DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/02/2013    Duedate: 09/14/2013

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-726

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ACE
CONSORTIUM CREW (536)
(18-7260) [11-5-1,111]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ACE                            POSITION IS EMPTY
CONSORTIUM CREW (536)          
(18-7260) [11-5-1,111]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LIPSTICK                       FROG N. STEIN
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)          UNDEAD FROGS (694)
(18-10268) [15-10-1,61]        (18-10283) [0-1-0,11]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE HIGH WAY (707)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. UNDEAD FROGS (694)          49
2. THE HIGH WAY (707)          36      WASTELAND (207)
3. I WAS THINKING? (705)       31      Unchartered Team
4. CENTER FOR OLDS (108)       27
5. BEEFCAKES (704)             25      BEEFCAKES (704)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 NEXT GENERATION (547)    243 146 11 62.5   1/ 0 THE HIGH WAY (707)        7  8 0
 2- 2 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)      131 114  5 53.5   2/ 6 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      5  4 0
 3/ 0 WASTELAND (207)          722 672 43 51.8   3- 2 STREET PIZZA (106)        4  1 1
 4/ 0 I WAS THINKING? (705)     15  14  0 51.7   4- 3 HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)       4  1 0
 5/ 3 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    %1403 %1339 78 51.2   5/ 4 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     4  2 0
 6/ 0 THE HIGH WAY (707)        28  27  1 50.9   6/ 1 CONSORTIUM CREW (536)     3  5 0
 7/ 4 CONSORTIUM CREW (536)     32  34  4 48.5   7- 5 SHEPHERDS (252)           2  1 1
 8- 5 STREET PIZZA (106)       745 812 55 47.8   8- 7 NEXT GENERATION (547)     1  0 0
 9- 6 SHEPHERDS (252)          854 %1009 42 45.8   9/ 0 UNDEAD FROGS (694)        1  4 0
10/ 7 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      41  66  3 38.3  10/ 0 I WAS THINKING? (705)     1  4 0
11/ 0 UNDEAD FROGS (694)         8  21  1 27.6  11/ 0*BEEFCAKES (704)           0  5 0
12/ 0*BEEFCAKES (704)            0   5  0  0.0  12/ 0 WASTELAND (207)           0  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 735): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 617): CUTPURSE of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 740): BRONO of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 712): QUEEN OF COOL of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 736): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 731): DOVAHKIN of SKYRIM (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 739): WOODCHIP WILLA of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 724): JUNIOR of THE CLUB (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 725): ACE of CONSORTIUM CREW (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 724): KING BEE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 690): BUNCH OF BULLETS of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 679): ZINA of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 673): VEAL CHOP of VENETIAN CINQUE (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 623): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 297): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 290): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 569): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 617): MARK of JOHNS (A-Sop, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 735): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 617): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 740): GENERATION X (The Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 712): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 736): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 731): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 739): TOLBIN'S BP (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 724): THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 725): CONSORTIUM CREW (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 724): THE UNHOLY ONES (Daikkan, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 690): MEDAL OF HONOR J11 (The Anarcist, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 679): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 316): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 673): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 623): WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 297): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 290): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 569): ZOMBIE SQUAD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 266): NL CENTRAL (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 617) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 734): DOWNWITHTHEKING of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 740): BRONO of AESIR (Buri, mgr.)
              (turn 739): WHIFF of LEGIONS' OF HELL (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 736): NEWLIN PARRIT of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 739): WOODCHIP WILLA of TOOL SHED (Leprechaun, mgr.)
                           OZAWINDIB of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 724): MORE MONN of ABOMINATION (Chase, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 724): KING BEE of THE BLUES (Buri, mgr.)
                           XIAN LIN of KANO CLAN (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 678): KALI of SOUL WARRIORS (Stillgard, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 672): NO PAIR of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     It is so sad to hear that Assur's gang will be leaving us.  We've never had a
Talcama throne before, so to get one in this manner is rather disgraceful.  No word
on which of the champions will be fighting next turn, so I'm throwing a challenge to
Red Alert simply because he's the only champion that's not a teammate of mine who
fought last turn.

