DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/27/2009    Duedate: 09/09/2009

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM-19    TURN-620

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MODERN SCENE
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
(19-5102) [12-9-1,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MODERN SCENE                   POSITION IS EMPTY
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     
(19-5102) [12-9-1,104]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STEWIE GRIFFIN                 TRASH COLLECTOR
CUNNING RUNTS (425)            THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
(19-5070) [22-10-1,91]         (19-5091) [12-16-1,79]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)  21
2. UNDERWORLD (201)            14      CUNNING RUNTS (425)
3. ANARCHY (342)                0      Unchartered Team
4. CUNNING RUNTS (425)        -11
                                       WONDERLAND (198)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 CUNNING RUNTS (425)       90  63  2 58.8   1/ 1 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 10  5 0
 2/ 2 UNDERWORLD (201)          21  23  1 47.7   2/ 2 CUNNING RUNTS (425)       8  4 0
 3- 3 ANARCHY (342)            180 218 23 45.2   3- 3 ANARCHY (342)             2  1 0
 4/ 4 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 527 644 19 45.0   4/ 4 UNDERWORLD (201)          1  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 625): SEA LEGS of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 627): SOPHOCLES of DREAMERS (Sleepy, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 621): PIE EYED PIPER of STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 623): SILVIA MINNO of PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 619): TIBERIUS of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 619): STEWIE GRIFFIN of CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 310): CASH MEALS of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 612): LUNA of WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (Sporkis, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 307): ULTHAR STORMHELM of THE STORM GUARDS (The Icelord, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 609): AGONY of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 607): KOBALT of RAVAGING LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 598): CIVIL of LOST CAUSE (Vol, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 560): ELOWAN of OBSCURE LORE (Tigtoad, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 285): HALF of SRETSAMLEUD II (Phat Phat, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 279): MOTHER TERESA of OLD HABITS (Soultaker, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 266): PETRA QUORD of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 488): PURPLE KITTEN of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 475): LASSIE of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 455): XAVAN YOLE of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 451): SUMMER RAIN of WEATHER (Sage?, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 215): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 415): MOKO TEN ZORA of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 408): BEARSTONE KAI of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 397): GABRIELLE REESE of GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 513): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS ( ?, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 625): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 627): SWEET MAGIC (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 621): GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 622): PUNNY ANIMALS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 619): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 619): THE MAGNIFICIENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 310): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 612): VENUSIANS (Venus, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 307): WAR (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 609): ANGELS OF PAIN (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 607): RAVAGOMG LORDS (General Ikillu, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 598): LOST CAUSE (Vol, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 560): LUROCIAN ROYALTY (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 285): MIKES HEROES (Mike?, mgr.)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 279): THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 266): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 487): MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 475): EX OBLIVIONE (Enigma, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 455): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 451): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 215): BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 415): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 408): GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 397): GIRLS X3 (Non, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 513): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 621): PIE EYED PIPER of STARBASE 5 (Zeus, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 618): GERMANICUS of GLADIATORS (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 310): CASH MEALS of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 612): LUNA of WILL DUEL 4 MEAD (Sporkis, mgr.)
                          A.A. SHOCK of FORCE OF NATURE (Storm Front, mgr.)
              (turn 611): NEEDS SALT of BOHICA (Scruffy, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 609): ARTEMIDORUS IV of ROMAN HEROES (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 607): DARK JOURNEY of STORM BRINGERS (The Rake, mgr.)
                       (turn 606): THE MONGOL of RAVAGING LORDS (General Ikillu)
 DM  47 DOUBLE X (turn 279): CHINA MILKMAID of LAND OF OZ (Oz the Successful, mgr.)
                             IVAN POISY of SPOONERTICS (Spawn, mgr.)
                             MADAME BUTTERFLY of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
                 (turn 278): LURKING FEAR of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 265): C.H.S. of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 487): CHARLIE EKSA of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 454): SAND MAGGOT of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 450): GRIZOLPOP of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
ZUWAYZA brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Of course, we're all terribly 
impressed to see PENDULOUS PATTY win a fight and gain 18 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, 
PENDULOUS PATTY beat MODEL RAILROADER and MODEL RAILROADER lost 16 points.  You're 
breakin' my heart.  And it's out with the old, in with the new, as MODERN SCENE takes 
the Title and last week's bar tab from the old Duelmaster.  Heh, heh.  I'm not in a 
very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's new, 
don't you, ZUWAYZA?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  Ooh, 
I'm frightfully impressed, MODEL RAILROADER was this turn's most challenged warrior.  
Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in ZUWAYZA to get a drink than The Drunken Ox!  
Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so nice!  So 
nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MODERN SCENE 5102            12   9  1   104       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ERIC CARTMAN 5069            22  10  0    96       CUNNING RUNTS (425)
 STEWIE GRIFFIN 5070          22  10  1    91       CUNNING RUNTS (425)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRASH COLLECTOR 5091         12  16  1    79       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 FARM WEEKLY 5120             10   2  0    68       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 THE ENQUIRER 5131             9   1  0    67       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MINI ME 5093                  7  16  1    50       CUNNING RUNTS (425)
 PENDULOUS PATTY 2241          5   4  0    44       UNDERWORLD (201)
 TANYA TUNNELLER 2967          4   6  0    42       UNDERWORLD (201)
-UREA 2451                     4   3  0    40       UNDERWORLD (201)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DR. RUTH 5127                 3   4  0    31       CUNNING RUNTS (425)
-BOB BEGGER 3172               3   2  0    26       UNDERWORLD (201)
 MODEL RAILROADER 5121         6   6  0    24       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STOP-GAP 5068                 6   1  0    23       ANARCHY (342)
-GAMMA 5067                    3   4  1    21       ANARCHY (342)
-PROJECT XY 5066               2   4  0    14       ANARCHY (342)
-3RD STORY MAN 2512            3   1  1    11       UNDERWORLD (201)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Stewie Griffin -- I suppose this is by way of proving that you "aren't trash."
Understandable, but wrong-headed.  So much is called trash these days that shouldn't
be!  I assure you that I find many great things in the dumps.  Come with me on a
collecting trip some day and see! -- Trash Collector

