DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/05/2007    Duedate: 07/18/2007

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM-19    TURN-564

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MURPHY
THE SIERRAS (393)
(19-4703) [20-6-2,137]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MURPHY                         POSITION IS EMPTY
THE SIERRAS (393)              
(19-4703) [20-6-2,137]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

BLOOD SPORTS                   ONG-BAK
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     TAHAHN HAH (420)
(19-4926) [16-8-0,91]          (19-4928) [11-8-1,63]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE SIERRAS (393)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE SIERRAS (393)           36
2. TEAM CHAOS (422)            28      THE SIERRAS (393)
3. WALI'S FINEST (419)         23      Unchartered Team
4. TAHAHN HAH (420)            20
5. JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)        2      HITLIST 19 (362)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 THE SIERRAS (393)         84  35  3 70.6   1/ 3 THE SIERRAS (393)         9  1 0
 2- 2 ARMY OF DARKNESS (421)     9   4  0 69.2   2/ 1 WALI'S FINEST (419)       8  7 0
 3/ 3 WALI'S FINEST (419)       51  32  0 61.4   3/ 2 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241)  7  8 0
 4- 4 FUNKY FOLK (405)          91  70  5 56.5   4/ 6 TEAM CHAOS (422)          5 10 0
 5/ 5 IDES OF MARCH (226)       44  44  3 50.0   5/ 5 TAHAHN HAH (420)          5 10 0
 6/ 6 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)    368 397 35 48.1   6/ 4 IDES OF MARCH (226)       4  4 0
 7/ 7 TAHAHN HAH (420)          43  51  2 45.7   7/ 7 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)     4  9 1
 8/ 8 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 393 506 17 43.7   8- 9 FUNKY FOLK (405)          1  2 0
 9/ 9 TEAM CHAOS (422)          58  86  0 40.3   9- 8 ARMY OF DARKNESS (421)    1  3 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

Well, well, well, lookie here, Murphy is the top dog of Zuwayza.  I knew it would
happen, but my manager was quite shocked.  Pretty obvious who's gonna challenge me
this turn, but I have different ideas.  If they get their challenge, then bummer, but
if I get mine then right on!  So, fellow combatants, strap on the gear and get ready
to rumble, 'cause Murphy is a-comin' to town.  See ya on the sands, boys!

