DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/19/2026    Duedate: 04/01/2026

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM 19    TURN 1044

This Week's Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

JAWS
UNDER THE SEA (533)
(19-6227) [15-20-3,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

JAWS                           POSITION IS EMPTY
UNDER THE SEA (533)            
(19-6227) [15-20-3,115]        

Popularity Leader              This Week's Favorite

CRAZY HORSE                    LITTLE BEAR
LAKOTA (167)                   LAKOTA (167)
(19-1746) [15-14-0,94]         (19-2075) [4-4-0,55]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CHAOS KIDS (384)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LAKOTA (167)                  36 
2. THE ALLIANCE (542)            26    CHAOS KIDS (384)
3. CHAOS KIDS (384)              15    Unchartered Team
4. THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)    8  
5. UNDERWORLD (201)              2     EUREKA (498)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)      5   0  0 100.   1/ 2 CHAOS KIDS (384)          8  6 0
 2- 4*DRUNK HISTORY (534)        4   3  0 57.1   2/ 1 UNDER THE SEA (533)       6  5 0
 3- 5 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)    202 189  8 51.7   3/ 4 THE ALLIANCE (542)        6  9 0
 4/ 6 CHAOS KIDS (384)         240 225 12 51.6   4/ 6 LAKOTA (167)              4  4 0
 5/ 7 UNDERWORLD (201)          45  44  1 50.6   5/ 7 UNDERWORLD (201)          3  3 0
 6/ 8 UNDER THE SEA (533)       75  85 15 46.9   6- 5*WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)     2  0 0
 7/ 9 LAKOTA (167)              61  79  3 43.6   7- 8*MOON UNIT MONKS (509)     2  5 1
 8/10 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)   5   9  1 35.7   8-10*DRUNK HISTORY (534)       1  0 0
 9/11 THE ALLIANCE (542)        26  49  1 34.7   9/12 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241) 1  2 0
10-12*MOON UNIT MONKS (509)      2   5  1 28.6  10- 3 DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     1  2 0
11/13 THE MAGNIFICENT MAG (241)189 512 35 27.0  11/11 FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  1  3 1
12-14*OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)       1   5  0 16.7  12-13*OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)      1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Thankyouthankyou.  It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in 
ZUWAYZA.  Hope you enjoy the show.  Oh, who am I kidding?  I already got paid!  Say 
good-bye to UNDER THE SEA, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the 
CHAOS KIDS stable.  It was a tough week for DEMONIC CHILI'S, to drop 7 places in the 
rankings.  Coming up with a solid 1-0-0 outing, THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS has advanced 3 
places in the rankings.  Hey everybody, watch out for SPOTTED EAGLE, who flew up 25 
points in the rankings after mashing WEEPY WILLOW like a melon.  Keep your eye on 
this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  WEEPY WILLOW 
was subdued by SPOTTED EAGLE and drops 24 points.  Drawing on all of his experience 
as a 15-13-0 warrior, CRAZY HORSE went for the Duelmastership against JAWS this week. 
Well, everybody's pal JAWS moved his record to 15-20-3 by defeating CRAZY HORSE in 
the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 6 recognition points.  4 out of 5 gladiators 
surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ZUWAYZA arena.  Did you 
hear that UNDERWORLD was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of UNDERWORLD's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you who like math, 
try this one:  UNDERWORLD + Weapons That go Boom = LAKOTA + Avoid City.   
     Death is kind of like a new puppy:  he's always around wanting to play.  (Ha 
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?).  Knowing when to use the right tactics at 
the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, there's the manager of the ZUWAYZA giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JAWS 6227                    15  20  3 115         UNDER THE SEA (533)       

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PORCELAIN DOLL 6273          17   6  0 111         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
 BOB BEGGER 3172              11   7  0  96         UNDERWORLD (201)          
 CRAZY HORSE 1746             15  14  0  94         LAKOTA (167)              

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALMANAC 6249                 17  15  1  86         THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-JACKWAGON 6318                5   0  0  74         WRATHMEN 25-113 (544)     
 PLATINUM 6302                 8   7  0  69         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 CALL GIRL 2971                6   1  0  69         UNDERWORLD (201)          
 BROAD BILL 6250              11  15  4  68         UNDER THE SEA (533)       

