DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/06/2006    Duedate: 07/19/2006

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM-19    TURN-538

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DEO VOLENTE
JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
(19-4751) [19-12-0,106]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DEO VOLENTE                    HELENA
JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)          VALAMOND'S CREW (357)
(19-4751) [19-12-0,106]        (19-4037) [6-1-1,67]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SPORTS III                     BRYAN
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     VALAMOND'S CREW (357)
(19-4812) [14-23-1,80]         (19-4036) [7-0-0,45]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VALAMOND'S CREW (357)       23
2. FUNKY FOLK (405)            17      FUNKY FOLK (405)
3. THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)  13      Unchartered Team
4. ARMA-MAY-TOO (394)           0
5. JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)      -25      VALAMOND'S CREW (357)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*VALAMOND'S CREW (357)     13   2  1 86.7   1/ 1 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)     7  8 2
 2/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (405)          61  43  2 58.7   2/ 3*VALAMOND'S CREW (357)     6  0 0
 3/ 3 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)    318 340 25 48.3   3/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (405)          6  2 1
 4/ 4 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 334 435 15 43.4   4/ 4 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241)  2  8 0
 5- 5*ARMA-MAY-TOO (394)         0   3  0  0.0   5- 5*ARMA-MAY-TOO (394)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, ZUWAYZA?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed 
to see HEDED HAG win a fight and gain 16 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, HELENA beat 
HIDEKI HAO and HIDEKI HAO lost 7 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  Going for broke 
or broken, our Duelmaster VED BUENS ENDE Bloodfeuded this turn.  And if variety is 
the spice of life, ZUWAYZA may be getting bland, as JILL OPPY stays top dog in the 
city.  Kickbacks and bribes, kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of 
these guys win their fights?  Skill?  Ha!   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, HELENA was this turn's 
most challenged warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Not that I'll be buying the drinks, but I'll be glad 
to see JILL OPPY and FUNKY FOLK at The Drunken Ox tonight celebrating their bloodfeud 
victory over VED BUENS ENDE.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in ZUWAYZA to get a drink than The Drunken Ox!  
Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice!  So 
nyaaah!  Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEO VOLENTE 4751             19  12  0   106       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VED BUENS ENDE 4749          18  14  5    93       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SPORTS III 4812              14  23  1    80       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 MODERN MATURITY 4855         12   9  1    78       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 HELENA 4037                   6   1  1    67       VALAMOND'S CREW (357)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CARY YON 4879                 4   2  0    50       FUNKY FOLK (405)
 HEDED HAG 4872                7   3  1    49       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
 BRYAN 4036                    7   0  0    45       VALAMOND'S CREW (357)
 HOT ROD 4854                 11  11  0    44       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 HIDEKI HAO 4874               6   3  1    44       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEW SIFFER 4875               5   1  1    31       FUNKY FOLK (405)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MATARSE FURY 4880             3   5  1    19       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
-GENE POOLE 4888               1   1  0    19       FUNKY FOLK (405)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SUE SHEE 4844         14  5 1 FUNKY FOLK 405        VED BUENS ENDE 4749   537 JUST REV
GUY 4887               3  5 0 THE MAGNIFICENT M 241 MATARSE FURY 4880     536         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Blessed Be My Lord Kjarran!  I am honored to be your executioner.  You have blessed
me with five kills.  I am now the greatest of all Jaguars.  No other Jaguar has had
five kills.  Perhaps, I'll get a sixth kill before I depart for the Isle.  Blessed be
my Lord Kjarran, the One True God, the God of All. -- Ved Buens Ende

Jill Oppy -- Come on.  Let's have at it, before you go. -- Ved Buens Ende

Jill Oppy -- I'm not ready yet.  I need a few more skills. -- Deo Volente

Helena -- You are too good.  We're gonna have to hurt you. -- Heded Hag

Hot Rod -- A few more dents to even things out. -- Hideki Hao

Bryan -- We don't like your undefeated record.  You'll be seeing more of us. --
Matarse Fury

Hideki Hao -- I bet you say that to everybody who has a carriage you want to borrow.
Well, listen, last time I loaned you my carriage, you brought it back with, er,
strange stains on the upholstery, and very peculiar articles of maybe-apparel under
the seat.  Not again! -- Hot Rod

That Kung-Fu Master is such a hardass!  He didn't teach me a THING. -- Sports Ill.
P.S.  He just doesn't have the proper sporting attitude.

