DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/08/2005    Duedate: 12/21/2005

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM-19    TURN-523

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SUE SHE
FUNKY FOLK (405)
(19-4844) [7-2-1,81]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SUE SHE                        POSITION IS EMPTY
FUNKY FOLK (405)               
(19-4844) [7-2-1,81]           

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPORTS III                     PUTRID DEFILER
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     KARNHORN KARNAGE (310)
(19-4812) [8-14-1,53]          (19-4323) [3-0-0,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FUNKY FOLK (405)            18
2. KARNHORN KARNAGE (310)       6      FUNKY FOLK (405)
3. JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)        0      Unchartered Team
4. OXYMORONS (410)              0
5. THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) -12      TEAM (191)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 FUNKY FOLK (405)          33  33  1 50.0   1- 1 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)     8  1 2
 2- 2 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)    287 320 21 47.3   2/ 2 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241)  5  6 0
 3/ 3 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 309 402 14 43.5   3/ 3 KARNHORN KARNAGE (310)    2  0 0
 4/ 4 KARNHORN KARNAGE (310)    33  45  3 42.3   4/ 4 FUNKY FOLK (405)          2  3 0
 5- 5*OXYMORONS (410)            0   2  0  0.0   5- 5*OXYMORONS (410)           0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Well, here I am again!  Your Duelmaster.  I might be here for a while 'cause I
don't see any signs that I'll be graduating any time soon.  I think the Grey Witch is
afraid of me.  She doesn't want me on her Isle!  I think it's time for the new Queen
of the Isle.  Yeah!  Queen Adara of the Isle of the Eye!  Sounds good to me!  Of
course, my Lord Kjarran is responsible for my success.

                                             Adara Al Zahra
                                             Jaguar Warrior
                                             Servant of Kjarran

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ZUWAYZA?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Later days, JAGUAR WARRIORS, since THE 
MAGNIFICENT MAGS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Of course, 
we're all terribly impressed to see JILL OPPY win a fight and gain 15 points, 
terribly.  Tsk, tsk, JILL OPPY beat HOT ROD and HOT ROD lost 8 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, ADARA AL 
ZAHRA has lost the Title of Duelmaster.  Start setting that alarm earlier!  And it's 
out with the old, in with the new, as SUE SHE takes the Title and last week's bar tab 
from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how 
else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Now hey, I like to see a death as much as the next 
guy, but hey FUNKY FOLK, whyja send DOUG DEEP to the Dark Arena, look at his record, 
huh?  We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you 
sooner that later?   
     What does the ZUWAYZA arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Just wait 'till next time I show 
up here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SUE SHE 4844                  7   2  1    81       FUNKY FOLK (405)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ADARA AL ZAHRA 3989          29  15  0   110       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-VED BUENS ENDE 4749          12   9  4    62       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPORTS III 4812               8  14  1    53       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 JILL OPPY 4821                4   2  0    48       FUNKY FOLK (405)
-DEO VOLENTE 4751             11   9  0    43       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUTRID DEFILER 4323           3   0  0    29       KARNHORN KARNAGE (310)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOT ROD 4854                  5   2  0    23       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 MODERN MATURITY 4855          3   3  0    12       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-GELEB FLAMEFINGER 4338        1   0  0    10       KARNHORN KARNAGE (310)
-RELIGOUS RIGHT 4851           0   1  0     7       OXYMORONS (410)
-HEDED HAG 4872                1   0  0     5       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
-FRIENDLY FIRE 4848            0   1  0     1       OXYMORONS (410)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
DOUG DEEP 4852         3  2 0 FUNKY FOLK 405        HIGH ELF 379          523 NONE    
CAT FANCY 4853         2  3 0 THE MAGNIFICENT M 241 VED BUENS ENDE 4749   521         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Deo Volente -- You see how it SHOULD be done?  You have to focus, to get into the
Zone, if you want to win.  No waving at the crowd (what there was of it, a bunch of
fair-weather fans, that's what we've got here, the wussies!).  No pausing to pray,
and I don't care WHO you pray to.  Just the fight. -- Sports Ill, feeling very cock-
a-hoop over the win

That Cult Member doesn't know a THING about driving a racy carriage.  Not a thing. --
Hot Rod

Putrid Defiler -- So common, but, alas, so not-mature. -- Modern Maturity

Ved Buen Ende -- So kill a standby, then.  Who cares about them? -- Magnificent Mags

Convicted Assassin -- Bah!  Humbug! -- Adara

Fratsfa Slave -- Fun to torture! -- Ved Buens End

Venomous Concubine -- Bah!  Humbug! -- Ding Hao

Sports II -- I'm changing my strat just for you. -- Deo Volente

Friendly Fire -- That fight could have gone either way. -- Heded Hag

Oxymorons -- Welcome to the Holy City!  May the blessings of our Lord, Kjarran be
upon you. -- Noachian, mgr. Jaguar Warriors, Servant of Kjarran

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DOUG DEEP was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SUE SHE devastated SPORTS III in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
HOT ROD was handily defeated by JILL OPPY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PUTRID DEFILER viciously subdued MODERN MATURITY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         6 -   0 -  1     100  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -   1 -  0      86  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         TOTAL PARRY        3 -   1 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK     2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         STRIKING ATTACK   10 -   6 -  1      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   0         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -   9 -  1      55  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   0         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   8 -  1      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         LUNGING ATTACK     3 -   4 -  0      43  |

Turn 523 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  SUE SHE 4844                7   2  1   81 FUNKY FOLK (405)
STRIKING ATTACK  JILL OPPY 4821              4   2  0   48 FUNKY FOLK (405)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPORTS III 4812.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was PUTRID DEFILER 4323.  The ten other most popular fighters were SUE SHE 4844, JILL 
OPPY 4821, MODERN MATURITY 4855, DOUG DEEP 4852, SPORTS III 4812, HOT ROD 4854,  0,  
0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was HOT ROD 4854.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SPORTS III 4812, DOUG DEEP 4852, MODERN MATURITY 4855, JILL OPPY 4821, 
SUE SHE 4844, PUTRID DEFILER 4323,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

                   MAIL-IN TOURNEY XL

PRIMUS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CHANGELING 2164 (138-147-4)            4  3  0         THE GUARDIANS        

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BARKS ALOT 3994 (0-0-0)                6  3  0         PHILANTHROPISTS      
PUTRID DEFILER 4323 (1-0-0)            5  3  0         KARNHORN KARNAGE     
CORPSE SITTER 4339 (2-0-0)             1  2  0  DEAD   KARNHORN KARNAGE     
GELEB FLAMEFINGER 4338 (1-0-0)         1  3  0         KARNHORN KARNAGE     

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ANARCHOREXIC 4870 (0-0-0)              3  3  0         LAST INTERNATIONAL   

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FREEDOM ROCK 3134 (11-8-2)             0  2  0         FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT   

DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
JILL OPPY 4821 (3-2-0)                 9  3  0         FUNKY FOLK