DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/29/2013    Duedate: 05/11/2013

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-717

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KILL KITTEN
ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)
(18-6843) [32-15-3,178]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KILL KITTEN                    SUSHI HANGOVER
ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)          FISHY FISHY FISH (703)
(18-6843) [32-15-3,178]        (18-10313) [1-0-0,11]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FINN MACCOOL                   COCKEYED UMBRELLA
RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)          CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
(18-10146) [9-10-0,71]         (18-10171) [24-11-0,107]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HIP HOP HEROES (511)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. CENTER FOR OLDS (108)       21
2. ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)       12      CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
3. FISHY FISHY FISH (703)      11      Unchartered Team
4. RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)       10
5. HIP HOP HEROES (511)         9      FISHY FISHY FISH (703)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*FISHY FISHY FISH (703)     1   0  0  100   1/ 1 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      8  4 0
 2/ 3 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    %1392 %1331 78 51.1   2/ 2 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     7  2 0
 3/ 4 ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)     48  51  5 48.5   3/ 3 ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)     3  0 2
 4/ 5 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)    179 216 15 45.3   4/ 0*FISHY FISHY FISH (703)    1  0 0
 5- 6 LACONIANS (487)           47  58  2 44.8   5/ 4 RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)     0  7 0
 6/ 7 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      33  46  3 41.8   6- 7 LACONIANS (487)           0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 726): GRASSCUTTER of SWEORDMASTERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 608): POLISH CAVALRY of MISNOMERS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 731): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 703): EDDIE VEDER of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 727): SAIRY WELLS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 722): JOE WILLIAMS of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 730): DELLEA DOVER of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 715): NIKKITA of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 716): KILL KITTEN of ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 715): BRANDON of RANDOM CHAOS (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 681): CHESTER GRELL of MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 670): FRANZ of U.A.K. (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): BETTINA CHIM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 663): ISENGALEN of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 614): HELPER of VENTURE BROS. (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 293): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 560): HARBERT KREIGH of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 608): ELAYRON of BLOOD + ORANGES (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 726): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 608): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 731): AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 703): PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 727): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 722): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 730): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 715): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 716): HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 715): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 681): STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 670): SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 311): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 663): DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 614): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 293): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 560): GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 608) DYSLEXICS UNTIE! II (The Upright Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 726): BLACK LUCK of BLACK JUNTA (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 731): ODIN of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
                          FREQUENT FLAYER of GENERATION X (Storm Lord, mgr.)
                          SMEG MAGGOD of DARK BLADES (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 703): PUY of TEERAK HA (LHI, mgr.)
               (turn 702): DISSIDENT of PEARL JAM (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
                           RABID RABBIT of THE BAD BUNNIES (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 730): DELLEA DOVER of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 729): BELLAMORE of BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 715): STRAP ON of THE MENTORS' TOY BOX (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 715): FLAP JACK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 681): FANG of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 663): SEAFOOD RISOTTO of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
               (turn 662): TRUGOY THE DOVE of INELLECTS OF HIPHOP (Howlin' Wolf)
                           KARLIGRENA of DELVERS (Harby, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 262): CANCELLED APPT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT
                                              (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                   (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to TALCAMA once again!  What's with LIPSTICK?  He actually beat 
TALCAMA's DANGEROUS CRIMINAL, and walked away with 11 more points from the fight.  
Laughs were big at CENTER FOR OLDS while they watched COCKEYED UMBRELLA clobber RED 
ALERT.  He lost 1 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  
Apparently TALCAMA isn't filled with as many gutless wonders as I thought.  The 
Dreaded Duelmaster got 2 challenges this turn!  Another fighter (THE DUBLINER 9-13-0) 
challenged another Duelmaster (KILL KITTEN 32-15-3).  Life goes on.  Try as he might, 
THE DUBLINER wasn't good enough at persuading KILL KITTEN to step down from the 
Duelmaster's throne...  Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I 
hear some team is looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  THE DUBLINER, with his forgettable 9-13-0,  was 
dispatched by KILL KITTEN in a forgettable match.  RYAN'S HENCHMEN didn't seem to 
mind very much.  KILL KITTEN had a sure-fire victory when he challenged THE DUBLINER, 
67 points below him.  Was anyone really surprised when THE DUBLINER bit it?  Methinks 
THE MENTORS' desire for revenge against HIP HOP HEROES passes with each passing 
moment...  One week left guys!  Let's get on with the show!  Is it my imagination, or 
are fighters getting younger every day?  To die so young, so gloriously!   
     Many other cities have retirement homes for aged warriors.  Any plans here?  All 
work and no play makes Olaf a dull fighter.  Work and play no fighter dull Olaf.  
Olaffighterwork and no play.  I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KILL KITTEN 6843             32  15  3   178       ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 COCKEYED UMBRELLA 10171      24  11  0   107       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED ALERT 10125               7   5  1    78       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
 FINN MACCOOL 10146            9  10  0    71       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
-RAY DARTON 9708              18  10  0    67       LACONIANS (487)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIP 10267                    11   5  0    52       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 LIPSTICK 10268                9   7  1    51       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPOONIE G 10196               4   3  0    31       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
-DA1 10205                     3   0  1    29       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
 MC SHAN 10307                 3   0  0    28       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MICHAELIS 10167               3   1  0    16       ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)
 POG MO THOIN 10269            0   2  0    14       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)
 SUSHI HANGOVER 10313          1   0  0    11       FISHY FISHY FISH (703)
-DEODANTH 10164                1   3  1     7       ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)
 MEATH 10322                   0   1  0     1       RYAN'S HENCHMEN (133)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAFFREY 10012           9  6 1 RYAN'S HENCHMEN 133  KILL KITTEN 6843      715   
THE DUBLINER 10107      9 13 0 RYAN'S HENCHMEN 133  KILL KITTEN 6843      717   
FORREST GUMP 8346       3  1 1 THE MENTORS 609      RED ALERT 10125       714   

