DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/17/2008    Duedate: 07/30/2008

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM-19    TURN-591

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PETE MOSS
FUNKY FOLK (405)
(19-4968) [14-4-2,133]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DAN STEPPE                     BART SIMPSON
FUNKY FOLK (405)               CUNNING RUNTS (425)
(19-5000) [12-5-2,135]         (19-5072) [6-1-0,45]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HOT ROD II                     DAN STEPPE
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     FUNKY FOLK (405)
(19-4961) [20-23-1,91]         (19-5000) [12-5-2,135]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

TROUBLED WATERS (350)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. TROUBLED WATERS (350)       47
2. THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)  38      WALI'S FINEST (419)
3. FUNKY FOLK (405)            31      Unchartered Team
4. IDES OF MARCH (226)          0
5. CUNNING RUNTS (425)         -1      CUNNING RUNTS (425)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*CUNNING RUNTS (425)       24  11  1 68.6   1/ 2 TROUBLED WATERS (350)    11  3 1
 2/ 2 WALI'S FINEST (419)       71  53  2 57.3   2/ 1*CUNNING RUNTS (425)      10  5 1
 3/ 3 FUNKY FOLK (405)         131 102 10 56.2   3/ 4 FUNKY FOLK (405)          8  3 1
 4- 4 IDES OF MARCH (226)       66  58  4 53.2   4/ 5 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241)  4  9 0
 5/ 5 TROUBLED WATERS (350)     28  29  1 49.1   5- 3 IDES OF MARCH (226)       2  0 0
 6/ 7 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 451 581 17 43.7   6/ 6 WALI'S FINEST (419)       1  7 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 597): BLU JON of BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 598): BELEG CUTHALION of SILMARILLIAD (Ichabod Frothingslosh)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 502): DARKWIND of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 592): SIMULACRUM of DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft
                            West, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 594): TAIKUTSU of YAMABUSHI (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 592): TAMARIN MELLIRN of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 590): PETE MOSS of FUNKY FOLK (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 295): CAM SHAFT of OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 583): KYRA of BLOOD KNIGHTS (Arturius, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 293): EXECUTIONER of RETRIBUTION (Lord of Retribution, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 580): DREAD of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 578): THE MANIAC of RAVAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 569): ALE'CHAI TALLSKY of PHILANTHROPISTS (Aragorn, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 531): J'KOROU of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 270): COLOUR COMMENTATOR of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 265): BARBARINO of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 251): RUBBER DUCKIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 459): PREATORIAN of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 446): I OWN INDIMAR of 4000 BLOWS (Nuln, mgr)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 437): FAIRUZA of CLAN GHOST BEARS (Bjorn, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 422): TENDERIZED DUCK of MIGHTY DUCKS (Woody, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 200): SKIN PEELER of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 392): RUBY TUESDAY of CORPS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 391): FOOTSTEPS of PARANOID ASYLUM (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 374): MESSALIDA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 484): NEBUCHADNEZZAR of BLADES OF WONDER (The Sandman)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 597): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 598): SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 502): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 592): DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 594): MAXIMUM RESULTS (Coyote, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 592): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 590): CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 295): THE ANIMALS (The Zoo Keeper, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 583): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 293): SOL INVICTUS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 580): ROMAN HEROES (Ceasar, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 578): BAD COMPANY (Bill, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 569): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 531): MEDAL OF HONOR F1 (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 270): NOSTALGIA (Crow, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 265): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 251): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 459): KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 446): LUROCIANS T308 (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 437): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 422): MIGHTU DUCKS (Woody, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 200): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 292): CORPS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 391): PARANOID ASYLUM (Jekyll, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 374): MAGIC ARTISTS (Houdini, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 484): DIRT DEVILS et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 596): GANGREL of DARK WARDS (Dr. Doom, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 597): SWEET BETSEY of SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 502): LITTLE OX of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 592): WENDIGO of DARK CREATION (Herbert Philip Lovecraft West)
