DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/11/2013    Duedate: 11/23/2013

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-731

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DIP
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
(18-10267) [18-12-0,95]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DIP                            POSITION IS EMPTY
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)          
(18-10267) [18-12-0,95]        

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LIPSTICK                       MC SHAN
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)          HIP HOP HEROES (511)
(18-10268) [16-14-1,67]        (18-10307) [11-6-0,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

STREET PIZZA (106)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. STREET PIZZA (106)          33
2. CENTER FOR OLDS (108)       24      4-LETTER WORDS (706)
3. 4-LETTER WORDS (706)        19      Unchartered Team
4. EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)     7
5. THE HIGH WAY (707)           0      DOGS OF WAR (198)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 4-LETTER WORDS (706)     182 122  9 59.9   1/ 1 STREET PIZZA (106)       11  4 0
 2/ 2 EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)  41  36  2 53.2   2/ 3 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      7  3 1
 3- 3 WASTELAND (207)          724 690 43 51.2   3- 2*BEEFCAKES (704)           7  3 0
 4/ 4 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    %1406 %1346 78 51.1   4- 4 I WAS THINKING? (705)     6  4 0
 5/ 6 STREET PIZZA (106)       764 818 56 48.3   5/ 5 4-LETTER WORDS (706)      4  2 0
 6- 7 I WAS THINKING? (705)     22  27  0 44.9   6- 6 THE HIGH WAY (707)        3  7 0
 7- 8 THE HIGH WAY (707)        33  42  1 44.0   7/ 9 EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)  2  1 0
 8/ 9 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      52  71  4 42.3   8/10 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     2  4 0
 9-10*BEEFCAKES (704)            9  16  0 36.0   9- 8 WASTELAND (207)           2  8 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 622): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 745): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 717): BRAN MAC MORN of DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 741): NOSEY ROSIE of SHADY LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 736): ELMORE JAMES of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 744): YORKE of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 729): SALTY DOG of THIRSTY THUGS (DMobster, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 730): MC SHAN of HIP HOP HEROES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 729): CENTAURIAN of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 695): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 684): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 318): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 678): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 628): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 574): CLOWN CONFETTI of MAGIC INGREDIENTS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 622): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 622): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 745): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 717): DOGS OF WAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 741): PLAY BALL (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 736): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 744): IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 729): CHUCK'S PINUPS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 730): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 729): BLOOD AND SAND (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 695): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 684): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 318): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 678): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 627): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 574): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 622) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
                (turn 739): S... MC of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 740): KILLBY MARCH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 730): AGENT OF BRUTALITY of EXTREME AGGRESSION (Var, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 628): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for TALCAMA.  MVP award for TOO SUAVE?  STREET 
PIZZA's proud of it after beating CAPTURED ORC and getting 18 points.  And I was just 
getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome DIP.  Aren't 
CENTER FOR OLDS proud.  (Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said TALCAMA's Duelmaster 
was paying for drinks at The Original Arthur's Last Stand?  Don't look at me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of HIP HOP HEROES must be getting lonely.  They were 
the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Hhmph!  What kind 
of warriors are EXTREME AGGRESSION?  HIP HOP HEROES, an easy team to beat if I ever 
saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Like, is LIPSTICK popular, or what? 
He was challenged the most in all of TALCAMA!  He's got a 16-14-1, is that good?  See 
if I ever talk to AGENT OF BRUTALITY again!  LIPSTICK was so low when It challenged 
it.  Hhmph!  AGENT OF BRUTALITY beat LIPSTICK.  No surprise about that.  Really I'm 
not surprised AGENT OF BRUTALITY would do such a scummy thing, either.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All TALCAMA ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  What a bummer deal for SOLSBURY STEAK!  It just barely was 
getting its "fighter feet" but got kill by SPOONIE G of HIP HOP HEROES!  Those're the 
breaks, I guess.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a 
job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIP 10267                    18  12  0    95       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED ALERT 10125              12  14  1    86       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
 MC SHAN 10307                11   6  0    84       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
 SPOONIE G 10196              10  11  1    72       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
 LIPSTICK 10268               16  14  1    67       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMMER TOE 10341              5   1  0    64       STREET PIZZA (106)
-SEVERE HEAD TRAUMA 5976       8  10  0    60       EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YIPE! 10361                   5   1  1    47       4-LETTER WORDS (706)
 TOO SUAVE 9338                4   2  0    42       STREET PIZZA (106)
-CHICAGO DAWES 10395           6   9  0    39       THE HIGH WAY (707)
-GALLATIN HUGHES 10393         8   7  0    37       THE HIGH WAY (707)
-INNISFREE JONES 10392         9   6  0    36       THE HIGH WAY (707)
-980-LB WEAKLING 10436         3   0  0    36       BEEFCAKES (704)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOST 10360                    5   1  0    33       4-LETTER WORDS (706)
 HAMMER FINGER 10342           5   1  1    29       STREET PIZZA (106)
-ALBUQUERQUE BOONE 10391       6   9  1    28       THE HIGH WAY (707)
 ABCESS 10356                  4   1  1    27       STREET PIZZA (106)
-VANILLA COFFEES 10419         3   1  0    27       I WAS THINKING? (705)
-EXTRA PROTECTION #6 10439     3   0  0    26       BEEFCAKES (704)
-DA1 10205                     3   1  1    24       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EDINBURG FINN 10394           4  11  0    23       THE HIGH WAY (707)
-EL MARIACHI LOCO 10442        2   1  0    22       I WAS THINKING? (705)
-9 CORONAS 10354               2   3  0    18       I WAS THINKING? (705)
-STRAWBABERRY 10450            2   0  0    17       BEEFCAKES (704)
-HOLY GUACAMOLE 10464          1   0  0    15       WASTELAND (207)
-INNOCENT SPHINX 10466         1   0  0    15       WASTELAND (207)
-POOL PARTY 10467              1   0  0    14       BEEFCAKES (704)
-PENGUIN HEYDAY 10469          1   0  0    13       I WAS THINKING? (705)
-IT'S GO TIME 10443            0   2  0     2       WASTELAND (207)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BANANA! 10463                 0   1  0     1       WASTELAND (207)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SQUSH IT! 10437         0  1 0 BEEFCAKES 704        ABCESS 10356          728  REVENGED
SOLSBURY STEAK 9339     5  1 0 STREET PIZZA 106     SPOONIE G 10196       731   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Nine active teams here?  This arena is not in trouble!  We should go on vacation.
Somewhere down the High Way, yes.  SOUTH.  We'll bet Debby Tonte knows some good
places. -- Those of Us Out on the High Way

