DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/03/2014 Duedate: 03/15/2014 TALCAMA ARENA DM-18 TURN-739 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS CRUSH THE DOCTOR NEXT GENERATION (547) (18-9585) [12-4-0,112] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader CRUSH THE DOCTOR RAIN MAN NEXT GENERATION (547) THE MENTORS (609) (18-9585) [12-4-0,112] (18-8344) [6-1-0,71] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite PENGUINICILLIN RAIN MAN ANIMAL PHARM (533) THE MENTORS (609) (18-7224) [15-15-1,97] (18-8344) [6-1-0,71] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM NEXT GENERATION (547) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. NEXT GENERATION (547) 29 2. ANIMAL PHARM (533) 26 NEXT GENERATION (547) 3. THE MENTORS (609) 26 Unchartered Team 4. STREET PIZZA (106) 22 5. STONE COLD (713) 18 THE MENTORS (609) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1 NEXT GENERATION (547) 254 149 11 63.0 1/ 1 NEXT GENERATION (547) 9 1 0 2/ 4*THE MENTORS (609) 15 9 1 62.5 2/ 2 STREET PIZZA (106) 7 2 0 3/ 2 4-LETTER WORDS (706) 192 128 9 60.0 3/ 4 ANIMAL PHARM (533) 6 6 1 4/ 3 ANIMAL PHARM (533) 85 63 6 57.4 4/ 5*STONE COLD (713) 5 6 0 5- 5 SEA DOGS (224) 501 447 34 52.8 5/10*THE MENTORS (609) 5 7 0 6/ 6 WASTELAND (207) 733 699 43 51.2 6/ 3 4-LETTER WORDS (706) 3 3 0 7/ 7 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) %1407 %1357 78 50.9 7/ 9 BEEFCAKES (704) 2 1 0 8/ 9 STREET PIZZA (106) 780 828 56 48.5 8/ 6 HIP HOP HEROES (511) 2 8 0 9/ 8*STONE COLD (713) 5 6 0 45.5 9- 7 SEA DOGS (224) 1 0 0 10/10 HIP HOP HEROES (511) 66 83 5 44.3 10/ 8 WASTELAND (207) 1 2 0 11/11 BEEFCAKES (704) 16 26 0 38.1 11/12 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) 0 3 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 748): WYRTHA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 630): MAUL ON WHEELS of THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 753): MELONDARION NORIS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 725): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 749): BLACK DEATH of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 744): JUGGERNAUT of MACHINES OF WAR (Rosebud?, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 737): HILLARY of THE MENTORS (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 738): BARRACUDAFED of ANIMAL PHARM (Manray, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 737): JACK B. QUICK of ALL JACKED UP II (Pat Sajak, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 703): SANFORD'S OTHER SON of MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): DIRTY DIAPERS of BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 685): STUD of DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 636): MOONDARK of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 304): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 297): JOHNNY APPLESEED of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 582): MILKY WAYNE of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 630): SATCHEL of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 748): RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 630): THE RUNAROUND (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 753): OUR HIGHEST HONOR (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 725): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 749): BIG SHOTS (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 744): MEDAL OF HONOR Y2 (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 752): BEACH BABES (Jorja, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 737): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 738): NEXT GENERATION (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 736): THE CEREAL KILLERS (?, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 703): PORN IN A BARN (Chuck, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 692): BASH BROS CHILDREN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 322): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 685): DEALER'S CHOICE (Coach, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 636): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 304): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 297): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 582): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 273): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 630) BRUTAL LEGION et al (Seraphim, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 748): RUN'S HOUSE of RUN DMC (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 753): MELONDARION NORIS of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DUDE #1 of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 725): BEAST MODE of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 743): BLIND BLAKE of BLACK AND BLUES (Howlin' Wolf, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 752): GANNUCK of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 736): HREIDMAR THE RED of VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 737): BELL of OMINOUS REIGN (Archaic Elf, mgr.) BONHAM of MASTERS OF MELODY (Dr. Feelgood, mgr.) TORINO of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 635): PUMA of WILDCATS (Papa Bear, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): SERVED of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) SPY REPORT It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty, and despair! What's a move up by 5 you ask? (alright, maybe you didn't ask) Cause for celebration, according to THE MENTORS. Good things come to those who fight well, as STREET PIZZA can attest, moving up by 0. Practice pays for PICK HARD, who pummelled YIPE!, to pocket 14 points. YIPE! certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to PICK HARD and losing 9 points in the process! In TALCAMA, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, CRUSH THE DOCTOR. So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me. So much to report, so little time! Perhaps the warriors of STREET PIZZA should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... Like a pup with its tail between its legs, ANIMAL PHARM scurried away from STREET PIZZA. Oh, the shame! Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and PENGUINICILLIN is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't ANIMAL PHARM proud! Take heed TALCAMA, of the unprincipled action of PENGUINICILLIN. By challenging DIP, 17 points below it, PENGUINICILLIN besmirches the noble art of dueling. PENGUINICILLIN overcame DIP with a point difference of 17. So this is what TALCAMA calls a duel. This will make an interesting tale. Do my ears deceive me? OXYCONTIN-TAIL (outclassed by 27 points) challenged STRAWBABERRY, in what promises to be a fight.(!) Fixed fights? Paybacks? Blind luck? Whatever, OXYCONTIN-TAIL challenged STRAWBABERRY, OXYCONTIN-TAIL the underdog by 27 points. Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after life! Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting! Do not think spyreporting in TALCAMA is the highlight of my life. My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for TALCAMA? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CRUSH THE DOCTOR 9585 12 4 0 112 NEXT GENERATION (547) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CRUSHING BRATZ 9153 12 5 1 147 NEXT GENERATION (547) -EDDY 10120 8 1 0 105 SEA DOGS (224) PENGUINICILLIN 7224 15 15 1 97 ANIMAL PHARM (533) -R-1 9490 16 3 0 95 NEXT GENERATION (547) -COUNSELOR OBVIOUS 10133 11 3 0 92 NEXT GENERATION (547) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BARRACUDAFED 7627 12 7 2 90 ANIMAL PHARM (533) PICK HARD 10134 7 1 0 77 NEXT GENERATION (547) DIP 10267 18 20 0 74 CENTER FOR OLDS (108) RAIN MAN 8344 6 1 0 71 THE MENTORS (609) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HAMMER FINGER 10342 11 3 1 66 STREET PIZZA (106) ABCESS 10356 11 2 1 62 STREET PIZZA (106) LOST 10360 11 3 0 59 4-LETTER WORDS (706) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME YIPE! 10361 9 5 1 56 4-LETTER WORDS (706) -DRIFTWOOD 10221 6 1 1 56 SEA DOGS (224) SPOONIE G 10196 12 17 1 54 HIP HOP HEROES (511) TOO SUAVE 9338 7 7 0 51 STREET PIZZA (106) -ZOCORCUPINE 7882 6 1 0 43 ANIMAL PHARM (533) -EXTRA PROTECTION #6 10439 5 1 0 41 BEEFCAKES (704) -INNOCENT SPHINX 10466 4 0 0 41 WASTELAND (207) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SCOTT LA ROCK 10326 3 1 0 35 HIP HOP HEROES (511) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GRANITE 10494 3 0 0 33 STONE COLD (713) OXYCONTIN-TAIL 7915 2 1 0 33 ANIMAL PHARM (533) -CHUM 10254 3 1 0 30 SEA DOGS (224) STRAWBABERRY 10450 6 2 0 28 BEEFCAKES (704) -IT'S GO TIME 10443 2 3 0 26 WASTELAND (207) CONFUSION 8347 3 2 0 25 THE MENTORS (609) -DA1 10205 3 1 1 24 HIP HOP HEROES (511) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HOLY GUACAMOLE 10464 5 3 0 22 WASTELAND (207) EMOTICON 10309 2 1 0 22 THE MENTORS (609) -980-LB WEAKLING 10436 3 3 0 19 BEEFCAKES (704) -POOL PARTY 10467 2 2 0 8 BEEFCAKES (704) -ROWDY RODDY 10496 0 1 0 7 STONE COLD (713) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? BITTER PILLBUG 10517 0 1 0 ANIMAL PHARM 533 MERCENARY TAO 739 NONE ROCKY 10497 1 2 0 STONE COLD 713 DARK CHAMPION 739 NONE SHALE 10498 1 2 0 STONE COLD 713 WIRYDON THE GIAN 739 NONE PERSONAL ADS This personal contains no information. You need not read it. It exists only to convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to print. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ROCKY was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. SHALE was slaughtered by WIRYDON THE GIANTESS in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle. BITTER PILLBUG 2 was easily killed by MERCENARY TAO in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. PENGUINICILLIN overpowered DIP in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge duel. PICK HARD devastated YIPE! in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. GRANITE demolished HOLY GUACAMOLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. OXYCONTIN-TAIL vanquished STRAWBABERRY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. BARRACUDAFED was overpowered by CRUSH THE DOCTOR in a 1 minute mismatched Title brawl. RAIN MAN overpowered SPOONIE G in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee. ABCESS vanquished DARK CIRCLE FAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel. HAMMER FINGER vanquished SCOTT LA ROCK in a 1 minute one-sided duel. TOO SUAVE overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gory uneven match. LOST overpowered CARELESS WEAPONSMITH in a 1 minute one-sided match. CONFUSION devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 2 minute mismatched conflict. EMOTICON demolished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a tiring 3 minute mismatched match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 29 - 11 - 2 73 | |AIMED BLOW 5 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 4 - 0 64 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 24 - 14 - 1 63 | |LUNGING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 6 - 1 63 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 9 - 0 61 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 16 - 0 59 | |SLASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 20 - 24 - 1 45 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 29 - 0 26 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 15 - 0 21 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 - 0 0 | Turn 739 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 6 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK CRUSH THE DOCTOR 9585 12 4 0 112 NEXT GENERATION (547) LUNGING ATTACK RAIN MAN 8344 6 1 0 71 THE MENTORS (609) PARRY-LUNGE ABCESS 10356 11 2 1 62 STREET PIZZA (106) SLASHING ATTACK LOST 10360 11 3 0 59 4-LETTER WORDS (706) BASHING ATTACK YIPE! 10361 9 5 1 56 4-LETTER WORDS (706) AIMED BLOW SCOTT LA ROCK 10326 3 1 0 35 HIP HOP HEROES (511) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is PENGUINICILLIN 7224. The most popular warrior this turn was RAIN MAN 8344. The ten other most popular fighters were ROCKY 10497, PENGUINICILLIN 7224, GRANITE 10494, TOO SUAVE 9338, CONFUSION 8347, PICK HARD 10134, OXYCONTIN-TAIL 7915, CRUSH THE DOCTOR 9585, ABCESS 10356, and HAMMER FINGER 10342. The least popular fighter this week was EMOTICON 10309. The other ten least popular fighters were SCOTT LA ROCK 10326, SPOONIE G 10196, BARRACUDAFED 7627, STRAWBABERRY 10450, HOLY GUACAMOLE 10464, YIPE! 10361, BITTER PILLBUG 2 10517, SHALE 10498, DIP 10267, and LOST 10360.