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UREA 2451                     8   8  0  61         UNDERWORLD (201)          
-COLONEL TAYLOR 6234           4   3  0  57         DRUNK HISTORY (534)       

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITTLE BEAR 2075              4   4  0  55         LAKOTA (167)              
 SPOTTED EAGLE 2047            4   7  1  53         LAKOTA (167)              
 BLACK KNIFE 1973              7   4  0  47         LAKOTA (167)              
 RICOCHET 6297                 5  12  2  42         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
-CARIBEAN RED 6311             7   5  1  41         DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     
-RABBI LINGUEL 5997            2   0  1  41         MOON UNIT MONKS (509)     
 RIP TIDE 6285                 6  11  1  36         CHAOS KIDS (384)          
 HAMBY 6322                    6   7  1  34         CHAOS KIDS (384)          

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WEEPY WILLOW 6291             5   6  1  32         FAR TRAVELERS 2575 (541)  
 JACQUES 6298                  4   1  0  29         UNDER THE SEA (533)       
-SPICE GIRL 6333               3   2  0  25         DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     
 NEON PEON 6368                3   1  0  25         THE ALLIANCE (542)        

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CAJUN CHAOS 6337              2   3  0  24         DEMONIC CHILI'S (518)     

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MUDD 6327                     3   7  0  20         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
 CYNERGY 6381                  1   0  0  15         THE ALLIANCE (542)        
-BLESS 5996                    0   2  0  12         MOON UNIT MONKS (509)     
-PHILOSTALGIA 6363             1   3  0   6         OZBOZOLGISTS 6 (546)      

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
AUDREY II 6331          6  2 0 CHAOS KIDS 384       WEEPY WILLOW 6291     1043  
NO 5 6380               0  1 0 THE ALLIANCE 542     NOACHIAN              1044 NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NO 5 was butchered by NOACHIAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CRAZY HORSE was unbelievably bested by JAWS in a 2 minute Challenge Title battle.
LITTLE BEAR was luckily beaten by CALL GIRL in a 8 minute Challenge duel.
PORCELAIN DOLL devastated PLATINUM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BOB BEGGER demolished BROAD BILL in a 3 minute mismatched competition.
UREA was vanquished by ALMANAC in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
JACQUES was savagely defeated by RICOCHET in a 10 minute bloody brawl.
BLACK KNIFE overpowered HAMBY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
WEEPY WILLOW was vanquished by SPOTTED EAGLE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
RIP TIDE viciously subdued MUDD in a popular 7 minute gory duel.
NEON PEON overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CYNERGY overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   4 -  0      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  18 -  3      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  15 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  18 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  25 -  2      46  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -  13 -  2      43  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  33 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK     6 -  12 -  0      33  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         AIMED BLOW         3 -   8 -  0      27  |

Turn 1044 was great if you    Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        2 -  3         3  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  PORCELAIN DOLL 6273        17   6  0  111 CHAOS KIDS (384)
TOTAL PARRY      BOB BEGGER 3172            11   7  0   96 UNDERWORLD (201)
LUNGING ATTACK   CRAZY HORSE 1746           15  14  0   94 LAKOTA (167)
AIMED BLOW       PLATINUM 6302               8   7  0   69 THE ALLIANCE (542)
PARRY-STRIKE     BLACK KNIFE 1973            7   4  0   47 LAKOTA (167)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is CRAZY HORSE 1746.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LITTLE BEAR 2075.  The ten other most popular fighters were RIP TIDE 6285, 
CALL GIRL 2971, CRAZY HORSE 1746, BROAD BILL 6250, MUDD 6327, JAWS 6227, BOB BEGGER 
3172, RICOCHET 6297, SPOTTED EAGLE 2047, and PORCELAIN DOLL 6273.

The least popular fighter this week was JACQUES 6298.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HAMBY 6322, UREA 2451, PLATINUM 6302, NO 5 6380, CYNERGY 6381, WEEPY 
WILLOW 6291, NEON PEON 6368, BLACK KNIFE 1973, ALMANAC 6249, and PORCELAIN DOLL 6273.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

JAWS (19-6227) UNDER THE SEA (533)
CRAZY HORSE (19-1746) LAKOTA (167)