But on our way out the door (if no one slams it in our face), we congratulate Agent
of Brutality on his graduation.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

AGENT OF BRUTALITY devastated LIPSTICK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
MC SHAN slimly lost to DIP in a action packed 4 minute brutal Title battle.
RED ALERT defeated HAMMER TOE in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
SPOONIE G viciously butchered SOLSBURY STEAK in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
YIPE! devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
TOO SUAVE overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
LOST handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HAMMER FINGER vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ABCESS won victory over FROGS FORM THE SKY in a 1 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -   5 -  0      76  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       14 -   8 -  1      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  17 -  0      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  10 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         AIMED BLOW        13 -  15 -  1      46  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  44 -  1      29  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 731 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIP 10267                  18  12  0   95 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
LUNGING ATTACK   MC SHAN 10307              11   6  0   84 HIP HOP HEROES (511)
PARRY-LUNGE      LIPSTICK 10268             16  14  1   67 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
SLASHING ATTACK  HAMMER TOE 10341            5   1  0   64 STREET PIZZA (106)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   YIPE! 10361                 5   1  1   47 4-LETTER WORDS (706)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LIPSTICK 10268.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MC SHAN 10307.  The ten other most popular fighters were SOLSBURY STEAK 9339, DIP 
10267, SPOONIE G 10196, HAMMER TOE 10341, RED ALERT 10125, HAMMER FINGER 10342, YIPE! 
10361, TOO SUAVE 9338, LOST 10360, and ABCESS 10356.

The least popular fighter this week was LIPSTICK 10268.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ABCESS 10356, LOST 10360, TOO SUAVE 9338, YIPE! 10361, HAMMER FINGER 
10342, RED ALERT 10125, HAMMER TOE 10341, SPOONIE G 10196, DIP 10267, and SOLSBURY 
STEAK 9339.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

AGENT OF BRUTALITY (18-5975) EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)