                                       Murphy

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  THE SIERRAS now holds the crown and 
they are betting they can keep it.  Hey everybody, watch out for RED LAKE, who flew 
up 21 points in the rankings after mashing TIBERIUS like a melon.  Keep your eye on 
this gal.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  TIBERIUS was 
defeated by RED LAKE and drops 17 points.  Well, everybody's pal MURPHY moved his 
record to 20-6-2 by defeating FLAVIUS VALERIUS in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and 
gaining 8 recognition points.  Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver 
this stuff?   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the ZUWAYZA arena.  Did you 
hear that TEAM CHAOS was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal 
hygiene of TEAM CHAOS' warriors, I'm not surprised!  Okay, so I may not be funny, but 
catch THE SIERRAS' act in the arena.  Those acrobats seem to be fairly deft at 
running from TEAM CHAOS.  Well just about everybody wants a piece of VENENOSO, who 
was this week's most challenged warrior.  Was it guts or an overtaxed mental capacity 
that had TIPPY challenge up 27 points in the rankings to take on FLIGHT JOURNAL?  
This week TIPPY 9-8-0 fought FLIGHT JOURNAL 11-15-0 and in losing gained 5 points.  I 
know several gladiators who could go for a few fights like that.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  In the 'Oops, What Have I Done?' category, VENENOSO was 
mashed by FINESSE, who let VENENOSO know that killing members of TAHAHN HAH is a 
no-no.  Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly 
buggers, eh?   
     Well, there's the manager of the ZUWAYZA giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  Well, there goes another Spy Report.  
Good luck in next week's fights.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MURPHY 4703                  20   6  2   137       THE SIERRAS (393)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DARDANIUS 2683               11   3  0   153       IDES OF MARCH (226)
 FLAVIUS VALERIUS 4948        14  11  0    99       TEAM CHAOS (422)
 BLOOD SPORTS 4926            16   8  0    91       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MATARSE FURY 4880            15  14  2    82       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
-GIMME SOME SUGAR 4936         8   2  0    76       ARMY OF DARKNESS (421)
 WHITE CHOCOATE 4923          15   3  0    69       WALI'S FINEST (419)
 HIDEKI HAO 4874              16  15  2    67       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLIGHT JOURNAL 4907          11  15  0    65       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 CARAMEL 4921                 11   8  0    64       WALI'S FINEST (419)
 ONG-BAK 4928                 11   8  1    63       TAHAHN HAH (420)
 NIFTY NICKEL 4941            11  11  1    60       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 JEWEL 4924                    9   9  0    58       WALI'S FINEST (419)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RED LAKE 4834                 6   3  0    56       THE SIERRAS (393)
 FINESSE 4930                 10   9  1    54       TAHAHN HAH (420)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TIMES 4908                   10  16  0    46       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-PUBLIUS 4994                  5   1  0    44       IDES OF MARCH (226)
 TIPPY 4943                    9   8  0    41       TAHAHN HAH (420)
 SOLSTICE 4998                 6   2  0    40       TEAM CHAOS (422)
 HOT ROD II 4961               7   9  1    34       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 TIBERIUS 5002                 5   1  1    34       IDES OF MARCH (226)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VENENOSO 4959                 4   7  3    30       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
 18K FEET 5004                 3   0  0    29       THE SIERRAS (393)
 JAKRAPONG 4979                5   4  0    24       TAHAHN HAH (420)
-PETE MOSS 4968                4   1  1    24       FUNKY FOLK (405)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-METELLUS 4995                 4   4  1    21       IDES OF MARCH (226)
 RECHONCHO 4977                3   7  1    21       JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
 LUSCIOUS 5007                 2   2  0    18       WALI'S FINEST (419)
 ISIS 5006                     2   2  0    14       WALI'S FINEST (419)
-JACK HAMMA 5001               1   0  0    13       FUNKY FOLK (405)
 ZILPAN ZILLAH 5026            1   0  0    10       TEAM CHAOS (422)
-CANDY KANE 4997               0   2  0     2       FUNKY FOLK (405)
 SOM QWAM 5024                 0   1  0     1       TAHAHN HAH (420)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
FREGADERA 4976         4  5 0 JAGUAR WARRIORS 296   STONE GOLEM 386       564 NONE    
TEERAPONG 4958         4  9 0 TAHAHN HAH 420        VENENOSO 4959         563 JUST REV
EKA THANATOS 5010      1  4 0 TEAM CHAOS 422        DARK CHAMPION 384     564 NONE    
TYCHO THERON 5009      1  4 0 TEAM CHAOS 422        BLACK ORC 380         564 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Tycho -- Think I was just a little too tall for ya. -- 18k

Hideki -- Sure seemed awful easy, was wondering if somehow you knew we were fighting
for the DM and it made you nervous. -- Murphy

Jakrapong -- You were bound and determined to hang in long enough to make me sweat
weren't you?  Had to take a shower and everything. -- Red Lake

Murphy -- Finally decided to graduate?  Well, hurry up and get it over with.  I'm
next in line for DM. -- Hideki Hao

Teerapong -- You should have killed me while you had the chance.  Now look who's
dead. -- Venenoso

Times -- Where are all those famous people you were gonna introduce me to? --
Fregadara

Candy Cane -- I like the way your hips sway when you swing your weapon.  <growl> --
Rechoncho

"The battle begins."  Short and to the point, although in some case, "battle" is
exaggerating.

Flavius Valerius -- (with a slight inclination of the head)  I see you have learned
the true meaning of... Blood Sports
P.S.  While I prefer to be on the other side, I salute one who knows how it should be
done.

White Chocolate -- Forget advertising, just gimme it all. -- Nifty Nickel

P.S.  Okay, so I like dark chocolate better, I'll TAKE white if that's all that's
offered.  Not that it even BEGINS to match the rich, mysterious TASTE, but...us low-
class advertising flyers have to take what we can get.

