DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 11/25/2013    Duedate: 12/07/2013

TALCAMA ARENA

DM-18    TURN-732

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RED ALERT
HIP HOP HEROES (511)
(18-10125) [13-14-1,100]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RED ALERT                      EXTRA PROTECTION #6
HIP HOP HEROES (511)           BEEFCAKES (704)
(18-10125) [13-14-1,100]       (18-10439) [4-0-0,40]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LIPSTICK                       TOO SUAVE
CENTER FOR OLDS (108)          STREET PIZZA (106)
(18-10268) [16-15-1,64]        (18-9338) [4-3-0,33]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

HIP HOP HEROES (511)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SEA DOGS (224)              52
2. TOLBINS HIVE B (711)        49      4-LETTER WORDS (706)
3. HIP HOP HEROES (511)        48      Unchartered Team
4. FISHY FISHY FISH (703)      27
5. UNDEAD FROGS (694)          13      FISHY FISHY FISH (703)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*FISHY FISHY FISH (703)     2   0  0  100   1/ 2 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      9  2 1
 2/ 1 4-LETTER WORDS (706)     183 123  9 59.8   2/ 1 STREET PIZZA (106)        7  7 0
 3- 2 EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)  41  36  2 53.2   3/ 3*BEEFCAKES (704)           6  4 0
 4/ 0 SEA DOGS (224)           495 445 34 52.7   4/ 4 I WAS THINKING? (705)     5  5 0
 5/ 3 WASTELAND (207)          726 693 43 51.2   5/ 5 4-LETTER WORDS (706)      4  2 0
 6/ 4 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)    %1406 %1348 78 51.1   6/ 9 WASTELAND (207)           4  6 0
 7/ 5 STREET PIZZA (106)       765 821 56 48.2   7/ 0 SEA DOGS (224)            3  2 0
 8/ 8 HIP HOP HEROES (511)      56  71  4 44.1   8- 6 THE HIGH WAY (707)        2  3 0
 9- 7 THE HIGH WAY (707)        33  42  1 44.0   9/ 0*TOLBINS HIVE B (711)      2  3 0
10/ 6 I WAS THINKING? (705)     23  31  0 42.6  10/ 0*FISHY FISHY FISH (703)    1  0 0
11/ 0*TOLBINS HIVE B (711)       2   3  0 40.0  11- 7 EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)  1  1 0
12/ 9*BEEFCAKES (704)           11  19  0 36.7  12/ 0 UNDEAD FROGS (694)        1  2 0
13/ 0 UNDEAD FROGS (694)         9  23  1 28.1  13/ 8 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)     1  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 741): BOBO THE DOG BOY of CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 623): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 746): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 718): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 742): ISOBEL KLINE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 737): SON OF JOHN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALBOA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 730): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 731): DIP of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 730): CENTAURIAN of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 696): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 685): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 679): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 629): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 623): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 741): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 623): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 746): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 718): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 742): PLAY BALL (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 737): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 730): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 731): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 730): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 696): TOLBINS HIVE D (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 685): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 679): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 629): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 623) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 740): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 746): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 718): THE UPTIGHT MAN of OUT OF PROZAC (The Upright Man, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 742): ISOBEL KLINE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALOR of DEMONS & DEVILS (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 730): AGENT OF BRUTALITY of EXTREME AGGRESSION (Var, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 628): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  TALCAMA needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Like, STREET PIZZA 
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by HIP HOP HEROES!  Way to 
go HIP HOP HEROES!  Uncool, CENTER FOR OLDS.  I mean 0-2-0 is bad.  Will they will be 
allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  The guys at WASTELAND like 
