DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/08/2005 Duedate: 12/21/2005
ZUWAYZA ARENA
DM-19 TURN-523
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
SUE SHE
FUNKY FOLK (405)
(19-4844) [7-2-1,81]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
SUE SHE POSITION IS EMPTY
FUNKY FOLK (405)
(19-4844) [7-2-1,81]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
SPORTS III PUTRID DEFILER
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) KARNHORN KARNAGE (310)
(19-4812) [8-14-1,53] (19-4323) [3-0-0,29]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FUNKY FOLK (405) 18
2. KARNHORN KARNAGE (310) 6 FUNKY FOLK (405)
3. JAGUAR WARRIORS (296) 0 Unchartered Team
4. OXYMORONS (410) 0
5. THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) -12 TEAM (191)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1 FUNKY FOLK (405) 33 33 1 50.0 1- 1 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296) 8 1 2
2- 2 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296) 287 320 21 47.3 2/ 2 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 5 6 0
3/ 3 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 309 402 14 43.5 3/ 3 KARNHORN KARNAGE (310) 2 0 0
4/ 4 KARNHORN KARNAGE (310) 33 45 3 42.3 4/ 4 FUNKY FOLK (405) 2 3 0
5- 5*OXYMORONS (410) 0 2 0 0.0 5- 5*OXYMORONS (410) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Well, here I am again! Your Duelmaster. I might be here for a while 'cause I
don't see any signs that I'll be graduating any time soon. I think the Grey Witch is
afraid of me. She doesn't want me on her Isle! I think it's time for the new Queen
of the Isle. Yeah! Queen Adara of the Isle of the Eye! Sounds good to me! Of
course, my Lord Kjarran is responsible for my success.
Adara Al Zahra
Jaguar Warrior
Servant of Kjarran
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, ZUWAYZA? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Later days, JAGUAR WARRIORS, since THE
MAGNIFICENT MAGS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. Of course,
we're all terribly impressed to see JILL OPPY win a fight and gain 15 points,
terribly. Tsk, tsk, JILL OPPY beat HOT ROD and HOT ROD lost 8 points. You're
breakin' my heart. Due to absence, and inability to defend the throne, ADARA AL
ZAHRA has lost the Title of Duelmaster. Start setting that alarm earlier! And it's
out with the old, in with the new, as SUE SHE takes the Title and last week's bar tab
from the old Duelmaster. Heh, heh. Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how
else do you think some of these guys win their fights? Skill? Ha!
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.
Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's
see if anyone's dead or dying. Now hey, I like to see a death as much as the next
guy, but hey FUNKY FOLK, whyja send DOUG DEEP to the Dark Arena, look at his record,
huh? We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you
sooner that later?
What does the ZUWAYZA arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Just wait 'till next time I show
up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SUE SHE 4844 7 2 1 81 FUNKY FOLK (405)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-ADARA AL ZAHRA 3989 29 15 0 110 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-VED BUENS ENDE 4749 12 9 4 62 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SPORTS III 4812 8 14 1 53 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
JILL OPPY 4821 4 2 0 48 FUNKY FOLK (405)
-DEO VOLENTE 4751 11 9 0 43 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PUTRID DEFILER 4323 3 0 0 29 KARNHORN KARNAGE (310)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOT ROD 4854 5 2 0 23 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
MODERN MATURITY 4855 3 3 0 12 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-GELEB FLAMEFINGER 4338 1 0 0 10 KARNHORN KARNAGE (310)
-RELIGOUS RIGHT 4851 0 1 0 7 OXYMORONS (410)
-HEDED HAG 4872 1 0 0 5 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
-FRIENDLY FIRE 4848 0 1 0 1 OXYMORONS (410)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DOUG DEEP 4852 3 2 0 FUNKY FOLK 405 HIGH ELF 379 523 NONE
CAT FANCY 4853 2 3 0 THE MAGNIFICENT M 241 VED BUENS ENDE 4749 521
PERSONAL ADS
Deo Volente -- You see how it SHOULD be done? You have to focus, to get into the
Zone, if you want to win. No waving at the crowd (what there was of it, a bunch of
fair-weather fans, that's what we've got here, the wussies!). No pausing to pray,
and I don't care WHO you pray to. Just the fight. -- Sports Ill, feeling very cock-
a-hoop over the win
That Cult Member doesn't know a THING about driving a racy carriage. Not a thing. --
Hot Rod
Putrid Defiler -- So common, but, alas, so not-mature. -- Modern Maturity
Ved Buen Ende -- So kill a standby, then. Who cares about them? -- Magnificent Mags
Convicted Assassin -- Bah! Humbug! -- Adara
Fratsfa Slave -- Fun to torture! -- Ved Buens End
Venomous Concubine -- Bah! Humbug! -- Ding Hao
Sports II -- I'm changing my strat just for you. -- Deo Volente
Friendly Fire -- That fight could have gone either way. -- Heded Hag
Oxymorons -- Welcome to the Holy City! May the blessings of our Lord, Kjarran be
upon you. -- Noachian, mgr. Jaguar Warriors, Servant of Kjarran
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DOUG DEEP was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SUE SHE devastated SPORTS III in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
HOT ROD was handily defeated by JILL OPPY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PUTRID DEFILER viciously subdued MODERN MATURITY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 6 - 0 - 1 100 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 6 - 1 - 0 86 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 6 - 1 63 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 0 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 9 - 1 55 |
|BASHING ATTACK 0 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 8 - 1 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
Turn 523 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 0 3 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 PARRY-STRIKE
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK SUE SHE 4844 7 2 1 81 FUNKY FOLK (405)
STRIKING ATTACK JILL OPPY 4821 4 2 0 48 FUNKY FOLK (405)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is SPORTS III 4812. The most popular warrior this turn
was PUTRID DEFILER 4323. The ten other most popular fighters were SUE SHE 4844, JILL
OPPY 4821, MODERN MATURITY 4855, DOUG DEEP 4852, SPORTS III 4812, HOT ROD 4854, 0,
0, 0, and 0.
The least popular fighter this week was HOT ROD 4854. The other ten least popular
fighters were SPORTS III 4812, DOUG DEEP 4852, MODERN MATURITY 4855, JILL OPPY 4821,
SUE SHE 4844, PUTRID DEFILER 4323, 0, 0, 0, and 0.
MAIL-IN TOURNEY XL
PRIMUS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CHANGELING 2164 (138-147-4) 4 3 0 THE GUARDIANS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BARKS ALOT 3994 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 PHILANTHROPISTS
PUTRID DEFILER 4323 (1-0-0) 5 3 0 KARNHORN KARNAGE
CORPSE SITTER 4339 (2-0-0) 1 2 0 DEAD KARNHORN KARNAGE
GELEB FLAMEFINGER 4338 (1-0-0) 1 3 0 KARNHORN KARNAGE
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ANARCHOREXIC 4870 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 LAST INTERNATIONAL
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FREEDOM ROCK 3134 (11-8-2) 0 2 0 FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
JILL OPPY 4821 (3-2-0) 9 3 0 FUNKY FOLK