DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/25/2010    Duedate: 04/07/2010

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM-19    TURN-631

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FARM WEEKLY
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
(19-5120) [18-5-0,116]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FARM WEEKLY                    MILK IS OUT
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
(19-5120) [18-5-0,116]         (19-4890) [3-1-0,50]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FARM WEEKLY                    DESERT PLANTS
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)     THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
(19-5120) [18-5-0,116]         (19-5150) [3-2-0,18]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)    58
2. THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)  15THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
3. MONOPOLY (430)              -1      Unchartered Team

                                       BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)   9   3  0 75.0   1/ 1 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 10  5 0
 2/ 2*MONOPOLY (430)             8   7  1 53.3   2/ 2*MONOPOLY (430)            8  7 1
 3/ 4 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 560 666 20 45.7   3/ 3*BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)  7  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 640): LIP GLOSS of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 642): SCURVY LADY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 514): ROBERTO LEATHAM of HOUSE OF CARDS (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 636): STARIEL of DARK CREATION (H.P.L. West, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 638): ON GOLDEN POND of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 629): THEODOSIUS of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 630): FARM WEEKLY of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 317): CRICTOR UNGERER of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 626): JAILYN of MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 315): KOLUM MAROD of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 624): BILL P. GORE of DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 621): BITCHIN' BEAST of DIVINE HERITAGE
                                                     (Bubba Ganoosh, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 613): ORION of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 575): PRINCE CONNOR of LUROCIAN ROYALTY (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): WALRUS of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 287): RONDOL QUIGLO of THE MIDDLE WAY 3 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 273): MRS. VAUGHN of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 503): RIA ROSEDANCER of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 490): CLOUDGAZER of EX OBLIVIONE (Enigma, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 470): COUNTER OFFER of VIKING LINGO (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 466 BOBIKA VHETT of TIL DEATH DO US PART (Killjoy, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 222): ROS QUIN of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 426): HESTI TYL VAREN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 420): QUINCY WATTS of GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 412): DEVONSHIRE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 528): JEANNE D'ARC of GORGEOUS GOBLINS (Bartender, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 640): BLUE MOON (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 642): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 514): SATAN'S KINGDOMS (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 636): VC RULES (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 638): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 629): THE GENERALS (?, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 630): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 317): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 627): MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 615): THE KINDRED (Godric Magnesson DaVinci, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 624): ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 621): DIVINE HERITAGE (Bubba Ganoosh, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 613): URBAN JUNGLE (Jugger, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 575): LUROCIAN ROYALTY (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): ASAIRE (?, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 287): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 273): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 503): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 490): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 470): DOCTORS (?, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 466): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 222): BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 426): NUMB-ERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 420): GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 412): J (?, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 528): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 513): AVENGING ANTELOPE of SATAN'S KINGDOMS (Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 316): OTHER of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 627): JULIANUS of EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 315): KOLUM MAROD of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 613): ORION of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.)
               (turn 612): MANDOLIN WIND of URBAN JUNGLE (Jugger, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): WALRUS of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 273): KIRLA LORVIN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 503): RIA ROSEDANCER of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 COLLUSION COVE (turn 489): IMOTO-CHAN of EX OBLIVIONE (Enigma, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 465): FLITCHAK of CASTAWAYS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     I don't see how anyone can expect me to write a column today, I need to be out
in the orchard constantly guarding against frost!  If I see one coming, I poke my
teammate Enquirer, and he spouts enough hot air to protect the blossoms.

