     2  5 0
 7- 7 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)    135 179 13 43.0   7- 7 SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)  1  0 1
 8/ 8 DEVIL'S DEN (682)         33  79  3 29.5   8- 8 MAD SCIENTISTS (75)       1  0 0
 9/ 9 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      10  27  0 27.0   9/ 9 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 683): BLACK of FULL SPECTRUM (Jester, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 565): I. M. WEASEL of THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 688): THE SUN of BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 660): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 684): JUDAS PRIUS of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 679): FAINTLY FRANNIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 287): ORSINIUS of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 672): SCARFACE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 673): HARBOR MASTER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 672): SPEEDO SMURF of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 640): IRINIA JINZ of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 627): ZANDER of ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 620): URCHIN of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 571): TAC TACK of SERPENTS HOLD 2 (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTI0N (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 517): MAX WEBER of OUT OF CONTROL (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 565): RUGEN THE JELLY FISH of HANNAH'S PALS (The Upright Man)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 683): BOOZE (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 565): THE FUNNY FARM (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 687): BRIGHT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 660): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 684): TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 679): REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 287): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 672): THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 673): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 672): NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 640): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 627): HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 620): SHREDDERS (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 571): VENTUR BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 517): HORSE LAKERS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 565) STREET PIZZA et al (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 684): MECHANON of TECHNOLOGY (Otto X, mgr.)
               (turn 683): GIDGET IMER of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 671): CAPRICA of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 677): MY DEER WATSON of HOLMES ON THE RANGE (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
                   (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 517): THE PLAGUE of DISASTERS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out TALCAMA to see 
what's new.  The guys at DEVIL'S DEN like really pulled together to get a 2-3-0 this 
turn, moving up by 3.  Talk about yer major upsets!  BARNEY's match with MEOUSA cost 
him a loss of 14 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think 
HARBOR MASTER should let CHATROOMMATE be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting 
about it.  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask 
me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  MAD 
SCIENTISTS was TALCAMA's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't 
know what SHEPHERDS' been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights 
from MAD SCIENTISTS, that's fer sher.  People were asking me did CARBONATED MILK 
REALLY challenge A'S SPECIAL BLEND?  (all right, maybe they didn't, but it sounded 
good!) It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but A'S SPECIAL BLEND wants me to 
write about it since he was bested by CARBONATED MILK.  Satisfied?  BEDDER must not 
be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights.  He challenged LUCIFER.  9 is a big 
difference.  (Well, that's what they tell me.) I thought BEDDER showed great skill 
and promise when he bested LUCIFER.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HARBOR MASTER 10008          13   5  0   111       SEA DOGS (224)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-JAMESON 4067                 16  17  1    84       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
 LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER 10031       8   0  0    81       SEA DOGS (224)
 CHATROOMMATE 10034           11   9  0    72       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PETE 8637                     6   3  0    65       SHEPHERDS (252)
 BEDDER 10043                 12   7  2    64       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEOUSA 9757                   9  13  0    55       DEVIL'S DEN (682)
 BABY ON BOARD 10078           5   0  0    55       SEA DOGS (224)
 CARBONATED MILK 10036        10  10  1    54       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 A'S SPECIAL BLEND 9575       11  18  0    51       SHEPHERDS (252)
 LUCIFER 9758                 10  12  3    49       DEVIL'S DEN (682)
 BARNEY 10085                  8   7  0    44       SHEPHERDS (252)
 HELLFIRE 9759                10  12  0    42       DEVIL'S DEN (682)
 CRUSHING BRATZ 9153           4   4  0    40       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-DEAN DARWIN 1653              3   2  1    40       MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
-BOSON 7754                    6   9  0    39       MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
-DERRY DARLIN 10093            3   3  0    39       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SATAN 9756                    4  19  0    32       DEVIL'S DEN (682)
-PHOTON 3292                   2   4  0    26       MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
 DOC TURTLE 10136              2   2  0    26       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-RAMJET 8018                   4   4  1    25       MAD SCIENTISTS (75)
-R-1 9490                      3   2  0    25       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-EDDY 10120                    2   0  0    25       SEA DOGS (224)
-CRUSH THE DOCTOR 9585         3   2  0    24       NEXT GENERATION (547)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HADES 9755                    0  23  0    23       DEVIL'S DEN (682)
-SUPERIOR SNOTLING 10095       2   0  0    20       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUTH 10121                    5   2  0    18       SHEPHERDS (252)
 FUNKMASTER FLEX 6913          4   5  0    17       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
-CONFIDENCE 10102              1   0  1    17       SUPERIOR FORCES 6N (493)
 GURGLES 10111                 4   4  0    16       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-THE DUBLINER 10107            1   3  0     6       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
-RED ALERT 10125               0   2  0     6       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MAN OVERBOARD 10142     0  1 0 SEA DOGS 224         MERCENARY TAO         674  NONE
DAN 10140               0  1 0 SHEPHERDS 252        MERCENARY TAO         674  NONE
JONES 10132             1  1 0 SHEPHERDS 252        CONFIDENCE 10102      672   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

OAB -- There are reasons my warriors were avoiding yours. -- Assur

     I don't doubt it, but couldn't they avoid at greater verbal length?

Bedder -- Bleep Bleep Bleep -- R-1

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

MAN OVERBOARD was butchered by MERCENARY TAO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DAN was butchered by MERCENARY TAO in a exciting 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
BEDDER savagely defeated LUCIFER in a 1 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
CARBONATED MILK viciously subdued A'S SPECIAL BLEND in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
CRUSHING BRATZ was demolished by BABY ON BOARD in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
HARBOR MASTER overpowered CHATROOMMATE in a 1 minute one-sided Title struggle.
LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER handily defeated INNOCENT BYSTANDER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BARNEY was unbelievably bested by MEOUSA in a popular 1 minute gruesome duel.
HELLFIRE lost to CARELESS WEAPONSMITH in a 2 minute fight.
SATAN defeated GURGLES in a action packed 1 minute gory match.
RUTH narrowly defeated FUNKMASTER FLEX in a tiresome 16 minute bloody match.
HADES was overcome by DOC TURTLE in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice upset contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   38 -  27 -  1      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        11 -  10 -  2      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   6 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  12 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  18 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   6 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  26 -  1      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         BASHING ATTACK     0 -  11 -  0       0  |

Turn 674 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  HARBOR MASTER 10008        13   5  0  111 SEA DOGS (224)
STRIKING ATTACK  LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER 10031     8   0  0   81 SEA DOGS (224)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHATROOMMATE 10034         11   9  0   72 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
PARRY-STRIKE     BARNEY 10085                8   7  0   44 SHEPHERDS (252)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HARBOR MASTER 10008.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CARBONATED MILK 10036.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARBOR 
MASTER 10008, LIGHTHOUSE KEEPER 10031, SATAN 9756, DOC TURTLE 10136, BEDDER 10043, 
BABY ON BOARD 10078, BARNEY 10085, DAN 10140, MEOUSA 9757, and CRUSHING BRATZ 9153.

The least popular fighter this week was RUTH 10121.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FUNKMASTER FLEX 6913, A'S SPECIAL BLEND 9575, LUCIFER 9758, MAN 
OVERBOARD 10142, HADES 9755, GURGLES 10111, HELLFIRE 9759, CHATROOMMATE 10034, 
CRUSHING BRATZ 9153, and MEOUSA 9757.