                (turn 591): THE WITCH-KING of THE BLACK RIDERS (Mad Max, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 594): KILDILLI DALL of PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 591): XAVIORA YOHL of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 295): CAM SHAFT of OTTO'S MECHANICS (Crip, mgr.)
                          LADY ELMA of FILIPINA LADYZ (Lady Martilyo, mgr.)
              (turn 294): SRAN3E of PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 292): CERIDWEN of SOL INVICTUS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 579): FRENZY of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 269): REALITY of SRETSAMLEUD II (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 265): BARBARINO of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                             JACK & JILL of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                             RHIANNON of GAELIC STORM (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 251): RUBBER DUCKIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 459): PREATORIAN of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
                (turn 458): CENTURION of KNIGHTS OF ROCANIS (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 446): VENREK of DEMONS OF DARKNESS 2 (Rillion, mgr.)
                       (turn 445): MGRWONTHE1STTOGS! Of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601
                                   (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 437): FAIRUZA of CLAN GHOST BEARS (Bjorn, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 422): DUCK KA-BOB of MIGHTY DUCKS (Woody, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 373): CONJUROR of MAGIC ARTISTS (Houdini, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster here with my bag to give you the news on last 
week's fights.  Say good-bye to CUNNING RUNTS, as they are pushed from the coveted 
top team spot by the TROUBLED WATERS stable.  Advancing in the rankings was FUNKY 
FOLK who went from last turn's 128-101-9, to this week's record of 131-102-10.  Hey 
everybody, watch out for AQUILA, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after mashing 
ERIC CARTMAN like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't 
pay to walk out on the sands.  ERIC CARTMAN was beat by AQUILA and drops 18 points.  
Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was WALI'S FINEST's 
LUSCIOUS, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by PETE MOSS.  4 out of 5 
gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that FUNKY FOLK was most 
avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of FUNKY FOLK's warriors, 
I'm not surprised!  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, 
cause TROUBLED WATERS beats feet every time FUNKY FOLK smiles at them.  Try farming, 
eh?   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  Well, the arena is no place for slow learners (and 
hopefully T.P.s) and PETE MOSS demonstrated that very violently on LUSCIOUS' body.  
And who needs the Dark Arena if you've got PETE MOSS around?  This week it decorated 
its armor with LUSCIOUS.  Who's next?  Remember:  alliances are great, but try and 
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.   
     Well, there's the manager of the ZUWAYZA giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?).  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PETE MOSS 4968               14   4  2   133       FUNKY FOLK (405)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DARDANIUS 2683               12   3  0   155       IDES OF MARCH (226)
 DAN STEPPE 5000              12   5  2   135       FUNKY FOLK (405)
 JACK HAMMA 5001              12   4  2   106       FUNKY FOLK (405)
 ARCHIPPUS 4222                9   3  0   102       TROUBLED WATERS (350)
 WHITE CHOCOATE 4923          20   8  0    97       WALI'S FINEST (419)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOT ROD II 4961              20  23  1    91       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK BELT 5040              16   6  0    90       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-TIBERIUS 5002                10   4  2    86       IDES OF MARCH (226)
 TIMES 4908                   16  37  0    85       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 JEWEL 4924                   12  13  0    71       WALI'S FINEST (419)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CARAMEL 4921                 13  12  0    66       WALI'S FINEST (419)
-PUBLIUS 4994                  8   2  0    60       IDES OF MARCH (226)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AQUILA 4245                   4   4  0    49       TROUBLED WATERS (350)
 BART SIMPSON 5072             6   1  0    45       CUNNING RUNTS (425)
-MARCELLUS 5075                3   0  0    42       IDES OF MARCH (226)
 EPAPHRAS 4229                 4   3  0    38       TROUBLED WATERS (350)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 JASON 4220                    5   2  0    33       TROUBLED WATERS (350)
 WEE MAN 5071                  2   5  0    33       CUNNING RUNTS (425)
 ISIS 5006                     6   6  0    32       WALI'S FINEST (419)
-ANTONIUS 5063                 6   2  0    32       IDES OF MARCH (226)
 ORNAMENT 5060                 4   8  0    31       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 NICANOR 5025                  2   0  1    27       TROUBLED WATERS (350)
 ERIC CARTMAN 5069             6   1  0    25       CUNNING RUNTS (425)
 STEWIE GRIFFIN 5070           5   2  1    24       CUNNING RUNTS (425)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BARNEY RUBBLE 5073            5   2  0    21       CUNNING RUNTS (425)
 EVEL DEWAR 5077               1   2  0     8       FUNKY FOLK (405)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      NICANOR 5025          591  NONE
SOLSTICE 4998          17  9 0 TEAM CHAOS 422       LUSCIOUS 5007         587  NOT REVENGED
LUSCIOUS 5007           8  6 2 WALI'S FINEST 419    PETE MOSS 4968        591   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

