DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 05/20/2010 Duedate: 06/02/2010
ZUWAYZA ARENA
DM-19 TURN-635
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
ERIC CARTMAN
CUNNING RUNTS (425)
(19-5069) [29-12-0,131]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
ERIC CARTMAN MILK IS OUT
CUNNING RUNTS (425) BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
(19-5069) [29-12-0,131] (19-4890) [6-2-0,89]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MINI ME OPPIUS
CUNNING RUNTS (425) IDES OF MARCH (226)
(19-5093) [12-20-3,90] (19-5130) [3-0-0,41]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. CUNNING RUNTS (425) 77
2. STREET WALKERS (431) 48 CUNNING RUNTS (425)
3. BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414) 30 Unchartered Team
4. MONOPOLY (430) -10
5. THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241) -13 BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414) 17 7 0 70.8 1/ 1 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 7 7 0
2/ 0 CUNNING RUNTS (425) 113 76 4 59.8 2/ 2*MONOPOLY (430) 6 9 4
3/ 0 IDES OF MARCH (226) 104 81 6 56.2 3/ 4*STREET WALKERS (431) 5 4 1
4/ 2*STREET WALKERS (431) 5 4 1 55.6 4/ 3*BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414) 5 4 0
5/ 3*MONOPOLY (430) 17 18 5 48.6 5/ 0 CUNNING RUNTS (425) 4 0 1
6/ 4 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 570 675 20 45.8 6/ 0 IDES OF MARCH (226) 1 3 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 644): RAT CATCHER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 646): SCURVY LADY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 522): ROBERTO LEATHAM of HOUSE OF CARDS (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 640): REXROTH of DARK CREATION (H. P. L. West, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 642): ON GOLDEN POND of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 633): GRACCHUS of GLADIATORS (Caesar, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 634): MILK IS OUT of BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 319): ANFERROUS of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 631): SILVER SAW of METAL MINCERS (Oremaster, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 317): SINGALEK of THE KINDRED (Godric Magnusson DaVinci)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 628): ENVY of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 625): BITCHIN' BEAST of DIVINE HERITAGE (Bubba Ganoosh)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 617): FARTIOR of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 579): SENJIRO of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 294): DAN MACK GRU of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 289): ROIS ANIN of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 275): CASS DOLAN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 507): ABELINDA CHASE of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 494): FALKYNOR of THE WILLBURYS 13 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 474): FALLING LEAF of AUTUMN SAGA (Jugger, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 468): ICECLAW of CASTAWAYS (She-Puppy, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 224): EXTORTION of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 430): POLYNIKES of GATES OF FIRE (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 424): JAGUAR JON of GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 416): TOVER DUCK of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 532): JOHN TYLER of I'M HISTORY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 9 ZUKAL (turn 644): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 12 RIZTAB (turn 646): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 13 DULLENS (turn 522): HOUSE OF CARDS (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 640): VC RULES (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 642): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 633): MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 634): THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 319): FORCE OF FIVE (?, mgr.)
DM 29 LAPUR (turn 631): MID EARTH (Visionist, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 317): THE KINDRED (Godric Magnusson DaVinci, mgr.)
DM 32 ARVAT (turn 628): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
DM 33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 625): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 617): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 579): THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 294): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 289): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 275): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 507): THEM (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 494): TWILIGHT BRIGARDE (?, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 474): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 65 DAL SHANG (turn 468): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 222): BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 74 DAYLA KIV (turn 430): GATES OF FIRE (Chief Illiniwek, mgr.)
DM 75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 424): GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 416): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 532): DO IT AGAIN et al (The Dark One, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 13 DULLENS (turn 522): ROBERTO LEATHAM of HOUSE OF CARDS (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
DM 15 MALCORN (turn 640): AGATE of GREENWARDENS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 16 WILLAF (turn 642): TAIKUTSU of YAMABUSHI (?, mgr.)
DM 17 ALJAFIR (turn 632): GRISHORT HURM of MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
TIBERIUS of FIELDS OF ELYSIUM (Caesar, mgr.)
DM 19 ZUWAYZA (turn 633): FARM WEEKLY of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 318): SECI of PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
DM 35 MURSKA (turn 617): FARTIOR of ON THE ROCKS (Bartender, mgr.)
DM 43 VEASTIAN (turn 579): SENJIRO of THE FAMILY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 292): WALRUS of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 274): HOOPS of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 56 ROCANIS (turn 506): FREM HARID of MIDDLE WAY 20 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 60 ARADI (turn 493): PERFECT SNOTLING of SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (Manager, mgr.)