The Veteran Mercenary is mature, no doubt about that, but he doesn't seem to have
learned anything useful about how to live during his years.  And his outlook is not
modern in the slightest. -- Modern Maturity

Ved Buens Ende -- Youth is a state of mind, and you have achieved a truly mature
viewpoint. -- Modern Maturity

Congratulations to Jill Oppy. -- the Mags

20 June 2006
Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
Our newest Dark Knight disrespected?!?!?!  ARE THEY SERIOUS?!?!  If at all possible,
let's get over to 31.  I'm on the way.  Let's get 'em. -- Dark Knight Osiris

26 June 2006
To those interested, G.E.C.K.O., Inc, is looking for able-bodied warriors to embark
on a dangerous mission.  Those interested (or for more details) diplo me at:
Juice, DM 93, mgr. Arena Masters, Inc -- Juice

30 June 2006
All -- I am looking for able bodied warriors, magic-wielding wizards, faith-healing
clerics, and quick-handed thieves to begin a quest requested by the Emperor of the
Southern Kingdom of Crailmia.  All interested parties can diplo me in arena 93 --
Noblish Island, c/o Will-O-Wisps (1422) or write to me at -- Robert Bennett, 317173,
4269 West M-80, Kincheloe, Mi 49784. -- the Lightbearer, mgr. Will-O-Wisps

1 July 2006
BROTHER KNIGHTS OF THE DESOLATE EMPIRE -- Hail brothers where ever you are to be
found!  We are engaging in arena 31.  Let them feel our wrath.  Onward to glory!!! --
Dark knight Blackstorm

1 July 2006
Soultaker -- Read your e-mail! -- Guardian

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JILL OPPY devastated VED BUENS ENDE in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
HIDEKI HAO was vanquished by HELENA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
HEDED HAG demolished HOT ROD in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MATARSE FURY was bested by LEW SIFFER in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
DEO VOLENTE overpowered MODERN MATURITY in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
SPORTS III devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
BRYAN defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -   3 -  0      79  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  14 -  2      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  10 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  10 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   5 -  1      38  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   4 -  0      20  |

Turn 538 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     DEO VOLENTE 4751           19  12  0  106 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
AIMED BLOW       VED BUENS ENDE 4749        18  14  5   93 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
SLASHING ATTACK  MODERN MATURITY 4855       12   9  1   78 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
LUNGING ATTACK   HELENA 4037                 6   1  1   67 VALAMOND'S CREW (357)
BASHING ATTACK   HIDEKI HAO 4874             6   3  1   44 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SPORTS III 4812.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BRYAN 4036.  The ten other most popular fighters were HEDED HAG 4872, LEW SIFFER 
4875, DEO VOLENTE 4751, SPORTS III 4812, HELENA 4037, MATARSE FURY 4880, VED BUENS 
ENDE 4749, HIDEKI HAO 4874, HOT ROD 4854, and MODERN MATURITY 4855.

The least popular fighter this week was MODERN MATURITY 4855.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HOT ROD 4854, HIDEKI HAO 4874, VED BUENS ENDE 4749, MATARSE 
FURY 4880, HELENA 4037, SPORTS III 4812, DEO VOLENTE 4751, LEW SIFFER 4875, HEDED HAG 
4872, and BRYAN 4036.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

JILL OPPY (19-4821) FUNKY FOLK (405)