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE DUBLINER was unbelievably slain by KILL KITTEN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
COCKEYED UMBRELLA handily defeated RED ALERT in a 6 minute one-sided match.
FINN MACCOOL was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute gory contest.
DIP savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gruesome master vs. amateur match.
LIPSTICK savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute brutal struggle.
SPOONIE G devastated POG MO THOIN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
MC SHAN handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SUSHI HANGOVER vanquished MEATH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       3         AIMED BLOW        17 -   7 -  3      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   2 -  1      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   5 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  11 -  1      54  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-LUNGE       12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    8 -   8 -  2      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  14 -  0      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   6 -  0       0  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 717 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       KILL KITTEN 6843           32  15  3  178 ARDUIN GRIMOIRE (504)
TOTAL PARRY      COCKEYED UMBRELLA 10171    24  11  0  107 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
WALL OF STEEL    RED ALERT 10125             7   5  1   78 HIP HOP HEROES (511)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIP 10267                  11   5  0   52 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
PARRY-LUNGE      LIPSTICK 10268              9   7  1   51 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FINN MACCOOL 10146.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THE DUBLINER 10107.  The ten other most popular fighters were COCKEYED 
UMBRELLA 10171, RED ALERT 10125, FINN MACCOOL 10146, LIPSTICK 10268, KILL KITTEN 
6843, SUSHI HANGOVER 10313, DIP 10267, SPOONIE G 10196, MC SHAN 10307, and POG MO 
THOIN 10269.

The least popular fighter this week was MEATH 10322.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were POG MO THOIN 10269, MC SHAN 10307, SPOONIE G 10196, DIP 10267, SUSHI 
HANGOVER 10313, KILL KITTEN 6843, LIPSTICK 10268, FINN MACCOOL 10146, RED ALERT 
10125, and COCKEYED UMBRELLA 10171.