DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/17/2010    Duedate: 06/30/2010

ZUWAYZA ARENA

DM-19    TURN-637

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ERIC CARTMAN
CUNNING RUNTS (425)
(19-5069) [31-12-0,135]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ERIC CARTMAN                   AUNT FLO
CUNNING RUNTS (425)            STREET WALKERS (431)
(19-5069) [31-12-0,135]        (19-5162) [4-0-1,49]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MINI ME                        COOKING LITE
CUNNING RUNTS (425)            THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
(19-5093) [14-20-3,106]        (19-5146) [11-3-1,78]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

CUNNING RUNTS (425)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)  51
2. STREET WALKERS (431)        31      CUNNING RUNTS (425)
3. CUNNING RUNTS (425)         18      Unchartered Team
4. IDES OF MARCH (226)          0
5. BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)    -5      STREET WALKERS (431)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 3 CUNNING RUNTS (425)      120  77  4 60.9   1/ 1 CUNNING RUNTS (425)      11  1 1
 2/ 2 BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)  18  12  0 60.0   2/ 2 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241)  8  4 0
 3- 4 IDES OF MARCH (226)      104  84  6 55.3   3/ 3*STREET WALKERS (431)      5  5 1
 4/ 1*STREET WALKERS (431)       8   7  1 53.3   4/ 5 BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)  3  6 0
 5/ 6 THE MAGNIFICENT MA (241) 577 676 20 46.0   5/ 4*MONOPOLY (430)            3 10 1
 6/ 5*MONOPOLY (430)            19  24  5 44.2   6- 6 IDES OF MARCH (226)       1  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                        ---===FREE BLADES REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 646): RAT CATCHER of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 648): SCURVY LADY of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 526): RAMSHORN of CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 642): MAXIMILLIAN of VC RULES (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 644): SILENCE IS GOLDEN of GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 635): GRACCHUS of GLADIATORS (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 636): ERIC CARTMAN of CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 320): ANFERROUS of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 633): MR. SPOCK of TREKKERS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 318): LODEN NORVIS of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 630): ENVY of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 627): BITCHIN' BEAST of DIVINE HERITAGE (Bubba Ganoosh)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 619): LUCY JORDAN of URBAN JUNGLE (Jugger, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 581): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnusson DaVinci, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 295): DAN MACK GRU of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 290): BOGBANE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 276): MRS. VAUGHN of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 509): RYVAS VOLKMAURI of INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 496): BB BULLY BOY of RED DOG GANG (Spot, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 476): BARLO CHELLS of MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 470): CHAEGO SARILDAN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 225): EXTORTION of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 432): MARDEL TEN VAREN of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 426): JAGUAR JON of GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 418): UNFORGETTABLE of THE WILLBURYS 78 (Rascally Rabbit)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 534): NIGHTCAP of DARKLINGS (She-Puppy, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 646): SPACEMARINES (?, mgr.)
 DM  12 RIZTAB (turn 648): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  13 DULLENS (turn 526): CARDOW HUNTERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  15 MALCORN (turn 642): DARK CREATION (Howard Phillips Lovecraft West, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 644): GOLDEN GLADIATORS (Midas, mgr.)
 DM  17 ALJAFIR (turn 635): GLADIATORS (Caesar, mgr.)
 DM  19 ZUWAYZA (turn 636): CUNNING RUNTS (Deep Thought, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 320): FORCE OF FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 633): TRAIL OF TEARS (Jugger, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 318): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 630): DEVIL ADVOCATES (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  33 NIATOLI ISLAND (turn 627): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  35 MURSKA (turn 619): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  43 VEASTIAN (turn 581): WARRIORS OF STEEL (?, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 295): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 290): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 276): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  56 ROCANIS (turn 509): INCONSISTENT FURY (Banthius, mgr.)
 DM  60 ARADI (turn 496): TWILIGHT BRIGADE (Stronghold?, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 476): MIDDLE WAY 16 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  65 DAL SHANG (turn 470): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 225): BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  74 DAYLA KIV (turn 432): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 426): GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  78 LIN TIRIAN (turn 418): SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)
