DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/18/2013    Duedate: 03/30/2013

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-714

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

THE DUBLINER
RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
(18-10107) [9-11-0,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KILL KITTEN                    RAIN MAN
ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)          THE MENTORS (609)
(18-6843) [29-15-1,133]        (18-8344) [4-0-0,47]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

THE DUBLINER                   THE DUBLINER
RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)          RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
(18-10107) [9-11-0,118]        (18-10107) [9-11-0,118]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)       31
2. CENTER FOR OLDS (108)       20      GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
3. HIP HOP HEROES (511)        16      Unchartered Team
4. THE MENTORS (609)            9
5. GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)       8      THE MENTORS (609)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*THE MENTORS (609)         10   2  1 83.3   1/ 2 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     7  5 0
 2/ 0 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)    96  91  6 51.3   2/ 1*THE MENTORS (609)         6  2 1
 3/ 2 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    %1385 %1329 78 51.0   3/ 6 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      5  2 2
 4/ 3 ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)     45  51  3 46.9   4/ 3 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)     3  3 0
 5/ 4 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)    179 209 15 46.1   5/ 4 ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)     2  1 0
 6- 5 SHEPHERDS (252)          839 997 41 45.7   6/ 5 LACONIANS (487)           1  2 0
 7/ 6 LACONIANS (487)           47  57  2 45.2   7- 7 SHEPHERDS (252)           0  4 0
 8/ 7 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      25  42  3 37.3   8/ 0 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)    0  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 605): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 728): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 700): RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 724): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 719): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 727): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 712): HAMILCAR of BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 678): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 611): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-sop, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 557): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 605): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 605): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 728): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 700): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 724): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 719): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 727): CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): SERPENTS' HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 712): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 678): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 611): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 291): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 284): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 557): CM - SCORPIO (Crapmaster, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): BASH BROS HAIRCUT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 605) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 723): CHELSEA NOREN of LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 727): FREAK SHOW of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
                          FENTANAYL of F IS FOR... 2 (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 699): ELDERLY WOMAN of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 726): MARGO of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 712): ANN OREXIA of EVERYDAY PEOPLE (Buri, mgr.)
               (turn 711): FROST/NIXON of BACON MAKIN' (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 713): SLIPPERY MICKEY of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
                (turn 712): RUTH of SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 711): HARDY of CAJUN APOCALYPSE (The Cajun, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 667): ZAG of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
                  (turn 666): NORVANDARRO KREN of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 660): TALIB KWELI of INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Nothing is certain in TALCAMA, with changing 
loyalties, changing Duelmasters.  Write this down:  new top team--CENTER FOR OLDS.  
What's a move up by 3 you ask?  (alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for 
celebration, according to HIP HOP HEROES.  Good things come to those who fight well, 
as CENTER FOR OLDS can attest, moving up by 1.  RYAN'S HENCHMEN had cause to 
celebrate, after FINN MACCOOL got 15 points by beating VETERAN MERCENARY.  A certain 
someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 3 points to 
RAIN MAN.  (Discrete enough, LIPSTICK?) Like a flirtacious debutante, TALCAMA's 
Duelmaster KILL KITTEN found himself the man of the hour, being "invited to dance" 2 
times!  You could cut the tension with a scimitar as THE DUBLINER of RYAN'S HENCHMEN 
met the Duelmaster.  What can be a greater victory?  THE DUBLINER has taken his place 
as the top, as TALCAMA's new Duelmaster.  Word has it one team in TALCAMA is using 
psychics to predict wins.  They lead a charmed life!   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst 
the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of CENTER FOR OLDS, alone and unchallenged.  
As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of THE MENTORS, so did that sorry 
team shy from CENTER FOR OLDS RED ALERT found himself challenged by a warrior 20 