really pulled together to get a 2-3-0 this turn, moving up by 3.  Cut this out and 
put it in your scrapbooks, HIP HOP HEROES!  'Cause they got 4-0-0 and moved up to 
1st!  MVP award for SUSHI HANGOVER?  FISHY FISHY FISH's proud of him after beating 
LOST and getting 27 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  HAMMER TOE's match with 
EDDY cost him a loss of 20 points!  And I was just getting used to the 
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome RED ALERT.  Aren't HIP HOP HEROES 
proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't 
ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All TALCAMA ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to 
hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  TALCAMA is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED ALERT 10125              13  14  1   100       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MC SHAN 10307                12   6  0    86       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
 DIP 10267                    18  13  0    85       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
 SPOONIE G 10196              11  11  1    83       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 EDDY 10120                    4   0  0    66       SEA DOGS (224)
 LIPSTICK 10268               16  15  1    64       CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-SEVERE HEAD TRAUMA 5976       8  10  0    60       EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YIPE! 10361                   6   1  1    52       4-LETTER WORDS (706)
 HAMMER TOE 10341              5   2  0    44       STREET PIZZA (106)
 EXTRA PROTECTION #6 10439     4   0  0    40       BEEFCAKES (704)
-CHICAGO DAWES 10395           6   9  0    39       THE HIGH WAY (707)
 DRIFTWOOD 10221               4   1  1    38       SEA DOGS (224)
 SUSHI HANGOVER 10313          2   0  0    38       FISHY FISHY FISH (703)
-GALLATIN HUGHES 10393         8   7  0    37       THE HIGH WAY (707)
 HAMMER FINGER 10342           6   1  1    37       STREET PIZZA (106)
-INNISFREE JONES 10392         9   6  0    36       THE HIGH WAY (707)
 980-LB WEAKLING 10436         3   1  0    35       BEEFCAKES (704)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOO SUAVE 9338                4   3  0    33       STREET PIZZA (106)
 FROG N. STEIN 10283           1   1  0    32       UNDEAD FROGS (694)
 CHUM 10254                    3   1  0    30       SEA DOGS (224)
-ALBUQUERQUE BOONE 10391       6   9  1    28       THE HIGH WAY (707)
 PENGUIN HEYDAY 10469          2   0  0    27       I WAS THINKING? (705)
-DA1 10205                     3   1  1    24       HIP HOP HEROES (511)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-EDINBURG FINN 10394           4  11  0    23       THE HIGH WAY (707)
 SCOTT LA ROCK 10326           1   0  0    21       HIP HOP HEROES (511)
 STRAWBABERRY 10450            3   0  0    19       BEEFCAKES (704)
 DRONE B5 10457                1   0  0    18       TOLBINS HIVE B (711)
 LOST 10360                    5   2  0    17       4-LETTER WORDS (706)
 VANILLA COFFEES 10419         3   2  0    17       I WAS THINKING? (705)
 INNOCENT SPHINX 10466         2   0  0    17       WASTELAND (207)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ABCESS 10356                  4   2  1    15       STREET PIZZA (106)
 DRONE N 10480                 1   0  0    14       TOLBINS HIVE B (711)
 9 CORONAS 10354               2   4  0    12       I WAS THINKING? (705)
 IT'S GO TIME 10443            1   2  0    12       WASTELAND (207)
 DRONE B4 10455                0   1  0    11       TOLBINS HIVE B (711)
 EL MARIACHI LOCO 10442        2   2  0     8       I WAS THINKING? (705)
 POOL PARTY 10467              1   1  0     7       BEEFCAKES (704)
 WERE-FROG 10284               1   1  0     4       UNDEAD FROGS (694)
 HOLY GUACAMOLE 10464          1   1  0     4       WASTELAND (207)
 DRONE B3 10453                0   1  0     3       TOLBINS HIVE B (711)
 DRONE B2 10456                0   1  0     3       TOLBINS HIVE B (711)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
1 10477                 0  1 0 BEEFCAKES 704        BANDIT PRINCESS       732  NONE
SQUSH IT! 10437         0  1 0 BEEFCAKES 704        ABCESS 10356          728  REVENGED
B 10478                 0  1 0 I WAS THINKING? 705  MOUNTAIN TROLL        732  NONE
MAN OVERBOARD 10479     0  1 0 SEA DOGS 224         MOUNTAIN TROLL        732  NONE
SIREN SONG 10292        0  2 0 SEA DOGS 224         MOUNTAIN TROLL        732  NONE
SOLSBURY STEAK 9339     5  1 0 STREET PIZZA 106     SPOONIE G 10196       731   
JUNK X 10428            0  1 0 UNDEAD FROGS 694     MOUNTAIN TROLL        732  NONE
A 10476                 0  1 0 WASTELAND 207        BANDIT PRINCESS       732  NONE
BANANA! 10463           0  2 0 WASTELAND 207        DARK CHAMPION         732  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Eddy is back from the dead and he is really hungry.  It looks like Street Pizza and
Beefcakes are on the menu? -- Sea Dogs

