DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/31/2006    Duedate: 09/13/2006

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM-19    TURN-542

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

HEDED HAG
JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
(19-4872) [11-3-3,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HEDED HAG                      WHITE CHOCOATE
JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)          WALI'S FINEST (419)
(19-4872) [11-3-3,130]         (19-4923) [1-0-0,15]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DEO VOLENTE                    BLOOD SPORTS
JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)          THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
(19-4751) [21-14-1,102]        (19-4926) [2-0-0,20]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)       36
2. WALI'S FINEST (419)         33      FUNKY FOLK (405)
3. FUNKY FOLK (405)            28      Unchartered Team
4. TAHAHN HAH (420)            19
5. VALAMOND'S CREW (357)        0      WALI'S FINEST (419)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1 VALAMOND'S CREW (357)     15   6  1 71.4   1/ 1 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)     9  6 3
 2- 2 THE SIERRAS (393)         70  31  3 69.3   2- 4 THE SIERRAS (393)         6  3 0
 3/ 3 FUNKY FOLK (405)          70  46  2 60.3   3/ 2 FUNKY FOLK (405)          6  3 0
 4/ 0*WALI'S FINEST (419)        3   2  0 60.0   4/ 3 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241)  6  9 0
 5/ 4 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)    330 348 28 48.7   5/ 0*WALI'S FINEST (419)       3  2 0
 6/ 5 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 343 446 15 43.5   6/ 0*TAHAHN HAH (420)          2  3 0
 7- 6 KARNHORN KARNAGE (310)    34  45  3 43.0   7- 6 KARNHORN KARNAGE (310)    1  0 0
 8/ 0*TAHAHN HAH (420)           2   3  0 40.0   8- 5 VALAMOND'S CREW (357)     1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

         + ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ A Dark and Stormy Night ]H[ + ---:--- + ]H[ +

     The chariot careened around a corner on one wheel, just as his teammate Times 
had predicted.  Hot Rod clung to the reins, not because he thought he could control 
the monstrous beast between the traces, but just for something to hang on to.  A whip 
cracked, and he flinched.
     His new teammate Blood Sports had the whip, and he was not driving the horse 
forward with it.  That lash had burned across Hot Rod's ribs the one time he'd 
thought he could jump out.  Though he still didn't understand why, Hot Rod knew that 
he was doomed to remain in this chariot and ride out the whole desperate course.
     He squinted into the rainy night, trying to guess where they were.  Sometimes he 
glimpsed a building that looked familiar, other times... what he saw would have been 
strange in a nightmare.  And he had seen no other living thing.  True, the rain would 
keep any person or animal indoors who had a door and no reason to come beyond it.  
But there should be somebody.  A thief.  A member of the night watch.  A feral cat, 
even.
     Zuwayza might have been a city of the dead for all that he could see.  As he had 
that thought, he shivered.
     Maybe it was.

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

      Such courage, Deo Volente!  If you survive to maturity, you will be a 
formidable woman.  I salute you.

                                   Modern Maturity

P.S.  Broadsword?  Why?

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly ZUWAYZA games.  MATARSE FURY caught the eye of many in 
the gladiatorial commission as she skillfully bested HOT ROD and was awarded 20 
points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, WHITE CHOCOATE put 
down FLIGHT JOURNAL, causing him to lose 9 points of recognition in the process.  
This time out HEDED HAG made his bid for the throne as he challenged MODERN MATURITY 
in an all out contest of skill for possession of the title!  The city has turned out 
in honor of HEDED HAG, for with his arena victory he may now lay claim to the highest 
position in the city!  Informants "close" to the city champion have told me that he 
never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  Watch out!   
     But come now, let us look deeper into the maze of contention and crossed blades 
that is city ZUWAYZA.  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat in ZUWAYZA 
these days is VALAMOND'S CREW.  At least, most blades in town are looking to avoid 
them.  If you didn't look down dark alleys you'd have been hard pressed to find any 
of JAGUAR WARRIORS last week.  Busy avoiding VALAMOND'S CREW?  Loose talk at the 
arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are 
after VED BUENS ENDE.  Watch your back!  I cannot but express pride for the 
fearlessness of CARY YON who cast caution to the winds and challenged VED BUENS ENDE, 
a fighter 26 points higher.  The FUNKY FOLK stable will be up late tonight, for 
indeed it was CARY YON who claimed victory in the contest, ascending 26 in 
recognition!   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears 
arms.  One thing is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!   
     The girls are as pretty in ZUWAYZA as ever I remembered them....and the fighters 
as ugly!  Don't let your reputation slip!  More than a sharp eye must I keep, indeed 
a stout pair of legs must I keep as well!  The endless paths of Alastari await me!  
Till we meet again, remember:  a turtle walks slow, hides head in a shell, and harms 
no one; a lion runs to slay its prey.-- Zontani Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HEDED HAG 4872               11   3  3   130       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HAWKINS 4649                 12   2  1   114       THE SIERRAS (393)
 DEO VOLENTE 4751             21  14  1   102       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
-MURPHY 4703                  15   6  2    96       THE SIERRAS (393)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARY YON 4879                 7   3  0    90       FUNKY FOLK (405)
 VED BUENS ENDE 4749          19  17  5    79       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
 HIDEKI HAO 4874               9   4  1    71       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GENE POOLE 4888               5   1  0    49       FUNKY FOLK (405)
 HOT ROD 4854                 11  15  0    48       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 MATARSE FURY 4880             5   7  1    47       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
 LEW SIFFER 4875               7   2  1    45       FUNKY FOLK (405)
-BRYAN 4036                    8   2  0    37       VALAMOND'S CREW (357)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PUTRID DEFILER 4323           3   0  0    29       KARNHORN KARNAGE (310)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLOOD SPORTS 4926             2   0  0    20       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-GELEB FLAMEFINGER 4338        2   0  0    18       KARNHORN KARNAGE (310)
 WHITE CHOCOATE 4923           1   0  0    15       WALI'S FINEST (419)
 TIMES 4908                    2   2  0    14       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-MUD 4910                      1   0  0    14       THE SIERRAS (393)
 JEWEL 4924                    1   0  0    10       WALI'S FINEST (419)
 HUMLAE 4927                   1   0  0    10       TAHAHN HAH (420)
 FLIGHT JOURNAL 4907           2   2  0     8       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-RED LAKE 4834                 2   2  0     8       THE SIERRAS (393)
 CARAMEL 4921                  1   0  0     6       WALI'S FINEST (419)
 ONG-BAK 4928                  1   0  0     6       TAHAHN HAH (420)
 CHOCOLATE 4925                0   1  0     1       WALI'S FINEST (419)
 GRUNT 4929                    0   1  0     1       TAHAHN HAH (420)
 DARK CHOCOLATE 4922           0   1  0     1       WALI'S FINEST (419)
 POOCHY DAHP 4931              0   1  0     1       TAHAHN HAH (420)
 FINESSE 4930                  0   1  0     1       TAHAHN HAH (420)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
SPORTS III 4812       14 25 1 THE MAGNIFICENT M 241 HEDED HAG 4872        540         
SEA DAR 4721          12  7 0 THE SIERRAS 393       HEDED HAG 4872        541         
HELENA 4037            7  2 1 VALAMOND'S CREW 357   DEO VOLENTE 4751      540         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Hawkins -- You are dangerous.  Time to use those avoids. -- Ved Buens Ende

Modern Maturity -- Congrats on your invite.  Now, maybe I can sit on the throne for 
more than one turn. -- Deo Volente

All -- Two kills in a row!  Bwa HA Ha!  I am possessed by Kjarran!  Someone stop me 
before I kill again!  Bwa Ha Ha!!! -- Heded Hag

Bryan -- What happened to your perfect record?  Oh yeah, I happened.  <snicker> 
-- Hideki Hao

Red Lake -- I think I'm getting the hang of this gladiator stuff.  Fight lesser 
opponents. -- Matarse Fury

Lew Siffer -- You're probably in league with that monstrous Blood Sports!  He wants 
me dead, you know.  Messily dead.  But you can't do it!  I'm going to live, I'll 
become IMMORTAL, see if I don't. -- Hot Rod
P.S.  At least, if I don't crash the damned charriot.

