DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/25/2013 Duedate: 12/07/2013
TALCAMA ARENA
DM-18 TURN-732
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
RED ALERT
HIP HOP HEROES (511)
(18-10125) [13-14-1,100]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
RED ALERT EXTRA PROTECTION #6
HIP HOP HEROES (511) BEEFCAKES (704)
(18-10125) [13-14-1,100] (18-10439) [4-0-0,40]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
LIPSTICK TOO SUAVE
CENTER FOR OLDS (108) STREET PIZZA (106)
(18-10268) [16-15-1,64] (18-9338) [4-3-0,33]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
HIP HOP HEROES (511)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SEA DOGS (224) 52
2. TOLBINS HIVE B (711) 49 4-LETTER WORDS (706)
3. HIP HOP HEROES (511) 48 Unchartered Team
4. FISHY FISHY FISH (703) 27
5. UNDEAD FROGS (694) 13 FISHY FISHY FISH (703)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*FISHY FISHY FISH (703) 2 0 0 100 1/ 2 HIP HOP HEROES (511) 9 2 1
2/ 1 4-LETTER WORDS (706) 183 123 9 59.8 2/ 1 STREET PIZZA (106) 7 7 0
3- 2 EXTREME AGGRESSION (448) 41 36 2 53.2 3/ 3*BEEFCAKES (704) 6 4 0
4/ 0 SEA DOGS (224) 495 445 34 52.7 4/ 4 I WAS THINKING? (705) 5 5 0
5/ 3 WASTELAND (207) 726 693 43 51.2 5/ 5 4-LETTER WORDS (706) 4 2 0
6/ 4 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) %1406 %1348 78 51.1 6/ 9 WASTELAND (207) 4 6 0
7/ 5 STREET PIZZA (106) 765 821 56 48.2 7/ 0 SEA DOGS (224) 3 2 0
8/ 8 HIP HOP HEROES (511) 56 71 4 44.1 8- 6 THE HIGH WAY (707) 2 3 0
9- 7 THE HIGH WAY (707) 33 42 1 44.0 9/ 0*TOLBINS HIVE B (711) 2 3 0
10/ 6 I WAS THINKING? (705) 23 31 0 42.6 10/ 0*FISHY FISHY FISH (703) 1 0 0
11/ 0*TOLBINS HIVE B (711) 2 3 0 40.0 11- 7 EXTREME AGGRESSION (448) 1 1 0
12/ 9*BEEFCAKES (704) 11 19 0 36.7 12/ 0 UNDEAD FROGS (694) 1 2 0
13/ 0 UNDEAD FROGS (694) 9 23 1 28.1 13/ 8 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
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TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 741): BOBO THE DOG BOY of CARNIVAL FREAKS (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 623): PETER NETLEY of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 746): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 718): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 742): ISOBEL KLINE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 737): SON OF JOHN of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALBOA of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 730): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 731): DIP of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 730): CENTAURIAN of BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 696): ONE MIC of STILLMATIC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 685): TALKS NONSTOP of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 679): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 629): ATOMIC PUNK of VAN DUEL (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): DANG LEN of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 623): CRYSOPRASE of ILLFANG PACT (She-Puppy, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 741): LOW ROAD 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 623): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 746): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 718): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 742): PLAY BALL (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 737): BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 745): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 730): THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 731): STREET PIZZA (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 730): BEN'S BAZAAR (Gentleben, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 696): TOLBINS HIVE D (Tolbin, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 685): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 679): DEALER'S CHOICE (The Dealer, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 629): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 623) PLAY BALL et al (The Dealer, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 740): MUTANT BLOWBY of GOD SQUAD (Floyd, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 746): ARGULA of VEGGIES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 718): THE UPTIGHT MAN of OUT OF PROZAC (The Upright Man, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 742): ISOBEL KLINE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 745): BALOR of DEMONS & DEVILS (Manager, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 730): AGENT OF BRUTALITY of EXTREME AGGRESSION (Var, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 628): SKALVORD of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 575): SUBWAY of PUBLIC TRANSIT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. TALCAMA needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Like, STREET PIZZA
had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by HIP HOP HEROES! Way to
go HIP HOP HEROES! Uncool, CENTER FOR OLDS. I mean 0-2-0 is bad. Will they will be
allowed to fight? I say use 'em for training practice! The guys at WASTELAND like
really pulled together to get a 2-3-0 this turn, moving up by 3. Cut this out and
put it in your scrapbooks, HIP HOP HEROES! 'Cause they got 4-0-0 and moved up to
1st! MVP award for SUSHI HANGOVER? FISHY FISHY FISH's proud of him after beating
LOST and getting 27 points. Talk about yer major upsets! HAMMER TOE's match with
EDDY cost him a loss of 20 points! And I was just getting used to the
ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) Oh well, welcome RED ALERT. Aren't HIP HOP HEROES
proud. (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't
ask me!
AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it.
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All TALCAMA ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to
hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. TALCAMA is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much! I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
RED ALERT 10125 13 14 1 100 HIP HOP HEROES (511)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MC SHAN 10307 12 6 0 86 HIP HOP HEROES (511)
DIP 10267 18 13 0 85 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
SPOONIE G 10196 11 11 1 83 HIP HOP HEROES (511)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EDDY 10120 4 0 0 66 SEA DOGS (224)
LIPSTICK 10268 16 15 1 64 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
-SEVERE HEAD TRAUMA 5976 8 10 0 60 EXTREME AGGRESSION (448)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
YIPE! 10361 6 1 1 52 4-LETTER WORDS (706)
HAMMER TOE 10341 5 2 0 44 STREET PIZZA (106)
EXTRA PROTECTION #6 10439 4 0 0 40 BEEFCAKES (704)
-CHICAGO DAWES 10395 6 9 0 39 THE HIGH WAY (707)
DRIFTWOOD 10221 4 1 1 38 SEA DOGS (224)
SUSHI HANGOVER 10313 2 0 0 38 FISHY FISHY FISH (703)
-GALLATIN HUGHES 10393 8 7 0 37 THE HIGH WAY (707)
HAMMER FINGER 10342 6 1 1 37 STREET PIZZA (106)
-INNISFREE JONES 10392 9 6 0 36 THE HIGH WAY (707)
980-LB WEAKLING 10436 3 1 0 35 BEEFCAKES (704)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOO SUAVE 9338 4 3 0 33 STREET PIZZA (106)
FROG N. STEIN 10283 1 1 0 32 UNDEAD FROGS (694)
CHUM 10254 3 1 0 30 SEA DOGS (224)
-ALBUQUERQUE BOONE 10391 6 9 1 28 THE HIGH WAY (707)
PENGUIN HEYDAY 10469 2 0 0 27 I WAS THINKING? (705)
-DA1 10205 3 1 1 24 HIP HOP HEROES (511)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-EDINBURG FINN 10394 4 11 0 23 THE HIGH WAY (707)
SCOTT LA ROCK 10326 1 0 0 21 HIP HOP HEROES (511)
STRAWBABERRY 10450 3 0 0 19 BEEFCAKES (704)
DRONE B5 10457 1 0 0 18 TOLBINS HIVE B (711)
LOST 10360 5 2 0 17 4-LETTER WORDS (706)
VANILLA COFFEES 10419 3 2 0 17 I WAS THINKING? (705)
INNOCENT SPHINX 10466 2 0 0 17 WASTELAND (207)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ABCESS 10356 4 2 1 15 STREET PIZZA (106)
DRONE N 10480 1 0 0 14 TOLBINS HIVE B (711)
9 CORONAS 10354 2 4 0 12 I WAS THINKING? (705)
IT'S GO TIME 10443 1 2 0 12 WASTELAND (207)
DRONE B4 10455 0 1 0 11 TOLBINS HIVE B (711)
EL MARIACHI LOCO 10442 2 2 0 8 I WAS THINKING? (705)
POOL PARTY 10467 1 1 0 7 BEEFCAKES (704)
WERE-FROG 10284 1 1 0 4 UNDEAD FROGS (694)
HOLY GUACAMOLE 10464 1 1 0 4 WASTELAND (207)
DRONE B3 10453 0 1 0 3 TOLBINS HIVE B (711)
DRONE B2 10456 0 1 0 3 TOLBINS HIVE B (711)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
1 10477 0 1 0 BEEFCAKES 704 BANDIT PRINCESS 732 NONE
SQUSH IT! 10437 0 1 0 BEEFCAKES 704 ABCESS 10356 728 REVENGED
B 10478 0 1 0 I WAS THINKING? 705 MOUNTAIN TROLL 732 NONE
MAN OVERBOARD 10479 0 1 0 SEA DOGS 224 MOUNTAIN TROLL 732 NONE
SIREN SONG 10292 0 2 0 SEA DOGS 224 MOUNTAIN TROLL 732 NONE
SOLSBURY STEAK 9339 5 1 0 STREET PIZZA 106 SPOONIE G 10196 731
JUNK X 10428 0 1 0 UNDEAD FROGS 694 MOUNTAIN TROLL 732 NONE
A 10476 0 1 0 WASTELAND 207 BANDIT PRINCESS 732 NONE
BANANA! 10463 0 2 0 WASTELAND 207 DARK CHAMPION 732 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Eddy is back from the dead and he is really hungry. It looks like Street Pizza and
Beefcakes are on the menu? -- Sea Dogs
It's a good time for eggnog, too.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SIREN SONG was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
BANANA! was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
B was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
1 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
A was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAN OVERBOARD was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
JUNK X was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
DIP was defeated by RED ALERT in a 2 minute veteran's Title struggle.