ADM 103 FREE BLADES (turn 534): THE WILLBURYS 13 (Rascally Rabbit, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   9 ZUKAL (turn 645): LIP GLOSS of HOT STUFF (Papa Bear, mgr.)
                          BILBO BAGGINNI of MIDDLE ITALY (The Dark One, mgr.)
 DM  16 WILLAF (turn 643): BAABRA LAMMONT of PUNNY AMINALS (Jorja, mgr.)
                           BRUAR of MAXIMUM RESULTS (Coyote, mgr.)
               (turn 642): TAIKUTSU of YAMABUSHI (?, mgr.)
 DM  29 LAPUR (turn 633): VINDOCOMUS of EQUESTORS (Spartacus, mgr.)
 DM  32 ARVAT (turn 630): ENVY of ANGELS OF PAIN (The Dark One, mgr.)
                          EAST TO WEST of CHRISTIAN ROCK (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 289): VYNMORGATH of KAOS (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  61 JURINE (turn 475): FALLING LEAF of AUTUMN SAGA (Jugger, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 225): EXTORTION of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  75 JADE MOUNTAIN (turn 426): JAGUAR JON of GREATS OF TROY (Zalgor Prigg, mgr.)
                      (turn 425): SUNSET THUNDER of SAND DANCERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS posted a nice gain, to come in 2nd.  Everybody 
loves a winner...  THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS had cause to celebrate, after ART OF THE 
WORLD got 16 points by beating PERSISTENT BEGGAR.  THIMBLE certainly had a baffled 
expression on hers face, after losing to AUNT FLO and losing 13 points in the 
process!  ERIC CARTMAN successfully staved off a grab for the roses by COOKING LITE 
of THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS.  Does ZUWAYZA have no one talented enough to dethrone him?  
So who's the team that's been walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  
Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     So much to report, so little time!  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the 
mountaintops, so stand the warriors of IDES OF MARCH, alone and unchallenged.  Like a 
pup with its tail between its legs, BASH BRO HOUSEMATE scurried away from IDES OF 
MARCH.  Oh, the shame!  Is it charming personality?  Conversational abilities?  Good 
oral hygiene?  Whatever it is, MINI ME is the most challenged warrior.  DID NOT FLUSH 
challenged THE ENQUIRER!  Who says BASH BRO HOUSEMATE are just a bunch of wimps!  DID 
NOT FLUSH of BASH BRO HOUSEMATE kept his wits as he lost to THE ENQUIRER.  My love of 
complete Spyreports dictates that I note the mismatched fight, HAIR IN SINK and THE 
BOOT.  Are BASH BRO HOUSEMATE unwilling to engage in a fair fight?  I thought HAIR IN 
SINK showed great skill and promise when he defeated THE BOOT.  All right, so I slept 
through it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Questions are 
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain 
tavern in ZUWAYZA would I avoid!   
     All good things must come to an end.  Keep those sands bloody and the buzzards 
fat!  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed simile, I now bid ZUWAYZA farewell-- 
Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ERIC CARTMAN 5069            31  12  0   135       CUNNING RUNTS (425)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DR. RUTH 5127                12   6  0   124       CUNNING RUNTS (425)
 MINI ME 5093                 14  20  3   106       CUNNING RUNTS (425)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-AURELIUS 5075                15   3  0    87       IDES OF MARCH (226)
 COOKING LITE 5146            11   3  1    78       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
 MILK IS OUT 4890              6   4  0    77       BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
 THE ENQUIRER 5131            16  11  0    72       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 AUNT FLO 5162                 4   0  1    49       STREET WALKERS (431)
-OPPIUS 5130                   3   1  0    44       IDES OF MARCH (226)
 VICTORIA'S SECRET 5163        3   1  0    43       STREET WALKERS (431)
 DID NOT FLUSH 5166            4   3  0    41       BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
 DESERT PLANTS 5150            7   4  0    36       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAIR IN SINK 4891             6   4  0    36       BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE GREAT GAZOO 5140          2   0  0    33       CUNNING RUNTS (425)
 THIMBLE 5157                  5   4  1    29       MONOPOLY (430)
 CHANCE 5160                   5   4  1    25       MONOPOLY (430)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREE PARKING 5158             4   5  2    21       MONOPOLY (430)
 THE BOOT 5156                 3   6  1    16       MONOPOLY (430)
 ART OF THE WORLD 5202         1   0  0    16       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
-JEALOUS JUDY 5165             1   0  0    15       STREET WALKERS (431)
 MAGIC TODAY 5201              1   0  0    15       THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
LUXURY TAX 5159         2  5 0 MONOPOLY 430         AUNT FLO 5162         635   
DA1 5198                0  1 0 STREET WALKERS 431   ARENAMASTER XHUR      637  NONE
DA2 5199                0  1 0 STREET WALKERS 431   HIGH ELF              637  NONE
MODEL RAILROADER 5121  16 11 0 THE MAGNIFICENT  241 MINI ME 5093          635   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Mini Me -- Well done.  If that is what I should expect from you, your record is quite
misleading.  I may have to put the milk away to catch you. -- Milk is Out

Thimble -- My teammate said you were an easy win.  Maybe for his almighty self that
is true, but for me, not so much.  This fighting business is stressful.  I may lose
all my hair from it! -- Hair in Sink

The Enquirer -- 2-1 in your favor.  Best of 5?  Actually, if you continue that kind
of teaching, how about best of 99? -- Did Not Flush

Eric Cartman -- Can we even get a sentence for a DM Column?  Jorja hasn't been
writing much, but she was giving us a little... -- Assur

Did Not Flush -- Bash Bro Housemate Not Embarrassed!  Maintains frog-like calm in the
face of probing inquiries!  Read the interview on page 6! -- The Enquirer
P.S.  Full disclosures!
P.P.S.  With photos!

Oppius -- No, too much olive oil.  Sure, it's better than, say, coconut oil.  But
it's still oil. -- Cooking Lite

Free Parking -- Maybe next time you'll know better than to park on a mesquite.  But
you'll have to completely replace those tires, you know. -- Desert Plants

Assur -- Don't put words in my mouth, there isn't room for more. -- The Enquirer

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DA2 was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was butchered by ARENAMASTER XHURGJ in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
MILK IS OUT was handily defeated by MINI ME in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
DID NOT FLUSH was vanquished by THE ENQUIRER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
HAIR IN SINK overpowered THE BOOT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
ERIC CARTMAN bested COOKING LITE in a popular 4 minute uneven Title brawl.
DR. RUTH devastated M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute mismatched match.
AUNT FLO overpowered THIMBLE in a 1 minute uneven melee.
VICTORIA'S SECRET lost to DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute duel.
DESERT PLANTS won victory over FREE PARKING in a 2 minute fight.
CHANCE vanquished PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAGIC TODAY overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 2 minute uneven match.
ART OF THE WORLD overpowered PERSISTENT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY        4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK   36 -  21 -  4      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  15 -  2      61  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   4 -  1      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         AIMED BLOW         6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         PARRY-LUNGE        3 -   6 -  1      33  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         LUNGING ATTACK     4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    0 -   2 -  0       0  |

Turn 637 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         3  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      ERIC CARTMAN 5069          31  12  0  135 CUNNING RUNTS (425)
PARRY-STRIKE     DR. RUTH 5127              12   6  0  124 CUNNING RUNTS (425)
STRIKING ATTACK  COOKING LITE 5146          11   3  1   78 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
BASHING ATTACK   MILK IS OUT 4890            6   4  0   77 BASH BRO HOUSEMATE (414)
LUNGING ATTACK   THE ENQUIRER 5131          16  11  0   72 THE MAGNIFICENT MAGS (241)
AIMED BLOW       VICTORIA'S SECRET 5163      3   1  0   43 STREET WALKERS (431)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MINI ME 5093.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was COOKING LITE 5146.  The ten other most popular fighters were DR. RUTH 5127, 
DESERT PLANTS 5150, ART OF THE WORLD 5202, MINI ME 5093, THE ENQUIRER 5131, HAIR IN 
SINK 4891, ERIC CARTMAN 5069, VICTORIA'S SECRET 5163, FREE PARKING 5158, and CHANCE 
5160.

The least popular fighter this week was THIMBLE 5157.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were THE BOOT 5156, DID NOT FLUSH 5166, MILK IS OUT 4890, DA1 5198, DA2 
5199, AUNT FLO 5162, MAGIC TODAY 5201, CHANCE 5160, FREE PARKING 5158, and VICTORIA'S 
SECRET 5163.