DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/15/2013    Duedate: 04/27/2013

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-716

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KILL KITTEN
ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)
(18-6843) [31-15-2,166]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KILL KITTEN                    POSITION IS EMPTY
ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)          
(18-6843) [31-15-2,166]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RAY DARTON                     RAY DARTON
LACONIANS (487)                LACONIANS (487)
(18-9708) [18-10-0,67]         (18-9708) [18-10-0,67]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HIP HOP HEROES (511)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. HIP HOP HEROES (511)        31
2. ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)       12      CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
3. CENTER FOR OLDS (108)        5      Unchartered Team
4. RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)        0
5. THE MENTORS (609)            0      FLATLANDERS (449)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*THE MENTORS (609)         10   2  1 83.3   1/ 1 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      9  4 1
 2- 2 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)    96  91  6 51.3   2/ 2 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     7  3 0
 3/ 3 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    %1389 %1331 78 51.1   3/ 4 ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)     2  1 1
 4/ 4 ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)     47  51  4 48.0   4- 5 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)     2  3 0
 5- 5 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)    179 212 15 45.8   5- 3*THE MENTORS (609)         1  1 0
 6/ 7 LACONIANS (487)           47  58  2 44.8   6- 6 GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)    0  3 0
 7/ 8 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      31  45  3 40.8   7/ 8 LACONIANS (487)           0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 725): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 607): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 730): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 702): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 726): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 721): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 714): VINNIE of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 715): COCKEYED UMBRELLA of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 714): LIL' JACK HORNER of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 680): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 669): FRANZ of U.A.K. (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 662): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 613): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 559): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 607): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 725): HOMICIDAL MANIACS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 607): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 730): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 702): THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 726): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 721): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 729): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 714): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 715): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 714): ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 680): SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 669): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 662): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 613): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 285): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 559): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 607) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 702): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
               (turn 702): RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 728): ANNALEE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 713): EVNMOR BLAK of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 662): TRUGOY THE DOVE of INELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 612): SALMGEDAN of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly TALCAMA games.  RED ALERT caught the eye of many in 
the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested RAY DARTON and was awarded 21 
points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, RED ALERT put down 
RAY DARTON, causing him to lose 11 points of recognition in the process.  This time 
victory fell to the grasp of the usurper.  All hail KILL KITTEN, Duelmaster of 
TALCAMA!  Informants "close" to the city champion have told me that he never fights 
without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  Watch out!   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city TALCAMA.   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears 
arms.  One thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     The girls are as pretty in TALCAMA as ever I remembered them....and the fighters 
as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed 
a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await me!  
Till next we meet remember:  a fool flies into a rage quickly and often.  The wise 
are angered by the same thing only once.  Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KILL KITTEN 6843             31  15  2   166       ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COCKEYED UMBRELLA 10171      23  11  0    99       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-THE DUBLINER 10107            9  12  0    99       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
-FREE PORN 8546               18   6  0    95       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED ALERT 10125               7   4  1    79       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
-FINN MACCOOL 10146            9   9  0    71       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
 RAY DARTON 9708              18  10  0    67       LACONIANS (487)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIP 10267                    10   5  0    50       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-RAIN MAN 8344                 4   0  0    47       THE MENTORS (609)
 LIPSTICK 10268                8   7  1    40       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DA1 10205                     3   0  1    29       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
 SPOONIE G 10196               3   3  0    26       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MC SHAN 10307                 2   0  0    23       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
-CONFUSION 8347                2   0  0    22       THE MENTORS (609)
-SLOW WALKER 10128             1   2  0    17       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
-MICHAELIS 10167               3   1  0    16       ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)
-AMERICAN IDOL!! 10127         2   3  0    16       GET OUTTA MY WAY (573)
-ANAMOSITY 8345                1   0  0     9       THE MENTORS (609)
-DEODANTH 10164                1   3  1     7       ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)
-POG MO THOIN 10269            0   1  0     7       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DA1 10321               0  1 0 HIP HOP HEROES 511   STONE GOLEM           716  NONE
CAFFREY 10012           9  6 1 RYAN'S HENCHMEN 133  KILL KITTEN 6843      715   
FORREST GUMP 8346       3  1 1 THE MENTORS 609      RED ALERT 10125       714   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA1 was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 5 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
COCKEYED UMBRELLA lost to KILL KITTEN in a 5 minute brutal expert's Title battle.
RAY DARTON was narrowly defeated by RED ALERT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute duel.
DIP savagely defeated SPOONIE G in a 4 minute brutal fight.
LIPSTICK devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
MC SHAN overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       2         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   1 -  1      80  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         AIMED BLOW        16 -   7 -  2      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -   9 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -   8 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  15 -  0      40  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   7 -  1      13  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 716 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
AIMED BLOW         1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KILL KITTEN 6843           31  15  2  166 ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)
TOTAL PARRY      COCKEYED UMBRELLA 10171    23  11  0   99 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
WALL OF STEEL    RED ALERT 10125             7   4  1   79 HIP HOP HEROES (511)
PARRY-LUNGE      RAY DARTON 9708            18  10  0   67 LACONIANS (487)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIP 10267                  10   5  0   50 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RAY DARTON 9708.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RAY DARTON 9708.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIP 10267, RED ALERT 
10125, KILL KITTEN 6843, LIPSTICK 10268, DA1 10321, SPOONIE G 10196, MC SHAN 10307, 
COCKEYED UMBRELLA 10171,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was COCKEYED UMBRELLA 10171.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MC SHAN 10307, SPOONIE G 10196, DA1 10321, LIPSTICK 10268, KILL 
KITTEN 6843, RED ALERT 10125, DIP 10267, RAY DARTON 9708,  0, and  0.