DM 61 JURINE (turn 473): DRAGON HARVEST of AUTUMN SAGA (Jugger, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
Welcome to the pretenders Duelmaster Column of Zuwayza. For an arena to allow
me to sit on the throne so young is wrong, just wrong. But apparently, I am good
enough to beat Model Railroader, so that puts me on top.
I would like to invite everyone to a party at our place to celebrate this event.
Milk and cookies for everyone. We need to drink the milk fast, before it spoils. It
seems to get left out a lot at our house.
I also welcome the Street Walkers, if a welcome it can be called, to Zuwayza.
There are certainly worse towns to be in. We do have personal ads and duelmaster
columns.
My immortality countdown: 8 wins, 13 fights, and 14 pps. Wouldn't that be silly
if the fights were the last thing I need...
-- Milk is Out
SPY REPORT
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in ZUWAYZA this turn, and let's start
with a look at some of the teams. And let's see, MINI ME fought MODEL RAILROADER and
gained 25 points and contributed to CUNNING RUNTS' 4-0-1. AURELIUS has lost to DR.
RUTH, falling 69 points, while helping make IDES OF MARCH a 1-3-0 turn. We should
ask ERIC CARTMAN about the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does
for a warrior, he's now the one to ask. Can someone confirm a rumor for me? I hear
the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Drunken Ox until they win.
Maybe?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one. STREET WALKERS has cause to stand tall,
as they were ZUWAYZA's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to
beat. And guess who avoided STREET WALKERS stable the most? Believe it or not, it
was BASH BRO HOUSEMATE. Anyone surprised? The most challenged warrior this turn was
MONOPOLY's warrior THE BOOT. More fighters challenged him than challenged the
Duelmaster! In a brave attempt, DID NOT FLUSH from BASH BRO HOUSEMATE challenged up
18 points to fight THE ENQUIRER from the THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS stable. DID NOT FLUSH
perhaps got his just desserts, seeing as he defeated THE ENQUIRER and ended up with
55 recognition points. AUNT FLO of STREET WALKERS had better have a good reason for
challenging down 10 points in a challenge which she killed. I thought AUNT FLO
showed great skill and promise when she killed LUXURY TAX. All right, so I slept
through it! Big deal!
A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to
be true. I guess it was coming sooner or later, THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS has lost MODEL
RAILROADER, and ZUWAYZA is bound to miss him. For a little while, at least. Is it
really true that ZUWAYZA has more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought
I'd ask...
Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe. Dare
to fight bravely. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your
swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to
paper-- Alarond the Scribe
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ERIC CARTMAN 5069 29 12 0 131 CUNNING RUNTS (425)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DR. RUTH 5127 10 6 0 113 CUNNING RUNTS (425)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MINI ME 5093 12 20 3 90 CUNNING RUNTS (425)
MILK IS OUT 4890 6 2 0 89 BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
AURELIUS 5075 15 3 0 87 IDES OF MARCH (226)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COOKING LITE 5146 10 2 1 65 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
DID NOT FLUSH 5166 4 1 0 55 BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
THE ENQUIRER 5131 14 11 0 53 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
OPPIUS 5130 3 0 0 41 IDES OF MARCH (226)
THIMBLE 5157 4 3 1 38 MONOPOLY (430)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FREE PARKING 5158 4 3 2 33 MONOPOLY (430)
VICTORIA'S SECRET 5163 2 0 0 33 STREET WALKERS (431)
HAIR IN SINK 4891 5 3 0 32 BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
CHANCE 5160 4 3 1 28 MONOPOLY (430)
AUNT FLO 5162 2 0 1 28 STREET WALKERS (431)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE GREAT GAZOO 5140 1 0 0 21 CUNNING RUNTS (425)
DESERT PLANTS 5150 5 4 0 19 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-JEALOUS JUDY 5165 1 0 0 15 STREET WALKERS (431)
THE BOOT 5156 3 4 1 14 MONOPOLY (430)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
OSKSI NOBLE 0 0 0 FREE PARKING 5158 635 NONE
MAXIMIUS 5135 0 1 0 IDES OF MARCH 226 DARK CHAMPION 635 NONE
METELLUS 5138 0 1 0 IDES OF MARCH 226 BLACK ORC 635 NONE
LUXURY TAX 5159 2 5 0 MONOPOLY 430 AUNT FLO 5162 635
MEAT 5168 0 1 0 STREET WALKERS 431 DARK CHAMPION 635 NONE
MEAT TOO! 5169 0 1 0 STREET WALKERS 431 ARENAMASTER XHUR 635 NONE
MODEL RAILROADER 5121 16 11 0 THE MAGNIFICENT 241 MINI ME 5093 635
PERSONAL ADS
Model Railroader -- And apparently, that Concubine has invited others to join in this
red light district. I notified the authorities and got the standard run around.
Apparently, the right people have been paid to look the other way. -- Assur
It is our duty to look ALL ways. We can't stand around staring at red lights
all the time. Think what people would say! -- The Right People
The Enquirer -- Truly your pages are filled with wisdom and I am now as much a fan as
the milk spoiler. I think we're going to put issues of you in every room. Do you
want to become our housemate? -- Did Not Flush
Jorja -- When I stop paying, the publishers will stop sending me magazines. -- Milk
is Out
Milk Is Out -- Yes, I know, a constant problem requiring trips (by train, for choice)
to replenish it. I note with pleasure that it is you who will have to do the
"executive" thing, and I can get on with work on the railroad. A railroader's work
is never done, you know. -- Model Railroader
Did Not Flush -- No! I refuse to feature that as a title on the cover. Maybe a
short note on one of the back pages. I have *some* pride and self respect, you know!
-- The Enquirer
The Enquirer has pride and self respect! Believe it if you can! Article on... wait,
I can't find the article in here....
Unless the Veteran Mercenary is prepared to beat his sword into a plowshare, he'd
better look elsewhere for a "day job." -- Farm Weekly
Free Parking -- Everybody says that, but they just mean they can dump their
schoolbooks on my clean kitchen table, and I won't have it! NO MORE! -- Cooking Lite
Luxury Tax -- Ah, you city people, you think biodiversity is a luxury? You're wrong,
completely wrong, and the truth will come home to bite you one of these days. --
Desert Plants
Assur -- I'm not in this business to do my pudly gladiators favors! -- Jorja
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
METELLUS was dealt death by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MEAT was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
MEAT TOO! was murdered by ARENAMASTER XHURGJ in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
MAXIMIUS was slaughtered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
DID NOT FLUSH overpowered THE ENQUIRER in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
AUNT FLO butchered LUXURY TAX in a 1 minute gory uneven Challenge brawl.
HAIR IN SINK devastated THE BOOT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
MILK IS OUT was handily defeated by ERIC CARTMAN in a 2 minute uneven Title fight.
DR. RUTH vanquished AURELIUS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
COOKING LITE overpowered THIMBLE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MINI ME assassinated MODEL RAILROADER in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
CHANCE was beaten by OPPIUS in a exciting 3 minute fight.
FREE PARKING murdered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DESERT PLANTS was devastated by VICTORIA'S SECRET in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
THE GREAT GAZOO devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 - 0 100 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 1 - 0 75 |
|AIMED BLOW 3 STRIKING ATTACK 36 - 18 - 4 67 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 11 - 2 63 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 3 - 1 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 4 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 10 - 0 29 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 8 - 0 27 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 635 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 5 4 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY ERIC CARTMAN 5069 29 12 0 131 CUNNING RUNTS (425)
PARRY-STRIKE DR. RUTH 5127 10 6 0 113 CUNNING RUNTS (425)
BASHING ATTACK MILK IS OUT 4890 6 2 0 89 BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
AIMED BLOW AURELIUS 5075 15 3 0 87 IDES OF MARCH (226)
STRIKING ATTACK COOKING LITE 5146 10 2 1 65 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
LUNGING ATTACK THE ENQUIRER 5131 14 11 0 53 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MINI ME 5093. The most popular warrior this turn
was OPPIUS 5130. The ten other most popular fighters were MILK IS OUT 4890, THE
GREAT GAZOO 5140, METELLUS 5138, DID NOT FLUSH 5166, AUNT FLO 5162, HAIR IN SINK
4891, DR. RUTH 5127, COOKING LITE 5146, MINI ME 5093, and FREE PARKING 5158.
The least popular fighter this week was DESERT PLANTS 5150. The other ten least
popular fighters were THIMBLE 5157, AURELIUS 5075, THE BOOT 5156, LUXURY TAX 5159,
THE ENQUIRER 5131, MAXIMIUS 5135, MEAT TOO! 5169, MEAT 5168, CHANCE 5160, and MODEL
RAILROADER 5121.