Gene Pool -- I can see that someone very... sharp has been swimming in your pool.  
Ouch! -- Flight Journal

Mud -- (growling and spitting)  I TOLD Jorja there would be trouble with all this 
rain.  But did she listen?  No, of course not. -- Times
P.S.  I've even got mud between my teeth.  Gods.

The Persistent Beggar is a fool.  Also, an insult to all dwarven-kind, for which I 
would have slain him had the arenamaster not stepped in at the last minute.  
Something of a pansy, our arenamaster. -- Blood Sports

Ved Buens Ende -- No, child, I will not do that, although I suppose it WOULD be a 
public service, what with me being immortal now.  But... probably not. -- Modern 
Maturity
P.S.  Your fixation on killing is rather immature, you do realize?

11 August 2006
All -- I support Vendetta Cartel's observation of The Dark Knights!  If war is
declared on V.C. by The Dark Knights, then war is also declared on The Dark Knights
of the Desolate Empire by The Avengers of Light!  We have been quietly awaiting such
a chance to expose ourselves (all interested parties contact me c/o The Barbarians:
DM 31, Attn: Timothias)!  Come, Vendetta Cartel, let us show these broke-down
"Knights" what true warriors are! -- Gemini Goldphoenix, Overlord of The Avengers of
Light

26 August 2006
The Avengers of Light.  Another VC lackey?  What's the matter VC, are you scared?
Bringing in reinforcements.  It matters not, bring your avengers and they shall be
crushed!  I am Dark Knight Blackstorm and I represent the Desolate Empire and can
easily be found in 8, 28, 31, 47, 54, and 106.  I reply with steel and your women
shall cry when they start the body count!!!!!!!!!  Remember to sign your posts to
whoever from the VC wrote that earlier Ad. -- Dark Knight Blackstorm

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HEDED HAG devastated MODERN MATURITY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
CARY YON demolished VED BUENS ENDE in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
LEW SIFFER was vanquished by HIDEKI HAO in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
DEO VOLENTE overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GENE POOLE viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome brawl.
HOT ROD was overpowered by MATARSE FURY in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BLOOD SPORTS viciously subdued GRUNT in a action packed 4 minute novice's competition.
FLIGHT JOURNAL was unbelievably bested by WHITE CHOCOATE in a 2 minute duel.
TIMES vanquished DARK CHOCOLATE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
JEWEL overpowered POOCHY DAHP in a 1 minute uneven match.
CHOCOLATE was beaten by ONG-BAK in a exciting 1 minute novice's fight.
CARAMEL bested FINESSE in a 2 minute brutal amateur's conflict.
HUMLAE subdued PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute bloody novice's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE      12 -   6 -  1      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  14 -  2      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    18 -  13 -  3      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      2         BASHING ATTACK     8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW         5 -   4 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   6 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         TOTAL PARRY        1 -   2 -  0      33  |

Turn 542 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         4  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   HEDED HAG 4872             11   3  3  130 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
PARRY-STRIKE     DEO VOLENTE 4751           21  14  1  102 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
SLASHING ATTACK  CARY YON 4879               7   3  0   90 FUNKY FOLK (405)
AIMED BLOW       VED BUENS ENDE 4749        19  17  5   79 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
BASHING ATTACK   HIDEKI HAO 4874             9   4  1   71 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DEO VOLENTE 4751.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BLOOD SPORTS 4926.  The ten other most popular fighters were GENE POOLE 
4888, FLIGHT JOURNAL 4907, CARAMEL 4921, CARY YON 4879, DEO VOLENTE 4751, ONG-BAK 
4928, HEDED HAG 4872, MATARSE FURY 4880, WHITE CHOCOATE 4923, and JEWEL 4924.

The least popular fighter this week was FINESSE 4930.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were POOCHY DAHP 4931, DARK CHOCOLATE 4922, GRUNT 4929, HOT ROD 4854, LEW 
SIFFER 4875, HUMLAE 4927, CHOCOLATE 4925, TIMES 4908, HIDEKI HAO 4874, and VED BUENS 
ENDE 4749.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

MODERN MATURITY (19-4855) THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)