Tanya Tunneller Goes Underground!  Read all about it!  Photos on page 6. -- The
Enquirer

M. Chardinee is not Modern.  In fact, he's reactionary! -- Modern Scene
P.S.  And prudish.

The Userous Merchant?  I had a cousin who got into debt to him once.  The poor fool
worked for years to pay it off and never succeeded, committed suicide, and now his
widow is trying to pay.  A sad but not uncommon story. -- Farm Weekly

Bob Begger -- NEVER stop on the tracks to ask for a handout.  That's just asking for
disaster. -- Model Railroader

26 August 09
     There has been a run lately of personals and columns turning up in the wrong
     arenas.  When you email in something, check and make sure you have the correct
     arena number!  It's easy for a finger to slip onto the wrong key.  When the
     receipt comes back, check again to be sure it went where you intended!
     Vigilance is your friend, and mine too. -- the Editor

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PENDULOUS PATTY devastated MODEL RAILROADER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
STEWIE GRIFFIN lost to MODERN SCENE in a exciting 1 minute gory expert's Title battle.
ERIC CARTMAN won victory over TRASH COLLECTOR in a popular 3 minute master's brawl.
THE ENQUIRER defeated MINI ME in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
FARM WEEKLY devastated TANYA TUNNELLER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DR. RUTH devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    20 -   3 -  0      87  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   1 -  1      80  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL      6 -   3 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   7 -  1      59  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  14 -  0      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|AIMED BLOW                       0         BASHING ATTACK     5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW         0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 620 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  MODERN SCENE 5102          12   9  1  104 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
TOTAL PARRY      ERIC CARTMAN 5069          22  10  0   96 CUNNING RUNTS (425)
WALL OF STEEL    STEWIE GRIFFIN 5070        22  10  1   91 CUNNING RUNTS (425)
STRIKING ATTACK  FARM WEEKLY 5120           10   2  0   68 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE ENQUIRER 5131           9   1  0   67 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PENDULOUS PATTY 2241        5   4  0   44 UNDERWORLD (201)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STEWIE GRIFFIN 5070.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TRASH COLLECTOR 5091.  The ten other most popular fighters were MODERN SCENE 
5102, THE ENQUIRER 5131, DR. RUTH 5127, ERIC CARTMAN 5069, PENDULOUS PATTY 2241, MINI 
ME 5093, FARM WEEKLY 5120, MODEL RAILROADER 5121, STEWIE GRIFFIN 5070, and TANYA 
TUNNELLER 2967.

The least popular fighter this week was TANYA TUNNELLER 2967.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were STEWIE GRIFFIN 5070, MODEL RAILROADER 5121, FARM WEEKLY 5120, 
MINI ME 5093, PENDULOUS PATTY 2241, ERIC CARTMAN 5069, DR. RUTH 5127, THE ENQUIRER 
5131, MODERN SCENE 5102, and TRASH COLLECTOR 5091.