     It's a good time for eggnog, too.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SIREN SONG was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BANANA! was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
B was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
1 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
A was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAN OVERBOARD was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
JUNK X was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DIP was defeated by RED ALERT in a 2 minute veteran's Title struggle.
MC SHAN bested INNOCENT BYSTANDER in a popular 1 minute competition.
LIPSTICK was handily defeated by SPOONIE G in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
HAMMER TOE was vanquished by EDDY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TOO SUAVE was unbelievably bested by EXTRA PROTECTION #6 in a popular 7 minute fight.
980-LB WEAKLING was overcome by YIPE! in a 2 minute bout.
VANILLA COFFEES was overpowered by DRIFTWOOD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LOST was devastated by SUSHI HANGOVER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HAMMER FINGER demolished 9 CORONAS in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
ABCESS was handily defeated by FROG N. STEIN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WERE-FROG lost to DRONE N in a action packed 1 minute gruesome amateur's bout.
EL MARIACHI LOCO was beaten by DRONE B5 in a 1 minute amateur's brawl.
IT'S GO TIME devastated DRONE B2 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
STRAWBABERRY beat DRONE B3 in a 2 minute novice's bout.
PENGUIN HEYDAY overpowered FROGS FORM THE SKY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CHUM devastated POOL PARTY in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
HOLY GUACAMOLE was vanquished by SCOTT LA ROCK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
INNOCENT SPHINX overcame DRONE B4 in a 1 minute duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -   7 -  0      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -   9 -  1      61  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -  11 -  1      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY        6 -   5 -  0      55  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   5         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  11 -  0      52  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        16 -  16 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    16 -  20 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      9 -  12 -  1      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  49 -  1      27  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   4 -  0       0  |

Turn 732 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  3         2  WALL OF STEEL  
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  3     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  6         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MC SHAN 10307              12   6  0   86 HIP HOP HEROES (511)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DIP 10267                  18  13  0   85 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
STRIKING ATTACK  EDDY 10120                  4   0  0   66 SEA DOGS (224)
PARRY-LUNGE      LIPSTICK 10268             16  15  1   64 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
BASHING ATTACK   YIPE! 10361                 6   1  1   52 4-LETTER WORDS (706)
SLASHING ATTACK  HAMMER TOE 10341            5   2  0   44 STREET PIZZA (106)
TOTAL PARRY      EXTRA PROTECTION #6 10439   4   0  0   40 BEEFCAKES (704)
WALL OF STEEL    980-LB WEAKLING 10436       3   1  0   35 BEEFCAKES (704)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LIPSTICK 10268.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TOO SUAVE 9338.  The ten other most popular fighters were SIREN SONG 10292, MC 
SHAN 10307, YIPE! 10361, DRONE N 10480, STRAWBABERRY 10450, RED ALERT 10125, SPOONIE 
G 10196, EDDY 10120, HAMMER FINGER 10342, and FROG N. STEIN 10283.

The least popular fighter this week was DRONE B4 10455.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HOLY GUACAMOLE 10464, EL MARIACHI LOCO 10442, ABCESS 10356, LOST 10360, 
980-LB WEAKLING 10436, EXTRA PROTECTION #6 10439, HAMMER TOE 10341, LIPSTICK 10268, 
JUNK X 10428, and MAN OVERBOARD 10479.

