DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 01/18/2007 Duedate: 01/31/2007
ZUWAYZA ARENA
DM-19 TURN-552
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CARY YON
FUNKY FOLK (405)
(19-4879) [15-4-0,159]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CARY YON POSITION IS EMPTY
FUNKY FOLK (405)
(19-4879) [15-4-0,159]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MATARSE FURY TOPO GIGIO
JAGUAR WARRIORS (296) TEAM CHAOS (422)
(19-4880) [10-10-2,48] (19-4947) [4-7-0,28]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
FUNKY FOLK (405)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) 40
2. FUNKY FOLK (405) 39 FUNKY FOLK (405)
3. TAHAHN HAH (420) 21 Unchartered Team
4. JAGUAR WARRIORS (296) 7
5. WALI'S FINEST (419) 3 ARMY OF DARKNESS (421)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*ARMY OF DARKNESS (421) 5 1 0 83.3 1/ 4 FUNKY FOLK (405) 6 4 1
2/ 2*WALI'S FINEST (419) 25 14 0 64.1 2/ 2 TEAM CHAOS (422) 6 9 0
3/ 3 FUNKY FOLK (405) 86 60 5 58.9 3/ 1*WALI'S FINEST (419) 5 3 0
4/ 4 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296) 350 368 31 48.7 4/ 3 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296) 5 6 1
5- 5 ANARCHY (342) 161 201 22 44.5 5/ 5 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 5 10 0
6/ 7 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 364 475 17 43.4 6/ 6*ARMY OF DARKNESS (421) 2 1 0
7/ 8*TAHAHN HAH (420) 18 26 0 40.9 7/ 7*TAHAHN HAH (420) 2 3 0
8/ 9 TEAM CHAOS (422) 33 52 0 38.8 8- 9 ANARCHY (342) 0 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
ZUWAYZA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, WALI'S FINEST, since
FUNKY FOLK took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. FUNKY FOLK
turned their 3-1-0 turn into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn. Any better
than this, and you get put on hit lists. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to
see FLIGHT JOURNAL win a fight and gain 22 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, NIFTY NICKEL
beat CARAMEL and CARAMEL lost 9 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is
the spice of life, ZUWAYZA may be getting bland, as CARY YON stays top dog in the
city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to
know what's new, don't you, ZUWAYZA?
He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.
ZUWAYZA, I am losing what little hope I had in you. TEAM CHAOS the most avoided
team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And who led the way in this mass act
of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was JAGUAR WARRIORS. Ha ha ha ha!
Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, VED BUENS ENDE was this turn's most challenged
warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for ZUWAYZA's
morgue. More variety. And what a stunning loss we have here, boys and girls,
STRATUS of TEAM CHAOS has added the final loss to hers 6-10-0. Tee hee! I can't say
as I'm proud to find out that JAGUAR WARRIORS' HIDEKI HAO has killed STRATUS from
TEAM CHAOS. I can say I wish TEAM CHAOS good luck in their bloodfeud. Titanium
shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of
weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Just wait 'till next time I show up
here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must
leave now-- Snide Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CARY YON 4879 15 4 0 159 FUNKY FOLK (405)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
AURORA 4950 12 5 0 96 TEAM CHAOS (422)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-GULF COAST D 4789 6 2 0 83 ANARCHY (342)
HIDEKI HAO 4874 14 8 2 73 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MATARSE FURY 4880 10 10 2 48 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
FLIGHT JOURNAL 4907 7 7 0 47 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
WHITE CHOCOATE 4923 8 0 0 42 WALI'S FINEST (419)
ONG-BAK 4928 6 3 0 42 TAHAHN HAH (420)
TIPPY 4943 5 2 0 41 TAHAHN HAH (420)
JEWEL 4924 4 4 0 37 WALI'S FINEST (419)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NIFTY NICKEL 4941 4 6 1 33 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
GIMME SOME SUGAR 4936 4 1 0 33 ARMY OF DARKNESS (421)
BLOOD SPORTS 4926 8 4 0 28 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
TOPO GIGIO 4947 4 7 0 28 TEAM CHAOS (422)
TIMES 4908 5 9 0 24 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FLAVIUS VALERIUS 4948 5 8 0 23 TEAM CHAOS (422)
CARAMEL 4921 5 4 0 21 WALI'S FINEST (419)
PETE MOSS 4968 2 0 1 19 FUNKY FOLK (405)
FINESSE 4930 3 6 0 15 TAHAHN HAH (420)
RED HERRING 4970 1 0 0 15 FUNKY FOLK (405)
HOT ROD II 4961 2 2 1 9 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-HAIL TOTHE KING 4935 1 0 0 6 ARMY OF DARKNESS (421)
SOLAR 4963 1 2 0 5 TEAM CHAOS (422)
TEERAPONG 4958 0 4 0 4 TAHAHN HAH (420)
-VENENOSO 4959 0 1 0 1 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PAM PURRS 4969 0 1 0 FUNKY FOLK 405 DARK CHAMPION 384 552 NONE
JANET 4971 0 1 0 JAGUAR WARRIORS 296 STONE GOLEM 386 552 NONE
HOT ROD 4854 12 20 0 THE MAGNIFICENT M 241 PUTRID DEFILER 4323 548 NOT REVE
YIKES 4972 0 1 0 TAHAHN HAH 420 MOUNTAIN TROLL 378 552 NONE
STRATUS 4946 6 11 0 TEAM CHAOS 422 HIDEKI HAO 4874 552
KAOS 4960 0 1 0 TEAM CHAOS 422 HOT ROD II 4961 549 REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Jewel -- (scowling fiercely) There is no reason for this! It is, in fact, totally
unacceptable behavior. I hope you are suitably ashamed of yourself! -- Blood Sports
Caramel -- Ah, yes, splendid stuff. Something as the air on a calm day, but subtle.