Jewel -- Indeed, yes, you are a lovely jewel, and it would be my pleasure to take you
up and show you some of my best moves.  Loop the loop, barrel roll, all of them.  Say
yes! -- Flight Journal, mildly smitten

Fregadera -- If you want to make the cover, you have to keep a grip on your weapons,
woman!  No dropping them all over the place like they were dirty socks.  Work on
this. -- Times
P.S.  Try glue.

Caramel -- I feel sure that Hot Rod would have something to say to you, but his mouth
is stuck shut (thank you!) with strings of gooey caramel.  Well done. -- Times

Matarse Fury -- Well, usually I have a longer runway to build up flying speed. --
Flight Journal
P.S.  And usually, I have the full use of my limbs.  Ouch.

Hideki Hao -- I cannot die, if you kill me, I will return in a new body.  So go for
it.  Blood and death is what the arena is all about! -- Blood Sports

Hideki Hao -- If I could believe that killing Blood Sports would mean the last of
him, I would urge you on.  Unfortunately, it is more likely to mean Blood Sports
Forever.  Tedious. -- Jorja

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FREGADERA was barely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
EKA THANATOS was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TYCHO THERON was killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
FINESSE vanquished VENENOSO in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
HIDEKI HAO was demolished by BLOOD SPORTS in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
MATARSE FURY vanquished NIFTY NICKEL in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TIPPY was luckily beaten by FLIGHT JOURNAL in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
JAKRAPONG slimly won victory over RECHONCHO in a 3 minute Challenge melee.
ISIS was vanquished by SOLSTICE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MURPHY viciously subdued FLAVIUS VALERIUS in a 1 minute veteran's Title fight.
ONG-BAK was luckily beaten by WHITE CHOCOATE in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
CARAMEL devastated HOT ROD II in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RED LAKE demolished TIBERIUS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TIMES was overpowered by JEWEL in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
18K FEET defeated LUSCIOUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's duel.
SOM QWAM was vanquished by ZILPAN ZILLAH in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  21 -  4      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       20 -  19 -  1      51  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         LUNGING ATTACK    45 -  44 -  1      51  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  16 -  1      48  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-RIPOSTE     13 -  14 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  21 -  0      38  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 564 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  7         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  4         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  MURPHY 4703                20   6  2  137 THE SIERRAS (393)
LUNGING ATTACK   FLAVIUS VALERIUS 4948      14  11  0   99 TEAM CHAOS (422)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    BLOOD SPORTS 4926          16   8  0   91 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
PARRY-LUNGE      MATARSE FURY 4880          15  14  2   82 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
TOTAL PARRY      WHITE CHOCOATE 4923        15   3  0   69 WALI'S FINEST (419)
BASHING ATTACK   HIDEKI HAO 4874            16  15  2   67 JAGUAR WARRIORS (296)
SLASHING ATTACK  CARAMEL 4921               11   8  0   64 WALI'S FINEST (419)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is BLOOD SPORTS 4926.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ONG-BAK 4928.  The ten other most popular fighters were TIPPY 4943, 
RECHONCHO 4977, FREGADERA 4976, 18K FEET 5004, MURPHY 4703, FINESSE 4930, JAKRAPONG 
4979, LUSCIOUS 5007, BLOOD SPORTS 4926, and MATARSE FURY 4880.

The least popular fighter this week was SOM QWAM 5024.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TIBERIUS 5002, HOT ROD II 4961, FLAVIUS VALERIUS 4948, ISIS 5006, NIFTY 
NICKEL 4941, HIDEKI HAO 4874, TIMES 4908, VENENOSO 4959, TYCHO THERON 5009, and EKA 
THANATOS 5010.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

MURPHY (19-4703) THE SIERRAS (393)

                           SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN ATLANTA!

Our next summer FTF will be held in Atlanta, Georgia, July 27-29, 2007.  It will be 
held at the Sheraton Buckhead Hotel in Atlanta, on 3405 Lenox Road NE (404-261-9250). 
Room rates are $95.00 per night, 1-4 occupancy.  There is a free shuttle from the 
MARTA station two blocks away and free parking, high speed internet (for extra charge), 
fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--ask for the Reality 
Simulations room block.  Look for transportation info in the tournament information 
sheet.  We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!