MC SHAN bested INNOCENT BYSTANDER in a popular 1 minute competition.
LIPSTICK was handily defeated by SPOONIE G in a 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
HAMMER TOE was vanquished by EDDY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TOO SUAVE was unbelievably bested by EXTRA PROTECTION #6 in a popular 7 minute fight.
980-LB WEAKLING was overcome by YIPE! in a 2 minute bout.
VANILLA COFFEES was overpowered by DRIFTWOOD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LOST was devastated by SUSHI HANGOVER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
HAMMER FINGER demolished 9 CORONAS in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
ABCESS was handily defeated by FROG N. STEIN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WERE-FROG lost to DRONE N in a action packed 1 minute gruesome amateur's bout.
EL MARIACHI LOCO was beaten by DRONE B5 in a 1 minute amateur's brawl.
IT'S GO TIME devastated DRONE B2 in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
STRAWBABERRY beat DRONE B3 in a 2 minute novice's bout.
PENGUIN HEYDAY overpowered FROGS FORM THE SKY in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
CHUM devastated POOL PARTY in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
HOLY GUACAMOLE was vanquished by SCOTT LA ROCK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
INNOCENT SPHINX overcame DRONE B4 in a 1 minute duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 7 - 0 70 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 14 - 9 - 1 61 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-LUNGE 17 - 11 - 1 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 5 - 0 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 11 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 16 - 16 - 1 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 20 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 12 - 1 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 49 - 1 27 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 4 - 0 0 |
Turn 732 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 6 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK MC SHAN 10307 12 6 0 86 HIP HOP HEROES (511)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DIP 10267 18 13 0 85 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
STRIKING ATTACK EDDY 10120 4 0 0 66 SEA DOGS (224)
PARRY-LUNGE LIPSTICK 10268 16 15 1 64 CENTER FOR OLDS (108)
BASHING ATTACK YIPE! 10361 6 1 1 52 4-LETTER WORDS (706)
SLASHING ATTACK HAMMER TOE 10341 5 2 0 44 STREET PIZZA (106)
TOTAL PARRY EXTRA PROTECTION #6 10439 4 0 0 40 BEEFCAKES (704)
WALL OF STEEL 980-LB WEAKLING 10436 3 1 0 35 BEEFCAKES (704)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is LIPSTICK 10268. The most popular warrior this turn
was TOO SUAVE 9338. The ten other most popular fighters were SIREN SONG 10292, MC
SHAN 10307, YIPE! 10361, DRONE N 10480, STRAWBABERRY 10450, RED ALERT 10125, SPOONIE
G 10196, EDDY 10120, HAMMER FINGER 10342, and FROG N. STEIN 10283.