Ace
Consortium Crew
Duelmaster of Talcama

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  TALCAMA needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, CONSORTIUM CREW 
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by THE HIGH WAY!  Way to go 
THE HIGH WAY!  I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or anything, but CONSORTIUM CREW 
really goofed with their 1-3-0.  The guys at HIP HOP HEROES like really pulled 
together to get a 2-1-0 this turn, moving up by 4.  MVP award for DIP?  CENTER FOR 
OLDS' proud of him after beating CURATOR and getting 25 points.  Talk about yer major 
upsets!  CURATOR's match with DIP cost him a loss of 20 points!  Don't you think the 
Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think ACE should let RED ALERT be Duelmaster for a 
while, without fighting about it.  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get 
nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  HEAVYMETAL 
KIDS was TALCAMA's most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  I don't know 
what CONSORTIUM CREW's been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights 
from HEAVYMETAL KIDS, that's fer sher.  Can CONSORTIUM CREW's OZ be more popular than 
me?  He was challenged the most, but is that really the same?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All TALCAMA ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Hey!  Quit laughing!  Just because SUNDAY AFTERNOON had 
6-5-0 was no reason for WASTELAND to send it to the Dark Arena!  Stop it!  Hey you 
guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have 
someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  TALCAMA is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACE 7260                     11   5  1   111       CONSORTIUM CREW (536)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRUSHING BRATZ 9153          12   5  1   147       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-R-1 9490                     14   2  0    91       NEXT GENERATION (547)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRUSH THE DOCTOR 9585         9   3  0    87       NEXT GENERATION (547)
-MOSES 10298                   7   1  0    85       SHEPHERDS (252)
 DIP 10267                    16   9  0    83       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-URANIUM 657                  13  15  2    82       HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
-COUNSELOR OBVIOUS 10133       9   2  0    74       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 RED ALERT 10125               9  12  1    72       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MC SHAN 10307                 7   5  0    66       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CURATOR 7511                  7   4  1    64       CONSORTIUM CREW (536)
 LIPSTICK 10268               15  10  1    61       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALBUQUERQUE BOONE 10391       6   5  1    50       THE HIGH WAY (707)
-MERCURY 9155                  4   7  0    49       HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
-STROMTIUM 90 9413             3   5  0    49       HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
 MINO 7257                     5   7  1    48       CONSORTIUM CREW (536)
 INNISFREE JONES 10392         8   3  0    45       THE HIGH WAY (707)
 SPOONIE G 10196               6  10  0    41       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
-HYDROGEN 10327                2   2  0    38       HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
 GALLATIN HUGHES 10393         6   5  0    37       THE HIGH WAY (707)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OZ 7258                       3   9  1    33       CONSORTIUM CREW (536)
-THORIUM 9154                  6   9  1    30       HEAVYMETAL KIDS (4)
-DA1 10205                     3   0  1    29       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
-PICK HARD 10134               3   1  0    25       NEXT GENERATION (547)
 CHICAGO DAWES 10395           4   7  0    24       THE HIGH WAY (707)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDINBURG FINN 10394           4   7  0    23       THE HIGH WAY (707)
-SOLSBURY STEAK 9339           1   0  0    15       STREET PIZZA (106)
-HAMMER TOE 10341              1   0  0    15       STREET PIZZA (106)
-TOO SUAVE 9338                1   0  0    15       STREET PIZZA (106)
-HAMMER FINGER 10342           1   0  1    14       STREET PIZZA (106)
 WERE-FROG 10284               1   0  0    13       UNDEAD FROGS (694)
 FROG N. STEIN 10283           0   1  0    11       UNDEAD FROGS (694)
 9 CORONAS 10354               1   0  0     5       I WAS THINKING? (705)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BILL CLINTON 10345      0  1 0 BEEFCAKES 704        DARK CHAMPION         726  NONE
BILL GATES 10346        0  1 0 BEEFCAKES 704        HIGH ELF              726  NONE
DICK CLARK 10348        0  1 0 BEEFCAKES 704        DARK CHAMPION         726  NONE
JERRY SEINFELD 10347    0  1 0 BEEFCAKES 704        HIGH ELF              726  NONE
MR. BEAN 10344          0  1 0 BEEFCAKES 704        BLACK ORC             726  NONE
1 MIDORI SOUR 10349     0  1 0 I WAS THINKING? 705  MERCENARY TAO         726  NONE
1 SAMUEL SMITH 10352    0  1 0 I WAS THINKING? 705  HIGH ELF              726  NONE
2 SAM ADAMS 10350       0  1 0 I WAS THINKING? 705  MOUNTAIN TROLL        726  NONE
2 WHITE RUSSIAN 10351   0  1 0 I WAS THINKING? 705  BLACK ORC             726  NONE
DA X 10333              0  1 0 UNDEAD FROGS 694     MERCENARY TAO         726  NONE
DA Y 10332              0  1 0 UNDEAD FROGS 694     BLACK ORC             726  NONE
DA2 10355               0  1 0 UNDEAD FROGS 694     HIGH ELF              726  NONE
DEVIL NINJA 9597        1  2 0 WASTELAND 207        STONE GOLEM           726  NONE
EMERGEN-DUH 9633        0  1 0 WASTELAND 207        HIGH ELF              726  NONE
GRUMPY MONDAY 9538      3  5 0 WASTELAND 207        STONE GOLEM           726  NONE
SUNDAY AFTERNOON 9514   6  6 0 WASTELAND 207        MERCENARY TAO         726  NONE