All -- David Koresh stepped onto the sands to face me.  I was forced to mash that
Cult Member not unlike Mother's annoyingly lumpy potatoes.  Bring on the next
illegitimate lamb of God. -- Stewie Griffin.

Isis -- It's like trying to stick a butter knife into an armadillo, isn't it?  Wee
Man had the same problem with Jason. -- Cartman

Archippus -- There you go, you big horse of a gladiator, trampling all over me and
then laughing!  That's just *like* a dwarf, especially the part at the end where you
expect to be interviewed and featured on the cover.  I'm just not up for that today.
-- Times, and hard times at that

Antonius -- How many *times* do have to point out that this is not March and,
besides, a necklace of laurel leaves and daggers just isn't *you*.  Or anybody else I
want to know. -- a discouraged Ornament

Pete Moss -- On the *roadbed*!!!  Gods, if there was ever anything guaranteed to mess
up traffic, it's a bunch of moss on the road.  So much for wheels holding the road
securely, or even at all.  So much for crisp one-wheel turns.  Gah.  Hideous. -- Hot
Rod

Jack Hamma -- Hmm.  (gasping)  Not bad.  (groaning)  In fact, quite decent.  If you
go in for that kind of thing.  I can't say that I do.  I leave disembowelment for the
cultic types. -- Black Belt

17 July 2008
All -- Many of you know me and many more don't, but I will be scarce for a few
months.  I am relocating, so look for my presence online!  As my will, so mote it
be! -- Abraxis

8 July 2008
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                      ALLIANCES
                                         OF
                                      ALASTARI
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                **********************ATTENTION**********************
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                                 *TURF WAR VI RULES*
                            Starting Nov 2008 (10 turns)

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the alliance and the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork
            (DM 47) newsletter.
        2.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying those who wish to participate under the banner of their
            alliance;
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit one (1) RSI Roll-Up Certificate to participate
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
            alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
            Announcement made on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until a Gift Certificate is received.
                   No EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
                   the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified
                   by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No multiple teams or
                   aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate
                   disqualification from the Turf War (so be sure to take any
                   multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams that do not properly
                   declare or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1.  In other
                   words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of
                   the Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your scoring
                   will not begin until Turn 3.  All conditions must be met before
                   scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
                   Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 5 of
                   the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
                   and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions
                   will be final.

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge        +2     -2     +5       -5
Match Up         +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud        +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*     +10     -5     xx       xx
*After 2nd win, warrior scores no points for wins

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Spy Report mention (team name only)              +2
Style Master                                     +2
Duelmaster                                       +2

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must be in the Adepts bracket or lower on the turn they are
         declared, and may NOT have gone above Adepts level at any time; this
         includes teams transferred into North Fork for the Turf War.

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is ALLOWED and encouraged.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 25 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) wins such status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
            (1) time bonus of 50 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a
            warrior(s) win such status.
        4.  Points for TVs and TCs will be applied the Turn after RSI posts
            tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e., if the
            results post on North Fork turn 275, points will be credited on North
            Fork turn 276 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
            you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with
            Alliance A.  If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf
            War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of seven (7) teams allowed per alliance for the
            Turf War.
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first turn only, of every warrior,
            without penalty.

Prizes:
The Turf War is a "winner take all" contest.  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance.  It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates.  Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of Dark Arena Monsters (one for each manager in the winning
            alliance);
        3.  Known Favorites for one warrior on each team of the winning alliance
            (warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have
            at least one arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus potion for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
            potion must be applied to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each manager who fights in all 10 rounds
            AND 45 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied to a living
            warrior from (DM 47)
These awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee) within 4
turns of the end of TW VI.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

Contest will begin in November following the Fall Mail In Tournament.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EVEL DEWAR was devastated by EPAPHRAS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PETE MOSS dispatched LUSCIOUS in a 1 minute gruesome Title battle.
JACK HAMMA demolished JEWEL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
DAN STEPPE bested WHITE CHOCOATE in a exciting 3 minute veteran's fight.
ARCHIPPUS devastated TIMES in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
CARAMEL was overpowered by HOT ROD II in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BLACK BELT handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ISIS lost to BART SIMPSON in a 2 minute duel.
ERIC CARTMAN was overpowered by AQUILA in a 1 minute gory uneven duel.
BARNEY RUBBLE was defeated by ORNAMENT in a 2 minute match.
JASON was handily defeated by WEE MAN in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
STEWIE GRIFFIN subdued MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute match.
NICANOR butchered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         AIMED BLOW        11 -   1 -  0      92  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -   2 -  0      82  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       15 -   4 -  0      79  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    43 -  26 -  4      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     10 -  13 -  1      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    13 -  20 -  1      39  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   8 -  0      20  |

Turn 591 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         5  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   PETE MOSS 4968             14   4  2  133 FUNKY FOLK (405)
SLASHING ATTACK  JACK HAMMA 5001            12   4  2  106 FUNKY FOLK (405)
TOTAL PARRY      WHITE CHOCOATE 4923        20   8  0   97 WALI'S FINEST (419)
STRIKING ATTACK  BLACK BELT 5040            16   6  0   90 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
AIMED BLOW       BART SIMPSON 5072           6   1  0   45 CUNNING RUNTS (425)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HOT ROD II 4961.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DAN STEPPE 5000.  The ten other most popular fighters were ORNAMENT 5060, JACK 
HAMMA 5001, HOT ROD II 4961, BLACK BELT 5040, WEE MAN 5071, EPAPHRAS 4229, ARCHIPPUS 
4222, BART SIMPSON 5072, AQUILA 4245, and STEWIE GRIFFIN 5070.

The least popular fighter this week was JASON 4220.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ERIC CARTMAN 5069, CARAMEL 4921, TIMES 4908, EVEL DEWAR 5077, WHITE 
CHOCOATE 4923, JEWEL 4924, LUSCIOUS 5007, NICANOR 5025, BARNEY RUBBLE 5073, and ISIS 
5006.