The least popular fighter this week was DRONE B4 10455. The other ten least popular
fighters were HOLY GUACAMOLE 10464, EL MARIACHI LOCO 10442, ABCESS 10356, LOST 10360,
980-LB WEAKLING 10436, EXTRA PROTECTION #6 10439, HAMMER TOE 10341, LIPSTICK 10268,
JUNK X 10428, and MAN OVERBOARD 10479.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVI
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NEOSPHINCTER 7317 (182-93-1) 10 3 0 WASTELAND
MARV JR 9288 (104-41-1) 5 3 0 WASTELAND
PSYCHO SCIENTIST 697 (198-114-17) 3 3 0 MAD SCIENTISTS
SMELLY SOCKS 1975 (260-111-6) 2 3 0 STREET PIZZA
KATE 3126 (120-85-3) 1 4 0 THIGH MASTERS
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HE HATE ME 7820 (137-91-2) 8 3 0 WASTELAND
SOLSBURY HILL 8558 (97-85-7) 4 3 0 STREET PIZZA
COSMIC HAMMER 6659 (20-12-1) 3 3 0 MAD SCIENTISTS
CANDIRU 9624 (43-12-0) 1 4 0 STREET PIZZA
NECROMANCER 6386 (38-31-0) 0 5 0 INCANTATION
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BLOWN AWAY 8636 (57-42-0) 3 3 0 PENTARCHIE-18
SMELL CAREFULLY 8889 (81-116-2) 0 2 0 STREET PIZZA
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SPARE ANCHOR 9610 (63-33-1) 9 3 0 SEA DOGS
JOB 6129 (21-152-0) 5 3 0 SHEPHERDS
BIG PIMPIN' IMP 9910 (19-8-0) 1 3 0 THE GRATEFUL UNDEAD
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ZIZANE 9322 (3-2-0) 1 3 0 PENTARCHIE-18
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SUSHI HANGOVER 10313 (1-0-0) 12 2 2 FISHY FISHY FISH
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SCOTT LA ROCK 10326 (0-0-0) 7 3 0 HIP HOP HEROES
HARLEQUIN 10203 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 KHORS PRAETORIANS VI
VEXX 7187 (1-0-0) 1 3 0 VICIOUS DELITE
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BUDDAM SMELTAXE 10405 (0-0-0) 9 3 0 DWARVEN MIGHT
DRONE B4 10455 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 TOLBINS HIVE B
DRONE B1 10454 (0-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD TOLBINS HIVE B
DRONE B2 10456 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 TOLBINS HIVE B
DRONE B3 10453 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 TOLBINS HIVE B
DRONE B5 10457 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 TOLBINS HIVE B
GRINN 10458 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 MISFIT MANAGERS
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BART 7927 (15-15-2) 5 3 1 SHEPHERDS
IKE 6581 (17-8-0) 3 3 0 SHEPHERDS
PHOTON 3292 (2-4-0) 3 3 0 MAD SCIENTISTS
ATOMIC GOLD 7446 (3-5-0) 2 3 0 MAD SCIENTISTS
MATHEMAGICIAN 7164 (10-9-0) 2 3 0 MAD SCIENTISTS
MOKO JONO 7111 (10-6-0) 2 3 0 WASTELAND
P'TAIN 9008 (11-8-0) 1 3 0 HELLBOURNE
SAMSON 7855 (8-7-0) 0 2 0 SHEPHERDS
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KING COBRA 9098 (5-2-1) 4 3 0 THE COLD BLOODS
SPONGEBOB 9485 (7-6-0) 4 3 0 ERRATA
KOOL HERC 6907 (4-2-0) 3 3 1 HIP HOP HEROES
GARY 9483 (8-8-0) 0 1 0 DEAD ERRATA
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
EDDY 10120 (3-0-0) 13 3 1 SEA DOGS
T'AMON 8803 (0-0-0) 6 3 1 HELLBOURNE
JEBEDIAH 9669 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 TALCAMA CADETS
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BATTLE CRY 1818 (0-1-0) 3 3 0 FREEWILL BURNING
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
COTTONMOUTH 9097 (0-1-0) 0 2 0 THE COLD BLOODS
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office. There
often was, but surely not now? Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today,
frowned at them.
A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter. "I want a
name-change," he said. "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling
Eyeball'? My name is Joe, and I want to use it."
A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him. "And I am really tired of
being known as 'DA Bait'." She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood. "I'd
like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think."
The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to
a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and
dangerous.
Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success. He raised his
voice, too. "We'll do it! A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork
lined up! Two or three months, maybe--"
The gladiators howled in protest at the delay.
"No, listen! The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything
straight. You've got to be patient. It WILL happen!"
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of January. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI