DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/21/2007 Duedate: 07/04/2007
ZUWAYZA ARENA
DM-19 TURN-563
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MURPHY
THE SIERRAS (393)
(19-4703) [19-6-2,129]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MURPHY POSITION IS EMPTY
THE SIERRAS (393)
(19-4703) [19-6-2,129]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
BLOOD SPORTS ONG-BAK
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) TAHAHN HAH (420)
(19-4926) [15-8-0,82] (19-4928) [11-7-1,67]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
WALI'S FINEST (419)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. TEAM CHAOS (422) 38
2. THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) 32 THE SIERRAS (393)
3. ARMY OF DARKNESS (421) 19 Unchartered Team
4. THE SIERRAS (393) 16
5. FUNKY FOLK (405) 13 CHAOS ALL-STARS (203)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 THE SIERRAS (393) 81 35 3 69.8 1/ 2 WALI'S FINEST (419) 10 5 0
2/ 1 ARMY OF DARKNESS (421) 9 4 0 69.2 2/ 5 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 7 8 0
3/ 3 WALI'S FINEST (419) 48 30 0 61.5 3/ 7 THE SIERRAS (393) 6 1 0
4/ 0 FUNKY FOLK (405) 91 70 5 56.5 4/ 3 IDES OF MARCH (226) 6 6 0
5/ 4 IDES OF MARCH (226) 44 43 3 50.6 5/ 1 TAHAHN HAH (420) 6 9 0
6/ 5 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296) 367 393 35 48.3 6/ 4 TEAM CHAOS (422) 5 10 0
7/ 6 TAHAHN HAH (420) 41 48 2 46.1 7/ 6 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296) 4 7 1
8/ 8 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 391 503 17 43.7 8/ 8 ARMY OF DARKNESS (421) 2 3 0
9/ 9 TEAM CHAOS (422) 56 83 0 40.3 9/ 0 FUNKY FOLK (405) 1 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in
ZUWAYZA. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Say
good-bye to TAHAHN HAH, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the
WALI'S FINEST stable. A stormcloud is brewing over the TAHAHN HAH guildhouse. Rumor
says any more weeks like this ones 1-4-0 may send the team to the Dark Arena. Coming
up with a solid 3-0-0 outing, THE SIERRAS has advanced 4 places in the rankings. Hey
everybody, watch out for FLIGHT JOURNAL, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after
mashing JEWEL like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in
the top ten was JEWEL, who dropped 18 points after a disappointing (to say the least)
bout with FLIGHT JOURNAL. Try as hard as the IDES OF MARCH stable might, they were
unable to find their warrior (and ex-Duelmaster) DARDANIUS before this week's fights.
In front of all the crowds, MURPHY took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give
the bum two weeks. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger
halberd!
Here is other news that is of note. Did you hear that TAHAHN HAH was most
avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of TAHAHN HAH's warriors,
I'm not surprised! Okay, so I may not be funny, but catch TEAM CHAOS' act in the
arena. Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at running from TAHAHN HAH. Well dang
howdy, but if challenges were votes, ONG-BAK would be president. Although it may be
a contest he doesn't want to win. Challenging down 22 points was METELLUS. Pretty
soon he'll be using two shields and selling 'T.P.: The only way to clean up' pins.
Here is a definition of happiness: LUSCIOUS defeated METELLUS to go from 4 to 21
recognition points.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Carrion Bird Cinematic Humor: TEERAPONG
II: THE REMATCH. Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may
encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.
Well, there's the manager of the ZUWAYZA giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Okay, so I may not be the world's
best comedian, but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been real,
and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MURPHY 4703 19 6 2 129 THE SIERRAS (393)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DARDANIUS 2683 11 3 0 153 IDES OF MARCH (226)
FLAVIUS VALERIUS 4948 14 10 0 106 TEAM CHAOS (422)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BLOOD SPORTS 4926 15 8 0 82 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
GIMME SOME SUGAR 4936 8 2 0 76 ARMY OF DARKNESS (421)
NIFTY NICKEL 4941 11 10 1 75 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
HIDEKI HAO 4874 16 14 2 73 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
ONG-BAK 4928 11 7 1 67 TAHAHN HAH (420)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MATARSE FURY 4880 14 14 2 66 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
FLIGHT JOURNAL 4907 10 15 0 63 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
CARAMEL 4921 10 8 0 60 WALI'S FINEST (419)
WHITE CHOCOATE 4923 14 3 0 57 WALI'S FINEST (419)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TIMES 4908 10 15 0 52 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
TIBERIUS 5002 5 0 1 51 IDES OF MARCH (226)
FINESSE 4930 9 9 1 44 TAHAHN HAH (420)
-PUBLIUS 4994 5 1 0 44 IDES OF MARCH (226)
JEWEL 4924 8 9 0 43 WALI'S FINEST (419)
VENENOSO 4959 4 6 3 39 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
HOT ROD II 4961 7 8 1 37 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
TIPPY 4943 9 7 0 36 TAHAHN HAH (420)
RED LAKE 4834 5 3 0 35 THE SIERRAS (393)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOLSTICE 4998 5 2 0 33 TEAM CHAOS (422)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PETE MOSS 4968 4 1 1 24 FUNKY FOLK (405)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FREGADERA 4976 4 4 0 23 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
18K FEET 5004 2 0 0 22 THE SIERRAS (393)
METELLUS 4995 4 4 1 21 IDES OF MARCH (226)
LUSCIOUS 5007 2 1 0 21 WALI'S FINEST (419)
RECHONCHO 4977 3 6 1 20 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
ISIS 5006 2 1 0 19 WALI'S FINEST (419)
JAKRAPONG 4979 4 4 0 16 TAHAHN HAH (420)
JACK HAMMA 5001 1 0 0 13 FUNKY FOLK (405)
TYCHO THERON 5009 1 3 0 6 TEAM CHAOS (422)
EKA THANATOS 5010 1 3 0 6 TEAM CHAOS (422)
CANDY KANE 4997 0 2 0 2 FUNKY FOLK (405)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DUD 5019 0 1 0 ARMY OF DARKNESS 421 NOACHIAN 387 563 NONE
LOOK, I'M DEAD 5022 0 1 0 IDES OF MARCH 226 STONE GOLEM 386 563 NONE
TEERAPONG 4958 4 9 0 TAHAHN HAH 420 VENENOSO 4959 563
CAECUS ACACIUS 5020 0 1 0 TEAM CHAOS 422 SPYMASTER 382 563 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Ong-Bak -- Was a little surprised at the outcome of our fight, things aren't looking
too good for a style such as mine up here near the top. -- Murphy
Solstice -- Man, you are a tough fighter to bring down, I started getting really
tired and thought is this warrior ever gonna quit. -- Red Lake
Luscious -- Oh yes you are, I cut into you just like a Chocolate Cream Pie. -- 18k
Feet
Flight Journal -- I'm amazed you can get off the ground. -- Matarsse Fury
Finesse -- You move so well. Very hypnotic. -- Venenoso
Time -- I guess I ran out of time. -- Fregadera
Metellus -- Good use of your weapon. I wasn't expecting much out of that. --
Rechoncho
Dardanius -- Enough with the goodbyes. Get moving already. -- Hideki Hao
Blood Sports -- You want blood?! I accept your challenge. And yes, there will be
blood! -- Hideki Hao
"Those in the stands shift their attention to the warriors." Oh, yeah? So what was
their attention on before? Why are we paying these enormous fees for pre-game bands
and dancing girls if the audience is spending all its time gossiping? And do NOT
tell me their attention was on said bands and dancers, because I'm not blind, I could
tell very well that they weren't even LOOKING at the arena floor. -- Jorja
Dardanius -- Hmm, we just straddle right over the ides of June, which I am told was
in some fashion significant. All nonsense, of course, a totally artificial construct
of "time." Not that I care. Humans, who needs 'em? Also, I do NOT need the title,
nor want it. The position is too conspicuous, to likely to make one a target. I
prefer to be the one seeking a target rather than the target being sought. -- Blood
Sports
P.S. Congratulations on having a tv challenge to use.
Fregadera -- Ah, you're quite the young pussycat, aren't you? Stick with me and I'll
introduce you to the occasionally famous. -- Times
Matarse Fury -- You're flying too low, pull up, dammit! (loud noises and jolting
shocks) Argh. You crashed right INTO me where I was parked off to the side of the
taxi lane! -- Flight Journal
Hmm, the Ambitious Guard taught me nothing. A waste of my time. -- Nifty Nickel
P.S. Although I won't refuse the win.
The... the Dangerous Criminal stole my hubcaps! -- Hot Rod the shocked
Lek Tormuz, Merchant and Moneylender -- Well, now you'll have to go after the
Dangerous Criminal, as HE is now in possession of the Hubcaps. -- Hot Rod
Hot Rod II -- Ah! I have been waiting for a chance to acquire the Hubcaps. -- Marco
the Blackhand, as Dangerous as they come
Nifty Nickel -- I want to place an ad: Experienced guard seeking light-risk
position. -- Halstorna of Delarq Tor, Ambitious Guard
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DUD was butchered by NOACHIAN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
CAECUS ACACIUS was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
LOOK, I'M DEAD was easily killed by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
FLAVIUS VALERIUS overpowered BLOOD SPORTS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
GIMME SOME SUGAR defeated ONG-BAK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Challenge match.
TIPPY was vanquished by TIBERIUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
METELLUS was beaten by LUSCIOUS in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
VENENOSO put to death TEERAPONG in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
SOLSTICE won victory over ISIS in a action packed 4 minute Challenge duel.
TYCHO THERON lost to 18K FEET in a 1 minute beginner's Challenge fight.
MURPHY vanquished HIDEKI HAO in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
WHITE CHOCOATE was savagely defeated by NIFTY NICKEL in a 2 minute gory melee.
JEWEL was overpowered by FLIGHT JOURNAL in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
TIMES handily defeated FREGADERA in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CARAMEL demolished HOT ROD II in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FINESSE overcame PETE MOSS in a 1 minute conflict.
RED LAKE overpowered JAKRAPONG in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
RECHONCHO won victory over CANDY KANE in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur fray.
EKA THANATOS was devastated by JACK HAMMA in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 STRIKING ATTACK 24 - 20 - 4 55 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 45 - 39 - 1 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 21 - 1 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 14 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 20 - 1 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 BASHING ATTACK 14 - 19 - 0 42 |
|AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 10 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 563 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 7 3 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MURPHY 4703 19 6 2 129 THE SIERRAS (393)
LUNGING ATTACK FLAVIUS VALERIUS 4948 14 10 0 106 TEAM CHAOS (422)
PARRY-RIPOSTE BLOOD SPORTS 4926 15 8 0 82 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
TOTAL PARRY GIMME SOME SUGAR 4936 8 2 0 76 ARMY OF DARKNESS (421)
BASHING ATTACK NIFTY NICKEL 4941 11 10 1 75 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
SLASHING ATTACK CARAMEL 4921 10 8 0 60 WALI'S FINEST (419)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is BLOOD SPORTS 4926. The most popular warrior this
turn was ONG-BAK 4928. The ten other most popular fighters were SOLSTICE 4998,
METELLUS 4995, NIFTY NICKEL 4941, FLAVIUS VALERIUS 4948, GIMME SOME SUGAR 4936,
VENENOSO 4959, TEERAPONG 4958, 18K FEET 5004, FLIGHT JOURNAL 4907, and TIMES 4908.
The least popular fighter this week was EKA THANATOS 5010. The other ten least
popular fighters were JAKRAPONG 4979, PETE MOSS 4968, HOT ROD II 4961, FREGADERA
4976, JEWEL 4924, HIDEKI HAO 4874, TYCHO THERON 5009, TIPPY 4943, BLOOD SPORTS 4926,
and LOOK, I'M DEAD 5022.