below:  FORREST GUMP.  FORREST GUMP of THE MENTORS kept his wits as he was dispatched 
by RED ALERT.   
     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on...  Admittedly Death 
waits for no one, but me thinks RAKIM of HIP HOP HEROES (6-0-1) is being sent off a 
little prematurely.  I hear FORREST GUMP of THE MENTORS tired of the battles and was 
thinking of becoming a priest.  RED ALERT of HIP HOP HEROES saved him the effort of 
getting references.  Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  More important duties call me.  Like a mixed 
metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid TALCAMA farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE DUBLINER 10107            9  11  0   118       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KILL KITTEN 6843             29  15  1   133       ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)
-CAFFREY 10012                 9   5  1   103       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
 COCKEYED UMBRELLA 10171      22  10  0    96       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 FREE PORN 8546               18   6  0    95       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAY DARTON 9708              18   9  0    78       LACONIANS (487)
 FINN MACCOOL 10146            9   8  0    77       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
-AARON 10208                  11   9  0    69       SHEPHERDS (252)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED ALERT 10125               5   4  1    56       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
 RAIN MAN 8344                 4   0  0    47       THE MENTORS (609)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LIPSTICK 10268                7   6  1    32       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 DIP 10267                     8   5  0    29       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DA1 10205                     2   0  1    22       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
 SPOONIE G 10196               2   2  0    22       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
-CONFUSION 8347                2   0  0    22       THE MENTORS (609)
 SLOW WALKER 10128             1   2  0    17       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
-MICHAELIS 10167               3   1  0    16       ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)
 AMERICAN IDOL!! 10127         2   3  0    16       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MOSES 10298                   1   0  0    11       SHEPHERDS (252)
-ANAMOSITY 8345                1   0  0     9       THE MENTORS (609)
-DEODANTH 10164                1   3  1     7       ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)
-POG MO THOIN 10269            0   1  0     7       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RAKIM 10141             6  1 1 HIP HOP HEROES 511   WIRYDON THE GIAN      714  NONE
FORREST GUMP 8346       3  1 1 THE MENTORS 609      RED ALERT 10125       714   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RAKIM was viciously butchered by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
THE DUBLINER savagely defeated KILL KITTEN in a 2 minute Challenge Title melee.
FORREST GUMP was dealt death by RED ALERT in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
SLIPPERY MICKEY savagely defeated FREE PORN in a 3 minute master's competition.
RAY DARTON slimly lost to COCKEYED UMBRELLA in a 10 minute bloody master's match.
FINN MACCOOL savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute gruesome melee.
LIPSTICK was viciously subdued by RAIN MAN in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
DIP won victory over AMERICAN IDOL!! in a 1 minute duel.
SLOW WALKER was overpowered by DA1 in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPOONIE G handily defeated LBA GROUPIE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   1 -  1      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        15 -   8 -  1      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  10 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  12 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -   7 -  2      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  17 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   9 -  1      25  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 714 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  2         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KILL KITTEN 6843           29  15  1  133 ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)
TOTAL PARRY      COCKEYED UMBRELLA 10171    22  10  0   96 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
PARRY-LUNGE      RAY DARTON 9708            18   9  0   78 LACONIANS (487)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   FINN MACCOOL 10146          9   8  0   77 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
WALL OF STEEL    RED ALERT 10125             5   4  1   56 HIP HOP HEROES (511)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is THE DUBLINER 10107.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was RAKIM 10141.  The ten other most popular fighters were THE DUBLINER 10107, 
RAIN MAN 8344, RAY DARTON 9708, RED ALERT 10125, COCKEYED UMBRELLA 10171, FORREST 
GUMP 8346, FREE PORN 8546, FINN MACCOOL 10146, DIP 10267, and DA1 10205.

The least popular fighter this week was SLOW WALKER 10128.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were AMERICAN IDOL!! 10127, SPOONIE G 10196, LIPSTICK 10268, KILL 
KITTEN 6843, DA1 10205, DIP 10267, FINN MACCOOL 10146, FREE PORN 8546, FORREST GUMP 
8346, and COCKEYED UMBRELLA 10171.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SLIPPERY MICKEY (18-10198) CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

                 NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in 
a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85.  If you requested that your team be placed in a 
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Effective immediately, any 
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically 
deleted a month after the tournament.  If you have questions about any of your teams, 
please contact Customer Service. -- RSI