Something to treasure. Easy to carry in the pocket of one's jacket for those moments
when a little pick-me-up may keep you from needing more serious assistance. -- Flight
Journal
White Chocolate -- No, I'm sorry, this is NOT the season for white. Too much of that
around already. Not that I'll stop you from placing an ad, mind, every nickel is a
good one with me, but you might as well be selling ice cream. People want color
today! Red! Blue! Sunny yellow! And, let's face it, those subtle characteristics
which make DARK chocolate so much more "the thing." -- Nifty Nickel
That and the fact that dark chocolate tastes good and white chocolate is pretty
bland. -- Ed.
Solar -- A chaotic sun would be a scary thought, something worthy of headlines in the
largest type. Fortunately, it's only a spurious forecast. Everyone knows that the
end of the world is not approaching, as it is well documented as having happened six
years ago next Monday. -- Times
Venenoso -- What are you? A poisonous bear? Don't need one. Bears are just no good
in carriages. Too heavy, and too restless. Messes up the balance, and the
suspension, too, and everyone knows that balance and suspension are critical. -- Hot
Rod
Ah, warrior listings on the front page again. Have to do something about that.... --
Jorja
Ved Buens Ende -- Congratulations! -- all of us at The Magnificent Mags
Topo Gigio -- You might want to look into the "self-cleaning swords" thing. I
believe Nifty Nickel has some ads for those. -- Hot Rod
Stratus -- An albatross somehow became entangled with one of my ailerons. Very
strange. Quite the freak accident. I trust it shall not happen again. -- Flight
Journal
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
YIKES was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
JANET was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel.
PAM PURRS was killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
GIMME SOME SUGAR was outlasted by WHITE CHOCOATE in a dull 15 minute Challenge fight.
TOPO GIGIO slimly lost to JEWEL in a popular 4 minute Challenge contest.
CARY YON overpowered VED BUENS ENDE in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
AURORA devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HIDEKI HAO butchered STRATUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
MATARSE FURY slimly lost to FLIGHT JOURNAL in a 2 minute gruesome melee.
FLAVIUS VALERIUS was vanquished by ONG-BAK in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TIMES was vanquished by TIPPY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BLOOD SPORTS defeated FINESSE in a 2 minute match.
CARAMEL was handily defeated by NIFTY NICKEL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TEERAPONG was narrowly defeated by MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute amateur's match.
HOT ROD II was bested by PETE MOSS in a 1 minute novice's battle.
SOLAR was devastated by RED HERRING in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 9 - 0 65 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 3 - 1 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 21 - 2 58 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 32 - 27 - 3 54 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 15 - 0 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 7 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 20 - 2 38 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 17 - 0 26 |
Turn 552 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 AIMED BLOW 0 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK CARY YON 4879 15 4 0 159 FUNKY FOLK (405)
BASHING ATTACK HIDEKI HAO 4874 14 8 2 73 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
TOTAL PARRY WHITE CHOCOATE 4923 8 0 0 42 WALI'S FINEST (419)
LUNGING ATTACK ONG-BAK 4928 6 3 0 42 TAHAHN HAH (420)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MATARSE FURY 4880. The most popular warrior this
turn was TOPO GIGIO 4947. The ten other most popular fighters were PAM PURRS 4969,
JANET 4971, BLOOD SPORTS 4926, HIDEKI HAO 4874, MATARSE FURY 4880, FLIGHT JOURNAL
4907, ONG-BAK 4928, TIPPY 4943, FINESSE 4930, and TEERAPONG 4958.
The least popular fighter this week was WHITE CHOCOATE 4923. The other ten least
popular fighters were GIMME SOME SUGAR 4936, SOLAR 4963, HOT ROD II 4961, CARAMEL
4921, TIMES 4908, FLAVIUS VALERIUS 4948, YIKES 4972, PETE MOSS 4968, NIFTY NICKEL
4941, and STRATUS 4946.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
VED BUENS ENDE (19-4749) JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)