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Assur made us do it! -- the High Way

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GRUMPY MONDAY was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
SUNDAY AFTERNOON was murdered by MERCENARY TAO in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
DEVIL NINJA was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DICK CLARK was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JERRY SEINFELD was murdered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
1 MIDORI SOUR was slaughtered by MERCENARY TAO in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BILL GATES was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena competition.
BILL CLINTON was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
MR. BEAN was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA X was assassinated by MERCENARY TAO in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DA Y was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
1 SAMUEL SMITH was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
2 WHITE RUSSIANS was executed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
2 SAM ADAMS was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
DA2 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
EMERGEN-DUH was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
ACE handily defeated RED ALERT in a 1 minute gory uneven Title fight.
CURATOR was devastated by DIP in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MINO was overpowered by MC SHAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LIPSTICK defeated GALLATIN HUGHES in a 1 minute bout.
ALBUQUERQUE BOONE subdued CARELESS WEAPONSMITH in a 1 minute bout.
SPOONIE G overpowered OZ in a 1 minute one-sided match.
INNISFREE JONES handily defeated DARK CIRCLE FAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
EDINBURG FINN beat CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute fight.
CHICAGO DAWES vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FROG N. STEIN was unbelievably bested by 9 CORONAS in a 2 minute duel.
WERE-FROG handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -   5 -  1      76  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   3 -  0      73  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -   7 -  1      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         BASHING ATTACK     9 -   9 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         AIMED BLOW        14 -  16 -  2      47  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  21 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK    4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   8 -  0      27  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   5 -  0       0  |

Turn 726 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  6         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1     AIMED BLOW         1 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   ACE 7260                   11   5  1  111 CONSORTIUM CREW (536)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIP 10267                  16   9  0   83 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
LUNGING ATTACK   MC SHAN 10307               7   5  0   66 HIP HOP HEROES (511)
STRIKING ATTACK  CURATOR 7511                7   4  1   64 CONSORTIUM CREW (536)
PARRY-LUNGE      LIPSTICK 10268             15  10  1   61 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
WALL OF STEEL    INNISFREE JONES 10392       8   3  0   45 THE HIGH WAY (707)
AIMED BLOW       GALLATIN HUGHES 10393       6   5  0   37 THE HIGH WAY (707)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LIPSTICK 10268.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GRUMPY MONDAY 9538.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEVIL NINJA 9597, 
FROG N. STEIN 10283, ACE 7260, MC SHAN 10307, ALBUQUERQUE BOONE 10391, LIPSTICK 
10268, SPOONIE G 10196, CHICAGO DAWES 10395, 9 CORONAS 10354, and WERE-FROG 10284.

The least popular fighter this week was OZ 7258.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were CURATOR 7511, RED ALERT 10125, EMERGEN-DUH 9633, DA2 10355, 2 WHITE 
RUSSIANS 10351, 1 SAMUEL SMITH 10352, DA Y 10332, DA X 10333, MR. BEAN 10344, and 
BILL CLINTON 10345.