                                    Farm Weekly

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to ZUWAYZA once again!  BASH BRO HOUSEMATE showed ZUWAYZA what they 
were made of as they fought with a vengeance to walk off with 3-0-0.  What's with 
MILK IS OUT?  He actually beat THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS' THE ENQUIRER, and walked away 
with 23 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at BASH BRO HOUSEMATE while they 
watched DID NOT FLUSH clobber THE BOOT.  He lost 14 points and got bruised from 
objects thrown from the stands.  Try as he might, CONVICTED ASSASSIN wasn't good 
enough at persuading FARM WEEKLY to step down from the Duelmaster's throne...  
Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on?  I hear some team is 
looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  How 
well I know the feeling of being the most challenged warrior, CHANCE!  Don't make 
idle boasts, they may come back to haunt you.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Someone told CHANCE that BASH BRO HOUSEMATE never 
Bloodfeuded, that she'd have an easy kill.  Well, I'm sure whoever misled you is 
right sorry.  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, places to go...   
     Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  The end 
of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  I don't want to 
overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FARM WEEKLY 5120             18   5  0   116       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MODEL RAILROADER 5121        15   8  0    92       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MILK IS OUT 4890              3   1  0    50       BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
 THE ENQUIRER 5131            13   8  0    47       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 COOKING LITE 5146             6   2  1    37       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAIR IN SINK 4891             3   1  0    33       BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DID NOT FLUSH 5166            1   0  0    22       BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
 DESERT PLANTS 5150            3   2  0    18       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 THIMBLE 5157                  2   1  0    18       MONOPOLY (430)
 CHANCE 5160                   2   1  1    14       MONOPOLY (430)
 LUXURY TAX 5159               1   2  0    14       MONOPOLY (430)
 THE BOOT 5156                 2   1  0     7       MONOPOLY (430)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREE PARKING 5158             1   2  0     5       MONOPOLY (430)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DISHES ON TABLE 4894    2  1 0 BASH BRO HOUSEMA 414 CHANCE 5160           630  JUST REVENGED
MASTER BLASTER 5149     1  3 0 CUNNING RUNTS 425    COOKING LITE 5146     628   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Chance -- I've never seen that card played before.  Are you cheating? -- Assur

Finally, he's out of my house.  My table is ever thankful.  Dishes On Table: 16(1)-6-
10-21-9-10-13 STK, was supposed to have been a tourney striker, but his learns were
not up to par, not to mention a damage roll that required a strength train to fix.
His replacement surprises me in more ways than one (specifically number one and
number two).  Let's just say that with my housemates, kids or pets would be an
upgrade. -- Assurnasirbanipal

Cooking Lite -- You turned the lite off that time.  I'll be back soon for the
rematch, but do you think you can let your lite shine and teach me something next
time? -- Hair in Sink

Thimble -- You need to grow to contain me. -- Milk is Out

Hair in the Sink -- Not a problem.  It's all protein anyway, and since it isn't
easily assimilated, it's low calorie. -- Cooking Lite

I think perhaps I will franchise M. Chardinee to handle the restaurants at my
stations.  He has put together a good prospectus. -- Model Railroader
P.S.  And if he blows it, I can always tie him to the tracks and let a train slice
him to pieces.

Captured Orc Escapes!  Runs Amok in the Crowd!  Read all about it, photos on page 9.
-- The Enquirer

Who is this Free Parking who thinks he can drive across the desert, ripping up the
landscape, and escape consequences?  Desert biotas are fragile, you know. -- Desert
Plants

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HAIR IN SINK devastated CHANCE in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
FARM WEEKLY vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven Title battle.
MODEL RAILROADER subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute fight.
THE ENQUIRER was vanquished by MILK IS OUT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
COOKING LITE overpowered CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DESERT PLANTS bested FREE PARKING in a 2 minute beginner's brawl.
THE BOOT was overpowered by DID NOT FLUSH in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
THIMBLE devastated PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
LUXURY TAX handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   1 -  1      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   26 -  15 -  1      63  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         BASHING ATTACK    12 -   7 -  2      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   3 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         AIMED BLOW         2 -   5 -  0      29  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  10 -  0      23  |

Turn 631 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         4  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         4  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  FARM WEEKLY 5120           18   5  0  116 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
BASHING ATTACK   MILK IS OUT 4890            3   1  0   50 BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE ENQUIRER 5131          13   8  0   47 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FARM WEEKLY 5120.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was DESERT PLANTS 5150.  The ten other most popular fighters were HAIR IN SINK 
4891, FARM WEEKLY 5120, MODEL RAILROADER 5121, MILK IS OUT 4890, COOKING LITE 5146, 
DID NOT FLUSH 5166, THIMBLE 5157, LUXURY TAX 5159, FREE PARKING 5158, and CHANCE 
5160.

The least popular fighter this week was THE BOOT 5156.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THE ENQUIRER 5131, CHANCE 5160, FREE PARKING 5158, LUXURY TAX 5159, 
THIMBLE 5157, DID NOT FLUSH 5166, COOKING LITE 5146, MILK IS OUT 4890, MODEL 
RAILROADER 5121, and FARM WEEKLY 5120.