DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 09/01/2005 Duedate: 09/14/2005 ZUWAYZA ARENA DM-19 TURN-517 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS ELLE THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) (19-4003) [10-8-0,84] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader ELLE POSITION IS EMPTY THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) (19-4003) [10-8-0,84] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite ELLE PUTRID DEFILER THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) KARNHORN KARNAGE (310) (19-4003) [10-8-0,84] (19-4323) [1-0-0,11] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM FUNKY FOLK (405) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. KARNHORN KARNAGE (310) 34 2. THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) 16 FUNKY FOLK (405) 3. FUNKY FOLK (405) 11 Unchartered Team CHAOS ALL-STARS (203) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (405) 30 28 1 51.7 1/ 1 FUNKY FOLK (405) 7 3 1 2/ 3 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 294 391 14 42.9 2/ 2 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 4 6 1 3/ 0 KARNHORN KARNAGE (310) 30 45 3 40.0 3/ 0 KARNHORN KARNAGE (310) 3 0 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. A Veteran Mercenary? That's ALL this arena can come up with? Why is it even running fights, then? Elle SPY REPORT Greetings, warriors of ZUWAYZA! Once again I've been called out of retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting. What's with CORPSE SITTER? He actually beat ZUWAYZA's CONVICTED THIEF, and walked away with 13 more points from the fight. Try as he might, M. CHARDINEE wasn't good enough at persuading ELLE to step down from the Duelmaster's throne... Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting! No matter the time or place, men will always duel. How well I know the feeling of being in the most avoided team! Don't fall out of practive, THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS! Management must be dealin', as the boys at FUNKY FOLK ain't reelin'! THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS' mad! Warriors of ZUWAYZA unite. You have only your games to lose! Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor. You young rapscallions, take note! Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt. Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it before you read it. Oh, well. I don't want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ELLE 4003 10 8 0 84 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SUE SHE 4844 6 1 1 68 FUNKY FOLK (405) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME JERRY ATTRICKS 4797 8 7 0 58 FUNKY FOLK (405) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SPORTS III 4812 5 11 1 27 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -DOUG DEEP 4852 2 0 0 21 FUNKY FOLK (405) CORPSE SITTER 4339 1 0 0 13 KARNHORN KARNAGE (310) PUTRID DEFILER 4323 1 0 0 11 KARNHORN KARNAGE (310) GELEB FLAMEFINGER 4338 1 0 0 10 KARNHORN KARNAGE (310) HOT ROD 4854 0 1 0 1 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) CAT FANCY 4853 0 1 0 1 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? JILL OPPY 4821 3 2 0 FUNKY FOLK 405 SPORTS III 4812 515 JUST REV (PLAIN WRAPPER) 4004 10 7 0 THE MAGNIFICENT M 241 SUE SHE 4844 516 PERSONAL ADS Jerry Attricks -- What did *I* do? Oh, gods, I totaled the car and didn't even REALIZE it. Well, I'm sorry, okay? But that thing shouldn't have been on the road. -- Sports Ill, not terribly repentant Jerry Attricks -- Go ahead and kill the jock. We won't care at all. -- White Wolf Sue She -- (wincing) You sliced me and diced me. I hate it when that happens. I feel like I've been through a paper shredder. -- (Plain Wrapper) 4 August 2005 Ladies and Gentlemen...The Announcement You Have All Been Waiting For Is Here!!!!!!!! ZalCon3...The Rebirth!!!!!!! The Rules Are Simple, The Prizes Are Awesome, The Competition Fierce! Where: Dullens (DM13) When: October 8th, 2005 The Rules: Every Manager Must DA Their Entire Team On The First Turn They Enter The Contest. All Warriors DA'd In This Manner MUST Be At Zero FE And May Fight In The Contest If They Live. The Style Of The Warrior Must Be Present In The Name In A Non Ambiguous Manner, Standard Abbreviations Accepted. Scoring Starts On The 3rd Turn Of The Contest Which Will Also Be The First Turn After The October Mail In. Dead Warriors May Be Entered From The Contest To Dead Apprentices ONLY--And With Zero FE!!!!! All Living Warriors May Be Entered Into Rookies or Apprentices For The October Mail In. Scoring: 1 Point For Each Win. 1 Point For Each Kill. -1 Point For Each Loss. -1 Point For Each Death. Categories: Ultimate Style Master: Warrior Of Any Style With The Most Style Master Points. Top Team: Team With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest. Top Warrior: Warrior With The Most Points At The End Of The Contest. MVP Team: Team With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest. MVP Warrior: Warrior With The Most Free Fight Awards At The End Of The Contest. Style Master: Warrior With The Most Points Vs. Style In Each Style At The End Of The Contest. Warrior Top 11: Next 10 Top Point Gaining Warriors At The End Of The Contest. Iron Manager: Any Manager With 100 Fights During The Contest (20 Turns Plus 2 Pre Turns). ***Special Category*** An Additional Top Team Award Will Be Granted For Each 5 Iron Manager Awards Starting At 6. Prizes: Ultimate Style Master, Top Team, Top Warrior: +1 To Bonus, Damage Bump, Free Train Or Learn 2 Skills, Favorites Knowledge. MVP Team And MVP Warrior: 20 Rollups. Style Master: +1 To Bonus. Warrior Top 11: Free Train Or Learn 2 Skills. Iron Manager: +1 To Bonus. Please Contact Zalgor Prigg Via Diplo (Armor & Weapons DM102) or Email (firstname.lastname@example.org) Should You Have Any Questions Or Wish A Free Team Rollup To Dark Arena On Turn 1. Disclaimer: All Prizes Are To Be Used On Contest Team Only And Are Non Transferable. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS SUE SHE devastated SPORTS III in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight. ELLE vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle. JERRY ATTRICKS overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched duel. CORPSE SITTER overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match. GELEB FLAMEFINGER devastated CAT FANCY in a 1 minute one-sided duel. PUTRID DEFILER devastated HOT ROD in a 2 minute bloody mismatched match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 0 - 0 100 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 - 0 75 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 3 - 1 70 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 4 - 0 67 | |LUNGING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 8 - 1 67 | |STRIKING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 - 0 50 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 | |AIMED BLOW 0 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 7 - 1 46 | |BASHING ATTACK 0 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 7 - 0 46 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 11 - 0 35 | Turn 517 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME SLASHING ATTACK ELLE 4003 10 8 0 84 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) LUNGING ATTACK JERRY ATTRICKS 4797 8 7 0 58 FUNKY FOLK (405) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is ELLE 4003. The most popular warrior this turn was PUTRID DEFILER 4323. The ten other most popular fighters were ELLE 4003, JERRY ATTRICKS 4797, SUE SHE 4844, CORPSE SITTER 4339, GELEB FLAMEFINGER 4338, HOT ROD 4854, SPORTS III 4812, CAT FANCY 4853, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was CAT FANCY 4853. The other ten least popular fighters were SPORTS III 4812, HOT ROD 4854, GELEB FLAMEFINGER 4338, CORPSE SITTER 4339, SUE SHE 4844, JERRY ATTRICKS 4797, ELLE 4003, PUTRID DEFILER 4323, 0, and 0.