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVI

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NEOSPHINCTER 7317 (182-93-1)          10  3  0         WASTELAND            
MARV JR 9288 (104-41-1)                5  3  0         WASTELAND            
PSYCHO SCIENTIST 697 (198-114-17)      3  3  0         MAD SCIENTISTS       
SMELLY SOCKS 1975 (260-111-6)          2  3  0         STREET PIZZA         
KATE 3126 (120-85-3)                   1  4  0         THIGH MASTERS        

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HE HATE ME 7820 (137-91-2)             8  3  0         WASTELAND            
SOLSBURY HILL 8558 (97-85-7)           4  3  0         STREET PIZZA         
COSMIC HAMMER 6659 (20-12-1)           3  3  0         MAD SCIENTISTS       
CANDIRU 9624 (43-12-0)                 1  4  0         STREET PIZZA         
NECROMANCER 6386 (38-31-0)             0  5  0         INCANTATION          

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BLOWN AWAY 8636 (57-42-0)              3  3  0         PENTARCHIE-18        
SMELL CAREFULLY 8889 (81-116-2)        0  2  0         STREET PIZZA         

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SPARE ANCHOR 9610 (63-33-1)            9  3  0         SEA DOGS             
JOB 6129 (21-152-0)                    5  3  0         SHEPHERDS            
BIG PIMPIN' IMP 9910 (19-8-0)          1  3  0         THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD  

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ZIZANE 9322 (3-2-0)                    1  3  0         PENTARCHIE-18        

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SUSHI HANGOVER 10313 (1-0-0)          12  2  2         FISHY FISHY FISH     

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SCOTT LA ROCK 10326 (0-0-0)            7  3  0         HIP HOP HEROES       
HARLEQUIN 10203 (0-0-0)                5  3  0         KHORS PRAETORIANS VI 
VEXX 7187 (1-0-0)                      1  3  0         VICIOUS DELITE       

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BUDDAM SMELTAXE 10405 (0-0-0)          9  3  0         DWARVEN MIGHT        
DRONE B4 10455 (0-0-0)                 6  3  0         TOLBINS HIVE B       
DRONE B1 10454 (0-0-0)                 0  1  0  DEAD   TOLBINS HIVE B       
DRONE B2 10456 (0-0-0)                 0  2  0         TOLBINS HIVE B       
DRONE B3 10453 (0-0-0)                 0  2  0         TOLBINS HIVE B       
DRONE B5 10457 (0-0-0)                 0  2  0         TOLBINS HIVE B       
GRINN 10458 (0-0-0)                    0  2  0         MISFIT MANAGERS      

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BART 7927 (15-15-2)                    5  3  1         SHEPHERDS            
IKE 6581 (17-8-0)                      3  3  0         SHEPHERDS            
PHOTON 3292 (2-4-0)                    3  3  0         MAD SCIENTISTS       
ATOMIC GOLD 7446 (3-5-0)               2  3  0         MAD SCIENTISTS       
MATHEMAGICIAN 7164 (10-9-0)            2  3  0         MAD SCIENTISTS       
MOKO JONO 7111 (10-6-0)                2  3  0         WASTELAND            
P'TAIN 9008 (11-8-0)                   1  3  0         HELLBOURNE           
SAMSON 7855 (8-7-0)                    0  2  0         SHEPHERDS            

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
KING COBRA 9098 (5-2-1)                4  3  0         THE COLD BLOODS      
SPONGEBOB 9485 (7-6-0)                 4  3  0         ERRATA               
KOOL HERC 6907 (4-2-0)                 3  3  1         HIP HOP HEROES       
GARY 9483 (8-8-0)                      0  1  0  DEAD   ERRATA               

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
EDDY 10120 (3-0-0)                    13  3  1         SEA DOGS             
T'AMON 8803 (0-0-0)                    6  3  1         HELLBOURNE           
JEBEDIAH 9669 (0-0-0)                  4  3  0         TALCAMA CADETS       

DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BATTLE CRY 1818 (0-1-0)                3  3  0         FREEWILL BURNING     

DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
COTTONMOUTH 9097 (0-1-0)               0  2  0         THE COLD BLOODS      

                                NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA

    There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office.  There 
often was, but surely not now?  Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today, 
frowned at them.
    A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter.  "I want a 
name-change," he said.  "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling 
Eyeball'?  My name is Joe, and I want to use it."
    A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him.  "And I am really tired of 
being known as 'DA Bait'."  She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood.  "I'd 
like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think."
    The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to 
a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and 
dangerous.
    Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success.  He raised his 
voice, too.  "We'll do it!  A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork 
lined up!  Two or three months, maybe--"
    The gladiators howled in protest at the delay.
    "No, listen!  The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything 
straight.  You've got to be patient.  It WILL happen!"

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     Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of January.  If 
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI